Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, March 6, 1910, Page 10

THE OMAMA SUNDAY Bin FOUNDED BY EDWARD nosmwn:n vicror lwilwn'rn :mron Entered at Omaha postoffice as second- | slass matter. | TERMS OF SUBSC errm\' ntw Bee (Including Sunday ) (¥ithout Sunday). par weelk oo ly Bee (without Sunday), one year.. .00 ally Bee and Sunday, one year, 6.00 DELIVERED BY CARRIER (withoyt Sunday), per Week bc | week. . 10 | 0 | s i pgmipettnt Ml Jrregularities in tion Department. OFFICES. Omaha—The Bee Bullding. l;:m: Omaha—Twenty-fourth and N. Cotnell Biurta 15 Seott Street Lincain—8i§ Little Bullding hicago—1M8 Marquette Bullding. qu ork—Rooms 11011102 No. 84 West Thirt rd Streef Washingion-1% Fourteenth Street N. W. | CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating te editorial matter ghould be Omsha Bee, Bditorial Department. REMITTANCES, | Remit by draft, express or postal order vable to The Bee Publishing Company, recelved in payment of | ereonal checks. oxcept on ofn_exchange, not accepted. | City cent stam Om-hl or STATEMENT OF fllf‘“bATlnN State of Nebrasks, Douglas County, &s.: George M. Taschuck, treasurer of The | 'ublishing f’flmfllll)’ bel: duly | sworn, says that the actual number of A1l And complate copies of The Daily, [omning. Evening and HBunday Bee print d | e month of February, 1910, was . 43,670 . 42,880 43,850 . 43,690 | . 48770 | . 41,880 . 48,990 | . 43,870 | Returned coples. .. Net total Dally aver Bubscribed {n my presence and sworn t | before me this lflln .E of l’-brfi;rfi, lhlfl | | Nuury Pubilc. Subseribers leaving the city tem- | porarily The MHee | win '™ A8 requested, e e ] Revised version: "And the March lion and the lamb shall lie down to- gether and a little ground hog shall lead them." | Probably the ‘‘Dreadnought” -lrri ships will be the next thing on the| bills of fare of the war departments of | the nations. Now that the Dalai Lama off Tibet is out of a job, why not let him try a hand at governing Nicarsgua. He s a nice, quiet cha eaning tower of is really in danger of falling— just the same it has been for the last few centuri how much like @ pink tea Itallan duels really are, the fact that Deputy Chiesa has to fight three does not meay so muchi. i ) \ Perhaps to make the Postoffice de- partment self-supporting it might be necessary to cut off some of the at- taches who are not self-supporting. There is less excu or a’law taxing bachelors when a Chicago baby wins a bachelor's love and Chicago debu- tantes establish a general nursery. It is noticeable that it did not take John Bull lopg to forget his German scare when the busy 8 and idle heads in English affairs began to clash. If one is to judge from the verdict of the Chicago board of aldermen, a batpin 18 not only an unconcealed weapon, but also is a temptation to B — 1s there anything suggestive in the similarity between the efforts of the natlons to build the biggest battle- ships and the tower of Babel in Bible history? It cost $13,000,000,to take the 1 census, and the impending census is expected to cost close to $19,000,000. A big country this, and getting bigger every day. The Bad river, located near the Bad Lands of South Dakota, is badly| gorged and badly flooding the bottoms: Looks Tike bad medicine for the Bad river valley, — It seems to bave required the Phila- delphia street car strike to lét us here in Omaha know what skiliful and dis- tinguished leadership our own street car strike enjoyed. —_— 1f Caruso would only turn loose sev- eral of these phonographic records of his voice there would be a weeping and scattering of the Black Hand “artists” who are after him. Mr, Fairbanks is the guest of Great Britain and the occasion seems quite hilariou But just wait for the big noise when he returns to seeing dis. tapce of the banks of the Wabash. The Denver platform pledged the democrats to a postal savings bank in the event the guaranteed bank could not be obtained. Is any one in doubt as to the fulfiliment of the condition to make this plank operative? —_———— Explaivipg what has produced the high cost of living, Prof. Giddings of Columbia university declares: What we are materially, we vainglori- ously boast, For 300 years we ‘e been & herd of wild asses In the wilderness, The Flow of Capital. The main controversy precipitated over the postal savings bank bill seems to center about the conditions that are to surround the investment of the money to be depusited with the government, It is practically agreed that the savings bank accumulations should be redeposited with the nearest bank of the locality that shall be quali- fled as a government depository. To make sure that the constitutionality of the law may not be successfully as- ailed, the president and his advisers have urged that the government