The evening world. Newspaper, October 24, 1903, Page 4

tmgrout and Phornes Listened to the Master of the Dragon THE TEMPTER TEMPTED “< AND THEN ALL WAS OFF. “ Ghapter of Ancient Politics __-Teaches Us, Brethren, that in ‘Imuth There Are Cinches aa ees sre) ww om | EMGROUT AND PHORNES LISTEN Bs TO THE TEMPTINGS OF MERFEE. ag the time drew near when the of Gotham were to choose from them one to ait on the throne ‘the good Vall Sethlo, who had rescued ¢ province from the Dragon ‘Tamenund riven its ‘master, Kroker, across the dhere was great dispute among the ftalna and prophets as to what man- 6f man could best keep the Dragon boridage. Chiet among these cmptains and seer: : Tomplat, Timwood, Emgrout, Phorhe’, Johnsheen and the Prophet Jeromeian. Of these, Emgrout and Phornes were chamberlains in the palic + gf the Vali and chief guatismen’ of the Dragon. Wow, these same two, ‘and Ikewise Totmsheen sand the ‘Prophet Jerometah, ‘own shoulders, ‘and ‘the ‘Dracut had formerly been ‘friends of the master ftraightway recognized him as its mas- : ter. @ the Dragon, and were right close to ‘And, hia name was Merfeo, and ho waa Ino full of gullo that even’ snakes and Chinamen kowtowed before him. Before the battle against the Dragon was begun, Merfee appeared unto ian ut, even’ as had Davenill, offering Fat foba "to induce Emgrout to sheath his word. But for argument he had Daves hill so far stopped that the Sun and the Moon over. Joshua's battlefield became from thelr speed, Said Merfee: Wr ut, Ukest thou. thy ings, thou @nswered and sald: thou hast a Great Head. I will again ragon."* thet er he said: “Thinkest thou, Davehill, that I suffer from tacka? You'll have to show me," Rejotcing Was Great. And Phornes jifted uo dis voice and id: “Me. Too. wali Straightway there wa: tn the palace of the Vall the Yahoos sang prals and Phornes, for they fon, yea, even Washington. chiefs of Sethlo’s army gath- council of war and Sethio, im- Krout and Phornes were chosen ¢o lead the battle agajnat the Dragon, Now, when the master of the Dragon fled across the ae, auch war his haste that his mantle fell behind him on the Dock, and a member of the Board, ing It, his great rejotcin, Sethlo and a! unto Emgrout were beyond as incorruptible picked i up and cast it about wouldst Ani “Sure thing.” ereuvon Phornes bitted in and waid: “Me, Too.’ Whisper of the Dragon. “Yea, thou “answered the Master of “the Beet thou thusly? Gird on thine armor and go © Dragon. battle for Bethlo. When the Dragon drawe nigh, behold, thou wilt find no TOMPLAT UPBRAIDS AND VERILY MAY YET THROW HIS SANDALS. THE POLICEMAN GOT FUSION-ORATOR, This Spellbinder’s Name !s Gab- bler—He Spat Upon an “L” Station Platform and Missed a Low Meeting Uptown. John C. Gabbler, of No. 453 Pear! street, 14 a Fusion spelibinder, Mr. Gabbler went to Staten Island last even- ing and made several speeches. Ho was dry and hoarse when he arrived back in town and, as he was scheduled to make a late speech uptown, climbed up on the South Ferry "L'" station, ‘There he spat on the platform. A po- Hceman arrested him and lugged him off to the Old Silp station, “This ia an outrage," sald. “I have an ment uptown.” Expostulations were in vain and finally Mr. Gabbler had to send for a Tammany friend to bail him out. It was then too late to keep his uptown engagement and he went home. ‘This morning Mr. Gabbler appeared in the Centre Street Court before Magis- trate Deuel. Mr, Gabber displayed a Low button prominently on the lapel of this coat, “I meant no harm," Mr, Gabbler told the Magistrate, “I've been making 80 many speeches lately that my throat iajalwaye dry." Just then Mr. Gabbler coughed several umes, “You see," he went on, after his ft of coughing Was over, “this campaign is very strenuous and keeps a man hus- uUing. I am not a drinking man and it ig not my fuult that I wag forced to expectorate."