Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 5, 1884, Page 2

~— OMAHA DAILY BEE ~SATURDAY, APRIL 5. 1834, e _ - D e——— 1S UNPAILING ANXD INFALLIBLE SUMARIT s o E},‘purmir Fits, n!n Spasm, Palling v‘“ Sickness, Convul- elons, 8t. Vitus Dance, Alcohollsm, Opfam Eating, Seminal Weakness, Im- potency, Syphilis, Scrofula, and all Nervous and Blood Diseases. §37~To Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, hants, Bankers, Ladies and all ‘whose Merchants, B: ‘smployment cau B N reralaritics of the blood, stomach, Powels o kidnegs, or who requlre a nerve + ane o wine s invaluabie. 1: (THE) s (THEYGREAT) wonderful I""igor- ‘DEBUE DR. 8. A, RICHMOND l'uh:‘mm 0., Sole m-l Geuiumnl. l prietars, St. fosesh, Mo - Lord, Stoutenburgh & Co.,*Agents, Chleago Il Joh, Hoff’'s Malt Fxtract, THE GREAT NUTRITINE TONIC ! fonic, appetizer ot stimulent, Samaritan Ner- ant that ever sustain- War taetimo AU IRIE AT RTATID. Y GRET THE GENUINE, recommen the Medical Prof = ‘ sion in all wasting d N Consumption. Genoral Debility, Nervousnoss, pepsia. 1a not « medicine, but & nu'ritive food, building up the system hy it own tonic powers, and by it ald In assimilating w8 other food, Beware of counterfeits, The genu- inois always put up in@§¥ i stylo of bottlo as in out, ffiFrei) and bears the name of Tarrant & Co,, [ Sole Agents for the Uni [ ted States and Briti-h) Provinoes of North Amer loa, 978 Greewioh St., N, Y. Price $1.00 per doz. | g saAxovI g by S N . p 8, AuI0xovLT, WOODBR'DGE BROS,, 215 OPERA HOUSE, OMAHA, NEB. Sole Agents for the World-Renowned STECK, Decker & Son, and Hallett & Cunston Pianos. Also manufacturers and wholesale dealers in Organs and Muslcal Merchandise, I garsend for Prices. m& DR. FELIX LE BRUN'S G G PREVENTIVE AND OURE, FOR EITHER SEX. The remedy being injected £0 tho seat of the diseaso, required no change of dlct or_nausoous, mercurial or poisonous medicines to be taken inter- nally, When used a8 a proventivo by either sex, it s wapossible to contract uny private diseasc; but in the oado of thowe wlready unfortunataly afticied wo guar. antoe $h100 boxes to oure, or wo will rofund the mon. oy. Price by mall, postage pald, $2. box or three Doixes for 8. g WRITTEN GUARANTEES 1s6ued by alluthorized agonts, B Dr FelixLe Brun&Co, SOLE PROPRIETORS O F. Goodman, Drugght Sole Agent, ! b, wly V. 0. Wesr's Nenve Avp Duare Theat h . - ..:1.'.%:5 fidapa) Pross ‘5 tho Tirain. resalting in i t, mivery, docay und‘dea re Old Age, Burrenncea, Neural cnre any casa, With esc) nnlnrnmmwm Boxes, accompanicd with Kok, wo w! parcl the mouey soure, Guurautees issusa oniy .D.h ¥, GOODMANXN, Druggist Agents for Oma o . 8. H ATWOOD, Plattsmouth, - . - - - BRNADSK OF THOROUGHEKND AND HIOH ORADN HEREFORD AND JERSEY CATTLE AND DUROC OR JERSNY RED SWINE beauty. ITX DS Mook v sla. . Corvemondencs waligited canopy 18 formed by two squares o placed shat corners of the upper devend over l‘:lu n Each of the wide Pompa- come 81, LOUIS PAPER WAREHOUSE. eight points Is *? | dour Luce, wakis in plain or brooade satin, and some of fine }mm French cretonue are quite us attract. ve s auy of the astin affairs aud just as ele- tly tinished. To black satin, lined with te or twilled silks, or in white satin, richly 'WHOLESALE DEALERS % |PAPERS, (%8 BUVELOPES, CABD BOARD AXD tor of all & MENDELSONN, Housc-Cleaning Horrors, Taking down the piotnres, Dusting off the wall “Not at homo this morning” Should thers bo a call, Tonst and eggs for breakfast - Things turned upside down Wife and girls a-jawing Husband skips for town, Taking up the carpets Tacks and dust for lunch Boy, for asking questions, Gota from ma & punch, Washing off the windows Doors all opon wido She with pail and dust pan Used to be my bride, No fire in the furnace Rell goos on a ring “Cloaning house to-day, m'm First day of the spring.” Night—A dootor calling— Wife done up in bed. Husband seoota for drug store; Clerk asks who is dead. Night reporter's item: ““Coronor had a ring For a ‘stift’ found floating— Health is Wealth’ &3 oy y‘olh for Hysteria, Dizzi. by tho e fees, Montu) Do Tavol Tooses ifi’ drmaty 1 ‘cutsod by over-oxortion of \E‘. raln, ot or over-indulgence. X treatment. coutains ntaine }M L oo to re §# tho treatmott dous not e ny WRAFPING | Ran! whil Firat one of the spring.” Verdict of the jury— Foroman, ly old mouse— “Suicide from torment, Caused by cloaning house.” ~[Chicago Herald, o —— HONEY FOR THE LADIES, When the wind blows great guns it pla; havoo with Iadies’ bangs, “Finger nails cameod, price $25 and up- wards,” is the sign of a Philadelphia artist, Girls who haven't yet taken advantage of leap year have resolved that it gives them the privilege of propusing for the fco-creatn, Bonnets grow from microscopic dimensions to eccentric shapes and enormous size, and then suddenly become smaller than ever, Professional beauties are said to bo going out of fashion in England. The advent of the American beauty has driven them out of the market. A ! Philadelphian has discovered that a “wealth of sunt.y, volden hair” chauges to an able red in color about six months aftor marriage. A busy domestic scene: Girl in the parlor putting down carpots, mother in the kitchen putting down peaches, and little boy in the pantry putting down jam. Ladies who never owned one now go into crowded drug stores and say ‘‘Ploase give me twenty-five cents worth of camphor to pack away my sealskin sacque in.” A 8t. Paul girl is so thin that her lover has to take two turns around her with his arms before she can enjoy merely average comfort from a hug.--[Bismarck Tribune, ‘When a Sioux City girl wants her feller to go home she lets down her back hair, A Bur- lington girl's generally comes down by that time, anyway.—[Burlington Free Press, A Georgia_girl s seven feot high, When her lover wishes to whisper burniug words of affoction in her ear he is oblized to use a step- indder and a balancing pole.—[Bismarck Tribune, In Wurtemberg girls are not allowed to dance round_dances until they are sixteen years old, How nice! Thoy are just the right age then to begin to want to.—[Burlington Froe Press, When a Boston girl desires to shake a lover she says: “You will greatly oblige me by making your oxit.” In Montana, whero I piiage s oare, the girl simply points to door and says: “Git!” Gi A Dallas, Texas, man has lost three daugh- tors by elopement this wintor. He looka so «atisfind with himself that the girls are begin- :iug to suspect that he furnished the rope lad- dora himself,~ [Philadelphia Call. “‘Pink Dinnera” have now taken the place of “blue ones” in Now York't fashionable circlos, Eoverything fn tho room I plalk, and tho favors include a horn of plenty to which wasty pink streamors are attached, The bang has fallen into disfayor among the fashionable ladies, They never knew the rosl hideousness of the thing until it was adopted by the giddy young men who sharpen their toeth on cone hends and umbrella handles. Sealakin sacques should be very reasonable In prico next season, One vossel has just ar- rived b St, Johns, N, F., with 28, caught within five days, and reports that two o0 chay other vessels with 55,000 more are following, “And do your wurkmen,” asked a London visitor of a Lancashire mill owner, “do your workmen really livein those hov +Cer- alaly not,” repliod the master. *They only sloep there, They live in myfmill”~[The Contemporary Review. *No," said fond mother, speaking prondly of her_ twenty-five-year-old daughter; *no, Mary isn't old enough to marry yet. She cries whenever any one scolds her, and until sho becomes hardened enough to' talk back, vigorously, she isn't fit for u wife.” Gray is to be tho fashionablo travelling drass for ladie this s ason, either of cloth or fino woolen goods, All the various tints will be worn, from the very lightest tint to the dark stone-gray, They will be made plainly and tight-Hitiag, with jackets of the same material, No Norwsgiun girl s permitted to have o beau until she can buke