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2.3 e . T HE BEL RIDAY OCTOBER 12, 1885, 7 THE NECESSITY FOR THE SPECIALIST, DR. H WAGNER, Haa long been acknowl ized and more #o at this d than any other. Th medical science ever increasing, and its numerous branches ar brought nearer and nearer to perfection, and no ome man can any longer grasp them all Honce the true beyond ito-urinary o ity for dividing th, loubt that disease, affecting the gen 1% need specinl study more than any. we would understand and know how to sroperly DR. H. WAGNER ia fully aware that there are many physicians, and some sensible people, who will eondemn him {or ruaking this class of discases b pe wialty, but heis hajpy to know that with most_per o of refinement and intelligence » mare enlighten. ed view ia taken of tho s , and that the physic 1an who devotes himself to reliéving the aflictod and saving them from worse than death, 18 noless & phi Tanthiropist and benefactor to his race than the wur geon or phywician who by close apnlication excels in any other branch of his profession. And fortunately of humanity, the day is dawning when the false hi anthrophy that condemn el abor. And il A Few Reasons Why yon should try the celebrated Dr. 11 Wagner's mothods of cure 1. “Dr. H. Wagner is a natural physician.” 0.5, FOWLNR, T test Living Phrenologist. “Few can oxcol you sy a doctor.” DR J. Sisi, The World's Greatost Physiognomist. 8. “You are wonderfully proficient inyour know! | edge of diseaso and medi »: DR. J. MATTHRWS, 4. “The alicted find ready relief in your pres ence.” DR, J. Stums. b “Dr. H. Wagner I8 & rogular gruduato from Bellevue Hospital, Now York city; has had viry ox Pl t2uive hospital practice, and is thoroughly postod on [igeer: Relief to the Afflicted. | ol of this, th tering hun eit, $500 for ov all branches of his beloved science, especially oo shronic discases.” 8. “Dr. . Wagner has immortalized his wenderful discovery of specific remedies for pri vate and sexual diseasos.” - Virginia City Chroni 7. “Thousands of invalids flock o soe him.” Franciaco Chro 8. “Tho Doctor's long experien i should render him very successful.”—Kocky Moun tain News. Dis. Browsmiy & Plain Facts Plainl& Spoken. At ome time a discussion of the secret vico wua en tirely avoided by the profession, and medical works of but a few yoars ngo would hardly mention it. To-day the physician is of a different opinion; he s aware that it is hiy duty—disagreeablo though it may be--to handle this matter without gloves and spoak plainly about it; and intelligent parents and guardians will thank him for doing xo. The results atten tive vice were for. merly not underet d no importarce b ita natur willingly ign The habit i genorally contractod by the young while attending school; older companions |hmn!.()l| their exam; le, 1ay be responsible for it, or it may be aoquired through accident. The excitement once cx. perienced, tho practice will be repeated again and until at last tho habit becomes firm and com: lotely enslaves the victim, Mental and nervous af- ictions ure usually the primary results of self-abuse. Among the injurious effects may be mentioned lus: ‘tude, dejection or frms ibility of temper and general debility.” The Loy socks seclision, in the aporta of hin cowjanions. 1t b man he will be little found in cumpany with the sox, and is troubled with exceeding anil anno bashtulness in their emissions aud eruptions on the face, ¢ prominent symptomis. It she practice is violently persisted in, more serious ces take place. ~ Great palpitation of the heart, or epileptic convulsions, are experienced, aud the suffercr may fall into a complete state of idiocy be tore, finally, dcath relioves him. Toall thofe ciiguged in this dangerous, practice | would say, first of all, stop it at once; make every possible effort to do so; but i you fa, if your nervou systom is already too much” shattered, and c quently, your will-power broken, take some nerve tonlc to &id youin your effort. Having freed yourself from the habit, I would further counsel you o ke + through a regular courso of treatment, for It is a great ¢ mistake to suppose thatany one may, for fome_time, bo tevery solittle, v himselt tp to this fascinating but dangerous excitement without. suffering from its evil consequences at some future time. ‘The numbe) of young men whoare incapaciated to fill the duties enjoined by wedlock is alarmingly large, and in most ot such cases this unfortunate condition of things can o traced to the practice of self-abuse, which had beer abandoned years ago. Indeed, a few months' practice of this habft is sufflcient to induce spermatorrhwa in Iater years, and I have many of such cases under treat ‘ment a4 tho present day. destr proper ing th d, or tached ton g not invite close investigation, it was dreams, aro alko Young Mern g from the effects of youthful ns will do well toavail themselves catest hoon ever laid at the altar of suf DR. WaaN 1 guarantee to for v caso of_ seminal weakness or private disease of any Kind and character ywhich he under. takos to and fuils to cure. Who may be su follies or indi Middle Aged Men. There are many at the age of 50 to 60 who are troubled with too frequent evacuations of the blad der, often aecompanicd by & slight smarting or burn ing sensat i o weakening of the system in & b t cannot ac . p0sits & ropy times small pa appoar, or the color will be of thin o changing to s dark and torpid appea ‘many weny men who dic of this difficult, the cause, which s the second of W. will guarantee a perfect cure in all althy restoration of - the genito-urinary or- noss. Dr gans. Congultation freo. vice, $5. "All communications should be addressed, Dr. Henry Henry Wagner, P. 0. 