The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 14, 1924, Page 6

f 7 j ‘| PAGE 6 rue SEATTLE STAR I i | —_ |. }}Uncle Sam’s Great Game of Diplomacy | \ Me * . ; | er 4 : y BY C. A. RANDAL oe “ 5 | . 7 1 en ® We'll Find a Way Ww when we ste¢ boat t are 21 th gallon for g € " find it savir k r to the polite youth { Union station by the v United States ge there's oil in the Unite more, after which it w prices the foreigner want the foreigner could do to t is almighty gloomy, on its There is always a “but’ be stumped. We know w GE ead ee 1AM PONIGHT MAH JONGG pleasure RE pe W hat vi olks secre Feces i dormant in coal and oil. We kn th “ There THEY would just as Are Saying ‘ possibilities in electricity and are ‘ a A i t! P lot more. Given 20 years’ grace | t aing * men vOU ta aoe TITO SCHIPA. + ‘ necessity, American brains are \ ¥ WHEN | t breatt r T ' thing in the way of applic st ‘ I CAUGHT the disturt ‘ so full of ; pressed air, chemistry, solar h S r . ‘ 18 SOMETHING wrong wit almighty electron toe dangle 4 r 1 Man’s mental evolution is very rs in azendor J questione ETHEL M. SMITH, leg . muscle-power of the Roman galley é — F 1 Ww As bs tw ‘ at, v aqua-plane was really a very short one, a 8 ag for Aime AS HE vind = Far from being a favorite son, Jim Reed's state treated Lim as if he were the son of a Gambolier. HE DIDN'T have t a wee oC t c M —————- FABLES ON HEALTH START YOUR BODY RIGHT : aret hes Yes, Love's a Curious Thing IRRETTY and moneyed Mrs, Belva Gaertner, ri tried, at Chicago, for murdering her lover, an auto dealer, says that she wants “a jury of worldly men; the kind of men who realize that, after a woman had as many sweethearts as I have had, she can’t love any one enough to shoot him.” Mrs. Gaertner, like some other women, ¥ wouldn’t finally please her. Picture a jury of “worldly men.” They know what the future holds for a woman eee Nit with a career so full of “sweethearts” that all men so ib eS alike to her. They, naturally, decide that it would be IN A BOY °S Fellowship ot oe humane to hang or lock up for life the woman so threat- Sp hag Really Ie crave is a jury of “worldly” POC KETS Praper women. Such a jury would be apt to say to itself: “Two bad eggs. The man got what was due him; the woman whe SCIENCE Adventure | the ts what ———~ Dally Lenten Bible reading and meditation prepared for should be put away for a time and given a chance to BY ALBERT APPLE Commission on Svangelism of reform.” % : TH pockets of small boys yield peculiar collections yi ge nll prayer ae aceamaiae! Ay dln If the pretty young woman hopes for acquittal, she Maybe you read about 9year-old Arthur Parker, MONDAY fed ae should yearn for a jury of “unworldly” men. knocked down and run over by a taxi. In his pockets they || Joy and Pain of Leadership “And, while » found 5 tops, 73 brass buttons, 60 marbles, 2 Tt was in the early spring of 1924 that the rebin lost his reputation, haieeaeeg : oden cigaret holder, a pair of clappers, 10 cigare also, pe ee yuth organ and a jew's-harp. This will not surprise the mother of any health Mr. Burns Natural normal tendencies. If there’s anything amazing about PPEARS before the house appropriations committee thur’s pockets, it’s that their contents didn’t include a tos Mr. William J. Burns, director of the bureau of in- (4 couple of white rats, a quart of bright pebbles and seve vestigation, department of justice. Mr. Burns seeks radio sets. much money for support of the bureau of investigation, Spring is approaching, and boys are beginning to collect department of justice. For what? For aid in other inves- aces ° tigations like those of the Walsh or Wheeler committees? HE small boy is close to the savage state. His mania for|, “@P!TATION eng Minbar ar Far be it. But, money to save the country from soviet collecting odds and ends of “junk” is inherited from of Jee a pieca| “Reds.” That’s what. Radicalism is becoming something (the savage, who adorns himself with glass beads, feathers, | fierce, says Mr. Burns. Children are being taught to have ete. opinions. Societies are organized to promote civic liberty. The instinct of accumulation asserts itself in the lowest