Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, January 24, 1884, Page 2

The Preacher’s Quiet Habits; Sedentary and studious men some. times become prostrated before they know it. Those who spend much time in close mental work and neg. lect to take cnough exercise often find their stomachs unable to do the work _of digestion. The liver ba comes torpid. . The bowels ‘act ir- regularly. The brain *refuses “to serveasitonce did. Their preaching becomes a failure, and there isa ¢ of general misery.« So many min ters have been restored to health by the use of Brown’s Iron Bitters that the clergy generally are speaking to their friends of this medicine as the very best tonic and restorer. they know of. It restores thin and watery blood to its proper condition by ton- ing it up with the purest and most invigorating preparation of iron that science has ever made. It is pleas- ant to take, and acts inum-xlliuloly with the happiest results, not only on the parsons, but on other folks as well. 3 Durham i historic. 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H.C.CLARK, SOLE PROPRIETOR, OMAMA, NER. n{lllvln‘ immediate rel al vate ~ DR.JAMES,No. 204Washington 8t.,Chicago, I OMAXA , 109 South 14th St. fasa LIk of descrly fireback constantl Chartered by theStateol 11il- ol for theexpress pu Sdiatc relfoitn Shoole;unpary and grl- i | Wall Btrest News. While a New-Yorker was nosing around | The duke of Norfolk, though no ~politi- Birmingham, Ala., in search of a coal or n, & native accost- inal oddl:ldm with a request for 10 cents, and Stove Repair Works, d - L ode of our stove pipe .n.uul& i i g M SRR SR NI 57550 - R o WIS ARV % e SRR THE DAILY BEE-OMATHA, I 3 TN T DRIPER < - W L PR THORSD PP . i W e T B A e e 1 I 0 it B A Y s 7 TAKEN FROM REAL LIFE. Tho Simple Stry of a Tacher. Lively Times in the Calveras School ~A Good Olaim Against the Bill Nye. We had about as ornery and_triflin’ a crop of kids in Calveras county thirty yoars ago as you could_gather in with a fine tooth comb and a brass band in four- toon states. For ways that were kitten- some they was moderately active, and ab- normally protuberant. ~That was the provailing style of Calveras kid when Mr. George W. Mulqueen come there and wanted to engage the school at the old camp, whero 1 hung up in tne days when the country was new, and the murmur of the six-shooter was heard in the land. George W. Mulqueen was a slender young party from tho effeto enst, with conacientions scruples and a hectic flush. Both of these was agin him_for a pro- moter of school discipline and squareroot. He had a heap of information and big, sorrowful eyes. L So fur as I was concerned I didn't foel like swearing around Georgo or us- ing any languago that would sound irre- levant in' a ladies’ boodore; but as for the kids of the school, they didn’t care a blamed cent. They just hollered and whooped like a passlo of Sioux. They didn’t seem to respect literary at- tainments or expensive knowledge. They just simply seemed to respoct tho gonius that come to that country to win their young love with a long handle shovel and & bloodshot tone of voice. That's what seemed to catch the Calveras kids in the early days. George had weak lungs, and they kept to work at him till they drove him into a mountain fever, and " finally into a me- tallic sarcophagus. Along about the holidays the sun went down on (eorgo W. Mulqueen's life _just as the eternal sunlight lit up the dewy eyes. You will pardon my manner, but it seemed to me just as if George had climbed up to the top of Mount Calvary, or wherever it was, with that whole school on his back, and had to give up at last. “TIt seemed kind of tough to me, and I couldn’t help blamin’ it onto the school some, for there was half a dozen big snoozers that didn’t go to school to learn, but just to raise Ned and turn up Jack. “Well, they killed him, anyhow, and that settled it. “The school run kind of wild tell Foboowary, and then a husky young ten- derfoot, with a fist like a_mule's foot in full bloom, made an application for the place, and_allowed he thought he could maintain discipline