The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 14, 1922, Page 6

| that isn’t why the town was burned. ae The Seattle Star biiehing Oo Phone Main 0 United Press Service. By € Pudlished Daity by The Star Paper Enterprise Association am » Passing ot the Wicked Wiggle Flapperism is going out. Not the flapper. She always has been, and will continue to be, in our midst. But for two years now, bare-kneed, in her suit of tweed, she has shocked the Mrs. Grundys of Main Street until they are shock-proof. . The older girl—the neglected wallflower. sought. These two years have been lean years for that , unclassified female between the age of 25 and 30. When flapperism first began to be knocked and consequently known, she was puzzzled what to do. The vast majority of her kind settled the problem by following the popular formula of tweeds and “roll your own.” But wearing fiapper clothes and being a flapper were two different things, as she soon found out. The wallflower girl was bewildered by an unknown vocabulary—snake’s hips, bees’ ‘knees, darbs—and the like, If she went on parties she had to pet. If she didn’t pet she didn’t go. If she tted and went on parties, dancing parties, she had to ave the flapper jag. But she didn't have the pep. She didn’t have the energy simultaneously to do the latest Wicked wiggle, moan with the saxophone, keep the wrig- oe rhythun and string ’em along. So she started staying i evenings and going out occasionally to the movies With some unfortunate friend who hadn't been able to make the kick. ; There are those who will tell you that the exit of flap- is due to the return of the long skirt. Back in Bitten they have even formed a club “tu keep ‘em ” But it is not a question of the length of the skirt, or the receding limb; it is a matter of decision that reaches and forces the flapper to the rear of the stage. The decision is given by 17 authorities who declare that aged age at which women reach the topnotch of the y scale; several of these deny that beauty exists at ‘sil in a woman under 25. And a canvass of recent novels @iseloses that 28 is the average age of the heroine today. ? D. W. Griffith, Morris Gest, Gutzon Borglum, Augustus s and Florenz Ziegfeld, jr., are among these author- The rest are authors, painters, sculptors and play ~is again to be jucers. So the flapper wil! flap back to her childhood position— being seen and not so deafeningly heard. And the 4 d, trampled-on female woman will come again into r own. seven-year itch has broken out in one Russian town. They are forward to 1929. What makes a half bald man madder than buying « whole haircut? Every man deserves s living wage except a saxophone player. What About Cat’s Whiskers? ~ Being asked of what use are a cat’s whiskers, The Star’s ‘ashington Bureau says they're so sensitive that when ‘cat gets into a tight place his whiskers notify him and will go no farther. This answer may be misleading to readers, but probably to cats. The discussion of tariff, politics, Turks, foot- i and so forth, is getting monotonous, and considera- on of the why of a cat’s beard promises a pleasant n anyhow, The feline whiskers are sensitive, true, but you just w out a partly empty salmon can and you'll find a head, whiskers and all stuck fast in it, anytime. don’t keep his head out at all. One smell and J aged farther—to the limit. 3 reach a reasonable decision as to the why of a cat's ikers, you’ve got to begin away back. Most evolu- its, looking across hundreds of millions of years— number doesn't matter; take all you feel you need— of opinion that the primordial cat, lately from proto- , developed as yet. ) whiskers to feel his way by, having no Ton After a hundred more million years, old ‘om discovered that hairs couldn't be relied on to find trees right quickly when dogs took after him, and so he ‘gradually developed eyesight. cs _. Of course, you may try to floor the scientific evolution- ists. One of the natural laws the scientists concocted is that whiskers must disappear because of non-use. But Science will surely come back at you by pointing out that why of a cat’s whiskers is that he can lick ’em after 's had his face in a saucer of milk. And there’s just as good logic in this case as in the Washington claim that a ‘at won't go into close quarters as long as he’s wearing his beard. Why is it that every eagle owned by a rich man hollers so much than the eagle owned by a poor man when they are both squeezed? it that society hardly hears the wail of the hungry, the hoarse ery of the soldier, but has its ear attuned to catch the slightest whisper @f distress from what we call the business interests?