The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 24, 1915, Page 4

THERE'S A SCENARIO WE JUST BouanT— TT HAG AN OLD WOMAN HEROINE . WE HAVENT ANY OLD WOMAN, SO iTS YOUNG By mail, out of city ‘The Seattle Star one year, $2.60; @ months $1.0 Entered at Seattic, Wash, Postoffice as By carrier, ety, ihe & mont “VT CALLS “FoR A SCENE WAL loeeTee PALACE . WEL, A LOGSTER Pa. ace (6 TOO MUOM BOTHER = WELL HAVE ITIN A vene™” 0 Per month up te ¢ mes ond-ctase matter “the board—as Otto Roseleat, 2 jon people.” It is the duty of the "s park system. These s best interests of the people at large. who holds it. Men we aside. Let members of the park board, RD IS NOT THE PLACE FOR IT. These 100-Point Babies remarks are intended solely for our readers who have a baby, or have d one. 5 We hope that every one our properly tried readers has a baby, or a dozen s, or has had them, but doubtless there Some poor unfortunates among our read- and such will not be much interested perusing these lines | They had a great “better ttle recently, and the physic al, mental and mic experts, claiming to have found sev- 100-point babies, give us, for the first a clear disclosure: of what scientific baby- points mean We have scen a-picture of one of these 100- oint babies. We're not baby’s name, some day she's going to be grown up and ish fiery red every time a kind old friend ds her a copy of that picture. The physical experts accredit this 20-month- baby with 100 physical points | The picture shows that there isn't a point her. She's a fat ball, with the neck of izefighter and an abdomen of three rolls unnecessary tallow passed this mental test, which, we are d, is the mental and eugenic test for a child » and one-half years old: =&S spoke in short sentences. She could Mint to eyes, nose and ears, knew the names her folks, “used” pencil and paper, recog- ized herself in a mirror, and when she saw dog. called it a dog Of course, it’s all right But there a 4S0r, OF €X-possessor, babies among » our readers who hasn't seen all that beaten to Na frazzic? We venture to say nay Why, we can put our hand on (figuratively peaking) 19 babies within a mile of this of- i¢ who can speak in both long and short Sentences, at 18 months of age, and you'll have 40 listen, too. » As to “using” pencil and paper, there isn’t one of them but can use them—eat them, if they feel like it—and use the ink bottte, I ————————— ba aby” contest in going to give the of AT YOUR GROCER'S The Point of View i in the Park Board ITCHIE M. KINNEAR, member of the Seattle park board, has resigned. ; Kinnear was not as illy fitted for the place as some other members of for instance, who once said he thought it was all fool- iness to spend money for playgrounds for children, or words to that effect. But, innear, like the others, has not viewed the job from the right perspective. Parks, primarily, are for the great mass of a city’s population known as “the Parks are breathing spots. joyment of those folks who cannot motor into the country to get close to nature. Seattle park commissioners to supervise and maintain the commissioners, aterests of the vast majority of the people whom they are striving to serve. _ The present board, in the opinion of The Star, has not always had in its mind True, the position of park commissioner is not a salaried one. I mean the people will not demand an accounting of his stewardship from any they must be men who have not forgotten, in the scra jar, that plain John Smith, who carries the dinner pail, is pretty much the same of a being as they themselves when the slight matter of the bank account is The park board administers property worth millions of dollars Wealth has, for its main purpose, the making of life worth living for John oe then—and whoever is appointed by Jill to succeed Kinnear—keep John Smith in mind. The automobile point of view is all right, Buy “Mount Vernon Milk” |} sinner have designs ¢ Parks are a city’s contribution to the then, should keep in mind the must have who can afford to give their time and study to the work scramble after the almighty All of this Maye in its place, BUT THE PARK blotter, writing desk and all in it, for | measure Pshaw! if you've got a baby of 20 months that can’t tell its nose or anything save a dog, call in a of, WHEN A legislator will vote for something by a standing vote and against it on a rol! call his constituents have made a mistake ADVERTISING MEN are going to preach jin 40 Chicago pulpits. They'll be convincing,| anyhow | CARRANZA IS to get him a navy. Wants two gunboats and a transport. Can the old 1 Texas? THIS MONTH contains the 650th anniver sary of the birth of Dante. Mr. Dante gave the world a view hell that was unrivaled up to the time of this E uropean war =~} A GOOD many men wear themselves out in working for Huxuries for descendants, who jhire lawyers to prove that their |Progenitors were fools } es WHY DON’ the allies re spond to that German asphyxi- jating gas by shooting jagent stuff across | of press the trenches? IF THE world keeps on go- ing the way it is, Harry Thaw ’ an prove himself sane by | process of comparison } | THE ORIGINAL “package | is a great problem tn the dry We fellow in Topeka who had the original package he acquired in 1886 NEVER town saw a .UDGE the valite of the contents of a girl's head by the number of locks on it | A FELLOW with a hot $1,000 has more fun than the one with a cook million W. 0. W. TO BANQUET Home camp, No. 28 W. O. W will give a musical entertainment and banquet to members, families and friends, at the W. O, W. hall, Fourth ave. and Marion at. Wed nesday evening, May 26. aH ne ner best) | But that does; from its cars and that,} upon seeing a dog, calls it a hen, or a giraffe,| for| STAR—MONDAY, MAY 24, 1915. PAGE 4. _ Sua eer tf GOO THEN "SEARCH ME! ALL I know] ¢ | gocoueae: ut or 1 wr Pav Tor RRICES Foe SCENARIOS?’ THEM TWO DOLLARS! * *ALSO 11 HAS A RARE PLOT AND AN ODD ENDING. UT OUR FILMS ALWAYS HAUE 4 WELLKNOWN PLOT AND THE USUAL ENDING . No, MAM, ~ JR. TRUE IS OUT AT a Noo 6O wh WONT s . CHANGE © PRESENT AND WON'T BE 1 WANT BACK FoR AN HOUR. DID To see NOU WISH TO LEAVE ANY Him Per- | WORDT pe Sennen J , , |AN Seattle men who are getting there or who have really arrived. They tell some- thing about themselves and their ING “ Would Fix That Mra, Youngwedd—Well, dear, I've found a flat, and the cara go right past the door, Youngwedd—W< methods that explain the how and why of their succe ‘t the notre of the electrics disturb your rest, j my love? Mre, Youngwedd—Ohb, the land lord assured me that I wouldn't mind it after the first two nights, and you know, d we can sleep the first two nights at mother's, *«£-e An Obvious Answer “What's the meaning of the political equality of the sexes?” ‘It means the same an domes equalit What the women Yote goes | tle Counts Up the Same Asker t of tts ma ntenance, and Btrange in Poland, where a third brother Bis year for gasoline When he contrasts the opportunt-|commander-in-chief of the army, for Kasol ties there with the opportunities od Seattle o way Ei ‘ou oO e en? } visited attic on his way East etapa Oh, no! T icesed th he rejoices that the land-hun-| trom San Francisco Sunday. He | money to a fellow that does = | Ker was strong enough to burst the | said America’s strongest defense | F oo. % tes that bound him to the home| seainst a hostile nation—undying | Clarifying It of his fathers loyalty of every citizen—is a thou. | One dollar, please,” said Dr sand times more important than @ E. J. Brown ) big standing army evade: ‘Paloleen entvoction et SCHOOL NEEDS CASH ey pe, The Original this does not apply in your MALTED MILK | Funds are needed for the John I do my painless extracting Walter Ackerson children’s home exactly as I claim. When Untoss you Ne Ge sory ll on Mercer island. A campaign has hurts, | charge for it. One