Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, September 5, 1886, Page 12

12 RML YARNS (OUPLED UP, Chsico Chunks o° Fact and Fiction for Rail- road Men, PACKING FOR LEISURE HOURS. ! Ar Cle Engineers the itail-A French Capability Other Ttems, A Night Itide by Rail, Lin the Al m Deep into the through the great p To the sonth ot low And v Dived and the m and star north of seas nder nt shr midni the cared with a ok haunt nmber nto the by riverand fen g whirled ont and ever away, through the Tikean Tl THI the tolk have a different speceh and the Jands have another name! We hiad left the eloud in our wake, the sky hadd been overeast, But here was ihe moon stood still, and the world went wildering past; And there grew siich a prisoner's suddenly Tn that siinberous restof o on the wings of speed sense of space, like a , safe borne And the silvery ereys of midnight, the shadowy land, the stream, . Grew part with the phanton pietures "twixt sleep ang a waking dream, 80 the night went by and a wave of ained over us while we sped, ars went down in the rosy wave and the westering shadows fled light The sl A wide opalescent water lay blanehed in the (i st dis And thic blaze of the advent day grew flame on the eastern vim, The work of the world began for and row and hind, Tne smoke curled up from the farm houso roof and mixed with the morning wind; team Then we came to a world of meadows, a pas- 1land of kin The meads were gre: the pop The g L up tostarcas over their plains we flew, gir bells rang erisp i’ the morning ehill, you could see their tracks in the dey with the arly dew, inaline; Then the hills began, and the covert side,and the pear and the apple tree, And here and there was a villa; alife we shall never see. We stayed by a town stream-girded with gar- dens green Lo the mar-e, Andlaboring unloading red tiles from a Testing barge With bleaching linen, the white and brown that flapped on & line in the breeze. And carts Iald up in the central street, and avenue rows of trees, It was easy to see it was market day, the folk were in market blouse: There were booths und stalls and clatter of life, and ehiatter of homely ney Terrible Fate ot 1 Man Who Was Run Over by a Lightning Express, Merchant “Speaking of rail- roads,” suid the candy pilgrim, as he turned nd” slowly divested himself of his dustc eminds me of a slow one in Kentucky. The only way that you can tell the direetion the running is by the way the turned. I was on that train_one day last winter going from Russellville out to A ville, u distunce of only twelve miles. On'the train L clothingman who was fretting_con bly about the slow time. Finully he concluded that he couldn’t stand it any longer and out and walked. He got so f vance that he thought the tr probably gone back, so he s: wat for it. The exercise t taken had exhausted him very much, before he knew what he had done he keeled over and gone sound asleep 1o tween the rails. *“About 9 o'clock that night the passen- gors and officers of the train were startled by a_continuous blowing of the whistle and loud cries as if some one was in deep RIEEEE S We L medlately went forward. and found to our horror that the train owly but surcly passing over the ate form of our clothing man. “The brave engineer istled down kes and made an he effort to re. se the engine. But alas! she wo! everse worth a cent. 1t se the fivst live thing that this tr bad ever eanght, and that it intended t) run over this man if it took winter. 1t had passed now over his feet, and the engineer said that it she continued to muke schedule time, and it the water did not get oo low in'the boiler, it would ,imbm.ly arrive at his knees by midnight he poor fellow seemed to fate, and to appreciate the would sooner or later occur, *“He called for paper and pencil, o there by the dim light ot the conductor’s Jantern, the dying traveler wrote iis will, and prépared to take the trip 1o th where ‘sorrows never live,” and the hotel men don’t charge a drummer 50 per cent more for a meal than they do a farme He also wrote to his hou But when he ealled for more paper, and said he wi o write to s girl, there wasn't in the vast assembl Old men beaatiful women fairl sentiment seemed to s in the murderous engine, ana the mul head in the boiler actually eried, while a hittle bull’s-eye lanternon the b arm shed toars as large plums, He did the square thing by the ird, and don’t you forget it. He willed e his insurance policy and transferred