2359, Denver, Colorado. The Young Man's Pocket Companion, by Dr. H Wagner, is worth its weight in gold to young men. Price, $1,25. Sent by mail to any address. Thorough examination and ad. Let Your Light Shine. cialist, in letting th g 10 ment for lost at posterity wil 1 or the United States know whiat his fellowr sure to win him cry kind will vertisementin advice, s we he s the suf Nows, find hiw ¢ all our city payers, Kknow you will corr forer's true fricnd. i ce, the specialists aro the b to the front and accomplish mark Is especially applicatio & anor, of this city, He stands at tho toj and the cures he performs for the Onfortunite world scom wonderful if not properly viewed in the light of scienti uire ts. He is endorsed by the most eminent of the medical facuity His office at 813 Laramir stroct, whero he will spocd] ily effect ciire for the suffering of either sex, 1o niat ter how complicated their compl Vomeroy,s Democrat. Chronic Complaints Require Time for a Cure 4t a distance who wish tobe tr not feel backward hocause ted by Dr, ability | the victims of folly or | the lepers under the Jewish law, to”die | uncared for has passed away. | COUNCIL BLUFFS. ADDITIONAL LOCAL NEWS, PERSONAL Thos, George, of Corning, registered yester. day at the Pacific house. J. W. Lesly, and N, Meshorn, from Defi | ance, ate diuner at the Pacific, Mr. Thompson, of the firm of Van Brunt, Thompeon & Co., with his wife and child returned this morning from a visit to the old home of Mre. Thompson in Tllinois. Their rosidence on Sixth avenue was opened to re » them, and was made bright and cheerful for their return by appreciative frionds, Messrs, Fred Haver and C. M. Reynolds, of Atlantic, were in the city yesterday and left early in the day for th uthwestern California whe | five or six months inhaling the Pa George sunny slope of hey will spend phero, W, H city editor of Tik Bee cate over from Omaha to witness the coremony Kent | laying the corner slono of the now Masoni | Temple. The follow burg were in the city yes the g largo de lay asdsting in orner stone of the rvicos of plac Masonic Temple: W. W Palmer, C. W Davey, A. 8. Aurley, W W, Angj ¥\ | Nace, Trank Du Aug. Borchers, A Danforth, 1. B. Jones, J. H. Hertsdle, C Jogan and W. McCrack George E. Van Saun, of Cedar Falls, Grand Master and T, ¢ in, of Towa City,Grand Secretary of Towa Masons, were guests of the Ogden while in the city. Sir Knight Samuel F. Fram, of Shelby, is stopping at the Pacific, Shenff Wiley Middlaton, William Giddings, |3, W. Stocker, and J. W.Baruhart, of Logan, came down yesterda, to participatein the cer- emony wttending tho laying of the corner stone of the Masonic temple. Mr. J. L. Simeoke, of Redfield, been v who b ing in and about Cedar county, 2 braska, passed through the city yosterday on his homeward trip. Mr. Simeoke seoms ploased with the inducoments offerad by Ne- braska, but we hope he has no intention of making his home otherwise than in Towa. M. A, Ellis the city yesterd Miss Addie Rich, of this city, (Council Bluffs) has consented to teach the school at | Crescont City, and will enter upon tho charge of her duties on Monday next. M Rich is an experienced teacher and the peoplo of Crescont City may feel assured of her suc- cens. nd wifo, of Weston, were in | y and stopped at the Pa i Dr. Crawford, one of the leading and enter- ng citizens of Pacific Junction, was in the y yesterday to attend the ceremonios at the laying of the corner stone of the new Masonic temple. William H. Underwood, general passenger agent of the Michigan Central Railroad com- pany, was in the city yesterday visiting Thos. MeGrau, M. John Dickey and Mrs, E. 8. Evarts leaves to-day for Percival, Towa, being called there by the sickness of Mrs, Dickey's brother. Deputy Sheriff A. F. Claterbuck has re- turned from Mt. Pleasant, where he went to convey Mrs, Mary DoMoss, of Hazel Del township, to the insane asylum. i To reduce stock, being compolled to enlarge my store room, I will for the next thirty days scll at cost «uslin and knit underwear, hosiery an | corsets, Mgzs D. BEx 337 Broadway. e Heat the High School. Yesterday the hish school was closed, and the scholars sent home, as it was dis- covered that the heating apparatus was all burned out, and the building could | not be properly warmed. Mr. C. E. Dawson has the contract to repair it, and ys it will be some time next week he sa before it cen be put in shape again. Very fow are surprised at the an- nouncement, as it is all in conformity with the present Board of Education, who were elected during a spasm of economy, as evidenced by their award of the coal contract, and the seating of the school buildings. It was supposed that the Board was elected to serve the public by looking after the heating apparatus, and fuel and seats during the summer vacation. It is not customary for school boards to wait until the middle of Octo ber to ascertain that fire bricks werc burtied out, and close the school for re puirs, If the present policy is continned | it will not be long before the system of education will be denounced, when really it is the want of system on the part of the Board that is at fault. — Casady & Orcutt—everything in the ** | house furnishing line. COMMERCIALY) COUNCIL BLUFFS MARKRT. 