Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 15, 1916, Page 14

e e ——— @Dy stata in the union, 14 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER, | VI(‘TOR’ ROSEWATBR F'{)ITOR The Bee Put Pnhllnhlnx (omplny, Propl"lo'.or. BEE _BUILDING, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH, Entered at Omaha_postoffice as second :|nu matter, =t et ie TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION, By urfllnhr By mail per mon per yoar. | Dally and Sunday. e el 1 Dally without Sunday Livening and Sunda Kvoning without Bun Evaning wuhmn Sun; Sunday Hes only Daily and Bunday HSond notice of chan, ry_to Om. or ulation Da REMITTANC Remit by draft, urnu or posial order, Only twow cont stamps recelved In payment of “small accounts. checks, not_acee| Ptrlomd except on Omaha and eastern ex~ cha ed. ’ i 0 ,".v»'- T Bea Hulldlnl. nha 2314 th Om, mfill u“b-ll fl Mlln street. '“I:I. lllufld'lnl. 14 Rt 1 AR vee, New Bank of ummnr;:, neo) h.l'o— --Mnnrm 1% Fourteenth mtrect INCH), munications relating 1o news and g matter to Omaha Bes, Editorial Departm, MARCH CIRCULATION, 56 628 Daily—Sunday 50,628 Aght Willlama, circulation managoer of The Feo hing numlznny boing duly sworn, m rn that the o clreulation tor She month of March, 1016, was ull U? ':14 flll LLIA Clrenlation Mansger. nmbu ln mr pnum and aworn to before me day of Apri W')lllfll'l' HI N'TIOH hnllry l’lmlil' Ad l'ud e thi h»-erunn leaving the oty uwonm' stiouid have The Beo malled to them, Ad- dress will be changed as often as requested, Then, again, Benor Carranza is not so sure of bls job und needs a bluff in his business. [ — Aw Lo the closing and reopening of the Lake school, the adage applios, “Better safe than worry,” No more sample ballots In Nebra oloo tigl Study out your sample ballot as it ap- peared in The Bee, If the promises of cnndldn could be trans- muted into results, secking the Garden of Kden clsewhore would be u waste of time, 'The conscription of Meredith Nicholson to the War dopartment iroplies & deficiency in the fictlon bureau, which few suspected before. Individually and collectively the people will have themselves Lo blame If they neglect to men- tion thelr wants, Bome 300 candidates are cager Lo serve, Yes, we all observe that both the attack and ‘the counter-attack of the swenstor and the ex- seeretary of state are wholly free from per- rvonalities, Fe— When this Bhakespeare Tercentenary Puzzie contest 1s ended, Nebrusksa will have more bhakespeare weholurs to the square mile than It takes a high-minded patriot to force his creditor to sue him in court for the munificent sum of §1, held out on an honest debt upder cover of a trumped-up excuse, S—p—— Put none but trusted men on guard in the party trenches for the November fray. Send feo-grabbers, jall-feed grafiers, political traitors and known legislative crooks to the rear! S ——— Genera! Roorback Is taking command of the Jeckrabbit forces, A most amusing cuss, my n.asters,” whose presence Invariably foretelis cefent, The general s unsurp: the stratewy of retreat | — No one who hopes for a place on the repub- | liean ticket in Douglas county wants to be tied to a mill-stene, Fee-grabber “Bob” cannot possibly be elected himself and, if nominated, will only carry good and deserving men down to deteat with him. Nebraska republicans are entitied to have a representative on the national committee who will loyally support the ticket to be nominated at Chicago or, at least, resign his committeo- #hip If he {nsists on lending ald and comfort to the political enemy, Still, as mayor of Lincoln, 'Brother Char- lie" ought to know that it is a violation of the eity ordinances to nall placards, proclaiming his virtues as a candidate for the gubernatorial nomination, on the telegraph posts of Omaha, These striet law-onforeing candidatos might set Ay example of striet law obedience, — In his posters about town “Brother Charlie' claima credit for having put through the last legislature the watey district Hghting bill, ve- toed by Governor Morehead, which every one around here had been led to belleve had been enacted solely by the masterful strategy of the ral manager, who poses as the self-adver tised original and exclusive munieips) owner ship ehamplon, Thirty Years Ago This Day in Oma Oomplisd from Bes Plles