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'SPEGIAL NOTICES. FOR THESE COLUMNS ) p. m. for the ey porning or Sunday DYERTISEM ENTS will be taken until 12 and until £:50 p. m, for the tons Al ndvertiser frst inserton and 11 per month, canta or the fir tnitints, figurd All ndvert] by nna 2cents a word nt taken Torm ) ndvertisem Tnsertion ndvanc A% A word tvoly. Advertisers, check. can have thelf bered letter n care of Tik BRE. Anawoers so ad dressed will bo delivered on presentation of the eheck TRANCIT OFFICES-ADVERTISING FOR TIL column will bo taken o the ab: itions At tho following business housss, who nre author f200 to take apecial noticos At the sume rates as can be had at the maln offi Sonth Omaha Franch Oftice Linter block John W. Bell No. 202 N. street, Phinrmacist, 1th and Mason streets BT Farnaworth, Pharmaclst, 2015 Coming stieet W. 1. Tighes, Pharnnelst. (24 N, 1ith street . ¥ Satterneld, Pharmaclat, 1718 Leavenworth treot L Hughes' Pharmacy, #th and Farnam SITUATIONS WANTE sD wee top of (1et colimn on this § age. For aates, (e A WANTED, A POSITION AS STENOGRAPILK by yowng Iy experionced; good referens 7 o Address 2id. A LADY DESIRES POSITION A8 CLERK Wies not 8o much an object aa (o learn bust Dose: wonld keop hotse for widower or teach music. Address W 6, B 10 23 SITUATION Ataban, wit HCi5ahy e ;\‘ SWANTED BY A COMPETENT BOOK Wt ket of Books to kecp oo Qress 1. M. Kauftman. 719 8 17th street 7 WANTED, By EX fady stenographor. Good refercaces 610 North 150 oity ‘ WANTED CONNECTION WITIT FIRST CLASS Ajnsurance age 1oy In_some live Nebraskn eity, by experionced man. Active solleitor, fice or [1fe, ani rtinofiico, Address W 57, Boe. TIAVELING a8 references Wil guaran Aduress W WANTED A8 furnish first o i Iate employ 1o remuneration CEEPER s, Ad Mo RIENCED Addross POSITION POSITION BY EXP Can furnixh g Ndress E. L. WANTED, A Adady rtenograph ences. Salary moderate. 1ith avenue. PART 0 ¢ during the jan and aceount MO 20 G night wo lenl position ddross W WANTED. “For rates, etc.. see to NTLEMAN ENGAG 1ke employin Hrat cluss it MALE HELP. of frstcolumn on this pas B, WANIED AN EXPERIENCED 8 HOE SALES. N unguestionable city roference requir under Bros., 1620 Douglas street, BLIVANTED IMMEDIATELY, MAN 1O KEEP books nnd sell goods. 456 New York Life bullding bi0 24° P WANTED. 10CAT AND TRAVELING SALES man: specialtion paving §0 per week to Ko wan. Allison, 157 Monroe street, Chleago. 605 WANTED TWO GOOD CARRIAGE TRIM mers, Des Molnes Buggy Co., Des Molnes, I 56 B.way women in Nebraska and lowa. An article that everybody needs. Tremendous sales. Good salar- les. " Address The “Record,” Box 618 Omaha, ED- 20 SALESM ALES B, SAVESMEN TRROUGHOUT THE COUNTIY outside of citlos; resp2otable employment o chance to engage with prominent manufuciuring company paying large sala For partieulars ad- arens, Preside . Cineinnati, 0. 543 25° B WANTED & FIRST CLASS MAN T0 REPILE, Cus i Omihn aud vieiity, Must have good Business experie One well” acqual with ro. tall houses preferred. Address, giving age and reference, George C. Steele, manager Utility Man, Tacturing comy timited, Saginaw, Mieh. B SANED. vou MAN WL TO AT tond strictly to business Lo tnke 2000 or .00 worth of stock and position in_office o wholesilo o OF bpokkeoplng and collection, i Bee. “ED SHOE SAT 'y on Commixs! ludlos’, misses in MeKny, dyenr welts 0 £2.50, In Nebraska o The Xen B, WANIED AN INTELLIGENT. un. A resident of the city preferre Week for trinl. Permanent {or suitable 4, 40 Beo bldg. iD, FOUR FIRS layers, for front work. o Lincol! TASS “PRESSED Apply to Horn & Neb. M0 24 FOR K Continued. Dven W05 Paxton FOR_RENT, Deciartes street corner ock GOOD B IROOM Inguire at 2004 Ch ), FoR JENT. ELEGANT iicks, N. Y. Life buildin Dy EoR RENT GROOM without furniture, with ence, full 0L, lnrge shade trees, 14 Inquire of owner, It I8, Barker bioc ), e jear 1L Inqulre Meyer Bros DLE MODEIN, BEST [N CITY ultes for housekceping. Also 0 Hear Leavenworth. Ap i ROOM MM TOUSH ot Van Hor $15: 250 at Dorn, 818 & arniture for sale cheap. ot Tnqulr Ditwite. e 1), Fok REXT. 100N Luke st.. with ‘all m Cole, Continental block i) I, 4 AND 5O0M HOUSES, § Lost residence flats 1 city. Mead Bee buliding. [); AT FOR KENT OF W ROO Linton block: range; newly Jtamin, 917 8, Tsth st )1, YQU wisiTo RENT A 10U s 1. K. Cole, Continental block 1 FORR RENT. Diotarea. n TOFLAT, : Toows TasGE & wil Callfornia ) HOUSE, b ROOM Tith FLAT or Faust bo 10-ROOM O Improvems D T, SPLENDID NEW 11 8 strect; Lest loention | quire cf Globe Loun und Trist ( Bta., or AL 1L Gladstone, 1310 Dol 1 FOIR 1Y T, 5-ROOM COTTAG room cottoge, 2a od & Belby, roon 13, Hoard bee lo 0 (rat colim rrrites, ec., |, FURNISITED ROOM. 1116 N I7T Y URNISHED ROOMS, Jusskecp A 15th strect, Ex [ NEWLY FURNISHED ROONS | YUor wonth. S04 S 1th, 5 oo, NICK FOR RtE 2th str NEWLY Kl enicnces, NISHED ROC ) ROON 5.0 [, FLEASANT FURNISE Ytamily for one gentlem N I8t sireet §ROOM all modern ol ON'T and ed ro q I sultes LONT ROOM THE OMAHA DAILY BEE 12 00M HOUSE, MOD) 20th and Dodge. Inquire 510 2 TOUSE, 2016 nrles stroot ML 2* HOUS B WITH OR von! 8. 