The evening world. Newspaper, October 8, 1904, Page 10

’ - # THE w EVENING # WORLD'S 2 HOME w MAGAZINE. # ¢ DPELEIETI DED 9909O9-905000000900000000000M sooeaes hee é bs) POG DDD {WILLIE WISE w w Gene Carr’ s Tip o Wiorld : Brainy Kid Give nGallantry,. w#w & & vu by the Press Publishing Company, No, & to 0/3 —- "Park Row, New York, Entered at the Post-Office g Bt New York as Second-Class Mall Matter, ¢ é \ —————— $ THIS 19 MY ' 4 § ; : le LONG Suir . ening World Firs. || on soa é | THAT STuPIO KID HOW TO ESCORT A Leal ACROSS of advertising in f Evening World during the i first nine months 1903 ........ 828534 Inreae...ssss 00s 2867 z | = os ps 2-06 4496520900080 PE PEHETT SG BET E224, 28 69995525209 220- 00299 900000 9OG0O : = _ SPEED MADNESS SUSTAINED, \9 : Smith having refused to issue an order enjoin-| 49¢¢4969467400000000000008 © automobile speed trials, there can be no judicial’ Me brio vho, mine ws Advantages THE TWO CONS as Glasses of Fashion, # » Acahaon eye ula Nines "a of Being r s re] re] They Cha:k a Fine Faimental Bluff—but the Fall Mark of Their Tailor Cives Them Away a ‘ shave full legal sanction,and the action of the Su-| PI s Jn authorizing themes sustained. ain. ‘Will remain for the next-Legislature to repeal the which by placing.anythighway in the State at the By Nixola Greeley-Smith of automobile mamufacturers for advertising to the interruption.of business and with risk to E VERY js clearly detrimental to the public interest. Tho woman ys an embargo-on traffic at the whim of the wens 10 9056-66604 06.060404-666-066 o "7 e: 1, or subservient Offwials of any county and {s ” rh He B iy autegon'stic to the public welfare. t re A Good Reason for the Masher’s Suce 4 apart from the result of to-day's races, the pre- my self Is cone cess Lies in Woman's Vanity. 4 / triais, which have cost one life and revealed a ey * if ich chauffeur covering the thirty-mile course in + hceentie las ‘minutes, have borne witness to a contempt on the deed the great- tho Nassau Supervisors of well understood public est the gods | ment on the question of automobile speed restraints | can confer ‘must be regarded as as extraordinary as it is likely But judged by its Influence on unique. After this demonstration of its evils the others the ad- highway speed contest-can have no repetition on vantage Is less of New York. ’ unmixed. S rere Tho prettiest ’ the Law.—In a discussion of the dangers of | women we P tn east sido halls and assembly rooms, Supt. | Nixola Greeley- know rarely | of the Buildings Bureau, ix reported by the | make the best marriages, as they cer-| ; Hine as saying: “The law now requires a space of | tainly should do if men placed the value inches between seatvback and seat back. Pro- On personal appearance that pows & , the aisles are wide, we permit an inch | 4rtists would have us believe, E | Jess than this distance, We are paying es- the very poet-who sings of the haunt- | to the aisles.” The theory that when ing slenderness of some intangible lady | of a law appear too stringent they may | of dreams wilt tern around apd marry * at an official's pleasure ts one that obtains | some dumpy, shapeless candidate for ly. It ‘2 2 pernicious theory which should not the soap factory, and the artist whose © , | magic fingers bring Yo life the \iwhed beautles of Cleopatra or uin vere will jog merrily through life with | IE NIGHT HAWK AUTO. some comfortable |ittle nonentity whose careering through the city streets at every features defies ali the canons of fast and erratic course are sufficiently ta-|"!* @"t- ¥ For though ull men admire beauty. ft _ It does not require the hilarity and bots! yy no means follows that they are ot their occupants to evidence the fact pound to love it. The admiration of ee aren’ nant $0 on the eerins ioe love, eenerally apeahing. a net's f . jove, x ly spsaking, is a Dolice blotter Lebar the yng et! particularly aesthetic emotion. A plain “nna pagel xe woman, when she i# loved at all, can ‘ appear ve control always be certain that she is loved a . or of his machine;" of a doctor's car | sreat sg dase a baad Ben on the M by a chauffeur for a night’s outing, and of Contrary. Knowing that there arn & great many reasons why a man should for goin ae i ; | geek her society other than because he