Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 6, 1885, Page 7

1 6, 1885, embroidered on the toos with ruby beeds. The pink silk gloves reached neatly to the shonlders, showing about three inches of a round whita arm, above which fell a single slightly gathered frill of pink Spanish lace The fan was a very Iarge transparent one of pink erape depending from & long loop of ruby velvet ribbon. SATURDAY, JUN P——— The Tee Oream Oavity, Oh, mouth divinely besutiful, Colestinl gataway of the soul, Me thinks that I cou'd gladly die Tt onee my lips might raach that goal. And, sh! it makes mo &ad to think That life the fabric of & dream The c. g. of th &, shall fade Bafore prosaic cake and _cream e HONEY FOR THE LADIES, THE OHEAPEST PLACE IN OMAHA TO BUY Foll=fei: [Tl =h=t Is AT to waist and lengthwise upon bodlce and slesves. Perennial Jokes. The pure, the bright, the beautital That stirred our souls in youth, The loving tales —which had the pull On any wince for truth— The longing for the unattained, And eke for custard pre - Oh, give mo back theso ‘‘chestnuts,” For they can never die. Tha father's boot stretched forth to aid Ths lover down the stair; The bulldog larking 1n the shade, While Romeo saws the air; Narrow Kecape, Rociester, June 1, 1882, “Ten Fotrs ago 1 wan attacked with the most Tntense and deatkly pains in ms back and 3 —Kidneys. ‘“Extending to the end of my toss and to my brain! ‘“Which made me dellrious! From agoay!!! ‘It took three men to hold me on my bad at timesl ‘‘The Dootors trled In valn to relieve me, but to no purpose. TALMAGEAN THEOLOGY, “Flirtation s damnation.” - [Talmage. Well, if flietation 1s damnation, Our fears away we'll fling; For, if ho's right, Damuation’s quite A pleasant kind of thing. o — SINGULAR There are fifty-two widows in the littie town of Prospect, Me, There are three mountaine of alom and Widows in Wareham, Maes,, are allowed a And, by the way, A barrel of herrings free from the town fishery. We here may say Morphine and other opiates! ‘‘Had no effeot! a ‘‘After two months I was glven up to ielll! When my wife heard a nefghbor tell what Hop Bitters had dono for her, she atoncegot and gave me rome, ‘The first dose eated my brain and seemed to go huating through my system for the pain. The second doso eased mo 8o two hours, something 1 had not Before 1 had used five bottles, 1 was well and at work as hard & any man could, for over three weeks, but 1 worked too for ‘my_strength, and taking hard cold; 1 was taken with the most acute and y ulrheumatisn all through my system that ever w known, ch thit 1 slept for two months o doctors again, and after cipple on crttchol for and him my case, poohed at him, but howas so carnest 1 was induced 10 uso them again 1 In less than four weeks T threw away and wen to work lightly and k , until 1 became as frean so for six yoar It has aleo cuced my wife, slck for years, and_has kept her and my children well and healthy with from two to three bo'tles per year. There 18 no need to basick at all if these bitters are used J.J. Berk. Ex-Supervisor. and hs my crutches he bitters man 1y ““That poor invalld wife,Slster, Mother, “Our doughter!!!! “Cau be made the pleture of health! “With fow bottles of Hop Bitters! “Will you lot them suffer!ll!” Prosecuts the Swindlers!!! 1f when vou call for Hop Bittera (sce cluster of Tlops on the white label) tqe drug- ist bands out any stuffealled C. 1. Warner's &erman 1op. Ditters or with other *Hop" name, refuse it and shun that druggist as you would a viper; and if he has tuken your money for the stuff, indict him for the fraud and sue him for damages for the swindle, and we wil reward you liberally for the scnvistion, ~THE MILD POWER CURES.+ UMPHREYS’ T nie 50 3 Jats —Bpecial Proscriptionsof Wb eminent Plysiciin. Simpie. Sagoaod Suiro. LI CURES. FRIGE; Thites, too Profase Periods P Gough, Ditdeult Breathing b i, Jirveipelns, Exuptions lamt, Jiheumatlo Pains.... 