The evening world. Newspaper, June 29, 1911, Page 18

“29: 19115 i] Eat, Drink-- The Evening World Daily Magazine: Thursday: June Sve Ge aiorid Out! PMsdes Daily Except Sundsy by, the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 68 to 63 5 Me axove eA". ree, oe a ee eh PULITZER Junlor, Be0'y. By Maurice K etten. ‘ark Row, maeegtan ores ii But Be Healthy j &; t tho Pos! at New York as Second: Claes Matter, + ea - les te ec ny | end Onna Ps al Union, New York's Eminent Fhysictans Advise Evening World Readers on Summer Diet + 00.75 | 8! 2 Ree tien Cocotte PPOLUME Bisse cvcssrecsesosven wesseseeees MO, 18,908, | IS POETRY A BACK NUMBER? ROBABLY no- where in this coun- try is there less ola Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), | No. 4—By Dr. Claude L. Wheoler. NSTINCT fs a very good gulde tn food. moderat what you Ike best, except where there may be abno ng due to an unhealthy condition. The child who risks minishment or Jam does so because It feels the r-ed of sugar, most valuable of foods, It 1s a mus aker, To are carried on our battleships. | seme English physicians haye found le sar to be a fine thing in cases of heart disease. I be when sugar {s adulterated with glucose that It causes fermentation n the stomach. A simple test of pure cane sugar may be made by rubbing two lumps together in the dark. ‘If the ‘sugar ts pure the friction will cause electric sparks to fly, Overeating, especially | greatest cause of trouble. Lots of consider themselves gre y ab don’t have meat three ¢ | day. Fven those cheap table d'hotes at people laugh about supply more a1 than is required. genuine appre tion of pure poe- try than in New York,” — observed Robert Underwood Johnson in his commencement address at the Uni- versity of the City of New York, on the theme of “Poetry and Mod- ern Life.” In Bos- a ve that It is on! SOT SE of meat, oe ton, he went on to say, it is just the (ss YY | f INTER E I New York there {s more than the o} ptation to overeat because nary of the hundreds of attractive restaurants witre the best of food may ber THTVyyVVyNLE NT AWAY obtained, Then there ts the inevitable lack of exerci It's all rot to.advise reverse—and if the SVT VDD T DTD gh DVDS YUNA TEAYYYS . . : ‘ ao ) the New York to exercise, one thing, distances a that he cane comparison was odi that was just what it was intended to be, The! f ? not walk from his home to his place of business, But he can cut down his food i 2 » oc W 7 M a Atel dd hs LA ALL IAL ~< AALS G5 Actors are really the only ones I know of who take care of themselves, Waem fact that Robert, in his quality ofa I veal Browning of Manhattan, | eee are : | they begin to grow too stout to look well th wn to two meale, @ was among those present on this occasion for the express purpose of | makes a difference when your living depends upon yo earance, receiving an honorary degree in recognition of his valor in the field | oBmagazine poetry, seems to have cut no ice at all. | But, honestly now, is poetry a back number in this community? | } Te it true that the good old Muses have been the im- i ported provincialism of the newly rich,” and that “it is outside our! H metropolitan boundaries that one must look for a broad and liberal | fecognition of the fine arts, of which poetry is one of the fines ~ No, Underwood, it is not. You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick, that’s all. Your idea of “pure poetry” seems to be al pretty little arrangement of innocuous sentiment and sugary rhyme, carefully measured off into lines, each heginning with a capital letter, the whole thing fashioned of a convenient length to fill out a maga- rine page when the article or story ends short. ‘The real thing is something quite different. Why don’t you read the daily newspapers? You will find more actual live - wire poetry on any one page than an over- cultured literary digestion can a similate in a month. There is a fine ode, for ex- ample, in the achievements of aviation—men fly- ing at the rate of a hundred miles an hour on the If he Is seeking systematic control of his d breakfast and lunch considerad I think moderation in diet is growing, & person past thirty-fve syould be careful about his food, In eating a largo breaks | fi ed the English, but we Lave not copled them in taking exer¢ man should ¢ut down Qi a pcr 208 SUBWAY fast we cise, They suffer less from dyspepsia than we do, errr ‘The average tncome of nped by | York doctor ts less than H 1 never can get a man to take advice when he ts feeling well © | person should cut dowd his diet considerably when he finds he necds tempting | food to make him ea od | It looks as though the stomach were meant to do gentle work all the time, | Fasting for a given time ts dangerous unless one ts in perfect organic health. i