if they'd give him a chance. Well, they ast him when he wanted to take his place as tutor, and he reckoned he could begin to tute about Monday follering. *‘Sunday afternoon he went up to the school house to look over the grounds and to arrange a plan for an active Injin cam- paign agin the hostile hoodlums of Cala- veras. “Monday he sailed in about 9 a. m. with his grip-sack and begun the dis- charge of his juties, “‘He brought in a bunch of mountain willers, and after driving a big railroad spike into the door-casing over the latch ho said the senate and house would sit with closed doors during the morning sossion. Several large, white-eyed holy terrors gazed at him in a kind of dumb, inquiring tone of voice, but he didn’t say much. He seemed considerably reserved a¢ to the plan of the campaign. The new teacher then unlocked his alligator- skin grip and took out a Bible and a new self-cocking weapon that had an auto- matic dingus for throwing ouv the empty shells. 1t was one of the bulldog variety and had the laugh of a joyous child. “He read ashort passage from the ;;:,urau, and then pulled off his coat Seri) and hung it on a nail, Then he mad fow extemperaneous remarks, after which he salivated the palm of his right hand, took the self-cocking songster in his left, and proceeded to wear out the gads over the various protuberances of his pupils. “Poople passing by thought they must bo beating carpets in the school house. He pointed the gun at s charge with his left and manapulated the gad with One large, overgrown Missourian tried to crawl out of the win- his right duke. dow, but after he had looked down the barrel of the shooter a moment he chang- od his mind. He seemed to realize that it would be a violation of the rules of the school; 80 he came back and sat down, “After he wore out the foliage, he pull- od the spike out of that door, put on his He never was Ho didn't ask for any salary, but just walked off quietly, and that suammer we accidentally heard that coat and went away. seen there again, he was George W. Mulqueen’s brother.” e ——— The Doctor's Endorsement, ¥rom John Kubn, Lafayette, Ind,, who ealth,” announces that he is now in *‘perfect he o have the following: “One_yoar ago T was, 10 all appearance, in the last stages of con: jon. Our best physicians gave my case finally got 80 low our doctor said I could frionds then purchaso M. HALL'S ALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, which con- T continued until T tookk nirio bettles. T am now in perfect health, sum) up. 116k live tvangy-four hours: DL d o bottle of DR, siderably benefitted me. having used no other medicine. DR, DEWITT 0. KELLINGER'S LINI- MENT is infallible for Rheumatism, Sprains, Soalp, and for r. James Notical Ingtifuta | Promotine the srowty of ehe Hal Edey's Carbolic Troches cure colds and pre- Lawmeness and Disease of tho vent disease. o —— Had an Object. iron mine at & worth 3 ““And why don't you own it to.day?” *And how will 10 cents help you?" “Why, I want it to buy whin{ him drunk enough to trade back for 10 cents.” He got it. o — ‘What Three Applications Did, Jacob Butler, ——— The Matches Made in Sweaen, Pall Mall Gazette, leave the day aud trace added: “Onl.y zgs‘;&e)rf‘hy 1 owned a coal mine “*Recause & man got me drunk and coaxed me to trade it for an old mule.” y to get blind dog and an old shotgun, Stranger, don't let 1ne lose $20,000 for the want of “I was troubled very much with sore foeet. Three applications of Thomas' Eclectric Oil on- sy it tha” “Noliog ‘e in the warket” Readiog, T, Every one has seen the Swedish matches and wondered at the quaint in- seription on the top of the box, *‘Tands- tickor, tands acten svafvel och fosfor."” Fow, however, are there who, when tay- in Bweden in the home of the tand.