0 gz, Chills, Malaria. lind & Bicoding. { Tl iolent Coughs &'l Weaknoss .5 eated orth Tiesst Paipiiuisa 103 PECIFICS. Hold by Druggist g L L ‘e A1cine Cov 3 JAMESF ts, or sent postpaid on = D, Humphreys &0, (144 pages) : also, Cafas ddress, HREYS i) 09 I'ulon St., Now Xork. THE BEST THING OUT FOR, ‘Washing & Bleaching In Hard or Soft, Hot or Cold Water, BAvES Lanor, Tise and’ SoAr AMAzNoLY, and gives universalsatistaction. No family rich or poor should be without it. Sold by all grocers, slguod to misiead. PrARLL saving compound and always bears the above sym: bsland name of BrwAns of imitations well de- is the ONLY SAYR labor The plea the poot softly breathes That we his “pome” will buy; The punster and the billy-goat, These things can never die. Lot nothing pass, for every hand Must find some work to dn, The plumber's always in demand— So 1s the pencil bins— : Cross, out and slash these old, old jokes Leost the Fate of the Shears should cry Yo'll never more throw off their yokes, For they oan.never die. G Philadelphia News, ——— Sullivan slugged. John Sullivan, the slugger, Aud boss of Boston town, Has put in pawn his mighty brawa And forfeited renown. It was the gentle Annie, His fond and loving wife, 2 Who, as ha claimed, himself had maimed, And jeopardized his life. She took him by the collar ‘And hurled him out the door; With mieht and main she smote his brain And with him wiped the floor, She shook him like a carpet, And beat him black and blue; With virile vim she waltzed on him Before she said, “I'm through.” O Annie, gentle Annie, The world weepa at his woe | Why did you fell the weak John L., And make him blublar so Y. Journal, FEMININE FANCIES. A Collection of Seasonable Hints for the Opposite Sex, The Sighs, Tears and Fashionable Freaks of the Fair Ones ot Every Grade, BEASONABLE CAKE. It was a high-school graduate ‘Who biscuits tried to make, Already having tried her hand At a bateh of pig-lead cake, She stirred away quite faithfully Until did ache her bones, But the product of the long doy’s toil ‘Was sold for paving-stones. A DREADFUL BOTHER TO BE A WOMAN. 1t is & dreadful bother to boa woman and do the business up in good shape. In the first place, you've got to look well or else you're nobody. A man may be ever 80 homely and still be popular. Whiskers cover up the moet of hls tace, and if he has a big mouth nobody mistrusts it, and if he does wrinkle bad on his forehead his friends speak of his many cares and of his thoughtful disposition, and tell each other that his wrinkles are lines of thought. Lines of thought, Indeed,when in all probability his forehead is wrinkled by the bad hablt he nas got of scowling at his wife when the coffee isn't strong enough. Buta woman must always be In good order. Her hair must always be felzzed and banged, as fashion demands, and she must powder if she has a shining skin; and she must always manage to look sweet, no matter how sour she may feel; her dress must hang just so, and her boot buttons always in place, and her finger nails slways clean; and then she mustn’t whistle, nor climb fences, nor stone cats, nor scold when she’s mad. That past experience teaches There'll be once more, Just as of yore, Damnation at the beaches, And, sad to tell, He knows full well Who his experience searchos, There's often been, Plain to be seen, Damnation in the churches, —[Exchange. THE COGITATION OF AN INQUISITIVE BOY. 1 notlcs that pa poses as a prophet now. He eays that Cleveland’s admin Istration will be the rankest fallure on record. Another man got a postoffice pa ‘was after, I notlce ma says castor oil don’t taste bad when she tries to force a dose down me, but when she’s slck she pats a good deal more earnestness into her prayers to the doctor not to glve hor the *‘nasty staff” that she over does In her mupplica- cations to vhe Almighty. I notice the cats old malds keep arc all Toms, 1 notice when a gir! beglns 85 look up- on her fellow asa a paragon, you can usually set them down aa a palr o’ gonere. I notlce a man is sald to be ‘‘tight” when he is drunk, but all the same, I can work pa for spondulics when he's full, when I couldn’t get a nickel to save my soul if ho was rober.—[St. Paul Herald, TRANSFERRING TWO FEMININE HEARTS NEATLY, Clara Bells unblushingly relater, in & letter to the Cianclnnati Eaquirer, the un- scrupulous manner in which she gota male frlend out of a bad ecrape: “‘A mathingly handsome friend of mine,” she saye, ‘‘was 80 potent in hls lovemaklng, recently, that he got three glrls simultancously Into a sentimental conditlon which lacked only the formal questions and and answers to complete betrothals. Then he realized for the first time that he had an overabundance of wife material at his command. Mighty nice girls they were, all three, and {t was with some difficulty that he finally made a choice for himselt. What was he to do with the others? He didn’t want to fracture thelr hearts, He came to me for advice. ‘! ‘Lot me manage it,’ rald I. ‘If you suddenly jilt them they’ll get mad about it, and perhaps loze the whole summer by moplog., Of course they'd come around all right by next winter, and catoh on with two fellows every whit as good as you. But the thing can be fixed better.’ “‘And 8o It has been, within a month from the time when my agency began. 1 gave the most careful "attention to the affaiz. Firat, [ plcked out two fellows to replace the original in the girla’ affec- tlons, and adriotly introduced them. Saconl, I instructed the latter chap just how fast and in what manner to make s show of flirliog with the maiden of his cholce. Tho rosult was that I managed to transfer the two feminine hearts neatly, and_all tho while they thought that they were voluntarily throwing thelr old sweetheart overboard. One of them actually pitled him, and almost spolled my job by telling him so, for that wounded his vapity. What is wanted in sentimental undertakings !s adriotness.” e —— RELIGILOUS, Oh, I tell you a woman has a hard road to travel.—[ Lillie Devereux Blake. SHE BELONGS TO THE IRISHTOCRACY. “I geo Mary Ann has bleached her hair, Mra. O'Raherty.” “‘She has, Sure an’ it's the stoile now, ye know, for tha ladies to hsve their hair bleached. Mary Ann, ye know, now belongs to the Irishtocracy.” *‘Where does she work now?” “Wurrack? Sare an’ she doesn’t wur— rack anywhere. The loikes of Mary Ann a wurrackin’! Faith an’ she niver allows a drop o’ dlsh water to touch her BI As exellnt sppetdog oo of exylae faror, o & prrh e X bands, and thera haln's a noight scarcely that she doesn’t 'tend a mustcally ur a sociable ur something of the koind, and the big wurrads she uszs an' the way she leunges about on the sofeo ye'd think she waa & borned quane.” ““I don’t see how she ma g0 well, without working.” “‘Faith an’ she’s pich a great soclety belle and favorite of the rich gintlemen that they do bs givin’ her presents con- stantly, they do. Och, I tell ye,it’s a great thing, 1t is, t» belong to the quality.”—[Kentucky State Journal, DECLINED WITH THANKS, nages to drees “I heard yo had a tocher, lass, An’ just cam’ roon’ tae sproo. T hao sax milk coos oot at grass, A’ fifty poonds o year. Bae yer bitlot an’ my bit lot We'd best jest clap tegither, 61 BROADIWAY, ¥, X, aud provents mal a tendenc oy and bl der nilmonts an rhoumatism, ofthe g kD v cents an ladies In dellcat, ealth. It acte the effects (f All Draggists a1d de 5. WeakNervousMe Beeking perfect restoration to health, full Hood and sexual vigor without send for Tres: sho ] [ @pocially benefited by consulting i Discascs of the Prostate Gland, Kidneys und Bladder offectually cured Endorsed vo. A 8 MARSTON REMEDY CO. or Dx. H. TRESKOW, 46 West (4th St.. New York, Hoetetter's Stom- ach Bittersoonquers rial fovers, dyaper- sla, chronlo const!- d s atest valuo in cases of budily troubloarising from 0ld peo- ¢ greatly alde: d it s highly An’ wenas doot will mak’ weel oot For helpin’ one anither,” “Ah, weel, auld carle, yer sair mistaken, We canaa pairtaers bs, For I wad like tae marry ane ‘Who had as muckl's me, An’ sae, yo see, I tell yo free, T’ll no tak’lang the swither T hae a pearl wad grace an’ earl— 1 got 1t frae my mither,” ““Micht I be speering what it's worth?" “Doed ay, man, that'f nae harm. Theres noit's better, sooth or north— A heart baith true an’ warm, Besides, guid man, ye need na’ plan, Or tak’ » Iang consither; 5 This heart o' mine can no'er be thin 1t's promised tae anither, —[William Lyle, DRESSES FOR GRADUATES, The dresses made for graduaies are re- ally more simple than thoseto be worn by misses, are not x echool. The round skirts is favored when tucked up half way, the back straight and full, the front covered with an apron drapery and the bodice slightly full or tucked belted In. This general deslgn sffords opportunity for varlatlon, The tucks may be slternated with fine inse: tlon and the drapery and bodice made of needlework entire, or instead of the tusks the lower part of the skirt msy be cov- ered by s deep, scant flounce of needl work surmounted by one or two others at the back, a basque and apron of all- d 4 H.W.WE MANUFACTUMEN OF Bustles, Hoop Skirts, Hair Cloth Skirts,” v COLORED S ! Sorh e Yoo dny othe o . WHITE $100 s 4, fecomiing tolaw. 