as custodian of this money be given dis- eretion to invest it bonds, there being no possible question abdut the constitutional right of the government to provide all the neces- sary machinery to float its loans and protect its credit. It strikes us that altogether too much stress Is being put on the ne- © ty of keeping the savings bank de- posits in the immediate locality of the original depository. Theoretically, cap- ital 'is 1ike the liquid contents of a ‘hllge reservoir which flows to what- ever point it s most needed and can be best utilized, Of course, the actual flow of capital s not exactly what it is in theory because much friction and | many obstacles interfere with its free removal from one place to another, but that this tendency Is strong and the transfer of capital constantly in progress to a megsurable degree is established Dbeyond dispute. The amount of liquid eapital in the reser- voir may Increase or decrease from time to time, but if it is taken out of one spigot or another it seeks a new equilibrium and regains its level So whether the savings bank depos- |its are invested in bonds by the gov- ernment or whether they are rede- posited in local banks and by them fn- vested in bonds, or whether they only reach the stage of bond investment by two or three series of redeposits, the effect in practice will be substantially the same. For a parallel we need only look at the money which is paid in as premiums for life insurance and held in reserve by the big life insurance companies, These life insurance prem- fums are just as much savings deposits as would be straight-out savings ac- counts, Sevaral states have undertaken to require the investment of the money paid in by policy holders to be loaned out or to be invested In securities in the same states, but no noticeable ad- vantage has been reaped from such laws. If insurance money stays in the states where the premiums are paid, it simply takes the place of other capi- |tal to go elsewhere. Where the state is a borrowing state it may facilitate the inflow, but where the state is a lending state it cannot permanegtly check the outtlow. Students of political economy are generally convinced that it would be highly-desirable to have a natural flow of capital without artificlal obstacles in the channel, just as It wéuld be de- sirable to have a similar automatie distribution of free labor so that it would relievé unemployment at one point and supply the demand for labor at another. It seems to us, therefore, that the contest aver the postal sav- ings bank bill 8 turning on really its least vital feature, and that the scope of redeposit and investment of the funds would be of minor cousideration except for the bearing it may have on the point of constitutionality. Delusion and Dissolution. Those of vs who have been reading inspiring tales about the precoeity of an infant mathematical prodigy who has been making the graybeards of sclence sit up and take notice, will be interested in the following letter writ- ten to the Outlook vy the father of young Sidis, disclaiming responsibility, The letter which is dated at Brookline and subscribed Boris Sidis, M. D, veads as follows: There has been recently so much an- noying newspaper notoriety about my boy, Willlam James Sidls, and my system of education that I am forced to make & public statement in the interest of the much-offended truth, The anticles in the especially the popular *instruc- sclentific” articles of the Sunduy magazine variety, are highly misleading. In fact, some newspapers of the sensa- tional type did not hesitate to invent in- terviews, write up articles with my name tacked on to them, and compose mathe- matical lectures supposed to have been delivered by Willlam James Sidia. I wish to state that I have not glven any Inter- views to any of the papers, nor -have I written a line"for them, nor do I intend to give interviews, nor have I as yot pub- lished anything on the subject of educa- tien. While this letter does not enter spe- cific denial as to the exceptional talents which have brought a boy of 11 years within the portals of Harvard, yet it conveys the impression that much of what has been written about him has been exaggerated and greatly dis- torted, and the inference that any child ean be put through the same paces in the same time hy following the same method, s evidently unwarranted. Those ‘‘Old Masters. In an open letter Paul de Longpre makes a plea in behalf of modern art and the living artist. He calls attention to the “‘American craze for the paint ings of the ‘Old Masters,’ "' and speaks of the numberless factories in Amerlca and Europe where ‘Old Masters' are painted by the gross, just to satisfy the silly ostentation of the new rich.” He even suggests that the ““Old Mas- ters,”” themselves, would turn over in their graves If they could see the ma- jority of the “warks of art” of which they are accused. Paul de Longpre is himself, an ar- tiat of exceptional abllity and has many times seen works of talented living ar- tists supplanted by factory-made "Old Now we know what the trouble is and how to remedy It. l Masters” of inferior grade. There is no doubt !