it right there, but she never got u cent.” “Pransfor mot properly made?’ sug gosted u hardware man, “No, not t! continuned the gum- drop drumme he slowly rolled cigurette, “Transfer was O. K. You sce it was an accident policy, and Lo died a natural death.” *Natural echoed voices, “Yes, natural death, am sitting here. You & hout the time the train and the poor fellow MPwas the saddest d down to at he had d-goose as deuth? a dozen just as smve as [ e it turned cold ruck his kne He Was From Texas. Chicago Herald: Here is a true story sbout a famous railroud H, M, Hoxie, of the Missouri Pucifi lway, is noted inrailroad civeles for his prone- ness to give his inferiors geo 1, sound le tures on the slight vocution. Hox! i8 @ hard worker, and all who have ever gecn him know how round-shouldered he §5. One day a brakeman called on him with n letter-request for a pass in his ket, leaving the door wide open as ho utered the office, and wearing his hat on Es head in true brakeman style. Iua md voic *Is Hoxio in¥ At this the general manager looked up grom his desk and repl *Yes, sir, Mr. Hoxie is in.” The brakeman took his letter out of his pket, grabbed the corner of the envel- ope belween his thumb and forefinger and sent the missile ining and i\'llml upon his superior’s des oxie Iflwf up in amazement and said: “Now, young man, would it not look better fur’ you, when coming into a gen tleman's office, und especizlly so when asking a favor, to remove your hat, wipe ur feet, and inquire in a quiet voice: Mr, Hoxio in?" “Phe brakeman looked at the gencral alled out: | in three pendant sections, with doors, SUNDAY. SEPTEMBER b, 1886.~TWEL THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: VE PAGES. LAKE VIEW Has but lately been nlatted and already has a large sale. It is beautifully situated on high ground, thereby command- ing a fine view. It isa part of the best portion of Tuttle's sub=division and is bounded on the north by Ceniral Park, which is well settled with homes. Ames Avenue is the southern boundary and the Belt Line and Saunders street a few blocks east of it. Lots are sold on easy terms, or, if preferred. DN MONTHLY PAYMENTS The prices ranging from $300 to $500 each according to location. Itis within easy access of schools, aud religious ser- vices, a fine school house being located near the N.W. corner of Lake View. Quick transit between this beautiful addi- tion and the business portion of the city is assured, as a number of gentlemen have organized a stock company and will within the next ten days run a regular LINE OF OMNIBUSSES To and from the end of the street railway lines and Lake View, and enough will be placed in service to make trips everv hour in the day, This will bring Lake View very near to the city, and is just what the man of moderate means wants, who cannot afford to pay $1,500 to $2,000 for a naked lot. The terms are so easy on these lots that no one need pay rent, but can secure a homein a fine location fo:- amere trifle. Lake View is for sale only by CLARK & FRENCH, 1516 DOUGLAS STREET. CATTL. AND ASK TO BE SHOWN LAKH VIEW ] ] 1 of this new locomotiv him, wiped his fect, put his watched with great interest. © inis arm, and in the mest polite iner possible inquired: Mr, Hoxie, thie general manager, words we imagine there would be less use for the industrial schools and lik: establishments if there was less street- | walking at nights, fewer cheap danees Mechanical Review: So common 18 the | and the exercise of greater forethought belief that one locomotive engineer is as | and caution on the partofi parents, We valuable to a road as another, especially | commend this line of thought to our when engineers vaid on the mileage | readers whose children come and go as buasis, that we mention a case, without | their tastes determine. ming the road, which proves the ab- s surdity of such a statement. One of the oldest, and herctofore considered the best, engineers on said road has b running one of the and seldom, under the most favorable cireumstances, could he reach junction points where important conncctions are made on time, always dropping three to cight minutes belind schedule, and sel- dom reaching either terminal on time short time since this engineer was out of health and took atwo weeks' rest. A voung man who had been running but a 5 few years was detailed to run this train; before the accident, gurcd in the | the same engine, the same ficeman, the claims subsequent