The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1911, Page 13

Dien ee The Evening World Daily Magazine, | NRY’S LAS : DOEGDIQDOOOGOHTDHGOHHIGHOGOOODSOOSHOHAGH HE lef the year I tried Finketham’s Bx-; “Slop!” said the oitizen anerity. tract, Balm of Gilead poultices and | "Might as well rub on restauragt but- Potts'a Pain Pulverizer; but I think it | ter.” Was the buckeye T carried in my pocket] “gure,” concurred the butglar. “It’s ya d posing tion of burglary , His mother is an extremely wealthy THE Jand reapected resident « Grove what dona the trick & valve eultavie for little Minnie wher The Rh $ Jand when he is conducted to hia col ; jure worke tn the morning @F @/the kitten scratches her finger. L'il eumatic omance |i. ska at one for a mall file and night?” asked the olttten tell you what! We're up against tt. I © Garnette. je always has a wife ‘ " Yight," said the burglar; “Juet when jonly find one thing that eases her up. aH tf Bay, take beat Ly ta \Hey? Tittle olf sanitary, ameliorating, lof youre—f gueas you won’t—Say! lest ’ rah | vou ever try Bitekeratat's Blood Butlder? | gcuse werget on soe anon an "I never 414, Does yours come in Dar-|iet's go out and have some. ‘tense the oxyams or ie a pteady pain Woerty, but—ouch! ‘There she goes ate in the Union and flancees o NeWspap- y out of les who of a Burglar and na His Victim uts of the | only one bi me en up by five di Tho durgiar sat down on the feet of | again! t relief afte e firs the by ‘i « “< (Copyrighted by Doubleday, Page & Co.) desire the return of his mate and th Mtr River, Hef he bed and reated Ale Gun oa hie knee, For a week,” aid the olttzen. “T a 6 It jumps," said he. “Tt strikes me |payen' 1th be published in book form after Sept, 12.) [more durable blessings of decorum and| + Were © pid dweller, te when I ‘t looking for it. I had to oe hel bes tr! {a Grom myst reed, the moral exceliencies, i Salts Nor one 64 the xlve up second-story work because 1|%t help. I'm afraid Thomes te in hed, pped tnstde the | The burglar lighted a cigarette. The s Kitchen, ‘The poll Kot atuck sometimes half-way up. Teil |"™ wen ot Kis, and then ho |&uarded glow of the match flluminated vata eee eee 1 what—T don’t belleve the bloomtn’ |, “CBmb out," said the burgiar, “I'll took his time. .A burglar who | * Ll pelts for a moment. He) tempted tc fy him have not | doctors know what ts good for it.” th igen i patel ot one, eo tidal respects his art always takes| longed to the third type of burglars. | ver heard of the respectable, unassum ame here, I've apent a thousand he conventional returned eas | his time before taking a The Unrd type has not yet been} ing burglar who is neither above nor be do witho' getting any reitef. | wave Gnd footed the clisem, me thing recognized id accepted. The police] iow his statior | Yours swell any?” stroked his brown-and-gray beard. ‘The was a private reatdence, | have made us familiar with the frst! nis burglar of the third class t “Of mornings. Amd when tt'a @oin’ to] “Tt's very unusual,” he began, By a4 from door. and ut and ’ ee T classification ts ite wore ho masks, dark la rain—great Christopher “Here's your shirt,” said the burglar, trimmed Boston ivy the burgiar knew | *Ple. The collar ts the distinguishing | gum shoes, He carried s Me, too," said the oltieen. “I can tell | ‘fall out. I knew a man who said Om- that the mistress of it was sitting on | Mark. ; ftome ocean-aide plazea telling a sym.