‘M many modern paintings, in government | THE OMAHA SUNDAY ranking Wigh as real worke of art, have been relegated to the hackground, to make way for the dingy and damaged works of other years. De Longpre says there are faults galore in the old paint- \ings, and it Is reasonable to believe |that herolc efforts running through |centuries have developed the art of painting in some respects, if not in all. Yet it is hardly fair to say that the public is entirely to blame. The taste was cultivated in the first place be- cause of the homage which artists have themselves paid to the painters who have gone before. We believe there is less tendency than formerly to dls- credit the work of modern painters of admitted ability and to encourage ar- tists of today it ought not to be neces- sary to discard the art of the past that has endured so well Must Husbands Learn to Cook? Mere man of the species “husband” is up against it with no avenue of es- cape, for the all-conquering spinster school ma'am has utiered the final edict. Mere man must learn to cook. A spinster Instructor—the feminine form no longer applies, for she rules —in the University of Wisconsin, who is apparently of an unmathematical age, has instructed the young women of her department that the cooking, washing and the ‘“‘drudgery” of the household should be done by the hus- band under the direct supervision of her majesty, the ideal wife. Is it possible tHat the course of human nature has thus been turned wrong side out and the ruling wisdom and authority has been usurped by the proud and domineering man? If so, then let the earth cave in and the heavens blow up if we do not reduce the species husband to the collar and the leash, Mere man must learn to cook. "The spinster thus'hath spoken. “'Tis thy wedding morning. Rise, old man, arfse.” Bulld the fire, cook the flapjacks, wash the dish sweep the house, dust the bric-a-brac and may the tortures of eternal matrimony seize you if you break a single thing. Order the groceries, then hike down town and earn enough to pay for them. Get your meals to the merry entertainment of your “‘supervisor” translating Greek philosophy from Cleopatra’s memoirs —or something like tuat. Then clean up the kitchen, A wife, we are assured, has reason to be proux of herself and would like to be proud of her hus- hand, too—but, woe, alas, Then, Mere Man of the Species Hus- band: When earth’s last. pancake has moulded, and a batter that's twisted and dried, has been flipped upon earth's heated griddle and burned to & crust as it fried; when the queen of your foolish young faucy, the one you dared to call your wife, is living and bossing in splendor on insurance you had on your life, we'll bury you down by the willow and there on a tablet of wood we'll inscribe a pathetie inserip- tion—"Mere Man. He did what he —_— coujd:” Y Wage-Earner and Farmer. '/' In these days of the atrike and the lockout a comparison’ in American life in workshop and on the farm is fore- ibly brought tp mind-—the constantly growing difference between the station of the wage-earner and of thé farmer. A common blood parentage makes them brothers, but the nature of em- ployment and the resulting life tend to push them apart. The labor union {18, to a certain extent, dignifying la- bor and workmanship, yet to secure recognition for the benefit of its mem- bers it subjects their individuality to a degree of control undreamed of be- fore. On the other hand/, the growing independence of the farmer is noted, his well filled granaries and barns have become a proyerb, while his finan- cial stability is unmatched. ‘When our republic began its career the tilling of the soil was followed so unlversally that ours was pre.eml- nently an agricultural nation. But our country's resqurces and capabili- ties for msnufactuting industry soon ecame apparent, with the result that Gloped. With the swelling tide of commercial prosperity came an exodus of young people from the farms, until now barely 40 per cent of our popula- tion is tilling the soil. The disparity of the conditions and attractions jof farm life as compared with city life seéams no longer so great, and as a con- sequence the movement away from the farm has been checked and some seem to think a reverse movement has be- gun. Training of Meat Inspectors. The official announcement fro Washington that “‘unless a young man 1s a graduate of