ons me inop- joven her, cannot lay such flattering and-that with vehicular traffic re-| unction to her soul. the streets they-are excusable for “letting If te Pretty woman Is in love and is speculating as to the degree of at- out” is general among night-riding chaut- tection she inspires, she 1s very apt to to this licens» #f conduct fg added “a round sum the anxious catalogue of her a lot of places,” to qgote the admission of a charms thus: “I am pretty and clever : ny he shoult an end for scores of nocturnal pleasure trips, joys me, Only why he should seek my lies from. which this differed only in its dis- society.” SEE," said The Cigar Store Man, “that a young res woman slapped a masher on the face with her umbrella when he accosted her on Broadway 1 “He couldn't have been a real masher,” ree plied The Man Higher Up, “A professional masher who would invite a girl to take a ride in the Park ts entitled = @ to a free examination in the cranium exploration de partment of the psychopathic ward, A ride around the Park in a hansom costs $2. If a masher should lay hime self open to-ailuwing $3 to escape from him at once he would be fired from the mashers’ lodge. “A professional masher is a shine and a tightwad » His chief disease js cohesion of the bankroll, and it doesn’t take very much cohesion to put his bundle into a chunk that you couldn't break with an ice pick. A masher who picks up a foolish sketch on the street and buys her a @ gilase or soda water ani gives her a walk through Madl- % $ son Square congratulates himself on being a spendthrift, 7 “You hear a lot about the masher nuisance, but there =» 3 would be no mashers if there were not so many women > $$6866666060s (Dove.e FupGe!! who fall to a soft con about what swell lookers there are, < | The ease with which a masher of reasonable pulse can © cep a girl on the street and get her to tell her real name in exchange for his phony card 1s 49 much of a knockout ‘ as @ tap on tie head with a club. “When you tell a woman that she js the most perfect plece of work you have seen you have her faded, That ia one of the first things a masher learns, Women spend their lives Isoking for admiration. They don't care whether !t comes from friends or strangers. It would surprise you to know how many nice girls have cards hidden away that they got from men who were self-ine troduced.” “It’s a wonder more mashers don’t get slugged,” ree marked The Cig store Man, “The rea * said The Man Higher Up, “that a 1 masher hardly ever chooser a girl who looks like she t had nerve enough to call h n.” ne \ Senator Fair's Economy. e Sb STEEP ese oe Lee THREE TS ERE OEEEEOPOSEOSICS CS BP WHT EA OEE EEE He eee er eeeG ES eeeE StL eR T MDEEE ou ‘The plain woman, on the contrary, ep ate ‘ wid (Wo marked charact economy 2 may say to herself; = * and | king. IL t fruga hig extens inken, risk-taking night chauffeur is not “«; im neither pretty, nor clever, nor sive ib #, und h own ecor : to Wis own safety and that of his party,| young, and yet he seeks my society tor ht Once while puttering around over t . Ps fl to all fedestrians, He is a public nuisance He must love me.” hs slipped and started feet first down a deep, narrow shatt, 9 1 the police should take energetic measur Almost any man would rather be seen here was a long, continuous ladder reac bottom, uy . a ree at the theatre or In a fi with every twelfth rung of tron t the structure, St famMicme | rant with a pretty wor ‘Th D e e end oe he sped. “When I fo ve down ys . as far as the admiration of a great 4 t G | f f t kt 4 4 toward the centre of the earth,” sai thought gITY FOR SUBURBAN TRANSIT, ‘nits Secitax’'sct sess | Fhe Domestic Goal of Comfort in Darktown. Iasi to et comet their matrimonial selections with about the ladder rungs single one of electrical transit on the short-haul 4. much system an & person who hae| 4 of the wooden s ¢ my fall, Treg Island Railway is a promise of higher taken a chance on a church festival ° and | ta [bout a thousand feet below, badly shaken up, ter cleanliness, diminished dacomfort ani! «rab-bag. As a little girl 1 used cheer- } Ten Buk WoAk did yet 6-¥t o% ilit’%s for lighting and heating cars, for which ‘lly to surrender 10 cents for a chance ut what did you do when you came to the fron rungs?” will oe