dollar, jyou may get @ Substitute |. .:1.. ease € 6s Quite a Risk Two nursemaids were wheeling ther infant charges in the park when one asked the other “Are you going to the dance to. Physical Profits | he =i os HELP YOU PERSONALLY TO GET AHEAD. HERE ARE SOME the infant has fatty degeneration of the brain} morrow afterneen? | OF THE PROFITS TO BE MADE BY ADVANTAGEOUS BUYING and strabismus | “lam afraid not.” | Miah! Wo i bol ee CLOSEOUT SALE Fact is, the first thing any baby knows ts| “What!” exclaimed the other, Monarch Vi ¥ $3.99 * | And you so fond of dancing’ eyes, nose, ears and dogs, and if knowing} I'd like to go ed the Weight, 22 pounds such at the advanced age of 20 months means} conscientious maid, “but to tell $4.00 Economy Pipe Stock 100-point mentality and cugenics, we're all] the truth, I am afraid to leave the and Dies $2.66 crammed full of pep h attributes baby with ite mother.” | Cute 4 % and l-inc b pipe NO — A set will save many a plumb i = 5 er's and pipefitter's bill _ BILLY SUNDAY annou c will sta ) Constipation a $2.50 No. 1 Wells’ Hinged é cleaning up Chics in 1917. He probably! } Pipe Vise $1.55 . P wants ‘two years to build 42-centimeter|} Penalty of Age! Cuts % to 24-inch pipe vacuum cleaners. 1) io SOc Red Bull 3 vinch Blade ts I} = fis, tee Hatchet 29 ANOTHER ERROR seems to be that thel} Avancing _dobbed by Seattie Hard fellows who wrote a treaty in 1785 did not| sede cal’: tomo ak tae 50c 15Inch Beveled Horse take into consideration the Lusitania and the} it etetian % Mae peigy oben aot Rasp 22¢ ¢ submarine et 2.0 Bese ee * Usually sold at about 65c. Se P hahipichenienaiiaiies |} Cathar _ a pe Every horse owner needs one san reatives are os Pertecti ere eee THESE FELLOWS who are writing warl) vine ' action and Jullue Shafer, Successful Merchant saga ore teal abaeg edly lng plays seem to forget that any able hodied|} *euld bes gorau ‘6 LL wealth comes from | Northwest, where they gave land | 50¢ % Swan's Jennings Pattern Auger Bit ....... --.+-e+..+-. man can get $13 a month and see the real|{ , cari ecicad wad the ground. This |away. We came here, onl 1 Russell & Erwin, sole agents, which is a guarantee of thelr thing desk, that safe, the (that we were too young to file high quality ceria rug on the floor—every single | claims || THE QUICKER YOU BUY, THE SURER YOU ARE OF rrr ' thing in this office came from So, with our little capital, we| ff YOUR CHOICE OF THESE AND MANY MORE BIG BARGAI WHILE NATURALLY peaceable, we'd the ground. Money itself— opened a store on Second ave. | like to see the street car hogs declare war on silver and gold—comes fromthe | We bought a stock of furniture, } ’ 1415-1417 the automobile speeders with no implements cause furniture would make a big-| haved \ F | fer, of the er showing for the money than Fourth Av. a cond ave. | anything else we could think of | clothiers. “That le why,” he said, “from | the first | wanted land—wanted it with a hunger that only the | We worked hard, had reverses weathered some storms, and finally | prospered.” | But how?” PANAMAS Bieaching and Re-Blocking Is Our land-hungry poor of Poland | “The best working rule for a | ohiaaalae Specialty know.” | young merchant to follow that HENGTON Me sat In his office which | know of is to be always po ground-giass partitions set | apart from the store of which lite, ness 1628 Fourth Ave Stewart always costs Polite When | | smiling. nothing. Vine and Main 3605, Low Cost. he in the head—a big store was a clerk, working for others filled with long tables piled for wages, | saw other clerks To COUNTRY PRINTERS high with clothing, and show who never smiled, never were rite for price list and sa cas and shelves burdened polite. They | 0 perc Each d was more trouble than It was | Beattie prir has ite manger. worth. | saw men grown old | ment practically runs itself, and discouraged behind coun. | cinsinienies KAPLAN PRINTING ¢ under the