The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 21, 1909, Page 6

THE STAR—SATURDAY, AUUGUST 21, 1909, Member of the United Preas, 1 MY mt abe TODAY'S STYLES TODAY | tse aay wy tae wee Poot — THE SEATTLE STAR EDITORIAL AND MAGAZINE PAGE a — Half Price Sale } «Tinep rarMen’s CRIME FUER SCOLD YOUR “HELLO?-GIRL? READ ———— | j | In Wast ton, D, C, there is a pollee fudge who re-| . nl eee cathe. His same is 6. Kimball One day| | Women’s osier Apparel in ast week th age impoped a: fin of $10 on # countrys “a HOW SHE HAS IT ON you SOMETIMES In Effect for the Balance of the Week in i Me j * ait Ay f Peg i i piiare gt nity of | —~-(Cash or Credit) b if er Fe ee are ee a ee ir wen ee ee oe vy vtomu'lll We are now displaying magnificent 1 eth cled the road many times before. It was the eu Brchang building drew ’ long ualy tn tor foretl new models in Women’ 8 Tailored t dn in and take up a stand at] Dreath, tried to speak, shut her aye f killer | rag Ampere!» eosellmadindipoee te) Spr Suits for Fall, from $23.50 up. New raised! on by acres which he rented, and thelyie ywitennoard for a. while and Fall Millinery is also being shown, = hick “ s wife and children helped raise. He did} pear what you hear u move that y t rich at it, t ! wnaged to get along bee at + whe : ou cto Gtore Closed September 6, Beattie Day ness at Center market begins before breakfast So the coun| saying to the subscribers, and what | Pe ay Gaus tie af . tnd vets mst tar ely wo ery at that the] a een ‘woin,-f Eastern Outhtting Co., Ine, f rcs dev Ai had wostsa aabucatile ond eek the aubivatee om | TTS as ng somebody Sige ta I 1332-34 Second Ao, 209 Union St i ' Al 4 " bat Wae tha again as | 6 to.6. So he wa both tired and sleepy And jORgINg Over! eat oat Minin Chanirtnona, ton't ' “Seattle's Reliable Credit House’’ ' the long road in the early morning dawn the countryman] pig you hear that?” sat went to sleer | Ctlek click a replied wagon drawn along near Washington by the patient] paid for? | beon a'waitin’ here five : | intelligence of the unguided horse porn yn pe eee ire sats oe AN ENJOYABLE AND COMFORTABLE “Ten dollars and costs,” said Judge Kimball. “Ten dol | Number, please? A ” Here I'm in w big hurry, and lars or an equivalent term in the workhouse Ihave to be tled up on A » tor nl minutes because you And the countryman was led away to raise the money or | five or tet girla don't atte Lemme talk to the chief operator ' i to r business go to jail (his is the same Judge I. G, Kimball who imposed a fine ]I'l find out why | can't get any TRIP ASSURED IF YOU TRAVEL VIA i sia we Rock Island- Pris risco Liat i Union of $500 on Robert N. Harper, president of the Washingt mn | ay hn Vl gga -~ . AK ' Der maha, Council { chamber of commerce, for violating the pure food law in the] °This ts the chief operator.” came | Z nd (¢ “hicago and sale of a deadly opiate as a “brain food" and headache “cure,”|'Mevolee beside me. the | ' ’ n points The government's attorney asked that a jail sentence be im-| phone? | been waiting 10 minutes, yi t, Observation posed in this case. He pointed out the obvious fact that a] >) sn oo be A aye “Fe , ph a ao fine of $500 would be no punishment to a man at wealth | toe bear wit! 1al weight on the rich and re | Yes: $ Sa tan ee a McNa on ee president of Washington's chamber of commerce, seller Sti in eee re oe 705 Second Ave., Near Cherry valids, this purveyor of pale death, the incidental direct of ff.” anid the 1 a prosperous bank, was let off with the payment of a nominal ‘while te en i fine—what to him was small change © ope s But the tired countryman, falling asleep in his wagon,) not Mr he is fined the really, to him, large sum of $10. lee eiver heck up aad down they're trying Oh, law, what injustices are committed in thy name! ir they have t e shake it fa re lent le ae MR. SKYGACK, FROM MARS ©2305" : war the board Ww print al phoue t but one o ingt fe Visite the arth as a Special Co espondent and Makes Wire | “Number? © beat method t lecs Observations in His Notebook | Five . tire? o se about eque | rn i eae American Cafe SAW J4VE RAL FARTH- BEINGS INDULGING ae We AIMLES? MANEUVERS IN WATER rom NOTICED PAIR OF LAATH- BEING! (PALE AnD FEMALE) CARRYING ON PROTRACTED PARLEY the | asked plataly for | Wash! n Here ,.