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wane ot A dpa Newspaper Be prime Asse. an, Nive! Luck to Them B' ESSINGS on the young couple, but the thought will rise that the young Jaw clerk who is going to marry he world’s richest girl” has the odds on hap piness st him. Perhaps, as stated, he ‘equal social standing,” but social standing is about the weakest stone in the foundation of marital concord. It usually crumbles because of its own weight and certainly palls when the delights and duties of parentage come, The human animal has certainly not yet arrived, psychologically at any rate, at that perfection of sex equality wher the odds are even on marital happine when the wife is “the world’s richest girl” and the husband is stocked up with little save social standing. The $$$ become boss, and they are a mighty ugly boss. The most dangerous and deadliest rival of Cupid is Mammon. Miss Rockefeller explains, “We're going to live on David's salary as a law clerk (some $35 per week) and we've even got our little apartment selected.” Bless her heart, she’s going to help out Cupid a bit by adding more romance to the matter, and you must agree that the life of two grown-ups on $35 per week in an apart- ment, little or big, is ammed with romance. It is a plan that may work suc- cessfully—when there is a fat bank ac- count to windward. s SITIVELY, there's no understanding of woman. The case of Mrs. John Wil- Jiamson, at Sacramento, for ifustration. She gets a divorce because her John regis- tered at a hotel and, under a_ fictitious name, wrote notes asking for dates with her. - Some women would have been outright insulted by such notes. Others would have been flattered by the evidence that they were so good looking as to promote such desperate endeavor at closer acquaintance. And Mrs, Williamson gets mad enough to take the broom to the household gods. ‘The case doesn’t clear up understanding of woman, not even when the woman is a fellow’s own wife. ...So far as part understanding of woman discloses, it is fine policy to occasionally tell wife how you worship her, even when she has become plain and wrinkled thru many years of wedded fife, and there are women who would be just tickled ‘most to death to discover that husband was still so gay and enraptured as to want to flirt at long range. What You Know NE THOUSAND freshmen at the Pennsylvania State college this year took a psychological test to determine their general knowledge. They were re- quired to answer 230 questions in 40 minutes. Results were a little surprising in view of results college girls have been making in scholarship competition with men. The men students in this test made an average score of 83.9 and women stu- dents 77.7. Many men will seize this bit of infor- mation as something that will give them a good laugh. Let them—the laugh lately has been so much on the side of the other Sex. Q What was the population of | The Seattle Star |: ? ? Answers to Your Questions Published Delly The Star ching Om. fan Francie " Main tenn Ave; Nv eae q ¢ months $2.00, A Long Time EWSPAPERS inform “bleeding pillar” in Chicago's new union station, It is of travertine marble, imported from Italy. Observers said there was blocd oozing from a little hole near its top But the you of the gave the following stuff has been ana- lyzed and found to rotted vegetable matter with iron oxide. It was probably caught in a cavity about 7,000,000 years ago when the marble was forming.” Say to the next “crack of doom” prophet: “We have evidence that the world is millions of years old, and reason to believe it will live millions more, When it does come to an end, no one will be alive to see it.” scientists explanation: “The be Appreciation AS Lew Fields humorously used to re- mark as the stage villain picked his pocket of a lifetime's savings “Easy come, easy go.” Lieut. Osborn C. Wood, son of the dis- tinguished Gen. ynard Wood, broke in- to headlines some months ago after clean- ing up a fortune in Wall Street. Now he is back in print—this time broke. News comes from Spain that he may be extradited for ‘passing worthless checks. To appreciate the value of money you must work for it. What Interests IFE offer stranger coincidences than fiction. A Cleveland judge, placing a wreath on Washington's tomb at Mt. Vernon on Washington's birthday, turns around to see his wife drop to the ground, dead. Heart failure, said the doctor. Thus the judge, paying homage to a dead man in the name of Ohio Masonry, remains to mourn his own dead. You read this and are interested. But it is not death that is interesting. It is how you die and where, Floyd Collins was an example. Air Line HERE is agitation now for an airship line from San Francisco via Hono- lulu and Guam to Manila. The distance says Admiral W. W. Fullam of the Ame ican Aeronautical association, can be cov- ered in five or six ys with e by the Los Angeles, All that’s needed, says Fullam, is a mooring mast at each of these points and a “strong pull by business men to induce the navy department, the government and congress to erect the masts.’ Business men with “pull” can get lots of things. Here's one case where you can feel like pulling with them. Our Food MERICANS literally eat up their in- come. Ten years ago one-fifth of one’s earnings was deemed sufficient for food. Today the figure has risen to 2 per cent—more than one-fourth. Last year, says Dr. Paul H. N head of the Retail Research association, our total estimated income was $68,000,- 000,000. Almost half went to retail stores. More than $18,000,000,000 went for food tobacco and soft drinks. Q When and where was oll first New York City 25 years ago? y° can get an answer to | | discovered in Oklahoma? A. The figures for 1900 show the) any question of fact or in- | A. About 32 years ago at Bartles- Population as 3,437,202. | formation by writing The Seat- | | ville, “** tle Star Question Editor, 1322 | eee Q. How old !s Mary Pickford and New York ave. Washington, | - how Jong tas she been in the| | D.C, and tnclosing 2 cents in| |ytq“teipeamue diovies? looso stamps for reply. No | A. The dictionary saya “a mixture A. Bhe will be $2 years of age| | medical, tegat or marital ad- | | of characteristics.” The word is used Aprit 8 nezt, and has been acting) | vice. Personal replies, conti- | | frequently in speaking of persons od 5 . lal. ere Z aince she — — of age. psa All letters must be | lof emotional, changeable, highly rung tendencie: Q Why are state, county, muni-}#— | Otic 7 . cipal and other bonds of similar na- ture tax exempt? A. The supreme court has held that from the federal nature of the constitution, neither the states nor , i the federal government may tax the, sats debt instrumentalitics of other pe rene ee pass invented? netic writers Q. When was the magnetic com=| 0 4. The carly history of the mag-| A compass is unknown, stated Chinese The carlicst definite | without the letter “h.” Is it correct to spell Pittsburgh {with or without the “h’*? The city of Pittsburg, Pa., was word. however, Some cities by that spelt” the word that it was|to the before the | name, ernments. This automatically ez-| ty these. Bonds. reference to it is contained in a +358 “** | work written by Alezander Neckar| Q What wore the charges made in the 12th century, and it wos) against Joseph Smith, the M c AM DER SIR : ainst Joseph Smith, the Mormon Q What is the Howell-Barclay bill) then apparently in use by many! leader, that caused bis arrest and Now before congress? navigators. A, It proposes to abolish the rail-| . road labor board created by the Esch-Cummins bill and to substi-) tute @ system of regsonal arbitration | Boards with definite powers, for the actilement of disputes between ratl- tain of my jam the master of my fate, A. From the poem, “Invictus,” by Jinecarceration in the Carthage jail, ve jand was he ever cleared of the Q. From what is the quotation, “I| charge? Tam,.the| A. The trouble grew out of the soul,” taken? | suppression by Smith of. an anti- Mormon newspaper, the “Nauvoo oad compantes and their employes.| ¥> © Henley. | RaReeter,” Cade Aearmenee OL Boards would be self-chosen by the} @ When is the article “a” and Me amation of the Character of Employes and the management, and| the wrticte “an” used? Sounoll of. Ceri nige-wenalsinasbay a in case they ore unable to settle} A is used with words that) yp oteq by the. ‘tale pyr ities us & dispute provision is made for an| begin with a consonont and “On| pny op t Sat heli” tater eal to a federal board. with words that begin with a vowel arge of riot, and held later as “0 lon a charge of treason because —_— Smith had declared Nauvoo under ES’ settin’ and fishin’, and fishin’ and settin’—~it’s fun, whether luck Jes, frettin’ and wishin’, and wishin’ and frettin,’ o'er comes or not. what you will get, or have got. ‘The call of the stream kinda makes living seem a thing that’s worth And wise is the man who just does and who can bustle While, after all. out there and answer the call. Just who must we thank that there's always a bank where a fellow can oll at his ease? Just think what it means when you loaf mid the scenes where there's water and grasses and trees. A cticket may tune. * charms pretty soon Go on, little world, run along while we're curled on a bank as un open happy and free as a fellow can be—Jes’ settin’ and) re alr guest. W fishin’, at rest. (Copyright, 1925, for The Star) crick” in a yolce that is thick, but it sounds like a lullaby And even the waves any fellow enslaves for you'll bow to their | martial law, which, the charge said, amounted to a declaration of war against the state of Mlinois, Smith | was killed by falling from a window in trying to escape from the mob that had come to take him, before he was brought to trial. eee Q. On what Incident was the story of Robinson Crusoe founded? A, On the adventure of Alexander | Selkirk, sailing master of the priva- teer “Cinque Ports, who was left by Capt, Stradiing on the desolate island of Juan Ferandez for four | years and four montha, when he was rescued by Capt. Woods Rogers and brought to England Sez Dumbell Dud: Algona (Ia.) ®man shot at his wife and missed her. | Judge gave him 30 years, but not for missing. Many | incorporated with the “h* attached | | TI ai eae BY WILLIAMS tough rc HE BOLSHEVIKS are ing men for grafting nmy seem like provement on me tactics i you find out why it in ¢ The offenders are guilty of a double crime, Aas heads of state factorien sold goods secret ly to private businesses, and took beral rake-off for them: selves on the transaction. The rake-off was mere steal ing, and hence, by bolshevik et a minor pecadilio. That i* not what they are hanged for. But se to pri yate business was treason to communism. anywhere. It is only property and ina bh in FR business ng aia that aro crimes against the state has been Introd ting more than @ are for an embassy Toky BILL appropr million de building in Whether a fon is too much is a matter for investi- gation. But, whether it is 4 million, or half that sum, either no such house is needed or the man who has to live in it should have more than $17,400 a year to keep it up. Either “democ racy” requires an American ambassador to live in @ village house in village style, or it requires him to live in what ever house he has in a manner justifying that house. Our cowardly, custom is to sidestep the issue, by expecting our diplomats to do as other national representatives in the same capitals do, but to pay for it themselves. In Tokyo, for local reasonn, we furnish the house, In most places, the ambassador rents it himself. But even furnishing houses makes it little better, if it Is the sort of house that cannot be maintained for less than several times the salary, see jhe CONGR debates long enough what to do for the farmers, nature will have como to their relief before there is any decision. ‘The farmer comes out all right, in the long run, regardless of anybody's help. The only trouble is the long- ness of the “run.” And many an individual farmer cannot outlast the wait He is pressed into the grow- ing army of renters or labor. ers, and ceases to be, politically, a part of the farm problem So congress can wait, while it considers whether, in helping the farmer, it is necessary to cinch anybody else. Farming, too, just as an ab- straction, can wait. Its prob- lems get solved, sooner or later, ‘The only one who cannot wait 1s the human, individual, farmer himseif. He is, after all, the one that counts, But politics does not seem to know it. ene HE BRITISH proposal seems to be that nobody shall pay but Germany, and that nobody shall be paid but America. Britain will forgive France all debts except enough to recoup Britain for whatever America exacts, France may collect that from DOC--By HyGage Copyright, 1925, Public Ledger Syndicate A Bolshevik N ame for Treason! BY CHESTER H. ROWELL | | BY C.A \ / " TASH ‘ ‘ \ {| WELL + \ W H t | | e@€ DOG } « \ € OFF WITH = || SPLORER’ GONE ) is | > P TO ANN }| LiCENSIS | tt NO@TH Port! | Fer ther / i .- NOW? y Ny COGS. | . ba . : a _“ Tih ground ent people f ~ 1 j | de i “a another, it has become the | usual custom for the outgol | executive to accompany his suc | t eral notable ex | to t rule. When i predecessor, John | | ‘Twenty -elght years earlier, | Adams’ father, John Adams, | likewise de attend the i ral ¢ s of the in n oman Jef- re cord insult by during tb chief peculiar wonal Washington othe: this One shares distinction BY F. G. ORR if Germany falls. | France {9 etill to pay something. The £ doubtless be that F | Germany, but, | comprom’ pay only what Germany | of course, not be asked to pay | anything, except what America | | dem | Unele Bam to be pictured, | | peoplea of the world | am the one ruthless, grasping | in the offing, ts | of the | realized. Nas a man the right) ff the} Mr. Fizit: }to cut trees and shrubbery © |property of another to improve hit) has been done at) own view? Th Newton and Franklin ata A: 8. 4 No one has a right to cut trees of an-| the would | or shrubbery on the prope: other without permission o! owner. However, the owner have to make the complaint, cee Mr. Fisit: I wrote the county treasurer some time ago about my |tazes being too high, but have had Ino reply. I am satisfied the de- lacription of my property is wrong, land that the asscsament is above what it should be. We are outside the city limita, but sedm to be taxed | as if we were in the city. Where can I go to have the matter ad-| justed? MRE. B,C. | 30 to the county assessor's office in the county-city building. Take |along the proper description of your| |property. If this or the rate seems| to be wrong, you will be directed to the board of equalization, where tho matter can be adjusted. one Mr. Fizit: At the intersection of 12th ave., Madivon st. and B. Union at. there ought to be @ safety stand @ few inches above the ground where pedestrians could escape the many automobiles that come from three directiona at once. It is Ca | pecially dangerous to children cross- ing. P. Bd. This will have to be taken up with the board of public works. If you will get up a petition and have it signed by @ number of residents of