The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, May 25, 1902, Page 14

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14 THE SUNDAY CALL. the top of the cigar box smooth pie: wires to correct s of wood under and push a|and move them to and fro until the har- mony is reached. wood, with a cork (C) on one of the ends, nd afte ittle vou troubled with your judgment, and in th Is that he ‘s merely the “Blobbs—What did vou think I was going I to wear them for—bunions? iladelphia 3y your polite Record - § 2 % A Madge—She she would rather be a _If you don’t quit eating so much, Wil- prypette than blonde. Marjorie—She d learn lie, you will be sick Won't it be ti ought to know. She's been both.— New hought enough to quit then?"—iIndianapolis Ne: York Sun. e says she wishes or quit trying.”— *“Why do mer fock after the widows?' "asn’t that an odd thing for the minis- “Because,” explained the sweet yvoung ter to 4 as we were leaving?" thing, not without a touch of bitterness, sked the Chicago bridegroom of his have to wear gl. “the average iack confidence in his bride. ¥ don't think I noticed what he Qo S ) All we need now are two thin staffs of | “AUNTIE, DO YOU SEE THE BIRD?" WHERE IS IT? 8 KNOT DIFFIQULT TO OPEN 2 & THE SPINNING WATER WHEEL = To open a knot made from human hair would be difficult for even Alexander, who opened the Gordian knot. It seems difficult, indeed, to open such a knot in the regular way, but it is easy when the following directions are given: Wet the left hand near the little finger where a groove appears when the hand is being Open a raw egg a little on both ends to allow some of the white to run out. Take | first-class alcohol of high percentage and pour it in the openings. Close the two openings with your fingers, as shown in illustration, or with little pieces of wax; shake the egg well, so the alcohol can S « RBOIL AN EGG WITHOUT FIRE « closed. Then place the hair in the hand, With the knot in such a position as shown in figure, and close the hand. By hitting the hand against the knee the friction caused by the hitting will open the knot so far that a pin can be inserted. Then it is easy to open the knot altogether. Penetrate every particle of it. After three or four minutes the contents of the esE will apparently be hard, so that the egg can be opened and pressed as hard-boiled. It goes without saying that the egg is not warm, as the alcohol has only made the white solid. The egg does not taste bad, only strongly of alcohol. ELOW are six fascinating puz- MORE INTERES zle pictures upon which you can test your cleverness of eye Did you try those of last week, and also those in the first installment that appeared two Sundays ago? If you ¢id you already know how much fun there is to be had in spending a littls time on them. They cre all just as| simple as can be—that is, when you have discovered the missing picture and have nothing to do but to sit and watch the other fellow try his hand i FROM HERE, at the game. Look at the one direcily (I 2 e case of a widow sazid.”” replied the bride; ‘“‘what was it?" i “‘He invited us to come ““Oh, He al- Free enes: Detroit ain’t done, noth- not? nCa not good Engl Nayther am L—Philadelp, First Suburbanite—I spent this spring. get results? $50 on seed Second Suburbanite—Did you “Yes, my chickens are too | ferent, Testeodunten. THE TING PUZZLES. below with the simple request to find the “Turkish Girl’s Sweetheart.” Sweethearts are not always easy to find, but then this case is a little dif- although it may puzzle you at | first. Now, all attention! Turn the | picture over until the upper part of it becomes the base and then look at | the scarf as it hangs upside down to | the left of the girl and there you will | sec the sweetheart just as plain as | life. He has a high forehead, a| Pewey mustache, a flashing eye and 2 slight attempt at a goatee. Try the For the performance of this experiment W= need a straw, a walnut and two hazel- nuts.. Part of the broad end of the wal- nut is cut off and the contents removed. Near the pointed end two holes are bored of the diameter of the straw. In each of the two hazelnuts two holes are bored, as shown in illustration, and the contents of the nuts are carefully removed with the | help of a nutpicker. Both hazelnuts are connected with the walnut by two pieces of straw of even length (about thres inches), as shown in illustration. In the others and see how well you can da. | Soforfonfofonfoonfoofocfrfot RE A fat te walk.”—Philadelphia Record. He (after listening to her playing—I should think you would get one of those altachments to the piano. She—Why? “Any one can play that.”—Detroit Free Press. Mistress (after heated discussion with rgEumentative cook)—Are you the mis- Cook—No, ma’'am, I s (triumphantly)— Then don’t talk like an idiot!—Punch. side holes of the hazelnuts two pieces of straw of one inch length are stuck. ND EVE him you wanted to marry his daughter?” “He di solutely refuse, but he im- posed severe condition.” “What was it? e said he would see me hanged fir: —Pearson’s Weekly. Stinger—Oh, well, I suppose you regard me as a perfect fool. Beck—My dear fel- low, T have long ago given up looking for perfection in this imperfect world.—Bos- ton Transcript. Judge—Have I not seen you twice be: “What did Naighbob say when you told fore under the influence of liquor? De- RY FIND THE SEAGULL TEE BOY IS TR}’IHG TO SNAPSHOT. Place the walnut with its pointed end en the cork of a bottle, whereby the whole system will be balanced. Pour a thin stream of water in the walnut; the water will run through the long pileces of the straw and the hazelnuts, coming out of the two small pleces of straw. Hereby the whole apparatus will come to a turn- ing motion, as the water exercises a pressure on the side of the hazelnut lying opposite the opening of the small pieces of straw. The holes in the nuts are best bored with the help of a redhot piece of wire to avold breaking the walls of the nuts. il @ fendant—If you were in that condition, your Honor, you probably did see me twice.—Philadelphia Press. “How's th ked the customer in the bookstore. st week the prices on Bacon and Lamb were only $1 25 and now you have marked them up to $3.” ell vou see,” explained the bookseller, the meat trust began cornering - plies—" But the customer hurried away to secure matinee tickets for “A T\ Steer” before the prices went up theater also.—Baltimore American.

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