The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 21, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 The Seattle Sta Pudlished Dally by The Star Pudlishing Co, 1907 Beventh Ave. Phone Main Newspaper Enterprise Association and United Pr ef city, 00 per month, 3 months $1.60, ¢ months Hor, city, 880 a month, ‘an, Nicol) & Ruthmas, Spectal Nepresentatives, fan Francivoe By, ‘Gilm offic, Monadnock Hidg.; Chicago oftion, Tribune Mida; New Tork effion Canadian Pacific Bids; Hoston office, Tremont Bide. A Madman’s Plan The return of former Kaiser Wilhelm I to Germany would be the act of a madman. Death or exile would be his fate. The whole tragedy of Napoleon’s return from Elba would be re-enacted with the roles reversed. ‘ Beaten by the British, Prussian, Russian and Austrian alliance, Napoleon abdicated in April, 1814. The powers sent him to the Island of Elba, in the Mediterranean, There he plotted to regain his crown, and, in 1815, es- caped to France and made his dash for the throne, A large part of the French army rallied to his support, but he was crushed forever at Waterloo and banished for life to St. Helena by a convention between the allies, The allies of today—or, if not the allies combined, then France—will not allow the former kaiser to occupy the throne again. That is certain, : His return to Germany and attempt to win back his crown would be the signal for a formal demand for his being handed over to the allies, which, if not complied with, would mean a march on Berlin. The ex-kaiser would either be captured or lose his life resisting capture. Once in the hands of the allies, he could be tried under the terms of the treaty of Versailles “for a supreme of- fense against internatianal morality and the sanctity of treaties,” or forthwith banished by special agreement, or convention, as was Napoleon. Maybe Frederick William's return to Germany is just a feeler put out by hls dad, However, the Paris press is making some "Hang him!" remarks and papa will be wise to stick to Doorn while the sticking Is good. Terrible reflection on the medics, but down in Fresno Patrolman Moran is found to have an appendix in his left chest, his heart on his Tight side and no left lung. And he passed examination for the army. Now that the midsummer football game in Berkeley Ix over, we suppose Washiagion will try to arrange a July hockey ganic. Those who do not bevaye in dancing have nothing to dance about. »” “Blow-U ps” Always “Blow Over” Senators investigating the veter&™ bureau are now holding up their hands in horror at theations tn- earthed. They have found inefficiency, W@~" jack of discipline, and some instances of dishonesty in the'v. aA all of which contributed to the negligence of treatnit.. for wounded soldiers. : : The senators have been astonished to find young, small- salaried doctors entrusted with the lives of thousands of ffering men. and small caliber officials have been entrusted with the expenditure of millions and millions of dollars. But as yet no senators have placed the blame upon themselves for the rotten conditions in the veterans’ bu- reau. Yet congress has contributed to the waste, extrava- 3 gance and abuses of the veterans’ bureau just as much as E have incompetent executives, assistants and clerks. ssman, talking to a friend, said: tev act 600 veterans’ cases in my office now that would never get thru if they were mixed up with the regular routine stuff of the bureau. But I've got to wait for this thing to blow over before I can get anything for vets ny district.” nis sina will “blow over,” like all others. The in- vestigating senators will make reports expressing their horror. There will be a i which look for some 500 gentlemen in congresfo tu. “waiting for it to blow over,” to sweep doweror “special reau with requesh—amounting BY a consideration. ead ty And then it will t This must ineyj ganization wher” jes, broker” footharican visit seems to have pepped up Lloyd George consid rst thing he did on returning was to turn a back | er : ck handspring d join hands with Asquith, whom he pushed out of power In 1916." “blow-up.” ;»<tf€ order of events if an or- it is to deal with broken bod- id broken hearts remains a political Ben Franklin's picture will appear on the new $100 bills, There was a tme, once, when that would nearly have satisfied Ben's ambition, Maybe there is something to all this talk abor re is ut how the world changing. New England has begun to bonst about its climate. : ‘ People who get familiar on sh Gece should not be noticed. 4 Land Worshipers real estate deal in New York city involves the ¥ of a strip of land 10 feet deep and only Hvostuieds one mch wide. A surveyor made a mistake in civil war days, oir tiny Be had si be bought to clear the title. eneration worships land rather than the old calf. Land ownership is the keystone of our Npasea Ot €conomics, also the foundation of a lot of our troubles memmectative ue ce land in cities is created by the les of people who work on the la > ,, Tather than by the qwners. De a eet Senator Couzens is out to wr eck the Fi 0 1 pots aig orcas scans ie Ford boom, but Henry's friends d chains to keep it in the middle of the Another thing to kick about on that song—the Fraternal Order of oe Bananas” has been organized. ; wonder kids grow up to look like thelr dads egret All they do is loaf Wotta Life! It Was Heary Ford who started it. He predicted sy ag milk on eggs and things liké that, a erplocat a EM ciite 4 lisp of the lip, he wiped the mooing Now 37. he off the landscape of life, all iis of mithatic tone eee scientist, predicts Yor breakfast, ete Ee e will simply have a pill medinner, or sup, 4 pi OE noon lunch, and three pills bacon and eggs ‘ “a er it is called in your set. the open-faced he co fee, the succulent buckwheat