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o, ne & by the Press Publishing Company, No. 53 to Row, New York. Hntered at the Post-Omce fl “At New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. OLUME 42 ..NO. 14,896. IN DARKER NEW YORK. ereeesooececece } Nor mist, but the genuine soft coal smoke, hithert ind, most conspicuously from the harbor traffic an “LL” road engines; it was blown up and own th ity in the nose and throat and eyes, acrid, pew lait and all white raiment. taste of It is enough. To think of it as permanen be a calamity more appalling than a permanen' ithertotdone little or nothing to mar. that they have done nottting illegal. OPEN’ SCHOOLS ON SUNDAY. first physical effects of the coal strike in Greater | “York were manifost yesterday, and they were not! basant. The obscuration which hung over the city and) harbor and shut off the view was neither cloud, nor | ikniown to New Yorkers. It came from above and all especially the narrow downtown gtreets; It was quitows, pervasive. insistent, entering every open)? In « or and window, depositing itself with smutty Impar- lality.on every surface, leaving nothing untouched and ing nothing that it did not defile. It attacked hu-/ ¢ ating and irritating, and made its mark on collars and jerome. New York has been highly favored by) n\meny ways, but in no way more than in the al'oleanness it has enjoyed, and which man has te Run—From New Orleans comes the startling news that fdur/of the managers of the Beef Trust firms have fled with their books and records to escape the Unitod States Miarshal, and that three of them are on their way, ? jt for use on al) warships.” to M to get safely beyond the jurisdiction of the ‘United ‘Yet the Beef Trust firms ask us to belleve “The schooll-house is the legitimate club-house of | % children of\the poor and their parents,” says Dr. & Friend (from the city)—Why don’t you Ohe JOKES OF OUROWN KNIGHTS. oO d e THE UP-T0-DA1 $ of old when kn Full many fell { But wars now wa Twixt ‘Skeeter iy fight flercer rago aburbaknight DARWINISM IN 41t44 1. ©, What a monkey you make of your- self!” sneered Mra. Ape to her husband. “Perhaps so, my dear,’ he retorted, \Let' us hope that it 1s not to be with us long. A| put one of these daya nome dencendant t| Gof mine will make a man of hinmself.” $ it “What aort of board do you get your eating place?" “Fine, Good enough to make wood alcohol out of.” SPA FIGHTING TERM. > “How do you like this hash, Mr. Hall- room?" “My dear landlady, it 1s great. I won- der the Navy Department doesn't buy Tammany or an indefinite series of speeches ia! Mi ®. 2 “To str “No. To ‘repel boamers. BORROWED JOKEs. SOUND PHILOSOPHY, then the saflors in battle?” ix Adler, President of the Pthical Culture Society. |< move away from this dead little town he solution of \all our civic problems, including the | ole battle with the slums, ilies with the public ols. Throw them open on Sunday and let the peo- side investigatons. _ To give the poor'man another Sunday club fs to him away from\ the club which has heretofore 4 all his patronage—-the saloon. He has gone there Hor recreation because\as between it and his tenement “quarters there was no place else to go. His children me have not had\ even that refuge. They have into the streets for} amusement and found there |“ She—Sometimes I think you don’t love the kind which boys find+when they micet for diversion With no definite object in view or legitimate means at hand. And a few years of this street association has nt many a youth to the ‘bad whom a little restraint it a critical period in the’ formation of habits would we started right. To! give the people of the poor a comfortable place of assembly on Sunday, with lectures, good music, the of the gymnasium and a little of that definite ense of proprietorship and of membership in soclety hich comes from frequenting a resort of the club ‘Kind {s to do a great deal for the redemption of sordtd ives. What The World advocates and Mr. Riis and | 4.6644900O006069000-0000006 Dr. Adler approve cannot be wrong; the surprising ture of it is the lateness of the day in a great city’s lopment when it is proposed to give the people Just dues in this particular, AS REGARDS TEAM WORK. » Among Mr. Jerome's further contributions to the gayety of the moment was one yesterday regarding the idvantage of “team work” by the administration. “We jught to organize and work together as a football team does,” said he “our sole object being to get the ball w the goal.” The metaphor Is