—Representative Little (f.), Kan. Chicago bandits robbed a poker game and the winners lost heavily, pe What Is Your Citizenship Worth? George Leopoldous has discovered that citizenship in the United States means something besides money. George came to America in 1896, penniless. As between the three modern Grecian arts—restaurant keeping, shoe- shining and candy-making—he chose the latter as his Vocation. When he had collected a fortune of consider- able dimensions, like many others, he went back home to spend it. The Turks came to Smyrna, where George had taken his residence, and left George $100,000 poorer. But citizenship papers saved his life. George’s misfortune will evoke tears from few Ameri- eafis. He probably now feels like the negro who, as he ‘was about to be hanged, observed to the sheriff, “Boss, this certainly is goin’ to be a lesson to me.” I am one of those who believe that a foreign born who comes to this country to make a living should think enough of the United States to Fenounce allegiance to his foreign ruler and become a citizen of the . United States —Representative Johnson (R.), Wash. When a girl who takes dictation marries her boss she becomes boss and he takes dictation, How Germany Pays Reparations % The war has been over nearly four years, but Germany has paid cash reparations of only about $400,000,000, _ Doing a little arithmetic, you find that the cash in- demnity payments thus average about $1.61 a year for each German, Maybe Einstein can figure out how long it will take, at this rate, to get the bill paid in full. Porto Rican girl wants $100,000 because a man hugged her a million times. Dime per hug, wholes Campaign against needlews acct Geen @ needed accident? A 4 's has been started, Have you ever There never will be enough happiness to supply the demand. making $26 a day in Chicago; but then, they have to live in Chicago. is a fine country, but Norway has a law making girls learn to cook before they marry. Dear Folles THE SHATTLE STAR It's hard for us to notlee, here, that winter time is growing near; » Alanka’s ¢ on the der clime it ¥ way It closes up becaune travel stops along the route, or elae the cold and snowy alr there re say the Yukon even now fs winter time, and we lonen up" today it freeser stiff Ul summer thaws; and Yukon folles must now get out, Will make them spend the winter But should they stay, I have a hunch, they'll beva quite contented buneh; the nighta are long, the darkness deep, they'll have a lot of time to sleep—which, In the city's busy atew, woe seldom find the time to do. They'll bave a chance to sav place to, go; no stores with aty vee, no boose to buy; the only mash and watch it brew rds a chin, an the game,” drops I'm glad I came—I hope 1 didn’t spoil © nome dough—there won't be any les to catch the eye, no shows to thing they have to do is mix the n evening's quiet game of o In” and then remaina te na They'll have a life of quiet bliss, fn recompense for what they mins; because, no matter where tho troubles may be more than A Hunter’s Side of It Editor The Star 1 eee L. M. Clarke is back again as he is every hunting season, wit the same old sob stuff about the mur dering of innocent and unprotected birds and animals, and I wish to! empty-handed? I'll be take this opportunity to voice my} Tr opinion I am sorry Indeed that the steh of a hunter fills him with horror dixgust und contempt, but it seem that there are more and more etery year and even the women are join ing the ranks of the brutes.” Mr, Clarke states there ts no #uch thing as & equare deal for the game. BUNK! Editor The Star In your Issue of the 11th, L. M Clarke takes occasion to deny to the sportamen their right to during our hunting season in ques’ of game birds and game animal go afield Star Lyceam Course BY USING THE COUPON BELOW Eight Superattractions Are: Oct, 36—DR. A. W. EVANS, famous Welsh erator. Nev. 4—MARGARET STAHL, ’ York. D. ALHERT, 27—GARNER JUBILEE 7 megroes from Jan, SINGERS, HANCIS JOYNER, impersonator. April 14— CERT QUARTET, comique. Single