The evening world. Newspaper, February 23, 1906, Page 17

The Evening World’s Home Magazine, Friday Evening, February 23, 1906. THE LOG OF NORAH'S Department. By Roy L. McCardell. UOCH a suc- =—S cess! When ‘Let us sald: a) kind to our ani- mal friends! Have you a! friend who ts an animal?”| little did we} think we should | strike such al responsive chord! We will, if the success, of our Animal Annex keeps up, be | able to erect a palatial home ofice | building and pay our officers Ife in-| surance salaries, Remember, we will! be glad to hear from you about your Animal Friends, but we can only give | aur sympathy. After our salaries aro pald and the up-keep of our office! provided for there will be no money | available for animals. So don't be a we sympathize, but Our first care must ‘| NOAM yy {Il MAD: MT cane é ie cannot subsidize! be to make home life more pleasant for our domestic animals. The S. P. | ©. A. is a dead letter. Did it ever} « look after the home life of anima No wonder the cry ts “ } Haines!” * Avword to married men. It is this: If you and your wife live like cats | and dogs that is no reason why your’ eats and dogs should live like you and your wife! Always bear that in mind. <2 6—NOAH AR LETTER: Ud i TERS! Animal Editor: LETTERS! NO. gent and always in such high feather. The other evening Clarence—that's the canary—was washing the supper Can land right now, Don't le Then Pa comes fuming back to “If I'd a known they'd make But left ‘em splashing *round Would be engulfed in pleasing And, anyhow, I rue the day | 1 trod the Ark-itectural way How glad I am to note you are in- terested !n animals. I have a canary © * * This Log Was Kept by Noah's There's land three hundred fect atcay. that fs a bird. And he is so Intelll- Third Son, JAPHET, and Is Hero But let me tell you, ere you go, It's just three hundred feet BELOW! If you don't think the flood’s too deep, you I'd never brought that critter-band, In which case books on Natural Hist'ry Devised and Illustrated RRK & (Copyright by Walt MeNonenty BITRATES THE FIRST STRIKE. And flzed it so us folks should be The future world’s first familee. When Barth's dried off her wet shampoo Mankind will date from this here crew: The man tcho'll build the Magto Shoes; rhe men showed up by Charlie Hughes; The crotod who'll cherish fads ond fancies; The church fair girl tho sells you ‘chances’ ; The man 1who works the double cross ind lands the cherished job of Boss; The man tho sluinbers in his chatr While grafters flourish everywhere; The flat-dweller whose song-fests keep tus keop youl? us: j : guch fuse Will all date back to poor Says Ma: Let's drown then. on land, myst'ry. By Walt McBeugatl. His saner neighbors from their sleep; The car-hog; ‘next-car’ motorman; The man tcho coined ‘How old tg Ann? The clown, the crank, the crook, the grafter And similar weird folk, hereafter, Whom deoent men revile and cuss, If we'd leap in the waves this morn They none of them would e’er be born.” “Your logto's awflly clear. After you, my dear!" Pa grumbled (like he'd had a jar): “Beats all howo foolish women are!” (For further detafls see Monday's @vening World, this page.) Bert Williams Rivals Marie Dressler In “ Abyssinia.” bb Nw is the title of Bert ing the greater rart of the time. Most Williams's new song. It {s a of tho music ts maddening, and the painful parody on that grate-| whole affair Umps as badly as Will- ful little thing of childhood days, Mother.” | “My/lams does when he walle on the scene. ‘Walker rides on, and is as happy as ‘There 1s, nevertheless, a erent deal’ ever, Williams is miserable and hag of heart interest in what Mr. Williams trouble with his feet. He afterward has to moan, He 1s not exactly tender | has trouble with other things, includ- ‘ut he ts touched. There !s one almost, ing a tragedy king who is unintention- heart-breaking note, It 18 reminiscent! ally comic, fe is threatened with of the howl of a penstve coyote across having his right hand cut off for theft, a lonely prairie (prairies are always’ but he Is spared to sing ‘\Nobody,”” He lonely), an asthmatic calMope getting, also does a atep or two in his joy at up steam for the cirous parade, of deliverance, He saves ‘Abyssinia’ Marte Dressler getting her second wind from becoming a wilderness of mean- for the chorus of a Maurice Levy mas- ingless words and tuneless music, terplece. On second thought, !t is Walker varies his incandescent smile nearer Marie than elther the coyote and exuberant good nature with a new or the calliope | “walk-around’’ that is one of the clev- ‘The burden of Mr, Williams's song erest things he hasever done, and 4g that nobody does anything for him.) Alda Overton Walker (how's that for He, howaver, does @ great deal for a grand-opera name?) also gives an ex- “Abyssinia,” the “new musical oddity”) hibition of knee action that deserves to in which he and the tvory-trimmed come under the classification of ‘high ‘Walker are appearing at the Majestic art.'’ . Theatre. ‘The plece in ftaelf doesn't, The company as a whole dlsproves matter, “Abyssinia may be instruc- the theory that colored @eople can tive, judging by various native words sing, but Williams with “Nobody” and that are translated in the programme, | its trombone obligato is one glad moan, but it {» moro tiresome than entertain-| CHARLES Out of the Mouths of Babes. “M Mamma—Whet did you do with your new ball, Harry? Harry—-Throwed it down the well. Mamma—And how do you expect to get it out again? Pa Harry—Oh, when the world turns over to-night it will fall out. = Children sometimes have peouliar ideas of the eternal fitness of things. “Beast said the minister, addressing a little girl of six, ‘wouldn't you Nke to be a Christian?’ “No, sir,” answered Besste. AMMA," sald a small miss of three years, “our Sunday-school teacher said God would punish us if we were bad.” “He certainly will,’ replied her mother. “Does God wear slippers, mamma?” asked the little one, anxiously, “I'd rather sing in the choir."—Chicago News. © There Is a “Science of Food.” HE knowledge of food values 1s most important, and yet it is a knowledge which few have acquired. “Half the domestic problems would solve them- selves if the value and importance of the work of the family outerer were Understood and appreciated,” says an authority on food values in Harper's Ba- zaar. ‘The woman who caters for her husband so intelligently that his working capacity 18 kept up to the top notch Uterally earns at least half the family in- “ come. Each has en equal share in earning the family income and in making the, home # success. “If women realized thts they would not be so anxious to tum the cooking “| over to an Incompetent matd while they engage in some money-earning occupa- old US! Turned Into Versified Vernacular by ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE. * * * —— dishes for me, when the landlord Feb, 23, 2345 B me and turned off the gas. The! 0-DAY tee had a brief sct-to kitchen became very dark, although T With our four-footed guests, the Zoo. 1 tried to make light of it. Finally They sent ord: “Ocean life's a bore! ft was necessary to light a lamp. 1 So kindly set all ashore.” Gd so. I then got out the parlor! Pa lit among 'em with a serecch lamp to light that, but found the! And handed out this fervent speech: chimney so smoked it was crusted | “We've taken meastirements to-day, with black. I was in a quandary, | - = when suddenly the canary flew across; come up and dine with us? Bring the room and winged its way back along something to eat. I wish to and forth through the lamp chimney report the strange actions of our which I was holding in a horizontal landlord. He does not allow us to position. In about twenty trips| keep dogs, and yet he permits the through it he had it clean and bright. | tenants to carry in pitchers of beer. IMA LYON. |Why should h se the growlers in one case and let his tenants chase them in another? VILAS CANBY, Animal Editor: Thank you for your Animal An- mex. The S. P. C. A. fs no good. 1 telephyned to them the other day telling them that the people In the and ask if we have friends who are next flat were hciling live lobsters to |@"imals. 1 live in Brooklyn and daclnieeee noeia Hed thar | 2cct # tot of bridge hogs, but they 5 @ horrid man replied that | are no friends of mine. One took my lobsters couldn't be kept ont of hot nd I sat down on him seat from me (. I think bridge hogs should all be put in the pen, Don't you? LOTTA CHILDS. water, and if a lobster wasn't a live one he wasn’t worth bothering with. | A LADY OF HARLEM. Send us fn letters about your ant- Animal Editor: mal friends and items of interest to T would like to show my apprecla-|our finny, feathered and four-footed | thon of your good work. Can you | pets. Miss Swordfish—Yes, he kissed me on the brow. I wonder why not on the lips? Mermald—Maybe he'd mislaid bie baseball mask. the Bottom of the Sea a Gl a) Gn ee Leppert, Mr, Eel—What makes Tommy Cod look