Martin M Uahn sateriainsd the ladis f A A e € a1 Ihe remidence of A Csha, 3 Fainain ML The hastess sang seveial sungs I her us ehArIng e n U secasion was 4 wna (or Whe gussts The Interier of the Burtington Siuartore win finbahod Ahde woek and will probasly e dnlienitu | | | wiek ! Mesabe. Allen and Slevens ' ' ) | works Wha wliy 1a fiad o leeniion ‘e Pashery W U B e Ier have b N B8 90 o aeeninl of (Ne Bigh Py real e N | tor Ahaty proasety ! PO B B Geabas, paster of e Udited Preshy. | SoPIR sl of this ol has purvhascd |k ) ] DA & demeinionn i honal weekly pobiished el Wil e i ke L % s st § ol e a4 sdller My T T T — oy Uiy, pAMAe af the Pt Bapies o h ol Dolaell Wuife, o deliver & ™R R A Avening oF the Bost momday b Mas | Wt ol The Nolighove Frobiom " . ity | a word THE B In All Fairness From the admission of Nebraska into the union it has heen a time honored practice to recognize the elaimy of {he North Platte and the Bouth Platte sectiond, bt the state, each to one of the two United States senatorships, In wo two senators of the the We realize there have not faith at one time, liad rame the Is no party sate from same section of nacred inviolable bar In a geo- graphical line except as It Is founded on falrness and common sense, but the very ob- servance of this rule through all these years reflects the poplar feeting that under ordinary conditions this division works best for substan- tal politieal justice, With a primary impending in which the dif- ferent party candidates for United Btates sena- tor are to be nominated, this question s by no means feroly academic, Which ever democratic condidate wins, will be an Omaha, or, rather North Platte, man because no others are en- tored In the race. On the republican #ide, the voters will have to choose between John L Keunedy, us a representative of the North Platte section, and his only competitor for the nomina tion whose residence Is south of the Platte, The North Platte voters should support Ken nedy because they might otherwise be left with- out any North Platte senators and the South Platte voters should aleo support Kennedy be. cauno they now have one of the senators and In falrness should not ask for both. The latter should vote for Kennedy for the additional rea- won that If the second senatorship should now g0 Lo the Bouth Platte, It would be Inevitable that the North Platte would seek to re-sstablish the balunce by trying for the senatorship that will be open two years hence, All the logle of the situntion and every in- herent wense of fairness, therefore, urges re- publicans, not only in Omaha, but throughout the wiato, to vote for the nomination of John I, Kennedy for United Btates senator D e — Down in Mexico. Apologists for Messrs, Wilson and Carranza find in the Parral ineldent basis for excuse for the fallure to establish order In Mexico, If anything, It shows the weakness of Carranza and the fatuity of the wecret intrigue by which our president wag Induced to give his official sunction to the “first chief's” tenuous hold on avthority, The eplsode s quite serious, but m,mm not be made the pretext for the with drawal of our troops and the abandonment of the pursult of Villa, This outlaw iy now en- seonced In that part of Mexico most devoted to Fin fortunes, and where it will be the more dif- flenlt to find him, Wiy succese in eluding cap- ture so far is due entirely to Carranzista in- competonce, while the whole affalr is the nat- ral frult of the “watchful waiting” policy that falled to give the Mexicans an adequate notion of real American sentiment, Carranza (s & weakling, with the pr!vm ear of President Wilson, Unable to do anything himself, he Is unwilling to let anyone else do the Job he has falled at. His country s still far beyond his control, and while hly pretense of patriotism Is commendable, it 15 quite inef- foctive, o far as the establishment of order is concerned. This fact Is plain, even at Wash- ington, The dignity of the American people Is now more than ever at stake. It Is not merely a salute to the flag that ix involved, but the pun- ishment of the leader of misereants who mas- sacred American citizens in thefr homes. This misslon eannot he entrusted to Carranza. Nor should the farce of Vera Cruz be repeated, or we will have a Mexican border problem for gen- erations, Funston