2 wpid ag, 76 500; good domand. ying $1@ rojectod new mixed, 49¢; white receipts of corn are light. Outa—In good demand at 20¢, Hay—4 006 00 per ton; 50 per bale, Rys—40c; light supply. Cirn Mol 1 25 per 100 pounds, N ood—Good supply; prices st yards, 5 00@ 600, 0.3, 63¢; re- | Coul—Delivered, hard, 11 00 per ton; soft, 550 per ton, Butter—Plenty and in fair demand at 27 creamery, e~ Ieady sal ¢ 15c por dozen. Lard—Fauirbank’s, wholesaling at 1. Poultry—Firm; dealors are paying chickens 16¢; live, 2 50 per dozen, Vegetables —Potatoes, 50c; onions, 50; cab- bages, 30@Alc per dozen; apples, B 504 00 per barrel Flour Brooms City flour, 1 60@3 40, 200@8 00 per doz. If thoy will wr to the doctor he will LIVE STOCK. nestions whi uables him to send | (lattlo—3 00@3 50; calves, 5 00@7 50, Dediciney, coysel andadv | to thousndy he has | Hogs—Market for hugs quict, as the pack Dot e i Pyl ChsrY Y v 800 | g houses aro closod; skippors are paying 4 00 States, Sec his ad b his advortisement. —Don- | @47 ver Tribuoe. Shall We Reform ? m.: divs for all diseases is present of educated they dircot their eris a succostul of specialtios. and his e treatmont of private derful as it s flattering, —'rof. J rsons who noed i Liseasos will find dcin 1 the pors who is b dical relief for the Democrat. Bigotry aud wisdom, and the wise | tight shine for the glory of his fellow Suk s the tarch he can” be 0 giido the weary sud sick oue to the fountafn alth 1f this article should he instr i HT” aot, upr Q0 hill to guide suffering humanity 10548 Larimer sroet, Denver, Colorado, it will suswer tho purpose for which it waa written. Address DR, HENRY WAGNER, P. 0. box 849, or call at 043 Larlmor Biréot, Jenver, Colo. 88 Her d th column headed “The Nocossity for the s A Battle, With Whales, Los Angelos (Cal.) Times, | About a week or Warnier, the well known contract nd a veteran fisherman started out on a fishing excur. sion in a small boat. They carricd with them a Winche wnd ashot-gun, in order possibly to gome of the game that abounds in the laguna, which ex tends some three miles shore. They had rowed out but a few miles when two whales, of the bottle 1086 8] were espied a short distanc from the boat. Mr. Warner immediate | wounded one of them. Infuriated, the monsters lashed the water in‘o foam, and made desperate efforts to reach them After a second aud third shot, a vital |8pot in one of them was reached, and only one was left to combat with, They then began firing at the remaining one, though wounding it several times, it | | wings and_ beak, | When he got to the in land from the | |scomed utterly impossible to seriously disable it. Tt made the most furious at- tacks upon them, and with distended jaws, it seemed at times as if about to en- qulf boat and all. Twelve shots were fired into it, and still it continued its onslaught | Tt splashed and foamed, srproading heavy spray in all directions, and nothing | but the most skillful management kept the boat at a safe distance from its fury. w and then it would plunge under the water, sndeavoring to got under the boat | and send it skyward, but the steady “‘old salt” managed each time to whirl the boat beyond its reach. The situation was growing serious, as the catridges in | the rifle were exhausted, and it seemed | well nigh impossible to reload while the { monster was making such furious attacks. | While attempting it a sudden onslaught of the whale made it necessary to use the shot-gun, and Mr. Warner fired hastily dischary both loads right into its face. It was a most fortunate shot, as it took effect in the eyes of the wha | havo totally blinded it. The pain served |to increase its ferocity, but its cfforts | wore now futile, and it was an easy mat ter to to row to a safe distance, when the rifle was reloaded and the monster killed at leisure The two whales were then ation from Han. | towed in shore, and quite a large quantity | o¢ "t of oil has been since tried out. Two Bluc From the Hartford Times. | Whilo rowing in the pourin | Monday afternoon on Massajeag Cove, |on the Thames River. Frank Crandall | saw just a head of him a great bird in the water, furiously lashing the waves | with its wings. He pulled rapidly to the | spot, and found it was an eagle struggling t) rise, while some object in the river | kept it down. As the place was near the shore and the water shallow, Crandall leaped overboard and attempted to cap- ture the bird, A desperate struggle ensued. The eagle struck at him with its uttering shrill cries, while it vainly endeavored to extricate its talons from the object that held it to the water. At last the lad threw himself on the bird, bearing it under water, and then flung it into the boat, clambering in and falling upon it, Still the eagle fought hard, but Crandall throw a picc of sail cloth over it, and succeeded in winding his stout anchor rope around its e sh Catch an Eagle, ain of | legs, Then the lad examined his captive and saw that cach of the eagle's talous was deeply imbedded in