the best | same quality of coal was used, yet the blood in Kentucky aid Scott, | ne v took this train, and from finally, one the very 1i it exactly on the time A just been presented, * schedule, reaching junction pomts and nyth that improves stock in Ken- | the terminals with a promptness that ex- tucky like erossing it with a locomotive.” much comment; and what was more ct that on figuring he had used in mak- ing this time for each week, it showed that he had run the train on an aver of 900 pounds per day less coul than had the veteran engineer who seldom could muke the time. On the return of the old engineer from his visit he was given an- n to run, and_was so aggrieved the matter that it was referred to ivision of the Brotherhood of En- of which he was a member, as the young engincer. Investiga- tion brought out the facts as cited abov The investigating committee sided with the superintendent and master me i in .the action that had been taken, promptly admitting that the young engi- neer had shown limself to” be & more t engineer than the older engi who hiad been transfa 1 to the ing of a less important train, and one that is lower speeded. that slow pinmg he on her unnatural old didn’t suit her looks help her rosy chécl solutely no effeet ent, and besides, bit—she couldn't , poor girl, us some SIX FINGERS FOR BLISS. [This admirable little sk fered by the Nugs best p.oduction smeinber of th collegre, and 6 n son thews, of the Unitel St Puablo was an Arcadian goatherd— that's the Italian for cowboy. When I saw him for the first time, the innate | 7 of my nature, out on Italian soil, and the perfect pie- | selil BN 5 ture that he made tending his flocks, im- | After this Nina did not : ] lover, but one morning pelled me to hail him a3 such. He had | (G4 Tonaine for the fr no idea that he wasanythingso romantie, | side, and while she wis ro and so at first, under the imoression that | uplinds of Palneen, st 1w ling him, he was inclined to be | met Pabio, Jooking w angry. He changed lis mind, howeyer, § 33 disembodicd spirit. .. &1 L3 : Let me sce your wounded hand,” she and laughed very heartily, as he alw O el SRt e did at everything he dud not guite under- y enough, she pressed it to stand—entre nous, Pablo did a deal of Babito, how noble you laughing. To be frank, I do believe that xe from his ablo understood but one thing thor- licethand hly, and that was that he was head over cars in love with Nina, the pretty daughter of the erusty old forgemaster of San Pictro. Pretty, did I say? She was delicions! One look at her would have made your head swim, To my sorrow I did not see the incip- ient stages of the afluir, for when I found myself, near the end of ‘the summer, in the little mountain town, the thing was settled as far as they were concerned, What thing? Wiy, everything, of conrse. But alas for the Jovers' cosmos! Her old spoil-sport of a father wouldn’t hear of it, but at the tirst mention of mar flew into a rage and made such mnpleas- : ant and personal demonstrations that Joseph M el was trying toset me poor Pablo betook himself to his flocks | hen at Point au P when the gume on the uplands wnd didn’t dare come | cock flew in his fa wd pecked him an Pietro for severely on the loft ey 1L ill, whe | i alarmed, for, would [ A mer had his eye pecked ly | out cock the other day, It at least thought so, right for trying to sct the hen So w ueges n to show the Come, come,” he said, *‘we'll about this thing when t fellow has drawn s conseript’s number and served his term; but 1 won’t give my daughter toa man who may be ealled off (o the w s soon as he's married, that's flat,” Tt's marvelous how quick Nina got well, and it's a qu thing, too, how, in this country, where there 15 no such thing as a telegraph, Pablo knew within the hour now the old man had committed hiy ‘The fact of the business is that he awake all that night racking his b trying to taink how to escape hi ry military service. Capability of Engineers. won the prize of- Lam Mr. Hoxie," replicd the general “what can' I do for yout” You eango to h—i, you round-should- cred son-of-a-gun'" retorted the brak i “Idon’t want none of your fay 1 from Texas. but oue r u imea’ man shali never pples ought to e's the hunchback -— The Locomotive as an Improver of Stock. President Scott, formerly of the ( cinnati Southern railvond, was greatly annoyed by the claims for horses and cattlé killed by trains of the road on their y through Kentucky. It