8 i e Seuaii retadl dry goods houses THERELL, 15 and 187 Wabash Avenud, xC A Hair Cloth and Wire over embroldery completing a dress which looks and is really made entir peedlework, Dresses of light wools and tinted cotton or linen fabrics can be made up in the same way or they may be covered to the wai with parrow graduated yuffies, This latte: well adapted to tall slender girl should be accompanied by a gathered open, V.shaped and edged with of muslin and faterlor of valen cinese lace; sleeves to match. A tucked walst should not be put with a rufilad ekirt or vice verea, but amopg the ¢ | prettiest and fineat, though simpleat look ] ing dresses,are those of fine India muall covered with exqulsite tucking from hem ot prepared to leave | g Twelve Hobrews were converted in London last year at an expense of $175, The Sonthern Methodist church proposes to raise $105,000 for missions in 1885 and 1886, The Swadenborglans in_theUnited States number 87 churchee, 92 ministers, and 4,000 members. OF 0,082,650 contributed last year in Great Britain to mussions, moro than one-third was given by Church of England societies. The number of Quakers in the United States I estumated at less than 100,000, They have a fine college at Richmond, Ind. The issue of religious works of sll kinds by the Presbyterian board of publication last year reached over 20,000,000 copiss and by the Baptist society during the samo time 22, 986,016 copies, The oldest Reformed Dutch church in the world igead to be in London, near the Bauk of Ingland, It was built in 1213 by the earl of Hereford aud Essex, and i3 constructed of stone in pointod G othic. The deed by which Mrs, A, T. Stewart conveyed the proporty atGarden Ciby, N. Y., in trust to tho corporation of the Cathedral of the Tncarnation was recorded on the 28th at the county clerl’s office in Jamaica, L I, Thedaed of c:uveyanco was placed on the altar Tuesday Jast and on that day the ca- thedral was eolemnly consecrated, Iu the United States there are 00 organized Universalist societies, sbout 765 churches and 700 ministers, About 19,00) families are membera of the denomination, and their church property is valued at §7,000,000. The doctrines were first proached by John Murray in 1770, and the first church was organized at Glonceater, Mass,, in 1779, Fow, if any, of the existing evavgelistic institutions have so grand a record as_ the teligious Tract Society of London, It held its eighty-sixth anniversury in Exeter hall on Frids May 8. During the y ety had issued 787 new publications, including 182 tracts, and tke total issues, including those from foreign depots, had been 85,906,650, or 2,808,277,880 since the formation’ of the so- is 1. Townsley waa ordained by a council of Baptlst churches in Nebraska. A Weat Virginian is having a big ron of luck, His cousin has eloped with his wife and every one of his six children, Oollars of dresses are worn very high and often hiding the linen collar entirely, Chintz drescos are made with velvet collar and caffs, When a very mad wowan begins practising with a revolver, the wiso man always dodges in front of her, says a man who has watched his wife trying to shoot cats, Mistress (to amiable mald servant): “I am going to the opera this evening, so I shall probably b homelate.” Amiable maid: “0, you needn’t apologize to me for that, Tim will be here.” Gray and pale coffee brown of the softest tints aro two colors, which In various fabrics, from satin to serge, are to prove very populer the coming season in carrisge, traveling and walking costumes, Among the overjackets for summer wear aro those of Neapolitan red serge, braided with a dooper color and in & fine arabesque pattorn, Theso are designed for moring wear in the mountaing or at the sea skore, A young Boston lady visiting hero sont for alooal physician, and when he arrived she astonished him by saying: *‘Doctab, my dis- organized anatomy s refractory with an ai- tack of Williamousnees.” —Whitehall Times, One new item in waist fitting is that the darts in_thin fabrics are taken in the lining only. Ttamine and like stuffs are strotched to fit the figure smoothly over the close-fitting lining, & ‘“Father, dear father, come homa with me now,” kpoke the thinly-clad little girl, “far 1f you don’t mammy says eho'll