| When a burglar is caught who dc Pathetic man in a yachting cap that|POt Wear a collar he is di No one had ever understood her sensl-| degenerate of the lowest type, singul 0G; lonely heart, vicious and depraved, and ts. sv He knew by the light tm the third-| of being the desperate crimin story front windows, and the late-| stole the handcuffs out of Patrolman ness of the season that tM master of | Hennessy’s pocket in 1878 and walked | ‘\ the house had come home, and would| away to escape arrest tt soon extinguish his light and retire. For The other well-known type is the! It wan September of the year and of the| burglar who wears a collar. He is soul, in which season the house's good| ways referred to as a Raffles in Real " atteak of humidity the size of a /berry’s Ointment fixed him in two weeks tablecloth starts from Florida on its|so he could use both hands in tying Bie | Way to New York. And it T pass a|four-tn-hand.” ' re where there's an ‘Eaat Lynne’| As they were going out the door the | Matinee golog on. the moteture starts |citizen turned and started back. my left arm sumping like @ toothache.”| «rjked to forgot my money,” he Ld | “It's undiluted—hades!” ald the burg-| plained; ‘“Iaid {t on the dresser last Jar. night.” “You're dead right," said the citizen. | he burglar caught him by the tight Tho burglar looked down at his pistol | sleeve. and thrust it into his pocket with an| ‘Come on,” he said gruffy, “2 ast volver in mint gu furniture of the n its summer dust was far away le “haul.” H t dimly Mght ter of the hous heavily after w « sought to lighten the bur ! “touch” mig ‘awkward attempt at ease. you, Leave tt alone. I've got the man comes to conside® roof gardens! Life, He is invariably a gentle ' pan . H o to the extent of le ‘Say, old man,” he satd, constrainedly, | ver try witch hazel and off of and stenographers as vanities, and to daylight, breakfusting In a dr fessional profitsioos ‘ever try opodekdoo?” teen?” a jewelled sti or beyond reason. window left open and had taken the SNAKE O1L?” and gray beard, like that of a painless | dentist. He solid, dy ritable and i, He sat up in bed aised his right hand above his 1 room “Cheer Up, Cuthbert!” ua he What’s the Use of Being Blue ?§ |: cvs ioy Pane shi fusion—a crumpled roll of bills, a There Is _a Lot of Luck Left, } \°¥*. tree poker chips, crushed pee SE AL hd a IS i dottle of bromo se pr for a By Clarence IL. Cullen. lin the morning, Betty Vincent’s Advice On Courtship and Marriage her one," ordered the night be amphibious and | ieft. You can count Hurry up, now.” bulwark n't raise the other one,” sald the | “Don't lere making fac Unce you've got tt, iUs you for a rheu- | 4 ” a whe | The durglar took three steps toward] citizen, with a contortion of his Hinea-| snapped ’ -humoredly. Maticitecthave i oe The Etiquette of Calls, . the dres ‘The man in the bed sud-| ments. jyou've ¢ c why vt you ver try rattles enly uttered a squeaky 1 and] “What's the matter with tt?" ao nen, In Coppright, 1011, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), Boole Mere eine MEKe HANA eel ie etretiial Fe the chewtiee.” a tn “Inflammatory restedly A a call, when ft fs not an awkward one, is one of the very best ways of { tho burglar, “If all asked the | Bn etiquette of calls seems to be a bothersome point for young people. Yet, getting acquainted, Tt ts also a fine test of friendehip. HE Iobgoblins of Hypochondria e 1 r ow, itt 1 ck used the oli of was Hike to Me Rear hed they Bae mer eune Urat Brine? " sald the 1 : Was. The inflammation has gone vd for you that r row they'd reach eight | \ eneration ago, particularly in country places, courtship was almost entirely Heer o Laugh! PEP The 00a SEO rsational tone. 1 do 1m and the rattles | A matter of calls, When a young man wi en “going to eee — v not his The burglar stood for a moment or , Indiana, the house regularly,” {t was understood that an engagement Be a Doren| Every time we Generate the Dope! hed t r the}two, holding his gun on the afflicted you : , | olther existed or would shortly exist. Cxviter Babies Dia | Notion that we're In Dute'! and Jay still Jone. He glanced at the plunder on the} wouldn't host tyit lef me stam's Pills," remarked | Now we have ctianged all-that, £ ¢etline dertettly. that rving Rabies than P yw hold up both your hands,” com-|dresser and then, with a half-embar How long have you had {t?" Inqutred