First thing anybody knows, folks will begin to believe | forms of human life. Civilization makes it more intense. Hosea they’re entitled to free speech, free assemblage and free | This accumulative instinct separates us from the animals. |setves resolutely against the persua-| | press. It’s something terrible. Mr. Burns has reports of | Crows and rats sometimes gather and hide queer collections, |*!ve power of the love of God) | his agents and other documents to prove it. |But as a rule the animal accumulates only what is actually Thru !t all there was this calm) | But, Mr. Burns is, really, natural. How can a fellow ~|needed to sustain life. brane shared that finally men in great) | expect pay for 2 job unless there is a job? The head The squirrel works scientifically, hoarding nuts but not of the bureau of investigation, department of justice, can- (any more than will be needed during the winter. The ant ¢ not, for personal reasons, show that there is a job in in- {has his storehouse of food. So does the bee. But the 0 ec vestigating the department of justice, can he? O, Lord, |purpose of their accumulation is to keep them alive when| yi.) jing ot atl an no! So, Mr. Burns is compelled to show that he has a job (food is scarce. eae’ Cha. brutht aahaliscon by showing that all of us are becoming “Red” enough to | Man alone tries to accumulate more than he needs. PRAYER assassinate the president, or somebody equally as good, | RS p himself to living an low bh oO and set fire to the Capitol. HE way people fight for money, you'd thjnk they ex- bg / Mr. Burns has had great experience in the private pected to be here on earth for at least several thou- omet, in ore detective agency business. It is one of the neat policies sand years, r of that business, when business is slack, to make jobs Does any of them ever get enough? Not so you can . where there aren’t any. Mr. Burns is what Tiajuana notice. jr would call “running to form.” If he can show that he | The savage with his glass beads, the boy with pockets! mea must and can put down us “radicals,” give him the money. | crammed full of trash, the rich man struggling to acquire| « After meals you want some- thing more—a bit of sweet 1 i Amen. right, 1924—F, L. Fagiey) sure, thru Ch Tf he can’t fire him! wealth that he no longer needs—all three have much in com-| | with a change of flavor. . FBI ROM 5 | mon. « The news from Washington is now that the Ohio crowd doesn't. | ea wie auninesansary tos ucovidetunianteceenny (olla A THOUGHT }) Mids ryan really is that ‘some- jand a “better chance” for the children. But when we pass a 1] Ing more and it’s more than that! Itis a great aid to your good health, as medi- cal authorities say. This is from a recent book on health: “Many physicians now recom- mend gum chewing.... for a better and more complete change of the starches into dextrin.” WRIGLEYS after every meal —means that your digestion is aided while your pleasure is served; teeth and diges- tion both benefit. It’s Terrible adh ad er erp ad the quest becomes an obsession |msan use htafully ot Tin Co x hd fe | ye cress are making » terrible mistake! For in- | A large part of the misery, friction, hatred and ill health|7-aws-can diecerce win | stance, the’ Los Angeles Times, than which there 18 | of life is due directly to the mania for acquiring more wealth ‘emove.— Milton . none other more willing to grovel, announces that immi- lthan we need. Life can be a very happy adventure and gration legislation is one of the few subjects to receive | journey, if we enjoy ourselves as we go along instead of serious consideration “in the confusion of the president's i trying to hog everything in sight. | congressional investigating orgy.” Get it—the president's | ‘Thrift, carried to extremes, is a savage vice. ‘gy: | Calvin Coolidge fathering an orgy! It cannot be true. Calvin hasn’t taken the slightest part in investigation of J ES | Y Ol ] RSELF anybody or anything until dynamited into it by terrible facts. He has stuck by every fellow needing investigation for Remembering Nonsense until the evidence was strong enough to make a cigar store Indian go on a tear. | ee iertee eee