admiaston will be 60 opera STAR LYCEUM COURSE COUPON Mr. Fuller, ¥. MC. A, Fourth and Madison. Please send me (J 1 season ticket, $2.50. (2 season tickets, $4.00. (Mark your chotee.) Inclosed is my check for — Name .... Address . dasvhan Not good after Oct. 20 LECTURES BY EVANGELIST TAYLOR G. BUNCH WESTERN BIBLE CHAUTAUQUA TABERNACLE SUNDAY NIGHT— “The Big Beasts pf Daniel Seven —What Do They Symbolize?” Illustrated by moving paintings. OTHER SUBJECTS FOR WEEK TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17-— “Bolshevism—Political and Re ligious.” WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18— “Prophetic Forecast of an Age of Miracles.” Has Satan Miracle Working Power? THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19— “The Prophet Daniel's Picture of the Twentieth Century.” Thursday, Oct. 19, 2:30 P. M.— COOKING CLASS. Subject— “Proper Foods and Food Combi- nations.” FRIDAY, OCTOBER °20— “Seattle During the Millen. nium,” SUNDAY, OCTOBER 22— “WHERE IS HEAVEN?” WESTERN BIBLE CHAUTAUQUA TABERNACLE Fourth and Lenora Two Blocks North Times Bldg. Song Service, 7:45. Seats Free “hulking | #p Has he ever framped out The Joy of Bird Hunting re i altel Remember The Nam we go, in tropic sun or arctic snow few, we have a lot of blessings, tool thru the woods looking for game, awied thru underbrush” over his 1 | head, skidded over logs and crashed | thru windfalls for eight or 10 hours t/a day only to come home tired and| average hunter being | for t | wood pure joy of in the} | and cares little whether he} brings back the bacon or not. Of} course there are a few craba who kick when me back with noth: | " © a thousand good them. As to the/ | ox nd birde—that past history and no doubt they all went for a good caune. M. MONROE. yete, laying particular stress on the |pain and suffering endured by these creatures when pursued and brought | Vito bag He quite forgets that the framers | game jaw, © placed rigid and restrictions on the «ports during the short season allotted him, and where once such a thing jas bag limit was unknown, now un | der our laws, we aro limited to but }& modest number. |] Is it possible that Mr, Clarke ts too feeble to endure the amount of | fatigue it requires in searching our wooded areas for the game that was {placed there by our Creator? What Ja nation this would be if we were to jbe denied this healthful, invigorating | it) LETER FROM |" \V RIDGE MANN lban on the killing of poultry and of | wan the great out-of.door writer, Van | other “backing,” |wents the finest piece of acting on| | nature's stage,” le @ So many men think woman’s place is to be out of place. @ In Hongkong, a bank was robbed of $200,000. Civilization spreads. @ Smyrna is said to be the birthplace of bridge whist, but @ To keep it bobbed or let it grow, that is the question. @ A man is on anyone’s level if he is on the level. the packing houses. He, no doubt, haa never enjoyed the exhilaration of watching a pair of well trained pointers or setters, on 4 crinp October morn, searching the stubble, each talking the while as only a highly bred animal can with merry fing, to have one of them suddenly come to & s#tanch point, being promptly “backed” by hin brace r telling in Istakable lan age that he has located a bevy of SCIENCE || Birds’ Spectacles, Have Colored Film. || Aids Eyesight. Combats Fog. The remarkable observation haw been made that the eyes of birds contain drops of colored oll. For ex- ample, domestic fowls look out upon an orange colored world because of the globules of orange-colored ofl in the eye, which acts like an orange: colored lens. A careful study of thia phenomenon by an Investigator named Henning, has revealed the fact, according to there see the trophies he secured on bin African hunt, then read hie books on the great out-of-doors, 1 trow he'll éxperience a change of sentiment and finally, in conclusion, let me quote the good sportaman’s prayer for his benefit “Make me strong to endure and patient under failure, Give me steadiness of eye and hand and sure. ness of foot. Endow me with the The true sportsman never “pota’* hie birds. Me glories in giving them afl the chance in the world, for now the small bore guns are coming into almost universal usage, Where once the 10 and 12 gauge guns were used, now the 16, 20 and even the 2 1\%4-on and