20th streot K M IN WALNUT n, care of Mux Mt WO SHOOM 1 it nie Tl o ply i [);700M COVEAGE WITIE GAS AND BATIL fu 019 Chiea: B B o at T, $18 PER MO, 6 ROOM MOD! st [ 5, 825 10 MAN BRICK nees, H tling works. 225 1000 10 #15.00; 1iny't. Co. 18, 20 KL pored. ol SE OR STORE [t CENTRALL 2 NAbth. ¢ WNINGS AND ouser; call at Mat7 ROOM HOUSE, i the clty. In it and Dodge < street [ :, T i Farnam. 1ot Trade. 9l FOR RENT-PURNISHED LOOMS 1 this 1 ag I STREE 21230 AND BACK 1 bath 501 2% BY DAY, WEEK e 703 So. 16th st., flut D, ¥ FURNISHED ROOMS, N ver 3 TWO FIRONT ROOMS, F Uturnished, for housekeeping. FOILRENT, A PLEASANT ¥ window room. with E children; ren ty, sultable for man I, Joox, ve. J-MIE ST 1t and Do by the week or b OP AN Wil make low Hh, With or witho arnum st 516 i FOILMAN il and wife. rates fOr (0oms outbourd. 69 E VERY PLE Yvate family for — RENT, luwn around bull Lentieman, 825 8 NIC) st corner 1l 1rom §7.00 t0 at noril FURKNISHED ROOMS RONT _1t0C IN PRI uth street. 321 LY FURNISHED COOL NI 0 #2000 0 1 ra nth. o8 AND 80, o, L BIG MONEY IN BXCLU now patent safes well at Now "agents first. in' field ent in one dy cleared . froe. Alpine Snfe cou- pany, A1 Clark s ncinail, 0. BLWANTED, EXPERIENCED KUSTLER T0 Bworicin ominand Couneil Biums, @) Shoely WANT B preowsing, Workmen: permanent Kituntions 1013 Broadway, Council Bluffs BivaNtEn weront rlence in editoril. Address in own hundwritin 410 oo bullding. Our it n eity or country. nally gettin 80 can Yo 5, TAILOR TO DO T and dyer; must be C. A Muchi D, A For yates, ete o ooa ‘COMFORTABLE RUOM cliss bOArd ut 222 N. 19t TP IS FURNISITED (003 xee L0 of 1 vt colummn on this page. 5 AND ST 01 il WILI BOARD, 2202+ 7 Dodie street 1@ povus STREE] M50§-25° 70— FURNISHED ROOMS stroet o noods A ¥ D DAY BOARD 6. DAY BOARD, 210 N 17th GrTazs* H1ith, MOS-a2s* 28 S0 04 van | | WANTED-TO BUY. Contined, OPEIT 8 BRINGING SOME T 3 10 Barker 11 AK AN fair rents. N WANTSTO 15 ACRES NEAR THE CITY FOR AN casli oustomer. A K. Riley, room 40, Bark block Mo N WANTED. 70 BUY UPLAND AN and 5 of timothy hay Mercer, 415 South Eloventh street Mo 2 N WANTED-_HAV LOOSE Ol BALE; §TAT AN price wanted. . Morrill, So Gmaha., M2 S8 FURNITURE BOL DN Wweits: 1111 Farnam s B CARS OF Address L. C OuD, STORED, il 1T, ot FOR SALE—FURNITURF. For yates, ete., ave to_of first column on this page () FOR SAL FURNITURE, CAR at 210 Farnam street, Jets, stoves, ¢ Hotse Wan recently Owner leaving ity M5 204 nquire after 6:50 p. m. ESTADLISITED Mb25 24° © cotumn on this page ALL THE talns, oto nished () FURNITULE OF A WELL onrding hovse. 205 8. 24th, HOJISES, WAGONS, B s IO SAL Forterma. ete., see top 0 oA o ariving or will sell at a sacritice. PLOMENING VERY stylish driving horse, box 32, SOUND SORR working, owner Address W 59, Dee. NICE IN A STHRONG, No'trade.” Address | 10 lenve tow M P, PIUVING, DELIVERY, DRAIT AND ALL \inds of hofses clioap, Walworth, 26t and Pk ey Mooty Nio2s P, FOR SALE VEAR OLD FAMILY horse. now phacton and harness complete: g0od OpROTLINILY o secure a nice ontht cheap Inguir 103 Paxton block 508 2* L EOR SALE, ON MONTITLY PAVMENTS o excliange for diamonds. stylish family horss and Phieton. Addross W 45 Boo, Mo ]2, FOR SALE, & GOOD FAMILY HOUSE AND fine phaeton, nearly new. L. Douglas, Nebraska Clothing Co. i P HORSE BUGGY AND LIATN N. lith, >_FOR SAT CARRIAG Nichols' stabl FAMILY FOR SALE, SINGLE DRIV Can furnish uny kind of Woodworth & Co. Neb. >~ FAMILY TIOKSE ors or carriage teams, horse desired. - Call at €. D, ddress 1. ). Fleming, Calhoun FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS. Forrates, e'c., see o 0f 1rat column on (13 jage. (QFOR SALE W ELL TRAINED GORDON SET, tor, Addross Box 21, city, 6442 LARGE QUANTITY OF GOOD Qx Q ( BLINCIT rondster bicycle; Al condition. Bee ling, Johnson county, Neb NEWFOUNDLAND I'U 15011 streot. oIt ALB, THOROUGHBRED BROWN n fowls, cheap, to reduce stock 2 stre M COLUMBIA L1G Address W Mo 26¢ SUNDA \)E- AUGUST MONEY TO 1.'7:.\;0" REAL C nlfih . BUILDING LOANSIT0 T PER CEN nddItonAl ehurges for cgmmisslon or atior W. B Melkle, First National bank bld' W Mosky HAND 10 LOAN ON_FIRST morteage on Omabiv,elty property. Chas W. Mt Ralney. 315 Omahn Nat. bank blog. MONEY 10 LOAN-CHATT 1 Tor rates, eic., se: Op o® e commnon © - TLIFE, I A MORRIS, X oANs v (- MONEY TO LOAN BY B, F. MASTERS ON A\ houselald goods, plunos, organs, horses. mulos, warehouse receipts. ete, at the lowest possible ratos withont publicity or oval of property. Tiime arranged to sult borrower My 10ans Are 80 Arranged that you can make & payment atany time and reduce both the principal any interost You will find It to your ndvantage to see mo |t sou want n loan. or If more convenient eall up tel gphony 1021 and your busiuoss can o arranged at Money always on hand; no delay; no publicity: lowest ratos. B. K. Masters, room 4, Withnell block, 15th Tinrney streets and i) MONF W, 10 AND W DAYS ON A turniture, et ) LOAN D N - MONEY 03 A Keystone Mortgnge HORSES, 03 Shealy bik BUSINESS CHA For yates, rte., sec top of rst cobumn on this yaae, FOR SALE- PRESCRIT Vow Yaru Tite 10N DRUG STORE: ons given for selling. MEAT MARKET 1N w $1900 n month Ight. Price 850, nearly penses Alex. Y, FINE PAVING MAIL BUSINESS, 65300 CASH J gultable for Indy or gentieman. Box 250, Omahn Neb, 05 23 [ UNFURNISHED ROOMS FOIU 