ast - al the sets of dolls’ furniture, dishes, { he war aske I. "Oh, I Just skipped ‘em, Couldn't afford to ra &c., &e., that the grab-bag was alleged « break ‘em. Wond was cheap, but iron was then durned dear woetly equipment of locomotives could be dis- to contain, but I never succeeded in 4 @ | on the Comstock.” #dvantageously it is likely that all the impor- getting any kind of surprise package 4 : —_—_——, pads terminating in New York would provide "Aish dil nol reve : $ > A Churchly A 6 and, perhaps, th ‘ i Dassengers with a modern electric ser matrimony are nc ? @) At Kirkham parish eb in F “ ‘th step to be taken by the Long Island fore- Love is bilnd how . $ tion of the pew ren F % Wwe the inevitable approach of the day when the ‘° know a pr woman from a plain ¢ : {the churn 0 | fe MU. be made regardless of cost. The delay in VC Anya) ; ‘ Siege tines ee cr rvate —* ertainiy, a casual survey of . re 1 1 nated In . foption of electric motive power for use in the {001 wcrried friends doo not seg * 4 ® when, to moot the expenses of F ling the church, abouts @is Of the New York, New Haven and Hartford, the lieve that beauty hax anvthing to do 2 m © | forty pews and a few organ seats were up for auction and the “ackawanna ovidences a disregard by those With the fortunate selection of ‘ PMLA ARM AOTATTA TAT AO $ and realized amounts varying S65 to $90. Another Ueir patrons’ interests, band, One does x ind the pl. NB. { | Hh ETI é cron ye rved in the district ts that of visiting the t t of the extraordinary advance made in tocccuce oe AP Vii ti {| HIT 2 news to the bees telling A: | ; tion that in Germany, whore only two per 2 AVUWNNTVLLCLPTTRMOI PENTEL ETO La # | to be ilfted for | If this te not done it is urgeg 4 4 the t railways are operated by other means, t+ Ms : ‘ that bad tv w ty-fi'th anniversary of the first electric road oat fe haw Jus been cclobrated. Progress on those lines san te anredinaeat amittry has reached {ts present culmination for which will tenor. mow Me in the elevated and subway eysiems, The “" vet gobbi i lities of development in electric railways designed °°" me rb tc : je Airectly with steam roads are shown in tho 1¢ eves were mnie fore . Bigin and Chicago line. This line, with its ax Line wrot Schley’s Rebuke. fails, heavily ballasted track and powerfu! motor Pa “e ors Bives a fast service surpassing that of its steam eal ‘ - AR ; % \ I r and pointing the way to the need of the opt 4 hie sq ‘ wank + the old toads of improvements such as the Long +4 KATE : rt Bas under way a8 a measure of protective poli V ‘MRS, BROWN STONE JASPER—Prebious to acceptin’ :1ah tender of mah daughtah’s Illy white han’, Mistah Twig, I'd laik ter know w'ats out 4 " -_——_- ! . bad habit hab ; ‘ vier 7% AN ALTERNATIVE, etes’ comp.imants. Mrs, Jasper, an’ accept mah assu'ance dat mah only t present is de workin’ habit, in’! R it or ditt bas GH wen. \'ta martadl He Is 120 Years Old, { business is slack and success you cen't score. §4494404004405404 bb-2 2444444400078 4440000400408 saaeneaeoserere iidieses ' eau ta ¢ AG if buyers pereist in just passing your store, And a a world. he 't wee! 7 ause you ! a emer ‘ . . 2 t p aud curse Fate just because you are short \ : PUZZLE DEPARTMENT. A WOMAN'S REASON. PCINT OF VIEW. BUT HE’LL GO BACK. Pesprpabalieal vow hie Dr talk of revolvers and Bankruptey Court. ap le's ¢ railway com. * the postal ¢ r 1 ke te no doe ae Weak thay: ei! eeveds ibeaik eae y : w noes . Y of advice should suflice for the wise Gt ceataht stasiieht sn T understand." me 4 unless there are mutual sp ri “prlae,Mhitiag I¥ aa elevating gern : 1 ae eee 7 a rer Sens e4vertice, voit 4 artme i e sweet pith Mra. ng—Nonsense! Me and my| poled the cigar sicoman peli rary | ApeMe teieenioas Kiera ce “J y P tor + Pars 4 5 - aa . ‘eplied th a An, 7 on no vears. ¢ noe remember hf shes, cy Syd Waate you will iry Sei va i aa sab haben ‘evs tha: tunberathae Mercian | Coeek aa aaa tartan WMGATEIAES techs all the bokscaaeebiaae Pelt, didn't i bring the Butte miner) ol man when they Were boys ve no UiMeully ia bes | e Pid net pe Fume buy. de Conve iva “ewe! i. Kew 7 oe) up ee ee Sere’ ~eincins | eving that he is as aged as he says he ws Pe ; oth ee _ rs; 2 * x “oe ene oemennees OEE TT IE eT EIT EE ET ar een ee a eae ee ee —e_-e