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sae THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, JUNE 29, 1900 Pee ty ‘ You: RALTY CA Published by the Psses Publishiag Company, 63 to @ PARK ROW, New York. Peeeenesesscoengossesooon Entered at the Pést-Office ag: New York as secon pets) Mail Matter. e 7 $/A TYPICAL INSTANCE OF HOW VREELAND TREATS THE NEW YORK PUBLIC. Beginning at 8 o'clock last evening, here is the way the north- ! bound cars on the Madison avenue line passed Fourth avenue and Hit Twenty-seventh street? L i RH TTT f i 9 open ear, with people stamding between the sents. = Am interval cf FORTY-ONE seconds One minute en four ssconts phst cight—A crowdet open car, with people standing between the ents. An interval of THIRTY-NINS seccatis. COM | y paces car, people standing in the afsies end between the sents. An interval of TWENTY-GIX sesonda, ‘Tro ménutes and nine seconds past elght—A packed closed car, with people hanging on the rear platform. ‘ An interval of FORTY-BIGHT seconds, Two minutes and fifty-eeven seconds yest eight—An empty ar with the gates shut, “no passengers.” ‘An interval of EIGHT seconds, ‘Three minytes end five seconds past eight-—An empty car with the gates ehut, “no passengers.” Four minutes and three seconds past cight—A packed open car, with people standing between the sets. An interval of SIXTY-8HVEN seconds. Five minutes and ten ecconds past eight—A packed open car, with people standing between the seats. An interval of SIXTY-FIVE seconds. e Six minutes end fifteen seconds past cight—A packed open car, with people standing between the seats. An interval of SEVENTY-FIVE seconds. Seven minutes and thirty seconds past eight—A clossd empty car with © gates sbut, ‘no passengers.” 0 This is typical. 3 AN INTERVAL OF TEN SECONDS, means cars MORE THAN a block apart. Eight o’clock is not in the rush hours. Further, the streets are free from trucks, wagons, &c. CLEARLY MR. Tho street-car lines are not the private Nearer dale property of the Metropolitan Street Railway Ny 1 \ B | PUBLIC, ¢ Company. They are operated under public)$ When your wife has written from the beach and gently said she wondered Kocccccossooett franchises. by If you could spare her right away a highly needful hundred; She's the best handwriting expert in the bunch, for she will know Just how the “touch” will touch you and just where the cash will go. stale and inefficient?’ Or has he so much to do that he is no longer | 9499990680000000400900000880800809080806905008609649900558s 4080008000 0000009 ate able to look after his business? Or have his bosses ordered him to ap ———_ —— = —— _———— it woul id-strengthen you tremendously if you pledged yourself to suppress ‘who’ consta he ily tate gore swindle and oppress tho people? THE KICKERS’ CLUB IN REGULAR SESSION. POPOOS SOS. 299899 909098909599 0099990099554080000000 000990000 THE MILK OF MORALITY AND THE PIE OF PURITY. Kick Against Cross-Seat Cramks. on the downtown side of n Third avenue | unwashed brood of etenteen. Way not ¥ To the Biltor of The Evening World: “L" station below Fourteenth street. |have a good, big porch to every flat- ‘All this talk ugainst the folk who| What alls him anyhow? He must be alhouse? Better still, why not have broad ftand up in croas-seats of cars! Peaple | soctety favorite und dance all nigh balconies on every floor? I kick sgainet Margaret Dey Ellis eloquently described to an andience| ¥b» grow! at them as nuisances ought| he's the dreamfullest being 1 ever saW| porchlens tomes. CLIFF DWELLER. CFOOTSDSIISVSTESS SETSSSTSTTSTHTISS FTSTTTSTTSSTSTEF 5OTTTITITSETITISTIS TSSSESSSSSOVTST IS B8SSISIIFITTIISID What is tho matter with Mr. Vreeland? Is he getting old and $ SSSSFIGSS SSS SESSESSESTSSTSS THOS SISSIFTSTS 8SVSTITSSSSTS69S5SSI55855STSSTTSS TASTES EITETIT TITS SSS STESESS. 