bread, and the conse- quence is $hat she is en adept in that culinary art long before she mastors the arts of dano ing, painting frightful looking objects ou plagues, mud spolling brass by hwmmering it ¥ [Norriatown Herald, At what idiooy will the frivolous female mind hositute? Shallow girls in Chicago are woaring wies in imitation of Ellen Terry's blonde frizres, and one denler says he ha 827 of them lready. In order to wear the Omaha | wigs properly the woarer's natural halr must ba partly or entirely removed. Ho was just on_the point of proposing and she, with & palpitating hoart, was straining her ear to cal hoarwhon a little mouse_ran across the floor. “Did sho scream o faint?” you ask. Oh, no, goutle inquiror, sho aid not, She paid_no at- Tention to the touse,— (¥ hiladelphia Call. “And 80 you " gaid Edith to her aaid Marle, enthustasticall gu’l : not doing auything “Oh, but he he's DOW, blows on the harmonicon ferent in this country, It i an American then wear [Chicago Bun, uny brides will not have plain gold bands fashion is coming a8 0 D Narrow bunds of gold, with snall others iwmitating fvy and oak loaves preclous stones, and mingled with diamond: mirrors and gold kangaroos on their wate talking with _pretty girl ho is afraid to say, kauraroo you have on your or foar that sho will reply. “What a pre watch-chain! “'Oh, no, indeed! that is only a little mirror,” ~ Burlington Free Press, Parasols proper arejdaintior than ever, and f dl-uluuui-hlod - show oue or two new shay Of this class 'he Star.” straight sides of the under, which is of twilled silk to form the lining, M:m.d wit blo festoons. These embrol , these are exquisite. Color is agog from the tops of our parasols to the toss of our stockivgs and wi ch beautiful study in chromatics as Bwr's o uer window gave to all the pasing throngs | ''Ked hosiery display, one dare ot el s s o s saviug vnly somber trucw or Blooklngs are. as' 10uch & v Sats wselves as the fancies of the ‘\nu\hu,mdfid: s this Tast week iu ¢ talk about the sto:kings selves, h the words sho #o longed to aro engaged to Mr, Flap- Jhae fzlond, Marle autifully, 1t is the sustom for an Atheniau girl to wear 8. { on hor head all the money she posses in ordor that any young man desiring to marry hor may kaow how much har dowry is, 1t is dif s the custow for rl to marry her young man and I of his money on her head,— and rubles set -luyr, n ows of small pearls are used for weddivg Hi "S0ylish Ladios are woaring little gold-framed woman who beauty was never so ea- baauty as some of these stockings show, say, for_instance, those with pale blue insteps, melting o languidly into the mystery of the blnck web that forma the main part of the stocking, coming np like a little sandal abount the foot and joining the toes where the dreamy blue caresses them under little notchos like the cirri of & Junesky. inch season adds a nower anv and per. foction to parasols and umbrellas. One of tares in hoth 1s the patent atch for holding the parasol or umbrella open or closed, The old wire apring, an enemy to gloves and patience and general| t neoded, belongs to the de of the Weichsell African bamboo, past. The sticks are r the German cherry-w palm fibre and other taught to grow when green into fantastic shapes, curling ten. drils, spiked roots and large rings which ara convenient for the wrists; box-wood, which is stained of a dark color and carved in reliof, and white holly treated in the same manner, engraved on_the polished white surface with black incised lines, Other sticks are fashionod to receive the decorations at the handle of knobs of Doulton ware, very much like Scotch agatoes. Some of tho balls that complete han dles are of sterling silver In filigree decorated with gold buttertfies and flowers in relief. — A Fashionable Penitent, Don't you think that my new uit iy stylish? You weo it's the trus Lenten gray, Low's is black, but T think this better; More appropriats, too, every way. Then just look at tho little nun's