The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1903, Page 10

ALS PSL STOPS THENES @ss Lilian Russell (Not the Actress) with a Revolver Frightens Burglars Who Tried to Rob Her Home. | MOTHER INTERFERES e WITH DAUGHTER'S AIM. Young Woman Had Practiced | Shooting for Just Such an Emergency and Proved Her Dourage When Time Came. ‘Me the hero'sm of Miss Lillian Rus- (well (not the actress), a crack risiol "shot, and daughter of a wealthy widow “im Jersey City, 1s due the failure of : to rob their home at No. 41 Fairview avenue to-day. She Practized Shooting. Mrs. Russell and her three daughters, ‘Dillan, the heroine and crack sho! Grace and Gertle, live alone in thelr Jer- | sey City home on the Heights, For a Y long time Miss Lillian has practised (swith a revolver just to protect the fam- 7 ily from burglars. She Is as fearless as she is pretty. The family retired cariy last aight, as has always been Mrs. Russell's cus- tom, The widow is a light sleeper. For more than a month she has been ex- tremely nervous because of the number of burglaries that have been committed Nt in_ the neighborhood. ‘The police were unable to get any clue of the thieves. It {ter midnight, just what time MO one in the Russell family remem- ‘bers, when the widow was awakened by @ noise. Her first thourht was that the noise was made by the pet dog that the ‘Pils keep in their home. She Crept Downstairs, Mra, Russell went downstairs softly. Bhe sleeps on the top floor, When she ot down to the first floor she was con- Weed (hat the nyse wir made by tn- | traders. “She could plainly hear some © 900 trysng to force an entrance at the wmme' . Returning to the sleeping rooms. she wWwakened the daughters and told then ‘that burglars were trying to break in. Tt was then that Miss Lillian dis- played her nerve. Although awakened out of a sound sleep she at once deter- mined on a course of action. Taking her revolver and without stopping to 7 #lip on even a wrapper, she crept down- 4 stairs, despate the entreaties of her _ mother. 5 When she cot downstairs she turned on the electric lights at the front win- dow. % Saw = Man’s Face. =) She saw a man's face at the window, Before she could fire the face disap- Leaving the lights turned on Russell went upstairs again. Sho ‘neard a noise at the rear of the house. Some one was on the extension root ever the kitchen. Peering out in th darkness she saw a man trying to for bis way in. ‘Taking deliberate aim Miss Russell started to fre, but her mother got be- tween the revolver and the burglar, Knowing that the girl would shoot to kill, The man dropped to the ground and ran to tho rear of the yard. There be joined another man and they both The police think that she hit both ‘burglars. * ter the second shot was fired the meu separated. One fled down Fairview » a@Venpe. He left a trail of blood. There SS are also blood spots in the route taken the other man. firing of the shots awakened the neig! ‘hood. Rey. Gottleib oulevard, ough In ‘his pajamas and slippers, the Pastor gave chase to the thief and ‘fired @ shot after him. Once before Miss Russell frightened &@ man with a revolver. She always AOR Ts NUTR A MISS LILLIAN RUSSELL, GIRL WHO SCARED BURGLARS WITH PISTOL, TOE HPT RS Sa STEEL DOWN TO | | Stock Sinks to 17, a Loss of 4 Points in a Week, and Hold- ers Wonder When Bottom Will Be Reached. MORGAN NOT SPENDING MONEY TO STOP SLUMP. Market Closes Irregular, with Louisville & Nashville, Read- ing, Sugar and Canadian Pa- cific Showing Gains. United States Steel common touched 17 In the stock market to-day, and hold- ors of the Issue. ever hopeful of J. Pter- pont Morgan's help iw lifting the stock from the trading slough, began to de- spair and wonder where the slump was going to end. Mr. Morgan has not at- tempted to stop the downward trend of Steel simply because speculators have taken fright, and Wall street says it) would be mood money thrown away to make the effort ‘The impression has gained ground | through a repetition of the rumor that the quarterly dividend of 1 per cent. will be reduced or passed, and, although the trust officials haye met each rumor with a denial, the scare is on and may carries it and can drive tacks into a bie 7 md at ten paces. Her father, a Wealthy machinist, died two months y ——— WATER CUT HS THROAT WITH RAZOR _ Jessie E. Kimble, Who Was said ~to Be Despondent, Ends His Life in Boarding-House on Morris Avenue. fo tee BABY BORN IN NEW YORK EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES, “A baby born in New York City every | fitteen minutes.”” | Commissioner of the Board of Educa- tion, may’ set