807 Howard FORREN housckeoping or 10dging purposcs GENTLEMAN : Wi aying enterprise. A sure thing aress W i FYOU WANTTOBUY A GOOD MEAT MA With well estabiistied trade In @ livel £y Lown, nddress 1o particulars 0 Wol, 1 5 DRIG STOCK. INVOI I towi of 100 populati Goodestabiished busin sthier business. Address W Y Fon sank AV A F brick and tle factiry: ‘fnely Mistourl, doing excellont | Albany, Mo Y FOR SALE. AT A BIG SACHIFIC well assorted and clenn stock of drugs kood town. Blake, Rruce & C: Yo a e, A Loca 000,00 1 Hardware, buy out stock thut sui Tlerminn, Neb. ABOUT from son fo cir st PLANINC Y MILL IN GOOD ORDIFR, RU constuntiy; 0o imcumbrance; cheap. W () FOR SALE, AT A BARGAIN piano, upright’ almostnew leaving, J. M. Sheppard, 8 Omaba, THOROUGHBIRED MASTL SAL all at DMILL, T £ Howard st I FATIONARY STEAM Q’ FOR SAL enwine wnd’ oller, 20 horse power: ail in_good condition. Address W 5 I 553 81 (QEOL SALE QI TIADE NEW SALEY bler bieyele. Inguire 403 Paxton biock. (QFOI SALE T i1BAD OF welghing 1,060 10 1100, on range ut Neb. For partieniars widiess N.A, Duff, Wb, or Denver Live Stock Coni. Co., Dén THE WOODW ) at 1315 Farnam strect, clieap. fiee Is about 10x50. - Jacob Darst Q FORSALE OR LEASE, papor pl e northwest Addrens U s, Om TIHE FIN Good FOI SALE tores of & low ent. M. A: MISCELLANE Tor rates, ele., seo Lop of 118t colimn o Uids page. MIS D COMPLETE FIX. t i excelleut loeation and Upton 5 TLBALDN S ar TIVELY 1 for descriptive %, Davenport, la. R; TTAMILTON BIROS. 414 8. ISTH 8T, TEL. 117 Does Jobbing, carpenter and brick work, plas tertng and puinting. 0 818 R 2N NELs0N ot take nbout it; so . Ollice 415 3 4 M SIT M1 ECTRIC LIGHT PLANT wnty scat town within & miiles of Omaha Tamps, one 6 1. Boilers, will seli Ly unineum are of Omaha Be for one-third ¢ real estate. Addr TRAD P. 0. box 518 7 FOR SAL lished busines 10 YOU WANT A GOOD BU SBUY T Commercial, the leading hotel Broken Bow, Ne NGE. AGODD FARM IN it equity in house and NORTIL 1ot in Ml 2 THOUGEAS COUNTY, 0 MILES hia. for trade for clear residence. K Riley. room 46 Barker Block. 3 FARM AND CITY farm lund_want Geo. N. icks, N. w FIVE MILES EAST OF COUN ble for gavden and frutt. Wil You to offer? Address box 7 lCACKE et tiluma s trade. What b Warnorville, Neb. 7 IARDWARE, fisor fand and cash M5 24 FOR EXCHANGE VA A HOUSE AND LOT IN fiomabn tora farm. Hy Schulz, 202 So. 2 M52 20° EX- Lifo TiGA WIDING ont DRIVING ieliange for u Jersey cow. New York building. i M; cad ap ¢ of these dress W 60 Bee. are in the Ad TH R tment, manicure 1baths, sealp and h 14 S 1th, Withnell bik. iropodist. Mrs. Post,s R, e ruptur ner Douglas and 1ith man state sgen B, VANTED, TWO G0OD ACCIDENT INSU ance sollcitors for tho clty and one for South Omahn. Address W 12 Bee. M40 WANTED, AN AGENT AND CANVASSER for a live weekly paper in every town in braska and lown: lberal _commissions. Exnminer agency, §13 8. Lt street, Omatia. B WANTED, SALESMEN ON SALAIY OIt COM- misslon to Kandie the new patent chiemical ink erusing pencil; the rentost selling novelty ever produced: erancs ink thoroughly in two second abrasion of paper: %0 to 60 per cent profit: one agent’s rales amounted to $620 In six days, another 2 In two hours. We want one genernl agent in enchmate and ternitorc” For torms and full par- teulnrs nddress the Monroo Eraser Mfg. Co., | Crosse, Wis. 5 B WANTED SALESMEN: PERMANENT PAY lng positions for intelligent workors, Write at on Iwangor & Barry, Mt Hope Nurserios. Rochiester, N. o115 a2 ]‘; MEN OF GOOD ADDRESS. ROPOI tan Mg Co., 1609 Howard or 137 N. 12th, L T HELP. For rates, etc., vee top o Arst colwmn on (his page T WANTED, THRER work. Brownell Hall South 10th and Williams. 20 O WANTED WILL EMPLOY MORE LADIE until August 20 to makoe fancy work for us at Boma. Experience not necessary 1or addresy with stamip, Parisian Ewb. Co. 1803 Farnam. 611 (L WANTED. A MIDILE AGED WOMAN take care of children. - 1044 Georyla avenue M BUSI a position wKnry. 1f anent. Apply 1,12 Crefkhton FOR LAUNDRY young ladies 001, O T WOMAN WANTED. 4 000D woman, middle aged but active, fo where good tact and judgment are’ nec suitablo, position wili be made pe aftor 10a. 1. Monday. "W. T. Marsh - WANT L, MUST BE Apply at 2220 Farnam st. Y- NURSE GIRL, FOR ONE CHILD, /200 Harney st, near 24th st (- WAN IMMEDIAT il for second work. A st Davenport and A GOOD COOK. » CALL_AT 650 23 A COMPETE fenry W. Yatos. B4 RL FOR GE 2015 Capttol ayenue. Mals 2 M. CLWANTED, FIRKT CLASS ‘eral bousework, nlce place, WANTED, CalliViree, FOR RENT—HOUSI e ton of 1 rst cotumn or this ) age. As ) GI, raes, ele., T T, PO RENT TROON Ti0L S, MO rovements, 112 N. 2ith street ). FOR IENT. SEPTEMBER MY KESIDE Atk and Nioholus, 2 biooks from Walnut Hili motor: 010 of the WOSE conve om Cottages "W e bari, larko Lot all i o rent, 2. In aulr ¥ Fire bidi, Tueo. ofsen: Misy 24 ), KO BENT, 6 K0OM COTTAGE, BATIL E1C, o Stanford Cirele,” cheiee. § Foom house mod: Soo Brgutier, first foor New York Life. o2 ern. 1) H0R BENT A FIVE - HOOM within one block of street car line. rooma 31 and 2, Ware block, 1), ok RENT KL all modern mprove Ply 1509 Furnam st D), Eok RENT land barn, M COTTAC 0B, Fory i 23 | It HOUSE, 18t Ap! a1 23 MODER; Mlami St., N. B FLAT, ROO Adaws, LEAVENWORTH HOUSE 240 l') FOR RENT A GOOD 5 ROOM CO' oward street. Apply Star Lown eompuny 1,08 KENT ats in the C quired. Robert Dot RENT. A 7-100M COTTAGE WITH ALL wodern conveniences o th and Howard. | 1o for salo Mot FOR BENT, ONE OF THOSE FLATS IN THE . 