The evening world. Newspaper, March 22, 1904, Page 12

ey 5 Oe pe Sad P Bade ets a THE EVENING w& WORLD'S a HOME es MAGAZINE. of TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 22, 1904. DE S-4-44-64-194O404994814994664559ES-H9G0O1-14O0442244OH 0644-00; toe 80d avab-84, 4O4-. a $4OOOO506 | . Ht Heart Is Every : $ Y + . Seiad Woman a Carmen? The Great. and Only Mr. Peewee. :| fen or ae ea Marea aL Cne Put ones, _— THE MOST IMPORTANT LITTLE MAN ON EARTH. | DT RR alle aloes il By Lesign Copyrighted, 1903, by The Evening World. $ PVEUMe it : NO 18,884 Nixola Greeiey-Smith. Mr. Peewee Shoots Craps and Is Caught with the Goods. 3 7 % r a $ he: tham The Evening World First. | ‘ 1 TAT Wie Core OFF? : Millionaires f a newspaper in ter Ey trageling IE EVENING ee Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending February 29, 1904......... 2+. 1Z,51814 Number of columns of advertising in The Evening World for 12 months, ending February 28, HOOS Mahon tee wen es a Might Get Busy. SER,” said the Cigar Store Man, “that Roosevell and some of the other hospitals have shw down parts of their plants and barred a lot of sick people because there isn’t money enough om hand to run them.” “People have no license to be eick,” replied the Man Higher Up. “You read it in the papers every day. Al) you have to do to keep healthy is breathe with yous stomach, sleep with the window open and chew yout food a certain number of times, ranging from 241 chews OU How. TO. “6 5 Yo Silver CRAs tices 1 USED TO ENJOY) \ Sty BouT Oe THE DICE I was 8.257% INCREASE........ 4,261% THIS record of growth was not equalled by any pREwepaper. morning or evening. In the United States. declared that would al especially in the val of thee. nie Gypey women THE BONE hecar ee SSS eae NER ABASIC on a soft boiled egg to 5.246 chews on a fried scallop. a TO END THE PISTOL TERROR. | It wag a statement to arrest atten- “However, a great many excellent and poor people £ What shall end the pistol terror in New York? The | t!on. but also to challenge inquire And do get sick, and many of them lack the cush to get @ 450 Perera ince He weslitireaking: forth hegan with, Sunday | the mmaes cme smURR aban ) | Star doctor. For such we have our public hospitals and + a: ree ni a ‘ pre TABEC Ofna Kioae Rone (OF our public wards in private hospitals, where the best 4 morning's killing of a policeman on duty. S&S eA ether, coeemnathe treatment Is handed out. To run these places costs a lot of i. A severer law, a $100 fine for carrying a “gun” | gnackting midst of moder civilization money. The poor people pay for the public hospitals, be- a without a permit, urged Magistrate Flammer yesterday. |‘ Li Me ne ie a Manian tig cause the poor rentpavers and taxpayers cough up for, S a On Sunday Magistrate Cornell was demanding a atone Ie what Barnette all the expenses of the city. It is up to the rich to But the great feminine majority, par tleularly of those who frequent French opera, seems in spirit and temperament so far removed from the Iittle Gyp' savage as to be interested In her fatal coquetries only as they might be in t manoeuvres of young, pI and utterly irresponsible animal. support the charitable private institutions. “In the days when millionaires made their millfons by the slow building up of business or industrial ventures they considered it a duty to endow hospitals , and hospital beds. Our later generation of millionaires who have accumulated theirs by inheritance, or by thi manipulation of stocks, or by fake commercial organiza wholesale raid upon barrooms and the seizure of every weapon found. Last September, Magistrate Breen was ‘i showinz the imperative need of sterner measures with men equipped to shoot. Some remedy should certainly be applied quickly nome for the habit—a spreading habit—that tempts to murder, leads to murder, haps in Sicily and the sparsely schoo ed rural districts of Spain there stifl ex- ists the type which Bizet has Immortal tions, can’t see the hospitals at all. “They are willing to produce for libraries that art rensiaane A4eeesesase: Magistrate Flammer stated yesterday that in a single precinct of the city, centred by the East One Hundred and Fourth street station, there have been fourteen ized. ut education tends so tnevitabl to cover up and then to eradicate the! ¥ not needed and for fur overcoats for the savages of Africa, or any other project that is put up to them ip untutored impulses of the primitive ¢ Shakespeare such a way as to gain the greatest amount of publictty. 