seemed as though it were not possible for a train to run north or south throngh Kentucky without killing a horse oracow. And every animal killed, however serawny, 1bby, or miser: v have been Royal Home Life in China. Hong-Kong Daily Press: The sons of the Manchu cmperors (hwangtsz) under- go from their tenderest youth a system of the strictest education. "Rising at about in the morning, they first take their lessons in Chinese literature, under the superintendence of the only tutor who has the title of shihfa, or “‘master. il utor rises from his chair as soon as imperial pupils enter, and receives from the lateer a courtesy, (ta-ch'ien,) hich is then returned in the same form. The tutor takes the seat of honor, and when the lesson is learned the pupil brings up his book, deposits it before his and returns to his seat to repeat by heart. If the le not learned the tutor reque ecunuch in ttendunce to the ferule (ch'ing pan), and makes @ show ot admmnistering correction. But weh Imperial pupil is accompanied by ht fellow-students (pwan-tub), known in the Manchu langt hat: hi-ehu, who study the same books as their young master, ~ When it becomes neecssavy to admonish the latter more seriously, the ha-ha-chu are beaten with the ferale vi- cariously, but when the imperial pupil acquits himself well the on the other hand, commended o vded. A recalcitrant and obstinate prinee is, as ast resort, actually himself flogged, thouh probably only nominally, the teacher, or n before the emperor, who directs a enuch to pinch his checks (eh'ih pacion). The = late emperor, Tung-chih, was frequently tweaked in this W by order of the empress he Chin Tesson oceupies two hours; after this come th Manchu and Mongol lessons in composi- tion, given by the teachers who enjoy the less honorable title of sefu, and who arc obliged to meet their punil at the door and make the first obeisanee. Then come lessons in various spoken languages Manchu, Mongol, Tangut—and in Tocal Chinese dialects, After these come cours of instruetior: in foot and horse arcl (ma-pu-chien;) athletics, fencing, putting the stone, ete., (kung-tau-shih,) under the guidance of a cluss of instruct- ors called au-ta, The whole of the young princes’ day is taken up with mental or physical exercises, and they retire to rest at a very early hour, At suitable inte vals their meals are weighed out for them and on no account arothey allowed to | indulge m the pleasures of the table, At the ageof 15 they must marry. One year before a wife is selected 1or the heir & itisa com- | purent he is provided with a hand-ma once to meet | taken from the families of the mner the public | danners (nei-ch’i) of the imperial and down, | household (nei-wu-fu) ‘who must be every ten | one year olde tham himself, Is in their | and prepare him for o husbrnd's - dutie ng; but, in | On hisaccession this handmaid (tach’ v of the dungers which beset thewr | iporkoko) receives the title of which pathis from their being out without a | is given to her alone ameng those in parent protector, it sometimes | mates of the harem who are sclected kable that their parents do | from the inner banners. Noone but the not s these d s and ward them off, | Empress is ullowed to pas the night | ¢ Itis not at all improbable that many a | with the Emperor. ‘Phe E: proper-minded young girl has turned off | with exght handmaids (el into the first pita of wrong-downg while | ting upon his bed, und sixtéen others innocently }lrunmn:nlin:. a8 a habit -ying) underneath the bed, all of them nightly followed, the publi strec girls from the ne-wu-fu. Their function Wheve there are crowds u} light-hearted | 1s to keep watch over his majesty, and and ready-witted girls, whoselove of fun | they lowed to snecze, cough, and adventure outruns their di tion, | spif or utter any sound. The movements there is sure to bo anequally large crowd | of the Emperor afte aking in the of middle-aged und young men ready to | morning are signalized by i clapping of address them and initiate them into new | hands, on the part of the eunuch on ways, which, all thil cousidered, it is | guard. Once a year—on New Year's just as well they remained in ignor- y—ihi nperor and Empress preside anco of. 2 at 4 grand banquet, the Empress sitting 1t is not our intention in this article to | on the kmperor’s loft hand. This is the n impression that the girls whom | only eceasion during the year on whieh to indiscrininately the Emperor can