The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1902, Page 10

Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 83 to “Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Ofice ) at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. +.NO. 18,004. POLAR EXPLORATION. The current month has seen the return of two polar expeditions. Baldwin's comes back empty-handed ex- ) | cept for the quarrel that seems an inevitable accompani- ment of such voyages, Yesterday the Windward, bear- Ing Lieut. Peary, sailed into the harbor of Sydney and returned its adventurous commander to civilization after four years’ absence. We rejoice at the intrepid explorer’s safe home- coming and are pleased to hear from his own lps that his expedition was “the most successful that has ever tried to find the pole,” and one on which “important scientific discoveries were made." The Lieutenant did not get as near to the pole as we are to Pittshurg—not as near as Abruzzi or Nansen got—but there may bo —_— VOLUME 43...., OF compensatory glory for his American countfymen in the i “Important scientific discoveries,” What these are we, must wait to learn more defin- Itely before we can regard them as Invaluable contribu- tions to the world’s stock of information. The Lieuten- ant says that he discovered Greenland to be an {sland, which is interesting. and that there is no open polar sea, be much more besides, but ice floes furnish a somewhat which no one Iately has very seriously believed. And 9 THE POLICE DEPARTMENT UPHEAVAL. CLARENCE THE COP;— “1M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT'S GITTIN’ TRANSFERRED THE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE. VLL TRANSFER YOu BACK 70 THE KNITTING SCHOOL! YOU NEARLY MADE ME DROP ASTITCH! WeLP! ie ace) Sane woe LL SHAKE, & FEW CHAR WARM- ERS le Or OF THIS, jO1N AS VIEWED BY ARTIST KAHLES, ~ ORIGINATOR OF “CLARENCE THE COP,” THIS BUNCH POOOODHDDIODOGDOCOOOS TIMBER, } A FEW REFIARKS. Just a little riot, Just a little charge ‘Ginst a bunch of p'licemen, P'licemen still at large. Now they're in hot water, Fate is sure but slow. While thelr hopes may still run high All their fears are Low. Two hold-ups in City Hall What an object lesson to Chicago! When Borls ‘sees Gotham town ‘Twill add to his usual zest To know that in filling chic slippers with wine He'll apply “the capacity test." life’ in our o@ TO THE TALL we Vg STEP RIGHT among. the tangible evidences of his discoveries he Witte 2000 UP AND ar) May this be the tidings he carries away " brings with him an Arctic menagerie—musk ox, walrus, ah / ul Uif as A TRANSFI 2 bo iheralain' through © Harcpa'y’ireay polar hare, &c., a bonanza for a Barnum. There may| wil ‘ cow by A courts: Bt 2 K “Gothem chorus girls’ slippers hold barren region of research, Still there is no disposition to discredit the eeaioreval ‘of those who have gone before. ting go all considerations of personal triumph, were to geek only to laze a way for his successors by establish-| } ing a line of stores, caches, bases of supplies, reaching | Well toward the pole some persistent spirit might be énabled by their holp to got there eventually. wil Terror A woman shopper has been ankles broken in a department The cartoonists showed such an w truth comes to the ald of fiction. IMPROPER, PICTURES, * In the course of some editorial remarks last week on the crimson hue of life in the Tenderloin The Evening If each explorer, let-/ ( TRANSFERRED — AGIN!=ME 333382 999¥ST HANDING OUT TRANSFERS. THE MOON! INSPECTOR CROSS? HYPNOTIC EYE 1S BLACKED. 