| YOUR TELEPHONE GIRL, A@SHE LOOKS “TENDING STRICTLY , To ¥ NITTING.” wees Fourth and Pike, on the Boulevard. anked the ebtef ope awe DECOMING MUCH PROVOKED, MALE and you gave me “it wae} “If people got walted on at the), ™T* } on ab ae > tit preted TO UNGENTLE AETHODS, EVEW « thin, That man anewered from fivé |store ae quickly as they do here f t t ask such silly ALL TRE Oe No answer from central. Jost cightaeren The party who called she sald, ‘if thoy got a train or! « fone ee Heraid that man love to bie | the click click ‘\ hin realized afterward that he had street car ag quickly, they d think a ba njoy tn gt | “That happens huadreds wrong Humber, and rang the mitlennium had come. But they Ory pwasures OR Se | every day,” said the chief People either mix up the our and don’t realize it, or they call it }from memory and get the number Number? | Why, you called 0 WAY. duST MAKE EATY, SWEEPING STROKES WITH YOUR AAS AND KICK OUT LiKE A FROG ~ THAT'S THE want me ning to the phone sirla haven't anything else to 4o than to ring.” “De you know what b appened?” BY | 0) | NE YORK, Aug. 21.—Louls | Steinzier, a peddier, was going to }be a rich man. Jacob Yonsay put }him up to it. Generous, unselfieh | Mr. Yonsky, who might juat as east ly have made himeelf a rich man without saying anything to Steins $2,900 bail, under charge of having BY JOSEPH L. GARVIN pe eee Tose PASTOR FIRST CHRISTIAN CHURCH, have drawn $800 out of a bank just to start the wheel of fortune going? Make Your Own Dollars. Yonsky had a money-making de vice that had Aladdin's lamp look $ Im the dressing room of a cirews.) whlch we live 3 The big tent ix crowde Child When we rub ; and grown-ups t faces and re = z again just for a da ments we f plaud. The glitter and longings music of the cireus he same. c like a candle jn a rusty the Spirit of the throng and set| it's the gypsy life made fairy like,| ("8 like @ candle in a rt la Mt whirring in everybody's ‘ je the modern circus. Bo it seems | tern, It was a duplicating machine The « melodion to thowe of us who see its color and|Kver hear of one? Very Ingenious tumblers, acrobats and display, But join the company that ivance. Yor t dollar ing and lea ive the "eharw Dany | contrivan: You put in a dolia 4 a sight! How Pe one moat OF 38 | turn a crank, out come two dollars would be gla funny the t on making laugh cheer ‘The hearts of the perforn heavy ‘ o Louis F ) Nothing could be simpler rand bringing When Yonsky approached Steing ler and told him about the machine Steinalor was just a trifle skeptical h ah It was a fine bu ;;him, he was from MMi from Kast New York nearer to New Yo * Chicago ts to Omaha, Yonsky and teinaler journeyed across Long Island to Brooklyn and went to Yonsky's room There was the machine ne : eae a t a a After all that Mra, Chadwick did: he explained, Then he decamped peeenmeemnes much Nke a coffee mill 1 vom and yolled for the iin the way of realizing upon sealed| In the seorecy of his own little borrowed a ten-ddollar bill from | Pelee. Th fought hard to get), #, you'd scarcely think any. private office the buyer opened his ’ Ateingler, dropped it Into the top of |"¥" Stolnaler hung on and the} one could got away with that game package, There were no naughty tha senthinn, tnrned tie und | Police TOOK, All three in tate Mean In a Seattle bank. But i blueh-producing booke—only some ‘0 You Cook out of the bottom dropped two fine | oe iin dunite vine - ie ait “+ happened torn leaves from an old magazine. | 7 > tt ae sores Then They Celebrate Yonaky, also his friend, Max Ro®! windows in the ornate bronsed! The curiosity shown In a certalr it as: F not the bysiness, but t in! they : engarion, tn « rder that mn ° a won'/grille and threw out three litle First Hill boarding house vere : ye telnzler's eyes popped out until |derful machine may be looked Into! hook They were spicy little everything else was satisfactory ~ - ft « tte or : ge ' aler , REFLECTIONS OF A ft tt they could see each other acrosa his} and receive proper attention books, with red hot reading in| was about to drive a man and’ wife A Gas Range and Gas Water Hes : gd Giterenes da or th e = = eae them—the Kind that Unele Sam to seek another place, when the ao : ie - as @ ingy al orn ew York Press won't let pass through the mails. man had a bright iden produce the happy ah 9 ae : ae - POINTED PARAGRAPHS, | The bank cler blushed as he Whene the couple left a pack y nan’s idea of under ; } = o glanced them h, Being a age In their rooms they felt sure of Economy, F wtanding pu wing) The straight and narrow path—| (Hs highly moral bi clerk, he de-|that It was opened, They watched some officia ra ire escape \\ clined the man’s offer to keep them but could not catch anyone Ss ttl Li shti n ¥Co ond ¢ rm ; Most people are willing to do » for 25 cent . One day both eat ou ing ea e s i “ . e t af aken mothe their duty—a see The thing t is ol duty—a8 ey tee it te oe | other bank attache, however,/a package that they had carefully [Both Phones Ex. 75. P.