The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, January 20, 1901, Page 7

THE SUNDAY CALL. 7 oWSE CTH DIVV/EFE C . N WNEL T IN N O AL STRIKCOS A NEW THING up coal, no more ashes to bother wi part of what this means by C. B. Lewis) It will be a snap to work in this kitchen woria?" |\j V= =11 = ‘ : ‘ ”\ = after this. Just rake out what little firte The cook had opened her mouth to say fesl | = 1 V) F R | ‘ \ there is, will you, so that I ¢an Start that she thought her wages ought to be raised $2 per month, when thers was a whn worth to An TT was 7 ok the other evening when k of something No dust, no —— lese afresh? - for a ton. no cl “I thought you “There'll be a bobbery of some Sort.”” low rumbling, a trembling of the whols c w protested the cook as she obeyed. “YOU rangs, and next instant the covers flew up to the ceiling, the do banged open know there alius is.” “Never mind about bobberfes. I've g0t and a burst of flame a @ dead sure thing in this, and there’s Mrs. Bowser from the room a barrels of money in it. You came from a howl from the cat, a o Ireland, I believe?” cook and a yell from Mr. g what thet _ ° “1 did, sir."” knew what had h asked Mr. Bow- °*° “Well, within two weeks all Irgland will go down for the s . but as she opened i el iy - be talking about Bowser's new fuel, and the front door the trio came fiying out of ency v in the ne of Bowser a t asement to roll in the over the civilized Bowser, millions!™ the arm- » and down = out from it will probably be mentioned in the pa- pers that you were the first cook In the world to use ft."” “It's more likely they will be sayin' I've left place, but git along with it and have it over with." ard. ¢ s Mr. Bowser put in paper and kindlings, > s ‘ ded a liberal quantity of his new fuel y : piy say to and then stood back. Things went off . n with & rush, and he stood back and o rubbed his hands and whispered: f I 0w going [hvrp. and just feel I‘f- heat -T‘.“,.l" chen to experiment a Ht- question is solved. You could e ine roast of beef in that oven and have it s call you 1 F“m'g'm"m“”‘hz fit for the tabie in an hour. My dear ! ¥ SR s b woman, 1'll be running cotton factories for 2 : fratsy il 4 cents a and driving locomotives € 4 1000 miles > Do you feel? > A SCREA™M FROM 7, / J / . F2E AT 3, o RV \ O=-\wOo-WOMAN coow, AND 2P YELL FrRom 2. L 2. BowsER Y 7 MRS, BOWSER, MILLIOM ST —- PR AT e encugh to buy turnipe at 30 cents a bushel, but T rather th I'll astonish you."” Mre. Bowser realized that the experl ed to some sort of a id. and she ce. and Mr. Bow- ment would ke c finish, no matter what therefore held her p eer gathered up his epecimens and de- ecended to the basement “And now Is it another foolin' around with the hot-water pipes or the gas me- ter?” asked the cook, who knew some- thing of his experimental nature. “My dear woman, I am going to aston- fsh/and benefit you,” replied Mr. Bowser, as he anproached the range. “You've astonished me before, sir, and I want no more of it. Is it the coal gas you are goin' to try and bottle up and make a cure for the whaopin® cough?” “Be calm and fear not. You see this stuff? It is a new fuel to take the place of coal. It gives out five times the heat and leaves no ashes. No more lugging % et o B e e e e D e e e e i o e Aoes not appear in the hair of a goat which used to frequent a green while he was working at copper, = | =] & Cortatn comper factory And which Used 15 Became haw whire soom aier he cessed FREwRRICE OF SPIDERS. until they have been the business, and nelther drink daily without any evil resulis the to work. Cn the hand, a story is s the use of chemicals water in which the copper was washed. told of a workman whose hair. which was 477 DEALER in n rid themselves of it. _ “In the case of workmen the hair of the white while he was at work. became green // \\ mens who has « little sh v er 200 n. and bead and beard changes color more often within five months after he had stopped /~\ East End of London has discove: yet I find t eight of them had any than that of the evebrows, and, as a rule, working. 