one “Abused” | o> © ded tie burglar. rassed alr, back et the man in the bed, | the citize sald the burglar. “Took ‘em it 1s Imposstble for many of you girls to entertain frequently Man! lis ibs e citizen had @ little, pointed, brown | Then he, too, made @ sudden grimace. Four years, 1 guess ttat ain't all.! tive months, No good, I had ome ree at home, ‘That ts an inevitable condition fn an era of smali mie | ee ols Pheletal al Sian ELE ches ih apartments, But I hope, whenever you are eo situated ‘that !t 1s pomsible, you do receive your men friends in your own parlor. You have @ chance really to know each other then. At the theatre or the baseball game or the beach, you are a looking or listening to other things and peopte besides your- Bekty Vincen£, ‘elves. You don't get acquainted, except for a few eur- face preferences. The right sort of girl never ahows to better advantage than tn her own home. Her sweetness, her grace, her repose of manner, her youthful charm are al! heightened. She ts given Just the right background, Aa for “having a 6004 time,” a parlor with a plano and a chafing dish holds Imitless possibitities of tua for two congenial young people. And really, the necessary formallties are very few and simple. It {s usual for the young man to ask permirston to call, in the firet place, although in many inetances @ friendly invitation from the girl would not be out of place. . Bven The Time wii} 70 old. did you say? Willlam de Morgan never Thought of Writing a tome when It)y \ panne eee oOo ecceerer woe Laser atk | (Caught With the Goods %% i By “Crite”| Forty Yeare of |the Work ; ith the Goods 3% 34 By “Crite”| r Lives to Pind ‘ ENT ORNS Out what a Snap| Misery may Love Company, but Hap- | Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), and a Satistaction | Pines can Herd by Itself! | the Normet Life ey, fat ouble js Meant as a tred Feeling! a NARA RR CULLEN You're Never } you Feel Envious of Driver ikea it So Basily Whistling at his Werk that he's Hardly Liver Allowed to Win! The Good You've got to Give Yourself a To believe that we're Capable of Ne A Ae) ; ting | Chance before A se W an Ynformal call should not generally be prolonged more than two And (Aik aaa aaa Dic pefare Angvoprazus, Wt when the young man departs he says @ word or two abeut the pleasant evening 7 * be i Prt yA es Some of ua Fail to Differentiate| he has passed, Doesn't sound very iMcult, does i? Xou're on the Road to Rigatviio| between Merety Aiming High and| : A First Invitation. Take the Initiative. wi > in to Fear the Reaction! | ¢ . js t 5 yen you Begin to Fear the Reuction Shooting at the Moon! ' $c L ' = | y GIRL who stens hereelf “8, 8. MAN who signs himself “B. 7." The Real Kind of Righteousness t# py ed | d ANDALOUS! , 1 A writ | writes: i a ‘The Mun who Never has Male a SHAMEFUL Z “L have met a young man "T have been acquainted with @ Always Reticeni ; Fool of Himself can Pass, the Porpoise . IUST WAIT TILL 7 through business. My, mother ts also] young Indy for a short time, We ~ Blood-Test! >, * ey u ith hin and # both like 7 en he 0 he “a : \ INTERV, : % acquainted with him, and w have attended the theatre together an Tt doesn't Hurt Acknowledge that | —_— i = TAAEOMAR UTD i it im very much Will it be proper for | been on car rides I should ike our you're a Little Depleted—put iat! If you can Sidestep Suffering, then| : P~ ine to Invite him to call and how shail | qoquaintance to be extended further. doesn’t mean Down and Out! | you're Happy! | invitation?” May I ask permission to call on her, er must she be the first to broach the eub- 4 | Jeot?” I word m Particularly as your mother ts juainted with the young man, T show The Most “Original” Man we Ever} The Brand of Remorse that Corrodes Knew didn't Know it Himself! is the Kind that Gets Results! think you might quite property ask him As 4 man, it is your place to ask if cme —_>—— | to cail, Why not say, "Mother and I| you may come to see her, She very Once, on @ Train, we Met a Man who Winner-Picking. | Will be glad to see you some evening?” | iikely 1s watting for you to do a0. Looked us Right Smack-Dab tn the Eve i @htle he Copped our Wat By John L. Hobble. . S eee ther y often tie Man who says “Buh- M e land jeve ME n't Helleve it Himseit! | And found | ang sand Don't Envy Him—go After Him! | And covered with s A Divided Duty. The First to Write. A‘ who signs himaelt “8. 