-I. Bldg., Fourth and Union. rc Adi pren ia 2 popular » p ph © steps for a d who Widn't object "to a little racy reminded each other at table not to a iid be eve ody wasn as at public dances. reading, or perhaps thinking that forget When they came home y . 7 @ Krane Widow may feel blue, jthey ought to be taken out of cir there was no mistake about its hav 4 Jenows | ut she never looks green culation, produced a quarter Ing been opened, In the perfectly arsed mid as to | Why is it that a large man al Instead of handing over the vol wrapped box they had left a spry hho Phtaon ho pay My ays takes a small woman serious Dye FRED SCHABPER. umes he had shown, the man pass: little gray mouse, The box was ie mer y bath ‘ , ed out a sealed packet which he ex. empty A we ve so many ¢ don't force your advice upon peoy “For why are you #o bitterly crying, Adolf? Ina Id sortous? plained contained duplicate copies.| Now they can leave anythin erent reasons for lc q t « . « feront reasons for loving a man plo whose frlendablp you caro for Yous, Thafa chob ina prewery, und doy vant mo to take w va: |'The ones he had shown were his|around they wiah to. Its never sedi ed wants to love that it doesn't —Chicago News. cadion.” samples and were somewhat solled, | touched. Wonsshold Qoede. | | 5 What do IN LITTLE OLD NEW YORK | ler! Now Yousky t# held under |” 4 cigar, and from soup is and coffee, can be always ji cured at The American, fe where the man of pleasure can have his tickled with the best tat earth produces, and t in comfort, by those who kit how to furnish ft, and we that e do. Music Every Evening from 6:30 tvecight-seven got to the want their party on the telephone phone the minute they take down the re} ceiver j Number? a . need nm & Complete circle t we doe hat night t What time dors that night tral youn the room, shoulder to shoul for the sauth go out from the UnION i 4er were the talepho erators, | depot? The clicking was continuous, Like| came into this Tl! connect you with the depot.” spider webs, the girls wer weaving | ©" The ‘feporter untangled himself their colt of connections, putting In| wont wo oft ve pute cork le the from the headgear, “T've sot a ping there, pulling ane out—| barre) Come Cute enough,” he sald, “You've showed giways continual “Hello.” conte | a } sorry you e with that me, all right. te 't Whe that all 1 th t's remarkable the way Tig? women live to regret to 12:30, Including Sunday. the time? they keep thelr tomper, oapecialty | fellow.—Plierida Times-Unton z us All. the time,” sald the pretty toward the ond of an eight-hour! chief operator, sadly shift,” said the chief operator. ae ee mpson’s Cafe and | Tho | SECOND AV. AND MARION ST. For your bakery goods, Don't forget to go where you always § them fresh and nice. Fancy wedding and party cakes made Our dining room seats 120 people. You will find it well fled will find room for you and friends. Don't forget THOMPSON 1) THE PIONEER RESTAURANT MAN OF SEATTLE. RMAN. EE USUAL pose. Oh, such a machine! To convince him that the money was good, Yonsky tank him to a bar and wnt one of the bills, The bar nder never suspected it was new laid and highly irregular } Now, how mich money have! you In the bank wijd Yonsky jor had $800 ; Then Yonaky #arted in to tell] him how mach they could make out of i, € turn of the crank $1,600; ¢ turns, $3,200; three turns, $6400; four turns, $12,800; | five turns, $25,600; six turns, $51 200; seven turns, $102,400; eight turns, $204,800; nine turns, WOpel | wm Ae THE BOULEVARD “Where They Lunch” oa RT Ath & Pike The Best Cooking, no use Htelnzler was unconsctous When he came to, he ran all é way to the bank and ran back weg his $800. Yonsky met bim at the] door. He pointed to a man across} THOMPSON'S CAFE AND BAKERY BY THE WELCOME ARCH. Try our Business Mew served from 11 to 2 p.m Morrison's Cafe £2.38 1222 Second A © to Ladies’ Grill on Ooh on: v. affording all eam Chicago Cafe All we hear is regrete—that we did not find yew place sooner; that we can’t stay longer to oy” the street ax he took the money | Sprit your good food, etc. Nothing like it in Seattle Heat It he sald That man | 21 6 ng St. ences Is a cop, Come back when he Is 1 F Grotto gone B & M amate Grotto And Factory, 1438 4th Avy 5 the Awakening | e e S908 from 11s totam fut, alas, when Stetnaler me{ Gr a B0c, Bhe w back, he found no Yonaky - - oe = Ve SS ee 5 New YORK } 4 * Th eae st ‘ id inferior va to find bh wine guy about Steinzler beca tat your | The Newport} 25s" that tir He locked bis sorgow) wi wooo one” HEARD ON THE STREETS ert ae ee Seg TR bed fd bie v |!) FIRST AND MADIGON. one «Ket, Ceram Main fo. 210 Marion street