The evening world. Newspaper, August 13, 1902, Page 8

=" Se tenet enema ec ARMOR EE RE Published by the Press Publishing Company, No. 8 to @ Park Row, New York. Entered at the Post-Omce at New York as Seoond-Class Mail Matter. VOLUME 48........506- 6 «NO. 14,967. THE “L” ROAD SETTLEMENT. The questions at issue between the Manhattan “L” road and its employees have been settled in a manner satisfactory to both sides and equally creditable to both | sides, The men get all their reasonable demands, More gyno! Che Funny Side of Life. the employ of a corporation which {6 ready to listen to) % reasonable complaints and to meet its men in a fair and)? JOKES OF OUR OWN BOTH ON THE TRAIL friendly spirit. The company gets the benefit of a con-|« 5 tinuance of those satisfactory relations which have been maintained for the past seventeen years, It Is better treated by its men than It is by {ts kindred corporations in the Coal Trust. Great credit is due to Mr. Gould and to his manager, Mr, Skitt, and to Mr. Youngson, of the Locomotive En- gineere, for the example they have set to others In this ecttlement. In settling any controversy—in settling a| ( ie GOULD GAN SNOW strike, or, better still, in preventing a strike—one of the}? ghes such an undecided sort of girl most potent agencies is that both sides shall be free OTe ort that never seems able to say from rancor and greed and animated by a spirit of con- Oia cillation. The example of the “L” road management |s ‘Well you propose to her, my boy, and easter vsratnicn dnd ainollbtlin velar (Slthe initikUon vate sent cates ms crime mien a G aenty.” the haughty and unapproachable barons of the Coal! « —-=-- o _A MIND READER, Trust. $ “Your wife writes such a queer hand, I wonder you're able to decipher it." “I don’t try to. When she writes to me from the Catskilis I either send her © money, or else I'm too broke to send @it, and she never suspects the letters Saren't read.” ODpITY CORNER: | ? eee HORSE ACOUER! LI HUNG CHANG’S FUNERAL. A horse power I» the force required to Uft a dead welght of 33,090 pounds one foot a minute. To tnd the horze power of h ongine multiply the? aren of the piston In Inches THE RURAL MILLENNIUM, Tho heart of the aclentist Is glad Bince at last he can send a wireless “wire,"" But Suburbanites’ heartstrings will fut- ter like mad Wien they can walk home through mireless mire tim Wooo RVFF THE BoY Multiply the prod uct by the travel of the piston In feet per minute and divide that product by 33,000, If an engine is rated at 7-norse power it will raise 33,000 pounds one foot 73 times in one minute. The Perils of Golf.—Golf has exercised such fascination over a prominent naval officer in Washington that he has been sent to sea. The game fs insidious tn its attacks, but it sometimes undermines the strongest constitution CHEN IN CHINATOWN, Prince Chen might have thought himeelf at home when he went through Chinatown yesterday. Except} « for the tenement-houses there and the fire-escapes he | EARD LUCK, While thelr pus pils are holida making from May AN EXPERT. “King Edward must be a famous Dilliard player.” “What makes you think 07" could fancy himself in Peking or Canton, The green] «wny, one is always reading reter- dragons were just as flaring, the bird's-nest pudding and}. ences to the King’s ‘English 1 to Sept. 1 many shark's fing just as succulent and the firecrackers, which | a Conny AL Gay were set off in “mandarin” bunches of 10,000 each as| BORROWED JoKeEs. ; tae eee oer: befitted his rank, just as noisy. About him was as rep- —_—— 3] matt take sit resentative a crowd of subjects of the Son of Heaven as |: NOMENCLATURE: @| tlons In the hotels he could have found in the Celestial Empire. ‘They are| “The new Chinose Minister's name Is CG posuH TALfon Bax walters or por- Hving among us foreign devils aa they Lived at home,|@ Vank Tung. Maybe there is something ~ in a name after all.” THE TRAPPER their character unchanged. Yet none of us 1s losing “Yea; sounds as though he might be pie ele HINDUS. sleep over any fear of the “yellow peril.” related to the Dam-Li family." 