1912 GOODOOOQDOODOOODEOQOODDOSOOSE barely a pint, While those of Chicago hold quarts!” America can truthfully return all the achievement, It was a praiseworthy undertaking, The © search for the pole invites points of comparleon with 8 kind baad ie Duchess of Marlborough the ancient quest of the Holy Grail. When Sir Galahad Tht Hey vez! 4 Fi tel arrives at the destined point it will be in the footsteps} ‘ TRANSFERRED TO g Newsboys are stilt debating as to whether Morgan's donated dollar was lavished in the spirit of a Carnegie library or merely invested to clinch a future Newsboys’ Trust, South America’s revolutions ate be coming as rapid as those of an aute- mobile wheel. And pretty nearly as dangerous to life and limb, Has Devery just confessed where he got it in his statement: "McGuire got his money crooked and I got mine as honest as he did?" Artist Hare says Baldwin was timid lin the arctic expedition, As if the sg| weather they hand out up there wasn't enough to give any man “cold feo World said: ie SEES Even the casual obreryer notices on the newsstands and! 4 AY UPTO DATE. |a ‘The next Ninth District “outing” wit @lsewhere Mlustrated “dramatic” Mterature that would once | Te [JOKES OF OUR OWN.| _Jerunawm soo] SOTEBODIES. What has vecome of that vigilant custodian of the coms A GOOD RBASON. pone eine munity’s mora! suggestiveness this Hterature snelvealiyWani acaeeNTTiae Solomon's “Sealed |BAJNOTTI, PAUL—Itallan Consul- Bpieleaiinis the no vorfaniearllieriday: should say so! Why, she actually Fountain,” seven| General at Liverpool, England, offers It is one of the by-produ n condition of at-|rerisod me for no other reason than Irilen auth cethe| t@ erect, in memory of hia wife, Bar- B: fairs, but on one hears of any attempt to suppress It that {t i be her thirteenth engage: city. The wateris| T¢ Brown BaJnottl, a clock tower to " Yesterday Mr. Comstock, accompanied by one of his|ment for the summer.” conveyed partiy| Cost not less than $30,000, on the campus of Brown University. Park! © agents and two pol!cemen of the Criminal Courts squad, eed through — modern ae 5 " 2 , ‘ . ‘ashy pnely: OUT AND IN. fron pipes, but | DAY, HORACE-of New Haven, Conn.,| Devery thinks, ‘be In the general diree+’ 9 raided the publication of of a flashy and offensive , Y | tion of Washington. q -peFiodl . fort “ie9 1 The Ins and outs of windows now Young Architect—Miss Sweet partly by the old | Owns the complete, bedroom set that >> periodical in West Forty-second street. The raiding ¥ bel 4 ' Are odd beyond all doubt CATEReT Wat Ta CORRUIET Sou aEOUE must thank you for those specime aqueduct known | once belonged to Lord Percy of Revo- ey iff eoyiy/ebe ini Party arrested three employees and removed a wagon-!No sooner are the screens called In | Tinea te sSolomon's Aque- | lutionary fame. Prof. Leo evens 8 oy, Me Be Toad of the “literature” in question. The prisoners aro] Than the weather strip's ¢ Young Lawyor—Certainly, sin 1 duct. DEWEY, JUDGE H. S.—a cousin to tho Somyennentya Imself to the rani charged with circulating obscene literature. ANTES ~ m ready to give ate the 8 pea a i ee of Feel Republican ° — oe si . AN IMPOS enae RUE AI BNAe were fudges that I made myself! | candidate Mayor of Boston, bles for the Philadelphia The raid was a commendable piece of work. School- rut death A | One trem boys fi ime imme: fal hi be L = “He says he rather enjoys talking Caller—Well, n are you Kc KANSAS ANTS, |SPOONER, SENATOR—of Wisconsin,| judge who refused a charter for Chris Etrom time immemorial have boen exposed to the) with people tess clever than himde to pay it? Its the bil) for painting WORKING OVERTIME. A plague of ants| may be regarded by many asa freak.