* Mr, Gabbler important engage- “You blame {t on the campaign then?” remarked Magistrate Deuel. “Yex or no," was the respon: “T shall have to fine you $2, trate Deurl told the spellbinds do it again." Mr, ‘Gavhier paid his fine. OFICERS AGAINST STANE ON “L' ¢2 | Assistant Grand Chief Ingraham Advises Motormen Not to foeman ta do battle with thee, for the Master across the sea dearly loveth a brave warnior and wanteth none bet- ter than thee for chamberlain of the Palace when be returneth.” sald unto Menfeo: lz. With none to do how can I lose my Fat led at the olev id: "Me, eald: . Toi ut went forth and Tomplat and Tim- And Phornes marvel! mess of the pian and Stmightway said unto Sethio and people, as it did in|WOOd: “Rejoice und be glad with me. r we have the ‘on where the Ravenwyk. hair be so ahort that It is even like and Timwood would not] unto a clean shave, for I have a Sure ‘Thing. The Master of the Dragon hath decreed that when I go forth to battle there will be no ft inst me, the prophet, wot that| 80 how can I do else but win? himself would make the best Vall] ,And Phornes lifted up his voice in ‘and the great Re and cried: “Me Too!" e ried out unto all the cap- But Tomplat and Timwood waxed ex- faing and chiefs, and unto the Yahoos|cecding wroth and raised a. mighty ‘eaying: fempess, and, they said unto Bmgrout: kd iy ie ve! by | iMPrithee, the Vall Sethlo swolleth all lary vive hactaen tak telan of champion fake of the velt. M attend thine own prattling, and get the hen Fired Out of Camp. ‘Whereupon Tomplat and Timwood the other chiofyselged upon Emgrout and administered kicks and deapitefully used fim, even so that the case of Torrible Teddy and the tard was not a marker. and fired him out of camp. And Phornes, thini how jovely all things seemed, sald: ‘Me, Too, And forthwith they did’ likewise unto Phornes. But Johnsheen was wise to the fracas and he and all his tribe with him went and knelt at the shrine of the Dragon, All but the prophet Jeromelah, who said unto Tomplat: “Even though this Vall Sethio be swelled up, he swelleth on his own account, whilé the Dragon sweileth upon the people he devoureth, Therefore, yet will I battle for Bethlo,"" Wmgrout now, weepeth because his Sore ‘Thing hath one the way ‘ot all e ragon, army eth him- self before the people by there has arisen in Gotham Bp with pride and getteth stuck on him- ‘Verily, he payeth so much atten- to the out of his. jib that there is #ethin’ else doin’. Were I the Vall— just watoh when I make another T eats ‘em alive.” geBt Johnsheen spake not, except to iy unte his cronies what he would do ito Sethlo and Tomplat and Timwood leas one of his own tribe was chosen make the fight against the Dragon. t which Tomplat and Timwood reck- they were bossing the job and eajdled Jeromeiah and Johnsheen with raillery, speaking unto them as Graft in Gotham? Na ge What biteth thee, kind sirrans? For- Both, cne would think that thou itcheat & morsel of the food which the OD eateth, which is called ‘graft.’ there is no graft in Gotham ‘the good Vall Sethlo bound the h Go thou to the Post-Office ine that ragon even more terrible than Tamenund. of which Tomplat is the master, and he doth go to battle for Tamenund in order to crush the new monster, But the Yahoos remember his In and out stint and take stock in him not. ee MANGLED BY TROLLEY. Victim Fell on Tracks and the Car Could Not Be stopped, (Special to The Evening World.) GREENWICH, Conn., Oct. 24.