The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 23, 1910, Page 6

Member of the United Press. The Star Published Publishi daily by ng Co, R. L. Met l Ta a candidate fe ed es senate As a tardy evidence of good sense, Mr. McC i | n will be generally approved by all except the favored al few who profited financially through | amb $ litically, MeCormick under our d ary syst was a nonentity, without one chance in and of ever getting to the United State senate. Not even in Pierce county or his home city of Tacoma was his candidacy taken otherwise than humorously Noth save a erweening self conceit and an astound aI ing political ignorance can explain McCormick's alleged entry His sole qualification for the office was and that qualification beca when the people did away with the old leg tem of McCormick for just those things that the people do not want, and inasmuch 1 take at they norance into the senatorial lists ins his money ie xl unchangeably choosing senators. th wl as the people now have t ¢ power to say want, it is difficult, even taking conceit and ig nto con sideration, to unde stand how he deluded hir li into believ sal to that of the ing or even hoping that he had a chance ¢ + man in the moon. ; It must be that dollars in large numbers bring with them i a particularly virulent form of egotism that blinds its victim / to the facts that are plainly visible to all others less financially I fortunate. Mr. McCormick must be a an of some brain ; power and some judgment of men and events. Otherwise how could he have amassed all his wealth? No answer of plain larceny, petty or grand, will explain this wealth-getting with out the use of brain power, because it takes some intelligence to commit larceny and remain at liberty. He has planned large plans and executed them deftly, he has ruled men and taken} advantage of events, he has succeeded far better than most fj us in the attainment of wealth, and for the t | reputation for intellige But why, in this of all states, McCor with must cc we ings a f every} timber baron township, in the hea ing, with popu th why lar accla for i ¢€ sople to express thei con ne ic people to expre t sid 4 opinion of him senatorially Why s 1 spend thousands of dc $ in a letter writ ampaign when ¢ y sign on the political horizon spok and stress for him and his class? What became of that lar-1 gence? Where was} wed by| ow there that Weyer! his egotism—swall acuser is some internal dist doesn't A Jap was killed on the s Saturday night, Ita night. Will it be a Chaldean or an Esquimau tonight? | nobody an jan last that it will be 75 years until ity ts us agals. | vist The pen may be mightier than sword, but neither one of them pares with a real th Persecutions come high, but Mr. | Carrigan must have them husky sten- jographer’s note book. The Cunning Tramp ‘His wv rs h » pin “How? “But would uc that pin money?” 1 “Sure. She earns with a rolling pir | ! | How can I get Into the habit? WISE AND OTHERWISE. — Mr. Jawback—Try practicing it “I saw that mem of the legis-;when you are awake.—Cleveland lature taking notes,” said the ob-| Leader. | servant statesman “Very foolish of him,” replied the consclenceless schemer. “It! fgn’t safe to handle anything except | cash.”—Washington Star. The naked every day he ciad | When he put on his clothes Goldamith THE STAR—MONDAY, MAY 23, 1910 1.00) Wontile |SLIP IT OVER, KID! PAT name, kidj my mid mo with BY oism die name ie Hit) so f a fast one, and see me land on it Ty Cobb and other fellers are bet ter known than me, but I'm a-going to git there, for I've the batting bee Bo slip it over, kiddo, and wateh me k the pill, 1 bet my streak of batting will make you feel quite iil For the Terrors need my hitting te cop the game today, an’ | muat clean in the good old fashioned Batt Adolf Exblains How He Wrote) Dot Letter Exblaining Osgar STAR DUST Schnitzelbank muy charged i in the Gesangverein Takes All Resbonsibility for Goot Charagter He Gafe Hiss Frent Vich Hiss Frent Gafe Him. _—— My idear o' real