| tlan Scientists should a locomotive or temptation of seeing improper pictures. The open and © your sign. 7 2 ‘js the latest out-| He says he wants no more money| trolley car pass over him. Surely ne flagrant manner in which suggestive {Illustrations are SaaS € !break in Kansag. than he has. hope caa be had for such an unbellever, A PRECAUTION, “ NO WONDER Row displayed before young eyes Is deptorable. It 18} anaiady—What do you do for a lv. A b one of the results of the misuse of the cheap process | ing? work which makes the reproduction of a photograph so] Applicant—I jump from springboards l ©) N Rar ut aquatle exhibitions 5 simple and inexpensive a form of illustration. pacuatie ec ninu ane oitl , O D | « R Ee ° u 4 ti , ear ae pay In advance, then, 1 © to Reginald—Miss Wose, don't you eel Up 100 Per Ce le hrat aMipment) of | Rave any board-jumpin’ ¢ think my Imported Egyptian. elgar- % 3 Ned ye the poor, was re} fo; erday at $10, ac since the strlice fs a prohfpitive before the strike. bomes. ton. the price ash misery {n many ettes are fine Miss Rose—Yes, killing foe ONE CONSOLATION. they are perfectly PUZZLE PICTURE. The mercury Is Koln anne 7 The price of coal stays up Dut still one drop of Joy remains n poverty's grim cup. r, though to vough up ten per ton The physical effects of violent emotion are shown by hysteria and verious forms of insanity in animals as well as Pa | | ANIMAL INSANITY. HIS LAST JOURNEY. rst Citizen—Well, old man Booz- er has, been driven out of town at last THE STRELT CAR SERVICE. Monsratulations are offered the Metropolitan Street | Bess—So you and your flance had a quarrel, did you? F SHE HAD GOOD SENSE. For coal, may not be nic bacheretie cf See —You don’t say! By Ral: 6 s enterprise | Teacher—Henry, where did the ark} Second Citizen—You don't say! By Yes; but we are making up way Corpany for Its enterprise in extending the! phe cold that makes us buy more coal land? the police? Q} A Sloux Clty woman refused the demand of her husband use of electricity on its lines so that now {ft provides| Lets us r n ice. Henry (Chicago boy)—On de Ararat First Citizen: the undertaker. aking up? 8 that she cut off her hair, don man's apparel and beat der Passensers with nine throv routes north and south — street tunnel, ma‘am. —Indlanapolis > Nell—Yes—for lost time, you know, @ way to Seattle with him in a box car. stown lines. The ban!shment of the | 4 horseear wil! soon be accomplished. Those of the new connecting lines h tap the’ North River ferries at F Chrietopher and Cortlandt s are especially satia- KOUchemuialnlanauialruntarscananthav ae factory to the audlic Uncle Sam expec ts every man of them ‘ae Thove congratulations are bestowed as on a successful | to do his duty.” and severe! cre: THE BOWERY GIRL’S DRIVE. Owen Kildare and “The Party” ‘ Take a Peep at Fifth Avenue. BORROWED JOKES. | A SOLITARY EXCEPTION, INCIDENTS IN ANIMAL LAND. A MARTIAL MARCH. HIS PUNISHMENT. reets A HEAVY-WEIGHT. merchant en! ng his store to meet the demands of an| "All except the Customs offletals, of| Listen! fnereaged bu What a public spirit had to do wita Holexpests them tojcotlect tt. ‘They who know least about New York are the born New —Cleveland Plain Dealer, Yorkers: the improvement It is not n nary to discuss here, When human carcoes are to be carricd facilities must be provided, just as for live stock. ‘There 1s no nook or corner in our neighborhood which The Party and me don't know and can find blindfolded; but take us a few blocks away from there and we're like two babes in the woods. “If the Bowery has changed as {t has In the last five years there must be also changes in other parts of the city, and ARE. “Tounderstand he runs his auto very first chauffeur, : replied the other, “He always makes sure to comply with mother Where is the family, father, and daughter, who are about to dine? THE NEW JERSEY TRAGEDY, PAPER COAL. New Jersey provides the news of the day with a gory] the law and toot his horn just before Paper coal 1s a form of lignite found they might be worth looking at,” I thought, ang put the ‘i 1's body in a canal bound with cords} he strikes anybody." — Philadelphia