bout tiee-honored de pie, the delectable ice cream m and later ancestry, Pal ckling heritages from d pale, blie and red, yellow’ disappear, and pills, pink | se the Well-known groaning pa White, will reign where | aed Peover scientigtt4 Bed mighty sway. hat, in #pear day, we will not jth the announcement | \) y willtake the place of not a A\shot of elec- ythe Jamen eet restorer. ted Steinmet: 1 \ puld be working: but te he “a of ar iw aa eet pected, keen children tndeny, Very 44. to work, Y from #6 thle ies ue Vite ES ® ~ = he auto, ste} i. ft at home ons Ferrey, a Chaycat! tse man claim ms 9 cl Containea) mii My THE SEATTLE STAR Potential Presidents Beginning a Series of Informal Caricatures and History on the Leading Lights in the Battle to Sit in the White House V~ “ N \\\\ aS yy X a > = ) THIS, GOOD PEOPLE, 15 “clean-up” in the bureau. After —ypresume the latter will | “Where Westlake Crosses the Canal” | Hi. HIMSELE HIRAM W. JOHNSON—Lawyer. Born September 2, 1866, | |at Sacramento, Cal. Member of the prosecuting attorney's staff in the San Francisco boodling cases, 1906-1907. ernor of California, 1911-1915, Re-elected for term 19 1919. Resigned in 1917. A founder of progressive party in [1912 and ¢andidate that year for vice president. United fYurtes senator from California for terms 1917-1923 and 1923- Fasccne me, San Francised, pplidze, it is assumed, is too well known to be Included In re is om from the list.) | 5. SCIENCE} Dirigibles Grow. Europe Progresses. Helium Big Aid. . The British ment has com y to thee myted Itael ( ev lishment of 4 dirigibjpcrs "7 TS India. | manufacty tities 1 fanada gaga.government of Spain has en man Zepengineers of the old Ger line for trat.gompany to t South Americ Ween Spain and have a erul rankwe ships will and will ) panneity. mail and baggege. T' the rigid type and hav SMILES A radio mensage sent to Warnaw returned the same second, and we t inet ILC use hydrogen or t binme the message at al! | Uheatff gas, but it ts reasonable Idle rumors are the world's cham pion speed demons. ee explode or burn Senator says the coal situat The Fee Tire fon Ist Offer BY W. HL. PORTEREIELD WIRESHIGEON: Noy, 21.-—The clans aro gathering for what promises one of the most dramatic nossic 4 of con- «rosa in our re tory Thero will b ventigations. naval oll reserve neandal will recelve early attention when the report of Senator Walsh of Montana, signed by Ladd of North Dakota» and Andrieus Jones of New Mexico, tn filed, demanding the cancellation of the famous Fall-Sinclalr — oll lands leases, Then the fight will be on, Into this fight will be drawn not only former Secretary Wall, but also Secretary Denby and Ansistant Secretary Roosevelt of the navy department, It 1s rumored hereabouta, on what appears to be pretty good authority that Denby Is about to haye the skids put under him as a member of Mr, Cgol- fdge'n cabinet and that he will either be given the republican nomination for senator from in Dome Michigan (in caso Jim Couzens declines to run) or that he will be appointed to one of the im portant ministerships or am- bassadorships of tho Far East as soon aS & good resignation ofters. The other night Senator Cou- zene told me that Mra, Couzens didn't like Washington and that he had almost made up his mind not to run for the Job, which rather indicate that this would be the position to be offered Denby. The rumor goes on to ay that T. F.; i# then to be given Recretary Denby's place in the cabinet and nbxt fall to be groomed as republican chndid- ate for governor of New York, but that doesn’t sound Mkely. eee The next scandal to be “in- vestixated” will be the Veter- ans’ bureau mens. Senators Reed of Penneylvania and Od- die of Ne are being assist- ed in th investigation by Walsh of Mansachusetts who ts ac Jating a big batch of which 0G oP. to con- leaders of an investiga bureau h neveral 9 beamirched. en will come ? 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Probe! Probe! Cow wecan - PEA ramatic Session Secretary of the Interior Work 16 doing wll in his power to {njure the idea of government reclamation, When Work gots thru with his sinister attack on public reclamation, there won't be a Chinaman's chance for appropriations from congrons at this nonsion, mick, recently let out @ blast calling on the country to avold Europe and inferentially whoop- ing it up for Hiram, So there js one support ho ean figure on In Miinols, Hiram can have California's delegates if he wishes, but on totally different grounds—thone Who will support Hiram of public rervice to m great Johnson for president in the tate, In California Hiram ts « senate? Well, Medill MoC fighting progrensive. LETTER FROM \V RIDGE MANN Nov. 21, 1923. Dear Fotkn: “The Cat and Canary’ ‘Is playing in town. The wife said to’ go, so we went, It wae—and I tremble in put- ng it down—a-otirring, exciting event. There isn't a thing that it misses pr lacks, in making a mystery play; it shimmied the shivers in all of our backs, and gave us 4 spinal trappe. They started it out with the tale of a ghost, a tale of ® maniac, too, Our hair wan erect as @ telegraph pont, our faces aenemic in hue, Wo started to jump like @ Mexican bean at every significant nolse—altho we were told, in the opening scene, the rules for a confident potse. At home, later on, every creak of the floor contained a mysterious squeal, We jumped at the sound of the slam of a door, or hearing an automobile. We turned out the light as wo huntled to bed; and, hearing the yow! of a eat, I Jumped seven fect as I fearfully sald, “Now what in the dickens wan that?” . This morning, on hearing the /ringing alarm, I woke at the break of the day, The night hadn't brought an tota of harm; our terror had melted away. 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