'PERPLEXITIES OF LOVERS °¥22.2 sugar “ver! 4y,. ‘The Basiest Girl Yet. even make excuses, not because they) soon. Fears he will have to stay in Start ceeiier ‘ A A to he kicked. Who would be fool enough | when on duty. It xcums actually a Klek Awal igns. fare weak or deceitful, but because they |collece all summer. Queatton: Young |@t Prohibition Park a very beautiful sight which had been vouch-|to stand up in a cross-seat If he could|shame to ask him to do anything. es i spears eae yi = . rh ma P REENBAUM ‘9 the Falltar of ening World: young man twenty-one years |cannot bear to give pain. man has no prospects nor bank account: | safed her ¢ cent vis ri possibly sit'down? Theso standern are BE. R. GREENBAUS F Ear ani aie | jit casa (ateald| tho) efit] Goes now’ lovel| in aareatean anon tiativenr: Voung lady | eee ee WuTig a recent. visit to a/fort. ‘ ,_ | iMeously uncomfortable and hate tolacioe Agatuat Roof Garden Rowe. jy cick at the defacement of whtte wo fears my junior, and I love her| you. If she doesn't,“do not blame her, | understands thin and eaya she ts will- Tho men wero treating each other to pie] stand. Then, why growl at them or try 2 ANS RAL ed since] and brealleiehrousoue i ’dearly,and I am engaged to marry her. | Dut prove your affection by giving her | ing to walt, Young feels It would | Heoeeessooeoey peginerd ‘ rn to abolish them? If you've got a xeat| To the Failtor of The Evening Werl!: | the lovely country, by putting signe and eye Tur still she wants me to walt until she | her freedom, whloh, after all, will mean | not he right for young lady to do 8). ¢ : and milk, “and a very good treat, too,” says| yourself be grateful, and don't kick be-| Sometimes 1 go to a roof garden.| “als” all over them. COMMUTER. : jon’t want her t her happiness, which should be your! Should th rt as friends until young | ¢ ¢ Mrs. Ellis eatise others must stand. My amusement {s often crossed by the Kick Againat Com ners. @n\ working 80 A ilvtngy_ax | | chlet concern err arry? Or hall he xive | ¢ ; Bees BAST WTH BT, [It of a box party: who ralses ATOR! 2 a. galor of The Evening Wor fam‘ earning 00d! w nokeep a] It will be hard an you, but vou will [ier up for ce stupbENtT. | 4 $ This good and noble woman should be re-] Kiek Againat Open WI re the waiter over Ce aNa | 1 don't kick against heat, but againat It. Adv ; half so wretched as you would] TN anawer to, these very cttke | ¢ olan RPS RET thls klek, > a Floor. |. ont Fe neat CES thal husband af ac woman whol]. one these very business-like |} ADVENTURE. ¢ membered and called upon to make the funeral | 7% Miter of The Evening \ BL Ra neanle ite Se mupialh faxetost La Tne, F you have bmn ke com Leah que : feat ene ara as ire I kick agalnst open w [Kick Auninat “Porchtess Momen.!” heat Iv here. It iy a fact. ‘Then let's | with a girl two ye if Facta Minus Rhetoric. | Aviianiiehould: have: prospecte.; 12 oration over the graves of these military mar-| mdnisht when they are used as war-| tor of The Rvening Worll: «| recognize it as such and not make our off only one event Should Maye a bank account and Frrtpapeen ae «| bilng poles by people who can't #leep or hot mummer evenings tt Is{ fellow-men's burdens worse by com= eeaelthatr eins ‘ io Stee ri | ateaty salary, Sean tyrs toa great cause. It neede little imagination to see her standing| won't, and who won't let others steep Laat Lovaeet familleaesitting jonatnelr| Mainingll Cheeriupilchertles|are( ripe, - vise, man in love omnes 4 the party to decide. . . . . By - 5 - Me 3 works aa qin. cloG ea young lady, Love returnet A veite tuk have thoaght of| DY the freshly shovelled earth with uplifted soul and inspired tongue, | ¥2° would. EARLY BIRD. /tront steps in the mot of the evening. OPTIMIBT. .0 at night w aa rey ; eee ere wis 3 5 z , Kick Awainat Sleepy Ticket Seler.