bonnet, With almost no trimming, you see; And the chatelaine with prayor book hung on it, 1 think it's as cuto as can be. You know it's the latest Fronch fashion To dress very plainly in Lent, And lay aside jewels and luce, To show your roligions intent. So T made up my mind that this season, For a chaogo, I'd be very devout, But that church twice day is fatiguing 1 shall find ero Lent’s over, no donbt. Tt fsn't the afternoon service But getting up early, I mind, Still, the giris are all going to do it, And I don’s waut to be leit behind, Bosides, the now curate is charming; His roading in perfectly sweet, Fanny Harris is silly about him That girl has no end of concert! Why, she really thinks he admires her; S0 she goes in for church work, you know; That's why sho's so awfully pious— Good-bye, if you really must go. Mrs, M. P, Handy in Havper's Bazar, Sy RELIGIOUS, A colored Salvation Army has Charlotte, S, C. Good Friday on the 11th and Easter Sunday on tha 138th ot April, The revised version of the O1d Testament will be issued complete in September. A carload of Mormon converts left Knox- villo, Tonn., early last week for Utah, Olifo_has 604 Presbyterian churches; Illi- nois, 476; Miunesota, & now state, compara- tively, has 211, Mr. Spurgeon has just fallon heir to o large fortuno left. by the late Joseph Pool, of Lei- cester, England. Moody and Sankey aco revorta fo be labor. ing with great success among the poorer classos of London. The Collegiste Reformed church in Now York, foundod in 1626, iy the oldost ecclesias- tical corporation in the United Statos. Threo new bishops will probably bo elected esioged ‘the | by the Methodist (eneral Conference to mast in Philadelphia on May 1, and_Chancellor Vincont, of Chautauqua arsity, and Dr. Ninde, of the Northwestarn University, are named as prominent candidates, Of 193 Congrogational churches in Wi sin, 30 have 100 members cr maore, while churzhos have less than 25 members. Baptists of that state are almost exactly equal to the Congregationalists in numbers, and also in tho relativo strength of the churches. In tha revival moetings of St. Lonis, con- ducted by Rev. Thomas Harrison, there have been 1,020 conversions. A jubilee meeting was held last weok, at which Bishop Bowman and Bishops Hargiove, of Nashville, and Por- ker, of Now Orloans, wero present and made addresser, The free churon experiment i belng tried retty widely by the piscopal churches of oston. Of the twenty-two churches and s in that city, thicteen are “free,” and in the diorese more than half are *‘free” Of slight now bulldings converted or gpened dur- ing the past year, all but one are “free. The English Baptist Handbook for 1584 reports; 2,603 churches. 3,738 chapels, 1,939 pastors in charge, 303,802 members, 487,187 Sunday school scholurs. The number’ of churches has docreased in the past ten years, though the number of chapela has increase from 3,172 to 3,738, During the same period the Increase in Sunday scholars has been 100, 000, Tho Protestant churches are bo making rapld headway with in Mexico, The Presbyterin slonaries, over 7,000 communicants, and 400 children In their mission schools, The Epi copalians report 45 places of worship, 1,500 communicants and 400 scholar in their mis- slon rchools; the Mothodiata have 86 mis. sionaries and teachers, and largo number nf members in their churches, and other de- nominations are meeting with equal sucoss, e MUSICAL AND DRAMATIC, represented to eligious work have 53 mia- “Bollman”is to be the title of Suppe's next operetta, Patti says sho will sing only one more yoar in public. Mrs. Langtry will open at MoVicker's Eas- ter Monday in “A Wife's Poril.” Nilson and Sewbrich both ray that they are uncertain about coming back to America next season. Mme. Theo will make another tour of the nited Statos under the management of Mr. isu uext season, Miss Minnio Palmer will sail from Liver- pool an or about April 7, and will act in this country next season. Anton Rubinstein