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A —ma ————— T pp———— " Maryand,My Maryland.” * % % Pretty wives, TLovely daughters and noble men.” ‘My farm lies In rather low and ml. asmatio situation, and “My wife I “Who 1" ‘‘Was a very prejty blonde!” Twenty yoars ago, became “‘Sallow!"” ‘‘Hollow-eyed!"” ‘‘Witheree and aged!” Beforo her time, from *‘Malarial vapors, though she made no particular complalnt, not being of the glr:mpy kind, yet causing me great unea- sinoss, “A short time sgo 1 purchased yonr remedy for one of the children, who had o very sovere attack of billousness, and it occurced to me that the remedy might help my wife, aa I found that oar Ilttle girl apon recovering had “Lost!" *‘Her sallowne nd looked as fresh a8 & new blown daisy, Woell, the story 18 soon told. My wife, to-day, has gain- ed her old time beauty with compound Interest, and {s now as handsome & mat- ron (if I desay It myself) as can be found in this county, which {s noted for pretty womsn And | have only Hop Bitters to thank sor It, ““The dear creature just looked overmy shoulder, and says ‘I can flatter equal to the days of our courtship,’ and that re. minds me there might be more pretty wives If my brother farmers would do as 1 have done,” Hoplng you may long be spared to d good, I thankfully remain, 0. L, Javes, Beltsville, Prince George Co., Md. May 26th, 1883, . None genuine without & bunch of green Hops on the white Iabol. Shun all the vile, poisonous stuft ‘with “‘Hop" or ““Hops” In $helr name. ETT f Ahe foest wullo o nervous paople s‘r s Hostatter's Shom. ach Bitters, which o in sures perfect di. . gostionandassim la- N tion, and_the active tformance of their unctions by the 1v- er and 5. An the system acquires tone through the in- fluence of this benign edcl ‘more tranquil, head- ‘aches cease,and that 7/ mameless anxiety which is peculiar- STOMACH fty of the dyapoptic, fves way to cheer: h TE lnrs. Toestablish health on & suro For sale on, ue the peerless lnvigorant, By all Druggists and Dealers generally. > THE BEST THING 0UT ‘Washing gnBleaching In Hard or Soft, Hot or Cold Water. BAvES LABoR, TiMe and SoAr AMAziNaLY, and gl be without it. Sold by all grocere, BEwARN of imitations well do- the ONLY SAYR labor Dbears the above sym- signoi to misiead. PEARL: saving compound and alw 1sad name ot JAMES PYLE WEW YORK. ves universal satisfaction, No family rich or poor shoald THE DAILY BEE- TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 1885 COUNCIL_ BLUFFS, ADDITIONAL LOCAL, ~ 0DD FELLOWS DAY, Preparations Made for the Oslebra. tion, To-day will bo a great one for the Odd Fellows, 1t belng the sixty-sixth anniver. sary of the order, and the day appointed for dedicating the new hall In the opers house block. The arrangementa for the day are as follows: AFTERNOON PROGRAMME, Parade at 1:30 p. . from the new hall, headed by band and escorted by uni- formea patelarchs, Dedlcation of new hall Immediately after parade. Vocal and Instrumental musle, Grand Master J. K. Towers, Hon. D. M. Harrls tive D. C. speeches. All members are requested to meet at the new hall a 1 p. m, sharp, We would suggest that all Odd Fellows bring their regalla with them. embers of Uniform U. D. camps are earnestly invited to be present to act as escort to the parade, The following are the officers for the dedlcation ceremonies: Grand Master-—S. 8, Keller, Horald cf the North—D. C. Bloomer. Herald of the East—T. P. Traynor. Herald of the South—F, A. Burke. Heorald of the West—F. Grass. Grand Chaplain—E. M. H. Fleming, Grand Becrotary—E. B, Gardiner. Grand Marshal—George H. Jackson. Ineide Herald—E, Trons, Outside Herald—T. C. F. Brenneman, LINE OF MARCH. The procession will form at the new hall, on Broadway, and headed by the Bayarlan band will_move up Brosdway to Maln, north on Maln to Washington avenue, east on Washington avenue to Madison street, south on Madlison to Broadway, down Broadway to Mailn, south on Main to Fifth avenue, west on nd Past Grand Ropresenta- Bloomer will make short nd | Fifth avenue to Eighth street, north on