The Seattle Star Newspaper, December 28, 1923, Page 18

G. M. T. C. CHAMPION THE SHAM : FRIDAY, DECEMBER. 28, 1028, _ .’ Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks °- ADAM AND EVA Mother’s Cigars BUT ADAM YOU WELL EVA, OTHER IS COMING, VLL bo ITY WELL, THE MLL LIGHT ADAM! LIGHT ONE OF] | (FIT KILLS | COULD DIE. WERE A BARGAN. HER CIGARS QUICK. ME. SMOKING ONE. \ DIDN'T KNOW OF THESE WHAT ELSE. ‘TO a ? seoesny BY WILLIAMS | THE OLD HOME TOWN (er ty ea) SHES AREARIN | Miss Mildred Keats, musical comedy actress, called by Edgar Selwyn the “most beautiful brunet in America,” repe resents one-half of the reason for predicting record-breake- ing attendance at the Citizens’ Military Training campa | next summer. The other half will be up to some irresistible | blonde. Miss Keating got in the galaxy of army favorites. when she said a loud “amen” to Pershing’s advice: “Whena@ | man asks you to marry him, make him show his C. M. T. G, | badge.” — | ; | 9, | twice as much each year on faces = | ere’s Those Gu | powder, cosmetics and perfume" Statistics Again | si Prot. 4. N. Farmer, in an ad- | CHICAGO, Dec. 27—Chewing | 2°®% here, “as we "pay for the iabraegserata peo se arpa | salaries of all teachers In elemene | kum costs America $50,000,000 @n-| tary and high schools thruout jnually, The United States spends| country. The amount we’ spent | more for luxuries of all kinds in aj jewelry annually represents @ single year than it has spent for| larger than all the endowments: jeducation in the entire history of|all the colleges and universities in the country. “We spend nearly| the United States.” (oe Midi Sg g EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO . hs HOP HENDRICKS MADE A RESOLUTION cf e 3 x ics _ QUIT THE LSE OF TOBACCO -ToD~AY = — MOMENTS WE'D LIKE TO LIVE OVER TO OOAS SEEN “TO DISCARD A , I'M GLAD TO FIND You IN, MR. TRUE, (3) YOuR FIRST BOB SLED. PRACTICALLY NEW CIGAR RIGHT IN 2 7 OUR COMPANY WOULD UKE TO CET oS. A BRIG STATEMENT FROM YoU IF ----- New Year Presents RY I'VE GOT TWENTY CENTS “\ HAVE FIFTY CENTS ‘=<4e must put THese )| 4 (THEY CLEANED AND | WANT FOUR LEFT AND POLIKE To | { }} THINGS SOME PLACE MY ROOM YESTERDAY { WHERE MOTHER IY, SO THIS 1S SAFE- i WON'T FIND THEM - CIGARS FOR MY DADDYS GET A BOX OF CANDY FOR i i NEW YEARS PRESENT MY MOTHER'S NEW YEARS \ PRESENT- / GO Back AND TELL YouR Coma ~] PANY TO SEND CLT A MAN SS ——— THAT DOESN'T USE R | PERFUMERY ti! (3 THAT BRIGE ENOUGH THEM DAYS IS GONE FOREVER Handle This on Your Hub-Caps BY GOUN YourRE THE WE USED TO THINK (T THEM DAYS Ig STRANGEST LAD I THINK LUE QUITS A TREAT TO RIDE ? QVER SEEN ! IN A MACHINE GONE FOREVER! Do you know— How to write an Invitation and how to reply to one? How to set your table for a formal dinner; how to serve such a dinner; how to plan the menu? How to dress for a dinner party? What to wear at a reception? How long to stay when making a call? ‘ho proper use of bread and butter plates? How to entertain successfully without a mald? When and how to return a call? | How to make a correct introduction; what to say when being ee introduced? ¥ ; TAKER How to give an order to a walter? How much and when to tip? FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS i Whether you may ask a man frleod to “all upon your , : | When to accept and when not to accept a social favor? : When to shake hands and when not to? vf s ss | How to dress for the office? ( aytanol \ 7 / astiel 5 a — Steak Maes on | What aman should wear for a formal occaston? 4 vidaT | 1 ET Yo LL i | a How to dress on a Pullman car? TALL! TSE ETE T eee ee ee ra tees. How to register at a hotel? tinea All this and much more is Included tn a 10,000-word booklet specially prepared by and copyrighted by the Washington bureau about, may obtain the booklet by filling out the coupon below. inclosing the requested postage, and mailing to our Washington bureau. i Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, } 1822 New York Ave., Washington, D. C. } want a copy of the booklet, “Etiquette for Everybody,” and inclose herewith five cents in postage stamps for same, Name Street and No.. } City... State