11." |A ‘an who signs hereet “J, @” orRe once hought ‘ites | writes “Tam engaged and expect to be “I have been engaged to @ young the Gall, Tonave pear */ man for a year and am going away now ished house, I tt my duty | on @ month's vacation, He asks me should my fancee at- to write to him while I am gone, Ie it proper for him to write the first letter, or is tt my place to write first?” Hither way would be proper enough. aught but rocks Ms and drops 1d not even plant his crops: | The Right Kind of Company is a! And so acknowledged with a sigh Dandy Little Distnfectant for the Bad | That he was such a fool to buy, Habit! tL enstom ta for the girl toy nd table linen, and aH the hed 4 | -— jAnd then one day his neighbors found the are Dh man Is Hut if he knows your address T should "54 Relax—and Watch the Problem |A flow of ofl upon the ground; supposed to supply the furniture and | i him ¢9 open the correspondence, hy Shrink | 80 now he has his millions three, other essentials. q — 19 vha mu se et } ‘ a jo what @ business man ish A Late Caller. A Mistake | Playing the Gamo both enda from the] es MAN who alens himself ‘G, B.” " Middle is Treading the Perilous Path! hPhew brother James once bought some Aw who signs herself ‘T. Y. A cn fn | —_— earth writes | Thave beet \ Made Man to Admit It | And all the nelghbors said his field hate to offend calls on me eveningw andi) cat she is nal the ind Meee pouch Would make him rich with bounteous bays: much: lores LIRA 16 ORR NY OE ee (am But I don't want to of- One of the Most Pathetic Sights in) yield, *! A proper. -Aaibe 14 very kre Zend her and! would atti ttek de Se Nature fs that of the Petulant Man who |For no one there could well deny t IA HG tO AOE Wee Any iat eh lendgs ow ehall nd aaie! 4 Packe Up his Doll-Rags end Goes! | The. James had made a lucky buy. hei Lp ee eee) imreaking 4t pouty! 18 a Aateaee RE | ‘ without hurting nf Rreating dt y “ } A Shadow may be Derk, but !t can't | But when his ground was sown with Why not Jetingly point to the clock om but Ie you an ano formatly an eo} gran and observe, adame Grundy would ,#46¢d to the young lady i { pe Mane we! © |rhe season passed without a rain bo shocked 1f knew we were keop- |sest thet you simply make your visit It Helps a Lot to Remember that the So James |x poor as he can be. K such hours.” He will iaugh, but he |and other # 8 much less frequent. Past !a the Mere Debris of Time! Oh, what a foolish man was he! | should take the hint She will pre grasp the point, 66 93 B 1 : aay em as the appy ays: y are Victor Dwigg¢ins ‘ 2 ‘ “ ) PPP PPP LLP PAP PPP PP PPP PPP PLP PPP PPL PREP LLL LP PLP PPP PPL P PPLE | > Copyright AVL. ty The Pres Publaming Co «4 vid a | Yes- | Rememper AND ITs BEEN IWENTYONE , : JUST AS ELL ASIF MEARS AGO )Come SATURDAY + ; \T HAPPENED LasT NO-- Tren Two Ye s— (469 (“he was EATING wnTe >) EVENING WENT TWo YEARS NEXT GRAPES AND LASHED | os | Him FoR SOME AND We ! satuRp~ Gee! 1 can (Ta vata’ ) 1 | “en y Yes ALF, AND NOW | a ee ' SMO HE'D GIVE ME A s ‘sure! | ( cei ect Wy \ ) OFreR A Par : yi or Thste Wem Yet, — __) Fev if 1D SING, stad Sones] | vec! AUF 4 THere's A J} | pice CORRANTS HR FAN k 5) tae GRAHDFATHER'S CLOCK” AN y Z| |\0 Remembers) |) fr A vino | Goup WATCH /\| ‘eine | ‘ou BiG 8 : (DO AND He OE q AS ee!) | snout” BAL HA . | SomeBoDy's / Tem was Hs ® WANDEUL & | STUFFED mp) | ss) ) a a HAPPY DAYS! ‘ nt \TS MINE. 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