calm, observant eye tere—failures. | saw why they | or 700 Fourth Ave, Sem of Julius Shafer. had failed. Their hearts were For Shafer has “got there.” not In the work. They didn’t the to si , How did he do It? What road care whether the business pros. 75 aye tal expense of pro- “4 : did he tra or not. They worked for | . curing a $1,500 loan. This In at o +0 a wage—and nothing else. | : -overs | Ys fees if y're done” & WAS 12 years old and hia| “By being genial with a cus. | a sd an ae ls oo ap sacemn’s x mes H brother, Iesle, was 10 when | tomer or with some one with | praisal and recording fees. PHOTO they left the barren parental| Whom you hope to transact It does not cover cost of bring Second Floor 1, Mids. acres for the land of the free and| USiness, you at least establish | io ) hy cost ringing abstract = — home of the brave. a friendly footing. If you ac down to date prior to making loan, STEWART HOUSE We were too young and too In tous sean Koop La et TEWAR'’ nocent of the world,” says Julius N For building loans, add $5.00 to ab h. 06 Stewart Bt. | Shafer, “to be afraid. Even then 1] AWAY LIKING YOU. Friend ” " ee eS aid a weditat Fine Fubtie Mares knew what I wanted—land! Life] sh! yee BLD cre Vou unas pe th 5 ew mtg | in Poland {s hard, but it 1s not com tah le merchant who 0 Ay y in any amount on Trin- tare, Metern Gutside Reem plex, Indeed, it Is very simple, If] pretends a friendliness which cipal at any pelle figs Ere fa: a prin you have enough land, you get| he does not feel makes a mis : sis iples of $5.00—the 1 enough to eat. If you have not| take. He Is soon found out.” | interest is figured on balances b basis Py - ances only, enough land, you do not get enough That, thet,” he was asked, “ts to eat. Every inch of land is tilled, |Your advice to young men who are UNION DYE I had heard that tn America there | 0M ae heh Hs be mers friend be was so much land that the govern. |!¥ and polite and smiling? paF- NOTE—Your abstract and fire insurance papers |ment gave it away.’ That rule has worked well in are held in our files, where you may ohita then WORK When Julius and Issie left home,|™Y OWN case, There is another | at a moment's notice they had passage money and jobs |ttle. CULTIVATE MEN OLDER| f waiting for them at the end of the oti tity beth lat THAN | inc. ovo . Seek thetr company N Co Road, “ ” pe ere h ete cc Gmeroe, Cae tn ee 0 Commission No “Renewal Charges E * : chandise store at Leavenworth, |men will find that age enjoys the | verything in Kan. Julius got $7 a week and|Company of youth. Youth, then, Cl 4 Issie leas, Aw they knew no Eng. {Should court age, saying, in effect lish, they worked all day and went 1 have made the journey.’ Show | eaning and to school nights. p the way to go. | ° e s Julius waited on customers and gta aed W. h Sa Dyeing tate delivegnd packages, ULIUA SHAFER is-a bachelor ashington Savings Plant and Offi i After a while they moved to tag | J. He lives at the Hotel Wash. - " ice jlor, Tex, and worked in another ington, He is an active mem [generat merchandine ‘store. ‘They her of the Commercial wien ae and Loan Ass t 10th Ave. and went on short rations, saved In oth. |ing reached the goal, he haw. the ocia lon ‘ Jer ways, and acquired a working |time and means and inclination to 4 jeapltal of $300, Huge sum for|broaden himself with travel | 810 Second Avenue ° East 1164—Phones—East 849 boys in ther teens! | Oddly enough, his youthtul d Established Assets We have the latest, Improve. || a oe of being a farmer, clung to so * mente in cleaning, 66T STULL dreamed of being a|ctously for 80 many years, hes nee | spel $4,600,000 In absolutely gua farmer and of creating jer been realized. He has, however, order lb palicltae: wealth — direct from the |large holdings in Seattle real es ground,” says Julius Shafer. “My | tate, owning the Mutual Life bulld brother and I had heard of the ing, the Clemmer theatre building "MMT RN CR a OR