one of those high class colleges he can not even try for an ex- amination' has placed a premium on the work of high class veterinary col- leges with regard to thoroughness of training for meat inspection. The rea- son for this ap nt advantage ls ‘that the graduate of the better grade of colleges is better grounded in the work than those who come from the cheaper colleges, The cheap colleges do not have thorough courses.” The de- sirabllity of thoroughly prepared men for the meat inspection service has led to competitive examination for admis- sion and in this competition, the col- lege education is telling against those who lack it. ‘When it became evident, some years ago, that a thorough inspection of all marketable meats was necessary, be- cause of the influence dietary elements have upon the public health, the de- partment in charge was flooded with applications for positions of inspector. Those applying were of various degrees of proficiency and had to undergo & weeding out process. After the work had become more systematized, the BEE: MARCH 6, 1910. tendency has been to raise the require- ments, with the result that the appoint. ments awarded on eivil service exami nation have gone more and more to the best trained. The difficulty of ascertaining the presence of tuberculosis and hog choleta bacilli makes a thoroughly sclentific training an absolute neces- sity in meat inspection. The govern- ment recognizing the fact that the un- impaired physical well-being of the peo- ple ia a chief essential to our progress and prosperity has given the inspec- tion buredu full discretion and the work of selecjing inspectors has been surrounded ith ironclad rules and requirements. The fact that many young men just out of college can easily pass higher examinations than practical men, who are a little short on theories, but longer on experience, i8 now largely offset by this strict rul. ing on eligibility for examination. Both theory and practice are necessary in safeguarding public health and the most thorough qualifications in both should be demanded, where efficlency is desired. | Raising the Standard. The animadversions at Chicago of Dr. Henry 8. Pritchett, president of the Carnegie Foundation, about the over- supply of physiclans in this country are really repetitions of what he has to say on this subject in his last report re- cently made to the trustees of that in- stitution. In this comprehensive review of our educational configuration, Dr. Pritchett declares it to be the uncom- promising purpose of the foundation, which provides retirement pensions, not to recognize any college or univers ity which has connected with it a med- leal school whichsis below standard, and goes further to say that investiga- tions which he has set on foot have convinced him “that there has been an enormous over-production in this coun- try of jll-trained doctors and half-edu- cated lawyers. “Unfortunately,” he adds, “many of these agencies in the production of inefficient doctors and lawyers are doing their work under the shelter of colleges and unlversities some of these are on private founda- tion and some are tax-supported Instl tutions, Not only are the admission to these profe low, but even the standards which are professed are in many cases ovaded. Some medical schools now sheltered by institutions of learning are disreputa- ble as well as inefficient."” Hut even more important than the declaration that the trustees of the Carnegie Foundation would lend a helping hand to no coiiege or univers- ity, however strong in numbers or in the preat) of other departments, which either sustains or shelters a low- grade law school or a medical school unfit for the training of men in modern medicine, is the announcement that the foundation will print at an early date an accurate description of all the med- foal sehools in the United iStates and Canada, setting forth their resources, their standards and the quality of med- ical instruction which they can offer, and will follow this later with a similar report upon the law schools. When these reports are made public, we will doubtless have a catalogue of medical schools and law schools with such a rating that those whieh fall below the, accepted standard will be practically on a blacklist. The justification of this proposed ac- tion is said to be that no institution of higher learning has a right to under- take the conduct of a school of medi- cine, except from the standpoint of the betterment of medical education, and that the schools which purport to turn out doctors on a commercial basis de- gerve no support and should be put oyt of bueiness, It is explained that the weak, and In some cases disreputable, medioal schools would not exist except for the fact that. even in cities where decent