pean Henan Germany ALerits Berut came betorel The Party, ipasesr. oh ares b ni es i 5 : n s Hh eer ) | ally In films as thin as paper. She agreed that there might be something in that, and And welphted town with Iron. The plans for concealing fe ———— last Sunday, after taking carfare out of the top drawer, we started out to see Fifth avenue—to compare its present con- dition with its former one, just if we could tell the one from the other. Instead of the car, we went over to Bleecker street and climbed up on the top of one of those stages. Well, one of these days The Party and me is going to take OUR CORN LANDS. If all the land in the United States planted In corn this year was massed its area would equal the British Isles, Hol- land and Belgium combined. tho evidence of ne were carefully made except for the usual little errs: of judgment on the murderer's part. ‘The body wes into tide water and the ebb Fenled tt. AN EAVESDROPPER, Hook—Here's romething about a fel- low who was killed eavesdropping. Nye esdropplag? Hook—Yes; he fell from a roof. enat re-| Phil If it were not f 3 Sherlock Holmes would} ggeiphia Record 9 ee ay Brea hia- occupation Oman ieiie ala ed akon Y A MATCH TELEGRAPH. |a ride In one of those automobiles, but until then this ride f y q 1d have been the be itt bj May te counted on to them and in them usually EXPECTED FRANKNE @| Pince match A crosswise over mutch | Would have been the beat ever If it had not been spolled by ; Inte n to mo hem usually UNEXPECTED F N 5 ©1 tn such a way that the head of A] one of those people who can never be satisfed until they find Ales the clue to his conviction, “This is a French novel, isn't it? Lb Mrs. Hippo—Did you know I was 2 hes the table, while the other end|® flaw in everything. ‘ - ——aa asked the customer, Monk—Where are you going ¢ Invited to take a trip with Santos- Eel—I haven't seen Tommy Fish palatalah “On the end pointing up the} Right behind us eat two women who knew no more about me “No! sald the bookseller, “It's an|@ in that uniform? Dumont? lately. BY Beis laid, without | Fifth avenue than we did, and they were escorted by a very RE ad SOMER CORBET faults American tmitatlon of one. Uniform Monk—I am going to Italy { Mr, Rabblt—Well, he must want an { Fish—I know you haven't. Ho got | 0nd of a Hoe Mabie, | Wise and brililant young man, ome of the ablest logal talent of Kentucky, a breed-| jrignt, ats merely nasty.” to Jotn the hand-organ brigad anchor pretty bad. pulled In for stealing balt, Senin dad of A can only be lifted by | What « glorious panorama! Coming up the hill which winds up at about Forty-second street, I looked about me and said to The Party: ‘Ain't it a great and proud thing to be a New Yorker and to have a? share in all thi ‘ To which she answered a fervid ‘Yes."" . Just then the brilliant chap was especially wi Pointing here and there, at houses, carriages and people he had a scrap of scandal to tell about each and every one of them, Now {t was a divorce he was reciting, then he SDODBOOEODOO DOD00G000000000 Goocodcg ‘Tribune | TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. Ung ground of inwyers, is onlisted In an effort to deters (imine just how hard the blows should be with which P Mefovern and Younz Corbett will strike each other when they come together in Louisville Monday, Tho e Court, perhaps next to New York's the Tmblest State court in tho nation, begins to-day to sit ertime to determine the delicate questions involved in Place a fourth pressing on match C, Le " tn Advtee. Also, , ond o C " fare- | ar squirrel thi Injunction granted by Judge Field, of Louisville. |, Ph ahaha Gram Tse sac LE Re eee tei LSA Cri aoe haa An rerctinn | ceeuaneen Covenesuatersy, sate knew something about the son of the man who owned that Mudge Field is of the