and Pershing should be given the men they need in thiy crisis or One Point Well Taken, Investigators sent out by the Omaha Wel fere board complain that at certain places they have been denled admission, One employer told them he was getting tired of the continual pro- | cesslon of investigators, parading through his eetablishment and disturbing the orderly pro- cess of business, This wan, doubtless, volces the thought ot a great many others who have shown more patience in dealing with a situation that is likely to defeat the purpose of inquiry, The Weltare board should be able to justify its right to exist without making itself a nuisance Omaha factories are busy places and Omaha em ployers are busy men, and they should have some consideration. The state lubor bureau |s ropresented here by n deputy, whose time dovoled to seeing that the laws are observed, and the fow complaints heard indicate that con ditlons are reasonably good. To assume that this Is not true, and then set about a series of in inquiries to develop something to support the aesumption s not fair Real cause for com plaint will easily get a hearing, and the im shinary should not be permitted to harass the of the eity B — Industry Reviving an Ancient Practice From the Ohto river comes o tale that shows | how anclent practices porsist, man olinging | with fatuous develion to exporiments that ure futtle, and often fatal, In (his case, It wan the steamboat boller that exploded, and not (he theory of wolghting down the safety valve to develop wore power, This expedient s as old ar the use of steam Haoll, and as widespread dafely valves were (nventod for the purposs of preventing explosions, and man, scoopling the | tunetion of the devies as & matter ¢ ' about 10 devise ways o clreumvent its benet ent ration. A nlEger squat on 1he salely velve' wan Lhe pommon vorue (n Jim Bludeos's day, and (he herole disappearance of that de el neiheer n the " o Prairie Pelle did not end (he evstom. Various methods of aecomplishing the same result are known an, abd nearly slways lead o 1k cluslon. 10 s as feseingl e e way aat tng Aynamite oF 1rying (o pass Lrales sine LEaek, and posssstes the Wmon &l slage of invelving \nnocent hystander | uily the saperiment wele taken ol a4t ool lew £ ointerest would stiaeh o |\ v LY ' " LTI fORe Inven! b ety N will dely averselghting. aew " will from time to Hime 1ol oF 1he altsmnt latesl i whare all odhers have fallnd fellod EE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, Shakespeare's Views On Immortality Literary Digest. of Browning's doubts on the point, Dr I"rederick Lynch takes the sonnets of Fhakespeare BPITE s the “keys” by which the poet “unlocked his heart.” Browning concedes the point only by admit- ting that if he did, then “the less Bhakespears he Dr. Lynch, however, belleves that in these poems, over which the world has long wrangled, “one can eatch glimpses of Bhakespeare's philosophy of life, his faith, his thought of God and man, of immortal~ ity.” 1pon the latter point Dr. Lynch, in the Chris- tlan Work, expends most of his observations, bnsing them upon Prof, George Herbert Palmer's “Intima- tlons of Immortality in the SBonnets of Shakespeare. a lecturs delivered before Harvard university. In thess works of the dramatist the professor finds “‘an orderly development of faith through three concop- tions of the Immortal lite." The first group of the sonnets reveals his falth in & kind of “natural im- mortality The firast two-thirds of the sonnets are written to a besutiful youth, As the poet thinks of this beauti~ ful boy, he cannot bear the thought that this boy, so benutitul, so noble, so pure, shall be taken by death from the world which needs him. This tnought fur- nishes the theme again and again in the first seven- teen sonnets, The loved objects are always changing While to this lovely boy Shakespears’s whole soul koes forth, he kpows that time must ravage hir extraordinary charm Ituin hnth taught me thus to ruminate That time will come and take my love away Beventy-alght times Shakespeare thus reter to ‘tims’ i1 the sonnets. WAL ‘tme, ‘death,’ be vietorlous? No, says the post, ‘The beauty, grace, worth of this youth will live in his children, and thelr children will still perpetuate him through the ages. Thus ‘time’ is conquered, desth