medical schools are struggling to live, distant colleges and universities have lent the shelter of their charters to a rival coterie of doctors to enable them to establish an unnecessary com- peting school. The materials for the promised re- port already in hand are sald to show that there are in this country today more medical schools than in ail of Europe; that these schools have turned upon the public a' far larger number of physicians than are needed; that the majority of those physiclans are ill-trained and poorly educated, and that the demand 18 not for more med- ical schools, but for fewer and better ones; not for more illitrained doctors, but for a smaller number of well- trained ones, and that an end shoula be’ put to the commercial exploitation of law and of medicine. We are sure that the people of this country believe In high standards in every field of education. No well con- ducted medical school or law school with good intentions should have any reason to fear publicity of its work and it Is gratifying to have the assur- ance of those who are in a position to know that the medical schools and law schools of Omaha will not suffer serl- ously by comparison with the best. ——— After having cleaned up $12,00 000 in wheat, James A. Patten has an- nounced that he is ready to quit. If he does quit it should be noted in his- tory that one American gambler knows when to let well enough alone at the right time. —_— All the nations are eager to loan money to the Chinese—yes, they would like to loan so much that it could not be paid back and that it would give them a right to foreclose. The Unlv:r;lly of Mlchl}nn has the greatest number of living alumni of ny American institution of learning, ~1he had several times visited. making an aggregate of 20,205. It would be rash to guess what the count would be including sons and daugh ters by annexation together with the children, grand-children and great grand-children It is suggested that some of the en thusiasm manifested in the senate over the farewell address of Colonel Gordon of Mississippi was due to the fact that ex-Governor Vardaman had been beaten for the senatorial succession. These surface indications are not al- ways what they seem. The chain is almost compiete now, since Colonel Roosevelt announces | that “fine luck has marked every foot of our progress through Africa.” A certain distinguished Nebraskan would add that fine luck has marked every foot of Colonel Roosevelt's progress through everything. It 1s now reported that the Swope estate ts amounted to $4,000,000, but it must be remembered that the trial has been in progress for over a month. When balanced over agalnst the liabilities incident to the trial the assets will look very much less than that by this time —_— If memory is not poor, it was the same Mr. Hill who said that unless the government lets the rallroads alone we would come to “an end of the republic’’—er—how about the ter- minal facilities as provided by the railroads = under ordinary circum- stances? There is one good thing about being a democrat in Iowa, & man can run for governor without having to make much of a campaign and come out just as well as though he had spent a mil- lion. Baltimore Sun. ‘There she sits, this lady of the telephone, calm, polite, like Patience on & monument smilingf at Rage. From out the wreck of matter and the ruin of worlds comes undis- turbed her even tones, “Number, please!" Indlanapolis News. Acqording to the of the Southern Pacific, that road's rate on raliroad ‘ties is $5 because the ties are able to stand such a rate. Which, of course, is good and sufticient reagon as such things &0 nowadays. Somewhat Irregular. Washington Star. Democrats who Insist that things are brighter for their party than they have been for a long time are liable to be called to aecount, The idea that the democracy can look up and be hopeful while Bryan is away off in Bouth America is most irregu- lar, P — On « Profitable Basis. Baltimore American. Current rallroad reports show that in- Qustry throughout the country 18 on a prof- Itable basis, The revenue of the carrier is dependent on the freight offered, and the Increased earrings indicate plenty of profits for the capitalist and plenty of work for the man who wants it. Ha * of Collier's Weekly. ““The mud Is in the street, Let us all give three cheers for the mud,” wrote Bugene Fleld. Its two component elements—earth and water—we prefer separate, Mud bhas ity credit side. It offers mud baghs. It is needed for the pies of children. Browning's Caliban used » Sprawl, no: the heat of day Is best, BTat T Ria belly i the Bivs much mie, With elbows wide, Tists clenched to prop hid ehin And, while he kicks both feet in the cool slush— Cheer up. Mud is the harbinger of spring. | PERSONAL