the back of a large bluetish. In the conflict with the boy the bird had beaten each fish into an almost shapeless pulp, but the sharp claws were still tightly fixed in their backbones. It i supposed that the eagle descended into a large closely huddled school of bluefish, and, contrary to its intentions, struck two fish instead of a single one. The double capture was too heavy ballast for an easy rise, and in the struggle the eagle’s wings became soaked with water, and then escape was impossible. Crandall took his bird home alive and has it now on exhibition. It measures six feet from tip to tip. e —— Hon. Carter H. Harrison, Mayor of Chicage, found St. Jacob's Oil an " excel- lent pain-cure. — Mr. Pinkey Davis aud the Snake. Jackson Cash Book, Mr. Pinkey Davis went fishing the other day down on Whitewater. He took his gun along, and also a bench-leg- ged fiste to tree squirrels for him. While Mr. Davis was sitting o a log, fishing away, he heard the water splashing in a slough near by. He thought 1t wasa coon or some other kind of an animal, and tookZhis gun and went out tosee, He approached the edge of the slough stealthily, and when he got near the edge of the water he saw his faithful little ‘*bench” taking a bee-line accross the deep slough toward the opposite bank. *‘Bench” wasn't swimming, nor coutd he have swam if le had wanted to, for he was in the possession of a monster black snak The snake had the dog in its mouth, and was swimming with him across the slough somewhat like a dog does when you throw a stick in the water and tell him to get it. Mr. D. ran around the slough to meet the snake and try tosave his faithful *‘Bench.” He got around just as the snake was crawl- ingout of the water. Mr. Davis says when the reptile saw him he spit the dog out and reared upon its tail and licked its dagger tongue at him in threatening and savage way. The snake stood on its tail a minute, then laid its head across one of the lower limbs of a big tree and crawl- ed up. About the time it got fairly up in the tree Mr. Davis shot it out. The snake measured 10 feet and b inches in Jength and 7 inches through the middle. After tho dangerous reptile was dispatch- ed, Mr, Davis went_to see about his dog. place where the snake spit the canine out he found poor “*Bench” just kicking his last, The dog died, ot~ from poison, for ;biack snake are poisonous; but from the tight sque ing it received while in the mouth of the snuke, —— Will Hatton be Philadelphia Press. It i3 but & day or two since some Wash- ington romancer sent cut to the public a report that Frank Hatton was about to resign the office of first assistant post- master general. Tne joke was 80 trans- parent, however, that everybody saw through it and smiled at its audacious absurdity. Mr. Hatton’s lexicon contains no such word as resign. He leaped into the broad field of public service after a distinet understanding with himself that while the country might become resigned to him, which it has done to some ex- tent, he would never, never resign any- thing, Ttisdue to him to state that up to the present time ho has stuck to this platform with all the tenacity of a man who knows he has got a soft thing. A painful rumor, however, comes from Washington that Mr. Hatton is shortly to be evicted—or, in the classic term peculiar to some communities, *“‘kicked out,” The President, it is intimated, has discovered that Mr. Hatton is too valuable a man to be permitted to run to soed on the Potomac flats, and should be | out in the boundless West, whence he | came, where there is room for him to | move round in, Mr, Hatton has run the ivieted? | Government during the President’s | absence on a sort of campaign-edition | basis in a fairly satisfactory way; out his | unanimity in favor of Hatton has proven | him to b infinitely better prepared for managing the advertising department of | Mr Burdette's humorous paper out in Burlington than for running the machine: ‘ ry of & great and promising government, \lv Mr. Hatton is “‘kicked out,” therefore ly grasped his riflo, fired, and apparently | as there are intimations that he will be, | Soon after [it will not be because of any lack of | appreciation of his services as a paper | weight or mantel ornament in Judge [l;xusham‘u portfolio; but solely because of u very genoral feeling that e the Government has no right to spoil the material for a first-class solicitor to make only an average department clerk. id must | | NEW YORK GOSSIP. (Rounion of Men and Women of Oldcn ‘ Time, | Married School Teachers in Trouble | New and Huge Structures | The Local News- | paper War, | - | [ S New York, October 6. —~The semi | centennial of the city Anti-Slavery socie |ty, at the Broadway tabernacle, on | Wednesday and Thursday, ealled together a at many of the white-haired cham pionsof human froedomin the days before | the war. The Abolitionists, who were in the prime of lifo when theold tabermacle on Broadway, near Pearl street, wasa conter for mobviolence, are aged and bent now, but they have retained a good deal of their old five. Oliver Johnson, the solo survivor of the twelve men who founded the New England Anti-Slavery | socioty, showed his old-time fearlossness | of speech when he denounced —the efforts church, through the religious pa |pers, to appropriate the credit for the | suece: of the Anti-Slavery move ment doclared that the church | did identi herself with | the movement until 1850, So far as this vicinity is concerned Mr. Johuson is cor | rect, and old Dr. Samuel H. Cox, father of the bishop of Western New York, still | lives to testify that the Presbyterians cast | him out of the pastorate of the Laight Street church and imported the son of a slave owner in Virginia to take his place. The veterans of the Abolitionist army had a good time talking over their remin- iscences of the days before the war. They had some hope of a visit from Captain Rynders, who with his Empire club un- dertook to break up the anti-slavery moetings at the Broadway tabernacle, but found his orators worsted in argu- went by two colored clergymen, one of whom, " Rev, Charles B. Ray, still sur- vives. Rynders still lives, but ceased to be o power when Tweed went out of bus- inoss, and the rising generation know nothing about the once hated Abolition- ists except by tradition. One of the marked features of the old antislavery gatherings was the presence and speeches of the women, They did their part of the work well, as I remem- ber, though they had to bear a double shate of obloquy, and they were women worthy of high mention in the records of their day. Lucretia Mott, Abbie Kelly, Lydia Maria Childs, Mra. Stowe, Sarah nke and their colaborers will always have a prominent share in the story of the agitation that ended in emancipation. It was a bold act for women_to speak in the day of their leadership. Now it is an old story. This weck we havo had a Woman's Suffrage Convention in session here, and five ladies have appeared before the Senate Committee on Labor and Edu- cation and had their hearing, but the ublic takes it as a matter of course. Lucretia Mott and her sister agitators often had to face an angry audience in the queer old edifice, with semi- circular wooden benches, which was known as the Broadway Taberracle; but their surviving friends sat quietly in the cushioned seats of a stately building sur- rounded by a fashionable and thoroughl sympathetic auditory. The picture, with its last glimpse ot the Old Guard ef Abolitionism, was unique and vivid, Eli- zur Wright, bent and white with the har- vest of eighty summers, presided, and George 8. Clarke, who was the minstrel of the movement fifty years ago, sang some of the old songs that then stirred the hearts of the agitators, and now brought only tears to eyes that looked up from beneath old fashioned bonnets and under grizzled eyebrows. There is some trouble among certain circles of teachers in the public schools After weeks of deliberation and protract- ed argument and protest the Board of £ducation has adopted a by-law compell- ing a registry.of married female teachers. Heretofore many of the ladies have kept their marriage a secret, and have con- tinued to teach under their maiden names. Their excuse has been that they did not want to be “‘chafled” with having hus- bands who allowed them to teach, and that there was a prejudice among their unmarried associates in the schools against married femalo teachers, who ought to be supported by their hus- bands, being TRt Oy T o i rolls, On the other hand, the female teachers argue that it is no matter under what name they teach 5o long as they do their duty—“that a rose by another name would smell as sw " ote. It is expected that the order compelling mar- ried female teachers to re 1 thuir status will be followed by numerous resigna- 1, and the young girls on small sala- cs are jubilant over the prespect of pro- motion. The average schoolnarm by the way, is not always wise in her day and generation, 1 know of one pretty young girl, most successful as a teacher, who married a man with no appreciation of any of her charms except herincome, On ay day he always accompanies he draw her warrant, puts the money in his pocket, and doles out to her as much as he conveniently can, He has done noth- ing since they were married, and she is growing old rapidly in the work of sup- porting his worthless life. Our streets have been enlivened by the prosence of the Ancient and Honora- ble Artillery of Boston—the solid men of Beacon Hill—tenderly escerted by the Old Guard of this city. The Bostonians were & revelation in one respect, owing to the conglomeration of uniforms, as cach man in the infantry company wears the uniform of his own corps and the insigna of his rank. The display recalled the witticism of the late John Phenix, that *‘even Solomon in all his glory was ot arrayed like one of these.”” The scholar in soldier clothes was voted a sus- cess, and it was said that he ‘‘took his beer like a little man.” Gen. N. P, Banks bore a musket in the ranks. He in said to be the only man who cver suc- ceeded in placing the late Sexton Brown, of Grace Church in a false position. Brown attended to all the receptions and funerals ot the ‘upper ten” in Gotham, and prided himself on the fact that he knew everybody, and, by his wonderful acquaintance with hu man nature in general and good society in particular, ild not commit a social solocism, One Sunday during the “late unpleasantness”—about the time that General Banks was organizing his disas- trous Red River expedition in this city a dashing young oftier ina brilliant new uniform, made his appearance at the door of Grace