If done at all it showld be done under med! on, Generally it works more harm than good. The Jarr Family Mr. Jarre Finds There’s No Place Like Home, And He’s Mighty Glad to Learn There Isn't, Copyright, 1911, by The Press Publishing Co. jess cramped between the chair and ¢h: (The New York World). wall space beneath the window, “Eh? he repeated. By Roy L. McCardell. “Iv @ wonder you don't say you're like the miller who awakens when ¢he R. JARR looked so ‘contented and! miit stops!” remarked Mra. Jarr. "You M happy and comfortable with his| did make such an allusion once, I bee 1 fect on the windowsill, hts pips ” in his mouth and) | So he did, some ten years since, She his miud deep in| reminded iierself (and him, too) of #& the evening paper,| occasionally, lest they forget. For of that Mrs. Jart,| all things the most exa perating to a coming 1n to see] good woman is when a husband only if he had escaped) seem to hear her speak when she haa Cupid’s Dead Letter Office = By Nixola Greeley-Smith i from the refining] finished what sh wings of the storm, and pleasant in-| A wife ca i Saatt Copyright, 1011, by The Pres Publishing Co. (The Now York World), You will have the transparence of @ child, yet the subtlety of an age-old fluences of the| people will interrupt you when you are or circling over the II,—From a Very Young Man te His Ideal Woman. Sphinx, You will have a soul of crystal, but a man may gaze and gaze ‘into| home, for the time are interested in what cataract of Niag- Y¥ dear Helen: it tlil it becomes clouded with many visions of love and joy. | being was taken to s Don't ladies do ara in a tricky lit- M I have named you after the peerless Helen of old Hellas, but you will| Isn't that what the soul of the woman he loves 1s to a man anyhow—tho | aback. are talking to each other? y be more beautiful than she because, besides her melting physical per-|™Masle c 1 which reveals to him the brighter future, the nobler fortune, the Yes, t form of come le aeroplane. The fections, you will have the soul of @ good, sweet old-fash- | higher vision? wa college regattas at Poughkeepsie are as thrilling as Homer. Byron foned woman like my mother, You will be musical, not spectacularly musical; you will prefer to play and| enjoying the quiet of his owr an wishes to show the You will be far above the clamor of clubs and suffrage | ing for your husband alone, And your songs will be simple English ballads, | home, It was too much for a Rood wif parades, You will be Interested only in your household | Hot any of those trilly Itallan things that sound like a little fountain trying|to bear. She went over and took th: and your children and nothing will delight you more than to leap over a glacier and tricking down again without getting anywhere at all. _ fs outdone in the passional stories of our criminal and divorce courts. The class-day honors won by a blind boy orator may well inspire a t in what another wame Saying she never lets the other pipe out of his mouth. got halt-way er rem: Nor Sata 4 to cook a simple home-like dinner fo. your husband, I| You can have all the thoughts you want, but no ‘“vlews'—for my sake, no| “tow many times must I tell you! dves the oth ult her friend to @we Longfellow or a Whittier, Every Sunday some clergyman finds a can see your flawless white hands now as they broil a| “Views.” A girl told me once that all the silly fashions you women wear orlg-| that your dreadful old pipe makes the) “PY further than five or six words with= germon in baseball, or some other field of athletic prowess. wizaling beefsteak or mix up some home-made bread, Did | inate in something beautiful and rarely expensive, but that they are cheapened| parlor lace curtains reek of smoke?’|0Ut Interruptl rruption, ‘This Th the thi 4 a you ever read that chapter tn “Martin Chuzzlew!t’ which | and distorted by the descending scale of pocketbooks unt!l they become the $10! she cried. n Interest ‘These are the things true poetry is made of, and have been from describes Ruth Pinch making a pudding? Fond, dainty |and &% hobbles or whatever you call ‘em we see on the street, iis) dare leaveraca as he would| said “Eh?” op time immemorial. ‘The poems themselves are written to-day in mod- feminine Ruth Pinch. In some ways you will be just ike| | Well, {t's the same way with all the women's notions that are so prevalent] nave ¢ Avty rails and Mra. Jarr knew he everybody ° y her, Just now, Some wise woman has @ strong, wise, provably impractical, {dea She) wr, curtains are down," he mumbled, | 2@!n't ps to one word she erm language that everybody can understand, by up-to-date trouba- But you will be brilliant and witty and will be able to | puts it in a book or an article and every woman who reads it gets out a COPY—| a4 ji. eye found them