AND OTHERWISE, k. March opened its engagement as gently as the touch of an old beau. The spring style of chanticleer headgear is voted awtully chic and chicky. Lincoln Stetfens is making forced marches to New Jersey to wiiness the operation on the beef trust. The spectacle of the mother of trusts | spanking her kids is wor(ll going to New | Jersey to witness. Denver women threaten to boycott milliners unless the prices of hats pulled off the mountain peaks, The mother of Battling Nelson wants him to leave the ring. Other impressive inducements have been offered. King Edward wants it clearly under- stood that he will not for the present put his royal label on political medicine bot- tles. James A. Patten, the are the grain plunger of Chicago, has decided to s in and re- tire, Only the tinhorn class stick to the game until they are strunded, The natlonal bureau of labor reports % per cent of the telephone girls unmarried. Thelr lines have been quite busy since | this singular information was complled. The last of the plcturesque Knicker- | bocker Jife In Manhattan disappears with | the passing of horse cars. This event places the blg town & lap ahead of Ne- braska City Kilmainham jail In Ireland, wherein Charles Stewart Parnell and his assoclates | were confingd In 1883 and the scene of Kllmainhgm treaty, has been shorn of its | glory and converted Into an inebriate asy- | tum, Our Birthday Book March 6, 1910, Charles F'. Gunther, Chicago's candy man, was born March 6, 187. Mr. Gunther is a fiatlve of Germany, and has served several | times as treasurer of the city of Chicago. | He was an Intimate personal friend of the late George W. Lininger of this city, whor | Dr. Charles W. Pollard, the well known physician officing In the Brandeis bullding, | was born March 6, 1871, in Albany, N. V.| Dr, Pollard graduated at Dartmouth col- lege and later at the College of r'm.lmnn| and Surgeons. He glves the Instruction in | obstetrics fu the medical departments of the University of Nebraska. Frank W, Corllss, president of the Water- loo Creamery company, was born March 6, 1842, 8t Richfield, Vt. He served nine years as county commissioner of Douglas county, and stiil has his farm at Waterloo. Charles Harding of the Harding Creamery company, was born March 6, 189, In Pike county, Pennsylvania, Mr, Harding Iy president of the Board of Education and interested In all the various business organ- general frelght agent |' i | the ' nominal ey s nara cheerless home--or to “Yes? “Lots of them?" W Nappen to Jour boy or girl have thought. He stopped Dave bought the lite his Bo; vho has be Ven start in the wWorld--and his ome —maaning lhn Fathe e it what you will, and it's & heavy stock of your Insuranoe. Bend for m Bquitable “Bife A You don't know, He will tell you: irats Whether cond : an ot, or thoughtles trong: J. 0. I‘IHLI H‘l’l M. COOP! He never succeeds who dare not fall. moral atheltics. Discussing the plans usually delays the doing of the will. It rious fault to know your nelgh- bor's ts too well. You cannot save the ship by throwing the compass overboard. The man who spreads pessimism ought to #0 into moral quarantine, There's something wrong with your faith If & need does not prompt a deed. You can never find the divine in a book if you turn your back on the people. Some Christians think they have a whole armor ms soon as they buy & chevgon. The man who does not know where he is salling always complains of the winds. The self-satiafied man is seldom content with little things in any other respect, There 1s no such thing as divine service to you if you cannot make all service divine.~Chicago Tribun e L SEOULAR SHOTS PULPIT, Pittsburg Dispatch: A New York min- fster says that profanity s on the In- cannot be helped. | is still in session. Philadelphia Ledger: A New York clergy- man says that he never went to the theater in his Mfe, but often has preached against such practice as wicked. How does he know? Brooklyn Hagle: A boy of 15 has been llognsed to preach In a Methodist pulpit in the New Haven district. In the lexicon of fame, which fate reserves for a bright manhood, there {s no such word as fall, 8t. Louls Democrat; Rev. “Billy"” Sun- day is meeting with competition In the Some of the members of the alllapce, to which was referred the resolution of the Methodist Ministers' association inviting him to St. Loufs, offer another revivallsi.who, they. say, can.do as much and as good work. We are not ad- vised as to whether the opposition is cut- ting the price, but such situations as thiy In all money-making lines of buginess usu- ally lead to the formation of &’ trust. DOMESTIC !’LEHSA!TR!E! | ‘“This pnpuhr llullun is all bosh. In real life the girl's Iulh'r seldom objects (o the man of her choice.” “‘You're wrong there. He often obfects: | but he's usually too wise to say anything.” Kansas City Journal. | flatter myself on the affairs of the | 1 am always posted,'” proudly declared head of the houwe. ‘Humph!"' ohserved his wife, “that i more than the letters are 1 glve vou to mall.""