- | to? fjords, rocks and firs mateh back to its source, And yet it would more than re- pov a day’s sojourn at Jonkoping to visit the factory whence proceeds not_a small part of the light of the world. The Iatest novelty, only at work for about a month, is an enormous engine, which daily pro- duces 1,000,000 boxesof Swedish matches, This wonderful machine receives the raw material, namely, blocks of wood, at one end, and after a while gives up at the other the matches neatly arranged in boxes, ready to be dispatched tc the ut- termost ends of the world. The wood, which in the ceurse of the last summer was brought over to Jonkoping to be made into matches,filled twenty steamers and eight sailing vessels, —— Humax Broon.—On the purity and vi- tality of the blood depend o vigor and health o the whole system. Disease of various kinds is often only the sign that nature is trying to remove the disturbing cause. A remedy that gives life and vigor to the blood, eradicates scrofula and other impurities from it, as Hood's Sarsapavilla undoubtedly does, must be the means of preventing many discases that would occur without its use. Sold bv dealers —— ENGLAND'S HOUSE OF How the Blue Blood Peers Violate the Moral and Statue Law—A Cat- alogue of Titled Rogues, LORDS, 5t Louls Spectator. According to “‘Cockaigne” there are twenty-one dukes who sit as such in the house of lords (being English titles), and four or five others, who are Scotch or Irish, and who therefore sit by virtue of an English title of inferior degree—viz., a8 masquiscs or earls, Of theso twenty- six dukes, then, how many of them take an active part in the deliberations of the house of lords? Two—the duke of Ar- gyle and the duke ofgRichmond. Of the others, the duke of Northumberland was in the last cabinet as lord privy seal—a most important office—and has, since Lord Beaconsfield’s government col- lapsed, fallen back into as much_obscur- ity as the second richest duke in England could attain, A melancholy, dismal old man he is, overpowered seemingly with a gense of his own greatness, a greatness which would be vastly enhanced in the estimation of many did he come in a di- rect line from the historic “Hotspur,” instead of possessing the plebian pa- tronymic of Smithson, which a gracious sovereign kindly altered to Percy to suit the requirements of the title. The duke of Marlborough is another peer whose line is crooked. Though a Churchill still, he does not come down from the “Greak Duke.” As to the present duke's fitness to make the laws of the land, it need only be said that he is the infamous blackguard, liar, wife beater, and profligate scoundrel, the late mar- quis of Blandford. The duke of Bed- tord is a grasping miser, with about as much heart or generosity as a pawn- broker, e, has lately distinguished him- self by haggling over the salo of land to the metropolitan board of works, when he should have made a present of it. He is enormously rich, his ancestors having acquired, as king’s and queen’s favorites, most valuable church property, taken by the crown upon the destruction of the monasteries. The duke of Westminster, though the richest duke in the land, with a daily - come that would support many people for a year, is anothor miser, whose mind seems only occupied with the advance- ment of his own personal interests and the gratification of the phrenological qual- ity of amativeness, which he must pos- sess to a great degreo, to judge by his hasty marriage to a young cousin of his own, before a decent term of widowhood had been passed after the loss of his wife, who in her day was the most voluptuous looking woman and striking beauty in high life. The duke of Southerland passes most of his time in forming joint stock states, and his lofzinlntur are peghaps the last subject to which he gives a thought. The duke of Manchester is another promoter of for- oign schemes. He is what in England is led a ‘‘poor duke,” and so he has to do something to make money. He wouldn't be a very great loss as a law- maker, His son and heir, Viscount Ma deville, is a wretched specimen of a no- blema He is a drunkard of the most confirmed sort, and his country can not hope for much in him, either. Like Lord Blandford and some others he is tabooed in London's society, and finds it more congenial to stay in America as long as he can, The duke of Leeds is a positive nonentity. He is another *‘poor” duke, So are the dukes of