16th and Jackson ats. i has all convenlences and In Arst-class repair. Call at 1112 Haroey. 55 3 CAND i ROOM MITRATED ywry buildings. References r 1615 Chicago stroet A T, PO RENT R SR CHANGE & TR P. 0. Box 108, N o 2 FOR BE rfolk F ROOM AND BOARD 015 DOUGLAS STREET M43 s2 MUKRAY R GO0 PASTUIRE ¥ ORHORS] Wit 7 TWO _FURNISIED SOUTH bourd. 1721 Duvenport FOR 1 ENT—ROOMS U\ F ROOMS WITH i URNISHED Y4 UNFURNISHED ROOMS, § Thousekeeping, o smail fauiily Webiter streot. S FOR RENT. § ROOM Tily, with all conventences for 1o 0L Plerce st BOARDING, ete For rate: L Pun Sk board. niver rooms, o location It ca with or without power. The Bee Publishing Co., ol tng has o fireproof come steam-loating fixtures, water on all ete. Apply at the oftice of Tho B FOR RENT Ot SAl Jones st bet. 10th & 1ih, T-.STokes Hguse bulld Bank butldl I o neN pled by Alexander ner room, RENT IN G ¥.J. Sutelifte, 31 FOR & N n oy O RE TO A SMALL F For rates, etc., sectop of frst colum on this p ige UITABL, | price §14, 1 M in 4 nsekeoping. sectop of first column on this pige fi GOOD TABLE BOARD AT 2105 DOUC w. rates and itorn, pro 18124 build . completo the Hoors. kas, BUILDI LA Lindquist,ils R A F NI T WANTED | AT light two. Address W 01 Bee ho see top of first cotun mn on (i na SUT OF ROOMS FURNISHED 01t 1scke ping for Koo tan: HOUS St Poter's prefor node and wife. B convenio Call or add; . TO RENT ¢ Tocality. it OR 5 ROOMED COT- Address, glying e ABOUT » lo of ANTED, nt. an § CPTIM dotache ostottice. RENT 1HOUS Apply to Winai K NaANTED 10 orunfurnished 205 New York Life, REN Te., wee TAL ee ton of 1t Forrates, ~WELSIA Jopera hous T E. COLE RENTAL AG Jtal block NG AL AGENT GEO. J. P W atreet, housos slores. et tion to management of rental p Hrat of each month STORAG REN GLDEST, CHEATERT Jperty m o ieo. Heyn, 813 38 K. FURNISHED 05, Komp & Co. 9 OY. pwmn on this page, KANCEGIRAND Madd 81 INEN- (2 AUL. 160 FAR Ryjoclal ation Now listy M A2 Y, CON weo ton of rst coluwnn on this vage. AND BEST KAG 1214 Harney GLEAN, DY AND PRIVATH WaNi Forrates, ete.. seetop of first N WANTED A Goob & AN ter, § feet long by § feet Bee. NG b oot "Ouaa COND high . D. I, 6 ROOMS, #i0. INQUIKE AT & § Lk strews. oy e 0 L0 §HW0. A K. Blley, room L D—TO BUY. HAVE OUSTOMER WITH CLEA £ STORAGE OF r Works, 1207 3 olumn on this pige HAND COUN- Address W [ LOT AND property valued Barker Blook. weli RAVING, BRIGHAM CO,SOUTH OMALIA Ledvenworth sts. penter Work. S AORDINARY. WONDERFUL » aees Lo world, Lexruve wnd Tifo unites the separated you love; tells where you will stecevd and in w busiuess best adapted tor; has the Astplate for luck wnd to destroy bad cures fits, intemperance und ull private complaints with mussuge baths and aleoliol treat ment. Send £2, lock of balr, nume and date of birth and recelve uccurate 'life chart; 2 cents in stamps for cireular; gives iitinls of one “you will mares, also photos of same. Oftice 1017 South 11th street, first 0015 hours, ¥ wm. 1o 4 p. o Come one, come allund be convinedd of this wonderfulvracie I MES Deller. huud. ORT, PALMIST AND GVPSY FORTUN Tells pust and fature frow Mnes of th Foo, $1.00° Indics only. 90 N Zith. Up stalrs 153 425 CLAIRVOYA Wiltlng and refiablo business it 3 MIS, NANN Dtiance sped medinm, four years in Omatia, 119 HS, ETC For rates, ete.. sce top of first columi on this vage. SECOND Trobt Ml NIz 'l‘ MADAME SMITLHL, 420 8. 16TH, 8D FLOO o W Forra‘es ami on this page U, acqualntiance of castern ladies through pondence. for matrimony or otherwise, o Wit stawp, Mu-Cor-Bureau, Box 1989, Boston U, SUITS GOTO TH 17, G L. Wilso rd, Al 1 C. . e stere V1L E. Chlambers, 151 TS, G COLIANS Wil o M, ety ane il tarn. st 10, ART AND LANGUAC ton o For rates, olc \-’(u.}u HAND carefully taugit dress W 4. Bee oftice. \'\ L we st column on this age. ENGLISTE BRANCIHES teacher. Ad Mir 230 AMSDEN OF NEW 10, 616 MeCague bullding 1 s AMINE TIL A Hospo, 1613 Douglas: AND by compelent IS8 M. ELIZABETIL 1 Clty, vocal o BEFORE BUVIN new sealo Kimball pla MONEY For rates,etc. W oY ANTED 30 ON 8540 ILEAT, X Oct. Tat. at low Fate. Address, W 2. lee. W O LOAN ON OMAHA PROPET d 1a, farms. K. K. Ringor, 1519 Far's [t W doNEx 101 Wy Fidolity Trust com W MORTGAGE LOANS. ) W D AITTLESI N Y L W 1ng. W, GUARAN MORT hayer, Cuming 0 by M. . Clarke. 