church, and the obese Brown rose in haste and ushered the stranger to an eligible seat it the body of the church. wd 4 quiet man, of middle | age, clad in a shabby army coat and without any insignia of stepped modestly in the doorway Brown, without arising from his chair, motioned to his assistant to show the unfashionable man to a pew in the rear. Soon after service began the young officor, being ef an inquiringdisposition took asurvey of the back seats as well as of the front, and | presently spied out the soldier in the | shabby overe [ of a back seat look of recognition spread over the young | officer’s face, and the latter, reaching out | for his cup, lott his ownpew and walked | back to the rear-seat where the shabby | stranger sat. Nor was this all, for, to Brown's handed ¢ surprise, he a handsome prayer book he had brought | with him and showed him otherwiso all wnw:fllvh' attention. Tt was a mystery to Brown until the elder stranger after | while took off his shabby overcoat and | | revealed the shoulder-straps of a Major General. Poor Brown was horrified when he learned subsequently that he had | placed General Bauks in the roear of the | congregation and one of his aides-de-camp in the front; but it is said that Banks, | who took in the situation at once, was | mightily amused — | Twenty- s Hours to Live, From John Kuhn, Lafayette, Tnd., who an nounces that he is now in *‘porfect health," wo have tho following: Ono year ago 1 was, to all appoarance, in the last stages of Con: sumption. Our best physicians gave my case | up. - T finally got so low that our doctor said | that T could ot live twenty-four hours, My frionds then purchased o bottle of DR, WM HALLS BALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, which considorably benefitted me. 1 contin ved until T took nine bottles. 1 am now in perfoct hoalth, having used no other moedy | cine, i AN ITALIAN PRINO His Marringe with an American Girl, and How it Resulte Locke’s “Nasby in Exile,” in Toledo Blade: Some referenco has been made in this series to the eager desiro of Itali- an Princes and noblemen of various dogrees to marry wealthy English or American women. There are no more affable beings on earth, to foreigners, than the Italian nobility, Almost any one can associate with a Prince, which is o great comfort to the shoddyites, who nearly love to write home that ‘‘Last evening Prince Thingumy called upon us, and we spent a fow hours delightfull; with him”; or that “Yesterday I (mlfi Prince Whatdyecallum out riding.” Many tourists never would write home were it not for the privilege of having their friends know that they had got into the Vi best socioty. The Italian Pridce who was so affable to strangers has a motive for his affabili- tv. He rather likes to descend from the high \rfllonull of birth on which fortune placed him, and be familliar with untitled Americans and Englishmen. For it was a convenient thing for him to have an- other man pay_for the carriage in which he rides, and it is likewise convenient to have somebody of whom he can borrow a fow hundred francs, without ever being asked to pay it. Borrowing ho has no objection to, but paying back! That is when the iron enters his soul. And, as it would hurt his feelings, he has too much rospect for them ever to think of such a thing. And, as to the poor asses who considder it a great thing to bo seen with a nobleman, and to have the privil- (I‘\fiu of talking of ‘“‘my friend, Prince acaroni,” they make these little advan- ces not only willingly but gladly, and never think of asking them back again. The Prince never thinks of so small a matter and so they manage to get on. There was an Italian Prince who laid siogo to an American girl with a very rich papa, and as the girl did appear to bo very much in love with him, and he was & very good sort of a fellow at bottem, as Ttalian Princes go, and as he captured the bluff old man by very frankly contessing that he hadu’t a dollar, and as the Prince business was not a very remunerative, and that was the only trade he had, and as the old man could not bear to see his daughter unhappy, he consented to the marriage, and the bargain was mado. The father agreed to give for the su- port of the pair 100,000 francs a year, and the papers were signed in a hurry and the marriage was celebrated with great pomp and circumstance, There was a great and vital mistake in the whole arrangement. The Prince understood it to be 100,000 dollars a year, whereas it was 100,000 franc as it stood in the contract, and as the old man had intended, which made an enormous difference. Noither Rome nor Florence was large enough for a Prince with $100,000 a year and so they came to Paris and Jaunched out ingreat style, the old gentle- man advancing him the first year's allow- ance, $20,000. At the end of thefirst three months the Prince came and asked for his next quar- ter's allowance. “Noxt quarter's allowance! Why 1 gave tho first year's sllowance in ad- vance.’’ ‘‘Monsieur is mistaken. It wi $20,000, one quarter’s allowancy “*And Lave you spent $20,000 in three months?” “Certainly. T am a gentleman, a no- bleman, and must live according to my means. 