note had sald only answered here dours who modestly call themselves newspaper reporters. As for ap- turn @n epigram as well as a buckwheat cake, Epigrams|as exact or as cheap and distorted as the coin of her own intellect permits. lidsrtainiy ‘they ate down!’ iweathal Conca eS py ihe lermporaes ati Fouls * ; . C tow fr y body ht to bo pen- h ii |cessation of sound, that she wes reciation, New Yorkers e : ; are simply conversational flapjacks, but you won't want| For instance, somebody springs @ notion that motherhood oug! legay, condition thay would be] °° P > orkere express it not 80 much by Wearing theit| to make them tn a show window with « crowd of men gaping at you, as #o| stoned by the State, and 10,00 women to whom 10,00 hand-worked men aro @V>1 in this fall from your old pipe and the| "Tous" , ie hair long, or providing sinecures for the literary dilettante, as by| many clever women do, ing up every ounce of energy and every cent they have, get the Mea that they| nies: put wio took them down? Did) wyou et trait eine ine ithe ctr dedicating such monuments as the new Public Library and by ab- rtrude give me a hand? Did YOU 1 ‘ sorbing and livi ‘béen made. t and y » slightest lapse in thelr mane. tf the truth were known, ie daily papers. All I see of elbows at the brealefast st is a spread out news- i i Not And thet I was killing ng the real everyday poetry to which allusion has ot And: there T was bd t shaky step-ladder and T marr you t% yo table, 7 Then, seeing that Mr. Jarr's feet were | still on the windowsill, she shoved] naner, and the «ide toward me te ele them off, | ways the uninteresting part of the pa- hat looks fine!" she cried. “What) per, or, if it IS the dry goods etore sort of people do you think those folks! advertisement, {t {9 too far away from across the street think we are? me to read anything except the big with your feet up on the w 1 type items! though this were a barroom | "tn the evening #& ts Juet ae newl Mr. Jarr was about to expiain that| the evening papers and pore Letters From the People | More About Thunderstorms T mean such of them as kee | Ie hi Pp auch Fo'the Kaito: of Phe Hrening World fowl? I wish to buy and raise pea- I have read with keen interest the] cocks for my house here, and I'd lke ners and friends did not put thelr! over them and ney 1k a word, If letters about thunderstorms, and 1] advice about tt all; also some informa-| | n windowsills in barrooms, but| it weren't for the children 'd feel eure Yenture to. ask experts a few queries| tion about the nature, ways, @c., of | {t occurred to him that the r |you were a mysterious boarder who on this subject that ought to interest] @uch birds, Is there any money int | be “It's too bad you haven't t | had vowed te read the ors without everybody. Just what iw “heat light-| their raising, &.? Perhaps others may | respect for your home, then!" and he! looking at anybody or speaking to anys, ming"? In it true that @ tin roofed] also Ike to hear about them, as pea- kept silent. | body : 3 Ouse haw never been krwn to be in-|cocks seem to me. very intereans For you will be sweet and retiring and loving, and you will realize that from {are undervalued and underpatd. | “Yes, I saw a sneer on that womant#| "Why, nol my dear? sald Mr. Jank fired by Hghtning? Is Hahtning #troke| pirda, AMATEUR FARMER, | | 2 80's Point of view nothing ever tasues from a feminine mouth that 1s half] But what's the use of my writing these things to you? You who will be! face as she aw you sitting at the win-| mildly, “I saw that you were busy and: (ever fatal if the victim ts at once laid Yes. OR | so wise or brilliant axa kiss. serene as moonlight, silent as a pine forest, strong and unfathomable and con-| dow {yr our shirt sleeves the other!1 thought I'd sit in here til you were But of doors and floods of cold water| To the kanor of The kretty World You will be falr and golden-hatred, as Helen or Guinevere, and your eyes |soling an the sea itself—yes, I know Swinburne, I'm not cribbing: | evening” went on, "She's through with what you were doing, @ thrown continuously over him? Is a] 1s the Mresident of the United States] Wil be blue seas of tenderness and joy; you will be constant yet capricious, “I will go down to the great, sweet mother, always out from behind her! down and let us have a chat. 1 see by metal rowboat or launch or ship ever| allowed by law to leave the country} Vaflable yet true. Mother and lover of men—the Sea.” | biirfds and sn MB. de told me the papers that the Shooting @how eiruck? A. K, | while on duty? WILLIAM B, that the girl who works for those peo- | Gtris!'