7 ad ; ith revolvers, | woman that two years In boarding They blow millions on horse racing, the novle sport ‘of murders since last June, all by men w th re ol e 2 earasis malght haven aubstgntea(CaeEA DYE 18 WHISKERS GREEN? kings that keeps more men poor than all the other “There are ninety thousand Italians in that precinct,” | jorseir, (Covreet, 004 6y ton Pranat Pre 08) F , i “Words,” said Talleyrand, “were given combined gambling institutions of the country, outside he said, “and 1 believe that half of them are armed.” a s ‘i to hide our thought He might had thougnt when wanderin are of Wall street. They spring themselves for thousandy For the whole city of New York a year ago, there | jiave added that lettors—“the letters and all Sica Seo ae Sonne geet on skiddoo wagons and travel aroun’ the country tke __, Were 1,249 pistol-carrying permits out. And Gen. |Caamus kare’ wer lvented that we ‘would have acer ere a lot of grafting foot racers trying for records. The! Wino with his own personal He would have discovered whisk miscolored and ceteris he would tan bat them DYED deny gree H it, Dante ‘and Richard t nen ae read re ate Get en PER COMING of ease co do cur os tose mar ais | Greene revoked half of those. Yet here in one precinct, even allowing for the Magistrate's possible over- estimate, thousands of ready death-dealers are in the hands of an excitable populace! The present law regarding concealed weapons is confused, absurd and ineffective. The carrying of a pistol is treated more lightly than the bearing of any other kind of dangerous weapon. A $10 fine is the heaviest penalty possible, according to the Magistrates. very young set hand ont theirs to gambling-house pro- prietors at $100,000 a bunch, sink it in steam yachts, or contribute largely to the support of soubrettes who ara good stringers. You could count all the money donated to New York hospitals In the past five years by million- aires whose wealth is new in one day if it was changed into dollar bills. A monument ¢hat will stand to the memory of J. Pjerpont Morgan long after the record of his financial feats has been filed in the oblivion box {3 the hospital that he built up in Second avenue—and Ever since the first woman learned her letters she has been taught by written | and oral precept, like the lachrymose! Amy In Locksley Hall, “to hide her feel- | Ings, fearing they should do her wrong.” ‘And, having hidden them so long and so successfully, she is apt to become! like most people who pride themselves upon thelr faculty for concealment, and | forget where they are herself. i In the trained and carefully nurtured | avernge woman of to-day the lurking greatness is FO) come sear othe dee defect eoeeier Suni BSCRIFTION wi vi Han fa ha whis.. of Wm, sabes Carmen, {f there te any, Hes 0 bour even that hospital is shy of funds.” ai check “gun” habi on| and fettered in “the round tower of her W, frading-stamy hiskers will i ae a : This would not be a check on the “gun’’ habit even eae eee whites tive festoon for ine Bard's rks make 4 fes- ‘There are no dividends on hospital donations,” sug were the law rigidly enforced, which it isn’t. The public duty is pressing, whether it lie at the City Hall or in Albany, to make the penalty for pistol-carrying gested the Cigar Store Man, “There is a gratitude dividend,” replied the Man! Higher Up, “that would make many a millionaire lesa searchlight gaze penetrates the tnner- most recesses ever discovers her. And ir removes the fetters, If he ' ' ' ' ' ' ' t ! ' 4 oven he ne! is wise exemplary. Then for the law's enforcement to the| Men and women ten thousand years cf path lead out alone {f he could realize on it on ’ limit. aKgo—wherever Bizet, placed her, Carmen on eee : - af : _ e. Fae ee Se an really belonged back there Tie thee| 2 20-Day’s $5 Prize ‘Evening Fudge’’ Idiotorial Was Written by Louis J. Stroening, No. 159 Graham Avenue, Make Pointed Paragraphs. Soft coal causes a lot of wrath that can't he turned