this requires the great est skill In centering your bird Let him experience the pleasure of a day's tramp afield behind such a bra he will have a change of heart e of does, and I venture to say | it Dyke, firet tir ot well “froze, id when he beheld the mange of a pair animais, When both | one pointing and the| “This, to me, repre the colors of the sunset, the strong lft of the racing wave, the growing green of the treetops, and all the lege of angling, where surely our | sights and sounds that make the out finny tribe have some feeling of | doors potent to heal and inspire pain when snared by the sharp « me hope in the morning rhed hook? Was it not the great; content at the end of day. Ab Ins Walton who sald: “Angling | all, make me a good sport, prepared tends to produce a gentleness of | for good and bad luck alike, as rendy spirit and a pure serenity of mind."/|to spare a# to kill, rejotcing most of What an example and heritage the} all in the wild life that ctonnes my immortal Roosevelt left for the ris-| path and goes scathiess on its way.” generation. Let Mr. Clarke visit FRANK R. ATKINS, museum of natural history, and 610 Hoge Bidg. Again, would he deny us the privt Americans First, She Urges Editor The Star cause I said that I thought an Amert- Being in need of work I was told/ can citizen should be given prefer. go to room 227, Postoffice bulld-jence, aa this other woman he had hired was just here a short while and both her husband and herself are working. While I realize foreigners have to live, too, it seems no more than right that an American citizen should be ¢ to ing, as they needed two women, and upon asking if the places were filled the man In charge of that depart. ment told me they were I told him I heard one wan not a| Hitzen: he told me in the first place the position did not require a citizen and that furthermore he found Very many Americans were very incom petent. He was very rude, Just government position MRS. CHEELY, 718 28th Ave. 8. "SALAD" = =A. ITS STRENGTH, PURITY AN FRAGRANCE ARE UNEQUALED me) eye to see and the soul to appreciate | given first chance, especially at a| SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1 @ Plasterers are @ This Reclam’s Untversu , that] ‘The use of automobiles In Bel; the object of thin in-| has increased almost 100 per crease the range of vinion, especially | since the war; there is now one car lin fowmy weat 1 every 230 inhabitants. @ matter of fact our own vision | ————_—— we “ARE Religious Principles Workable in Modern Business?” you Will listen spellbound as have thousands of others while this timely subject is discussed by that dynamle, thrilling ORATOR W. J. HINDLEY Former Mayor of Spokane Sunday, Oct. 15, 3P.M. 2:15 SPECIAL MUSIO YES, IT’S FREE! ped = glannes | ufiaided eye has a range of lin such weather, the donning of such | upectacles increases the visible dis ; tance to 2,000 yards, This provision | is Ukewixe very useful to birds of prey, enabling them to detect the | smallest animal on the #urtace of the) earth from great heights, | It In said, too, that the reddish yet low of} globules in the eyes of migrat ing birds make it possible for them to preceive the coast of Africa from the shores of Italy, even in @ dim light Literary Digest. eae "62 ea eA ER Rca Brain Testers Fill in the consonants so that the words read alike from top to bottom and from sid 0 wide r— . A °F gE Answer will be printed Monday, Answer to yeste 7 | | THEATR TWICE DAILY—2:30-8:15 MAIN 0222 | ORPHEUM CIRCUIT VAUDEVILLE ae 8:15 OVERTURE—CONCERT ORCHESTRA | | i] THE CHANDRON TRIO Aerialists Supreme ALICE AND MARY McCARTHY | 4:5 Two Little Girls in “Blues” —}_— a0 CLAUDIA COLEMAN in “IMPERSONATIONS” Miss Grette Ardine. . with TYRELL & MACK In “THE FRENCH MODEL” BILLY GLASON “JUST SONGS AND SAYINGS” js 9:26 an { actual fa iR. & (“fhe sicture of wanton slaughter TC Sealed Packet is your safeguard ffering ts quite at variance to Well might he put the By Neal R. O'Hara, Staff Humorist, New York World Children Are Glad to “Ring” the Liberty Bell Bank with Their Savings! HEY already know the aoe. of the famous Liberty Bell by heart. To have a Liberty Bell for their very OWN would please them more than words can tell. The Liberty Bell Bank is an exact replica of the famous Libert Bell. 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