speed a boy! readin’ through a dime no | j How to Become s Poet | (Taught oe weeks by cor yondenoe ) ay ot { words where the! ~ | him in feeb ain steam on this ont 4 the Where he knew he'd d | tions in the United States, ir new * the Gingerbread apart | | - | | There are 186 religious denomina- | | “How do | right, but my wife kes the }name of the Rosewald apartments Ofis of der Bretzidend ! hoult § vond t all r. We move next week.” of der Gesargverein Schitzeibank. | wass alould Id. My ga of] | ‘ bowling, kaffee klatches, pinochio| O¢ the 3,500,000 inhabitants of My Dear Hruddere—Prosit te | Switzeriand, 1,506,400 are producers, How sorry I am dot i wa jone-third being farmers, | gatings of our dear collis wets I wissig: Dae wan her firet viste| for git , in jt b served ret in o de « « 3, | y letter making ould Ongar as} wa ef Kr persickutet nod y¥ but too vell! |onty dere | many vorts oss some Hit | ater unhiteh y dot I dit ny {te dose le not know vich to De » me, I rm v H aver, who fer by nessa coll t belongs mit de cheese club os und 1 can write letters so vell .2/as me und Osgar und isa a : ae ph Te m any pod All | need a rubber | bolier, I gafe der documence soultey; fen me | amp to make der sicknatchur jtolt him to bell id down, t - Disa case abould Osgar hass got | Hans hasa to vork during of the annual tobacco | » much efidenz dot id gifes me a! day time rop in this country is about §$80,- | kopfschmerzen to read id. 1 voult! So vot f baf sent you iss nod from i | radder read a autograph menu| Hans but me. Id iss my | wrote by @ soused head vaiter in a/ opinions. Hans hat noddings to dit], Tinkey—Mollo. moving? I thought } rath ler und votlet ink dan vade | mit It oxcept to write Id, but I also |” °R xh ge 8 yn gS {rough so much typewritings—but I | w id, becoss Hans don'd alvays|inechet me cur ntl my landlady) tit id I dit. Often vile #id-|dot bias t's und cross hiss {'s, und| Hinkey--What's the rumpus now? ding up to see der comet, yeas, often |1 hat to make dem ere Dinkey-—Her son is learning to} till heluf past comet time, I voult Hoping dies vill find you der]? on the trombone and she asked oxamine pages, und efen leafes, of | same, | am respectlessly, if the music annoyed me Musto! Jer efidenz, mit Oxgar sobbing on| ADOL Bal Gibraltar means “Gebel! al Tarik” | |Caesar has been tn congress a long] (the mountain of Tarik). Tarik was! ines, wh not like his subser b he Rhode Isla oss, He}, Many play grounds make light- | was sent to the] 5 k 42 i. 1 | | Uni tates senate. Ho is now 73.| o¢ shad ol suicides per Steet, | Aldrich’s adept pupil used to re ins ~ fer with Immonse effect to the por] REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR) erty of his early youth in Erte | county, Penn., and when Apak-} 1 there’s any paying visits in| stump speech told his audtonce heaven it will lake a good deal of the edge off it | An extra clever thing about a widow ts she has yet to learn any thing about men | A woman can stand haying white hair, but she's Insulted if you as-| sume that it's from age | s father made a mistake in |plastering on him such a high sounding name as Julius Caesar. | Right,” said an unknown tp, the | audience It should have | Fido.” | B wa used to sort of box} the jrepublican party in Michigan, but] There's a certain kind of man| jthat was before Wm. Alden Smith who thinks he can get ahead of jtook the reins out of his hands. Bur-|omebody by cheating himself at rows’ downfall, !f he falls, will date rolita j - “He's a queer Rich now, from a speech this spring, when bh he wa > < wo! | Ragson Tatters—Can't ye help a|but often talks « the days sald that “Aldrich was a good fr Ket Fetal ae pPighnroghen poor fellow wot's had an automo-| when he was poor lof Michigan,” and that “when 1] thice and then scraten Inet oon bile pass over him? he was happier then, | anything for you, I ask Ald-| will take her two days to gue : Kind Gentleman — Certainly! or it.” Michigan didn't take] what it was—-New York Prose ib Here's & quarter. How did it hap | the where his oddity |kindly to the beggar’s cup. gig Aisa <i OFe Press ti peas ee hs ; : He says he's happier “ | POINTED PARAGRAPHS. Ragnon Tatters wuz sleeping lville CourlerJourns) ee? First Fool—Always something — a under a bridge last night when an| | © cnimsonor new nowadays. And the face of the homely girl hi automobile went across.