overcome, To (his thought of natursl immortality the poet s constantly recurring in the first group of the wonmets, 1t comes out vory directly and strikingly In the twelfth, where he counsels the lovsly youth to perpetuate himself in his children, and in the seven- teenth, which closes with these lines But were some child of yours alive that time, You should live twice, in It and In my rime This Jes of “natural immortality” having gained full expreasion, there comes a sudden change, The iden 1y oo vague” and the ¢ tuality too uncertain to satinfy the poet. “Personality Is lost, even though heautiful traits, both of feature and of character, may be handed down The youth does not survive only his copy. With the wseventeenth sonnet the thema gives place to what Prof, Paymer calls “Ideal Immortality ' Bhakespears will enshrine the boy in his verse, and no he will live forever, Well, the post has dons this from theelghteenth sonnet on, and the whole world will forever know of this youth, ‘So long as men think, read, love, follow beauty, this exquisite boy shall be thelr companion,’ apparently sald the poet to himself, Indeed, this becomes the chief reas son for hix writing these one hundred middle sonnets, he tell us In the verse Ituolf~to keep this beautiful youth alive forever. There are many wonnets which might be chosen, but this besutiful one Is as good as any Bince brass, nor stone, nor earth nor boundless ses Nut sed mortality ceraways thelr power. How with this rage sl hold w plea, Whose nctlon (8 no tmn.er han a flower” 0, how shall summer's honey breath hold out Auninst the wreckful siege of battering days, When rocks impregnable are not so stout, Nor gates of steel so strong, but Time decayr” O, fanrful meditation! where, alack, #hall Time's best Jewel from Time's quest lle hid? Or what strong hand can hold his swift roon back? Or who hin spoll of beauty ean forbid? O, none, unless this miracle have might That in'black Ink my lnv- may still llv!nfl bright But a doubl supervenes s this idea of ideal fm- mortality s placed over agalnst the real. Thers is a “painful differonce “The poet, seeing this, begine to grow suspleious of oven the fdeal immortality persisting. The verse may not be read. Thus even tha memory of him, which is not he even though it lived, may perish. Suddenly In the third group of the sonnets we find emerging & bollef in real immortality, spiritual immortality, the survival of peraonality after death. Moreover, |t krows oul of the poet's own dissatisfaction with these other phases of It, and, added to this, the experience of It In hix own heart, While dedicatea to the pralse of this lofty youth, the poet himselt yields to a low temptation. The last group of the sonnets tell the story of his sin in considerable detall, and reflect in wonderful versa the struggle between his devotion to the noble youth and the fasciuation of the woman who hus enthralled him. 1t (s in the midst of his sin that the revelation comes. ‘And precisely here,' sayn Prof. Palmer, ‘In the intensity and bewllderment of #in, the possibility of a apiritual immortality is re- vealed, Within himself he discovers an Immortal na- ture at Insue with the forces of mortality, A true self Is ret in contrast with the changing. conflifeting, en- laving passions.’ In the one hundred and forty-sixth sonnet he wings this splendidly the center of my sinful earth, I'd hy these rebel powers that thee Why dost thou pine within and suffer aearth Painting thy outward walls so costly gay? Why #o large cost, having so short u leass, Dost thou u nalon spend shall worms, xXcens Tiat up thy charge? 1a this thy bod Poor noul, Array v's end Then, soul, live thou upo And let that pine, to a sorvant'a loms, mte thy store af dros h, that feeds on men And, Death once dead, ©'8 no more dying then ality. Here the person, the soul, the man himself survives and rises ahove death, vietorlous over it Natural immortality and Ideal fmmortality are hut shadows, flgments; not fm mortality at all. Mun (s a spirit now, with power over things—even over dealh APRIL ' | » Told Tal Twice Told Tales . Nat in His System, When any young woman of Npriggs corner at tempted to elto with Khaha Hoges or 1o draw a mpliment ' him #he waa sire to have “uphil | work | My brother Tom has & sore throat; he's