Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, October 30, 1886, Page 2

E county, held by th 5 th > Wyek for th i3 and bis opposition to prohibition. 4 suppor maha Republican, Bued for Slander -Paddy t Work—Other Local, “The I'he Hon ather of Boodlers." hn L. Carson, the ing that nm.- taken a political al lican of the old school that ¢ strong support a ¢ his party situation pot ter last night, he said “Howe cannot carry N this year by more tha I doubt 1f he gets that. Two y Veaver carried the county by jority ~over C Brown, never gone rnnlu-nn s hively rs, being a staunch He s whose party loyalty, andida then, onan not 1 the reporter. “No, sir,” replied Mr. Carson. factis' the greatest open one 100, exists. Nemaba republ upon?”’ & % bolt h om th been made against Howe?' we have known dowe’s corrupt record | i Fally unde erstood, but the B oific charges aga people to thinking more lowe is the father of boodlers. that “Oh, along. that some of our party, h methods have 1s o matter of course; one run 5, many Jim Stevenson, behind i of his who tools, *= and who o M. to Howe to the last, fru-nd infly but noe, ny of ar. ‘‘Stevenson’s notvery clear. fayor of (hmglu e i sentiment, Howe is democrat as he is a republics this account I do not think that their support. and all the time. CANDIDATES' VOLOES. ¥ First ana Second Wards, of acti republican county ticket. sioned by two me Metz hall in the First, = ward. Both of these were largely at- tended, In the called to ord; Speeches were sen, Whitmore, Simeral, Rosew; vaign These remarks were listened to with the greatest attention and at times evoked hearty 1p D) In the second ward Mc. Bartosh pre- gided and Mr. Hess acted rupted by appl He wa Jud lh)’rl\z g eftective add e ause. present eanvass. r. meral e zo Heimrod then spoke touching upon the nec ing good men to the vowing hi next meeting was large and enthus every reference to Mr. Van u~(-r|\c 1 with cheers “The “Svenska Posten,” per, made its apps ng the republic: anew n ticket v 3 exce #* MeShano in hus stead., D Joha k. Slander, ages Ko Svej ; secks to make a fellow a Martin Svaema pay §10,000, y public some alleged facts till’s carcer in (h sold conntr tioner al that on the Octobe n the presence number of witnesses, he W Svacina of having served a t poenitentiary i Bohemia ate birth and of three illegitin now in Bohemin, As thoe not a candidate for offi ing Lis recerd examined limself damagod by the of i " siders Svi amount he asks jodgment, b Pugilist Paddy Ryan, i Awmong the passengers on the Union STHE FATHER OF BOODLERS, The Title Given to Ohurch Howe by a Ne- THE VOICES OF CANDIDATES, Ryan— Court Notes—The Hanley Recep= n — The Hebrew Ladies' dent of the First National bank of Brown- Carson has Brown- ville for nearly thirty years, and has duar- interest 1n repub- belongs to however may be, cannot compel him to who is unworthy of In speaking of the political Nemaha county to o BEE re- ville, is registered with his wife daughter at the Mi Mr been in the banking business at maha county 400 majority, and and by less than 600 poasted strength in his own be relied dissatisfaction, an The better class of ans can not swallow Howe and his corrupt_methods, and the congressional nominee will ter than is generally looked awve faith, then, in the dnr;:ufi of them all § been 'S spu- st 'him have put the about him, He has worked his methods so long in Nemaha bublicans, men who claim to be sincere in their loyalty to the alleu into looking upon his but they as far as they will, year. as at your n\-l\t ing in the kourth ward the other night his position with the B. & will stay by him his former nd supporters will sidetrack him exvlanation ot Howe's standing on the prohibition question was anything to suit the crowd. He got up at a church dedication in a German settlement once in Benten pre- cinet and invited the congregation out to where be had some wine in the woods, but in the prohibition districts he isin rohibition or highliceuse, any- ord \mh the prevailing jusj as much of a n and on epubli- cans are under obligations to give him He is for Howe first, last They Wero Heard Last Night in the Last night witnessed quite an amount ity among the candidates of the It was ocea- ings, one of which was » Seandinavian