come to the aloon herself and lead you home by the ear agin.” The fashionable dame nesd no longer un- dergo the fatigue of having her own dressess tried on. The papier-mache figures are made te counterfeit her form exactly, and she may lounge in an easy chair while studdying the results of her dressmaker’s skill, White seems to be the only color worn by little girls, and from the bonnet of lace or embroidery down to the tiny shoo of kid the same color ir seen. Children old enough to walk wear little black kid boots and silk socks, ““Yes, 1t may be an angel cake,” sald Jones, who had been persuaded by his best girl to tost her culinary abilities, “‘but for the last two nights sinca I tasted it I've seen more little devils, hobgoblins, snakes, wildcats and spooks than would crowd o saven-story pan demomium.” Mrs. Browning’s concait, ‘“‘Her hair had fallea out by its own weight on either side of her emile,” has had all the flavor taken out of it by the western poetess who wrote, ‘‘The sudden expansion of her smile shoved her ears out over her back hair,” ““And 80 you have received a divores from that vagabond_husband of yours, Mrs, Smith?” Yes, I am glad t) say that 1 have,” ““Didn’ you frel quite overpowared whan you heard of the decision of the judge?” “Not exactly; I felt sort of unmanned, so to speak.” —[Boston Coutier, The Dabomey girls defend their kingdom by forming into armies and singing instead of fighting, This ought to bo an effectual means of warfara, ~ Very few nations would cara about meeting an army of female vocalists, unless they happen to be deaf, A novel table ornament s a block of fcain which various spocimens of fish have been frozen. Tho fish look like real fish, but it is almost impossible to tell. Gold and silver fish and the hideous scalpin are usad in this way. The block of ics is placed in a eilver dish. A charming little zouave to be worn over a muslin drees for cool daya has is edge cut up icto slits two inches deep all around, Be- neath thess a ruffls of laco protrudes along the edge and through ths openings, To com- plote such additions to the usual corsags, & girdle of the samo material as the jacket can be worn. Ths little girl who remarked, upon seeing her first lightoiog, that sue saw a “long r streak of thunder clap,” has been troubled to know how angels are made. Assuming that all avgols fly and have no use for loge, she serionsly asked hor mama if “God cut off lttlo girls legs when Ha makes angels out of them 7 A Montezama lady said to her young hope- ful: *“Johunie, why don’t you rock the baby! Youd let it squoel 1ts life out.” “I would if Icould.” ““Why, Johnnie! Want your little brother to die?” 'Well, wouldn'c it be a good deal better for him to be up in_heaven flyin’ around than to be layin’ equealin’ in that ‘ere cradle”—[Montezama (Ga.) Record. Gray lacos, with looge, square meshes are wrought over with white embroidery crewels. These are madoup to compose the full dress over colored sillk linings,.or the lace is cut for panels 10 be placad at tho sides ov across the front of asilk dress, Narrow widths are shown for waists and tleeves, Lace covered parasols never had the de- mand that they are having this summer. Coveriogs can ba had in all styles of lace, cheap and expensive. Tha shapss ars canopy, half cawopy, round and mushroom forms, The coverings are of silk, satin, broche of velvet and tinsel, canvas etamine, ete, “What ara you doing, Mary?” ssked a Somerville husband, addressing his wife, *I am sewing cn a ‘crazy quilt,” she replied. ““Are there any buttons on it *No.” thought not,” he said; “it wouldn’t be like youto be sowiog on anything that needed buttons,” and drawing a deep eigh he pro ceeded to fasten his susponders with a half burned mateh —[Somervillo Journal . *“It is our will and pleasure thst you shall bave ooe chance for your Jife," said the king tothe doomed man, *Heayen bloss theo, sire! On my naked knes will I breathe ori 5008 for the peace of thy soul.” *Find us a woman who is satisfied with tho sizo of her feet and your life shall be spared,” 'Then slay me at once, sire, and mock me not, for lo! of such there is none.”