see his wives together puted us & rule, butit | and compare their respective mens, The ut that the attention of parents | Empress y nts articles of food (k'e @in ealled to the natural di- | shih) to th unuchs, who reecive it from Ah, how this old man comitted him- mention her ie was seized i of the hill ning over the ange 1o sy, she sconzolate ; present Well,” upon dry is how it happened, is it not?” And before e could prevent her the axe had falien, the stone s red dened, and beside it the f: maid of Su heroine-like, she fainted, when it was all over Tenderly he bound her hand, tenderly he ¢ back to hfe, and tozether they returned to San Pietro—; riwm- phant and he in tears And what eould the Had I not said that cripples ought to marry ripples? Why, he cu il marricd them, of course. And I danced at the wedding. “Che viole?” - Permutations of u 1" task a Slow Traveling. Tt took me three day: s a foreign correspondent, to come from Visp on the Rhone (near Zermatt, Switzerland), to Bayreuth (between 400 and 500 miles), and Lalways took the fastest train the Rhone road the rate of the fa rain is twelve miles an hour. It wag not on this roud, however, but on the way from Augsburg to Nuremberg, that the conductor, while talking to ASSEN: ger inside & conpe, had his cont pullea by an assistant, who exclaimed. ‘“‘Herr conductenr! [t's time to go!” Where- upon that ofticial repliod iy u bass voice of imperturbuble placidity: “Ja, ja, Gleich' (presently). the amount o 1l man do® Agraph. & Of course Nina man was mightil you believe it? the old fellow was r 'y fond of her, or is the same thin her he b wthe he day talk of u lo comotive making a mile a minute was ed with a due amount of donbt, almost universally disbelicved. however, sixty miles an hour is not the limit, and loeomotive builders now essay to increase the speed from ten to fifteen miles above that figure, "The latest novelty in this line is a locomotive designod by M. Estrade, which is to be experimented with on the southern lines of France. AL Estrade, convineed of the value of hus fitted I gine, tend shes with wheels Yight and a quarter feet in diametor. The ngine is of the outside ¢ 1ype, with shde vaive on top of the eylinder, and all tue gearving c ied outside. The following table of dimensions will be | read with interest bed m The ferocity of the game cock at ¢ tain wsons of the vear was strikin, iMustrated at Point an Prince recently, when a Canadian farmer had to kill one of those noble birds in self-defense, 1y A Canadian farmer day by his favorite gume never knows when hi < most brutal exhibitions on v was the tight at Point au Princ wanda, o fo 1 between i Lranwiny farmer, with his hands tied, and rociows game eock. The bird had been trained 1o tooman’s eyes, and we next day he went to the forest o | in tie fitth round pecked his left orh into cut wood, and while there a woeful acei- { giblets. After thivty-m loody rounds dent befell him, His axe turned in bi vt briato onught his foathoned ad haund and chopped off three of his fir wry between his t 1 bit off its Now bring on your military examinatio He hu d home and tended his wound as best he could, and when it was healed took his military examination and was duly exempted Then, with subdued regret in his eye, but triumph in his hypoeritical little ‘heart, he onee more presented himsclf before the forgemas ter. and holding up his wounded hund slnimed Ah, Sunta M Al e . ble man I am! But ¢ there is & good side to everything. Now I can ma , for' 1 can never sery is by no 2 uent that the papers of the country are called upon to record tional meidents, in which the acter and habits of young girls are volved, which suggest most emph: the inattention thiyy must have ree from their parent age when they most needo dvice and coun. cases end in atragi is invaviably parents have be asked, New Haven ans infre 'S killed the other cock, A man s sufe from harm. o One of the the de: Where could their been? The question may w but it is ravely that a satis is roturned, or that other to direct their their own children, In the eities of this count mon, oeeur soores of girls on 8% | streots idly promending up 1t is probable that nine out ¢ of these are proper enough gi habits of life, and well me 8 4 Y Width beiweon 1 Diameter 0! wh tance bhetw ngitudinnls, feet F oot ad 1 axles, rear to middie, 634 Distanec betwee ot disniiey \fllwk\, el ] From el ¢ Grate suriaso. pquare. 