| put how about flat dwellers who kent) (lek Agninat © ance of three years, Vows nKe of vows, “ Sree apt bes Th amen tth | « Eninat Certain Terms, you get time to “ke wi y >| “Tt is trne,” she can be heard to say, “that in ono piece of pie there} 7, ine sitter of The Evening World: one hundred tna house? We can't alll p, ise waitor ot The ening World: I kick at the use of ta furnishing. ; q axher's;'" “suapend- ‘retire’ for “go to “individual’* party would aa ed two ye mpression of de so wel and his | T concur In the kick lately maile | ast on the narrow front st agalnat the sleepy man who sella tickets lenve the steps for the jant! DAILY PICTURE PUZZLE. this young ia To tell the t » not believe th wopoin shot = more unwholesomeness than in five drinks of whiskey; that in a glass of milk there are the possible germs of tuberculosis, which do not exist in a glass of beer; that the ingenious combination of pic to marry, act Menteall / ; i 74 H "Intoxicated" for pense tar " jwith » milk ‘chaser’ has killed fifty persons to one who has died VERBALIST. for a pln wh ‘ | from aleohol. But,” she can be heard to continue, her voice vibrat- Kk Againat Conte, ing in the 5 : ; fi ° - ning Wortd meet. ling with a great enthusiasm, “theso heroes have given their young 1 kick axe 1 must wear Wemen. and the ver ott | lives ina great cause: they have tasted of the pie o cty 4 a coat in hot weather, If [ can't ga MEd etlnetsaly lives in a great ca’ hey x dc pie of purity and have LEgauleinl Gre tanininlcaCeah wher caw eke comes to ‘ \ |quaffed of the milk of morality, and so they are blessed in their Down with the ux to wear that th Cc. HATSIN, tion. T death. Yet many aman would be base enough to prefer to live on the “drink of devils” rather than die on the “food of angels.” co CRIBOME x DOCTON’s DOUBLE ENTRY. t MEMORIES. } DRESSMAKERS. WiAre you working for that doctor yet? 4 HE woodbine and the roses, - Jili—Yen; but he's pretty small potatoes love, Upon the old porch blow; “Ls, ts he?” “Why, yea; the other day I didn't feel well and I seft my work und went into see what was the matter with me.” “1 qeo; he charged you regular price for @ visit, 1 suppose?” “Yea, he did that and more; he docked me on payday for the time I was in his office.""—Yonkera Statesman. —_—_—_—_-+9-__—__ POLITICS IN CHICAGO. “Is tt because he eold his vote that you call him a polttical degenerate?” The practical politician looked at his questioner pttyingly. “Certainly not,” he replied; ‘that 1s, not merety Because he aold his vote, but becauso he sold ft twice at the same election.”—Chicago Post, | Prey | WHAT GOLF HAs DONE. “The politicians don't talk as much av they used to about the horny-handed Evening World's Daily Fashion Hint. love, I think of years ago. t And each returning springtime, his office jent this Jong-waisted potticoat fi pla ,atc years of age 21-( yards material M-inches wide, with 3 3-4 I hear the vows then spoken, love, That were our plighted troth; They now are all forgotten, love, Through fault of one or both, ‘Those happy, hallowed, halcyon. days Were all too sweet to last; or we have gone our several ways, son of to aaid the neighbor. es ‘ Mr. Bee—Waat cnuaed the party to break up so soon last night? “No,” anaviered Parmer Corntosrel. ‘Bence golf got fashionable you can't Despite) the happy: past. Mr, Wasp—Miss Ladybug, as usual, had to fly away home ! sedge a man by his callouses any more."