Athole, Montrose and Buckingham. The duke of Beaufort is a horsy fwdy, who has been one of the “‘masher’s” of society for over thirty years. He cares more for the smile of Connie Gilchrist, the short-petticoated young Gaioty actress, whose protector he has been since she was 14, than he does for the legislative councils of his native companies to hug land in Canada and the | & uf lords no less than T18 earls th This number does nof the Scotch and Irish earls, who sit in the lords as English viscounts or barons. them all Lord Granville, Lord Kimberly, Lord Cairns, Lord Carnavon, Lord Sel- borne and Lord Dufferin, are the only ones who are prominent in any way be- yond the narrow limits of the county in which their estates may lie. others, Lord Hardwicke is an impover- ished spendthrift; Lord Dunmore is an amateur violinist, who passes his time when not making ocean journeys to and from America in search of profitable land speculation, in giving amateur smoking concerts, at which he plays himself and very badly in the bargain, If he is noted for anything else nobody has heard it. Lord Shrewsbury, who is the premier earl of England, has disgraced his name and fame by his marriage with the no- ous Mrs. Mundy, with whom, before divorced from her first husband, his con- duct created much scandal. indulging in quiot orgies at his seat, Fugestre, he and his countess, who is old enough to be his mother, keep away from England on yachting tours. Aylesford is too well known. a disgraced man beneficial to take up his residence in The earl of Dudley is not only the richest eatl, but, perhaps the ugiiest man in England. he is wedded to one of the greatest beau- ties, whose heart and hand he won by He is devoted solely to his interests and is noted for his disgust- ingly sensual proctivities, to the indgl- Lord Rose- bery, who is paying San Francisco a visit, his careor by getting to the verge of bankruptey on thezturf,-but recovered in time by a marriage with one of the |th Rothschilds, who (apart from her dowry and fortune) was not exactly the choice of any man who could afford to marry Sinco his marriage Mr. Gladstone seems to have discovered merit in him, and he has been pushed ahead where other men of far more ability, though perhaps less cunning, are kept in the background. He hardly looks a clever He has Iately, it is said, turther distinguished himself by abjuring the of his fathers and becoming an . Ttis quite probable he would turn back again 1f he saw any money in It is quite doubtful, indeed, if he would have been noticed by Gladstone had he made a less adventage- | & He is, in short, the sort of man to sicken one with the sound of the expression noblesse oblige. such. e Texas. gence of beg: anyone man. faith Israelite, ous allia time. Phi thunders vengeful bolt.” “‘Bub cally.” listen. look do out, they fly or Potas] land. The duke of Grafton is a new man, His son, who will succeed him, and who became earl of Euston upon his father's succeeding to the dukedum the other day, has already distinguished him- self as an arran\ blackguard, and is mar- ried to and has a family by a notorious courtesan named iate Cross, The duke of Portland poses #goody-goody” young man, and wins the approving smiles of n'ammas and proper- Iy brought-up young ladies—the sort of man, in fact, who would (were he not stupendously rich) be cordially detested by any girl of g':m who was fond of hav- ing a lark. is great-uncle, whom he succeeded two or three years ago, had been (so it was thought)a l«:];:er for many ears, aud was never seen by anybody, cian, is a steady, sensible young man, and is thoroughly liked by everybody. ‘The duke of Hamilton is, as evel boc!y knows, a “‘reforming” blackguard. So much for the dukes, Of course, I have left out the “‘royal” dukes, Nobody ever counts them, r fellows. Politically speaking, they have no will of their own, lanta, Philadelph York, near the W delighi “My but must do what the prime minister says. They take no snm in the nation's ocouncils as members of the house of lords, a | though all have seats in it. Now for the marquises. There are