President Roosevelt's mind at rest so far as regardy “race suicide" In the metropolis. Dr. Haupt says that six years ago the babies were ‘orn on an average of two an hour; Inst year about one every sixteen or seventeen minutes and this year one every quarter hour, ‘This interesting information was given to City Superintendent Maxwell by Dr. Haupt because no detailed scientific estimate of the birth rate lind béen meade, Dr, Haupt is a practising phy- siclan and knows whereof he speaks, “If we calculated on this basi Haupt adds, “that there is a baby born | every fifteen minutes within the terfl- This declaration of Dr, Louis Haupt.! (or Greater New York, in this year 1903 we are at the root of the number of new school buildings that will be wanted in the year these babies reach school rate represents ninety-six new babies every twenty-four hours, or 672 bables a of our Lord week. “After allowing for immigration and ts claimed, wiil emigration, balance each other, at least 2% p of the bables will not reach the age of | the final dealings to-day. six, The ninety-six would then mean about two full classes of children datly. fourteen a week, or more than 700 for the year. figure to-day, as compared with its 1009, when | Mghest record, which was 5 cn April age. That 30, 1901, is sufficient to make any holder WARDMAN TAKES A WIFE IN SECRET Robert E. Uliner Who Is Accused by Magistrate Hogan Marries Annie-Grey, Keeper of a West Forty-sixth Street House. In tho announcement of the secret marriage of Annie Gray, of No. 204 West wardman of West Forty-seventh street police station, who 1s now under charges for neglect of duty made by Magistrate Hogan, who also had intimated that Ulner has been guilty of blackmailing women and engaging in ‘shakedowns" generaliy, 18 found an explanation of why Ullner seeks to avold a trial by sending in his ehteld, His bride, whom he married six weeks ago in New Jersey, 1a believed to own property valued at $500,000. She is sald to have interests in Paris from which she collects a large annual revenue. She has defled the police for years and is believed to have been one of the heay- fest payers of protection money to the police in the city. This woman was once the wife of Tom O'Brien, known ja this country and abroad as “Red,” the king of bunco steerers, He is now serving a Mfe term on Devil's Island for the mur- der of “Kid Waddall in Paris, several years ago. awyer, Then Policeman. Ulner has only been in the Police De- partment since December 1, last year. Ho was a lawyer before donning br: buttons, but the profits from his pro- fession were not suMcient to satisty him and he took the Civil Service ex- amination for the Police Department. He was assigned to the West Forty- Reventh street station and later sent As special officer to patrol South street in looking for disorderly women, the #44, a waiter, boarding at No. %1 Mor- ig avenue, commited suicide early this “morning by cutting his throat with a ‘wasar, Kimble boarded with Mra. E. 8, Le Blont. Two days ago he returned from @ hotel at Lake George, where he ead beon working this summer. Mrs, Le Blont sald he appeared mo- Tose and despondent, but he did not » Give any reason. He showed but little -mponey. however, and Mrs, Le Blont ex- & d the opinion that he might have his money on the races, might Kimble sat in the parlor the paper, About 9 o'clock Blons retined, leaving Kimble 4 o'theck this morning Mrs. Le ho occupies a room adjoining Kimble slept, heard a pe- und in Kimble’s room and ine tet, She found him huddled up @ bed @nd the sheets soaked with called Patrolman Mc- it to Lincoln Hospital “When Dr, Butts ar- ced. the man dead. Ais jugular ven and no commun $y to explain ihe did not Miinble as keepers of cambing houses and hand- book men, His arrest of a hotel-keeper on South stroet first brought him into prominence. To make this arrest he solicited a women on the street end then took her to the hotel. He regis- tered as “man and wife’ and took a room with the woman, Later he arrest- ed the owner of the hotel, but allowed the woman to go free. It was the arraignment of the hotel- keeper that made Magistrate Hogan suspect that Uliner was shaking down Dis prisoner, He said that he had not arrested the woman because there was no charge against her. Magistrate Ho- gen then discharged the woman, and charges of neglect of duty and abusive language to the Magistrate were pre- ferred against Uliner At Uliner’s first trial, before Deputy ed as his own lawyor. He made abs: jute denial of every charge made against him, dnd croxs-questioned Mag- istate Hogan so severely that the latter