The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, May 11, 1902, Page 15

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THE SUNDAY CALL. Mgrry War Over the Fair Geddess cf Smclke. Jthers are designed lamps, those found of Pompeil e case comes in endless de- silver, gun metal and aised work in hammered y designs of, he most popular; favorites. his picture as he carries polka-dotted in "he gun metal cz r com- and 18 a to have light is le is & charming conveniences, feminine is T wire. It It hooks smoker’s n my k r cigarette in this wise. ders fit over the end of the e as those used cles do not dif- jeweler's match case of knowing her brother. still in fashion g0 to a repair- have a ring cases and the chate- alnes are out and my r devices. ~ a coat or bo- enough to ¥ Sometimes it has second compartment to hold the nto cigarette atches The gi#l who rolls her own olgarettes— his is what Mrs. Murphy advises her to do—should have & jar or pouch for to- bacco. A silver-covered book of rice pa- per is ready for operations. The rolling a clgarette men will without is an art that never ac ou can ire a man. Remind them t the Spaniards have told them that they could never acquire the art without becoming trick of ro ng the tobacco back and forth, keeping it evenly distributed along the paper, is the secret of the whole thing. It always wants to make itzelf into a flat parcel; this is just what it m not do. It must be made round and nothing in the world but practice will teach you to succeed in this. Pile the tobacco evenly as possible rolling, holding upward betwee ingers. K the as commence the the edges of the paper the thumbs and fore- g the edges pressed to- the tobdeco with a back-and- motion of the thumbs and forefin- tl feel it compressed and ed. Then tuck in the edge nearest along Then paper, you you, pinching it in tightly with the thumbs; roll the other edge of the pa- per rolling toward yourself; wet it and fasten the edge down, fold up the ends and there you are. -— Whzt Mrs. Mirghu §z7d 10 the Qalifornia CIUb. HE old constitution of the Califor- nia Club having gone to eternal smash, and as yet no new by-laws having been passed to regulate un- rtily members, I am about to take sdvantage of the situation and defiant before you, at the same knowing 1 am going delfber- ately to shock some of you; but I am reckless, for I feel assured you cannot suspend, reprimand nor drop me trom your roll of membership, though I should disturb the harmony—even worse, endanger the good name of the club by the proposition I am going to make. Ladies, I am about to propose the name of & lady for admittance into our circle who, motwithstanding her popularity and success, beams a very cloudy reputation. She 1s acoused of turning the heads and damaging the hearts of her too devoted lovers. I may as well admit it; she cer- tainly causes internal commotion and up- sets the arrangement of nearly all social bodies on her first intraduction; but her irresistible charms are so potent that no matter how much she may disagree with you on first acquaintance, she succeeds in winning you over to her, and you soen be- come the best of friends. stand time Of course, T expect oppositien to my candidate; I already see some of you r noses and shaking your vertheless, T am here to champion her cause and ask your sup- port for her, for the reason that I belleve in her, am her stanch friend, having made her my confidant and bosom friend for some rs, and can honestly affirm that her good qualities redeem her faults, Now, you are all wondering who she is, Well, I am not ashamed of her, although I am so often sniffed at when seen in her company. But let me formally introduce her Madame President and Ladies, y Lady Nicotine."” of good old American stock, of whose neage and nily connection there can be no qu ; a descendant of one of the ve: t families of Virginia, whose records trace back four hundred years, long before the Colonial Dames or the Daughters of the Revolution were ever thought of. About 158 a member of her family, Plant Weed Tobacco Esq., accompanied Sir Walter Raleigh to England, where he was recelved with the warmest welcome and honors. His fascinating qualities win- ning for him a reception into the high- est circles, he.became a social power, not ment for good into our club? I maintain that she can. the her Is she not personification of peace? Does not soothing presence Inspire good will and calm reflection? Her very symbol, the calumet, or pipe of peace, hanging over her sanctum (for of course she will have her own quarters in our new club house), of itself suggests harmony. Again, she makes for health and length of years by purifying the atmosphere around her of the deadly microbes. You never read of the death of a centenarian but you invariably find that he or she has been a persistent smoker and devotee of Mme. Nicotine for eighty or ninety years. Ladies, you have all heard the Ma- dame’s claim to your suffrages, and while I realize that I.am out of order, I am going to ask for your votes right now; you can't stop me for you have no by- laws. Those who are in favor of electing Ma- dame Nicotine will say “aye,” those op- posed “no.”’ The “noes” are in the mejfority. Ma- dame Nicotine is snuffed out only in England, but all over Eurqpe, and for over 300 years his descendants were entertained unquestioned in every quar- ter of the globe, E But slas! Who and what can escape SHrosrrvo ARTICLES FXrorr the prying curlosity and probing of sci- ence to find flaws In everything and Nicot went to work, dug up the family — ffi%"fvflfm . everybody? A Frenchman named Jean FRSES BY HIDDEN PHoTO IN_ A MATCH- mod< - TLassie Hars (=) FrsHERS THES . THOR'S - PlroToe tree, and discovered that there was a plebeian strain, an hereditary taint run- ning through the veins of the whole to- bacco family. Here was a sensation. If he had found a bar sinister across the tree, . there could not have been raised a greater scandal. Such a hue and cry was set up against the unfortunate Tobaccos that to this day they are still looked upon with suspiclon and tabooed by nervous people. I call this fact to your attention, ladles, not wishing to decelve you as to the na- ture of the cloud that overshadows the fair fame of Lady Nicotine; but I firmly belleve that if I secure your good will by + Why don’t I? and throat are irritated. habit, but it got the upper hand. smoke—do you? woman? I don’t—do you? Mrs. Samigl G. Buckbge Tells Why She Obj:Cts to“ML Lady™ l DON'T approve of smoking for women. Chiefly because I don’t. I suppose that’s a woman’s rea~ son, but it’s a good enough one for me. There are so many things to be sald against smoking. We all know that it is a dangerous habit for men when indulged in to ex- cess, and why not even more 8o for women? Their constitutions can- not stand as much. The action of the heart is affected and the lungs Of course you may argue that smoking need not be indulged in to excess; but we have all sesn men who werc slaves to the weed. When they started out they thought they could always control the will that they can be sure of faring better? Aside from the matter of health, I don’t like to see a woman 13 MRS D-&- MURPHY CHAMPION oFr THE SIS ARESTTES VAUGHN & xXEITHN PIOTO. her favor, and get her admitted into & respectable corporats body Ifke ours, It will be a great step toward re-establish- ing her permanently in publio estee Bhould you repudiate her you are not “up to date,” nor are you the progressive woman you claim to be, for you must know that her faults have been condoned, and that she has free entres into the most swagger ladies’ clubs in London, and is a welcome guest In the most exclusive set of the 400; adles con- descend to share their most private confl- dences with her. Of course, I am awar have to face a censorious even ro that we shall of crit- ics—but need we care? Let us consider this objection o Tuled It may objected by some equeamis that La cotine belongs to a rge family, and that if we open our doors to admit her some of her decidedly objectionable relatives will also demand admittance; but, ladies, I can assure y no one will work more strenuous! I to keep them out; none of ugs, shags, nor commen old twists can darken our doors—“not on your life.” 1 draw color line” there moat emphatically. And as to the chewing To- baccos, we will not sully our mouths by even naming them There i a collateral branch, who, at the present t force its way into the b again, striving to lish nobflity. I refer t Snuff family; that they ceed Is possible, for a read that his Majes permitted one of t titillate his royal of the whole cc ample who can if any members of to poke thei use the ballc There are, Nicotine's connctions w c preserce t. With such an ex- doubt the results? But he Snuff family nto ou we are per= fectly safe r nizing—some smok~ ing Tobaccos of American brands; and be- sldes there are a few of the for- eign branches undeniably select, the Russian and Tur! igarette familles. A her question which I am going to meet in adv: What qualifications has the Lady? Can she bring a new ele- ment for good int club? Japanese Taboo Milk — HE Japanese do not use milk, cows being almost unknown In Japan. Milk, an animal product, falls under the condemnation which excludes BN 51 2 everything that has pertained to life froms the list of articles used for food. Antmals taken in the chase are excepted, as are fish. The Japanese mother nurses her. own child, continuing sometimes up to the sixth year, though other food is given in addition after the first or second year. The main food of the Japan mother consists of rice, fish, shellfish and sea- weed. Wine or alcoholic products are never used, says the Medical Record. Medical men think that the large use of the products of the ses is the reason why rachitis {s unknown. Of course, the Japa- nese know nothing about butter, cream, cheese, etc., but they make an excellent substitute from a bean, rich not omly in ofl, but also in nitrogenous elements. Yet consumption is common among the upper classes in Japan. Mountaineers ars, how- ever, exempt from tuberculosis. Yet Japa- nese are a small people, smallness with them being a race characteristic. \ W Are women so much stronger of It isn’t womanly. Perhaps it’s manly, but who wants a manly 13

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