fnineteen of these who sit as such in the lords, besides those of Scotland and Ireland, who have their soats by virtue of lesser English titles. The marquis of Salisbury is the only one of whom great: things can be said.” The marquis of Abergavenny (pronounced Abergenny), the present of the Nevilla, is as mediocre a man_as a hot-headed tory, with the cramped ideas of the past always uppermost in his mind, can be, ‘The marquis of Lansdowne has just been sent out to Canada as governor-general— a good sign that he can be spared from the houso of lords—and the uis of Ripon is the viceroy of India. yond these _four what, as public men, do the rest—with, pul::’pl the excep- tion of the marquis Bute—amount Noxt in order come iy Mg v Sy B A best society. C — An ex-conductor tells a Leadville Chronicle reporter how some porters in gx“nulleeping cars acoumulate v::l;h “A man passenger jumps abo: ate at station. He in tired |[ ] He wants to go to bed af ‘Why, certainly,’ the porter says, ’ Just give me your fare, and when the conductor comes along I will turn it over to him.’ fiuuuger delighted with the courtesy. L) somo inf and sleepy. once, ‘tumble right in, his great wealth, the transaction. mopolae. which have long sinco valne in tho treatment of Blood Discases, and none of them contain o eingle articlo which enters into the composition of Swift's Specific, There is only ono Swift’s Specific (3. 5. 8.) aud there is nothing in the world like it, suro to got, Sond for Tieatise on Blood and Skin Diseases, free. Tye Swirry Seecieio Co., Drawer 3, At- ha has fé which he is given. elae. nce. —— Detectives and Frivate Officers Usually wear their badges of authority con- cealed under their clothing, but Dr. Eclectric Ol wears its badges 1 the form of printed labels attached to each and every bot- tle, 5o that all may know its mission. given full and complete authority to arrest all aches and pains, and does its duty every Brother Dana’s Olaesical Tragedy, Iphia Call. Mr. Dana has written a classical trage- dy, founding it on the episode of Ther- Through the kindness of ono of our New York representatives we have been able to secure a copy of the first act. Here are some of the opening lines, tho names of thu characters being omitted to avoid the law of copywright: S0 the thieving hordes on yonder heights, just where The Sun gilds tho treo-tops with a touch of gold.” ““Aye, aye, for twenty years have they defied the lightning's angry flash and the ¢ Turn the rascals out.” ©Aye, turn the raocals out.” Lot it bo done grammati- hist. +Aye, lot it bo done grammatically.” «Blow, ye olarions, until ye split the bluo vaults of heayen. eaglets in wild eyries plead for silence, Yo mighty phalanxes whoso serried columns Jove's batteries have faced party The republican ot s oouniay. aa x|, 1 10 €0 801 Aye, aye! Hip, hip, huz- *Lot Freedom from her perch on high assumeo thy darkest frown; the hour has come. Up, up! ye kneeling hosts! grasp from the skies the colors for your banners! With earthquake’s fearful weapons lead, and in resistless torrents of outpoured wrath outshout the ele- ments in ‘the cresh of matter and tho wreck of worlds{” Whero's Holman?” 4 Bobind yondr thicket, as command- wn and smile. ““The foe approaches! Bring Holman Bid him show his face. ! they fly! — Swift's Specific Is entirely o vogotable preparation, and should not be confounded with the various im- itations, non secret humbugs, “Succus Alter- ans,” ete,, all of which either'contain Mercury or are composed of old remedics on_discarded as of no the genuine, G | —a— An Admiring Stranger. hia Call, “Do you notice how attentively that gentleman has been watching me for the last half hour?” said one young lady to another at an evening party in New “Do you mean that handsome man pianof” en. ““Well, now that you speak of it, he does seeru somewhat interested in “‘He certainly does. I declare,” con- tinued the young lady, gayly, “‘I believe me. Isn'tit on in love with 1y romanticl” A few moments later she was talking with her hostess, when, as an opport: presented itself, she carelessly remark: Mrs. B., pray