mado clear profit of 5,000 on the five coucerts which he gave dur- ! | ing his recent stay at Vienna, The season of twenty-tour orchestral con. certs under the direction of Mr, George Hen- schel has just closed in Boston, My, H, 8. Perkins is to make a musical tour of California, taking with him a chorus of about 100 people, giving concerts on the way. Mr. Atkine Lawrence, leading man in Bart- ley Campbell's *“Siberia” cowpany, has been ro-engaged fox the same position for next sea- #on, Genovieve Ward has been playing in_the Euat Indies, appearing at such pluces at Loy- pore, Delhi, Agra, Lucknow, Benarrs, aud Calcutta. ‘The one-hundrodth representation of “‘Aida" will soon bo given at the Grand opera house in Paris, Verdi will be ypresent, and efforts have been made to have him direct it. A new tenor, M. Goyarre, has created quite an excitementin Feauce for his superb sivging, his voice being compared with the vld fawmous vocalists R\IEBI and Mario by the veteran critics, Mary Auderson will not return to this country iu the summer, a8 reported in some quartors, She will yest in Europe, and re- open the Lyconm early in the fall with *Rowmeo aud Juliet,” Colonel Haverly will seud the largest min. sl et any 1o Loodon aad Pacts T8 Mag that has ever crossed the Atlautio. It will wall Muy 14, aud opeu ut the Drusy Lane “Theatre, Loudon, May 81 Milo, Nevads, the Amerioan prima donna, has made o great success in Paris iu *‘Lucia ” He' voico fs a.id to be pure sund flute-like in churacter, which in counection with Lier grace- [‘ ul appearan.e, wou for her & quick recogai on, ‘estival in Cincinnatl, which Mfi‘&‘i ‘153-’-:’)&. 20 to 24, the fullowing works will ba the chief attractions: Gounod's jomtion,” Hande's *Istaol lu Egypt,” Brahm's “Requiem,” Besthovew's Fitth inth Symphonies, aud copivus selectione from Wagner's “Dutchman,” '“Taonbw Lohangrin,” “Nil d “Parsifal,” Lawyer Edwin R. Root was the hero of the soason. Prices sre low, too, [hour in the Metropilitsn Opsra house, oven for the fiuess silk hoss, though one hard York, the ot bt The fshionsble i""& of prices in the p—neum:l such fi:flwi'. :..95.3‘1’{-"':19“. for flirtiog aud d [ workiugmen's school of that city, Roseip were «o nolty no ona could take any comfort In opera, and Mr. Root got up in the stalln and roade a brief and cotirteown. spench to the most offensive boxful. The andience applaunded him like a storm, aud the fools kept still the ra-b*-l the evening. London is to have an electric ballot at enster.time, The stage will be dackoned for & moment, only to be instantaneously illuami- nated with hundreds of ballet girls in armour, and every point of it pricked with stars of electric light. An ingenious Frenchman is the auther of this device, When he arrived atfthe Charing-Croes station, with his ballet dress_and machinery, he was promptly ar. rested a8 a Parisian Fenian, and had to prove his connection with the theatrical trade before he was reloased, ‘The grand orchestra being arranged by Mr, Thomms for his western tour will consist of twenty first violins, twenty seoond violins, sixteen violas, sixteen cellos, eighteen double basses, four harps, four flutes, tour piceolos, four oboes, one English horn, four clarionets, one bass clarionet, eight bassoons, ono contra bassoon, eight horns, four cornots, eight trumpets, two tubas, two ket- tledrums, ono amall drum, bass drum, and cymbals, Mr. Maploson is a &ly old prss. Ho has made as his tharo of the profits of the Califor- uin season about 61,000, and he does not pro- pose to lose this. He knows, however, that if he comes back to New York and attempts to wive such a spivg soason as he usually gives ho will probably use up all this money, and mare, too; #o he has announced that he will only give two woeks of opera at the academy in tho spring, and_for these two weeks he is oing o put on his strongest attractions— Patti and Scalchi in “‘Semiramide,” and Patti, Gerster and Scalchi in the ‘‘Hugue- nots,” will be his chief