—Davia L, Palmer, a veteran, sixty-six years old, was killed by a trolley at Adams Corner, his body being cut to pleces, Palmer was subject to fits and was Probably taken with one while waiting hnsheen ‘repiled that he didn't Mt any contracts. wgrout and Phornes held their were chamberlains in Vall, and each had a ‘Emerout had wielded a mighty Fin the battle against the Dragon, 6 “bid.him.arm himself anew ing. him the eame there.appeared unto Em- from the House of the mame was Davehjll. moro thr tatter than the palace of Vall. if pe rf) ner-and not fight the oul, (wan soreny Walk Out in Fight Against Physical Examinations. It Is now thought that a strike on the “L" roads in Manhattan will be avoided. First Assistant Grand Chief T, 8. Ingraham, of the Brotherhood of En- gleers, is not In favor of a strike, and has so advised the Grievance Commit- tee of the motormen, After a conference between Mr. In- graham and the committee at the Broad- way Central Hotel, Ingraham sat “From the pregent outlook I am inclined WORLD: SATURDAY. EVENING, OCTOBER 24, 6 AY, Tim," sald Leader Tom ‘ S Foley. speaking confidentially lato the attentive ear of Alder- man Sullivan, “Mayor Low 1s calling us funny names. He uses queer words, The other night he said Tammany men were shibbyleths or something of that sort,” “Oh! You mean shibboteth?’ an- | swered Alderman Sullivan. ‘And what is a shabbyleth, Tim asked thé anxious Foley. “Wake up, Tom. Don't you know that a shibboleth Is a shillelah?” ‘A club, {8 it?” retorted Leader Foley, disgustedly. ‘Well, why don’t Low call things by their right names? A club is a club and a spade is a apade —what's the use of using high-toned Columbia College professor gibberish, anyway?" “Stand Pat,” the big banner of the ‘Acorns with {ts terse inscription, at- tracted the attention of Senator “Jim" ®rawley and Larry Delmour as “Shouldn't that read ‘Stand Platt? or ‘We stand for Platt?" suggested Delmour. = “There's no ‘l' in it," remarked the Senator. “It there was we would knock ‘L’ out of it on election day,’ replied Larry Irreverently. Maurice Ahearn and “Tommy” Smith, the Tammany Hall secretaries, were busy with campaign affairs when two men entered. “Shouldt you giff ue a gouple of der WER HAY GEGRAP rer, eR Repuaw cu tlekets for der meeding heute nacht of you please?” sald one, “Which meeting?” asked Maurice. “Dot meeding by der Coopers Onton. Dlease, ain't 14?” “Wihy, that's a Citizens’ Union meet- ing. Surely you don't want to go there,” almost pleaded Ahearn. “Dot'a id! Der Cidizens' Onion by dot Coopers Onlon vich Mayor Robert Cut- ting Fulton vill gesprochen, yes." “Why, you are in Tammany Hall, ‘This ta not"— to think peace will be made between the motormen and the officials of the Interborough Company, and that thetr differences will be amicably adjusted, ‘There is no occasion for a strike at present." At the offices of the company this morning it was sald that no unusual number of new men was being en- gaged, and that a conference between the officials of the company and the grand oblefs of the engineers and fre- men would be arranged any time the latter requested. Chief Jencks, Chairman of the Griey- ance Committee, sald: “Weare hopeful of averting a strike. All we want is fair play. If the company will give us that we will give them our loyal support. The whole affair is in Mr, Ingraham's hands not PATTI SAILS FOR LAST TOUR, “Buffalo D1” and Commissioner Kobleaat on Etruria with Diva, LIVERPOOL, Oct, 4.—The Cunard line steamer Etruria, which satled to- day for New York, took Charles Kohl- saat, the St, Louls Exposition Commis- sloner, who bears from the King of Den- mark a message to President Roosevelt expressing the greatest rogard for the United States and for the President per- sonally. Mme. Patti, Col. William C Burke and the Indtans of the Cody sh are Also passengers on the Etruria Cody will return here in the spring, His horses are to pass the winter In England. LYTTLETON’S VOTE SMALLER, LONDON, Oct, 24.