republicans 1n and the other by the Bohemian republicans in the Second rst \vml the mecting was 3 Ceuncilman Thrane. r 'md Heimred, e of whom gave expression to pronoun views upon all of the questions raised since the commencement of the present com- as secretary. Mr. Rosewater addressed the guthering in Bobemian, and was frequently inter- followed by who made a lengthy and in whichhe went over ry issue which has grown out of the the former ty of send- egislature and his own nomination as county attorney, preference for Van ited States senator yek was anco [t night n of Church Howe, placing J. commenced a suit in the district court yesterduy by which he Bohemian named v muking Solaed By ) in tho as a thief, nf o he obje .q« nd con- statement i the suw of $10,000 for wlueh THE OMAHA DAILY BEE SATURDAY day 1n hearing the case of the city against Mrs. L. Boyd, a suit to secure possession of eity property occupicd by the defendant. In the county court yesteraay Thomas zer commenced asuit agamst r to obtain a claim 0 for commissions on estate by the plaintiff for the defendant. illiam H. Owen, of New rk, filed suitin the district court for judgment against Day & Cronch for 115,70 for goods sold and delivered. An attachment issned in Judge McCulloch's court ye y in favor ‘of the H. I Clarke Drug com Edward Wirt to secure $364.45 for goods sold and de livered. HELP FOR THE NEEDY, The Hebrew Ladies' Sewing Socioty Organize for the Year. A largely attended meeting of the Hebrew Ladies’ Sewing society was held at the vestry of the Jewish synagogue yester afternoon. The society just entering upon its second yoar's work. Its object is to aid the needy poor of the eity, and for this purpose the members of the society meet on Friday of each week and devote a portion of the day to work m making garments that are ordered by a committee whose business it is to seck out. the deserving poor and report their wants. The society has a membership of ninety-four ladies, three of whom asso- ciated themeselves with the or at rday’s meeting. The treasure report was made, showing that $161. had been collected for the work of the society exclusive ot the collections that have alrcady been made for the second year. The offieers were clected for the ensuin, ar as follows: President--Mrs, M. Hellman. Vice President—Mrs Adler. Mrs. B. Newman. A committee was appomted to seck out the needy poor of the city and repors their names and wants to the socu A Tramp's Free Ride. Just as the B. & M. train pulled out of Lincoln yesterday aftevnoon, a tramp was seen to slide nimbly under one of the and take a seat astride one of the g rods. In this manner he rode snh-ly to Ashland, where, when the train came to a standstill, he was pulled out by the train men. The tramp started to walk up the track, and when the train again pulled out, going at considcrable speed, he again grasped a truck and secured his former seat. At'South Bend he was asccond time removed by the tram men, but llm assengers, who had watched the man's daring deeds, con- cluded that he deserved a better fate than being mangled by the cars, and so a col- lection was taken up and the tramp's fare paid to Dunlap, In. Inconversation the man displayed marked intelligence, and it was learned that he had but yi terdny discarded a pair of crutches which ho had been forced to use on account of an accident met with some time ago which robbed him of the use of his legs. One of his limbs was still ve ore, and taking everything into consideration glrlnlt and agility was something remark: able. Jack Hanley's Testimonial, The sale of tickets yesterday for the Jack Hanley's testimonial at Cunning- ham’s hall to night, attested the fact that that gentleman isnow more popnlar than ever in this city. In a short time no less than 400 weve, which, with those that will be disposed of to-day at this evening at the hall will assure an excellent attend- nnm. Thae |\rofmmme arranged com- s McDonald, the Montana champion, Jlm ll Clow, the Denyer champion, to- gethier with several other local gentlemen in glove und athletic exercises, all includ- ing with a set-to between dJack Hanley and either (,]u\v or McDonald. l)urin;: the evening he will probably put on the gloves with both of these gentlemen. 