The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 21, 1923, Page 14

PRESENCE OF MIND PREFERS 0 LAUGH ai “Talking about rare instances of] “Why do you laugh when real pregenco of mind," remarked |anybody mentions your flivver? BY CAP HIGGINS MONEY DOESN'T Linger ono of the smokers, “there was the| ‘Bocause,” answered Mr, Chugginas,) LONGER NOWADAYS j CAN'T instance of Bil! Homer of our| ‘I'm trying to be a philosopher. Z ‘ AVOID EM town, reported by Bill himself, Bill| When anybody talks pc A naan <2 a Wik and the rest of us had been mak | flivver you've got to do one id a. ——— 3 7 fa {og a night of {t and it was about |things—laugh or get mad.’—Weal j = , . AS 4 i 3 a. m, when Dill carefully let him: | ington Btar. be p = , Ge \ self Into his house, climbed the 2h SRE 2: ga > bd 1 4 ’ atairs without ald of shoes, got un SHOCKING i % s drensed und partly into bed, when| Sailor Friend—You say the parrot well etmnl y Mrs, Bill stirred, Bill's hair stood | 1 gave you uses improper language? on end thru fear of what was com English Proft—Very, Why, © card it split an infinitive today- ing, But Mrs, Mill merely turned | he New York Bun and Globe, half over and nleeplly asked: “Is that you, Fido? _ — aes ? “At once Bill got off a little, weak SAYS MA TO PA whine and licked ber hand,” “What's your opinion of thers scanner rar ears women who imitate men?” READ TO GRANDPA “They're {diots.”” “Grandpa, why is it that you “Then the imitation Is success. have no halr on your head?" ful.’—Hamilton Royal Gaboon, "Grass does not grow on a bus, prsccnuacina leet nhs dae street, ” | DAUGHTER'S FELLER'S PROOF “Oh, 1 gee, Itican't get up thru| “What proof have you that you the concrete,” ~ Washington Sun |can support my daughter’ Dodger. “Haven't I been engaged to her erp ys args for over n year?’—New York Post. A DANDY COOK ———<—<———— “Our new cook always boils our CORRECT mr OUR WAY. ~~ BY WILLIAMS|THE OLD HOME TOWN ~—_—S-BY- STANLEY | breakfast eggs too hard.” | Teacher—Johnny, name a collee er ; = e: é => “You are lucky. We can't get) tive noun. | = Senco —— HOLD BR A) “1, “it wae Jour cooks to stay that long.” lq vacuum cleaner,”—Life, 1S SHA’ | es = 3 ii I i | You SAY, IN NORE WAY EF TOONT GEA Pn =. fe 4 (Sean's | IT WAS A GALA AFFAIR ISET rT RIGHT = RIP IF Nou PUT rT . = lat, pkey HERE BY TH’ _ ; INTH' HEATER ! BUT | ea) = =4 "a, | si} PICKLE? 8 ag Ene ee HEATER 2/7 98 DONT _LET ME KETCH ss) $Y pit ME : j IE Me BI, oy Kiet Uk YOO PUTTIN TH HEATER NONGSYOD GET 5 : US WRONG WERE NOT SELLING PIPES TO SMOKERS-— \ ¢ ay \N “THAT SHANTY ! @ Ol on — STANLEY axe - y NOU DONT CATCH THE OLD GROSSING AUNT SARAH PEABODY, LEADER OF THE SOCIETY* FoR “THE G7 WATCHMAN STANDING OUTDOORS TO orul SUPPRESSION OF PIPE SMOKING COLLAPSED WHEN SHE | Yj O GET WARM WHEN HE CAN GET ee REALIZED “THE TWO PIPE SMOKING DRUMMERS WERE Vf THE SAME. RESULTS AND BE INDOORS, ' @ UNJUSTLY ACCUSED OF AIDING LOCAL RIPE SMOKERS - Yi - * La a Te tg DOINGS OF THE DUFFS 1A Real Change S aay = STZ You'RE NOT W << VERY SMART { AT ScHooL: / | STOOD - : BETTER THAN Prince Paul of Serbia (right) wore a gorgeous uniform| DID You EVER when ke married Princess Olga of Greece recently. They ( HEAR OF THE DEAD are shown here after coming from the Belgrade church in SEA? WELL, MY GRANDFATHER KILLED iT! iY MY DADIS SMARTER) & _f SAY, DO You THAN YOUR OLOMAN- iis KNOW WHAT MY ‘ GRANDFATHER DID? LIKE FUN HEIS!? AE PULTE ' YOURE CRAZY! Leal MOUNTAINS!/POOH! | which the ceremony was performed. EVERETT TRUE __ BY CONDO | (*ContRACT’!! ‘You DIDN'T REQUEST ANY CONe> TRACT WITH SMITH! WHY Do You INSIST ON A CONTRACT WITH M&E YOU KNOW MG JUST«AS WELL AB YOU DO HIM, Donit*vout | _ a ee ee — oS. SS SS SS SS ES SS ES SS SS SS ee ————— ESS WEY CANT THEYGO BACK Yo | THEM DAYS IS THES STYLES THEIR MOTHERS GONE FOREVER ¢ USD TO Wae !- (ill NOUN Y IN MOON ot NN | What to give the children for lunch at school? ‘The eternal question that faces all the mothers of tots up to the ‘teens, Our Washing ureau is ready to help you solve this problem. Government experts have worked it all out. Our bureau has @ bulletin that will ve to give you dozens of “pointers” on what, why and how to meet the school lunch problem. Send for it by filling out the coupon below. FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS — as GEE-DONTCUA j ieee aot SPOSET COLD 4b HokorAunire £ BOYA NICEMNIFE /| LiKE TUISFoR IS ) LIKE Yours FoR | CENTS 7? 1 SHOUD A IB CENTS 54) say Nor! Tus eee 7} SA GOOD KnIFE- ae | COST A WHOLE I - QUARTER 4 py | e ee BY BLO T6UESS SO# How DO You WISH IT CHANGED ? .— Co iitusn ! ( “MERE TILL Uy Rous warn CLIP COUPON HERI wwe Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1522 New York Ave., Washington, D. ©, I want the bulletin, “School Lunches,” and inclose herewith { five cents in loose postage stamps for same, Nate ie svicsncpsorsscunes ssdgbeagecatecsaceses Beaseseecces Street and No....