The evening world. Newspaper, August 31, 1911, Page 12

The Evenin ‘ros Publishing Company, Nos. 88 to 68 Sosebti pur f . Z 63 yt Sunday by the Semmes Pally Except Sunday by, the ' ‘8 SHAW, Pres. and Troas. \ ncaa 03 Park’ Row. Entered at the Fost-Ofice at New York tion Rates to The Evening| For FE orld for the United States All ‘and Canada, $3.50] One Year . 60; One M as Second-Class Matter. land and the Continent and ountrios in the Inter a Postal Union. VOLUME 82... PISTOLS AND BOMBS. | HE “dangerous weapons” statute of recent legislation becomes an effective State law in New York from to-morrow, Sept. 1. Law-| abiding citizens who keep a re- volver concealed in the bureau) drawer upstairs, in case of bur-| glars, will be financially inter-| ested to the extent that the| license now required for such real | or imaginary self-protection costs | $10. If you don’t get the li-| conse, there is nothing worse on| your conscience than a technical misdemeanor. | For a person whom business or inclination impels to go about! armed to the teeth the license is worth the money it costs. An at- tempt to do a regular house-breaking or gang-conducting business without it would be likely to prove unprofitable in the long run, as a $500 fine or imprisonment for a term of something less than a year is now the prescribed penalty for being caught unlicensed with the firearm goods. | In short, the new law will be more effective in discouraging hom- icide than the old law was—if the police enforce it more effect-| ively. ‘There is some talk of a special squad being put on this job, which certainly cannot be reckoned among the sinecures of the, terce. | If this prohibition of concealed weapons could be stretched so) as to cover bombs, and put into operation with proportionate zeal, it| would tend toward the improvement of present conditions. Only | this week the bomb zone has widened ao as to take in the busiest rection of Lexington avenue, between Forty-second and Fifty-ninth | streets. There was an eruption in upper Sixth avenue some months | ago. In the average tenement of the Italian district explosions are expected as regularly as rent day, only more frequently—and they furnish even more urgent cause for moving. A cueetsoenre EDISON’S NEW MOTOR. HOMAS A. EDISON seems to be having the time of his life on his European holiday jaunt. At pres- ent writing he is motoring in Switzerland. At the same time he pursues his scientific and utili- tarian observations with the eame boyish enthusiasm that for more than @ quarter of a century past has kept ennui out of the neigh- borhood of South Orange, N. J. Mr. Edison has been inspecting the natural cold storage plants and unemployed water power of the Alpine glaciers. Now he lends a hand to practical experiment in animal traction. Rounding a mountain curve somewhere between Geneva and Interlaken the auto accidentally turned turtle. Mr. Edison was not hurt, but the machine was—so badly, indeed, that even the wizard’s skill could not reassemble it. Fortunately it wasein a farming district, and there were draught animals about. After the custom of the country, a cow and a mule were hitched to the disabled motor car and towed it safely into port «eNO. 18,272 Here is where science, like the fashions, rotates and returns % primitive forms. What could be prettier than this idea- of the| great inventor going hack to the archaic system of locomotion alluded | to by the late Jesh Billings, the pioneer of simplified spelling, in| his Farmer's Alma “A shiftless man was Farmer Snyder, He spent his time a-drinkin’ cider. Together he worked a cow and,a mewl, | And never sent his boys to skew). EAE OE RT TC IER Letters From the People | I asked Mrs. *]s | alarm and thinking he raved. catia ody GET OUT ‘of HERE Quicic, on HLL Cau The Pouce A License 7 : FoR HAVIN FoRWHAT 2 A GUN IN fouR HOUSE World Daily Magazine, Now, RENENBER, (F You CALL THe Potice - 1Le HAVE You PINCHED. TA-TA ~ You LAw -BREAKER Thursday, Can You Beat It? By Maurice Ketten. Augu Just Te Sie, OL ToP Mr. Jarr Brings Home an Assorted Variety of Talk That for Once Awes His Wife to Silence. Coprright, 1911, by The Pres Putiishing Co. (The New York World). By Roy L. McCardell. @ woman's saloon carousing with Mrs. Rangle and Mra, Hickett and Mrs. Stryver and Clara Mudridge Smith and ™my other women friends till all hours, and then got home fuddied, with all my rv] 14, 80 you've come tn at last,| money spent? How would you like It? O have vou?! ed Mrs. Jarr, | Well, women