cs ea Gea aE ic We'd like to ask the party organs how they can ask | inapatieGite an anaehiSe bine * you ltan riphte cabieved * Bulena Secy:| us common folks to keep cool, if the very fount of frigidity will have a chanee to find out| See, 1115 Conn. Ave. N. W, is running an orgy. The organ editors owe Mr. Coolidge {/"Hether this is #0 or not by trying Washington, 1. C) a retraction. \ the The idea ts to seo whether you pote ETE |can hold some. meaningless avilsbles QUESTIONS Opportunity knocks but no one answers. The fellow who writes the |in your mind sufficiently heads for the Congressional Record has no head at all. repeat them after you have heard| AND |them once. | nounce these nonsense syllables dis. | | tincth nd separ y at the rate of | YOU an get an answer to any one ble per | duestion of fact or informa- || | ~~ TA are to attempt to repeat them. Be-|] Editor, Stars. Washington Bu- || wT 47S AMG theo ; tain.|| eau, in22 N.Y. Ave, Washing. \gin with the e t group, contain- |) ton, ‘r nelosing two cents ing three nonsense #yHables. Then |] stamps for reply. M 1, st ts Ly but not It Is an Economical Fuel Because It Is Clean and free from all non- burning substances. And every bit of it produces a good quantity of heat, Fine for these cool mornings and evenings, You Get Your Money’s Worth ond. Then you|| tion by writing to The Question try the next and marital | Dedicated to ities \eyllables yo-del-mor; si-| THE WASHINGTON CREW ee et a e underta ka-moo, queata (Tune: Mandalay) Four syllables; | Wi-pone-cum; |) EDITOR, para ‘There are crews upon the water and the crowds are on the shore, | | bw-por-ab-ki, i Scare | " ‘ " And the gleaming shells are racing with a flash of flying oar Five syllables: La.pesel-fi-nu;] | a. My ay! there bap i A iietd pore Wellington Coke Your choice of several fla- They are coming! They are coming, with a burst of rhythmic cor.de-bab-arma Ta ceab’ hiete M Gaal te | —at— H yisoes hte ix syllables: Lewunsindudm.| A. ‘Two of them: one was empor. vors, all of the WRIGLEY Sy day is 20 + fo.de oc-n! or of the East from 474 to 491 A.| . ey : ive a cheer, boys! Give a cheer, boys! See the shell tha Jel-ni-moc-nl-por or of .| | ae a epee y he shell that’s in A A oe niateel ir Beiie-oli-ven oui HDPE hie, ONO Wa eben libeep hee 00 : quality—sealed in its purity jj |ty-rus ex-ro-mi-en-tu. of Citium, in Cyprus, He was the It’s the Purple and the Gold! With her Huskies, brave and boldt | Wight syllables: Ix-du-um-de-por. | founder of the Stoic school of phil- package. e. flee them rowing, rowing, rowing as her crews have rowed of old! osophy. Washington! Your sona behold tales of greater glory told, | 2 | see PER TON ‘As the crew is rowing, rowing for the Purple and the Gold! | Telling It | Q. Is tt wrong to say “admit of”? At the Bunkers From Seattle to Poughkeepsie, where the waters glint and gleatn * Bini lie ro peat ttese tte ee “Burns With Wrigley’s ; 5 erefore, omitted | 1 May the loyal crews of Washington forever be supreme! (GQ i I. . Bring the cloudy days or clear ones! There's a crew that meets to ongress || ; ney Me, Dratis makes the the test, (Excerpts trom the Congressional || What is the record for the next cigar ‘Where the golden, glowing sunset tints the heavens in the Weut! Record) ane snowfall in the United ; he r ! n It’s the Purple and the Gold! With her Huskies, brave and boldt | RIGHT ON THE a A. The deepest snow on record in > cane eter ‘Thru the future they are rowing a# her crews have rowed of old! || ; 7 vOBt the United States fell at Summit TRENGTH Washington! Your sons behold tales of greater glory told, | Now that the administration has} Cal, in January, 1911, It snowed {us} G ‘As the orew ta rowing, rowing for the Purple and the Gold! eeeeticnten ibe, Sd Te eo [continually for sim days and the ON’ Pp { srlgergteete MG hoeed oe gtk EPPERMINT . it had, the president of the United |4- eas wag reer hae a bn RRO 5 WSR States appoints a board to see if] for one day waa th an Me eral \ they eanno! find some more ofl—| days, 68 inches, and f nohea; two F.C. FERAKE LAVOR Senator Copeland (D.), New York, | 70 inches, “ or three days, Oatsroeny 901 FAIRVIEW AVE, 7