—[Chicago Ledger, Fresh importations of millinery for ths summer openiogs of bounets show many moos models in_ pokes, gipsies, and larger round hats than have been shown a3 yet, Still the milliners say that the experience of ayear ago is repeatd, and that the capote aud the snug princesse bonnets snd small fish-wife pokes are by far preferred for dressy lack Thia Is the first instance, in modern times at least, of the formal setting apart of a woman to the office and work of the evangelical . istry. The Methcdist church, though it per- mits women to speak in its puliih, bas de- clined to ordan them. There have been few women preachers like Miss Annis Oliy and “bible readers” like Miss Smiley, but none of them has obtained ordination, This Nebraska case nctly a new thing, [Chicago Herald, Here are soms of the sayings of the Rev, muel Jones, an uneducated Georgian wi is conducting an extraordinary revival at Nashyllle, Ton ““What is culture worth, If it's nothin’ but whitewash on a rascal? 1'd rather be in heaven learin’ wy A B C' than in hell readiog Greek.” ‘‘Bome preachers a0, legant that they speale of hell s tho urnt district,” but thi t of dignity is the starch of the shroud.” *'Heaven is on dead lavel with every good mav, and every g wan will be provided for in some way,” “Will honest men starve! God will feed an hobest man, if he bas to put the angels on half rations,” “Be honest, au pay your debts. There's too man; en In church boarding with their wives,” ‘“‘Pull up your doubts by the roots, and you'll find the bottom, and that T YA lie is always on the down grade, but the truth you have to hitch an engine to,” e —— The craze among young ladies for militar: buttoos has brought together several collec tions which include army insignia from every nation in the world, o — The aching back, the sallow skin, the hollow eye, give way speedily before Hunt's Remedy. “*Any physiclan who has used 1t will sertify to the excellence of Hunt's Remedy. Hunt's Remedy {s 8 staundard remedy for dropsy and kidney dlseases,’ GILBERT CLARK, M " | now dalntily Onis » seed at | b wear even for young ladies, Flounces made of woolens which have a canvas weave or & looso mesh, and fine white goods which have no dresripg in them, are d in hematitching up half the widths. _Tucks are set between, and the % | ematitohiog has a very dollcate asid protéy effect above, Threads hem and tucks aze then stitch fi" :; a pocket-handkerchief bordering ls inished, It used to be the style for young girls to wear calico, lawns or worsted dresses to school, but now they must wear silk or combination of worsted material and silk or velvet, This is the mother’s error, as she has the arrangivg of dress for a school girl, and should direct | her daughters in their dress sfter grown, in a cortain degree, that their expenses of dress- ieg should not be too great for their father's income, as dressing expenses often bring ruln to a father’s businees, Black satin or_surah dresses aro effectively remodelled by addiog panels, vest front, and collar snd cuffs of dark red sirah laid in fine pleasings, or bright red eatin, veiled with black net or lace. A lady recently had very dsome black silk grenadine ‘‘made ov with panels, waistcoat, and collar of poppy red rilk grenadine, brocaded with black vel vet flowers in raised designs,#En sult with the drees was a hat of black Chautilly lace lined with poppy-red silk, a short dolman-shaped wrap of the velvet brocaded grensdine, ana a shot red and black parasol, the whole com- pleting a rich and extremely becoming toilet. Nothing could Eave been more_appropriate than Lady Washington geranium blossome worn recently with an evening toilet of pale pink surah, with vest pavels and skirt-foot trimmings of dark wine velvet. The petals of the bloasoms matched the exquisite pink shade of the surah, and the hearts of the geraniums were the exact desp rich tone of the velvet adornings the dress were of a delicate flesh color, and the sandals of dark wice-colored kid were one of alum and sulphur mixed in lower The hose worn with Culifornia, Jotham Johnson of 100¢h birthday. A largo bald-hoaded eagle was shot at North Ray, Door county, Wis, feet from tip to tip of its wibgs, Aunt Nancy Lindsey, of Doubls Beach, Conn,, has made # list of 2 248 words from the letters in the word ‘incomprehensi bility,” Henry Curtis, a Stratford, Conn., nono frouarin, has always lived In the smn'o houso b which he was born in 1765, He served in the militia in 1812, and remembers overy president except Washington, Tn Nevada it is said thatthero