1t is all gone.” The old gentleman then whipped out the contract and showed him that it was 100,000 francs a year and not §100,000, ““Why that is $20,000 a year. Do you think T would warry your daughter for u beggarly $20,000 a yeur?” And ‘then he was foolish enough to get mad, and he termed the transaction a swindle on the old man's part, and threatened him and demanded that the contract be changed, and finally offered to strike his father-in-law, That was where he made his mistake, The old gentleman had long since tired of his princely son-in-law, and the daughter had chafed somewhat under the fact that she knew her father's money had gone partly to the gaming table, and partly what was worse, to support another woman, after the fashion of the Italian nobility, notably a great opera singer then the fashion, and things were ripe all around for an explosion, And 80 when he raised his princely fist against him, the old gentlemon, who had been a hog-driver in his youth, quietly knocked him down, and kicked i down the stairs, and forgot his dignity enough to opon the door himself, and he kicked him into the street and around the cor- ner, leaving him the most bruised and battered Prince that ever borrowed a dol- lar or marricd an Am sirl, And | then he packed up the valuables and | took his daughter who was quite content, | aving had enough of Princes, and suled only for America, first notifying his son-in that if he had claims upon him he could | come over and prosceute it, but if he did | not want a rvepetition of the kicking he would do well to stay in Paris. ‘I"ie end of the story is that the Prince did not worry the girl or her father, but accepted the protection of the opera- | singer who happened to want & husband to cover the tiacks of her scoro of lovers, and also a title; 80 no obstacle was made to a divorce, as he wanted to marry the opera-singer us much as his wife desired | to be free from him, And 80 ho married the opera-singer, ud lived upon her in lusury till sho tired of him, when she pensioned him at, who was sole occupant | Brown saw & startled | TE CHEA —_ the NO STAIRS TO CLIMB They always have FURNITUREI T B Sl PLACE IN OMAHA TO BUY Furniture AT DEWEY & STONES largest and best stock. ELEGANT PASSENGER ELEVATOR TO THE DIFFERENT FLOORS. EXousel ASK YOUR GRC ““OMAHA DRY & = a5 = = Manufac CORNER 16TH AND DAVE! Buggies Carriages | WARRANTED NEVER TO FAIL, tured by the Omaha Dry Hop Yeast Co. Tecepers JCERS FOR THE HOP YEAST! = = ] [—N PORT STREETS, OMAIA, NEB, A.H. DAILEY, MANUFACTURER OF FINE and Spring Wagons My Repository 1a constantly fAlled with a select stook. Best Workmanship guaranteed. Office and Foctory S. W. Corner 16th and Capitol Avenve, Qmah "hoso things don’t always end so hap- pily, but then the father in this caso had @ hog buyer's encrgy and muscle, and the girl happened to have sense. Ordin- arily they cling to their Prince till they nu.fily desert them for somoe one who can furnish more money. Rome is full of these noblemen, as is every city in Europe to which strangers | resort, Murray, in his guide-book, has a special paragraph warning English fam- es with property against these sharks— instancing the fact that a common com- plaint mado by Italian noblemen i that English wives will not endure beating Howdver, they will marry s humpbacked | woman if she has money " enough. Any | American girl can becomo a Princes, o Countess, or o Duchess, if her papa is willing to advance money enough. e CON NG. The proof of the pudding is not 1n_chowing tho atring, but in having n_opportunity to toat tho articlo direct. Schruter & Hecht, the Druggists, have n freo trial hottls of Dr. to- sanko's Cough and Lune Syrup_for each and overy one who i afflicted with Coughs, Colds, Asthima, Consumption or any Lung Atfec ton ——— Limiting the Height ot Bulldings. Insurance World. Tho city of Berlin has adopted a new building law code, which will prohibit the further orcction of tall buildings. Seven- ty-eight fect is mado the limit as regards hoight, and firo-escapes are made compul- sory in all tonements, However, Berlin builds well; its fire departmett does not amount to much, but then, its substantial buildings can resist a fire with very littlo assistance. A WOMAN'S AFFAIR. Mra, N. H. Small tho wife of tho o, lar 42005 wheriff and assosior of Topsham, M. May 16, 1883 during sovoral years with kidnoy and liver discase, writes us on That she had been severaly afficted accompaned with sovore pains and backache, Hav- fng triod many so-called oures, and modici nes, and doctor's proscriptions, without recetving any benefit, #he noticol the adver- wnd while wooking for a cure tisoment of Hunt's Remedy and decided to try it. Having bought a hottlo at Mr. Johnson's drug store commenced wsing it with such flattering results that sho continued its use, and after using only fivebottlo the improvoment in herthealth is so marked that sho wishes all who are affiicted in like manner toknow of this most valuasle and reliable medicin most cheertully recommends Hunt's Remedy to all, and especially to fomalos who are_ troublad with the | complaints peculiar to tho sex.” A PAMILY BLESSING, Under date of ay 10,1883 wo hivo recelved the following information from Mr, Lorenzo Lombard, of 18 Charlos stroct, Portland, Mo, Mr, Lombard saya: For wovoral years past 1 huve been troubled with wovero backache and paing fo the side, and when I would lie down 1 could not rest well It woomed Impossible for me to gt it an ewsy