1t Heuting +urinon, s are 1ot FLobic feot ety tons axles, middle to lead: A Diamond Swi Da Cham! Journ e inyention what are ealled “doublets” in dinmor aeali ed back for conturies Ong up false stones has | been de by derome Cardan, who has published in detail the method of the s Zocoling. This person’s % 1o procure a thin wnd cheap exin vod to “improve, hose which had little color, and wight i consequence be procured at nal price. As a botom for his | up'* he 1ook « hit of erystal wieh shaped 1o his purpose; covering or will 1 V@ transparont @i Take hixod 1l vssary col me teh you ) 75 10 be like the finest And from the tone of his | wendod 1o forg and his emphatic gestares it looked Mluke of sto very much as though he intended to piteh | eealed th of the two so deftly into him—but Publo didn’t wait { by careful st s to make purehascrs Who conld now fathom the depth into | fancy that Lis gems were not only genu which our little Areadian was plunged? cally” tiner than those of Dther And who could say Jack Robinson before Kor a time Zucolina flourished Nina was sick again? But all to no pur- | enabled by means of hiscunning yose. Her father was adamant. She nship to d the eleverest Cylinders vle, teet PItd 1,408 1 Woight of onglr The locomotive is expectod to make an average speed of from seventy-two to ight miles per hour. The conche uliar in that they are carried in- side from girders, whild the wheels run under centre of the longitudinal seats, xles sixteen feet apart sup- port, throngh elliptic springs mounted upon the ol boxes, these Jongitudinal girders, which have ends curving toward the ground, ch girder carvies th other elliptic springs, from which is sus- pended by means of iron rods the lower rame on which the body of the car is supported. The cos two stories, the lowe what a misera; way of fluke of g plo of th chbosing the army.” shl s ; But afus for his sacrificed fingers! The unfeeling old man stopped him with a word " he bellowed; daughter to s off and don’t let Wi ng ma specimen he care he W con oinin which may be used as buggage rooms, eto, Abovo is & single compirtient with al passugeway, reached by stair- end of the coach, and com- anager & moment, asked for his letter, X0 I‘t‘,gwem out, closed the door, and ina mowent marched in agu in,closcd the door | i gotten well oo quick the time before, | lapidaries t detection ¢ at lust, ‘or u whole week they didn't see cach | and put an end to frand: r—just thiok of it—aud Nina found = tices in gem-muking hubits of young people take | hy majesty on their knees, and the | b when surrounded by “conditions inviting | Emperor performs the same politeness the utwost freedom of bebavior. Inether ' 10 the wowen, wting with the other portious of the u by binged platforms. The result of | time [knowed | 1o ¢ ith which | | obsquatulate BRIDAL BELLS AND BLOSSOMS- Somo Tim:ly H stment of Hyme: inte on the Ad s Halter. WHY SOME PEOPLE MARRY, The Golden Wedding -A Withering View of Bachelor Life and Narr Alms Bradde rdn ‘s Ad to the & vice reir Golden Wedding, A half century two Lite'schanging ways had Yet, Tooking back upy When thiilled their cliinic it yost v thiat time leaits s sweed It sweetly by Ilie vest And to their | Have yiedded For souls united by Above lite's petty eat Sotoward (he s These 1o may et of thelr years, ze through happy tears, e thought of death 1o sorrow rinus, Sinee hope its rinbow promis tlings s that dark and lonely seu For there Is love's eternity. And <0 these two walk side by < Waiting with ealm the eventide, Waiting the slide of golden ta s To that sweet realm beyond the st And when together they shall 1 May enildren’s children eall the To Marry or Not to M Baltimore Sun: The expensivencss of fominine dress, habits and fancies is the text of many complaints. The bachelor's outgo, it ix alleged, is not halved, b trebled or quadripled “on assuming the con Inoose.” Careers, it is claiimed, led by premature marriage, and one writer has the havdibood to aflirm it of fact that the greatest men were childless and wite less men.”