tell me how that quiet but very distingue looking gentleman is near the remewmber of ever seeing him before.” **Probably not,” rephied the lady, *‘but he is quite well known in New York's He is a detective.” dear termediate station. Of Of the When not Lord He is and has found Strango to say, Thomas' It is Blow until the mus Mars, roar your Ah! ha! Be you.” isno? 1 do not The tosit | A DANGEROUS AMBUSCADE. Discovered Barely in Time—The Most Deceptive and Luring of Mod- ern Kvils Graphically Described, Syracuse Journal, Something of a sonsation was caused in this city yestorday by a rumor that one of our best known citizens was about to publish a state- ment concerning fowe unnsual experiences during his residen 1o, How the rumor originated it is imposeiblo but o reporter immediately sought Dr. S, G, Martin, the gentleman in question. and secured the following intorview: ““What about this rumor, Doctor, that you are going to mako public statement of some important matte “Just about the same as you will find in all rumors—some truth; some fiction, 1 had con- um.nlnwl making a publication of some re. markable episodes that Kave occurred in my life, but have not completed it as yot.” Vhat is tho nature of it, may L intuiro ““Why, the fact that I am a human beinj tnstend of & spit, T itave passed through one of the n.ost wonderful ordeals that pe haps ever occurred to any man, The first in- timation I had of it was several years ago, when I began to feel it [chilly at night, and restioss after re- tiring. Occasionally thie wenld be varied by asorences of the muscles and cramps in my arms and logs, I thought, as most }eople would think, that it was only a cold, and so paid as little attention to it as possitle. Shortly after this I noticed a yeculiar catarrh- al trouble and my throat also became in. flamed. As if this were not variety enough, T folt sharp pains in my chest, and a constant tendency to headache,” “Why didut yo tako the mattor in hand and it right where it was 7 “Why doesn't everybody do so? Simply hecause they think it is only some trifling and passing disorder. Theso troubles did not come all at uncu]flndlthmluhb it unmanly to heet v found, though, that every physical megloct must bo paid for and with largo intercst, Men cannot draw drafts on th constitutions without honoring them some time. Thoss minovsymp- toms I have described, grew until they were giants of agony. T became more nervous; had a strange fluttering of the hear to draw a long breath and an I numb- ibly sugg: alysis, n 50 blind as not to un- derstand what this meant I cannot imagine,” “And did you do noth “Yos, I traveled. In the spring of 1879 T went to Kansas and Colorado, and while in Denver Iwas attacked with a mysterious hemorrhage of the urinary organs and lost twenty pounds of flesh in three weeks, One day after my return I was taken with a terrib'e chill and at once anced to a very severe attack of pneu- monia. My left lung soon entirely filled with water and iy legs and body became twice their natural size. I was obliged to sit up- right in bed for several weeks in the midst of the severest agony, with my arms ever my head, and in constant fear of suffocation.” +And did you still make no attempt to save yourself? ““Yes, I made frantic efforts. I tried every thing that seemed to offer the least prospect of relief. T called a council of doctors and had them make an exhaustive chemical and microscopical examination of my condition. Five of the best physicians of Syracuse and soveral from another city said I must die!” Tt seemed as though their assertion was true for my feet became cold, my mouth parched, my eyes wore a fixed glassy stare, my body was covored with a cold, clammy death sweat and I read my fate in the anxious expressions of my family and friends.” “‘But the finale?” “Came at last. My wife, aroused to des- rurnt.iuu, began to administer a remedy upon her own responsibility and while I grew bet- ter very slowly, I gained ground surely until, inbriof, I have no trace of the terrible Bright's disease from which I was dying, and am a perfectly well man. This