0 "HAAN I THANK Aliens @CoBInG Almost any foreign potentate who visits us is made |‘ —Toledo Bee T HEAR FEETSTERS’ ais clive, 4 caaFey. to feel that he is among his friends and fellow-citizens, | + _— and rear families « PROPHETIC WORDS. ae Bae WS WASar which rarely ex- ceeds half a dol- lar of our money a week, They never cut meat donecd hardly so large are the foreign colonies in cosmopolitan New| 4 York. There is a Dresden in the Avenue A region, a War- saw around Norfolk street, a Naples in Mulberry street. Roosevelt street is a Piraous to a contracted Athens. / Jimgon—1 predicted that some day ®Dedbeeto would wind up at the end of Jester—By Jove, you're rigat! Only yesterday J saw him coiling up a clothes- A traveller home from a European trip could explore) some sections of the east side to his great advantage. | @line for his wife In his own backyard ae ¢ —Ohlo Btate Journal, anyxclathing, Li Hung Chang's funeral took place seven months after his death. The body ; she | 5 carried ten miles, ‘The funeral procession was a mile long and 9 gorgeous A Dangerous Power.—Cl Ja proud of a typical Chi- yee Carel for Denweres bike pes -Chicteo as ete Melee 78 $ Ee on“ FOR LIKE, % ENGLISH. spectacle. At the head of the procession were bearers carrying boards on which Sewer lor nien aye compelled tin to lky idniravolverdown, | arecnitene cetenne ait aaah agai = 7, - Wy English 1s more | Were his titles, Next came silk flags and umbrellas, yellow chairs, the household : 2 emporn DEN AaS Y Blana more taking | Servants dressed in white (Chinese mourning) bearing presents received by Li / the place of [during lifetime, while chalrs, a green sedan chair, two rideriess horses, forelgn- turn his pockets inside out and fi this hypnotic power strikes the Ind; in terror. Just how |? ance that his order was promptly forth- husband 19 not told. | @oming and even more promptly vaien. © “Here, here!” yelled the caghler at his drilled soldiers dressed in yellow, a bugle band, a great many mandarins, and Buddhist and Taoist priests playing flutes and other instruments. Next came ‘ - 2 " ve me OUR FOUR-BILLION-BUSHEL CROP. cerning form, ‘this coin you gave me court elreles come lanners as wide as the road, with four poles to each, followed by chairs Once more Prosperity with a large P ts spelled in the} uNejthor was your meal,” floated back Bl ezarina speaks | and tables on which were different kinds of food and fruit, and mock gold and annual crop estimate for 1902. Corn, wheat, oats and] jon the breeze as he faded from view | Engitsh constant- | sflver sycee. The son of the deceased dressed in sackcloth came next, and then other cereals break the record; hay, potatoes, sweet po- ly, and the Czar, | the catafalque borne by sixty bearers dressed in green with spots and curious tatoes, rice, apples and t to es to ex- | hats, followed by soldiers gayly dressed creat number of friends in white UK . followe sold wayly , and a great n . » appl nd other exportable agricultural | 6442¢04¢00006404 ' French. gunge of Russ ‘Tom Platt, the Terror of the Trail, assumes a sleuthful attitude; While Tiny Tim, the Wood Rough, is ~king every Platt-itude, press himself in | sedan chairs brought up the end of the procession. ‘Nhe interment was at Anhuc, he same tongue, | where Li was born. products share in the favorable conditions of the year.) rs > The prophets who predicted that the country could not| * et | UF corral poor Tim In a cag Gubernatorial? ical have elght good years in succession have been disproved. i SOMEBODIES. H Hpipull Pominyé leg for atid omen Renmtorialy CROWN