19 Hoard of trade. W LOANS, WALHARKIS, K20, FRENZER BLK N AND TRUST €O, i Wiite Toha st o Sates for " SIS N. ¥ urity on Nebraska or lowa arms, oF Omaba clly property (™ HICH s O LOAN -KEAL E~TA L, tow el ral column on this page, 252t MONEY N ON OMA auy, 1614 ¥ CENTRAL LOAN AND TRUST CO BE ) SECOND MO Aloxander Moore AGE LOANS, W1 Beo build 56 FIRST A maney here. ACES ON SARPY, Co. Inuds 1oF saly 81 Wb PER CE | VY ara G Patieron, Wi N, ¥, Lite. LOANS. VEARG y Orelear eiLy or uere proper 11 23 it Ly, Address W. 80, B 7 -WIHAT HAVE YOU fmake a specialty of property. Correspondency N.Y. Lite bldg. TO EXCHAD hanging farm solicited. Wi, Bee ofice. Vi EXCIANGE OMANL IMPROVED AND DN- fimproved property for lands. Geo. J. Paul, 10 Farnam st Zvon inardw business soas for selilng some cash Wil take this barkati. Farnu sl K 3 Z,-IENOU TAVE AG00D UPRIGIT PLANO YOU iwant. to exchange for clear lot worth $30). ad dress 024, Bee otie ZWANTED 10 i, ] itor w k0o d strong hoise. s 1, oo z 5 M8 ZCHOICK AN W0 EXCHANGE FOR M ichandise: write we. W. 1. Wells, Burwell, Add b, 0 rates, ele., see top of Irst column o this poge N EW AND MODERN BUIE on all the best residence gent, N Yo Lite Vg THINK I, t I HHOUSES FORSALE trects. Geo, N DOLLARS I8 FULIL cloar from mortgnies Qi) ok Tot s0ld. O ahin and addition, Iy W FIVEROOM COTTAG ished, k0od neikhborhood, axh or monthly payments. Alex Moore, Bk P saLE 1, o MODERN BUILT HOUS 101 Bee Miwd 21 DF Ol RENT FIRST CLASS and two lots, West Side. Addioss, 5iL 20t S FOR SALE Geo, N, 1 15 21 JING LOT 13 Yo be glad to t agent, N. V. Life blag, Q10 BUY A NICE L Omahu's Tatest addition, Nave It (or o howme s0ume duy. No mOrgnge on this property and ten dollars s full paywent for u lot Warranty deed, abstractand plat given with each Totsold. Send stawp for plat sud information. Chun. 1 Benjumin, sole ugent, 510 80. 15th street ICE < [ N 1K HOUSK, AT 2011 Nete Lo lloy: City water Nowly paporad’ throughont. Bee buliding: Only 82,100 TPILS MUST B SNABEED U1 AT 103 enst front in West Cuming add'n M.A! Upton Co., Bee Builoing JO SAL e w G i or A west, 5,500, JFOR SALE ot ot Councl Bluj fruit: eheap for cush o Addross W, R M Fon sane s aplendid Lite bldg. FOI SALE Ok EXCITARG number of farms, lnco s, Nebrasku and o 10w prices und eary ternis. i BUR Hxie AND Lot NCE-—100.X 000 FLNTCL U side e 2 ! o Ll BEAUTIFUL HOMW, (6 FOOT LOT, SOUTIT front. loss than twy. ilics from 1 0. north rooums. bath, bl AL elogant condition MAL Upton o 18 bulldiing. o702 et wlots adjoiniog, & miles [sultable for kirden and iree AlWnee o . Watne Neb. 2 RAL BLE nelghvorhus. ville, NI HOUSES 1IN N. Hicks, N. ¥ LAY ‘0 and unimpro Dakota. Wil make Frankfort, Ind I Box i, N EW AND MODERN UL AN Gl the beat residence streets agent, N. Y. Life bidg, QRI0-BUY A TENDOLLAR LOT, FREE FROM Dmortxage and title cloar, over §L.00.00 in Im- provewvnts are poluting ‘towards this additon "len-dollar lots may surpiise you all cre another T pusses. Clns. P Benjamin, sole akent, 10 Juth 15th sireet i 2 IHE BEST INVESTMENT IN THE WEST 10 duy Is woll locted twenty or forty acre tracts cloxe 10 Omuba. The steady krowth of the city will make fortunes for the [ivestors n this Propurty within the next few years: correspond ence solleited. oo, N. Thicks, N. Y. Life bldg. 4 OB SALE TR FINEST RESIDENGE SITES in the city, elogant double corners in West Knd and Hanscom Place. Geo. N. Hicks,N. V. Life bldg. 419 % O SOUTH OMALIA PROPEITIES, BUSINESS, truckage or residence, go Lo the [aading real estate dealers o South Owaba, Bd. Jobuston & Co. corner 24th und N streets. o 0,000 ACKES LAND FOR SALE,CUSTER, FRANK lin, Cheyenne and Kimball counties, Nebraska Geo. L. Peterson, 1413 5. 1th st., Omaba. 20 8 14 23, 18901—SIXTEEN PAGES, FOR SALF nE Contined. NEW ANDMODERN BUILT IN g 'nil the best residence streets. Geo. N. it 0l HOMES FOR 8700 ke smal olear prop: llaco, Brown block, w0 EST Wil take paymont Mzl EASY 1,000 and up. T erty as part payment. G. G. W 16th and Douglas JFQR SALEON EASY dences; wllmodern 5 ety or I part Clarke, 19 b I farm_prop OUSES FOR SALE for rent. Addross N EASY TERMS; HOUSE GOl Ci A urn to 50wy North 1ith stre vo re yard OST, on frc A LIGHT ROAN COW W Clifton Will; return to 1 OST-A BLUE GRAYIOUND — BITCH months old. ' Liberal roward, Return 1o ¢ Moore, 602 N. 15th st o1 OST- PAIR. GOLD KIMMED SPECTACLES Jxuitable reward for roturn to 102 Douglas streot STEAM ATHER RENOVATOR, YEDS, TICKS AND PILLOWS WASHED: FEATIL Jors Woughit. Matl orders promptly flied. Work called forand delivered. Frank Ansonsist&Frankiin 10 TENT SOLICITORS rrates, ete., sectop of i stemn on this proe. (S AND SOLICITORS, & Co.. 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Atrive Union Depot, Counell B10is Fransfor ~-Chiengo Expross 1620 p o IiiChicugo Express. 11| W08 m it Croston Loeal ... 1 BIOUX VIOV & PA L Unim e Tenves | Transfes| 440D Leaves Teanstor Goas o m (N o {100 p m Leaves Transer i Uity Accommodution St il Kxoross Kissing of Governor £attiso Philadelphin Telegraph: So it was a true bill. The lady did Iziss the gover- nor. He didn’t object, doubtless, re- membering the apt answer of Henry Clay uponfu similar embarassing occusion whe he suid to the fair charmer who stood before him: *'Thay, wadamo, as Mp. Lowndes suid of the president, an honor neither to be sought nor de clined.” Our handsome executive had just been putting the young wmilitary Sprouts through @ course of needful dis- cipline, He did not dare run. He was too gallant to play the churl, and so he permitted himself to be made the vietim of woman's wiles, for this matronly vis- itor coveting a special honor was not ac- tuated by any sine and overmaster- ing motives of admiration. She simply wanted to win a wager! There is an old adage to the effect that the wise man never gets caught twice. The gov- ernor, about to luunch his presidential bark on the turbulent waters of Ameri- can politics, may confidently be expec- ted!to be more erect than ever injthe pres- ence of rural ladies of uncertain age hereafter, SUMMER ~ LAND. A" DROWSY Piotures of Ua'ifornin Drawa by a Former R sident of Omaha, THE MEXICAN LIFE SLOWLY DISAPPEARS. Brobdignagian Corn the Result of a Kare Climate—Curing Apri- cots and the Manner of Doing 1t Los AxorLes, Cal, Aug. 17.