The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 19, 1925, Page 4

A ge an i a THE SEATTLE STAB “FALSE COLORS” MGRESSMAN HILL. of Maryland ezaounces that he will ratrudwe 12 amen. at the mext semmiee of oom gress repeateg he 1H cede ig tis = he sotent, there Sat a6 mame pewer that emated cet of the He knows ¢ ttat+ PROLETARIAT We have developed an interesting new “proletariat”—cer collegians. When the immigration aw cot ruerage traffic, the companies noked about for 2 mubstitute. They found it in college stu- dents and profesor: Quarters a bit they m ceptable way of taking 2 cheap vacation abroad, and cur Meets OUT WITH THE TRUTH EAR ADMIRAL WM. MOFFETT publicly charges that “ fieers in the employmen ment are making 2 po the heads of congress to the people,” to the confusion and disgrace of the tary departments. Maybe Moffett just shooting Mitchell, but his charge sounds just like what they are going to courtmartial Mitchell for uttering. However, hurrah for Moffett! The More rear admirals teil what they think they know the better. The country wants the whole truth, and isn't particular as to who tells it. WHAT WE NEED JUDGE in the nation’s capital has sent three men to jail for a year for driving while drunk country needs more judges like that and more laws to make such sen- ; LIBERTY USSOLINI is of the opinion that } “liberty” is a back number. If he means the liberty to drive on either side of the street, or to keep pigs in town, doubtless he is right. Certain individual- istis that are natural where men dwell far apart becoine impossible or intoler- able where they live close together. And many things can be left to themselves i a simple society which have to be regu- in a complex one. But if he meana the democratic right of a free people to determine for them- selves to what government they will gub- mit, and what laws they will have, he is badly mistaken. The world has not yet outgrown the democratic ideal, even if it is still far short of realizing it. Pe scpentics REAL WAY f ¢ straignt and narrow way nood of Man. Alas! Chris- mbies upon sect and wanders away in greediness! WHERE ARE YOU? HE population of the globe is roughly The Greatest Fun By Mre Welter Ferguso Troudicz Mr. F iit of Here to Remet; Siac fee het ulerext - = lo went tack ond estimated at 1,748,000, ae y omrther "Twould be SATURDAY, SEFT. © er Sout eat the guley percentage of aa i Ni tice 5 mmile—and do. And it would as interesting— now how many ome from frown- carry the wrinkies Ing. Either is catching jority can om whole world Which ACCURACY TH! which arkable degree of attained is reveal, the modern sreame This comet was last seen in 1918. It is wenks to onan i once every seven years. wy cn a beso ge Dr. Crommelin of the Greenwich Ob- more lasting than a servatory, Engiand, predicted just where eavens the comet would next be | ene for bie wens, ness for all bis tr The prediction of Dr. Crommelin was } in error by only one degree. | | ' ‘| TRUBS DIARY. | ADDITIONAL CHANCES The Lite Story of » Bull Terrier ASTERN chemists announce the dis- BY JOHN TAINTOR FOOTE covery of two new poisons in bootleg || Rea ane liquor, but people fond of maintaining per- The Lovable Pup Smells a Ham in a Basket and Upsets a Fortune Teller’s Plans = j | sonal liberty by imbibing the good old- fashioned 57 varieties heretofore occup L ing bootleg need fear no interference by the newcomers. The n poisons are ymbiotic.’ Maybe you can dig from memory’s dark | and ancient cells that “symbios Means wherein two organisms live upon each other, but are necessary to the existence of each other. The two new poisons will do no harm to the others, both having their own peculiar functions. Simply, they mean 59 instead of the well known n te 57 varieties that tickle the palate and sat- 4 isfy the hunger to hurry into the here- after. Ain't Science wonderful? ‘ NATURELAND | wie o the unexpetiet grasp new ideas! three yours whe make public eutesucee of themecices cround Denny park. They on- On Hudson st. be- 8 ere. & and Empire 09 Mock, we have Con you do + bottom of water five miles high * were turne great bs have to be of the p Firit: Some time ap some shares of ges stock by the company that I would hare t Before duplic . and wh lara, The S ta ws puted 2 dere. I Om Later on r ? ? Answers to Your Questions ? ? @ In general, what wre take me by the col- mt on ac it of ¢ to the queer worn. the Me Onda incre thordiA te uset tor the You can get an eanmwer to | | tons, Of these 168515 were laws and Gilerent items im a budget of any question of fact or im | | The recently adjourned season of housthot expenAitures? formation by writing The Beat- | | congress enacted 632 public laws A Ho definite anewer can be Star Question or, 1322 patna Geen, a4 certatn localitive will re- New Yoru ave, Washington, Q Wh aa qe a larger proportion for food, | 1 and inclsing 2 cents in| | @ What Is the difference between some thers for hurawe rent, others| | loose stamps tor reply, Mo| | Water toe and sherbet? for fuA, cc., but the follavAng are| | medical, legal or marital ad-| | 4. Water ice te, technically speak-| 9004 approrimats percentages, far-| | view. Personal replies confi | |i", sweetened fruit fulce, diluted basket! The cover ly appicable to moet localities: | Gent All lettera must be | | th water and frozen. Bherbet ts off. Things fell out of F004, 19 ger cont; shelter, 25 per | sagned. cont; dothing, 