attractions for this short season, and I believe that he is uot going to take any sabscriptions, All the seats will be sold at the highest prices, and he pro- poses to take in enough mouky to more than pay his expenses. The 86,000 that he brings with him from California he will take over to Kogland and iuvest in English funds, which though they pay small rates of interest, aro pretty safe, —— The April Kool, Falr was her young and girlish faco, Her lips were uscious red a8 wine Her willowy form betrayed a graco That seemed to me to ve divine, Oue eventug at the trystine-place I asked this maiden to be mine, Uubappy, thrice unhappy youth Was L to court the crushing blow But why dblay the awful truch? She - pril-fovled 1o years ugo. Filled with ¢hastly, grim dismay, As knecling at het feot I heard This fuir but cruel an "'hat laat, uuhappy, severing word, I flutterod hopelossiy away Like some torlorn and stricken bird. For years I played cyniv's part, For years' I nursed my secrotiwoe,] And this reflection galled my heart— 8ho April fooled me years ago! Baut she is forty now and fat, And vanished all her graces aro— And many a lusty, brawling brat Pulls at her ekirts and calls her “‘ma,” And I have information that Her horrid husband tends a bar. And when I see that fleeting yoars Have changed my quandam angel so I thank my wtars, 'mid grateful tears, She April-fooled me yoars ago! ~[Chicago News. e —t— PEPPERMINT DROPS, The buckwheat cake and sousage gravy must go. You can now go to Mexico for fifty dollars, but you will findit & good deal cheaper to stay at home, A barber abont to be hanged said *‘Necks!” and then the trap-door fell. Those present . | considered v a good choke. The man who began keeping a diary at the first of the year is suill keeping it, but he now wses the pages as civaret-paper. *No,' the said sweetly, “I don’t object to the smell of a cigar; it's the smell of the smoke I don't like.”"—[ Burlington Free Pross. The way to distinguish between dairy but- ter and olcomargarine is to draw & fine_ tuoth comb through iv. 1f it comes out covered with Rair it is dudry butéer, A Philadelphia_organ-grinder has sued a woman forlibel. In amomentof exasperation she culled his poor little unoffending monkoey & dude.—Philadelphia Call. Just a8 you get comfortably fixed in a street car, the conductor always tells you to “move . And we often wonder why it is-that he never tells the other tellows to ‘‘move down?" “In tearing down a house 130 years old, in Rhode Island, lately, the workmen found a lot of leaf tobacco and 100 old-fashioned cigars,” This would seem to_indicat that at one time cigars were made of tobacco, An old lady in New York offered the dis- triot attorney six eggs as an inducement to show leniency to her son, who had been in- dicted for steuling, but the offer was refused. Egvs aro only twenty-five cents a dozen. “Why didn't T go to her assistance?” said the man who had staid in bed while his wife Iaid out » burglar, **Young man, I've had & number of tussles with the old gal, and I knew that burglar had trouble enough without my giviug him any.” The suburban citizen must seon put his lawn mower in_tune and play upon it while he is resting after his day of toil. It is dur- ing this recreation that he ealculates that, by lawn measurement, it takes about a miilion feet to make & yard. “‘Yes,” said the actor, ‘“I've had hard luck. 1'vo boon hurt in a_smush-up, had my pocket picked, my wardrobo has been burued, my wifo has eloped. But I desorve it; I don't kick, I have helped to inflict ‘Uncle Tom's Cabiu’ on this country,” In the general rejoicing over the incressed use of stamps and the decrensed use of pos- tul cards since the introduction of two-ceut postage, the people have forgotten that the change will rob a village postmastership of all the attrectiveness of that office which grows out of reading the postal cards, S ——— EDUCATIONAL. The girls at Vassar have a fire company. Eighteen colored teachers ure employed