may sound like a romance, butit is true, and my life, health and what I am are due to Warner’s Safe Cure, which I wish was known to and used by the thousands who, I beliove, are suffering this ‘minute as T was originally. Does not such an experience as this justify me in making a pub- licstatement?” “It certainly does, But then Fright’s di- seaso is nota common complaint, doctor.” *‘Not common! On the contrary, it1s one of the most common, The troubls is, few people know they have it. It has so few marked symptoms until its final Stage that a person may have it for years, each year got- ting more and more in its power Sl pect it. It is quite natural I should feel en- thusiastic over this remedy while my wife is even more so than I am. She knows of its ing used with surprising results by many % for their own peculiar ailments, over which it has singular power.” The statement drawn out by the above interview is amply confirmed by very many inability of our most prominent citizens, ~among them being Judgo Reigol, and Col. James 8, Goodrich, of ~the Zimes, while Gen. Dwight H. Bruce and Rev, Prof. W. P. Coddington, D. D., gave the remedy their heartiest_endorsement. In this age of wonders, surprising things are quite comon, but an experience 8o unusual as that of Dr. Martin's, and occurring here in our midst, may well cause comment and teach a lesson. It shows the necessity of guarding tho slight- est approach of physical disorder, and by the means which has been proven the most relia- ble and efficient. It shows the depth to which one can sink and yet be rescued, and it proves that few people need suffer if these truths are observed, e ——— TRedding’s Russia Salve, best family salve the world, and excellent for stable ase. —— Minnie Haukand Her Maid, Prrrssure, Pa., Jan, 20.— Yesterday morning Minnie Hauk’s French waiting- maid, Mme. Aubertine, appeared at the mayor's office and excitedly accused Baron Wortegg, Mme. Hauk’s husband, of assault. She alleged that the baron had seized her by both arms and thrown her out into the hall at the Monongahela house. Mme. Aubertine, exhibited one of the tails of Baron Wortegg's coat, which had been torn during the struggle. An officer was sent for the baron and his wife, and the latter said her maid had become a nuisance no longer to be borne. That morning Mme. Hauk had given or- ders to have her trunks packed, and was answered most insolently by tho maid, A scene ensued, and the baron was forced to eject the maid from the room, Mme. Hauk offered te give the maid a firat-class passage to Paris by the first steamer, and pay her salary up to Feb. 7, but this was refused, and, as the mayor would not formally entertain the complaint, Mme. Aubertine left the office in a rage, e e— Buy B. H. Douglass & Sons' Capsicum Coughd rops.tur your chil iren; they are harmless. pleasiny to tha taste and will ‘curo their colds. D; 8. an o Mark on every arop 5 e ———— A man named Lewis, 85 years of age, living with his son at Corning, hung him- self a few nights ago in his son's barn, Epilepsy, Spasms, Convul- vl Sickness, St. Vitus ' Dance, Alcohol- ism, Oplum Eate Serofula, Kings bl e sia, Nervousness, OQUIER: d Rheumatism, A SPECIFIC FOR Evit, Ugly Blood ys his Pullman and car fare—$10 | Formr s Brein Worry, Blood Sor, or $20, as it may be—and retires for the Meauwhile the conductor has f“ a number of trip checks, most likely rom the hats of some fellows who are dozing away in the smoker, and, present- night. ly returning, he inserts one hat rim of the belated traveler. the | train conductor comes uo:l'xd in 5 takes up his checks, and every- morni body is PPY- the '{,‘:: a3 Verrespondonce freely iliousness, Costiveness, Nervous Prostration, ‘i’u‘:w Trgubles .;m{ll‘ aritc. $1.50. plp ouin “ 1 ers.’ sune e ST, Mg ."'.'Efifl'a"""n{'d ‘d, Kansas, “Ji ehund whese ph}{:‘fl.‘v‘.‘k',‘xltlfilé. Beaver, Pa. nuswered. 64 '} o Lestitoonials ARG circulars send StaImp. . 