Eighth street to Broadway, up Broadway to the place of beglnning. EVENING PROGRAMME, Grand ball at Beno's hall, to which all visiting brothers and their laldies are es- peclally invited, Complimentary tickets will be furnished on applleation to the aceretary of the committee by the noble grand, or officer In charge of his dele- gatlon, THE COMMITTEES. The following are the varlous com- mittees: Arrangements—G. H. Jackson, G. L. Jacobs, H. Shultz, G. F, Smlth. Invitatlon—Thos. Bowman, E. C. Bloomer, John Schicketanz, T. C. F. Brenneman, G. H, Jackson, secretary. Mousic and Halls—W. H. Treynor, F. Bernhardl, J.F. Spare, H. C. Freuch- ting. Finance—George F. Smith, F. Her- man, F, Grass, Floor—M. F. Robrer, A. Dlickey, J. F. 8pare, J. L. Templeton, F. Bernhardi, John Bohn, H. . Freuchting. Recoption—P, C. DeVol, 8. 8. Keller, E. F. Watts, John Schicketanz, G. Smith, Peter Rapp, H. C. Freuchting, Geo. Schindele, Ed. Schicketanz, H. S. West. — The Y, M, C. A, The following programme will be given free to all, both Iadles and gentlemen, at the rooms of the Y. M. C. A. this even- ing at 8 o'closk: Musi Reldlnf).. ......Miss Sarah Sherwood Song—Duet. .. . Mr. Webber and Miss Burgess “Young Men from the Country Coming Fiwsito the Cit by Harry Curtls Reci 08 Smith Song. arl Karlo Reading. ... H, Btacy Quartette, Kaeay. . ..Shaw Co. ss 1da Wallace Miss May Hazzard .E. D, Stacy Irs, Harsha Solo.... A WAIF OF THE REBELLION, Many a Lady is beautiful, all but her skin; and nobody has ever told her how easy it is to put Leauty on theskin., Beauty on the skin is Magnolia Balm. UNITED STATES National Bank! U, 8. DEFOSIIORY, S. W. Cor. Farnam and 12th Sts Capital, - $100,000.00 0. W. HAMILTON, Pres't, M, T, BARLOW, Oashies DIRECTORS: H, M, Oarpwewr, B, ¥, Suars, ), W, HaMiuron, M, T, Buu'zw. 0. Wi Hawiirol N, Acocounts solicited and kept subject to sight check, Certificaten of Deposit lssued payable in 8, 6 and 12 months, bearing Intarest, or on de- mand without interest, Advances made to customers or approved securities at market rates of interest. ‘The intarests of customers are closely guard- ©d and every facility compatible with princl- ples of sound banking freely exteaded. Draw sight drafts on Eugland, Ireland, Beotland, and all parts of Europe, Bell European passage tickets, Collections Promptly Made. for pleasure travel K'S EXOURSIONIST, with maps, coutaln full particalars; by mail for 10 cente, THOS COOK & SON, 01 Breadway, &, ¥, Or 108 Dearbo ra 8t., Chloago, Llis, "H. 5, ATWOOD, Plattsmouth, Neb, Breeder of thoroughbred and bigh grade Hereford and Jersey Cattle, And Duroc and Jersey Red Swine, EUROPE. COOK'S EXCURSION PARTIES sall from New York in April, May, Juse and July by firsh clase UPEOIAL TOURIST TICKETS for INDIVIDUAL TRAVELERS at reduced rates, by he best reutes The Touching Story of a Chicago Burglar— His Confession of Gailt, Chicago Herald 23, A small slightly built, red-whiskered man, with dark hair, bright, intelligent eyes, a broad, white forehead and the air of & persun who seemed soarcely able to comprehend the situation, stood by be- fore Justico Woodman yesterday, charged with burglary. His name {8 Henry Keating, and he 15 _acoused of twenty- seven soveral acts of the crlme alleged, with nearly as many more needing but siogle link in the chaln of evideace necesyary to bis convictlon. He is a Ohicsgo production, born here twenty- seven years ago. When the war broke out the father enlisted in a company which afterward became part of the Fifty-seventh Regiment of Illinois Vol. unteers, commanded by Colonel Baldwin, at present Clty Gas Inspector. During the campalgn through Kentucky and Tennessee, the prisoner yesterday stated to The Herald reporter, his mother cc- companled her husband on the march and was with him in the camp, at the bivouac, on the ratrest, in the hospital and amid the clash of arms. At theclcwe of the first dsy's fight at Shiloh his father’s name was included upon the list of those recorded as among the ‘‘dead and missing.” While the Federal forces lay sheltered from the enemy’s guns by