a favorite one with] Novnees | funday-school teachers in counselling their young To buck the enemy's centre with the resist- rush of the flying wedge! How superior in results fo the desultory work of the individual player! The ht of Mr. Jerome's authority in using it renews the ‘Bpiness of the well-worn simile, ’ Especially as the District-Attorney may be likened © a halfback who got the ball, started off with a yell to @ record run and 1s now prostrate, with the other side piled upon him and yet refuses to yleld up the STRANOCH, MRS, J sin. He lies there giving his captain back talk like] Princeton The: college Thersites, but just what he is doing to help the play along is difficult to discover, Mr, Jerome should get into the game, line up with the other players ad watch the captain for signals. No one man is al- “it” on the gridiron, not even the customary star former, OLD JOBS AND NEW, Tt is safe to say that the story told by John C, heehan about the contracts for Metropolitan Street llway reconstruction and the profits shared by ; feMalion and Croker will not be contradicted by any meof the parties in interest. There wag “money in it” for everybody, and the franchises for the change of hotive power were cheaply bought by giving a job of construction to a firm of political contractors, even though a great deal of the werk had to be done over rain, The incident {s worth bearing in mind just now, hen an Aldermanic hearing js to be given to the at- pt to grab the Macomb's Dam Bridge for street way purposes. The applicants for the franchise well afford to give a good fat construction con- to any firm or boss with pull enough to get the ch for them—and that would not be bribery. THE SUMMER GIRI splendid your women are, says the de Rochambeau. This enthusiastic eucomium d on the American girl as inspected by the On ber tour just ending. It is her judgment A fair American seen in the chrysalls between- pa state Just preceding the period of emergence into Wl feminine effulgence of the summer girl, If could only haye watted a few weeks! wo of spacious plazzas, in the indolent We bave to show the foreign guest. A @ thousend bills proclaim her presence fle in,” says Mr. Jacob Riis, most intelligent of all ® by the aide of the loud-sounding wea, in the se B hammocks, in mountains or woods or beach, wherever visible whe will be the} ni 1 tly and a joy forever to the fortunate d to join the train of her admirers, ‘hy and get among peop % Vilage Magnate—Hecause I amount to something here. It is better to be @ live man In a dead town than a dead man in a ive town.—Chicago Tribune. r g — »§ WHERE SHE WORE IT. Dor oourweliis (eonduotor nevarenew @why whe giggled when he remarked: > “Careful, miss; always get off a car with your in front."’—Baltimore GRATEFUL GLANCE. © me any more He (reproachfully)—How could I love Ps THE QUICK CHANGE, Political Boss (dictating to steno- 2 erapher)—Where did I leave off before 1 went to lunch? > Btenographer—This detestable parasite should be retired Into merited oblivion. Boss—Er, strike that out and begin ®agnin. I have met the gentleman since I dictated tht last paragraph, -vhich 4 ie ee te read: is toning down This estimable anc should by all means we. f SOMEBODIES. i AIRLID, EARL OF—WiI!l be the young- est peer, It 1s said, at the coronation, He ts nine years old. BLIOT, C, W.—Has just celebrated his thirty-thintd anniversary a3 President of Harvard, He did not renounce the office even for the temporary honor of being a mayor KNOX, ROPR ATIVE — An- | retire from pol- {Mes at the end of his present term in Congress. MIRCHI 1.301 PROF.—Of the University idth of a| 1 find $t adth of LADY—Will, with her Qaughters, remain at the Brit he bassy in Washington until he: - band's body is placed on the warship that is to carry: it to England Has ary a moa) of the New Testamont s which ie a facsimile of the i presented to the Dowager B » China. @ THEY GOT TWISTED, 4 Lom Ribblesdale gave a recent debate | in the Lords a + . tempting to qu 3 fey mountains through the first 1 mad and failed altoget Hut he is not t man whom the hymn has tripped up, One famou' personage fell over the first line “Brom Iceland's greasy mountains,” he “fy and got no further ee THE OTHER MAN. I laughed at one who yesterdey Had done a foolish thing; my heart Was glad because he hung his he is chi © red, ecause he played a clownlsh part x with # His foolish error made mo smile, sks were Mght through all day; Hin shame brought gladness to my heart For once I played a foolish