so despondent this evening? Doc Tortoise—I hear he put all his week's pay on the Skatefieh at the track to-day, and the brute proved to be an “also swam,” Conger—There | ATE AIRT aunerl fk MIE Paes so WOMEN tions left undiscovered, tion. If men understood it, the money question, which causes heartburnings to 580 many women and discord tn what otherw ise would be harmonious hou holds, would cease to trouble, the man would not think he supported his wif e; would know that a good housekeeper more than earns her keep any time." The writer then points out that the chotes of food and the proper preparation of tt are infinitely more important than the choles of the clothing or the furniture for the household, and gives directions for combining and serving foods in th Ir proper relations. ‘The nitrgeneous or fiesh-forming foods are bean meats, eggs, fish, milk, cheese, nuts, peap, oatmeal, rye, wheat end corn. The carbonaceous or heat-producint foods are vegetables, cereals, fruits, milk, eggs amd fats of meats. These fools served in their proper proportions will keep the human machinery running with- out friction. BETTY’S BALM FOR LOVERS. It ts always better not to have a ing people can ob- all exed third person in the house if it cam tain depart advice on thetr tangled! | pe arranged. love a: are by writing matty: ts Ol yi ud bea eres Her snouHt, bs gt Breromse| | Mother Objects. Dox 1.854, New York. Dear Betty: AM eoventeen years old and am very fond of a young man nineteen, but my, keeping t His Stster Comes Too. mother objects to fare atfll som rea pet Taran oes hime love him very ¢ Yes, nobody has been able to | [ AM Keeping company with » young levise are He has a ceresein Cisne ele Ay me Dae: ae ‘and. he sa great deal of her. Wherever we go she comes with eaid that when we Chivalry and Women Criminals. By Nixola Greeley-Smith, STORY is told of a man who murdered his mere plea that he was an orphan. Hats is ysed to be humor of a gruesome sort. But r ago the spectacle was presented ty us of a degraded woman on inial for her Hfe making capital out of the dally presence In court of a white by her shame. alied father, bowed to earth And to-day another wilted lily exploits sim- ‘larly a mother's love that the blind eyes of justice may drm absolving tears into the black ooze of the under- | world. | That one of these women ts free, that tie other will be, doesy't matter. More 00d would be accomplished prob- ably by letting them 9 absolutely unpunished than by the public gontamination that must result from the general discussion of their offenses and their lives. It {8 the mascu- Une acceptance of feminine unaccountability for orlme that is the disheartening feature of these trials of women with thelr sordid details, thelr gallery plays, thelr Inevitable, slushy acquittal. Intend of being a triumph for womankind that tho only woman ever exe- uted in New York was old and ugly and perfectly respectable and probably Crazy, tt 1s a sad commentary on the minds and motives of jurymen. Justice, Acconting to scttied symbolism, is a woman with calm. pale forehead and blind, patient eyes. But New York Justice, where women are concerned, fs a [ittle, Tound, red-faced man with one good eye for a “foo-g00" and the other dripping teara of matilin sentiment on the eolled linen of the bedraggied sisterhood. It 1s not the fam of acquittal, but the motive, the reason, in these cases that omen quarrel with. We would probably acqilt them oursclyes. But why malo tham heroines of romance? Why have the fungl of moral sub-cellars offered up tn the guise of the tender buds of tamtly affection to Jurymen as boutonnteres? When Nan Patterson was on trial I, ke a g oat many other foollsh women, T movements, nib) wall bei prenented was wrought up to a state of hysterical sympathy with her, I went up to the Inithts, denies sot articles, have, been court one Gay and recognized in one of the jurymen a middle-aged man I had! Selected with spectal reference to tho often sean dining with bl: wife In an uptown restvunint and who-was noticeably needs and bodily characteristics of impressed by any pretty woman that came !n the room. As soon as I saw him, Women 1 knew that Nan," with her round, white throat and baby-blue eyes, was per-| ‘The woman who undertakes the exer- fectly safe. I never doubted her ultimate freedom an instant, “And, sure enough, | “lses should practice them in a well- he was one of the six who voted for he ulttnl, It seere rather ungractous for | Ventilated room, the sunnier the better women to clamor for justice when they are accorded chivalrous mercy. But She must discard her corsets and have chivalry ts so humiliating, and I belleve I'd rather Ue hanged at the State's ex-| nv constricting bands or girdles around pense than acquitted at my own. ‘the waist Mne, The best time to take ~ HINTS FOR THE HOME. father and when court for VOT the BODY to the I Lesson IL HE physical culture exerolses or [The Physical Culture Woman. « w © w& _ By Herbert M. Lome | bath, Do not attempt them for at least two houcs after a meal, | Having removed the pillows, lle straight and flat on your back on a bed, with the feet about aix inches upart, in such @ position that by rais- ing the arms above and back of the head the hands may readily grasp the | bars of the headrail of the bedstead, provided the latter 1s of metal. Now draw up the knees until the soles of the feet are flat on the bed. | ‘Then, with the assistance of the hands and eet—the latter mainly—raise the | body as high as possible in the form | dt an arch or curve, Hohl the body in this pesition while you count { least eight, and then lower it slowly | cup sugar. Pare 6 apples, quartor, then at night. It is well to follow them wit! @ cold water or siightly tepid sponge HB large tablespoons tapioca, 9-4) tq, f 4 ploca over and bako until app!es are oup suger, 1 quart mille, a little) ott; serve with milk. nutmeg. Make same as rice pud- Indian Pudding, molasses, 1 tablospoon beet suct or) roves, There they are, in effect, no | ding, poaking one hour, baking two, 0 lard, Pour bulling water to Al dish, ™Any goods and chattels, ms it a 4n the morning and just before retiring Taplooa Pudding. sprinkle with sugar and nutmeg, Put F the elevating influence of women in the American Morocco knows nothing, according to Budg- N@ and one-half cups of meal, 1 oup| ert Meakin, author of “Life in Mo- end | Moor Apple Tapioca. OLL)1-2 oup taploca (f used granu- lated, as ft requl woulcing) in abl ail th Bake hou That a woman should Ui gaoe Bet rater Mit cane, aad I moma ne Ne fou Mure gon ie es naSeeS 3 eee Where Fat Women Reign Supreme. | KATSE the BODY with the, FBET end ARMS. bea nee j Next, an euovgnt ta My bad ear tas re Bout | until ft again touches*the bed. Rest ribet a through a course of ‘‘stuifing,” just as | for a moment or two, if @he were a turkey meant for the Christmas market. Thia consists of swallowing. each full meal, a few small sausage- eh boluses of flour, honey and but- aniseed or something Then, raising the body again as de-! ‘he bed. being soribed, and keeping the shoulders as nearly flat on the bed as you can, the lower part of the body emi the lege over to the night, until the out-! of back, aide of the right leg ip resting on the da e % after is ds jarch of the body while so doing. Iyot| back until the body Ls parallel to the | Na bed, lower the former siowly, rest and eat, waist ‘ime, abdominal region, | Toatried he wants Eoireo oy ITH much think he loves me. Would } with ahs [i eine Certainly not—at your age. should obey your mother, as you are: path too young to know whether you! ith us, and I don’t iike it t ort think we will agree. ee. are eertoudiy in love or not. —y May Manton’s Daily Fashions, HE fancy Ddiouse weist will be the prevailing one for the dressier costumes of the coming season, and it 1s to be noted with sleeves of vary- ing length. ‘This one ‘s charming in the ex- treme, has the mortt of closing invisibly at the left side of the front and allows a chotoe of the elbow sleeves or those that extend to the wrists, In the a- lustration it {s made of nfle green Chefoo pon- gee, with eoru lace and bits of velvet ae trim- ming, but tt i appro- priate for all the sea- |sonable materials, It would be charming In such light-weight wools | as vetling and eolienne, white ft is in every way to be desired for | the” many’ soft silks of | the seagon and also ¢or \nhe newer fabrica of linen and cotton com- erned with pilic | are so beautiful and #0 | varied, | ‘The quantity of mar terial required for the medium size is 31-2 yards 2, 31-4 yards 2 or 17-8 yards 44 inches wide, with 11-8 yards of all-over lace when short sleeves are used, 13-4 yards ween long sleeves are u: Pattern No, 5285 {3 cut in sizes for a 33, 34, 86, 38 and 40 inch bust measure, Fancy Blouse Waist—Pattern No. 5285. trom this , pivot to the left, of the left leg 1s touching lnst- | until! 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