—(8 Tug Bee,] —At this season in Calfornia out- door exercises are planned weeks in advance, with the cortainity that nature will prove o faithful ally. The weather befng beyond question it may have n doubt of our memories that brought Mr.M —tofthe door last night tospeak again of the arrungements for our proposed trip to Eagle Rock valley. More likely it was merely the aclight of once more talking over thegood time wo expected to have. We were to be his passengers, to go to his ranch, and nick frosh fruit from his trees, and the kind hearted man enjoys every stage of the pleasure ho plans for others and would no move miss the aroma of expectation than an epicure the boquet of the wine he is about to drink. There few old settiers in Omaha who would not have vecognized the tall, straight figure, mild eyes and kindly features of our good, groy™ friend. And it will scarcely need either the sight or the medium of his measured, gentle voice to identify him by tho characteristic reminder he delivered as heleftus: *Ijustcalled to state that to morrow at 8 we will start in our shay and come back the same day." Bight o'clock the next morning never seems so early wheu you speak of it the night before. It tvas really nine when wo started. The sea-fog had Jifted unusually early. The air was luxuriously warm without being oppressive. The lawns and hedges, shrubs and flowers, fresh from their evening sprink- ling and after-rinse of vapor, delighted the senses with color and odor. A drowsy sound pulsca in the air as if the earth purred as it stretched itself in the sunshine. Our way out lay through the old Mexican quarter, along Buena Vista street which follows ‘the contour of the hills—those first and most. grace-comvelling civil engineers. The one-storied adobes opening directly on the street—most of them hospitably taking the foot walk under the shelter of their veranda-roofs —are gradually falling into ruin, aud no hand arroests their decay. Oue by one theix pluces are taken by neat modern cottages—each bordered by its distunce-compelling strip of grass—comfort- able and unpicturesque. Ttalian, I'rench and Chinese numes dispute majoritics with Spanish over the little shops. ‘T'ho Mexican life will soon be a traditior uere. Thero is always something mournful about the fading out of a veople from a place where once they held undisputed possession. For four ~ or five miles our route lay northward towaed beautiful Pasa dena, thien turned west past one of the pretty villallike shool-houses that dot this_country. 1 many localities fine hotels—built in tho midst of vast acreages of town-lot pees,to ac- commodate_guests who never come--have been turned intosehools, Thiese, and the oc- casional fine residences in lonely spots, tell eloguently of the madness of the **boow Tuis property for sale at half its value,” is a common legend on these isolated nomes, and one may read a volume of heart-sickness between tho lines. The country between Pasadena and Bagle Rock valley showed little sign of cultivation. Here ana there stood great ricks of golden barley, which grows without irrigation, but for the most part native grasses, and a gray green weod that thrives vest whore it is dryest, hold possession of the ground, A fow wild gourd vines pushed up close to the road, their alert, pointed leavos all stretching the same way, giving to them & curious sem- biance of startled flight. “The soft. plushy look of the hiils, tho infin- itude of shading through ail the range cf browns, yellows acd grays, the lavendar lights carassing the furrows of the more d tant mountains, would have excited to ccstacy an artist friend who grows eloquent. over tiio “iridescence” on the coats of u flock of sheep. On the side of a hill we came upon a great nollow square of cactus that_had somewhat the look of a fortification, Perhaps the rab- bits so regard it, for Mr. M— said they were commonly found in such places. Not_the quiver of an ear did we see, ho ever, although one of the party got out with his gun and beat up the thorny stronghold. iray squirrels, gophers and a flock of buz- vds sailing lazily overhead—one now and then sweeping so near that the shadow of its great wings flitted over the grass—were the only living things we saw from the time we lof¢ the Pasadena road until we crossed the divide into Iiagle Rock valley. Just at the entruuce to the valley we came upon a patch of isrobdignagian corn, Mr. M- stopped his norse, Now, Brother G— said he, in his slow, gontle way, “I want you to jnst step down Tuto that_fiold of corn aud pull some of the top ears.” “The three figures looked tall as they crossed the road, suddenly dwindled as they came into divect compurison with tne giguntic cornstulks, and at the fourth row were lost tosight. ‘The tallestof the party was over six feet, but the upper ears hung high above (he utwost streteh of his arms. The stulks must have averaged at least fourteen feet and_thero were three to five ears on a stalk. “Weli, M-, sceing 1s different from hear. ing,” said G, laughingly, as they came back to the carriage. “Now, if I hud heard you tell that story in youroftice I'd have thought—well, U'd bave thought you were tulking.” “\When you have lived hero as long as 1 have,” replied Mr. M., fervid entbusiasm burning through the mild intonatious of s voice, *you will learn that theve is nothing Ju cannot believe of this country—nothing ! Thav's a fuct now—it's wonderfil; wonder ful.”