—Colontal Secretary Lyttleton, Liberal Unionist, bas been BoRouGH OF BROOKLYN — NO RED Uisits wanteo! “Ach, Gott!” exclaimed the two vise itors in chorus as they retreated hastily, “Hans, ve must get vaxinationed at vonee,”” said the taller, ‘Ve excaped mit our Ives from dot Tammany dis- ease, ain't it?" And they hurried away. i) Alderman Charles W. Culkin, of Pat Keahon's district, entered Justice Gieg- Flashes of Humor That Brighten the Campaign. from jury duty. Alderman Culkin 1a smooth-faced and stout and smiles beau- Ufully, He affects dark attire, a long frock coat, and wears a standing collar, His appearance is clerical. "Good morning, Father,” bowed Jus- tice Glegerich reverently. “Can I be of any service?” ease of three of the members of my congregation to whom jury duty at this tne will be a hardship, They are prom- inent members of my flock, and being greatly concerned at this time with church affairs have business matters on hand which they cannot afford to neg- lect. I shall esteem it a great favor if you excuse them, and the church”— sed {o grant your re- Promptly said the Jus- tice, and the Alderman bowed and de- parted, Then he smiled. The Tammany votera in the Thirty- fourth Assembly District are so en- thusiastic that all the meetings largely attended and the crowds re. main listening to the speakers fre. quently until long after midnight, Former Sheriff “Tom" Dunn, who haa been busy making speeches during the night, arrived at one of the belated meetings In the Thirty-fourth, and, though the hour was already past mid- night, the crowd was on hand when Dunn was pressed to make the closing "I come, Your Honor, to plead the} “ft nervousness entirely ceased. speech. He pleaded exhaustion, but no excuse would suffice, | “I'll fix them," he said, as he arose and approached the speakers’ rail. “1 @m going to ask you two questions, said the former Sheriff addressing the crowd. } y ell’ good and true Demo- We !* was thunderea ‘Now, for God's aake, have none ot ol ats homes?” shouted the ex- bari . “If yes haven't, I have, Goi night."* HUGH MLAUGHLI WILL FIGHT BACK Arranges a Mass-Meeting as a Counter - Movement Against the MoCarren Branch of the Brooklyn Democracy. are! The first counter movement by Hugh MoLaughlin against the McCarren branch of the Brooklyn Democracy was made when the Academy of Music was engaged for a mass-meeting next Tues- day night. Mr, McLaughlin is back of the affair and the men opposing him are wondering if he has broken the rule of his Ife and spent some real money. Martin Littleton, Mr, MoLaughlin's candidate for Borough President, will explain his position at this meeting, and it {is probable that Edwand M. Shepard, whg was strangely overlooked when the tloket was made up, will also deliver an address. Mr. Littleton will tell the crowd that, while he admires Mr, Grout personally, he cannot sup- port him a6 @ renegade candidate, ‘The speeoh of Mayor Low in Williams. burg laat night, in whioh he served no- tce on his hearers of German birth’ that he Intends to keep on enforcing the ex- cise Imw, If re-elected, has created all sorts of talk. ta Brooklyn, Two years ago in @chwaben Hall, where last night speech was made, the Mayor tola same audience, Practioally, that he dremed last night, that he stood for a “iMberal” enforcement of the excise law. “His straddle on the excise question," sald Senator McCarren to-day, “shows that what, District-Attorney Jerome sald of his cou: is true.” He has no courage and his speech last night elnches the borough for McClellan,” — an BEAVERS WINS AND LOSES. Fails to Have Disteict-Attorney Punished for Disobyring Subpoeni Judge Holt in the United States Di trict Court handed down a deciaion to- day on the application of Beavers, the indicted postal official, on a motion to have United States District-Attorney Youngs, of Brooklyn, When, his stenagrapher, punished for disobeying a subpoena of Commiasioner Hitchcock denying It. ends that the © Judge Holt con- ie Commissioner's authority 101 was witho force, na hot having been, indorsed corpus and certiorari in behalf of Beav- ers, on the second charge against him based on the Washington indictment was granted, and the arraest was va- cated, The Judge holds that a second elected member of the House of Com- for @ ¢rolley and fell in a dark spot on the truck at the foot of a steep grade. “Motorman Sawyer saw the ovject and led to stop his car, but coull pot in mei ier. lifted up his nto Bm- bogus, eh no. rel- mons from Warwick and Leamington with a greatly reduced majority. He received 2,689 votes, while Mr. Ber- ridge, the Liberal candidate, received 2,499, the majority being 190, At the last election in this Satrigg Mee @ maiority of erich’s court seeking In the interests of his constituency to have several members of hie asevnisation arrest made on the Washington Indict~ ment when vers was already in Indictment was court on the Brooklyn illegal. —EEE Sunday World Wants , (Werk Monday Morning Wondere,! is hoped 9, hii and Miss Amy | ¢, o MINISTER PEARSON = PAYS FINE TO ITALY United States Representative Refused to Seek Clemency from King on Charge of In- sulting Railway Official. ROME, Oct. 24.—Richmond Pearson, formerly United States Consul at Genoa and now Minister to Persia, has been fined $00 and $15 costs for insulting an Italian ratlway official Inst December previous to his uppointment as Minister. ‘The Government was desirous of set- tling the incident by pardoning Mr. Pearson, but the latter refused to ask for the King's clemency, as prescribed by law. Minister Pearson was Consul to Genoa at the time of the trouble. He is a prom- inent figure in the diplomatic service and an uncle of Richard Pearson Hod- son, of the navy, a COCKRAN IN, BROOKLYN. Will Speak for the Tammany Ticket in the Academy of Music, Bourke Cockran will speak for the Tammany ticket next Tuesday night in the Academy of Music, Brooklyn. This will be the first time Mr. Cockran has spoken in Brooklyn in many years. Other speakers that night will be Col. MoClelian and ex-United States Senator ©, A. Towne. ‘The meeting, which has been arrange 1 by Senator McCarren, will be under the auspices of tire United Democratl: Labo; Association. MoCarren said to-day he would try to have Grout and Fornes speak at the same meeting, MARK TWAIN SAILS, Saya Before Departure that He Hopes Fusion Will Win, Samuel L, Clemens (Mark Twain), Mrs, Clemens and the Misses Clara and Jean Clemens sailed for Florence, Italy, to-day on the steamship Princess Irene, of the Hamburg-American line, Mr, Clemens said that he would re- main in Italy @ year and begin work on two new, novels. He did not expect to fiaish the books before his return, Speaking of the Mayoralty campaign the humorist sald seriously: “t do hope that Fusion will win this I trust that every solf-respecti citizen will vote to retain Mayor Low in oflice and keep the tiger ¢rom running wild again." 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No strike fund is being raised and the men would certainly refuse to pay a tax of & @ week, ‘Their regular union dues are bout 50 cents a month, and that fs all they will stand for. No one had the authority to” make the statement, and {t must bave come fram some member of the union who sought revenge for a q@ziovanse.” Wied “f PLAN FOR PEACE IN MACEDON Powers Propose to Sultan that Russia and Austria Supervise All Branches of Government in Disturbed Provinces, TANTINOPLE, Oct. 1. —The scheme of the poWers for the amoliorae ‘on of affairs In Macedonia haa been submitted to the Porte, It has for Ite principle control of and survelle lance over all branches of the adminis- tration of the disturbed provinces by Austria and Russia for a period of two years. 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