the banks of the Tenn River, pray- his father was breught in on a stretcher suffering from wounds that subsepuently caused his death. In the second day of that histor- ic engsgement a shell from one of the rebel guns exploded in the midst of a crowd of non-combatants, and hisfmother was among the victims. He was but a *‘kid"” then, he relates, but the spectacle of her mangled form, covered, with an srmy blanket, awaiting the grave-digger, is as porfoctly impressed npon his mem- ory as it was twenty-three years ago on the blood-stained field to Pittsburg Land- il For twenty years she has slept the sleep of sanctified rest, he says, and thoufl! the lines of his life have not been pleasant places he is happy In the 0 that she did not survive to wit- s degradation. Upon resching boyhood he struggled for & bare subsls- tence, and since he attalned manhood has gained an honest livelihood as the reward of honest toll, Bince his marriage he has been employed by Lomax and others in this clty, He also traveled with theatri- cal combinations, and by industry and economy lald by a small amount from his monthly earnings to be used when his child should be permitted to avall himself of the educational opportunities denled to the father, Last fall he was carried sway with the excltement incident to the cleotion, He was & member of a Demo- * | 1dentlfy goods recovered since his arrest. oratic clab, and ventared his resources on Harrlson's election as Governer, In the hope of recovering his money he sought the gaming table, and in all $800 was swept into the coffers of the games conducted at 91 Clark street, 76 and 77 Halsted street, and at the rooms of Geotge Hutkis, Ponnlless, without an occupation, and unable to obtaln work, he yielded to temptation and begah the caresr of a thief. His great work was done at the hotise of Mr. Flass, West Adams street, where he secured s watoh and chain. Emboldened by success he continued his nefarions trespasses antll captured, near- ly a month ago, as he was endeavoring to dispose ef a pair of opera glaeses in a Halsted sttect pawnshop, He admits uilt, and {s ready to suffer the pen: ties of the crimes. fim he inslsts that all the charges formulated agalnst him are not founded In fact, and his only nolicitude seoms o be for his wife and Iittle son. Yesterdsy the court.room was crowded with persons who came to A number of those present were exam- ined, and at tho concluslon of the evi dence Justice Woodman held him in bonda aggregating $26,500 for his appear- ance betore the Criminal Court. {HIBIT, —— THE NEBRASKA E JRR T It Will be Transferred From New Orlesns to the St. Lous Ex- position, St Louis Republican, Mr, James Aglar, general agent of the Unlon Paciflo, with headquarters in St. Louis, writes Secrstary Johnson from New Orleans that he has secured the promise from Gov. Furans of Nebraska that the exhibit of the state, now at the World’s fair, shall be in place in the St. Louls exposition befora September. This is, undonbtedly, one of the finest and moet Ingenious dlsplays at New Orleans, snd the exposition managers are deeply gratoful to Mr, Alger for this, ano:her proof of his unwearying efforts to further the success of the coming autumn. Goy. Furnas s a commisioner from ebraska and will personally see that the exhibit in {ts entirity 1s shipped to St. Louis If the board can furaish the im- mense space required, The design is the Bartholdl statue and the long-locked-for- not llkely-soon-to-be-realized pedestal, worked out In the grassess and grains of the great northwest, In height it meas- ures fully forty feet and will occupy about sixty square fect of space. Secre- tary Johnson falrly beamed with delight and took his afternoon constitutional with more than usual ardor. e —— YOUNGMEN!