are lumin ous trees; that is, their foliage gives out light enough to ennble one to read print, while the luminous effects may be seen miles away, Tho causo is an abundance of luminous parasites, A Castloton, Vt., correspondent says an apple tree there eighty years old and nine feet in circumterence “‘yiclds from twenty to thirty bushels of fralt ‘every other year of those yarioties: Pound sweats, russets, seck no-farthers, golden pippins and common ap ples.” A man with two hearts is on exhibition in the Kiogston (Ont) hospital, Kind of handy to have two hearts when 'you come to think of it. A fellow could fall in love with two girls at once, and yet not be any more miserable thon falling in love with only one now makes him,—[ Lowell Citizon, A Sacramentan who wears a_little hatchet a8 a charm on his watch_chain reports that there is a cherry tree at Dr, Miller's ranch, Rattlesnake Bar, which is three feet in diam: eter at the butt, seventy feet in height and and thirty-five feet across the thickest foliage. From this trea the doctor has for several years averaged from the sale of its fruit about $700. N. A. Brewster lives in Randolph county, Alabama. Recently ho stood in that connty, shot across Oalhoun couuty, in the same state, and killed & doer in Oarroll county, Ga. The same genticman goes through Cherokes and Cleburne counties, Alabama, and thence into Polk county, Georgia, where he goes to his postoffice. The distance traveled in the Iatter instance is only one and & quarter miles, A remarkablo enake story comes from Early county. Mr. Burrel Roberts noticed one day last week in his rambleaa very large king smake that acted in a very peculiar manner, He went nearer and upon examining the snake, found that its head bad been cut off some days, as the wound had healed ontirely up. _His snakeship was ingood condition,and crawled on off as_if nothing was the matter. —[Atlanta Constitution, . The argument_that birds work from blind instinct in building their nests has received a staggering blow, 1'wo years ago some finch eggs were taken to New Zealand there hatched, The newly acclima thrived well, but for some unexplained rea- son builded an entiroly new style of zest, and one wholly lacking in the neatness which characterizes chafflach nest built in England, ‘The fact Is now a topic of discussion among naturalists, According to the papers, Michigan contin- ues to fureish material for dime museum, A child is reported born at Grand Rapids with a proboscis like a sea-lion and fins in tha placs of arme, while a_lamb born on John Valen- tine's farm, Lansing township, had one head, well formed and shapely, three ears—th third ear growiog directly ' out of the top of the hoad, but as perfect_in every respect ns its mates—two perfect bodies from the brisket backward, eight well developed logs, and two taile. The curious animal was born dead, but was fully developed in every respect, A luuatic at the Morris Plains asylum was maute for five years, Even the physicians thought he had lost the powers of speech, One day he cauzht two of his fingers in a washing machine, and they were horribly maogled, To the astonishment of everybody who heard him he exclaimed: By the great and jump- ing Moaos, & devil is better than an inventor,” That was three years ago, and he has not spoker: since, Another patient, a boy in the same institution, is a lightning calculator. The most intricate problems are solved by him in fractions of a minute, The boy be- lieves that his head s filled with little blocks with figures upon them, and_that they in- stantly fall into different positions and work out the problems, He thinks his brain, in fact, is a multiplication table. His insanity seems pardonable, for only a few rane men can compate with him as a mathematician, — [Morristown Jerseyman, —— CONNUBIALITIES, A Vassar maiden met a man Who neverlearned a paradigm, But ho was rich and drove o span &And sho shookGreek and married him. —[Washington Star, our recent marriage, We shall ende fill the foll measure of a husband, (Ga.) Courier, The marriage of Miss Julia Appleton and Me. McKim, of Now York, and of her sistor, Miss Alice Appleton, and Mr, Goorge von L, Meyer, is fired for June 24, at their cummer hotne in Lenox, The weddivg of Mr. George Taylor, West: Chester, and Mics Burton, of Plainfield, houss, Philadelphia, on the 