—Balglmore American, [ “Who 18 that.very the_exduisite gown®' “That's one of our lsaGing club women ‘And who Is the lovely girl with the nd cream complexion?" “She’'s a prominent sutfragette.'’—Cleve- land Plain Deale handsome woman in | Husband T suppose you think you are one of those women who never did a foollsh thing in thelr lives. Wife—Oh, no: 1 couldn't say that. I married you.—Baltimore American, call)~Maudle, dear, the Ay miserable hlll bedrool th - everything to & young woman—have to pay the prl o 1s It enough? it may already be too late for you o get ihese bene! gu can become a member of the Equitabi! Society. How Ih‘. it will cost to put an Equitable poliey Letween your boy and your girl and the ll-hmlr dlv The Equitable Life Assurance Society OF THE UNITED STATES PAUL MORTON, President. in the Worla" The Company which pays its death ohl-- on | the day it receives them. H. D. NEELY, Manager. Merchants National Bank Bmldmg, Omaha E P'SCKA“ ER. AY NEBELY, ANTON thm‘rRoM Some temptations may be Invitations to| | tune it will play on Did You Ever See a Tired SHOP GIRL? Or a Worn Out ERRAND BOY? on 1o the stiep In & crowded street often to & in & oheap boarding house? We have all seen them!! Couldn't ? That's what thetr Father m out it, DIdn't act when he could which m‘ bl o ol n, ¢ Indifference, or careles: Feauit to the children 18 the sam which they have to pay. Better No? We thought not! man—NOW-—TODAY. HARLl-.s \\‘l TEE, Cashier, W. G, ROMIG, 3 F BELKHAN PURE MINERAL SPRING WATER. Our firm has for 30 years been he wnrur- forln:l k‘l'mh 0! Mhne“u‘ \‘\bn' ‘e are carload buyers and distribu Jinds and handle over 100 Xin ate a fow: crll "hottle bottle 1 dos. s s lulpflho ‘Saline Water, qt Regent “nl»r fron, qt 14 84,80 Apvull\n-rls Water, ats., pts. and Splits low; rloes. oue:“l{fi;nu(n W-(er. at. hol(ll ‘.lgg 1 C o S e eturn alowa Dellvery free Xn Omaha, Lnllncll E!ln"n Sldl:n;:l; & McConnell Drug Co Corner 16th and Dodge Sts. What have 1-done to am 1 the fifsl girl ‘hkn[u Tribune.’ well this evening. offend him. The Parrot—Ji you ever kissed ‘'S0 there 18 to be & divorce,"” woman who discusses everybody seems but a little wulle since he asked her hand.” replied the rude man. 'He, got he hand -u Jright. But it turnéd ouw to be & misdeal . Wite—The landlord was here today ghd 1 rva him the yent and showed him he usband-Nest time. he. comgs _eroynd. imu you show him the rent and glve him he baby.—Puck. Mrs, Crimsonbeak—What are you plw ta do_with that porous plaster, John? M. v.m--»onusuk-«lm BOINg to #ee "what ‘Dianola.~Yonkers “'Statesm, 4 - ' ) e THE QUIET LIFE. Alexander Pope. Happy the man whose wish and care , A few paternal acres bound, Cantent {0 breathe his native air In his own ground. - Whose herds with milk, whose fialds mn ro. wiaen Hodks aupply Him with ‘etiire Whose trees In summer yield him shade, In winter fire! T Blest who ean unconcernedly find "flll’ll.’dllyt -nfld yea l"dfa lof:‘lfl In_health of body, peacs of mind, Quiet by day. g Bound sleep by night Together unmixed ¢ reereation And lunocence, which most does pleage With meditation. Thus let me live, unseen, unknewn; Thus unlamented, let me die— x Steal from me world and not & sions * study and case George (makin 't parrot doe m to like me an Here is a Player-Plano p book—a pronosition involving a of digcriminating taste Weat of uii s the fact that or the you personally. is & strictly hisvier than a good plano, plang Is sold on Will you let us explain this m clusive represontatives of TEB high and ties for spring and summer wear. cated. igations. ity QUALITY AL Tlgll B UEPLANATION FOR LD OF PLAYER-PIANODOM.—a reason il Tell where 1 lle. Listen o This: The Boudeir Player-Piano: atA.HOSPE CO.’'S GREAT SUCCESS ftion within the, reach of the modest pocket & Player Plano worthy of the notice of thoas is not all in keeping with its upon_which it can be purehsssd, »OwL- at we want to grade Player- Plano that sells at a\price o - wold on terms no higher than those a yood We are ox- 0st remarkable offer to you? WONDERFUL BOUDOLE PLATEA-FIANO, SOLE REPRESENTATIVES A. HOSPE CO., 1613-1615 Douglas $t. Om GUCKERT & McDONALD, Tailors We are now displaying a most complete line 'of foreign novel- Your early inapection is invited, as it will afford an opponunu: of choosing from a large number of exclusive styles. We import in “single suit lengths, and a suit cannot be dupll-‘ An order placed now may be delivered at your convenience, 317 South Filteenth Street—ESTABLISHED 1887. < N