opinion that the fight 1s not to] tn unawer to the reader who asks as| hand. Wil) bird lovers tell me how I] turn JAMES N. G. | In fact, It was a gray squirrel in every Pre ee BBG 90.08 Party anime’ Out ton a iittie pl 4 @ boxins match but ‘a pucilistic contest. He scems| to the treatment of stepmothers, let me|can persuade him to bathe, and also A Golden Opportunity. Teapect except in color, Is not this this trousered gossip Roane to spoil te e neslaens ie Wie oe ol consider that when these young sports get to- CE Te ee eee oe: potaee commecnim aa) bewllt @aly (rom inytolthe naller of aha erentia World: oe eee sa BS eemn venders sulted his lady friends 1t didn't ault mine, and I arose to the hier. what to an ordinary man, the Judge himenit | 8%" ehilaren a aeier the at of hand His name {ts Bot and he ts] 4 golden opportunity, {t seoms to me, mene occasion, 9 ? ¢ cA) having them call me “mother had | 2bout three years old, and we are alllawaits some lve and enterprising No. 5 Whi Jd be a knockout blow 1s to them a love-tap.| ts y °. , : i raatan JAr6 slanting direct/on ion Gyan mie ete umn cron he) ate) Ye) (Ole aie 9 tap. | th call me by my first me Had | very fond of him. baker to establish a much needed Up-| To the Raitor of The Evening World: vi te Salt ; 7 z ve Ia: ‘a fifth, as shown in the| driver that “such obnoxious persons" should not be per it does’a hardy young athlete care for a jolt in the| they been Hie wou have deen ETTA S, ULLERY, |to-late bakery where politeness and] 1 am an American cltizen, but born In Rid easy aE preasing the match lald| mitted to ride, but he waa too small to climb down after, >a friendly minch in the solar plexus? It is as the | {eres es DRE: Reproaclenttartisisile’ Strict business attention would be a8-| Austria. In caso I go there on a visit |qown last with the finger, the pressure] and besides, his lady friends were laughing at him. , ‘a kitten descending on {ts mate in its gombols, Qucrien forsnied hovers. TorineAliae oe’ Wi sured all customers—~poor and ried) can they force me Into thelr army 1t| will go from match to match and lift] The Party promptly called me down for losing my temper, Mai vcigrettauping, upperscuts, tt To the Editor of The Evening World In anawer to * who abel tune HB. lla understood that 1 heve my cltizen-}the head of A from the table, and then got Ittle closer and said: “Now we can enjoy the ; ping, upper-cuts, these are but| 1 have a canary of which I am very | nounces 4iovesmaking. in ipublie,” 2 Black Squirrel in Park. ship papers with me. L. B. If you place a small glass on the| Sshts without having to listen to the hidden sorrows of the "ig Exercise such as the boys need to keep them-| fond. He 1# a beautiful singer and in| would cay a few words which I hope | To the Editor of The Evening World: No. head of A on one end of the table and] People. I guess we all got troubles, but it is best not to stick x hysics! condition. As the home of spor: cxengny ners end candi ter him) wilt meet this critic’a attention. Does | In Central Parts Inst Sunday I saw | To the Eattor of The Hrening World let the telegraph go clear across the Sous eee tee ae of other persons, Anyway, yoy, )sustaing Judge Field, will scem no) Uatly a m a clean cage each | she or docs she not know that the chie’|among the many gray squirrels that| Is any Influence neecad to enter any| table you can move the glass or some- hast; 2 i a oc \dasie to bo} aay. L algo put a bath tn his cue each} joys a human heart has Je when its|so1m over the mwng, there a black |of the classes In Cooper Union? times Knock 18 over by pressing the lant. And then I didn't count the call down. pauls ! Cay, but he utterly refuses to bathe. | memory dwells on such svcet recollec- squirrel, Now, recular black squirrels n match a Mt “ ms ae