1t is so long since Mr. Hanloy has appeared in Omaha, that it will be agreeable to his ds & ness his old time skill, es- y where th alent as to promi t en- tertainments of the kind ever given Omaha, To Organize the Club, A meeting of the stock holders in the new base ball association will be held at Bandb's cigar storeon Fourteenth strect on Sunday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock for the purpose of organizing the club and clecting officers. The required amount of stock, $5,000, has been subseribed and the club as soon as organized will make application for admission into the west- ern league and will seloet delegates to at- gue which d the meeting of the I Lbe held in Leavenworth middle of November, S taken to secure a suit grounds. Seve 8 are in contempl; tion by the committee and will be pr sented for discussion at the meeting. The Bicycle Race, All arrangements are complete for the great fifty-milo bicyele race which takes place to-night at the exposition building at 8 o'elock. The new track was finished yesterday and ten or twelve wheelmen were training on it. Among them we md Schoe y elaim it is in America. The art from the exposition ., and the most likely be b fine condition and 70 per cent of g will be sure to be for blood. Georgle € As was anticipated almost, from time of the accident which cansed hi little Georgie Gallagher, the y 1d son of Mr, and Mrs, Ben ( gher, died aftor suffering for a week th took place yesterday afte at 8 o'clock. The little boy was inju time mentioned, while playing is parents' residence. He foll with Death of lagher. the in *tion of fence and sidewalk, which was undergoing v 8, the sidewalk falling upon the limle boy's head, cr Pacific ovs and train last night bound | ing the inner skull. His death has Ld for San ineisco was Paddy Ryan, the | aroused for his its wide and heart- 3 well known pugilist, formerly of Troy, | felt sympath Tho date of his bunal N. Y,, but now of Chicago, Paddy will be aunevheed luter, Ins way to the coast where he is to fight Siok a ' Jobn L. Sullivan, the ehampion, on N Al o RN ARGNE MEBEIN ember 8 Ho is looking in execllont H I FORUE - s, feo 4 triin and is evidently in tho best of spir llmulm svonteen years, was tuken from the In conversation with a BEg r ham home on Twelfth street yes- E evening he said that he nev ternoon, to St. Joseph's hos in his life nor in condition to make atrol wagon, suffering from x i . AR | vere attuck of typhoid fever. She hs soid Ryan with & smile, | poey engnied as a domestic in ho wlivan will know when the fight is | & jaaae b South Omiha, and overworked he over that he had some one to fight with. | ©hioh o supposed to be the eanse of her Jliave no feass whatver of wmdmxuv sicknuss. Sl was sont by her lust e Francisco Ryan will go into mh\l-lrlm s & /] ‘. mu)dmlul expects I(u be able to » ke sl Lam) to uamler her to tue hospital, good showing when the mecting takes . Place. After the exhibition in Omaha | o, m(,l’,"““‘u"“::::“(““,“"“‘( NP next week Sullivan will go dircet to San are - 9 Francisco for tke big batde. | nteresting sessiou lust night in Masonic — ball, board of education rooms. A full ] o Court Notes. g attendance of the Chautangnans were on ~The case of the state against F. hand, and the meeting was prolitable in Gerstenberg, chargea with the buiglory | mere direetions xhnn one. all . Paul’ i REIIMONILY place A8 Tl Rark, B | gigadry Savsapariila has cured thous: pi he atlention of Judge Nevilles {quds of cases of rheumatism. This s k ”.“"'L”‘g,"‘t";‘ : tbundant r‘i' son for belief that it will d udge Wakeley was engaged yestar- | evve you. Tey it ANHEUSER-BUSCH. This Celebrated Firm to Invest $50,000 in Omaha. George Krug, manager of the celo- brated Anheuser-Busch Brewing com- pany, of St. Louis, Mo., is in the eity with a view to establishing a mammoth store house at this point for their beer, whieh is sold both in this city and throughout the territory west of us, This o will be equipped with a patent refrigerating w hine, which does away with ice entirel It will be built after the general style. of Anleuser. Busch buildings, hending strength, durability and beauty, and the work of erection will be commenced just as soon as the site can be sclected. "This building and gronnd will require £50,000. an outlay not far from The company has had here for s 4 an elegant structure on North strcet, which has proved inadequate to the nceds of the company. This place, however, will be retained until the more commodious and more available strue- ture can be completed. Want Winter Quarters, ‘The county jail is a desirablo home for the pettysneaks whose summer’s business has been so unprofitable that they have nothing laid aside for the coming winter. I'wo of them were released from the county jail yesterday and at once set to work to get reinstated. Chas, Johnson who was arrested a month or so ago charged with the Iarceny of Sam Beatly's trunk was diseharged by the grand jury morning, Last nighthe was ar- ed by Officer | 20 while in the act of breaking into the European hotel on South h street. Frank l'lfk‘r‘ the nimble fingered sneak who has just served a term for the larceny of s al suits of clothes, was arrested by Officers Brady and Fahey last nlght with a bundle of clothes in his possession. Michael Davitt's Lectures. Mr. Michael Davitt left here for St. Paul iast evening at He arvived here early in the morning, and spent the duy vesting the Millard after the fatigue of lecturing at Lincoln the night before. Tt had been the intention ot Mr. Davittto continue his lecture tour until the latrer part of December, but the pt of a cablegram from some of his ite lers of the Irish movement Ircland, urgently rvequesting his iest moment possible, nas compelled him to bring his lecture tour to a close at the end of November. Hg will then return to Cal- ifornia, where he will be married to Miss Yore, after which he will go to Ireland. ass in presence there at the e Cruclty to Animal A farmernamed Chas. Eh ay ran into Mr. Danbaum’s carriage on Farnam streot and smashed the vehicle. Ehlers then tried to get away and was whipping his team in an unnccessarily severe manner when Mr. Danbaum had him arrested, echarged with cruelty to animals. Ehlers was taken betore Judge Stenberg and fined $5.00 and cc He succeeded, however, when released, in making his escape without paying for the nluuwn to Mr. Danbaum’s car- riage. e yester- He Fell in the Sewer. Chris Larsen, a burly Dane who weighs about two hundred pounds, got full of tanglefoot last night and fell headfirst into an uncovered sewe the corner of xteenth and Howard streets, He was shed out by S - Burnish, in o tion. ~Saloons. The trustees of the newly incorporated village of South Omaha’have passed a resolution requiring the saloons of the The South Omuh: > of $1,000 each per saloons in South pad the government \||||'v(l to pay a li Heretofor Dimuha havo on revenue on liquors. The Home Circle. The opening party of 1ts senson was given last night in Masonic hall, and was greatly enjoyed by the thirty-five or forty couples in attendance. An extended no- tice of the event is reserved for the B! Sunday columns Brovities. The work of laying concrete for the foundation of the city hali- was com- menced yesterday. ‘I'he plans for the proposed county hospital are on exhibition at the ofice of the county commissioners. The sacred concert which was to have taken place at the opera house Sunday afternoon has been postponed. Work on the exeavation of the founda- tion for the new hotel at Tenth and F; nam is being rapidly pushed. question of the mmrvum(inn ale will be conside ty commissioners on Wedn, Burglars entered the ¢ Hgerpe & Johunson at 1 teenth street lnst night with two ove ats. It is a mistake about George Gellen- beek, night watchman of the "Bre, hav- ing purchased thi paper. His high step- ping is over the arrival of atwelve pound dangghter at his home in Omaha View. 0 Parke Godwin h n tri| ral Thayer of by the coun- day next. cery store of North Nine- and got away n ragraphs. just returned from \\nn( dm\'u into the ¥. James. B, M, ¥, Lif 11 \h( oll, of Plum Creek, yesterday. g and 3 in the Mrs, P Hugus loayos to-night for Pass dena, Cal,, to spend the winter with her son John Hugus. Murs. Dickinson, wife of the assistant seneral superintendent of the Union cifie, with' headguarters at Denver, rived at Omaha from the west last even- ing in a speeinl car. She was uccom- p.mml by her aunt, Catarrh Cured Catarrh 1s & very prevalent disease, with distressing and officnsive