away Stationers are about the only men who are able to keey diaries, ‘The fit of a small boy's trousers depends upon the size of the pockets, Though the world may owe all of usa living, only a few are preferred creditors, NO MARRING OF PARKS, Mayor McClelian persists in the plan to utilize the parks as sites for publie schools. This plan, for a reasons 0 easily nde apparent that the Mayor should have been impressed and guided hy them, Is neither wise nor necessary. On the contrary, it {8 wholly bad. want many things, with the calm, rea- soning, moderate desire that usually ac- complishes its. alms. | What the primitive woman wanted above all else was some one to love. 0 one would accuse the woman of auch «ingleness- or shontd one For tf she Brooklyn, N. Y. PRIZE PEWEE HEADLINES for To-Day. $1 Paid for Each—No. 1-LOUIS HESKOIRTZ, Care of S. é + Richman, No. 1957 Second Avenue, New York City. No-2--JOSEPH V. CROWLEY,No. 238 East Thirty-third >Street, New York City. No. 3—P. M'GINN: No. 279 Tenth Avenue, New York City, a ?T'o-Morrow's Prize ‘'Fudge’’ Idiotorial Gook (Selected from Over 600 Received on the Same Subject), “The; TWO EXTRA FINGERS on ihe BABY.” to-day kay doublaness?--of purpose. a Tack of schoo! facilities Is an evil condition that) nas a controlling passion tt ts for luxury’| © | If we are to judge people by what they say, some ment ought to be remedied without delay, but without re-| for money. Mammon, not man. is her ae 3 must live on hay and thistles. . “0 ‘ sort to methods introducing a new and abiding evil, and| god. and she usually finds her supreme Don't ay down one wait for something to turn up; tun. * "3 s happiness in serving both of them at up your sleaves and get busy. eatablishing & dangerons precedent, onee-that ts, In marriage for the sub When a young man has anything to ray during court For some of the schools demanded, sites might be obtained outside the parks, stantial advantages It brings her. Women nowadays treasure not their | ship he can figure on holding his audience. ri while other schools could be Ma man ao diplomat instead of a liar and he will be housed temporerily in rented structures, neither course] capacity for Aye but ay fas belng uw ased; yet it amounts to much the same thing.—Chicag¢ Sel re loved, Tt is the love they Inspire, no! News. infringing upon the breathing places 50 essential to the that which they feel, which Interests! | Sates i health and comfort of New York them. Indeed, some of them would re | Each park represents not only large outlay, but al gard it as an inconvenience If they ever When White Elephant Dies. Separate struggle, in many Instances renewed, in re-| felt any Curtous ceremonies are witnessed in Siam when one 4 i Hi ttempt respass, Th any| Carmen, on the contrary, typifies the | the sacred white elephants dies. It Is given a funeral grand mi 3 Pelling attempts at trespass, There are not too many] CA7mne on ote ee nen ae well] er than that accorded to princes of royal blood. . Buddhii Darks, but too few. The smaller among these, in the] giough, since she finds it necessary to priests officiate, and thousands of devout Sinmese men and be thickly settled districts, would be the ones to suffer| change the object of her affections occa women follow the deceased animal to the grave. Jewe! through the scheme of encroachment sionally, but to whom her own feelings and offerings representing some thousands of pounds nré To adopt a wrong policy is easier than later to sub-! are of supreme importance and the man burded with the sepaehe stitute for it a proper policy, or to undo an {Il once upon whom rhe daylshennthens a ne er Wrought. Make school grounds of the parks, and naj ondary consideration. | Perhane move A Fog-Dispeller. 