in the fiuhvum, Ton., public schools, Eighteen thousand luic mittens and wrist- lets wero mude by studsats of the Hampton Indian school lust yoar, President Seelyo of Amberst, believes in compulsory physical exercise in college. Cou, pulsory wental exercise might wlso schewe, The teachers of the Philadelphia public schools have contributed over 3700 to a fund for the relief of their fellow teschers in the Ohio valley, It is hard work to keep Arizona schools supplied with teachers from the east; the toachers soon yield to the matrimonial blan- dishments of the lonely miners. Frauce is muking great progross in the im- veient of her educationsl agencies, In thure were but 4,883 school libraries; last year, however, the nuber had increas uearly 30,000, besides 4,000 free public ibraries, Of the 40,000 Indian children now living fn this country, over 10,000 are beiug educated in nwent schools, This fuet is all the wore signiticant when itis remembered thit uo sys- tomatic work had bean undertuken uutil the latter purt of General Graut's administration, Forty Sioux Indian boys have recently ar- rived in Yaukton, Dakota, as the fist instal- mens of pupils for a school that Bishop Marty has recontly established in that city. 1his is the ouly schoul we & of the Alivghunies thut take up the work beguu by Hawptou and Carlisle, A tition ing colored childron m...%fl?. in AL wtts colored schools was sigued, without reading, by w large num- boe of minent juigsw, politiciens aud busi- uoes won, without segard o color. The open- ing sentence was: e undersigued pa- reuts of colored children,” Professor Felix Adier, chuirman of the so. dlety of Eshical culture, New York, recently published » report on’ the operatious of the There are 0 & BOUS for four cluvaos, havivg 144 pupils. taught frea haud drawing aud modeling. l’l‘hm is » well condacted department of nat- ‘un.l sclence, The recent death of Heory C. Lord, a rail- !roud prosidunt of Cinouwnadd, recalls tho fack |rhst ho and seven b wero graduated row Dartmouth colloge dwing the adwminis tration & their father, the Rev. Dr. Nathan Lord, who was prosident of tha instiiution from 1828 to 1863, Thia case is probably un- porallelod in the collegiate reeords of this country, In California they are beginning to plant mulberry trees around the lic sohool houses, #0 that the teachers may ba able to supplement their ealaries by raising silk worms during vaeation. The Silk Culture Socioty of Philadelphia suggested a similar policy fn Philadelphia, as this seems to be the only chanca of raisi nur school tenchers, — The Sealskin Sacque Must Go. A MAIDEN'S LAMENT, “Oh! Mamma, get the camphor out, o aprinkls o'er my sacque, For wpring ia here, beyond a doubt; My sealskin I must puck, 1t has sheltered mo from wintry blasts, From chilling hail and srio; 3 But whilo *‘ethorenl mildnots™ Tusts, d | corral. The senlskin sacque must go! hard to part with what we love, This parting gives us pain; Still there's a hope —there is, by jove, Next fall we'll meet again. In winter we'll ba reconciled, Till then I'll stand the blow; With summer zephyrs are so mild, “I'ho sealskin sneque must gol ““I wish in summor 'twas tha style To wear u sealukin sacque, For then nt sandy Coney Isle No attractiveness 1'd lack, Yet such & thought most foolish ie, My poor heart fills with wo When T say with lachrymary ‘phiz,’ The sealskin sacque must go.” —[John Bolivar, Jr. e IMPIETIE! Rev. Thomas 1. Bacon's parishioners askod hitn to resign, This will tickle Bismarck, 1§ Joseph Conk wore a trifla more roligious ho would muake & very good uowspaper para- graphist. A church organ in Goorgia, not working sat- isfactorily, was examined and found to con. tun & dead frog. Not much musicin dead fro, certaiuly. ve contests aro not nnknown to the fair sex. Did you ever teo s young lady putting on i pair of tight kids while the last bell is tolling for church Sunduy morning? By anew law in Arkansas no saloon_can be built within 640 rods of a