have the same right as “Why, no, my dear,” replied} men to do such things, and some day Mr. Jarr gentally, | w 1 surprise you men by doing It, “Don't you call me birdie, you old—)if you are peeved, call {t trial mar- As when it would sound, seemingly old—OSTRICH!" stammered Mrs. Jarr. | riage and declare all bets off. and was so affected by it that he fell/tne vacant air. She heard {t, and “Birdie, indeed “My marriage has been @ trial all) seriously iI, The lady nursed him| mother, her servants, her neighbors “Hush, my dear!” sald Mr. Jarr. ‘You! right!" retorted Afra. Jarr. “And itl through the illness and proved her|tne police could all nens It, Laue neth are hopelessly bourgeolse. You must) locks to me as though tt were Bolng t9/ fr. dehy by the help she gave him.| couig be jearned as to the cauee come into the New Thought, the higher social state. You speak as though, be- cause we are married, I am under bonds to keep the peace. Jarr. as he proceeded to| too!" on @ basis of economic independence. |{t over and discuss poetry and ethical ne word that he was dying and begged| with ‘Mme. Grandval, It wae uae retire, “I'm strol-| “Now, dearte, you made me a prom-|@on't you want to be a martyr for soul | socialism. You'll find tt beautiful and 5.4. t> come to hm before he should|o'clock in the morning that Mile. C \ ling down theltse,” said Mr. Jarr across the dark, as| freedom?” wonderful, No rough stuff, no smacks 124, away. hut, as she tella the atory, |lon sald i ocardwalk at At-| he paused in the removing of a sho “T don't WANT to be a martyr for|in the face. We will not tell our friends Por indy prevented her from doing #o,| “Here we are at the end of the wo lantle City, ‘and| "I'l make you THAT promise, you| anything,” sald Mra. Jarr testily, ‘but /any soandal about each other. We Will) “Sian years afterward she learned|@94 With such frightful weather. em it's such a beauti-| may belleve it!" replied Mre. Jarr. {fT am not a martyr, whether I want] stmply say that we were mentally on | \)t 2Uls 4 CCEA Ook SMe) would puzale the ghost to find us het a ful morning! The) ‘That wasn't the promise,” remarked | to be or not, there never was one!” [different planes. You will say that I jit Nel rillisal i feo tin Ball rebll) On the instant the sane cry /wami@§ breeze 1s blowing| Mr. Jarr. “You said you wouldn't say| “You don't get me, dearte," sald Mr.| was intensely Intellectual and arrived |” a tls death, He matted with |sounded again. But this was the Ham in from the sea! anything to me to-night. You promised |Jarr argumentively. There's a new|at all my conclusions by coldly ana-/ &reat anviety the wihd eh ad the sun glints| to put me off until to-morrow, didn’t] era of social freedom, and you want to/ lytical mental processes, while I will upon the sails of] you, birdie?” get in on It, Be @ lady soctalist, and, | say that you arrived at a basis etl the 7 - Jaction through your emotions, you be- e e l WwW Y ihn os ‘ieiiitinan| | CAV ar Yarns MSCARDELD Te tp eee: Mra, Jarr got out o © doors’ what? Jarr, siting up in bed in nish, my boat—'pe love; Spanish for adr.’ a fisher- Memoirs of a Commu By Barton Wood Currie “er Women should be| calling of names! the ght. , “Say that again, please,” she satd | with forced calmness. | "We do not | Ing radical and I conservative end tn a disagreement!” 1 be friends, though,” react sald Mr. rough stuff, you know; no We'll meet and talk ‘There can be no} harmony in the married state unless We The Bible on the Battles, #6" >¥ the oMcers, soldiers and wo st 31, 1911. | Sayings of...... MRS. SOLOMON Being the Confessions of the Seven Hundreath Wife. q Trans‘ated By Helen Rowland, Coppright, 1911, by The (rear Wuluishing Co. (The New York World JARKEN, my Daughter, unto the instructions of @ Mother, and attend my wisdom. Beware how y thou steppest upon the path of love, for 4 #7 lke unto a parquet floor, exceedingly treacherous, j hat without @ hatpin, as a loose tooth, as a ring o size too large, 1# @ man that CANNOT keep his cyes from roving after other women in places. Thou canst never be SURE of him, when he shail slip away. Now, in my youth, I introduced my Beloved unto « comely dameel ? ing: “Be NICE unto her, for my sale, for I desire that she chall enjoy: i, self in mine house.” And he took me at my WORD. oa And when the damsel had departed I thanked him, saying: “Thow wert VERY kind, and I TRUST thou wert not bored.” But he said: “Oh, no! For she was exceeding interesting. Behold, what a SMALE foot she hath!” Then I covered him with my praises, saying: “Thou hast been a CLOSE observer. Yea, thou hast taken great peine | for my sake, and I am deeply grateful.’ Pa Yet, thereafter 1 knew him not, and I cast him of from my list, for ever. [ For a man's mind goeth in a straight line; and when his heart tenet upon one maiden he cannot SEE another. But a FOOL that looketh én curves is as a shallow brook, which twrneth aside at every opportunity. ° I charge thee, my Daughter, eschew a man who seeketh an “undersi ing” with thee; for of such is the kingdom of GRAFTERS. Pe. Lo, he that hesitateth to ANNOUNCE his engagement is as one taketh kisser on “approval.” Yea, he is as a woman that hath a se machine sent up on TRIAL. For to, a man may call upon thee seven evenings within the week, Be seen with thee at dances and in many public places. . He may renounce ali others for thy suke, and summon the yods to ness his devotion. Yet, what shall these things prove unto thee? For the only PROOF of any man's love ir an hand-written PROPOSAL | done in ink and signed with his full name. 4 Verily, verily, until she receiveth one of these, a wise damsel will ke her heart encased in cotton batting and her emotions insulated. For, behold, in times gone by, men performed desperate deeds in order to capture a woman; yet now they perform desperate deeds im order. to | ESCAPE her! Selah! Some Spook Stories By David A. Curtis, Copyright, 1#11, by The Vrese Publishing Co, (The New York World), ove he had sent to her, and when he Dead L Haunts French ceived the message that she would m Actress. come, he lay silent for a moment an zt then exclaimed despairingly: Ree TENNE Cf] “Barbarous creature! Hut she ah pe) heat aay ‘claire | 848 mothing by {tI shall pui Glation waa as fa.jbe? @ long after my death as she h mous in her day ss pursued me in life ‘Then he fell back. dead, Ristorl or Bern- hart. That very, evening. half an hour lat In her autoblog-| Mile. Clarion was entertaining a raphy she tells how eho was haunted for years by the spirit of one of her lov- ers, M. de St. Elme, a gentleman ef | means and some soctal distinction, whom at one time she liked and en- couraged, but whom she afterward dis- carded for satisfactory reasons. He ook his dismissal with bad party of friends when they all hi @ piercing cry. It was in suc’ a@ he Tending tone and the sound contini 8o long that the entire company frightened and Mile. Clarion fainted, Every succeeding night for nun of months the same cry was heard the same hour, if the lady was at ho If she supped elsewhere it was heard until sho ret. to her haj race, | but as she continued tu refuse to re-| ceive his attentions, he retired to the country, broken In health and spirit. Two years and a half later he sent! origin of tt. Then it ceased for some months, b was heard again when she shared apartment at Versailles for the nig) Stories Told Around the Camp Fire in the ‘60's .¥ ‘shallop,’ a boat"—— Copyright, 1911, by The Prese Publishing Co, (The New York World). react in life in unison,” sald Mr. Jarr. | field men. we | “You shallop to bed!’ said Mrs, Jarr, i be ding busted, I'd do my marketing in| Mrs, Jarr picked up the hair brush | eld. "If," said tho narrator, “South Cai “What Prospects? foha name of our language ang | cutting In, “and try to summon up @ Defying the Dogwood town, I'd bend my neck to the most | trom the bureau. | MONG the dead on one of the bat-| 78 had at that moment attacked thi To the Fititor of The Evening World : longest words in our tan. | little # at the way you act! A man errace Boyce tt, | cruct yoke of the commuter, We would | “you go to bed, and don't you tare! A lefletde Deters Wichnond wea a {forts there would have been no heal Tam a young man of nineteen years ever. peyeniaray as +) of your age out tll all hours tn that, L » Theophilus) get our groceries wholesale, I would'tix any more of that love-socialism faual eoldiake Wd Sas GaeuMad upon the part of any man witht with a public schocl edu n and de me taeent taturn eran hae? Gus's place! Haven't yeu a home? Vv y rocer, Wis re-| transform my atoreroom {Ato a young | gibberish to met" she sald menacingly, | several days after the conflict, Al-|it 82out defen: the * pus of taling up a four yea ‘ 1 lesion. haw a ‘Beats | Haven't you a wi covering the shock of| delicatessen shop. I would paint arom “or I'll see how this silver-backed brush | reaay the flesh was gone from his fin-| * al engineering. V ¢ haa’ (minheeahes Ak des Yes, | am eesentlally a monogamist,”* my sugwestion that 14 1 | its door, “Har ve Bank,” and | wi) react on your noddle!” as J Sgt a , ve fe familias tn th t work |of attempted wordecdinage ay rout | replied Mr. Jarr suavely, for all purchasea at the time | alwasw maintain therein an ample com-| "Jat attor Mr Jarr was asleep, with |fe"%, Dut underneath the skeleton hand Story of Gen. Sumner. let me know what 1 A fellow re pat rae ARs Ly Mrs. rr was so angry she weuld | ase, that he was President of | m y that would tide me through any | simile on his face, she wondered tong | 1 ae Aaa AR Sumner wi hes after four yea { ! ee 1 al opinion a8! nave liked to scratch him, the Dogwood Terrace Board of do | Stress of company or weather, tf he hadn't put up a job on her to make pa ae i ue Geant hed oe a ous s the Berl present I have no ele i ropey OF Seine BNt | ott ts time you were essentially some-| and more or less of a dictator of cred-| 1 contided my plan to Hildegarde. | jer so mad she'd forget his original | py b ey ay ae = < ig ren : achusett pod SS oy osen Vsti ae | thing else besides tipsy!’ she ri lit and standing. By the mere turning |,She did not share in my enthuslasm. | ofrense. a rod and thy staff, they comfort and this is how he h ed to Tuenday. ha AG ike hand of! +1 don't suppose there's any good talk-| down of his thumb you could be cut} “You will be the first to growl,” ehe| she concluded finally that he had. . into the army. Ata time in winter why To the Editor of The Evening World | WORD-BUILDE: ing to you now, but you watt tll to-! off from all sources of supplies in that| said, ‘There 1s an infinite variety of ase Paes" the roads were dangerous, going do On what day of the week did Sept ER I've got a plan. I've some-. fair elysium with a comm nding view | things that you will have to bring out ,, | Occupation of FortSumter sven m1, tne slewed and turm 6 irinnale, ng in my mind that will put a stop to of the Passate Valley, He did not call) trom the elty, If you recall, it was| of wal HE following impressive incident | OVe" But the s kept on. One @ RB ee Noa. |? Ealitor Kvening World this sort of behavior on your part! Sup- upon me again in person, but he sent] ¢ ently necessary to send you to the | § 79 he Da y ’s | I occurred at fort Sumter on Major |th pas d out the door a Metttiaa Oli ies Answering ). G's question of “How | pose I went out, leaving you all al me the following ttle note corner when we lived In Harlem,” " Anderson taking possession of ‘)? Upper sid e con aiid aaah ee clues Any square fe at in an irregular plot | tn the house, and spent the eventuge te My Dear Mr. Riddie: T must apologize Ah, that was different,” I replied. Good Stories | that place in December, 1860, It 1s known" the box, J aPhece pod apie atlas 1 eet x10 te 1 feet xt j for giving way to ray en s when “There was no need to plan ahead that the American flag brought away (tte rolns trom 5 hands [etal M5 was former nown as fects m™ we 2.5 square The wee | You spoke of cash payments from day | then." >] ltrom Fort Moultrie was raised at Sum-| “YOU let the reins alone or I'll throl Mees ow, Kaciad rom’ the cures TeMne Of © teht fe trla he Reason, |to day. 1 see now that you could not| “you will have to bring out eggs al- ti ter precisely at noon on the 27th of that You off!" sald the driver with determ of the house at nd, Ut OF 10 fect x GAH foot-—t24l f |have been serious and I must complt-| most every day, Wilberforce. And then Cruelty to Animals. Peat re Sed ev asane nee wilt cae nation comprised ares, Which ine 2ML5 square | you on the subtlety of your) there is the dog Uncle Stuffem fs send-! p\ URING the discumion of the difference be | memorable reminiscence in the lives of The passenser wisely abandoned stone dwelling Mining & rectangle 100 feot 1 have been informed by Mr. |ing to us. That dear little fellow will tween the high fost OF living and he cout of those who witnessed It. A short time\attempt at Interference, and summ tach 1 if 1841 square feet, 1341 squa | ©, Leo Squirm, the gentleman from/ have to have his fresh biscuits every pa a Marty Carpenter vouchsafed | before noon Major Anderson assembled guided the team firmly Pp and t > a” square feet 4225 square whom you purchased your villa, that! other day, There are many, many the follow ‘ “It just seems like everything the whole of his little force, with the t ez the overturn ere R. DEGHU RE, the still room for a third mortgage. we cannot keep on