4 assurance exists that the arrangement would be less) very at aS in thelr’ temperamental ‘The English electrician, Sir Oliver Lodge, has been ene : Permanent than England's occupancy of Egypt. Solution| ef Carmen t majority are. gaged for a long time in a serles of experiments which, if “ of this school problem is not to be reached by a make-| makeup, but the great ma y successful, will make It possible to dispel fox by electricity and also to bring about rain in India by electrifying tha vapor particles in the monsoon clouds, which often fail to condense and thus deliver the country over to drought and famine, ~ Richest Churches. *, ' ‘There are 1,8 churches in Moscow. They are the weak thiest churches in the world. One, St. Saviour's, cost 284 000,000 rubles—nearly fourteen million dollars—to build. ‘Thd -Russian church 1s the nation’s great wealth atorehoused fortunately for themselves, without It. SOME OF THE BEST JOKES OF THE DAY. -_—— SAME THING. shift, that, seeming to meet the emergency, would check the tendency to adequate and final treatment. The people want good schools, and enough of them. They want their parks left unmarred. The two smatters wes have no proper relation one to the other. TEN THOUSAND IDLE YEARS. According to the report of the State Board of Media- tion and Arbitration, the strikes and lockouts of New! York State during the year 1903 resulted in 3,900,000 No. 1—How to Sketch the Head of a German Boy. Draw four of these cusptdors and see, circles in Figure 4 and add two small lines over the ever to Indicate the eye- to evolutionize them into the hi In Fig-| brows, put dark dota in any part of the small circles to form the pupils of the Figure t fs an outline of a cuspidor how easy it is . tas pf a German boy. hatencd vane days of idleness for labor. Say, ive me a synonym for Wx’ | Pure 2 draw three small circles as shown, In igure 3 add two slanting nes to eves, put dark shadows tinder the noseand fill in mouth with black, Teaving af] (he nest cee nih will heshatched/iout—when\ the) gread This interruption of sotivity and wages was shared eevee ey ety at Me SOBRE TET form ehoeks. two curved Hnes to form hair, two on cach side of the head, a/small white square to represent a tooth. Now you have finished drawing your) T#izcomes: { pyeti7.000 workmen! ‘Th BABKOA nantes DPE His curved line to form the peak of the erp and two Itnos curved together In the] little German boy. ma Ae eawrorkraen eT he undivided industria) loss fell sw} at ars eo writing about shape of a quarter moon te form the mouth, Draw all these curves, lines and Lesson No, 2 will teuch you how to change a water pitcher into a dude. His Fifty-fifth Castle. Such a spell of idleness means more among American Expert testimony — — ‘The\German veree, pepporne cae Sones at site| communities than it cold mean anywhere eleo on earth,| “Oh, the wont ‘conficting: amounts to “conelliate the Poles.” It will be his Atty-ffth casth Sg wane enna ie ow Se Je LETTERS, QUERIES AND ANSWBRS. ¥. #/icielkcmeo oo SM more within a xlven time than do those of any other] Press bring him a little money, whe jes are costly, nation. As a demonstration, English contractors re- ——_ ee 2 Apply to How staira breathless, The “I road people, the bottle cost $2 more than the cark, March 17, 1899, cently ti . ph Seay Tatton e tie aa Seas meuaeee ONO R A NOE: lanomaves compelled to inatall an elova-| how much does the cork cost?” The] To the Editor of The Evening World: A Tip for Gotham. American hoatta int SHE UH LS Huskand--Does Jack know Miss Pep. tor there, It can be done if nome one following Is the way I have worked it] What waa the date of the Windsor| In future the police of Zurich, Switzerland, are to recetva | tially: put a tanine ao rOMUSLAR his home methods, ac- will take this matter up. 8, D, B. | out: Let x = number of dollars the cork| Hotel fire? D. W. | regular lessons in “elvility ene repartments 80 as to b ee (calmly)--T helleve not, for he 1 inal: Valuel Aue i = cost; let x+$2 — number of dollars the Found 4 Carrier Pigeon. themselves on all occasions wit! jgnity and grace.” pert ie auather Interesting conatferation hes ackea hapioi marty nitmect own anil eee ede | | Auawrere “Mettle and Cork” Avery: | bottle cust; <4<49% wm $110; x x48 =| 70. ihe. Mallar of The! Rrenton world) lessons in civility are to be given by the chief himself, ays 18 equal, lacking « short ||. "el Seen riiyee ar Sinton e poste] 73 the halter The Reening Worlt: | 3210: x x — 10; x — 08 (cont of cork);] “I found @ carrier pigeon on Wednes-| ” K - have (wo volumes of Milton's pc noticed the following query: “If a) x4$2,— $2.05, (cont of bottle: . ' Are capital and labor ten thonaand years nearer to ij Porn ene teal mublished by Re & W. A: yottle