got angry and said that he was hot getting the proper protection from tho Police Commissioner. Talkea It was shown that Magistrate Hogan ok to Court Commissioner of Police Wbstein, he act-| anwwered with all the anger he could|and Wabash 5-8. assim: against “I will Mbatein. ; and don’t you say I have shaken| sie a gain o anybody down, either." At the second Uliner hearing of ¢he evidence against him was so strong that he attempted to resign from the Police Department. He | f took off his bas quit the department than be subjected to this.” He was persuaded reaignation by Deputy Commissioner The thind hearing in the case last until the dividend question is set- |tled. In the mean time everybody in- [terested awaits developments. Other es besides the dividend rumor have been considered in connec- tion with the Steel slump, but none has accounted for it satisfactorily. Ex- perts say the trade conditions gave no ground for apprehension, and so the speculative world goes on guessing, It ig @ fact that Steel common has lost 4 points in a week and that 17, its low ! Dr. of the stock wobble. Steel commort opened at 18 to-day and dropped to 17, but subsequently rallied and closed at 17 6-8. The preferred lost 1-4, at 68 1-8. The market was dull and irregular in Louisville and Nashville was one of the losers, !t clos- ing off 1 3-4 per cent at 102. Atchison. Canadian Pacific. Chicago Great West- ern and Reading each advanced 1-8. St. Paul gained 3-8 and Rock Island the same. while Union Pacific closed up 1-2 cent. ‘Tennessee Peer and Iron closed at € 1 point. American Su; was up % at 113, while Amalgamated Copper closed unchanged. The leather stocks closed weak. Brooklyn Rapid Transit was up %, and securities wu: rad in the local trac- lanhattan and Metro- § The Eries closed rather | Up with the exception of t! ferred, which was down 6-8 per cent. The total sales of stocks were 234,300 case to withdraw his|shares, and of bonds $1,087,000. he Closing Quotations, came up yesterday, but Ullmer was not! To-day's highest, Jowest and closing prices and_ net venterayre clo prosent. It 1s said that he has gone to Europe, where his bride of six weeks Is, At the trial of Ullner the witnesses the handsome di His ring was very also his scarfpin. His | Amer. watch was studded with diamonds, All|.‘ Forty-sixth street, and Robert E. Uliner, | these were presents from Annie Gray, given Ullner, it t4 sald, in the West Fort were struck monds he tion. Further complications are expected to |G arise in the marriage of Ullner to Annie When Gray. made oath lived tn Seventeenth avenue, Brooklyn. ‘The Gray woman did not lve In that place Annie from alon ‘Through some 801 dold woman leaked tion was given u; For years Europe who said a! bell. We have in charge Gray house, "You He fad hawen't in was asi hort wardman sald that shield had demanded to know of UNnor tf he had npt demanded biackmall from the hotel-keeper. To this question missed, oy wore. fine, as was when he was venth street sta- Gray Aah }days ago, She made much of a mystery |Missourl Rackte of her going and it Is now believed that |N. ¥. C her trip was for the purpose’ of making |Yntario & Weat another effort to get O'Brien released ie Devil's Island. O'Brien's arrest Paris and spent $20,000 on lawyers’ fees UNner was on trial he ful he was married and 4% — i 131% 3 fs yi — 2 TON HE Toe HES FR for Paris twelve | ao. & Tex. 19° 19" 19 oo 90% Norfolk eat, 0: y. Central. 10 4 wR = 1h the time of 4) the woman went to ‘tama 22% By + Re t yaght to Set Him Free. When she failed to secure his release she came back to this country and fit- ted up an expedition which was to have sailed from Philadelphia, and which was to secure the release of her husband. ‘fo secure ald in thi said to have inter persons Who were friends of Dreyfus, ler plan was to secure the release of both men by marching upon the prison and taking the expedition she ts ted a number of unexpectedly. he plan of the out and the expedi- ‘Annie Gray has goné to iy. returned from cently ret second trip is not explained, Her aum- |Gecurities was one of the few features. mer trips are for the purpose of col-|The bid and venues due her in Paris, thone Only Fe-| dealings on the curb to-day, Northern looting the r At the swered the reporter's ring at the door- | Amert iss Gray is in Europe,” she said; | “the house is closed."’ “How long has it been closed?’ was ed. “Weil, it isn't exactly closed, but It noc open to any one to be careful. Police Captain Handy, who hi of the West street station for only two da that it was impossible to get house, to-day, @ woman Bid. Asked. was the housekeeper an-| American a . 