reserve, jconspires to make thingy harder for a man when | workmen employed on the fort, around saved the Danae rated = Wherefore I have entered your name in jes ae high, “Xow, for iomance, Linon Wat | tne toot of the Aagstaft. The national © passenger who af t t ng World jour books for unlimited credit, Of! “Rubbish!” I uttered, scorntully. | ogg, are worth thelr weight in gold—jut when jcnsign was attached to the cord and tempted to take the reins was Gi ) pertaining to the course, If at any time tt should be nee- | “You were always a pessim: | they ought to do their very” best Smoke up! | Major Anderson, holding the ends of the Worth. He was so impressed with Su r that the essary for you to request me to turn @ shrugged her shoulders and sat] Your plie’s going out Henly fadeined n his hand, knelt r ntly down, ner's sterling alities that he cultl To the Bilt: the first right (> a> Into the your debts into a third mortgage the |down to play me ‘The Funeral March of | {..0\"carenter, "hut I fooled the critters, | ‘he officers, men and goldiors clust vated Kis acquaintance and induced hii Will wore experienced 1 Scinaad te Ib HA RRERGONTES Chia WRG ont case would be slightly altered, though |the Marionettes.” ‘That tune some day! {is carn Fags 10 cents |around, many of them on. the to Join the army, and the cool and dag tell me if tt is eto nto ange vents by having first on occasionally I permit myself to be | will haunt me in my padded cell, for | dozen,’ and hun Now the Aeoply Improssed with ¢ ned drive de an Intrepid com lay the plano a age of twenty- » $ and the next car Co urged to take out a chattel m awe) It was welrdly, uncannily prophetic, — | hens are laying two and three 46 a CN AL t he chapla : . 2, four? nh ‘ That would give all a on new planos in good condition, However, I sat down and passed it | {ijugsown Telegram, earnest prayer—such an appeal for sup- z “anata “ C. S., Saratoga Springs, N. ¥ ee 700 s, aut to 1 heophilua Yen Syekle, sizaling, ‘ : a port, encour ment, and mercy as one The True Balance. side’ ' ‘THEOPHILUS V 8 rom the third ral wrote: 1 4 ‘would make who that “man's ex- VO Col i , Wy She Baber OF The Brosing vem I tore this letter Into pieces, « Van 8, Grocer: 1 take pleasure Ry the Cartload. eee PC ERP eit Ricca roe WO Counclimien of New. Oued ‘On speed! round ve + of The Evening World on the floor and danced a wild sara-| in declining your offer to swindle me | ACKINTOSH ito bis elder, who has ad-) earnest, solemn words of the sp ve one evening, in Pebmiarm wheels of an automobile lift, (he “ J} is born in the United States M vised him to try and check his strong q isof, reeling down to the City Halll etan he ths outhiont ‘oraign OME i than on band on th out of my homestead, I would prefer language at golf by picking up pebbles, | ceased, and the men responded "A steps discussing politics, ae well as th Mnarlian . wis ee ‘vial| EVAR!" I cried, and ground my jto deal with that celebrated firin of; one for every bad word, and bringing them to) with a fervency that perhaps they had Aine ana nls eania od Two Nice New Words, 1? Moc, teeth in fury. Stickem, Soakem & Gouge. Yours, the elder on Sunday after kirk)—'"Here, map, i | never before experienced, Major An: on ; ae iecups would permit tho We the Kaltor of The Hvening World South Carolina, | Through clinched teeth I hissed a | W. RIDDLE. | Fpapiul,t Bothern and here, man, is anither | derson drew the “Star Spangled Ban-| 'rne Beuthe true bal As @ steady reader of tex | letters To the Kiditor of The Evening World “Why do you call this machine a! hundred epithets upon the head of that| As I mailed that letter a black cat Weel,” said the elder, “that's no verra|ner’’ up to the top of the staff, the band |he overthrown.” A ry must I have noted many communteations Where {8 the nearest State where a ‘runabout?! | polished blackmatler. Not # much as| ran twice around the lamppoat and a | dresdfu’, I'm thinking. broke out with the national alr of “Hail | plied: ake: he othe t bosses being grouchy over vaca couple can get married without a mar. t will run about five miles and my little finger would T insert in hie | crow flew by with « mocking smile, |, A7*" Mupliel Mackintosh, but, bide s wee, |columbia!” and loud and exultant “Confound the South's balance! tem money tor sapere about riage Mcense? JOHN W, | then break down.” sole, He and bis board of trade could (To Be Continued) "Damane’ |The Sousseeepen cheers, repeated again and sgain, were te keep your own.” !