RUBIES. | CARICATURE CHAIRS. One of the rubies in King Edward's | sent to The American farmer will pay off his mortgage, buy crown, valued at $50,000, was ap fOLLAND, DR, J. Mi—who was In A FAIR OFFER. HE SCORED, THE ONLY WAY. pianos and lace curtains and road wagons and send his|! ; See ee ete at pe PRATRG, (0 ey lonoleras Cran) = | Edward, the Black Prince, from the boys and girls to college. But he is not the only one to! dfantia, believes cholera can be iy are } [asing of c Thie jewel subsequent profit by the bounty of nature. Great crops mean great] checked by a new method of subcu- 5 Seer 3 f | 1y shone in the crown of Cha . AL earnings for tho railroads, great activity in eteel and fron| taneous salt Injeotton, | though wrenched from the srasp of and all manufactures and in every department of trade] KAISHR WILHELM—isx said to have ¢| Col, Blood in his abortive attempt to and commerce. They give eteady employment to lavor| auarreiled with his son, the Crown ¢ | steal the crown It sas lost for days Prince, over the latter's alleged de- * land was found by an old woman, a at good wages, bring in an Increasing tlde of Immigra-| airg to reciounce all clatin to the | ? | crossing sweeper says the London tion, strengthen the country’s world position as a world] throne. A woman ja supposed to be ¢ | Tater. By the way, Holland once had granary, build up our great cities, add to the value of] the cause of the young man’s odd «| a successful ra made upon its regal property and the security of capital and income, de-] ‘4** {| diadem, worth $%:9,0%0, In 1829, the thief velop our shipping and export trade, furnish the re-|UEO XIE —has recently permitted the 1] hens Polarl, an ital: ho. menace sources of art, I!terature and cultivation and of all the}| Publication of a volume of his own No, ee) secongeps melt Wi ceaa % yerse Some of the poems in It valay. Paint . years ts 0 c higher requirements of civilization, and they ought to] were written as early as 182. feamipan (@AtTHRUS @ Jewels we ; n the 2 loulprit’ was betra a companion ered from America d the gems re and elsewhere. ee INTRODUCED RUBBER. ‘The first accurate Information eel In the rathskellar of the Pomfret Club at Baston, Pa. are ing the wonderful rubber plum was | chairs the backs of which are carved in “guy’ caricatures furnished by La Condamine. ¢ nch| of members who bear some resemblance to noted characters sckntist, who was sent in 17% by tho|in history, fiction or mythology. The three chairs pictured Government of France to measure an| will give an iden of the caricature chairs. Ex-Mayor Grace r Quito, This| and Jacob Hess, of this city, are members of the Pomfret i insure a cheap and bounteous food supply to the people,| soopy, sucRETARY—1s vexed over if only the trusts could be got out of the way. Ree Cason (alge aoum car (nl eecld There is much cause of rejoicing in a good crop re-} penses of the friends who he had in- port. Vited to the naval manoeuvres. H oe says he himself suggested paying for them. Aldermanic Learning.—Acting Mayor Fornes quoted Con- fucius to Prince Chen yesterday in a way to impreas the [SIMPSON. DR. A: B of New York, distinguished visitor with the profundity of Aldermanic] "#sed $0.00 for foreiga missions at learning. How long has the Acting Mayor been familiar | Old Orchard Beach last Sunday, of the meridian which $1,000 each was given by eleven with the sayings of the Chinese philosopher? . ee persons. _ yee hoy, won't you give up that brought him to the heart of the rubber) qyyp a dirty clear stump? growing co do imuch valuable ine i THE UNSOLVED PROBLEM, A WHITE QUAIL. SU 'Nolm: but (t you've got any real ee eau thus obtained, | na Bre cen taioee asmenuids aicd Gaichane A rayne, oF Wienta, ican, re{ 2 Rood chowln' terbacker about yer t — | THE NEWEST AIRSHIP A 4 S don’ Minhtannon ey TS q , remarkable for