3, as Herne 5; i i lorthet 85! pandas EN KD On “h oe Staboard A * . Be oe i Forty: the Captain added, 'T have only been th this station-house two daye ot on to all the bad places | Mii he preci! But you have a book Vet of suspected places, ving you the aven't you?" “Yes I have that, and the Gray house But you can't break into tering ram.” © Real A; is on the lst. that place with a i Doesn’t Look Annie Grav Is a woman of fifty, but she jlook« twenty years, vounger, ' She vs Muan halr ands tall, with a figure She always dresses tn ean buy, and usual. aur perfection, Ne best that mane’ 1s seen in Paris. gowns, y after her marriage to Uliner that she had fallen In love with the ho was not “Ned” O'Brien, Whom she always loved, ‘Their manners’ and disposition were not very different’ ahe explained. | t Police Headquarters to-day it was r turned” in his} and corn were worked late yeaterday He sent it to the Commissioner. | Now gifs He was told that he under charges, ninth yesterday, becaune V hea! His ence Was laid over | Sid-43 at ha aid not mitt In| Gos an sprearanee, He cannot be compe ted to stind trial and will Uikely be eg from. ye y'a “clos prices or from recorded sale are as fol- jows: Amal. Cop... Am. ‘Sm. & Wt Am. & Rh Suscar & eet mmugs sae SEEPSE CSA +1 PRSPE FES + CURB STOCKS IRREGULAR. Northera Securit! tures of Tri Irregularity and dulness marked the iked prices of the princi- pal outside stocks were: 3 been ‘necond » Sid into the NO HOPE FOR CANAL TREATY. ter Benupre Sees No Chance ' of Its Ratification, WASHINGTON, Sept. %—Minieter Beaupre has abandoned hope of the rati- fication of the Panama Canal treaty. He cables the State Department, under Bogota. Sept. 17, that the situ brad a unchanged, discussion seen nd the Congress will probably ——————— THE WHEAT MARKET. The merket opened easier for both grains to-day, with the bear clique ag- gressive again and nu support at hand. The continued fine weather’ ayer tte in belt and easter les ot the fact. that twenty-nine loads of nt) She sald unilke * York'a. opening t-—-Semember, 86 of-ore: May, 868-4, 3-4. ros opening prices were: W: a ofa te to $2.18: Dégeamorr, TA “s“cember, 81-4 to de 0 reslen | W ie second pre- | 9. Latter Chosen in Place of the (f e Park — President Resignation Not Considered at Meeting of Board. Joseph ‘To-Da THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, SEPrEMBEK MELLEN NOW WY, (STOPPED FUGITIVE Anticipating his election to the presi- consolidated Charles 8. Mellen, dency of tha President Northern Pacific Railroad, was to-day elected a director of the New York, New LOWEST LEVEL! #f. & H. DIRECTOR WITH PISTOL SHOT ‘Election Taken as Confirming | Brooklyn Policeman While Seek- Report that He Is Siated to Succeed Mr. Hall as Presi- dent of Consolidated System. [RICHARD A. M’CURDY ALSO. ing Burglars Comes Upon ~Three Men Who Run Away; but All Are Captured. HOT CHASE AFTER ONE. He Ran with Great Speed Until a Bullet Fired in the Air Frightened Him Into Surrendering to His Pursuer, Hall's After a chase covering several blocks. during which a policeman scared the pursusd man Into surrendering by fi ing iis revolver, three prisoners were taken in Brooklyn to-day suspected of system, of the Haven and Hartford Railroad, He suc- ceeds to the vacancy caused by the death | Committing burgary. Ot Caries’ rerau ‘Richard A. MeCurdy Last Thursday night the clothing store wus chosen a director in pluce of the| Of Morris Koski, at No. 1067 Fulton late Joseph Park. The me acted. It has been well understood in raflrond 4 circles, however, that President Metlen | %& bis prospective prisoner, is to succeed President Hull at an early date, the latter retiring to the Ohair-| Of f.' Manship of the Board of Directors. ‘The naming of Mr. Mellen now ts taken as verifying the report. BANK STATEMENT POOR. Phere Was a Cu Blatement Cae ‘ ”@ Feduired: Ex U. 8. depos THE COTTON MARKET, ‘The local cotton market opened steady to-day with prices unchanged to 7 points As was expected from the ca- September opened rather while later months were down but to a However, on the assump- tion that weather was too cool for d lower. bles, less degree. moderat and No: support, but in rather mixed, 88; January, to batt Mare t non-mineral. yoked the Company will get ev Section of Jand. Involved, mining claims thereon will be compelled to purchase from the railroad or forfeit thelr righ ownin ‘and temperature it is warmer in . Bulls gave moderate ‘the main the early trade ° was without particular feature and Octover, bid; 62, ihe imarket cloned stead GRAFT FOR RAILROAD. WALLACE, Idano, Sept. 19.