4 o trace of g their hair. I examined the beard changes first. On men with “In the cases which 1 studied the green one mcn, a braes polisher, who had been white or fair hair the change can be no- was spread evenly over the whole han, oo H GREEN HAIR. sons empioyed in copper works s apt to s natura become green—a fact and one e insects ar me of the by the hundred, the to 3s, and the The spiders are e en yea in the factory, and I ticed more readily than on those with which is curfoua in view of the fact that rices ranging grom x t ! th fs hair of natural color. On the dark halr. Another pecullar fact !s that two other scientists who have been study- uyers are smail firms of wine mere s»\nvu e other hand, 1 found another polilsher who after some years the grzen may disappear ing this subject ¢ overed more green at ‘hese merchants stock thelr cellars with " ir than anywhere lse. new, ireshly labeled wina, sprinkle dust in a large cage hair & greenish Liu had & green Leard antmals’ halr from the bair, prévided the workman Is the roots of the , can be easlly w rashed becomes green under such condit'ons This no longer empioyed at this trade. [ krew The rolor itself, I found. varisd from the upon the bins and zdmit the spiders. who and are fed d was cleary proved to me by the d scolored one old man whose hair, which was very lightest grewu L0 the very darkest green.” weave their webs from cork to cork. sEers. ¥ [, T! oft. . WIDOW MAGOOG & MER QON: TOMMY LOSES T DOLLARS OF MER FINE MONEY ON THE RACES. v a SOOBWAY : ek @ s STINCH® SEZ HE & L " D TENORER T sez he. ‘A fwhat? sez I ‘A soobw widout a pirny an' tiroled to give me k ¢ av the Vandherbilks ‘Il wake up and foind s . A " ne. arour r 1 stinch,’ sez he. ‘An’ sure an’ fwhat's that, fome shtiff or other about Bluddy Bores moine, around w thimsel's not In 1d at ail, at all, Mrs. Me- : bein’ toied te P g e g Tammy, alanna? sez L. ‘A dead bein > 8 T~ Glaggerty. He uxpects to be a millynaire » Is 1t iver praper shtart e 24 an’ have all the cigacoots he wants to L oS X Ry eTe: tal sez | sht it,’ ses he. w,’ sez he, Shiut, agrah? ses L an’ hit him in the nick the shtovs the races. I have a sthralght tip that jirrher an’ he ron from the house bellow- Bluddy Bones, the foinest harse on the i joike & TRavars sooh N toort, 'ill win the fusht race sez he. ‘An’ t'll not be well an’ go to the serkus twolet o wear yally shoes an’ yochting s all the year around; In fact, to de an' uyrythin' that money kin shmoke fur him fw ur riches comm: an’ 1ald a lo! fwhat av that? sez L. ‘Oh, aff I oniy I do, ayther. Think av for fw ‘! be wan continvool round av §'v. a couple av dollars,’ sez he, ‘OI'd it, me frind! Shpindia’ me foine two doi- s he how d've think he manes to do 1d, a hundhrt sure as shootin’,’ sez he. Jare an the robbin’ swil races! Sure, an’ s fw Mrs. McGlaggerty? Fe bettin’ an the is that, me bucko? scz 1. ‘Oi'd bet It on s all fixt up to shoot J races. He haves Morris Pa-ark an’ Bluddy Bones at 3 tu 1. an’ he'll win in ked as a rams . < head Bay an the brain, so he has, 2 walk or Oi'll shprinkle powdhe forn. w6 they sar’. Bur naver molnd, Il n afore his supper an’ I an’ he kicks in his sleep loike a crazy man cn the top av me hat,’ ‘a howld ye that I'll kncw betther next sez he. Begorry, he'tulked so noice an’ toime. Wurrah, woms d a nuver given en't met eyes an him since. Howld an roidin’ a caar horse in front av a mad T'il tell ye how it happint, Mra, buil. He's dhraimin’ that he's a jackey . plausible lolke that I mmy, d'yve moind, has an tap av Ethelbairt ac Imp, an’ the way as he wint out I to 1 12's cut out to be a he cuts up is @ caution to the cats, It's pjanes the way he fiines his shanksabout, owld mother and her few ittle pinnies mudder, the psor gorimab, bekase his back widout id or seer, an’ he sez himsel’ that a gud ng he shleeps &n the flyure, for “But that'd make no deffrince, Mrs. Mc- alone. Here he cums in to me yistherda’, tongue's twishted an' e can’'t say mooih- vallyd his loife. Wel ne days Russell Sage an° CGod knows he kick a bedsntead to Glaggerty, aff he'd only lave his poor an’' ‘Muddér, coz ho—he always calls ms er—'Mudder,’ sez hs, ‘I have a stinch,’ think, Mrs. McGlagg v him the $2, un" him the twd but Of -hought fur sartin’ t him not to com= he'd bring me back a hundhréd. Oh. but hundhet as he s is a mane an’ desaitful an’ thievin' fwhat do you I, Mrs. McGlasgerty.” » ba kem howmie J. JENNINGS.