— ——————__ ple told her in the butcher shop tne| at's a nice tople of conversation Slow Tunnel Elevators, \n Tobe Foo Te Blog Wot | The Enemies. Jother day. that the man. of the house|{n the home! snapped Mra. Jarr, "Bee “¥ wish some one would feed a speed! » COULD have sun ak heats that sneering creature something| sides, 1 don't to talk to you wheat ball to the elevators that carry pas-| Pea 1S 5 sweet as any dreadful, and that she has a black T now you are only putting down your aengers from the Jersey City station LET Ga now, and that is why she always lurks| paper to please me and not because . . m4 fettered skies 4 ck in her fre om and peers} you want to! Oh, Buds i Reed Hudson Tunnel to the Penn- him blest, oth She Coprright, 1911, by The Prews Publishing Co, (The New York World), Pere a ul ser yn iy araat| over thor ie Be , oe pte td eylvania station, They are not only 3 2 4 “ ‘ ye ee Fy é | through the blinds and aged Jarry hen Wall 300 @ , . tae tgges cn PS vo Ma Piet al And sings to leaning angels’ prayer | ook us a Long Time to Mind Out) We don't know what “IHiding your; The Hit-and-Run Play fs all right for ‘It Might Have Been" i a Crippled) sort of people does sae think we are?" | ize that you have a cheerful, compan- et cern ee! SO, Be and pr that a Porular Poker Player # One| Light under @ Rushel” means, but we |Baseball, but the sttt-and-Stick Think yuck, put “It's Going to Be” ts an Mi RDen ae Ties aie had keen | tah, and 4 alah, sonieatete aero oan mies his rain, A'pase| Tet {8 G04's warden the most lowly who Always Lowest Doubt If tt Iw Ever Donet te the Inside Play tn the Game of Lite! |i 14 trying to follow the fuctuating fortunes acetates a he elevator anc 5 4 3 a ita ard the pennan And she looked at him 4 » <0 often must wait till the car fills./ But came the cares—a gray and eting- | Cocked {9 Worse] comes under the Heal of wnearned| Another Chance when we won't Give] Mr. Get-Along-Somehow had sono) the spor his yipe and with his| the wretch he was 1 Whis in spite of the fact that there | ing throng than Getting Left] increment! Ourseives One! Wilted Strawberries for Breakfast this | Newspaper, minus his 4 1pe ae 5 Mike, eae ’ @ at least three other elevators in| Of liiliputtan foes, whoee thrust and at the Post! 4 Morning, but he Figured that thoy | — ————_-——_--- — - — t commission. At other times a nearly} dart — were Good Enough empty car ascends or ends, being| Did blind my eyes and hush my song It doesn't tn the A A — started just before several people are in tears; tonnt ccattar, 16 the i ig h e Hi e d evi l 1 e E d t Our Bump of Acquisitiveness may be Qble to board it. This looks to me Mike} Their brushing wings flung poison to Advice be Good g 1 ce) r i] Dimple—but we Have More Fun than poor manasement, Almost as poor as my heart that its Giver 7 the Gatherers! ‘ te etebey aaa an lr gli innenit coitaw le By John L. Hobble t -— ; Pie in Art. |___A Matter of Caution, to ride in the tunnels and letting paw-|I could have fought, in truth, a goodly oan piesaptal x, The Man who Really Means to ‘Fool as tee ee a lade a tet att Aranter Siar ah Ge wengers of other r e free, The| fig iat O : ida la en ai gaat ‘Em" doesn't Proclaim his Plans tn Ad- | SN yown who, with ber maid, we pur H Joval poet and askel permission to Rinne! trains, however, are fine, steady,| Braved death, nor feared defeat before haw anas Courright 181, br The Fram Publishing Co. (The New Tork World), vance! chavo a still life picture tor her dining tend sn otder for $100 to the ‘old eountay, quick, reliable ly cool, But if at vasnamal EXE REYNotds says that ite in) Y a man proves hisself a hu- = room, “she selented a canvas ¢ Then the min with vie money gave Nhe em the trains are good why aren't the ele these puny cares 1 strive in . La purty menotine when a purson morist by thinking that his own| Taking @ Chance doesn't Necessarily | were painted « RG Ree ley i aie: A Ae Te aren aut ween r a CL COLLEN less it vent the ability to think up somethin’ |g funny. mean Giving Odds! Co i ie Be be i i STR Dike ve ve Folunteeres, * PA | arin Ganties teat vesn abi oth P stuff ia funny, when her maid anproarhied to, whiner th, and Ts ent te have ths a ‘ing for ma i al Readers, Teatityi” my sc unto ite overs | new to worry about — |g, excise me, ma'am," sald the vernants on uw Se, ao that san give tt to mp Fo the KAltor of The Eveniog World: | thro | When you Fight with your Rack to — FY. FROST says there tz enuf When you Feel Prompted to Pans on ito M eft ita tie aay for 415. © Are peacocks hard to raise, to keep,| —Dora 8 Shorter In the Liv- | the Wall you're Giving ‘Em Odds, Get iT a woman wants a husband very bad shine to go around, but there isn't) the Motives of your Pals—go fishin’ ins | Been gy EA end aie Gm Will rural readers testify, please?! ing Age set tates Busy before they Corral youl she aught not to object when he im [much call for be ainteetmemtenine, SOM Sa a ste is ie Lipetncots'e i