symptoms, Hood's Sarsaparilla gives ready relicf aud speedy cure, from the fact it acts through the blood, every part of the system, 2 L aim not troubled any and my general health is much I W. LirLs, Postal Clerk Chicago Louis Rallroad, 1 guffered with catarrh 6 or 8 years ; tried many wonderful cures, iuhalers, cte., spend- ingnearly one hundred dollars without benefit, 1 tried Hood's Barsaparilla, and was greatly improved.” M. A, ABEY, Worcester, Mass, & B Hood's Sarsaparilla is characterized by three peculiariiles : 1st, the combination of remedial agents ; 2d, the proportion; 3d, the process of securlug the active medicinal qualities, The result is a medicine of unusual strength, effecting eures hitherto unkuown, Bend for book contaluing adgitional evidence, “ Food's Barsaparilla tones up my sysiem, purifies wy Llod harpens my ..&mcllle an eius Lo make me over.” J. V. egister of Deeds, Lowell, M " Hood's Sarsapasiila beat 1y worth its welghit i g 1. BARRINGTON, 150 Bauk Strect, New City, Hood’s - Sanaparllla Sold by all druggists. §1; six for §5. Made ouly by O. L HOOD & ©0., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar, ) all others, and OCTOBER 30, 1888, THE ART. OF LAUGHING. A Boy Who Altnmpts to Laugh, But Who Oannot Even Raise a Smile. Men Who lA’llgh and Provoke Laugter —Its Health-Producing Quali- ties—AlL Wonid Laugh If They Could. St. Lonis Globa-Democrat: I have one boy who catipiof laugh, He makes at tempts at it, but fie might as well attempt to bray. Othotwise a tine ciap, with capital head hind good make-up, he lncks the native gift of laughter. When he does try, it sizzles off the end of his tongue in a te-he-he. The fact is further- more that he does not langh inside. Jokes are not at home anywhere in his soul. Machinesare. I don’t know one machine from another; can bardly tell a pump from a churn, but I like the deli- eate “‘peach-blow” shades of a good story. 1f old Falstaff were here in this room, this boy of mine would walk around him three or four times and give a guess at his weight, or tell me he thought him about onie and one-half of a horse-power. “K srboeker’s New York” I am obliged to translate to the chap, W hat, after all, is laughter? Hereis a frluml of mine up in Mich t, n with such ift of laughing that he shakes your m ters. Jokes snap and erackle as they fly out of his mouth, while he clasps his hands to his buck and roars. Backward and forward he runs, only stopping that tremendous broadside long enough to cateh breath. The last time 1 saw him was at the depot in A Ul nlnrmmu-h the platform was not lonL enough to cover his backward strides, and over he went, But he climbed on again, with the last half of a joke still good in s mouth, and fired it at me as the train me out. Curiously, a laugh is in- fectious, and such a man keeps a crowd in a roar without exactly knowing why. John B. Gough's best thing was to tell an audience that he intende: ake them I‘uu_zl\—]‘\n"h He gave them preparatory notice that what ho was going to say amounted to nothing: not worth laughing at; yet they would all laugh themselves tired. hen he went on ('(bll“\‘ to doit. And they always qid langh, and then looked at each other tosce what they were lnughing at. No one ever found out, anid John said to them: *‘Itold you s0." He had the art of making langhter, He was not himself 2 good laugher by any measure. In private he was decid- edly a sober, matter.of-fact man. Can you then get at the difference in folk? A judge holding court for some time, in uting for a witness named Sarah Money, announees ‘at last that as the witness is not forthcoming he will adjourn court ‘‘withotit cere-mony.”’ One of his lawyers is amazed to see ev laughing, but on the way home the joke penetrates hiny, and he stops and hoids on to a fence while the w: 3808 over him. Reaching home he repeats it to Im wifo—"the gréatest Jjoke of the 1son. “The judge ldJO\\ ned the court without M don't sce the point of sts thn poor woinan. will in x\nmwn\elmmuwn, he repli “I didn’t at tirst.” You say what are w ou to make of tsuch u It as that? No more than® he v s of you. People come - to. more misunderstand- ing on this siject of laughter th any other. Why isit poopic don’t like to bc laughed at? " \¥hat is laughter, any- l\munpuuvm very u mu:nul ar contortion—rarely s y twist of the features. Could you imrgine anything more;dsighable than to have Charles Sumner and Tom Corwin brougrht t for an hour? Sumner joke as he would tne y, and the result wasa ® o Hired ‘joker. corruscating with wit and fun in himself. He was the greatest s and wit combined the ¢ N on duced. ied at last a vast di O illumin durkne: grim.Lle wis not 5o ro as Corwin. Butwhat w Sl e bervalto sce the spaw in ¥ 81 “Alas for equilibiium:> England’s greatest joki was that much lau r-making wore him out. Ihbave a friend who i would give half Lknow if, like there, I'aidn’t care witether I ki any- thing or not. dead level.” gentle mirth t it produc veler, when e Give me a fow years of There is, however, a sort of that s les so quictly tion. Stevens, the ng intoa hole of the tr: W, nhl masonry in one of the ruined M m-('np'xml in backing out *is hardly worth nu» mention.”” It would be Jelight- rington Try- le, not 2y can see ' nice contrast, and bring out, as when friction makes u flash; but they do not dwell in peace. Lamb and Hood were sad. Nearly all our comedians have been noted for tragedy in private. 1 prefer a good laugher to « good mirthmaker. The latter is like your Italian_orean grinder. The world is from N the sin thing in 4\|1v<1 as funniest seean an to ples crinding out “Annic Laurie or *“The Girl Left Tehind Me? from a hand organ The murderous wretch—not to @ive over his love for killing! And to pretend it i music! I have a triend who lik r s meif l«ml) h.u! n car for it b bugpipe would e dispute with such a l There is not an animal that T know of that does not try to laugh, and muke o spprouch 1o it, only none of them I good laughing-muscles as we Have, 160, nastly of cheok But w jolly af master comes home. up roaring langh between his head and tail, Between the two his whole body is con torted into grivk that finally work off’ as barks, They o wild dogs do not burk It is bocause théy do not laugh. Biologists toil us “‘the germ of head and tail lie in the fact that thé protoplasmic cell ovoid.”” Thesammit of the ovoid is the pole of highest- dynamic action. Here the food 1s takem in. Natureal suys here shall bg a1 This 15 urally the .wmmunl and dominating point, But the domination is not alto: gether, and " at once, differenced to that poless So ages after, when a head 18 really constructed, and a brain, dnd'with it a oncentrated all the higher f\mu: of sensation, the op- posite ,\.,1’ 01" holds some portion of power. The tail of the bird and the dog divide with the-head the function of lan guage, The lauguage of the tail of the robin is as expressive as the language of the tongue, Thetail is never given up by nature until its possible functions hisve been drafted off to the hand and the tongue, Watch the taii of a cat in its power 1o tell joy, expectation, grace, anger, apprehension. Dumb animals are not so nn dumb. The emotion that keeps Mrs, Van Housen's tongue swing- ing like an eight-day clock’s pendulum is in these creatures worked o both ends. Instoad ofquickening his gait my horse answers a gentle tap of the Whip with a flup of his . A cow must express herself with the tail or her_ hoof. A cow whose tail troubles you in milking is not kicker. But of what use any long tail to an animal that can rud Tom Hood und sit back to a. sides roar? That can laugh with his ey mouth and nose and eheeksr throws it away at last as useless. Nature That & Ho doos not need Laughing is s trick trouble and why man has no tai it to iaugh with nature has for shaking off shaking out the mental fogs. There is no time when I <\m|-'\(ln/ with animals so much as when they*feel awful jolly and cannot tell it. Man has the advan- not 80 much in his troubles as in bis delights, He cannot cry any better than a host of other animals. ata horrible beast he is when he eries and screams ith pain or wrath! But he can laugh. u should always nmily doctor a man who can . Alsugh once saved my life. It ney or 18 £o useful as by the way of medicament. My doe- tor tells a g A genuine | smile. lly not gen- uine, y mostly rins, half smotkered. © When your doctor looks cheerful and hopeful you e ’\h'll it of him. Lincoln, bearing the country on his heart in hours of disaster, fortunately could