—The Com- missioner of the General Land Office has decided *at the Immense area of al-| for the station p:atform. leged min-r#1 land in Shoshone County,| Platorm embracing twenty-seven. ting of the Board of Directors was held in the general offices in the Grand Central Station. Ing Secretary Isa: in Loans, but the| Fiange, Reserves Were Again Deerensed. While Wail street was gratified by cut in loans and an expansion of the note circulation, as shown in the bank fssued ro-day, the was not good, the reserves showing a pronounced decrease. ‘The figures given out by the Clearing-House were: t ning prices were: Sepi arto 11.38: Octobe pate, 2 ecember, 3 May, 83. The closing prices wer MAl to 11.42; tead: —————- WITTE TALKS TO BANKERS. BPRLIN, Sept. dent of the Russian Council of Minis- M. Witte, ters, stopped here three days. terviewed several bankers on the sub- ject of Investing In commercial under- takings in Southern Russla. After the meet- Bromiey sald that] de the resignation of President John M.| that Hall was not considered at the meeting and that no business other than the elec- tlon of the two new directors wassgrans ; February, 9,80 +. September, » 10,02 to 10,03; No- Pecamber, 9.81 H iT) fares lard is If the decision is not re- ‘ ‘Northern Pacific Railroad| vf {here "2a ery. odd-numbered | 4 ‘and persond| shoes street, was broken Into and riod The thieves gained entrance by smasi- ing the glass in a window. A new pane of gass was put in place yesterday, and last night the poilce decided td watch the place in the hepe the_ thieves mi t return. As a result, Patrolman Kiely, of ‘the De Kalb avenue station, came upon three two ran across the street Into the arms id aventic station ‘The man chased by Kiely was flee:- @ooted, and the patrolman had s2me trouble in running for several bloc! his revolver in the air, and the Dur- sued man surrendered. At the station-house the thi oners were ri nineteen years old, 9. ; Joseph Lipka, cwenty- two years old, No, 34 James street, and a| Joseph Slez, twenty-two years o:d, No. | 3. Frank:in’ street, all of Manhattan. Siew Is the man chased ty Patrolman Kiely. "The police will try to prove that the thres prisoners are the burglars who broke into the Koski store on Thursday 2 BOY LEAPS FROM EXPRESS TRAIN His Only Injury !s Scalp Wound, and He Walks Home After Having It Dressed at the Hos- pital. report weak, PABSAI J., Sept. 19—Barto Le- reno, an Itailan boy. lving at No. 78 ™No:| Main street, jumped from an express 982 to} train going through this city at the rate of about forty miles an hour end escaped with a scalp wound. ‘The express stopped here, and Lereno, “| thinking the train was e local, which to.P-88: | stops at Prospect treet, jumped aboard tember, 3 Nt 9.82 to When the train eped past his station Lereno thought it would stop at Pas- zalo Bridge, but he was mistaken. The train was late, and between the stations the engineer ran at full epeed. When the train reached the Passate River drawbridge the boy made a dive ‘He struck the @nd dashed up against an iron he ws unconscious, only a smail wound on his head. After the wound had been ressed at the hospital he went to his railing. When picked ————$$ $$ TWO ROUNDSMEN REDUCED. Police Commissioner Greene to-day, upon the recommendation of! Deputy Com- misloner Ebstein, reduced Roundsmen James J. MoCue’ and Edward Taylor, both of ‘Brooklyn, to the rank of patrol- man, for intoxication, and In thelr romoted Henry Gardiner and eremah Donohue, the policemen a the top of the Civil Service Ust. Prest- He in- Stern Brothers Desire to call the attention of those contemplating new LACE DRAPERIES to a very exclusive assortmefit of IMPORTED LACE CURTAINS. Estimates and. Sketches submitted for special work, including Panels, Vestibule Curtains, Stores Bonne Femme, Bed Sets, Tidies and Bureau Scarfs, which are made in their own workrooms, Special attention is also called to “FLANDRES,” an entirely new and exclusive lace for curtains. West Twenty-third Street Stern Brothers In the Upholstery Department ate now showing the newest designs in all fabrics pertaining to Hangings and Coverings. Replicas of Rare and Antique Tissues, interesting to artistic tastes, are included in the col- lecticn gathered from the various European markets. Drapery Decorations of every description exe- cuted to the entire satisfaction of the most critical. Special Designs and Estimates Submitted for all Orders. West Twenty-third Street keeping him {n view. After | sever Sta Kisly tired | | wonder? Oh, AUTUMNAL ODDITIE Was she reaching for a bargain when she hands, 1 Did she