what 1s not in it, It tells us all about Zoological Gar- | 2 dot mind awappliy GAN’S everything else except relieving t! isgi - Louis a pure white quail! % °S 6 a a R B p 1g the disgraceful an.t dan beanies pate. Wa : POOR PLAYER, I7’S ALL J. P MOR gerous Brooklyn Bridge crush. On this point the ve satile Commissioner is silent. We are where we were |», before the reform administration came in—if anything, a| albino. trifle worse off, since population steadily increases and there are more of us to join in the dally life struggle at Never mind that Watt and Vi get out the ple the « 00 quails not m inion that ¢ than 1 came to a mili by the river side, A haif a mile long nearly as wide, With a forest of stacks and an army of men, Tolling at furnace and shovel and pen. “What a most magnificent plant!" I erled; And a man with a smudge on hia face repitedt a ming a AND THEY SMILED. s | ‘Vallun—Say, old man, you haye een through the ordes! of propos ter—Nuttin’ but a Winat doos a fellow do after h antin portrait fur ys the question? M beauties ‘of de nighbors " " ay, he quertions pop! the terminal. Inasmuch as the population Js going to| | THE FALTERER, go on increasing the crush 1s inevitably destined to be-| | i!e wondered at the Joy that passed “It's Morgan's.” { B come more disgraceful and more dangerous. Is there him by : no relief? Is Jt impossible to remedy the situation? And: wondered’ shat: he-isaked: tp [entered a train and rode all day. ib Aah ~ si knew not w On a yer hand a right of way ] BP A Prophet Without Honor.—Some explanation sho He m ruptured look of him Which re: 1 tis arms all over the land, | p should .be forthcoming {rom the Hackensack weather prophet who p who knelt , ‘ In a system too lnrge to ui predicted seven or eight days more of rain for New York | | 47 Bome sweet Influence je dimly} | — "A splendid prospect, this? new ! before tho return of fine weather teit 113 And a man with a plate on hia hint replied: |, ane: Saw Britta _DAVieRble! alleen x ane ace ‘The while he pondered If to run the! | + Mie runteaita dl ad st mUCO! series of evolu pA a epee ll pa : : Morgan's: tons the other afternoon at the Cry; AN “EWVANOELINE” GIRL He heard the plaudits, suw the vtec 4 : " Clann leelin CAAngE Palace, London. It proceeded “ oe 7 ‘ 5 : sailed on a great ship nd. true, polo ground with 1ts propelle! Florodora” has beca looked upon as the ost mat- ‘ lil tocol Saiiaeresytanatsnl Lbaat Rear From pennant to keel, from cabin to crew, Haaeiteaetrarn Pl) i rimonial (f mupieal extrovaganzas because of its aum-| | He * ore w roadway, still une | Ay pant? OY SAE STRELA And the shi» was one of the monster fect, nuit, took his little berless graduates from the “double sextet into do-| | sstigit tame be th Ree | Joover Nile-8hould say yes! Wh: . Mercy me, Hog 1 the rt Mickey, its a A Sica clans D8 2: can le Aone pe OPE peat ee Se Might fame be there And won: | my ny Claney=Merey me opus, where cut feelin w dut 4 TETRA s ‘erte ) feet mestic bl{ss with millionaire partners. But there were eee @ (ve got to carry the leading iady up {you goin’ with that roll e’ Wille? oat spell ane anit: antennae DNL es Hosa) arett sue LS Soe! ; 1Sthree Mghts of ata pre ? peta er o' myself anyw'eros, \ And a man with legs akimbo replies i Agamemnons before Troy, and there was “ niga! Ricken maratecnll F stairs In the xecond $ — Hogan--Down to pay off mi Man UGARH intaetcRe oeUnalt aan pa Sin nf “Sta Morgan's.” | before “Florodora.”” The lady who is suing Eliot §.