Inugh, George W Julian tells us that when Lincoin approached the laughing spot in a good story he would lift his left foot to his right knee, and, clinching s oot with both hands and bending forward, his whole trame would be convulsed w ith his sensations of delight. Washington was never known to have laughed but once. It was at Valley Forge. He had ordered that whoever, offie o, got drunk, should bo cnuuwlh'd to cut a stump in pieces. Wicre the camp was formed thesestumps were overabundant., One morning, while making his tour of obseryation, he came upon a soldier who was (lm]\])mg out the very last stump. Washington called to him pleasantly: “Well, good fellow, ppu have found the last stump?” “Yes, sir,” growled tho man, “‘and now w]wn an oflicer gets llrunhlln-rn won't be a stump left for him.” The general laughed heartily and looked at his ofti- cers, asif there were somo of them en- titled to feel relief. Thoreau knew a good laugher once. and tells us a good %'le about him in “Walder “When I approached him he would suspend his work, lie along the trunk of a pine which he had felled, and, peeling off the inner bark, chewed it while he laughea and talked. Such an exuberance of animal spirits had he that he sometimes tumbled down and rolled on the ground with laughter at anything that tickled him. Looking around at the trees he would exclaim: By George, can enjoy myself woll cn(mwh here vllup ping; I want no better sport.’ As he sat on alog to eat his dinner the chicka- dees would light on his arms and peck at the potato 1n his fin He suaid he liked the little fellows about him.' ' Thoreau’s own J; silent sort. I am afr gmmuy ocensionally. laughter is only the explosion. ter itself is Carlyle, in “‘Sartor Resartus,’’ tells of laughter that takes in the whole man from head to heels. There are as many styles of laughing as there are laughers. One begins slowly, the fun cnu_v creeps out along the risible muscles, then the hands flv up, the feet fly n t, and the mouth flies ope This man becomes the victim of a joke, “for it is very diflicult to stop when he gets to a sonable maxi- mum. Tom Jones—that is not his name, but that makes no difference here—never laughs without such a rush of blood to hus head that { am afraid for his life. Laugh- Conceited laughter wags the head to and fro, as if to You sece 1 take the joke; Lam quick to catch. Dr.Overwood never lnughs excepts at his own jokos. These please him. One of them will last him for half an hour. to be all ¢ I have known him v ut a joke and so in capital humor all d But my friend L. has only seven jokes, and these he has gone over and over till we all know them and when to expeet them. So we begin to laugh beforchand, and that's the fun of it. His Monday and his Tuesday joke never get t His Sunday oke is n general , adapted to the d y and lfablé to r us better men. He || of our table and carves our - Building Permits, cctor Whitlock issued building pex- sterday as follows: . Pettis & Co. three l.hmmn to warehouse, 1 tory frame 305 to John Welsh, fraine bam, Te \un\\m(h and Irwin'streets: 5 Collins Jordon, 2012 Cunnng two-stor street Three mits aggregating. . — A Prisoner's Ingonui ty, Santa Clara (Cal) Mereur, James Smith, one of the ‘“trus * at the county jail, who is finishing up a sen- tence for misdemeanor, has invented a water wheel which he believes will be a vmutmmum-m nton the turdine, Itis constructed on something of the s; primciple of the last named de improvements consisting in the & tion of the water, which is means of nozzles, thus the force as well as the of the fluid. He that he ex- to dispose of s invention to pan govern unt in the employ of ted that ||,uue and that he ne utilizmg weight Smith is a fictitions s a thorough machinist, who learned his trade in Scotland. He_ is also a skillful hand-weaver, and during his imprison- ment has devoted a portion of his spare time {o manutacturing a number of sup- erior doormats, He is the man who, some months ago, created a disturbanee inone of our hotels, while intoxicated, and was sentenced to 200 days’ imprison- ment, of which he still about fifty to SOV A SWINDLER Does not refer possib.e purcha victims, The Athlophoros C fers sufferers from rheumatism, neuralgia, tica, nervous or sick headache, kidney and