that locality it should get results. Mr. Fixit will back you up. ee Mr. Firit: An electric switch ts needed at the juncture of 15th ave W. and Dravus st. This would be @ great convenience to patrons of the Ft, Lawton and Sunset Hill cara at night, and would also speed up the service. Can you help us get this? A, D. R. Supt. Henderson will have an in- vestigation made, and if it seems necessary, have such a switch in- stalled. @5626 Mr. Firit: Right next door to our new home are six garages, built without permits, out of old waste lumber and street planks. Old oil cans and greasy rags ore all around, adding additional fire hazard to the unsightly appearance., I have com- plained to the building department, but. there does not appear to be much improvement, Is there not some remedy? MC. M. The bdullding department has promised to investigate this. Garage squatters are becoming common around the city, and more drastic measures will be necessary to put an end to them. eee Mr. Fixit: Can you tell us when we are going to get the bus service from White Center to Youngstown? The street is now paved and a pe- tition has been in the city councit for months, We have been, walk- ing for years. vw BO, ‘This matter is still held up in the council. It is possibly delayed for lack of funds, and it may be some time before anything ts done. oe Fixit: 1 would like to go tage in some of the tocal Mr. bac: It is with regret that we re | Mr. Fixit of The Star || Undertakes Here to Remedy Your Troubles if of Public Interest Joct a local poet's effort, entitled “Some Day I Will Die” ‘The ¢ objection is that the poet spec fiey no dato, See A | laced alone ne Washington Bureau, rte! to be placed alone in th ae unas —Baniy end Te Chats” taf tha ane, ASHINGTON, March 4 ail the talk about “m Army nurses have won the tion” ts not so futile, 7 first gkirmish of their battle during’ this sexsion of congress, J that America has but omanettes” have been ey adds nothing to | jeg 1 out of existence the p | Wadsworth of New Y who But if the play is to pretend fought good fight for the that America has no such right, | army n s' retirement pay, then, on that ground, until it which has now passed the sen- in yet yt we meet it ate and ts before the house committee, is the same man Then, after the id is once more clear, we can again at. | who blocked the efforts of Sen- ta. the y real question, | ator Oddie, republican, of Ni which not what ought to be | vada, to make {it possible for paid, but what can be paid. } women to enlist in the naval |. reserve. . or Oddie,” says Capt. Paul J. McGahan, of the na- tional executive committee of the American Legion, “sacri- ficed the patriotism of Ameri- can womanhood on the altar of parliamentary expediency, “So determined was Senator Wadsworth that women should not be allowed to enlist in the Nava] reserve that he would have blocked the passage of the vaudeville theaters. vest any way by which I could ob- Could you sug-| | tain permission yay ae | | | See Carl Reiter, manager of the| naval reserve bill as a whole, Orpheum theater, tell him what you| if Senator Oddie had pressed | wish and why. He will do bis best} his point of striking out the word ‘male’ from the pending WEDNI Times Marked Old Inauguration Ceremony RANDAU Grant (i, and Oh 1,66 with the hang © of the early that of 186%, ceded Fi e. With of good fellowship, 1 the problem of liv. by simply exchang. Fillmore moving out te Hous and inte the Fr vacated by eee HE first uration cere mony attended by two en presidents was that of Chester A. Arthur, following Garfield's gacnseinet Former Preah dents Grant and Hayes were in fs when Arthur took oath of office. 208 “Death Battalions’’ Lose measure, thus making any cith zen of the United States eligible for a naval reserve examing tion.” The naval reserve bill was first offered to the senate in December, It had passed the house in the previous session, But every time it was reached on the senate calendar, Senator Smoot or Senator King, both of Utah, objected. Women of the country op posed the bill as drawn up be cause it made no provision for feminine enlistment. Many called on Senator Ha chair man of the senate naval affairs committee, and both he and Senator Oddie agreed that an effort would be made in behalf of the 13,000 women who gave such good service as yeoman ettes during the war and the 400 and more of them who served with the marines. Senator Oddie’s amendment, however, was not pressed whea Senator’ Wadsworth indicated his disapproval of American women’s “Battalions of Death.” “The only way women will ever again be able to serve as yeomanettes will be by getting an amendment to the law ia the next congress,” says Caps tain McGahan. to accommodate you. SAY Colds Headache Pain Neuralgia Toothache Lumbago Neuritis Rheumatism * * Handy ‘‘Bayer” boxes of twelve tablets; _ Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists.) “BAYER ASPIRIN”- Unless you see the “Bayer Cross’ on tablets, you are not! getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for sop oteteee grrense