* We drove up to Mr. M.'s ranch through a youne plantation of orange aud olive trees, all wonderfully thrifty and clean. The caltivation of these California orchards puts eastern horticulture to shame. The tenant came out—a ragged, honest- looking fellow. He brought us a bag of dried apricots. Thoy retaiued their rich, yellow color and were delightful in flavor. “There's Wore Sugar in apricots grown fieve thau in any other place in Catifornia,” “d My, M——, impressively. “The soil of foothills is sweet-sweet.” Ve went up on the hilside, where the last i the upricots were drying in the open uir They were first prepaved by smokiug over sulphur and other ingrediouts—a secret pro- cess—which destroys all egys aud germs, re tains the juice and preserves the cols of tho fruit, that would eise turn black in drying. As we neared the end of the valley ‘on our way out, & large, square house, standing in o vold location on the top of a round, ne de: tached hitl, attracted our curiosity. “That? sad Mr. M—, who knows all the dwellers in the valiey, “an old Owaha man lives there, Mr. B. 1 have some business with him, and ['ll just drive over there, Mr. B. was not at home, but a bricht-faced boy of ten welcomed us with great cordiality at once carried Mr. M — off to tne wmelon patch, and not satistied with despoiling the 'vines of @ balf-dozwu cantolopes, insiste { that we must also bave a water: melon. He darted téward the house (whic h we had not yet entered) and 1n an instaut returned with a vig one, dripping and gleaming as it it had just acquired by baptism a fresh right 10 its nwme. This he pressed upon us with such beaming hospitality that we could not refuse it, spite of a grave suspicion that 1t had been put to cool for the family dinuer. Wo had approached from the rear by a winding road cut into the face of a hill that joined, by a kind of elovated isthmus, the one on which stood the B premises, On coming round to the frout of the house, and stepping upon the broad vernauda, tho'first sensution was that of wondrous light and openness. This small valle hills—is a little wor our feet grounds in & tea-cup you hold in your havd Fronting us, at tha opposite end of the valloy, rose the rock that gives to it its name —a groat shadow-lined fiasureon its faco in the it lay at a mere dimplo i in itself, and everything in it as distinct as tbe | forming the outlines of a flying eagle. groves of young eucalyptus hung, sulphur smoke upon the hill sidos, ‘Tho houses built either at tho foot of the hiil or on torracos in their sides—each surrounded by orchards and cultivated land - made a variegated necklace,with here and thore a missing bead, about the valloy, Two or three hundred feed below us teams were plowing the ground for winter tomatoes —a orop for which this loe cality is noted. We ate our lunch undor a hedge of Mon- teroy cypress and scarlet goranium fn Glens dale —a drowsy little town swhich threo of four yoars ago dreamed of being a city and in a somunambulistic state stuck down several bundred bushels of lot-pogs, but has now turned over on its other side and gone to sleep again, Half-way to town we passed a buggy, in which sata man and woman, and drawn up 80 a8 to face them an open wagon containing two men on the front seat and three women on the back. The moen had their hats off and woro singiug with great gusto, *We'll Help Roli the OId Chariot Along, We'll Help Roll the Old Chariot Along"—that u\lmxninu 10 be tho burden of both verses and chorus. Tho womon huddled tocother under two old cotton umbrellas, and looked sleopy and miserable. A vattered satchol, a telescopin traveling caso and a gray bundle in a shaw strap occupied the space behind the back Soma blue as Later the samo wagon passed us and one of the men oved us studiously, as if to decide whether thiere were suitable’ material for & fresh audieuce, It was o squad from thd “army’ on its travels, We saw numbers of poach orchards loaded with ripening fruit, and in general more de- ciduous than citrus trees. Some fields of wine grapes appeared to be given over to tho weeds, I thiuk they wero the kind known as Mission grapes, a varicey not now thought to pay for cuitivation Wealso saw a few patchss of Egyptian corn growing almost as thick as wheat, and bearlng the grain in what, in_ordinary corn, would be the tassel. Mr. M said it made excellent chicken feed, I have just been told by a friend whose name, did 1 feel at liverty to give it. would be sufticient proof to all Omahaus of the teuth of the statement, that the corn we saw today was mere ordinary, scrub corn, coms pared with some they raise in the Gospel swamp, in Ovange cotinty. At the time of the New Orleans exposition corustalks from this swamp (which is really a peat bed, or quaks ing bog) were taken there which measured twenty-one feet and were woll eared. Judie P———saw them himseif, nad saw them meas- ured. Y. A Conscientious Editor. We advertise at present for a firm whosa preparations have proven to be all they claim in our owne family., We refer to Chambers lain's Colie, Cholera and Diarrhaea Remedy. We can stand up for this mcdicine becausa we have tested it, This is not an advertises ment for the medicine, it is simply our_testi- mony regarding it after a fair trial.