church, But the natives dodge this luw by building the saloon first. Then they erect the church rizht across the rond. The first record of a ballet show is found in that part of the Bible where Moses is_spoken of as coming down from Sinai aud findiug the men of Ieracl bowing down before a calf, Dr. Perry, lato bishop of Melbourne, used to relate that on one of his official rounds he was dining at settier's cabin “in _tho bush”; his plate bocame ompty of the solitary veg- etable comprised fn the primitivo bill of fare; and then oue of his host’s juvenile sons— sup- posing “Lord” and “God” to bo_interchange- ablo terms and having heard the guest ad. dressed as *“My Lord”~piped ont, “1’a, won't ? God have some more potatoes?” Q. A paper published at Mulchen, Chili. says: *“The Indians here held a villatun lately. This is a religious ceremony, or offexing up of prayer for rain, on which occasion they plant a sacred tree and dance around it. Each one is sup- posed to bring a black sheop, which is slaughtered and the blood thrown into the air, whilo all the time the surceress is hidden up in the tree praying away like mad, The cere- mony over, they all get on o blazing drunk, Tour days after this one the rain fell,” A New York publisher of Bibles recently received an extensive order [rom the propristor of oue’s of Chicago's largest hotels for “fine, showy Bibles, with hand:ome covers,” Sur- prised at the order, he asked the hoted man: *“What do you intend to do with them?” “‘Place them in the guest's room. You see, I have made arrangements to keep lot of democratic delegates to the convention, and I want to give them everything new and novel and what they are unaccustomed to.” *‘But would you not like to have the hotel's name stamped on the covers? It will cost but little and prevent their being stolen,” said the publisher. “Oh, no,” raplied the other. It is unneces- sary. ‘They won't steul them.” f — SINGULARITIES. A Buffalo physician lays the largd increase in the number of midgets and dwarfs in the past fifty years to the consumption of nicotine by fathers whe smoke exclusively, A deer was lassoed near Amador. Cal., ro- ceutly, which had, in addition. to,/two large and well-developed antlers, 'abont. & dozen or more small horns protruding from different parts of the head. George Simpson, of McGillivray, Ont,, found a petrified man on his farm which meas- ured 7 feet 43 inches in height, and was al- most perfect in form, Parts off the body were white and the rest was of a dark grayish color. Two secred birds, known as the Ibis, and worshipped by the Nubians of Africa, are among the attractions at the bird show in Bos- ton, They were capturad by an enginser of the Stanley _expedition while engaged in oa- ploring the Nile, John McLuney, of Baltimore, has an oyster setter dog that he can depend on for 1.0 big oysters every day. The dog wades around over the shailow bed dragging his busy tail on the bottom. The long hairs tickle the cold- blooded bivalves #o that they nab hold and hang on until they are dragged ashore, -He was offered a nlce figure to send him to the Now York bench show, but it came just at a time when the dog wasso busy that he couldn't spure the time. A large scope of country south of Cedar- ville, Kan.. is infested with wild dogs, Lur- ing the time the ground was covered with snsw they wade several raids on sheep and cattle pens, They have killed two large steers for ous wan, noarly wiped out two flicks of sheep and eaten up two litters of fine pigs, Several expeditions have bsen organized against thewm, but they were found to be more difficult to capture than wolves, It has uow beon decided to resort to cold poison. ——ec——— . Thousands Upon Thousands of dollars have hoen apent in advertisivg the celobrated Burdock Blood Bitters, but this facy oounta only in part for thelr cnormous sale. ‘heir merit has mado them what they are— thio best blood medici devised by maun. 8. 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