—KEAD THIS. TaE Vorraio Berr Co., of Marshall, Mich,, offer to send their celebrated ELEOTRo-VOL- TA10 BELT and other ELECTRIO APPLIANCES on trial for thirty days, to men (young or old) afflicted with nervous debility, loss of vitality and manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for rheumatism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many other diseases, Complete restoration to health, vigor and manhood guaranteed. No risk 18 incurrod as thirty days trial is allowed, z:l'rite them at once for illustrated pamphlet 00, e ——— A RINK ROMANCE. Another Ohio Heiress Elopes With a Skater. A Toledo, Ohio, dispatch says: Another elopement of a rich young heiress with a skating-rink manager is the sensation to- day in Wood county, twenty miles south of this elty. The girl 15 Mabel West, danghter of Charles West, a buslness man ot New York, who s living with his aunt in Bowling Green, and has a large fortune in her own right. James Strouse kept the rink at Bowling Green, and his attentlons to Mabel became so notorlous she was forbidden to attend the rink. Strouse has just been divorced, from his wife, whom he marrled a year sago. Mabel continued to see him, and on Sat- urdey night, under pretence of visiting a neighbor, she eloped with Strouse, going without any hat, wrap or baggage, and rlding eighteen miles in an open buggy. They mlssed a train for Tontogany and wero detalned on Sunday on a_telegram. They essaped, however, and went to Despler, where they were overtaken to- day by relatives, = When the relatives reached there they could not find Strouse, As the party were boarding a traln Mabel again escapod, gotting on a freight train on the Baltimore & Ohlo road, and re- joined her lover at Foatoria, = To-night news was recelved that the girl had been recaptured. Strouse’s whereabouts is un« known, e ——— TELEGRAPH NOTES, The Anchuset mill, at New Bedford, Mass., started up to-day, Extra police forco will be at the gatos to prevent trouble, Connecticut will celebrate Gen, Grant's 634 birthday. Arbeiter hall, Detroit, was destroyed by fire Sunday morning. Loss $15,000, insur- ance $600. Thirty-seven bodies in all have becn re- covered from the rums of tho Vicksburg fire. Five were buried Sunday, The funeral was the largest over seen in the city, Forest firas have been burning unchecked for fifty miles on each side of the Blue Ridge mountains for several days, entailing groat s, Eightoen buildings wore consumedzby firo at Randolph, N, Y., Bunday evening, The Continental Brewing company's estab- lishment ot Philadelphia was destroyed by fire Sunday morning. Lous, $50,(00, Insured. Ten bodies were found in & cabin near Leadville, Victims of a snow slide two weeks g0, “‘Brewster, attorney general,” isin Wash- ington and will testify In the star route jeuy bribery case. —— Economy is Wealth, New York Sun, A farmer and his wife went Into & den- tlst's, ‘‘How much do you charge tor filling teoth?” asked the farmer. ‘“From $2 to $5. “An’ how much for pullin'}" Ity cents.” “‘Marlar,” he sald, turning to his wife, “tyou'd better get It pulled.” —e— STOP THAT COUGH By using Dr. Frazier's Throat and the only sure cure for Cougl and Sore Throat, and B, Hoarseness all diseases of the throat and lungs, Do mot neglect a cough. It may prove fatal, Scores and hundreds of grateful people owe their lives to Dr, Frazier't Throat and Lung and no family will ever be without It after once using it, and discovering its marvelous power, It is put up in large family bottles and sold or the szall price of 75 centa per bottle, Sold Kuhp & Ce. and 0. ¥, Goodman, Last of the Log O Pittsburg Dispatch. An old landmark, the bullding owned by George Bwords, In the heart of the oity, was torn down in Steubenville, Ohlo, the other day, It was tha old house in the clty, the last of the log houss 1t was bullt o 1810. The lot was originally purchased in 1808 for $45, sold in 1814 for §265, the following year for 8700, in 1846 for §1,7560, and In 1872 for $5,000. It was weather-boarded forty-five years ago. n Landmarks. SIGN PAINTING IN THE ROUGR' How Fences Are Danbed With Al Sorts of Advertisements, “No," sald an advertising sizn paloter, “It doesn’t take much money nor enter. prise to etlok a few thonsand little adver- tising bosrds along the rellway lines and wagon roads, It is sll very cheap, That board there, for Instance, six