had it | for nearly & week. said & damsel whom Fllsha was ERadnt heen for thal, she added, with & slantis Khanee fram under her | s toward Mr. Vogs | pamsive fosturen, “I'd ot have had to \ o0 mie hame, M» Hogs What we need fn this town, " sald Mr. Pogas, s | snother doctor and & op e The way trifling | . ling " ounder old Doe Jones B enough | . Pittabargh Chrontels. Totegraph | Meapeet fur the Sahbath N " remarha “ . N Atwlro w 5 o tirwing ol aind beown. Winier witl soon | And ' A diby tng \ st gloomily N e . awha 8 Nie e g . L owme »oiing AR aaM James . N M » . " . and punah sad oM Pihiigd & Lods 15, 1916, ThePees efler What May Stands Vor, GOTHENBURG, Neb., April WU.—To the Editor of The Bee: As & candidate for one of the district delegates to the national republican convention from the Sixth district, 1 have beon asked many times who 1 favored for president, [ have always frankly replied that 1 was personally for Charles 15, Hughes and here are a few reasons why 1 am for Mr, Hughes: 1. The people want him, 2, The natlon needs an able loader, one who will be trusted at home and re- Armr(m broad 3, Justice Hughes as the stand- ard huum‘ the republican party will be thoroughly united and boldly ax Kressive. e will have nothing to ex- plain away and nothing to defend or -puln1ln or. Hig nomination will not only regen- erate the party, but will strengthen ev- ery candidate on a count ate and mnlruuhmnl republican t b1 am profoundly lnlnrrln-d with the view that the national and International interests of this country demand that the republican party take over the gov ornment We have many great and good men in our party and I helleve that the party an a whole {s better qualitied to judge than any individusl and, if elected as a delegate, T will earry out to the hest of my abllity the Instructions from the vot- ers of the party WILLIAM €, MAY. A Boost for Beckman. LINCOLN, Neb,, April 14.-To the Edi- tor of The Bee: As the primary election 18 to be held on next Tuesday, it will pay the voters and taxpayers to look up the record of some of the candidates. It is to the interest of all taxpayers to #ee to it that we nominate the right kind of a man for commissioner of pub- le lands and buildings The state has been fortunate in the elaction of Mr. Fred Beckman to that office, who has personally reviewsd all the wchool lands appraised for selling purposes and has raised the price where too low and by this work he has saved the wstate $40.400.81, Tle was instrumental in having twen- ty-six counties reappraised for leasing purposes, with the result that the state recelves a yearly rental of $#,000 more than herstofore and as this holds good In the future it certainly means a great denl to the taxpayers of Nebrasks for r Mr. Bockman s a candidate nomination on the republican ticket and should recelve a big vote for the good work he has done NEPUBLICAN Walt George's 0ld Home. Neb,, April 14~To the Luster county, the Yrom BROKEN BOW, Editor of The Bee old home of Walter A, George, 1s pre- senting his name to the republican oloctors of the state as its candidate for the state’s chief executive, To us here where he has been an active force for thirty-three years in our agricultural, stock ralsing, soclal, educationsl and business development, his character for and his ability the best In government to bring It about are known factors fn his lfe. As citizen and official of state, county and town, he has always #tood for the best in soclety, in ethics, fn duty to the boys and girls of the community, and for clean government His record as such is made, is part of the history of our town and county, and it can not be gainsaid nor denled, And today, in his candidacy for governor, he stands with and has the support of those bodies of noble men and women who lead the sober, religlous, moral, educational and business thought of the county and rate, Mr, George public serviee splendid record of the eandidate of has & He Is no interest, no clique nor gang. No fae- tion elaims or controls him. He s open to remson and ready to carry out the expressed will of the people of the state The corporations of the state are not be- hind his eandidacy. The llquor Interests have declared for other candidates and turned George down, a compliment his lite's record well deserves. He s a