—Houtzs dale’ (Pa.), Observer, i Sl e's Nothing Like Being Sociable, *I had a peculiar experience the other day,” said a_friend of mine at the club, *You know I'm a little bit near-sighted and I have a very poor memory for faces and voices, I wis walkingalong Washe ington street about 9 o'clock in the morning on my way to the office when L was accosted by a well-dressed man who called me by name. I couldn’t remems ber where but [ was sure that I had known him_somewhere, for his face and voice wore both perfectly familiar; but for the life of me I couldn’t place him, Hiuve you ever been in a similar fix? Well, you know how cheap a man feels and how cmbarrassed he gots as he tries to talk pleasantly without giving hime- elf away. [ would have given $100 to remember my friend’s me, and as he vattled on about the weather one indis- tinet impression chased another through my puzzled brain. No good, though; L had to give it up. *Well,' T thought, *Ill hide it from him if I ean, but if the worst comes to the worst Il tell him U've had brain fever and it has affected my memory, and if he'll tell me his name I'll write it down and _promise never to forget it tomy dying duy.’ All'this time my friend and T kept up a lively conversation, in the course of which™ he displayed considerable familiarity with my private affairs. He even asked mo how that boil on my baby girl's leg was getting on. ““Grout Cwsarl’ 1 excluimed to my- self, ‘have I lost my mind and is this my brothor or my father?’ **How did you come out on thaf wheat deal?’ he inquired, with tendey solicitude, “I told him. Yes, I told him all aboug,”~~ it. Then he asked' me to have a drinlk, and we sat down atn table and fivst I drank with him and then he drank with mo. “‘You'ro a mighty ni thought addressing my friend. *\What wonderful conversational powers. Kune ny [ never found you out before, DIl take you to call on' my maiden aunt, and perhips I ean get solid with her again through you.’ “All thiis time he was telling meabout his wife who was suffering with the heat a good deal, it scomed. Then ho re- membered that he had un_engagemoent, und said he was sorry, he'd have to leave me. “Good by, old man,’ he said, clap- ping me affectionately on the buck, “take cure of yourself.’ “iGood by, old fellow,) T replied, shaking his hand warmly, ‘be good. By the wiy, I've had inflimmation of the beain lately, Did you know it? “Noj 15 that ‘so? I thought hadn’t been around at the shop latel, ‘At the shop?’ *Yes, the shop. ber, Luséd to shuve you every ing Th o chap, 1 you ) Don’t you remems morn- il Mr. J. R. Sheppard, manager off the Paria Co-operative Mercantile Iustitution, Purls, [daho, says that for colic produced by chany of drinking water, Chamberlain's ~Colioy Cholera and Diarrhawa Remedy is without an equal. Tt is quick ana eftectual and leayos 10 bad resuits, —— In the Elevator. Chicago Tribune: She comes to the door of the elevator just as it is ready to ascend and asks the conductor, *Is Mr, Whatyoumaycallhim’s office ' in _this building?? "The conductor suys it is, I8 he in?” The answer of the conducs tor depends on circumstances, of course, *Which floor is his oftice on?”” Tha an- swor is given, *You don’t know if ho is in?" The answer is given. “Well [ guess Ull go up and seo. Which floor did you sny he was on?” The conductor savs the oflico is on the fourth floc e suys it distinetly, The elevator starts, Reaching the first landing the conduc tor s out *“*First foor!” The womian who held the eclevator at the start crowds to the door and aske, *Is this where I get oft?’* Tho ¢ nduc tov tells her she is to get off at the fourth landing. The elevator starts again and veaches the second landing and it is announced, The woman makces another rush to get out and is restraines by the conductor, who tukes her gentl- by the arm. “Isn’t this the fourth fic n sl 'he conductor says he will let her know in time, The third land ing is made and the sume woman rushed again to the door of the car and asks the sume question shd asked at the other landings. At last, when she reach the fourth floor she is away back in the car, and the conductor hus to hold the caran extra part of & mioute for her 1o get out. This thing is being done a thousand times a duy in this and other lu aske. y citios, Entitled to ¥ Globe-Demoerat, The late James Russell Lowell wrote s0 many wise and good things that the world d to forget that he once spoke Cleveland as ‘the greatest living Auerican,

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