Inches by three feet in size, costs only $30 a thous- and, That's only 3 cents aplece, Very, very cheap. A couple of cheap boya with a cheap horse and wagon ocan put up 200 of ‘om In & dsy. The lsnafln; in all done by stencll. You can get 'em four feet long for $40 a thousand, five feot for 860, and so on. Take that heavy board with the trimming, a foot wide and slx feet long, painted in and white —that's only 60 cents when ordered in 500 or 1,000 lots. That will wear many years. Thers lan't as much cf the slgn advertising business done as there was years sgo. The newspapers are monopolizing everything. This ‘snipe work’ along the railroad fences and coun- try ronds hangs oat about as well as any- thing. Of course the patent medicine firms send out thelr own men, who do nothing else but travel and palut. We have done a good deal of that work for Chicago merchants. Asa rale ‘sniping {n the best, as it doesn’t cost anything. Woe stick them on anywhera, But where there is really a good fence or barn It is unually taken up right quick. Fencs aro sometimes sold, but not often. Barns usually bring $5. There are mighty fow farmers that won't permit thelr barns to be daubed for 85, though once in a while wo striko a crank that you couldn’t buy for love or money. I remember one case out In the Niles Center gravel road, A farmer had just put up a beautiful barn, with cleatings, cupols, weather vane, evergthing nico. 1t was already for the painters. We came along and found the farmer gone to town. His wife was at home. Did they want the barn painted for nothiog? She was wundeclded. Finally she wanted a pew cloak and we gave her an order for $5 toward the new cloak on the house we were working for, and told her, we'd palnt the barn nlcely and the little advertisement wouldn't hart it. The cloak order caught her and we went to work. When we got throogh with the barn it was black from gutter to gable, roof and all, except where we had put on the white fetters. Just as we got through the farmer came home. He hard- Iy knew his own place and came near driving by. Mad? He was the maddest man you ever saw. He was golng to ar- rest us, shoot us, burn the barn down and such things. But his wife got her cloak and the black and whita barn atill stands. “Sometimes we work a good fence on the sly. Many a time have I crawled through a field on my hands and feot, with my bucket and brash hung around my neck, In order to get toa fence and got it painted unobserved. I painted a splendid fence once, and was nearly all afternoon at it, when the owner was planting petatoes on the other alde of it. Once he actually sat down on top of the fence, and when he got up had & streak of paint horizon'allyacross his pantaloons. But he never discovered the job until after I got away. When a job like that 18 done there isn’t much use to kick."” piscpmives e g Ctildren can’t be poisoned by the use of Red Star Cough Uare. No bad effecte. — — A Cowboy in a Sleeping Car. Exchange, ““Where do I camp?” he inquired and he was shown the lower berth next to me.” “That's my pigeon hole, Is 1t7 All think most of us will get away preti; soon now, as we are about through witl our work."” *“Do you think of leaving us soon?" Inquired the president, with earnestners, “I—~I was thinking of it,” came the reply, slowly and nervously. “Well,” sighed the president, ‘‘if there is ylh|n§ that I can do for yon you can just address me here at the White Hous We got the malls promptly.” The member took the hint, and, ris- Ing, remarked that ho might leave to- night, to which the president sald: ““‘You may tell other congressmen that Iwill attend promptly to any'request they may make by mail.” e — Deserving of Confldence,—There is no article which so richly deserves the entire confidence of the community as BrowN's BroNCHIAL TrocHES, Those suffering from Asthmatic and Bronchial diseases, Coughs and Colds, should try them, Price 25 cents, —e— A Cowboy at the Rink, Carson Appeal, Last night & cowboy feom up near Wolf craek, came into the opera house skating rink, and Ina gruff