—Chicago| pihoara RE NE tin} , SENATOR J. C, BURROWS Second Fool—What now? a aap iahaparen titan at a News joans I, a e's « lot of aes npg UP] First Fool—They have just made Jolly an egotist and he will jump ib pe i cael im i plichigan who want to detach) a girl at Smith @ Fellow.—Yalo]any way you want him to " ne awful 7 for} Belles who sit and hold thotr|Julus Caesar Burrows from the | Record A truly thoughtful friend nover| 3 ee |hands should certainly have beau ery “f agg rhe worn for the) There's only a poor chance for} exaggerates any of our faults | ? tiful ones.—Dallas News. > years. Congressman Town-lthe man who can fool himeelf | All the world’ tego—t Patlence—fihe' gettin ‘ 7 aie aatatiay “ ait han yy he world’s a stage yut few) Conca Me je 4 gettl 5 ~ ae \! - 1 hd been . | oro te ike aie keeping the i eat bill oy the out-|of the actors get in the melight. | . f a i a sai ary eo ® Ose acs ae ide of his ro Chicago eco! Young peop! 7 0 hear herself talk! —Yonkers States Ane y Wite A telegrams been|of March,” 1911, will tell whether Herald ee ne nee Gb sntntieon ts a toate eaes : ‘| man ting for you ever since Townsend has been a successfu’ - Tho right kind of a consctonce| o'clock. Squiffy and Startled Hus-| Bru po 8 4 onsclence RE SE Esse Se PRP (een ey ag fn tartled Hus- | Brutus. Landlady—The man who has the}has handicapped many a man in| 2 jan Sel porn leangiadimad Perr oS yeer cet on tg doar Burrows, it reelected, will sue-|third floor back 1s behind in his| the race for wealth a N 7 |h M ay ses In town. |ceed to Aldrich’s as chairman|rent, and they say he won't wo! There are some P jAngry Wife (sniifing)—Yos, but|of the mighty senate finance com-| Sccond-Floor Lodger Well ilahen gr ee, yoo? Dis, Surprises Mrs. Jawback—The doctor says1|you've evidently brought the con-|mittes, providing, of course, that] wouldn't worry aboatoan Idle spom, | enon’ of the young man who thinks Mast sleep with my mouth suut,'Conts gvith your-Mlustated Bite” [ore Rivising. of course, ibe ant worry about an idle room he ‘understands women—Chioago Nauio Second Ave. Between Pike and Union Modern Stores INEY TOMORROW SAVE YOU M The at ’ . @ ni tcae WO ve ome tt J Whether you t at the Pike Str r the 1 * you'll find these articles awaiting at the price firat visit to an O Drug St * ' if you wish Qua at the Lowest Price OWL PRESCRIPTIONS t of drugs of the higt AY SPEC Contain only the } Bring your next prenc TUESD IiALS 1112 Second Ay, Cor, Pie ung ig aera ae [Set ABO | : Te | Hornet Shaving Be aioe Koblers Headache ot My | isco 1¢ 11¢ } Seearne’ Hengache nas Piver’s Vace Vow. e- ee der | fers c f | Ate Japanese Clesuion te J 15c font | a. c — Hy ai | Hied's None and ie The best ty | Cream T¢ | pound .»...206 = Kidney | ee Rubber Goods }3 3) owes," mn ay | Wiel faites ree : P| backachor, k14- | ney & fad-| Tooth Bruskes—When you bu | 5, “that bey pep Ow ta ~~ | Eyarant to! 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Linen and Wool Suits, Coats and Dresses Silk and Heatherbloom Petticoats; Serge Panama and Voile Skirts; Linen, Lace and] Silk Waists; Misses’ and Children’s Coats, etc., at TREMENDOUS REDUCTIONS} $2.50 Tailored $35.00 Strictly Hand-Tailored Wa cp ashapdawd shen s cecnssqnbensens 38c Suits dovsd va¥pens $5.00 to $7.50 Net $40.00 Highest Class Hand-Tallored Walete Ber | o* -Yisinsnethaeptenpeddon: $2.00 Heatherbloom $20.00 Linen PORUDOONE: 5 45:5 shunianse eveccceecceeces 68c on . $7.50 Silk $30.00 Ladies’ Petllonnte scssarasaceseosevorsevese AEG | Oaete $25.00 Hand-Tallored $5.00 Children’s Suits Sale Starts at 10 A.M.—Be on Hand] ' J. C. DANZIGER | Purchaser of Frieberg’s Cloak and Suit House/