can didate on his own record for public serv- fces honorably and ably rendered. And he is & republican, All factions can unite on his candidacy, a consummation neces- sary to insure success. No criticlsm of other candidater has marked or marred his eampalgn. He stands on his record an an officlal and upon his character WILLIAM HEWITT, as & man okwa OMAHA M Mo the Yeditor of The Pee Thirty years ago tonight 1 arrived in thia town It took twenty-two hours 10 come from Chicago on n fast train. T spent my first night at the ( ‘ozzons hotel, bullt by Ceorge Iranels Train on the block where now stand the Carpenter and the Ryrne-Hammer buildings. The next morning I went up Farnam street past the Bee office, located enst of Tenth street, where Bdward Rose water presided over the destinjes of T Bee in the power of hix middle 1ife; past the banks, none of which were then west of Thirteenth street, to the end of busi ness at Sixteenth street Dr. George L. Miller was about olos Ing An eventful career as editor of the Herald and Gilbert M. Mitehcock waa running the little World Wakeley and N w Agen of the distriet ¢ Woalwort) | was said to be King l Wi nl Thursten were the trial law Webater and " 1 atudind law some L1 [N more, passed & countr examina ton and that fall begar teach West Umaha sohenls, having . ' \ \ - i there are now thausanda of pupils ) In several ¢ Vngs The - inded . Mlah ba " “rn . \ . « and then ‘ ) o ™ wharvd hwea sl up e alind B Sl el Sl o Mned | owor L Editorial Snapshots Detroit ¥ree Press: The high cost of gawoline seems to stand up under investi- gation as well as any other luxury, Washington Post: Vassar's head insists that beauty and brains are often found in the same girl, but with an ex: fonal looker the final quality often passes un- noticed. Indlanapolls News: Some of the utter- ances in the debate on the army increase bill rather leave one with the impression that the utterers haven't a very clear idea of what they are talking about, But then, of course, that is not unusual in cone #ressional debates, Indianapolis News: Boys, declares O H, Benson, director of the boys and girls’ club work of the United States Depart- ment of Agriculture, want to be men, and therofore they smoke hecause men smoke. But they don't go to extremes, Men also work, But most boys are not so keen to be men when it comes to that sort of thing. New York World An foremonst wpokesman for organized In country, Samuel Gompers |s uble to make the Inbor this | | clear the distinction between militariam | and reasonable preparedness, It s a point to be kept In mind not only by the clans of workers to whom he appeals, but by extremists of all types on both sides of the question. Bt, Louls Globe-Democrat: Representa- tve Willlam A, Jones, the veteran Vire kiula congressman who is chairman of the house committes on insular affairs, frankly throws aside the fulwe pretenses of his fellow partisans and confesses that he wishes to be rid of the Philippines before some power takes them away from us or we have to spend several million dollars for thelr defense, Perhaps no such parsimonious and pusilianimous pro- posal was ever before reported by a ma- Jority of a commities In & representative | aspembly of a mighty nation. Certainly not in the richest nation In the world, one that from fits youth up has falled to mwsert and defend its rights against all comers. | Nebraska Editors Joweph MeGowan has hought the Wilcox Herald from E, J, Long. G, W, Holt, has succeeded Judge Hand as editor of the Greenwood Gazette The Fairfield [ndependent, ], W, Evana, | editor, has changed its publication day from I'riday to Wednesday. The Buperfor Express has bought the George Monk bullding and will move its plant into its new home next week. Mel Bchmeld, editor of the Dakota City Eagle, was badly beaten up by George Cain, sheriff of Dakots county, a fow days ago. The wheriff took exceptions to a story printed In the Eagle. He was fined $10 and costs and put under bonds to keep the peace, Guy B, Livermore, who {s superintend- ent of the Comstock schools, has pur- Chawod the Sargent Leader and the Sar- kent News and will consolldate them Will Anderson, former proprietor of the News, will remain with the consolidated plant, M, Lorkosky, who owned the! Leader, has not announced his plans for