voloe demanded a pair of ekates. “I've been palntin’ the burg red to- nigll;nt, and I guess I'll daub alittle on ths rin *‘Ever akated before on rollersi” asked Mr. Richard. “No, but I'm & h—— tearer at any thing, I am, I howl when 1 ceme in and Ull turn this rink a somersault, the first fl'p out of the box.” “‘All right, mister, hero’s a palr,” sald Mr. Richard, who had just gressed the rollers. The cowboy got the skates on his feet, and cocklog his hat to one side drew a six-shooter and bounded through the door with a wild whoop that startled every- body, but it wasn’t have so loud as the nolse he made when he sat down all of & sudden on the floor. As his feet went up in the air, and he came down with a bang the expression on his face was a study. **So you'll cavort with me, you buck- ing galoot,” he said as he rose up llke a man who was golng t> break a mule, Then he gave a wild lurch to the left, swept his leg In a half clrcle, came back and hit the floor a terrible whack with the back of his head, while his six-shoot- er spun across the floor Into the corner. Just as he was about to rise, a blg fat woman came along like a quarter horse and struck him in the ribs with buth feer, Then some boys skated over him, and fell over him. He rose game but groggy for the next round, and went down again at the bare sight of a sweet young miss of twelve whom he was afraid of going to skate on him. He now gave up the sport and began to crawl on his hauds and knees for the door, which wasn’t far away, howling like a coyote whenever he heard anybody coming too near, Some of the boys hauled him out into the ante-rvom and then took off his skates, One of them picked up his re- volver, which wasn’t loaded, and handing it to him, advised him to walk to Reno. The fe'low limped out of the place, lame In every joint, remarking, ‘‘as a son of a gun on wheels 1 ain't much.” ——— Can Be Had it Wanted, “‘Have you any malaria here!” asked a lady who was looking at a rural boarding place for ber family. ‘“Well,” said the landlady, “‘we hain’t gone none jlat now; folks haven't asked for it;but we'll get it for your family if you want it.” Most folks get malarla without wanting it. To get rld of {ts noxious effects, use Brown’s Iron Bitters. Mrs. S. R. MacDonald, right, old eon; just watch my motion while I file myself in.” At this junctare he was desired to turn over his revolver to the porter, which he declined to do in a most spirited manner. *+‘Old dad (hls revolver) and me always sleep together, and we don’t want no di- vorce,"” he eplained. The conductor remonstrated, but was ldfihad not to try to “‘brald this mule's all.” “‘This here's a sleeping car, aint il?" he | at length Inquired. “Yes." “Well, why In —— don't you let pes- ple sleep, then, when they've pald and gone into your game? If you’re alming to keep people awake and want company, just dance into the next oar; there's lots of folks there; don’t want to sleep no how and 1)l be glad to see you,” The conductor withdrew, and my frlend pulled off his boots and stretched him- self, with many comments In an under- tono on the poverty of the surroundings. In abont ten minates this erratlc person had his head out in the alsle. “'Say, you boy,"— to the porter. ‘‘Well, sah.” ¢‘Come a runnin,” The porter drew near and was handed a pillow about as blg as a pin cushion. *‘Take that gooseha’r thing away,” commanded the cowboy. Don’t you want a plilow, sah?”’ asked the porter, “Taat aint no plilow, and I don’t want it, Bo how; I'm afrald 1t'll get into my ear. After this sllence, and for a short time Islept. I roused up, however, at an ex- clamation on the part of my neighbor, ‘‘Hold on there, my son, jist drap them boots.” “I was only jest gwine to black ’em boss " “Drap ‘em,” They drapped. “Jost gwine to pull them spurs, 1 reckon. Now, don’t monkey around my camp, taklng things no more. If you want anythiog speak for It. Ifyou can't eak mak ns, and if you can’t make hake & llg"Y X ush. You har me?”’ ! " After this sllence. sgain kept approving ti 1 slept without interruption. —— mallod on receipt | Kuba & Co. and 0. ¥. Goodman. ———— The President and the Congress ‘Washington Letter to the Indianapolis Journa) A congressman who called at the white fanoy little dialogue The statesman had been visiting the white house daily for house to day had with the president, three weeks In the interest of a conatitu ent who wanted an sppointment. not in session?’ the presldent inquired. replied the member; “‘we t little of the time that con- gress is not at work, aren’t you?” ‘But few of us, comparatively.” gressmen every day”—sgnificant], ‘‘Do you?" with & look of surpr “Yes; I have they would all The wheels and , snd the car , and presently ‘Do you congressmen spend much of the time st your homes when congress is “Nearly all of you men are here now, “‘I receive & good many calls from con- quorum every day, if “'Well," stammered the member; ‘1 New Haven, Conn., says: I suffered feom malaria_ for nearly six years. Brown’s Iron Bitters cured me complete- e —— A Ohicage Girl's Revenge, “Paps,” ald a gushing G gitl, *‘who was It originated geous slander about the aize of a Chicago irl's feet?"” With a forced smile the fond father re- plied: *‘It was started simultaneously several years ago by a number of St. Louls scribes in order to divert sttention from thelr elephantiae ears,” “Thank you, paps.” said the sweet glrl, and she went to her writ!ng-desk and begen her graduatlon essay as fol- lows: “St. Louis men never suffer from frozen ears except when g:ey forget to tie them up over their heads.” e 1s it not Singular that consumptives should be the least ap- prehensive of their own condition, while all thelr frlends ara urging and beeeech- Ing them tobo more careful abont ox- posure and overdolng, It moy well be consldered ono of the most alarming symptoms of the diseaso, where the patient is recklens and will not believe that he le In danger. Reader, If you are in this condition, do not neglect the only menns of recovery. Avold exposure and fatigue, be regular in your habits, and use fatthfally of Ur. Plerce’s ‘‘Golden Medical Discovery.” It has saved thous- ands who were steadily fallin Now They're Going to Tap General Grant, “Did you hear the news?" “‘Noj; what ls 1t7’ ““‘Why, Grant's doctor's have held an- other consaltation and decided that their treatment has been a great succes, but that now something elte must be done, They say sl thelr work, alr of mystery, thelr bulletins and thelr grave fears were designed to prepare for the coming opera- tlon. The General must be tapped.” “Tapped? Where?" “‘In the pocketbook, of course,” —— Three Reason Why every one needs, and should take Hood's Sarsaparilla In th ing:— 1st: Beoause the system is now In greatest need. Hood's Sareaparilla gives strength, 2d: Booause_the blood 18 slugglsh and al Sarsapari! fier. Take it now, e —— Rather Thin, Texas Siftings, time, Austin avenue, markably thi living skeleto: *‘What ha The walter was Irish potatoes, shad, minoe-ple—-"" ““Got all t have you! les out of your vesti” Back Ache? Hunt diseases. Sick Headache! Plles, constlpation, p are all cared by Hunt's [Kidney and bilious headache and dysj speedll, Liver] ‘hmady, paia, v THE CHEAPEST PLACE IN OMAHA TO BUY Foll=RsN =T e{/=R=E Is AT DEWEY&STONES’ One of the Best and Largest 8tocks in the United States To Select From. NOESTAIRS TO CLIMB. ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR CICARETTE Smokers whoare willing o pay a little mor for Cigarettey han 'n'i"i':'fi‘iw’z'%‘r’a'fi' slor&hn ordinary trade Clgar: ettes, w! ind e R T SUPERIOR o allogher e A AT S YT No, ! y aromade from the brightest, most delicately flavored, and highest cost gold leat grown {n Virginta, and are absolately witiove AbULT RRATION oF draga. 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Im BREWING GO, BEER o Milwaukee. Wis. GUNTHER & CO., Sole Bottlers. 