and cork together cont $2.10 tna | Ad tea Save Marsh 16s. wiihy a mtiverds bend A Good Match Puzzle. h artow earl street, New Yor ee y . : \ thelr destined harmony than they were before the ldle- ON and by V Bartow, Tchmond, T. No, 4687." JAMES KBEGAN, “Ja he a war expert?” uray & Kunee, printers, year IS: g Melfort, N. J. ——_—-—- Well, he's one of the 18,000,000 people ee FN PAU Ria) | THE SPECIAL FARE FOR SCHOLARS, |Wii0 Kiow lust how the war in the Par] Qiu Restined Ate tine twee OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. April 10. i i diso Regained,” Are those two volumes 2 4 i The Ey. 5 Uast should be conducted.” —Chicago y Tarek laithelrwanine Sister Fthel—What did Mr. Goodman say while he was waiting for me in}| 7 the Editor of The Evening World: The Evening World has suggested the helpful value | i:vening Post bb Maas Masi inva ie the parlor? On what date did Palm Sunday fall which would attach to a special fare for achool children ——— Saini Little Johnny—Oh, he didn't aay anything. He just talked. In 1881? L. B. Qn the cars of the various local transit companies WHAT HE PREFERS. puebeneate . Uncle Bob—It I was to give you a cent, Tommy, what would you do Yeu. fond De Witt Warner, writing for the Pthical Record on| sabina fo you quote Shakespeare Fon the Rye “give him al p with tt? othe Taittor, of Thaimvening, Werle, @ more general city question, touches the same point [and Mante when that college vrofes. | form of grace for Pee MaG | Tommy (aged five)—I'd buy a postal card and write to you for a quarter. none Loe (orn Bs a an answer to ah f aloes? ‘ : cee ae , nor calle? 1 suggest this favorite form for grace Little Elmer—I wish 1 had been Adam, iota a enology ARY JONES, Mgh schools, normal schools, city college, etc., wh Sabrilla~Not much, Ut whirl in and|at moals’—"We thank Thee, Our He The Nurse-Why? “Proper,” but Not Customary, sgh Pe eenat daliacsoiand atl more in appropri make bim a rousing old avalahi rabbit hea Fath 2 wie eaanene ee Little Elmer—He never had to he a kid and have # woman wash his face | ro the maltor of The Evening’ World: gto run them, Of their thousancis of students, each cost | Cincinantl Commercial Tribune i > ue graetul hearte forl | and neck: that’s why. as Bey Peas Kia aes MMAI EH inidravental bs the core BAG Ie mene ft —— rave un for deaus's sake.” Tela Ht, |] S27All Fred—Papa, doesn't a Quaker ever take off his hat to any ong? ploye to raine hs hat to his employer I by th om reapiny save us for Jesus la EL, a i th efvantages they offer. Reduce the street-car fares, and ALBAROAIN: Another “t" station Complaint, Fane Ty, sons) NeXes ip sole country? ae ¥ Stee by Daitne copnections, ani you wil ‘ ai “Oh, V've found a grand intelligence Ty the Fditor of The Evening World BRU Picac Walt ie tet aceon's'taxe)or bia’ hse 40/a berber) ow dren na | |itssp tatont abaraiaiigs heihet inven 2 find you will not only benefit | omice,” sald Mrs, Van Albert s Nights of stairs on some) | get his hair cut? “ two men meet ix in vogue in almost| * With eight matches form this diagram. rv will be more OF a bettas None in| “Charge you #1 for one cok?” asked| elovated roads in thin city aro a dis- “Mamma,” queried little Harry, “what becomes of people wnen they dle?" |] every country excent Amerioa and Eng-| Now take six additional matches and place them Sethtd Bshiitren: her husband, grace, The ‘1’ station at One Hun- “If they are-good,"’ replied bis moth hey Bo to heaven.’ land. Ae it is not customary here, your] thé inclosed gpaco: in such a manher as to divide the ed eke ie small’ in'the pocket. But the|’"“ioner “Why they agreed to tet mel Area and Pwenty-nieh atreot and Bien But how do they get up there, mamma?” aakpd the small Inquisitor. [}emplover would provadly not ubder- of that space into five perfect diamonds of equal at of five-cent street car fares i6| nave four cuoka for $3.9%."—Chicago : e avenue has too many stops, @Women and aged men I see daily golng up those “Does God let down a rope for ‘am to climb?”—Chi News... = book. ee ee Ap. evalenincannd ofthe wat oR the you can-do it in Jena than’ fiye minutes you may considi t to ‘be buierter than mostp people, ee Daily News, _ part of one Kat Bia! eraploy pam RC eS eRe eee ua leuamnera in FIctiTn