—Washington Btar. Farmer Jones {s cutting grass. Do you see his wife? x know not If 1 was to blame, ¢ Tae = sa his Or It In fault were you; ) ’ TH [1 only’know I am the samo bOVE AND THE A, B, C’S, 3y Jesse LLEWELLYN, cae |e Uae len eae ie | ans pot ee { (OPPTTaN, 19011 B1:Dalty Mery Tublishing Co.) | Mra, Van Gorden'a dinner was the|exultant tone, which had apparently | whimpered interrogatively. answer, Why, child, I cannot rest. 1{ "Shelly, dear, I was on my way to re- The roses on that porch of yore HE wes a fecaste Jap, thoroughly | Scene of the little Sheldon’s first ex-| no connection with her words: “Not exactly,” she murmured. am beside myself, [ must know, Do! hearsal and just could not resist pun- But bloomed, alas! to dle; ning In to tell you the good news"— Our love, like them, is now no “You?” inquired the Jap sleeplly. “I'm engaged!” “Yo whom?" a ont all my Ife. After I first] ‘Tt ls only a sentence, and I wish but] you not love mo a little?” Not a little," she answered, with IDyicAmert ‘Dut not quite elvij-| periment, Sho had thought over th. ZF sued Mize Bheldon—for that was|#cNeme until it had become a sort English name—beose much sought |region to her. Nothing could have |the people has taught me to love the|wont. You shall not evade the question | one of her odd Intlections. As you have all my others, Will you be] ‘Then it ts ‘yes?’ more— ° The sobbing winds but sight + —D, J. E., in Washington Post. J my teens, that fs, Analyxls of | one wonl in re mind, dear, only one erin Bohemia, ° ? induced her. to abandon it. c Y: ca shall alwaya bo my ead) conversa Ho: Fate aclected Gerald Lahey, a hand- front ‘i my wife?" N—" She hesitated. Ho gave her a] “Why, Gerald Lahey, of course." opatutetatatatnintatatniofoinfatetaininfefeietote ‘avd \ talk,’ ° murmured |S0me, Indolent Irishman, as her fret| So delighted was she with the tusk} Tho words were spoken under his|look of reproach, half of anger, and| The y face Krew rosler as Mise |” . ————=—____ own the hall, Sholdon's took on a somewhat ashen "The girl was calling horself| nue. Wool that I was to carry dt ‘\Wol, I must be running along,’* breath, but like a man. “Yes or no?" he demanded, “If there are conditions, I do not care to hear slowly telling.over the ‘smail|Violm. Sented at her. right, he re-Jof threading "A's" into the necdto of waite milasives.” ‘Now, emall| Kardcd' his Japanese neighbor with in-| commonplaces that she fairly radiated fy. Waterloo, ‘They me) terest) “Charmed {ol-have this oppor-|with smiles and vivaclty until Gerald Muent “Ab, 1f:1) could) only Lahey. was-,completely azgueal from |them. The woman who will be my wife|eo fur, and now he'll never come back. | chirped the warbler. “Thought you'd he Spat!) But Aow do 1 know: what his lethargy to a real and growing. in-| must take me unequivocally, without|T meant to say yen all the time, ohly| dying to know and as you are my very hase ne Aerest. j clauses."'7 I wanted to seo If I could say tt be-! dearest friend I've told you the first Gerald called the following Sunday} She drow her hand from his confusedly | ginning with an ‘N.' He Is rich, too,| one, Oh! and Bhelly, he anys you're the ony to find her as unsolvable as ever. _|—l!ke a frightened schoolgirl, he thought | awfully rich, Oh, Idiot! {diot! Jcloverest girl—except me, of courae—| crushed strawberries and fill « pu@ding me} Commonplaces were not frequent at|—and began counting hurriedly on her} ‘Early in the morning I will write and) thatine everiknew. Baya you: can con mould having a tube In the centre, ) Peek {| the stage matters Shaajinow: reached, \ explain to him,’ she promtsod herself. | versq: alphabetically; | Fancy naw.’ Do in salt and ice, Cover with e heavy. , «tne <~3blaa Sheldon slept late thé. next morn- |iyou -Mabw; blanket or old carpet and stand Ia & ing, and ‘waa’ still’ ini her, robe | ‘teased: wi Us cool place for four or five hours, remove r ing lcecand* salt i¢: necessary... When. FROZEN STRAWBERRY PUDDING, HIP one pint uf sweet double cream W until thick, Fold In two cupéale of powdered sugur, add a quart.of low castro with owmpetenad