the future OUR HOMEMAKER. Adeline D, T. Whitney Where the mountains slope to the west A dmt:d o nd their puri challces hold The new mnlru vema of the sunset, Crimuwon and amber and gold In this old, wide-open doorway, With the elm houghs overhead, The house all garnished behind her, And the plentiful table spread 8he had stood to weleome our coming, : \hlmhlnk our upward climb, n the llh nmn) and many a time! Today, In the gentle splendor Of the early summer noon Perfect In sunshine and fragrance, Although 1t {s hardly June— Again s her doorway opened, And the heart is garnished and sweet; But she sllently walts for our coming, And we enter with silent teet, A llnln within she is walting: t where she had met us before For over the pleasant threshold She Is only to cross once more The smile on her face is quiet And a llly on her b st, Her hands are folded together the word on her lips is ‘‘reat.” yet it looks like a welcome r her work is compassed and donc All things are seemly and ready, And her summer |8 just begun It_Is we who may not cross over Only with song and prayer A little way into glory We may reach, as we leave her there. Hut we can think of her idle; She must be a homemaker still; God giveth that work to the angels Who fittest the task fulfil] And somewhere yet on the hillteps Of the country’that hath no pain She will wateh in her beautiful doorway To bid us 0 welcome again sweet June weather that brought | | Press, never | B Louisville Courfer- I must have my d | pull a tooth without a rrhen.ru)"—-.hnlr remarked the Int with the bald spot | shaved the barber gives me a lot of it ~Indianapolls Star, about who ean get oredit for making a garden [ when | worms, | cost me two dollars, that T want my daughter to have as good a _home after m [ break up housel | Transeriot you?" article speaks continually of the main | naueeze, 1 “Maln squeeze sound | anything for me, Jae m»lhvr Hob, the surgeon, operate on you | for momething? you know!- taving a little chat, ter mon day, aln't 17" ""Wh Do you want one?’ asked his [ mother | Well, I'in tirod of teasing the cat.- Il||llulrlph)u Ledger. found tlon?" LAUGHING GAS. Dentist—Excuse me a moment, please Patlent—Where are you going? Dentist—Before beginning work on you Patlent—Great Scott, man, can't yo “I had a tooth extracted yesterday,'" fussy man, “and the dent Kave me gas.' “Oh, that's nothing,'" rejoined the man “Every time I get llllxrinn always has an air of industry i ‘Yeu. But he {8 one of those peopls Vhe‘{’ aro only dlgging flshing unhmmnn Star. Bacon—Been to see the doctor? o] Sure thing, Bie Jd he treat you? Iighert—Oh, no; it was my treat, It Yonkers Statesman Her Paront—You must understand, sir, rringe an before, Il, you're not Roing to cepIng, are you?—Boston = Her Buitor. “Then Fortune has never asmiled on She may have, But she has never oen willing to start a flirtation that mounted to anything,” — Detroit Free “Mon have such queer slang. Now this Doesn't that sound nonsens I don't know,” said the other girl rather nice to me 'a ke to meet one of them ' Journ Justwod—And would you really do ok ? "Oh, think Mry, lunlwnd =Dnrling, 1 awear {t! Then would you please let my He's just starting in -Ldfe, Mra, Brown and her b-year-nld non were when Robble snid; I'm going 1o have a little sis- ‘"Mother, Do you belleve the 'i\'lflfllm yog! hav the secret of nnlmndld unlnu “Why not? They are sages and stu | dents, Foven my hired man has gons a | Tong ‘way in that direction.”~Chicago Post. RANDRETH “a" PILLS Anlbflnl* l}ol?;iivralion. HOTELS AND RESORTS Broadway, 66th and 67th Sts. NEW YORK CITY. SBITUATED In the most con- venient location In town, Mod- ern in every detall, absolutely fireproof, within ten minutes of the leading department stores, shops and thea Convenient to Pennsylvan! and Grand Central Depots, Rooms, with Bath, $2.50 Per Day Up. Suites, $4.00 Per Day Up. ROOMS §1.50 PER DAY UP, Restaurant of Unusual Excellence. H. STANLEY GREEN, Managing Director. Bouble Beer “In e Clase By Iteel™ Brewed and Bottled by Jetter Brewing Co., Ltd. OMAHA, NEB, Tomily Trade Supplied by W Jeveen, Fhone Dengles 448 Persistence is the cardinal vir- | tue in advertising: no matter how good adverti ing may be in other respects, it must be \ / run frequently and constant- ly to be really succcessful,