position; and my aches extont and paius fncroasod constantly to such c that I had o disease of the Kidneys fastened to mo, and after having used doo- ptions and many of the wo called cure without getting any bonefit, [ was persusded by o near nolghbor, M Jones, to try Hunt's Remody, o | himuolf and wifo had bean greatly benefited by ita usen, and many others of our uoqualntances spoke of itw meritain the highost terma, 1 decidod to try it, and purchused & bottle at Nichol's drug store. and as woon @4 1hiad taken a fow doses of it tho paing in my back wore rolleved, and after taking three bottlesmy sidonche and lame ack are curcd, and Ican truly tastify that Huot's Remody s an article of groat morit, and will do all that iy clafmed for it, and know of many other people in Portland who have found w cure in Hunt's Remedy after all others talled to do any goo',aud Irecommended it to wll who have Kidney or liver diseass, hoping that this may be the meanaof relieving some wufforer who doss not know of the merita or Hunt's Remedy.” ST, LOUIS PAPER WAREHOUSE. Graham Paper C 217 and 219 North Main Ht., St. Louls. WHOLESALE DEALERS IN IPAPERS, (Wil ENVELOPES, CARD BOARD AND PRINTERS’ STOCK, £47 Cuah puld for Nagw and Pape Htook, anid Metul Stock Warchouss: BOOK, NEWH, crap Iron 122 A POS‘ITIVE s 2 will cure th t obt! or of how 1 st ! Allan’s Soluble Medicat. d Bougies No naw sous dosus of eubebs, copabla, dal wood, that wre certain to' produce’ dysy destroyiitg the coutingsof the stomach. Pric Sold by all ooy or mailod o0 receipt of prico. uither porticulars sead for circular. of wan el Dy WEAIELSOIT A\ e vt of e ote., bs and Tnterosting wdycrtise papor. I reply to inguiries o evidence . Bumbug about this, Ou tho ooutrary, The use of the torm * Shoe Line" in connection with the corporate narme of a greatroad, conveys un idea of ust what required by the traveling lic -a Shert Line, Quick Tiane and the best of' mocommodas W ijons—all of which aro furm- Ished by bhe greatest railway in America. (Orrcaco, N LWAUKEE And St. Paul. Ttowns and operates over 4,600 miles of roadn Northern 1llinois, Wisconnin osota, lowa and Dakota; and asi ta main lines, branches and connee- tions roach all the great business centros of the Northwost and_Far Weat, 1t uaturally answers she description of Short Line, and Sest Route between Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Paul and Minneapolia. Chioago, Milwaiikee, La Crose and Winona. Chicago, Milwaukee, Aberdeen and Ellendalo Clicako, Milwaukee, liwater: Chicago, Milwaukee, Wausau and Morrill, Milwaukee, Boaver Dam and Qshkosh. Iwaukee, Wankesha and Oconemowoa.. Iwaukeo, Madison and Prairie du Chies. ribault. olut. Chieago, Chicago, Milwaukee, Owatonna and Chicago, Beloit, Janesville and Mine: Chicago, lfln, Rockford and Dubuque, Ghicago, Clinton, Rock Tsland and Cedar Rapids. Chicago, Council Blufts and Omaha. Chicago, Sioux City, Sioux Falls and Yankton Chicngor Milwaukeo, Mitchel and Chiamberian, Rook Iniand, Dubuqtie, 8. Paul and Minneapalle Davenport, Calmar, 8t. Paul and Minneapol Pullinan Sl and the Finest r)mlni&n inth - ‘world are run on the main lines of the (Eeas MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL and every attention is paid o passengers A. V. IL. CARPENTER, Gen'l Pass. ous employea of the company. GEO 1. HEAFFORD, Ass't Gen'l Pase. Agt. 8. 8. MERRILL, Gen'l Manage: £2 T, CLARK, Gon'l Supt. through the i ot ki Hun tutored savage, and I8 tidote to all kinds of Blood Poison and Swift's Specifio has cured me of Serofula, w e i herditary io my family. | havo suflered with it for many yoars,and have tried a great many physiciana and Al worta of treatment, but to no purpose; and when I began to take Swift's Specific I was in a hor- riblo condition, but thanks to thin great remed, am rid of tho dlsease. There iy no doubt that it in reatest medicine In oxistence, and. [ hope any wheo 5ubt Wil write to me. E. O HAWES, Jr., Clarksville, Ga. Attor suffering twenty-five years totter, and trying many phyi lie the use of Swill's 8pe commend it to ull similarly uificted. ith a painful dry o at last re- and cheerfulty $1,000LREWARD. Will be pald tosny Chemist who will find, on am- alysls of 100 bottlon 8. 8. 8., one particlo of Mercury, Todide Potassium, or any mi subst THESWIF Draw 10 00., , Atlanta, G, £4r Write for the Jittle book, which will be malled fro Price; Amall size, $1.00 per bottle. (holding double quantity), $1.76 & bottie. giata sell it Laige sise All drug- NOTICE! To the Traveling Public! ~THE~ COMMERCIAL HOTEL! —AT— Omscoola, NWol 1w now undergoing throrough repalrs, Jun and without, and the proprietor intends it <hll he SBO- OND TG NONE it the State, next to Omaha | E I BLACKWELL, wug 21-2m Proprietos. Nebraska Cornice —AND Ornamental Works ! MANUFACTURERS OF GALVANIZED IRON CORNICES Dormer Windovws, FINIALS, WINDOW CAPS, TIN, IRON AND SLATE ROOFING, } PATENT METALIC S5 YLIGHT, lron Fencing! Crestings, Balustrados, Voradas, Offlce bflifl for lifo as the price of getting rid of him, tho wdvortisirsare very highiy (niomed, ' Inisroni Haillngs, Window ‘aud Collar Guards, Ble. 008 Wiy got lo rou i giviog el partioulars 4 Nl V! ?—wmd.«'u.u iars clein ol pariogiyn N. W, COR, NINTH AND JONES 8T8, ¥ wialado Even. Wy WL GAISER, Mavages. T —— B | ; G

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