8. A, Richmond Med. Co., St Joseph, Mo, The b 8 o ol Daneetata, D) AY. JANUARY 24, 1884, Has the Largest Stook in Omaha and Males the Lowest Prices. CHARLES SHIVERICK, Furniture! BEDDING AND MIRRORS, Purchasers should avail themselves of the opportunity now offered to buy at Low Prices by taking advantage of the great inducements set out by rassexcer sLevator |[HAS, SHIVERICK, To All Floors. 1206, 1208 nd 1210 FarnamSt — OMAHA, NEB. H. B.IR 16th and Farnam Streets. = =~ - EY &GO0., Real Estat Aoents, 8 Omsaha, Neb. Below will be found a few of the BEST and most DESIRABLE bARGAINS: bargain. from Hanscom Park. be sold chea) Best thing ever offered. No. 102—House and lot. $4,500. $4,900 cash, balance long time, avenue street car line. improvements. Nice residence property. change for farm property. acre, with house and barn. No. 19—Now house and barn. 5 sirable residence property, and is offered at a low price. OMAHA CITY PROPERTY. No.’211—2 story brick residence, near St. Mary’'s avenue, ata No. 221—12 vacant lots, 1 block from streot cars, samo distance We offer these lots, which are vory desirable for building purposes, at a_low figure for a few days only. No. 226—3 lots on Saunders street, near Charles. and are well located for a block of stores. No. 220—Business property, rents for $2.000, pays 20 per cent. These lots will No. 235—Three houses and lots, rents for;81,200 per year. No. 241—3 lots in Bartlett's addition, very cheap. No. 2563—15 acres in Cunningham’s addition. No. 247—3 lots in Hanscom place, No. 94—4 lots on S. 10th street. House, b rooms and basement. x140, S. 10th street, near Charles, $600 down, balance i 2 years. ,400. No. 84—9 lots, 66x132 each, S. 10th st. Must be sold altogether. Easy terms. Each, $300. Lot, 60 No. 77—3 houses, 2 brick and lsfnme,.on lot 66x132, S. 11th at. 7,250. No. 40—One acre lot and house, 4 rooms, 4 blocks, 8. St. Mary Very cheap. % No. 11—3 houses and lots, 50x140, 8. 16th st., N of railroad. This is the best bargain for an investor ever offered in the city. $2,600. No. 90—A good heuse of 5 rooms, with basement and other good Lot, 50x150. Kruit and evergreen trees 6 years old. Easy terms. Lot, 132x148. $3,700. Liberal terms, £3,200. This is & very de- Will Zex- 500, No. 143—2 lots in Block K, Lowe's Lst addition, $150 each. No. 163—8 lots in Boyd's addition, No. 167—2 lots in Lowe's second addition, Bargain. $175 ench. Easy terms, Each contains 1 No. 169—4 acre lots in Lowe's second addition. No. 179—1 lot in Kountz' third addition. rooms, barns, etc. $1,800. No. 181—1 lot in Kountz’ third addition, 2 houses, ete. No. 184—2 lots in Block 8, Kountz' third addition. w%?tlmr. $2,200. New] house of 3 $1,600. Must be sold 0. 186—3 acres in Okahoma, with good 5-room house and other FARM LANDS. No. 261—40 acres near Fort Omaha, No. 262—2 good farms near Waterloo. improvements. §3,600. 240 acre farm near Osceola, Neb., §25 per acre. for city property. Easy terms. 0. Will exchange No. 12—2,000 acres of improved landin Hitchcock county, Nobraska, ranging in price from $3.50 to 810 per acre. No. 17— 640 acres of good farm land in Dawson county., $3.60 per acre. est farm in Nebraska, 7 miles from Omaha, contains change for city property. No. 22~ Tho b Will ex- 160 acres, 2 houses, wells, cisterns, barns and all other first class im- provements. oi% property. Also orchard matured and bearing. Will exchange for 0. 107—Several valuable and low-priced tracks of landin Madison oounty, 16 inrnu within from = o 12 wiles of railroad, and 23 pieces of im- proved lands, near Table Reck, Nebraska, all conveniently near market, and 1n many instances offered at great b: Among other counties in which we have speci ains. bargains in farms and unimproved lands, are Jefferson, Knox, Clay, Valley, Webster Slnh‘rpy, Harlan, [Boone, Filmore, Cass, Seward, Merrick and Nuck- o OORRESPONDENCE SOLICITED, H.B. IREY & CO., Real Estate Agents, Southwest Corner 16th and Farnam St., Omaha, Neb. Anheuser-Busch . BREWING ASSOCIATION CELEBRATED b Keg and Bottled Beer This Excellent Beer speaks fcr itself, Y’ ORDERS FROM ANY PAKT OF THR STATE OR THE ENTIRE WEST, Promptly S8hipped. ALL OUR GOODS ARE MADE TO THESTANDARD OfOurG-ruarantee. Cor, 9th Street and Capitol Avenue F. SCHLIEF, Sole Agent for Omaha and the West,