27th, Mr, Tay- loy 1s 83 years of age, and has boen twico n widower, An American beauty and heirers, Miss Estello Garrison, was married in New York to an English gentleman, the Hon, Charles The wedding was one of Maule-Rameay. the most notable of the seaton. At tho wedding of Miss Anna Lo Conte Brooks and Mr, Snow last week. the bride received under an arbor of palms and white flowers, Her bouquet was of lilies of the much sweeter than lilacs, and not possessiog #o heavy a perfume, During the presidential campaign in Maine Iast year one of the republican stumpers was Col, Jacobs Kemple, of West Virginia, He met Miss Nellie F. Goodwin, one ef the belles of Farmiogton, and, as the result, they were marrled last week by Camp Meeting John Allen, A prominent dirine who was to ofiiciate at & wedding, finding himself and congregation in the church considerably in advance of the bridal plrtz, asked that some one should strike up & hymn to improve the time. A good brother started off, just as the bridal party entered, with the hymn beginning, *'Come on, my partners in distress,” T'wo fashionable weddiogs will take place in New York the latter part of June, those of Mios Lansing o Harry G, MoV ickar aud Miss Ballie Marie to Mr, Frank Pendleton, Both young ladies are well known snd popu- lar, Iss Lansing is to be warrled in church, whll&M 88 Marle will probably have a home ng. At Philadelphis, on the 27th, Oolonel Eml- lio Nunez married Mliss Dolores Portuondo, Colonel Nunez for ten years took part in the Cuban revolution, aud 'was captured by the Spanish government and imprisoned. Ho had taken sut his preliminary naturalization pa- pers in this country and was relessed through the secretary of state of the United States. There was & reception at which the festivities were in the old Ouban style, Miss Mary Whartoo, daughter of William Wharton, was ma; Walter Mendelson, M., of New York The wedding, which was Mr, Whartor house on Uottage lane, Germantown, Pa., e heautiful as only a country wedding can e, by ¥rlend's ceremony ground of choice flowe: nd B e i e el ad was attended by four vshers, an equal num ber of bridesmaids, and cousios who acted as maids of honor, Miss Pera New Rochalle daughter of Mr milliooaire, was married without her fath kuowledge on May 27, at Fordham, to Willlam Quinn, aleo’ of Mr, lagt week to Darham, Me., read a nowspaper without the aid ot glasses on his Tt wonsured eight We return our sincero thaoks to our friends for the kind expressions of best wishes over of N. J., took place in the Friends' meeting The bride and groom, who were married t against a back- plants, which two very youthtul i, Sickles, who 1p & ' ¥ New Itochelle. 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Hattio Marshall, Soon after this a young man from Connecticut ran away with Miss Roma Sickles, a_younger sister, and closel y following this Edward Molley elopsd wit h Miss Wright of Reilly's hotel, Miss Pera seemed tobo neglected, but it appears that her former suitor’s brother took compaesion upon her loneliness and married her, —————— Angostura Bittera were prepared by Dr. J, G. B, Siegert for his private use. Their reputation is such to-day that they have ba- come generally known as the best appetizieg tonic, Beware of counterfeits, Ask y grocer or (Inxqgiqc for the genuine articlo man- ufactured b; J. G. B, Siegert & Sons, ——— The savings banks of Berlin have deposited 18,330,950, an increase of $1,770,000 during tha past year, Tho number of depositors is 113,569 e —— Brown's Little Joke, “Why, Brown, how thort your coat {s,” suld Jones one day to his friend Brown, who wittily replied: “Yee; but it will be long enough befers 1 get an- other.” Some men spend so much for medicine that nsither heal or help them, that new clothes {s with them like angel’s visits—few and far between them. In- ternal fovers, weakness of (ho Jungs, shortness of breath and lingering coughe, voon yleld to the magle Influence of that zogsl ramedy, Dz, R. V. Plerce's “*Gold- en Medical Diecovery.” —ecA—— Nobody Wants It, ‘Washington Republican, It is eald that there is one office fn the gift of the Government that nobody wants, It {s the Consulshlp at Monterey. Moaterey Is a good sizxd cf and s a rather plessant place to livein. But the pecple there haye never goitea over Gen. 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