16 to % per cent; operating, 1b per cent; advance-|\ any ¢atinres were there in the ed Paecres PN sega sherbet is) queer wom She said, “That memt, 19 to 20 per cent, and sarhngs, tirstod Baten trom 1971 to 1922, " peat yge | nettles it, we'll have to § to 10 per cont, | inciumve? ‘ ie teres A. The figures are as follows — 4 the ever pigeon” the re. My Pretty went to the basket In a quick . ct ‘ sult of cross breeding? : nam.” It @ Ase marches 28 fattening as Commerc pessighols at MeL ds tee CTR bred, Uke the| Fiipe laughed. She gave me « a ilerpietAes sugars? fosbures, 1981, os; 1922, 277, ana\témbler and other similar breeds of hug. She » HAs HOt © DOCU | os came to pick up the Basket A. ugar and starch are banca ey mt ee URE ial its pigcons, originated from @ certain] pupsums that wouldn't hurt a fiy.""| oy i as ae enn “that had > rigged yp Pe shai ere OR i |form of inbreeding and crossing, Bhe went away from there a ings le n ot, a che on transformed into a sugar known aa) Q How many lawa and resolu- tions have been passed by congress wince ita first session in 17897 How ee y were paseed by the last con-| derirose in the process of digestion. ugar and starch are Uentical in thelr chemdcal constitution, but are| man : at the things that had co 1 tea are entical, except Wm form A. Congress has gassed 60,60 laws) 'tY 8 pete aod what kind of food) wih her. | Wie ee TY hoped| necklace! Agatha’s sunburst! Good Cae and resolutions since that time, Of| Ould be given them? in Aunt Carol ean Soe prised Pvt Q How many emnmercial and) these 10419 were private measures, 4: Govhera cat grass, roots, vege-|\the queer worm) | Newcomer Hal Cochran's Daily Poem AID one Mitle boy to &, nelgtiborhood |ad, “Hay, really be glad, The doctor can left mes wee taby brother behind “1 don't know his name, ‘cause he can't talk as “It nese kinda mean ‘cause they don't feed hig some Jar, bat ‘twould get me in dutch girs wear, Aw, gee, I'd kick like the deuce it they “Yat nevertholens, he's my brother, and ss mighty Wandy nome day. They tell me he'll grow be, Jen’ think of the things he can do, ‘stead of me “Vi let him burn papers and clean up the yard. really been workin ‘too hard 6 dumb, Hin’ and gee, he wan kind. yet, and, #0 far, my father bas just catied him pet. He looks kindu funny and hasn't much bair, but, shucke, he's my brother, eo whodde 1 care? He'n wearin’ long drenwes like | He'll do ali my errands, No wonder I'm glad that my brother has come.” LCopyright, 1926, for The Heattie itary tenet | fry vey nea M *retty d | 99 > , he's gonna come in "i ey your heart, My Pretty, And) 32nd annual ball at the Armory Sat till he’s ble as can | Kvil communteations erorupt now, farewell urday night. ‘The ball will be given | good manners—1 Cor. x¥.:33, Flips said, “Good-bye; thanks a | by the department's relief association More tatoly live | y - lot.” to raise funds for the care of dis ker tibin't ‘OLUMES might be written The queer wotnan went outelde.| abled and sick firemen and the fami: on impiety of the pious She atiil had the basket. I went! lies of deceased firefighters, ‘The Ibid with her, Bho started for the gate. | dance Eitand 1 4 public acte and resctu- water ce to which a emall quantity shlcr pcleties or. besten’ aokices of eo9 Aunt Ca line was helping the come out of the basket. His eyes stuck out. He said, “Oh, my! Hon- Orable Missus, come quick, please!’ Aunt Caroline came and looked until the desired results were achtew- od, after which they became a dks- tinct breed, I stayed with the queer woman I smelied the basket again, 1 said, “Yes, it's ham or maybe bacon."* ° ‘The queer woman went out of the basket. She didn't. She atood| - I went away from there. lin front of the thing you can see| looking for more cool water. yournelf tn. | The place in my mouth from th The queer woman went back {n) hot fly bad begun to burn again. | Filps’ room. Filps came in with| Eating the ham did it. It burned something in @ cup. The queer|for a long time. It didn't burn | tables and nuts. They can be kept 1 was) in captivity, altho they do not make | espectally good pets. The Yottom |of the cage or pht must be of acne | hard substance like cement or metal | to prevent their burrowing thru to liberty. woman looked in the eup. She| when Aunt Caroline gave me that | L Ale A talked a long time, Sho talked | blg piece of steak. She gave me Q Why was the Confederate of-| about light men and dark men, I) the plece of steak that evening. 1 got a desist | ficer, Thornas J. Jackson, called) looked at the basket Also many huge. I wonder why! | “Stonewall Jackson”? | | A. This ta an Musion to hia stub. | born defense of a position in the | Mrat battle of Bull Run A THOUGHT (Copyright, dicate, Inc.) ‘The queer woman stopped talking about light men and dark men, She and Flips went downataira, 1 went - | with them. They went to the side| Fy H : wie Firemen Will Dance } ‘The queer woman sald, “Power at Armory Tonight d riches are dust and ashes. Fol. | The Seattle firemen will hold their 1925, by the Bell Syn- much, 14 slip him put ‘em on me. FIFTH AVENUE—PINE STREET—SIXTH AVENUE Announces For Monday, September 21 A September BLANKET EVENT | Of fering Bicepiiel Values in Fine Wool Blankets at $5.00 $7.50 $10.00 $12.50 See Tomorrow's Papers for Complete Details in open to the general public. | fia ets ov Naan Die psi EAR i ~eurecne treo ri FREDERICK © NELSON