lose them in a buzz-saw by some sad, unlucky blunder? ule Were they torn off by a trolley strap when she had stood awhile? Whatever took the fingers from the Venus known as Milo? . : il The moth ball on the carpet rofls When shaken from the muff; The gasman banks on higher tolls, Backed by the meter’s bluff. The blushing leaves in piles We find, Blown helter-skelter where the wind — Has caught ’em. And schoolward now on sluggish heels The small boy sadly lingers, The sting of the rattan be feels Upon his resined fingers; While from the press behind the mow The cider gurgles golden, now ‘Tis autumn! Yes, the melancholy days have come—days when, if left to our own de+ vices and thoughts, we might become sad and sorrowful. But there is noth- ing that will cheer one up so well as to ruminate on the troubles of others. You seem so happy by comparison. alongside your wife or sweetheart, thinking how lucky you are to have & dear Ilttle helpmeet, compare your case with that of the famous Hamilton family—Alexander Hamilton’s. It Hamiltons, and if you can spare a little time on Sunday you wil! have an opportunity to learn more of it. As you sit in the parlor these nights is a tragic story, this history of the _Artists have wondered for years how+the famous statue lost its hands, Some, influenced by experience, have insisted that there must have been careleas servant girls even in the days when the great Venus was chiselled from the cold marble. All have agreed that it was a pity so beautiful a piece of work should be broken. Now, however, they need fret no more. A beautiful young woman, a modern Venus if there be one, will show you by photographs exactly how the statue looked before she was smashed. You may not agree with this young lady’s theory, but you will like her pictures. He\might have wed an heiress With a fortune of her own, And a cold, blue-stocking manner . That would nearly freeze a stone, But he knew his business better, So he’ll marry, for his part, A girl who has no money, But a loving, loyal heart. : Some millonaires are so busy thinking of thelr. money that they don't, have much common sense. Others can’t be spoiled even by gold. But it is seldom you'll He has not on! find as brainy a young Croesus as a certain Boston lawyer. ly, not allgwed his fortune to lead him into sybaritic idleness but has devoted himself to athletics to such advantage that he easily holda the world’s all his own and ‘‘disgraced” nounces that he uty and goodness. max, he are her He fell from a ten-story window And hit on an iron fence, A trolley car ran over him And knocked him full of dents; He rode sky-high on a subway blast, But only rubbed his eyes And said, “Now what I need the most Is a little more exercise!” That's the way with some people. it, and go around looking for more trouble. the new Williamsburg Bridge the other day—316 feet! or something to get run over by. Why, he has fallen from places and been hit by things* and—— _ his life! si d championship. He has made the cause of the poor (ograced his, rich friends by so doing. And, to cap the cli- will marry a girl whose only recommendations Is he a foolish youth? ' When they're hurt they don’t know. Like the chap who fell from He was picked up for dead, but is all right again and hunting for another place to fall from Such luck as has followed this man all But we will let you wait till to-morrow to find out all about him. Some think you've got to chain het Or put her in a pen; Some think policemen are a lure, And others grocer-men; Some think you have to hide het clothes, ° t Or else she'll run away. But the way to keep a servant Is the problem of the day! Some people bother their poor heads inventing flying machines. Metae physical problems worry others into the grave. But if the wise men really want tovendear themselves to mankind let them solve the servant-girl prob« lem. Tha’ bothering every one just at present more than the qu whether the north pole is inhabitable or how much the radio-activi radium is in the dark. Brave indeed is the person who presumes to lay ‘a way of solving this mighty problem; for he (or ehe) is sure ae peed of protest. But Mrs. Russell Sage, whose opinions on matter of the ho at least a partli readers. You w' Where are these interesting things referred to to be found? In some great tome by famous man who's long been underground? On carven stone, on parchment scroll, all mystically furled? No; only in the pages of TO-WORROWS usehold are always held in high favor, comes forward wi al.explanation that is sure to find a great many ill do well to listen to what Mrs, Sage has to say. »