™ This is explained by the dis- tractions of housekeeping aud “the infin- ite task of laboring to satisfy wives brought up with t that ceonomy is meanness,” The disposition to con vert homes into costly museums of old china bric-a-brae, useless furniture, un appreciated books, ete, instead of study ing to simpiify and minimize the require- ments of daily living, is another vice charged upon the modern woman. **Sho makes nothing and wants everything,” one complainant puts “Living costs too much,™ says another, summing up a nd’ objections i one. It may be served, however, in vegard of this too mueh fault-finding, that it proceeds upon anarrow view of life and its objects. A pretty effective reply to ali is the con- tribution made to the discussion by yonng lady, who says e has only to ook wround him to tthe married wmen the most temperate, law-abiding and prosperons. Why Peol farey. Nasby: Some marry for the fun of the 'z, and never see where it comes in. s is discouraging Some marry for the sake of a good companion, and neverdiscover their mis- take. This is lueky. is a fickle “eritter ad s wife made't more or less fault with he Don’t marry a man tor his reputation. 1t is linble to be only second-handed air borrowed from his ancestors lany women have married men for 1 fine exterior. But that's all there is an ancient egg worth mentioning esulting from love at first sight is not generally wedded bliss on a par with sour milk. One or the other s swindled, and often both Many & man has married for heauty, only to learn that he has paid $20 for what ean _be purchased for tweaty-five cents at all droggists, This is But few peopie marry for pure love, and they in after s suspicion that what were at the time promplings of the tender passion were, in all probability, but the first symptoms of cholera morbis, The man who marriesu woman simply wse she s a handy arvangement whout the house, does =0 from a pure business standpoint, and in the end, if ot compelled to support him, she has done better than many women i know of. Brothe, lven Adam, order, found D G Ineron Marriage. Detroit Brudder Awmibad antilever, it am revorted dat you am ut to tuke unto yerseif a wife.” Dat do am true your recent ackshuns am You hat bin scen pricin’ sccond- it fo’ dollar bed- proof. hand stoves, squintin room sweets, an’ rustlin’ around’ art bric-i-br: Marring lin' you d be ashamed ¢ kon you kin depend on - dis ¢ rm up de house fer you and le behind some hard-bottomed cheers an’ & few articley of tinware, Bradder Cantilever, marriage am a lot tery or a dead-sure thing—jist s you make it 1f you @it stuek on sight—fall i luy wid o zal fur her small fect, taper in’ waist, dinipled chin or warblin® mouf, an’ marry her ofl-hand outtwelve weeks nots, you needn’t be ustonished if dar am w_dynamite “sploshun afore you hey bin hitched a week. Small feet “an’ good temper doan allus go togethe i waists an’ kitehen cconomy miy not work in de same harness. De gal who charms you by de way she drims de pianner may flatly refuse, as a wife, to i dem same fingers ober de wash bo'd ty, doan’ get married until you know W you are bein® jined to, “Study de gal. Letde feet go an’ watch her {em- per. Let de bangs go and waieh her cconomy. Nebber: you mind about de ay she dimples ner’chin, butax yerself if she'll make de bed wid de fool lowe dan de head. You has got to do all de studyin’. Not one gal out of a thousand eber stops 1o size up a luver. I his Grecian noss or eurly ha'r or droopin mustaciie strikes her faney she'll neblbe stop to study his patur’ noi'to worry ol e his habits. She is marryin® dat nose, or head or mustache. A month arter n'ai cwhen he hanls her aroun’ by do v an’ slaps her dimpled jaw she's per 1y astonished to think shic made sich s mistiake Secondly, Bradder kuot has bin - tied nak ucher wou't be all pia wine to be tricd an bled, an’ you_liey got to call up all yor manhood: You ‘will W de serapin do bottom of de flour bur'l when you heven't ot i cent in yer pocket. Do woodpile will ran out i Jinry, an’ o sngar an’ bacon will seem to U catied ofi by de rats, If yer wifs am eber good-natured she ‘will hev her trinds an' tribulishuns, an’ dar may be times when she'llriz up an’ claw fur’you. Indo y by my cle woman lias tushed iy wid derollin®pin, an” I ha 1wty to make her ears ach she wis savin sood hearted, an’ s ! {y n pockets’ of de ner i new st of £ ited weh odder an oceushuiil row in e fam’ly will prove u st plaster, 1o hold “you clusser t r. If you 1in't siited--if you dish striek apateh of Canad socstild, an' if de odder dat she has taken q t ment of romanee an thud i de sand-hal At cently an’ git onhitehed lot dit wisdam gained by o at yer vight hand when' v choiee. “Bradder Cant W rter do nd dig lin You ted an’ trub ver un yor gon n me Loyt in 1 frizzes EETIT ver eling of s cly ood wishe hoof tin her wid at 1eay kin be countul our I , tog A