0 boaa put on_ #alo obsorve tnat cach T8 CUT SHOWS A SECTICNAL VIBW OF OUR| Naw Polar, Dry Air. Seif Ventilatin HARD WOOD REFRIG ERATORS Manufactured In the most perf from kilo-dry osk lumber - ha zino lined, Falvanised coa shilves, hand'| somely paneled and designed for the wanta) of o class of trade that want tho best goods that can he made, Partios wishing speclal sizes can Save from 15 to 20 Per Cent, By plac.ng orders now. W. L. WRICHT 13th Street," Bet. Farnam &Harney | OMAHA. 4s, A, EDNEY, W. A L. GreBoN Edney & Gibbon, IRON, STEEL HEAVY HARDWARE Solicit the attention of cash and prompt time buyers. Will duplicate eastern wholesale prices, adding freight to Omaha, 1217 and 1219 Leavenworth St. BERACHNA KAENHOBHANCY 1 have an entirely new stock of Choicest Woolen Clothing Pants for $3, 84, 85 and $6, Worth Double thal Amount. Suits for 810, 812.5‘,((1). $15, $17.60 and A AN 5 =V, ‘Workmanship and Fit Guaranteed. This offer should bring us many new customers, % Elgutter's Mammoth Clothing House, 2 1001 Farnam, Corner 10th Sts. Richards &Glarke: Muachinery &Castings v e. Omaha, b. pecialties AUTOMATIC ENGINES SLIDE VALVE ENGINES, | PORTABLE ENGINES, WATER WHEELS, STEAM BOILERS, STEAM PUMPS, ENGINE GOVERNORS, WATER-WHEEL GOV'NORS HEATERS ANO FILTERS. ROLLER MILLS, SHAFTING -PuLL SOUTH OMAHA. The Advantage of Settling in the New Towa The title *“Bouth Omaha” doesnot mean the southern part of the ity of Omaha.but is the name of the thriving town commencing at the Union Stock yards on the south, and extend ing for & mile and & half north, nearly connecting with thecity limits of Om: The company have again concluded to put on sale 1,000 lots, and let the purchasers of th ealize the profit which the enhanced value of these lota is sure to mak It now being an assured {act that South Omaha is destined—in the near future—to be the largest live stock market west of Chicago, there can be no doubt that thie property in & few years will be worth five or even ten times the amount that it can be bought for to-day, 1f this Is so, why do not the compay keep it and realize this profit that in order to make lots valuable, there must be improvements on or sur ounding them, and as is the case in all new towns, special inducements must be offered first to get the people to take hold and build, There are probably more such inducements offered by South Omaha than were ever pu forth by any new town. The large business done by the stock yards compauy sud the ime mense slsughter and packing houses together with their auxilaries are no small feature 1n the ARTegate of cvents that are deatined b0 ‘make South Omabs a large place. ‘Again, the town is not an addition to Omaha, and is not liable for city taxes, lthough it enjoyu all the benofits from the growth of Omaha that it would if it were just INSIDE the city Limits, but being just OUTSIDE, only county taxes are collected, which are merely nomiual. The town owns and its own water works, which furnish an abundsot uu‘:p)y of pure spring water, Dam. my trains will ron oo the B, & M. and U, P, railways every hour, stoppiog at rth end of the town site as well as at the stock yards, The Thirteenth street horse cars will run to Hascall's park this rlnfr. and to tho stock yards st no distant day. The high altitude makes the location & healthy one. Of course there are those who do not believe that South Omahs will amount to much, This kind of people didn’s believe Chicago would ever be anything bstter than & cranberry , that Omaha would ever outgrow ber village clothes, that there never could be any fruit raised in Nebraska, etc, ete, Who made it win? The sceptics, or_those that had an abiding faith 1n the energy, intelligence and resourses of this great country? For information, maj %neu and terma apply at the company’s office, 216 8, Thirteenth strect, Merchant's National Bank Building, first floor, M. A, UPTON, Asst, Sec’y and Manager, ELEVATOR CUP: ELEVATOR BOLTS, ARCHITECTURAL WORK . BRIOGE 1RON, WROUGHT & CAST IRON, REPAIRS OF ALL KINDS, BRASS (ASTINGS. SASH WEIGHTS, WELL AUGERS, BRICK YARD CASTINGS, YS HANGERS &'BoxEs BRUSH MACHINES, SMUT MACHINES, SEPARATORS, CORN SHELLEAS) CORN CLEANESS, BOLTING CLOTH, CENTRIFUGAL REELS, SCALPING REELS, LEATHER & RUB'R BELT'G

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