liver complaints to those who have been cured of these discases by Athlo- phoros, and will furnish names ~and dresses of many such persons to those de siring them, Athlophros is the anly rem edy for these diseases that can stand such a test, rs to his gladly re- ad- Edgerton, Kan., Jan, 14th, 1886 I was afilicted with rhedmatism for eight years, and it had become chronic in its worst form, and after using one bottle of Athlopohros I have not fell any symptom of it for six months It done more than than that; my wife was aillict d with neu- ey ralgia for twélve years, had an attack ery month. After taking one bottle, months ago, has only felt it once or tw since, J. €. DOOM Mrs, Thos, McCue, Santord, Block, cor- ner 8th and Main streets, Dubuque, lowa, says: “I am still well, Last winter was a very severe and coid one for me, but I did not’ have any return of the rheumatism. Athlophoros lias proven a good medicin for me.” About a year ago Mrs McCue had a very severe attack of imflammatory rheumati were ver you could sc much swollen, so much so that ely sce one ot the ankles, and some of th ails were complet covered lor many weeks, She had sufi ed almost the agonies of death after resorting to varies remedies with no avail, her husband noticed the advertise ment of Athlophoros, The result of its use was miraculous; the swelling was scon re duced, the pain subdued, and she was again up and around and has not been troubled since, Every druggist should keep Athlopho- ros and Ath{ophoros Pills, but where they cannot be bought of p druggist llux Athlophoros Co., 112 Wall St., New York will send either (carriuge uml) on rece of regular price, which is §1.00 r« r bottle for- Alhlophoros and 6%c. for 2ill For liver und kiducy diseases, dyspepsia, in- digestion, wewkness, nervous debility, diseuses of women, constipation, headache,’ impuce ‘Athlophoros Pills arp unequaled. 11 n in which the feet and hands { Finally, | — money must pe paid back, ning a big prize ONLY bonds participate inal value until the year 1994, Prizes of be drawn, Desides the certainty of re win four times a year, and so come b_nds for § ply lasts, \Inm{ in return we will forw ber 20th New York. 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Bvery Year over a Million Distribite ,000,000; ving back the into possession of a fortune ), in monthly installments of §2, or for cash at §25, any establishment west of Chicago. highest class and medium grades, Including PIANOS ORGANS Prices, quality and durability considered, are placed at the fowest living rates for cash or time payments, while the long established reputation of the house, coupled with their most fiberal interpretation of the guarantee on their goods, affords the purchaser an absolute safeguard against loss by possible detects In materials or workmanship. Bankin Co. ery Month, Witha first payment of only $3, you can acquire six Eoropean Gevernment Bonds, which not only guarunteea safe investment of 2 REQUIRED to buy a Royal Ttalian, 100 trancs gold bond 25 drawings, four drawings every year, 1,000,000; 100 francs apital, as, at the worst the invested but also offers the opportunity to make a fortune by win These and retain their oig 300,000, ete. 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Citles and others high grade bought and sold. Easto office 6% Devonshire st.. Lo ston. COriespol DRUNKENNES cury Hpioktated with:ti quor Hubit, Positively by Administering Dr, ¥aines' Golden Speoltls. it can beglyen Inw cup of coffen or ten wit the Kriow Ledge of the person taking it, is absolu barmless, and will effect & permanent and sy whathor the patient Is ab wiconolic wreck. moderato drinker. S pekiutity Tor tho Hlavor appeiiie to oxiat FOR AUHN 15th & Cuming A. D. FOSTER & BRO, X your 6 and Foeding of Dol NO¥ PUT A“ID CALLS cuhnge o, soud Nutio; e it ALY (11 wl Bunk ALE BY FOLLOWI 15th Councl cet to Arimour Subsi " Eholer enthing, A pre-digested plics, Contumptives, Convalesc ot b ab DOB MP DRUGGISTS: nnd Dan, Blufls, Lowa. pampllst containin huld ] ARMOUR & CO.., STAR HAMS. STAR BAGON. Delicious Flavor. No pains are spared m m.nka that ¢ produc People of EPICUREAN TASTES are highly pleased with them. o heylng ©lsoace 1k £G4 vast Munptot Cons o BraaYer rice 4 Wushinglon American Bz 00., >