part In just the si way ¢ poor thoughtless Chicago Iecord-Herald einingly ditioult task. Win th on his cout Cat Jook at me! Tam i1!! whould oure him 0 & Which In the # a To the Kdilor of The Kvoning World madd, whe conquers, A tow fiimey yards of| 'hmne mem of Ah iirooklyn Mush _& spool or two of thread and presto! | Behvo! have 1 erkiiont etudy ot | and enki more physical charms than | 6900's “Ivaruoe,"” The mudenis cannot | Med t by sono oF Porelan 2 1. If the| SEPM 86 10 the hervine, Leos | . ieee Pt ea Yi comente PREPARING FOR THEIR WICTIMS. JS id nny BoD 1 BOULUERSE).. COR COBS ~ coe AND TRINKS ur A TRY, EXCUSES FOR CHARGING *| Uncle Rube and Aunt Sahary, In the mountains cool and airy, Are hustling ‘round to heat the band and shricking shrill-voiced orders; While he’s hiding the spring chickens, she the cr And between them life will be one grand sw im With flour thickens; et song to summer boarders, MUNCHAUSEN TELLS ANEMONE ABOUT HIS MOTOR. “Fog! My dear boy," said the Baron; ‘the last tine I was fogged I couldn't see the car in front of me; so I crawled a few yards, and as It was impossible to proceed, It a and simply sat down and —-Whieh ft did, with startling rapidity. Believe me, I had halted on the absolute prink of a Another sixteenth of an inch, an@ your poor Baron would no longer have been able to relate to you ited for the fog to his very marvellous adventures,'—From the King. RURAL DISTRICT, Haht Guess t yew expected ter ketch, was Visitor—Be you the exchange ed- Yes; what ts it? Visitor—Well, are change three months’ wuth of sub- seription for two bushels of the fin- « est turnips in this county? $ I beg leave ter Inform yes. HIS SERVICE, a1 willin’ to ex- pulpits with Dr. if you'll take my AT THE MUSICALE, ite the most spent a whol J stripes durin’ the Miss Oldun (winging)—"Tf T were a bird to heaven I'd fly.” He (to himself—It you did they'd shoot you the first time they heard P| farities in ware ou happen to nd wasn 7 her. » And it wasn't any le, either, 200044004044 the fighting on the TIMELY LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE. Sugmenta Joke for Mresh Youth. | ever, throw over ash cans 8N4/ povets of garnets of the city “little loafers," I haven't the mat doubt ho is expressing the /break windows, and so they continue] encased in lead. ents of a magority of the people le ta not mischief, which prompts for it ta cumon to go from bad to worse. ro iu plonty of law to protect young | served many an To Ue Kaltor of The Ivening World | shot 1 soo that a young | 4 to play! ine tom @ Joke on @ fresh tor where whe works, whic owa | heroin it all, Allow ne to ti mit Objects to Below an Old Mala? To the Kdltor w fining the pat » Juvenile offenders who ar nd too young to be punish not too young to dlsturh the 5» AT. authorily propose & to endanger the lives of oi While riding in Juy 1 saw the eonductor Fr hurt in the head by a/ one of a Kroup of) Uberately aiming t admit that she is a car| conside Query for Bookk of The Kvening World me bookkeeper kindly let me Y'know if it Is customary for a person book to ynce u pit] roine t nN th likew to be called old whether | slungshot 1 a ao unmare boys who were the conductors as the cars paawed were jubilant at thelr suce this one, and seemed to know that it was impossible for bim to leave bis oar te catch them. And if he had what re- Brann calle the bore | Gree would have Yoon bie? wife or widow ried Wonian, ¢ poctation ‘of boing married, | own ke UniAr= A, M. Nelo OF apinn oe i. ‘The Vicious mall Boy, nove character many of us ‘Te the MAiler of The Wrening World: Platt's head, ‘The solution of this puzzle will be published ‘These sections, cut out and correctly pieced together, will form a silhouette of Senator “Tem to-morrow. — :|WHY HE WORE IT. A White Waistcoat Is Sometimes a Boon. “T met our dear friend Baskin coming to see you the other evening,” said I, casually. Dotty was trif_ing with the plano, Without turnt > | replied: “Yes, he sald he was unfortunately delaye: ”| It always Irritated me to have any one—particularly Dotty —make such remarks, so I observed: “I noticed that he wore »|a white waistcoat.” $ is remarkable about his wearing one?’ asked Dotty. one thing, he always spoke of white waistcoats ithe proper wear for barkeepers and regarded them wi scorn.” she How should T know? He doesn’t consult me about how he shall dress,” said Dotty guardedly, for the advice of a very wise perso: “You advised him”— “To get a white one, yes." Why?" “Partly for your sake, partly his own. Mostly yours."’ “Thank you!" very sarcastically. “And how did I haye anything to do with It? “How, indeed!’ I exclaimed, ‘You remember he was here a week ago Saturday night.” “How do you know?” “Stayed pretty late, too."” “Not so awfully, About 10—or 11." “Well, he must have been pretty long on the way, thon, for he landed up at Artie’s studfo—saw the light and dropped in on his way home, and it was after 12 then." “Well?” “When he came In we all gave him the boisterous merri- »|ment because the front of his black walstcoat was all » | whitened""— “He never erled Dotty, and then her cheeks were suf- @ |tused with blushes delightful to see. Dotty ts not easily em- barrassed, but when she is! “Certainly,” I assured her. "I can understand perfectly. And that’s why as a friend—T advised Baskin. He sald he'd dust on his bosom." “There! I knew he'd''— “Think one up? It didn't take him more than a minute, but It wasn’t any too quick." “Of course that was the explanation. I can't think of anything else,” sald she. “That,” sald I gravely, ‘1s the only possible explanation.” Dotty came over and sat down opposite me. Her color had receded enough to make her look just right. “Do you—play billiards?" she continued earnestly. “I thought I might play a game or two to-night after leaving at 10-or 11," I admitted. »| Dotty looked at me through downcast lashes. Then *he smiled “Why don't you wear a white walstcoat yourself?’ she murmured, “T do!’ I cried, triumphantly throwing open my coat— “It shows,” I replied, slowly, “that he had great respect | dropped Into a billiard emporium on his way and got chalk | fase at himself bouquets of flowers SOME MAXIMS. You can't well play “hookey” from the echool of experience. Many @ man wuo ts going about try ing to be a wolf is only a coyote. In the days of our callow youth we ‘have more Ideals than ideas, says the Balttmore World, If most of us were welghed we would be found wanting—the earth, Figures won't le—unless the clreules tion manager monkeys with them. JAP FISHING BOAT. Japanese fishermen use this sort of @ boat, which ts strangely reminiscent ef the Noah's: Arks of our Infancy. THE BORE, I always dread his visits; he Pia | Is what you'd call an awful bore. He talks, of co that's why, you see I'm sore, He 1s not stupid in some ways. He's well informed, I have to owmy But, giving him just so much praise, I groan. He knows all sorts of things, no dowtt, But when you put him to the touch He really does not talk about ‘Them much. But he will talk for hours and hours About himself in quite a glow, He'll throw. is own opinions, lax or stri His feelings and his point of view Remorseleasly he will inflet On you. ‘I won'ts,” “I ams,” “Dm “T thinks,” just make my choler cise, T hate a man who never dots . His “i's.” Monotonously from his belf- Ry ring always the same old chfmem I like to talk about myself Sometimes. ’| Chicago News. —Chicago News. ‘FOREST LAND. HE WALKS ©] Of the 34,864,565.8 hectares — (86,151,- 083.8 acres) of land in Prussia 8,270,- 38.5 hectares (20,- 435,499.8 acres), or 23.7 per cent., are occupied by for- ests and orchards, | More than one- third of the area of Hessen, Nas- sau, Hohenzollern and Brandenburg iv covered with foreats, In Schles- wig-Holstein, on the other hand, forests occupy Jess than one-fif- teenth of the of the province, GARNET BUL- LETS. Bullets made of precious atones are fare. Put during Kashmir frontier, when the British troops defeated the rebellious Hunmas, the natives used The British pre- UP TREES. ourtositien. 0 1 but! HEALTH SPOT, Hore is a tree climber who 1s using hie feet ike hands for grauping, and 19 eme b Ten years ago} gared in gathering the suff called "ohtole,” from which the chewing wum of coms ten of every nov. | morce Is made, ‘The scone te in Yueatan, and the tree, known « tle ya, grows enteon physiclane | plentifully ull over that region, When the bark is ut @ sollic-white yap exudes, {hn Borlin did not | which In reduced by boiling to large lumps, mye the Ban Krancteco Powt, ‘The earn more thun | tree grows to a hotght of weventy feet or n pnd ite frult much resembles w $760 o year, and| rumet apple in appearance, ‘The crude Rum lo abHoluiuly Lislolommn very dor 0 earned | eirable quality from the viewpoint of the manufacturer of chewing Mum, nam much a6 he te able to put into it what flavor he Mikes, Tut the finest gum, whieh De-dmy the altuar | costs f 4 in Yucatan, does not find is way out of tues county es @l Bs ry norm raven, i trem Ghe unripe truit of the ya two “7 - )