|g——————- Se bea nome pay roll—-tee? : HTD OHGS ¢ : I dwelt in a nation filled with pride | Shepard, a Vanderbilt grandson, for divorce was an! ——————— _ SE aEIEeEEneRGie ~ = ki “Evangeline” chorus girl, and her suit recalls the oper- = . = Her people were many, her land number Mrs, Shepard was in the long ling of those who | ‘ . “What a grand old country it ts!" £ orled And a may with his ohest In the air replied: “Handsome Idiotn.! {estimate in 11 days, 20 hours, 5 B11 min dno play makes factory hands, Your men are fine built stepped from the stage to the altar in “Loved } ‘an-| geline" 18 not known. The procession began in the late} "(Ritter ot the Burning Wort utes 1 eabsttated an follows wre Going wo a wyiMqas) partly fe nl shirt seventies and had not ended when she married M { those handsonio Idiote wlio so freely | 820 feet to the mile Placing people anyhow, and if a boy| waists. It di * hore im Bhepard in 1897. : 0 Mr. }write to your paper, concerning thelr) two apart, there would by : ie studies without) (hey would 1 1 went to heaven, The farper y pard in A beauty, would only (ake thelr time they | *0n8 in a mile Walking at the f a iatiniliEea santa | You have a select town, vowered high and wide. and the ¢ There are households in a hundred American cities—|¥uld soon find the puppy show at) Sur miles per hour, 10,600 persons world | a wrook | riteratt of the world. fhone bright beyond, Mut a Boston, New York, Chicago, Milwaukeo, Pi hand and save thoi » trou! pase agiven point inene hour, If 10,600 c prey Was over the gato, vie, ‘“‘Vrivate ie 77 o ea, roy’ en ot fe Yew o J eh ara taal ands habcien by tap on Adence.| put sf they are dm, y will fine | paax in 1s, ,09,00 would pars in, Mee Shot F wy {The kveniwe World “Why, what is the meaning of th 0 i” i, y the presence of cages in th * 2M hours, minutes, or Mb daya, av) 7? tor The Hvealng AVoris . J like fo enter a protest againat And a raint with a livery on >) ap “Evangeline” girl, and several in England, “Bach they can hours, 6 Gott Irene J, Sakan, from Evanston, ih, unt Ryntem of motive power "It's Morgan’ | Mithesome bird in song there beard,” or most of them, (Ward's Island) and also k THIELING. jee vue avy, BAO BAYS OUT n Jon the Thirty-furth street cross Hs Wt least, found a mate, who was not always u miliion.| 7” *) emnention 4 Give the Boy « Oh Ree se Ob: B a GAPS Bs town line. The noxious fumes of the 1 went to the only place feft, ‘I'l take A drop of boer under a microscope The Length of Time, Neithe Kaitar of The Kvanink aaris' and th tape ‘i volle used In charging the battertes A chance on the boat on the brimnione lake, oor d there In a vast diftere nj arising when the car ts in motion and, Or perhaps I may be allowed to sit ALL TCETOTALLERS, my ‘but was usually a good fellow, The sum of mas- iP 1) the HAltor of The Bveving World When I saw rida ° y 3 | i pe, pappineee was largely increased by it, “Floro-| 1 notice the inquiry of your Snetas | Warla Ru Lv ay ne Ne Hes bane York and Rvanason You failed to] pervading the whole car seem to me a On the griddled floor of the bottomless pit." All the employee of the Barnum & whe ‘warded the good work, What Is there ap the) #pondent as to the longbh of time it|ious that he could not convince hie | cago, ts adorned. with : dousle a : een athe Board ot Health abou Ee By yaa ene mtr enter Pe ah sce 1 a ble row of| pasacnge Cried out as he forked me off the place ave (ota) aostalnera, to whieh fact 4a at- The Board of Health shoul take this matter more fully Into sail eration and compel the company to Ins troduce another ‘eteen. HENRY STARR, tributed the qullitury-lke precision with which the great organization ta and the small perceatage et rial 'sleove this season as a suce * ‘ould take the population of the Ct successor? There} "Py" as Aho eey ‘4 ae ne Shy as aes axe sysaine a yk in &| shade trees on either side of the mtreet, F would not harm him I was|and the femalv portion of your place men waiting their turn for avoth y wih ” er chance, | point, way Cily Hal, in single fle, My) vec sameh aurprieed, There a a say-L toes not molude many hard-working (has i f Tt’ Morgan Edmund Vance Cooke, in Cleveland Plain Dealer, Fi