Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, June 1, 1883, Page 7

BEE--FRIDA Y JUNE 1 1883 HARKNESS BRO'S, DRY GOODS & GARPET HOUSE. Fave the Largest Stock and Croicest Patterns of CARPETS! Ever Brougat to the City, and at LOWER PRICES than ever offered in this vicinity, DO INOT FATIT, TO CALL AKD EXAMINE STOCK BEFORE PURCHASING. HARKNESS BRO'S, 401 Broadway, Council Bluffs. COUNCIL BLUFFS RAILROAD TIME TABLE. The following are the times of arrival and do- arture of traine from the local depots. The he traing start from the Unlon Pastiic dopo about ten minutes esrlier thsn bolow athte © at the depot about ten minutes Traing on pooi lines and K. C, ruo on Cr icago time, & half hour faster than' local. Wabash traivs run on 8t. Louls sime, twenty micutes faster than local. U, P. and Lincoln trains run on Council Bluffs time. CTI0AGD, ROCK ISLAND AND PACIFIO, Depart. Arrive. Atlantic Ex i Paclfic Ext Ex and Mail E Neb & Kae Ex. OHICAGO AND NORTHWESTERN. Depart. Arrive. Atlantic Ext. Paclfic Ext Mall and Ex* Mail and Ex Accom (8at.) Accom, (Mon.).1: AND COUNOIL BLUFYS, 30 100 am p.m a m. 120 p. m. WABARI, 8P, LOUIS AND PA( Depart. Mall and El;-. Oannon Ball... rrive Mall and Ex.. 4:30 pm Cannon Ball,[11:05 a m rrive. Frm Sloux C'7.6:50 p m Frm Fort Niobrara, Neb........*6: CHIOAGO, MILWA XD 8T, PAUL: Leave Council Blufts. ves Council Blufts. Mail and Ex...*6: Atlantic Ex CHICAGO, MILWAUKNE AND ST, PAUL. Leaves Omaha. Arrives at Omaha, *Except Sundays. {Except Saturdays. $Except Mondays. |Daily. Council Blufts & Omaha Street R. R. Leave Councll Blufta, 8am, 9am, 108 m, 1am1m2pm3p|ilam tpm, 2pm,3p m,4p'm,5'pm, 6pm. [m,4pm,5pm,6pm. Street cars run half hourly to the Union Pacific Depot. On Sunday the cars begin thelr trips at 9 ollock n. m., and run regularly during the day b9, 11, 2 4, 5 'and 6 o'clock, and run to city time? CHICAGO,BURLINGTON & QUINCY RAITILROAIT. 2 OF FREIGHT 11 BLuFrs, May 1. Leave Omaha. 8am 9am 108m, OF OMANA AND NT, ) '83. ) Arrangements have been made for the Loading in Chicago Daily Of one or more cars with ISHORT LINE Milwaukee & St. Panl RAILWAY s now running ite FAST EXPRESS TRAINS OMAHA AND COUNCIL 'BLUFFS —WITH= Pullman’s Maguificent Sleepers ~AND THE— Finest Dining (_Jfla in the World. IF YOU ARE GOING EAST ™ CHIJAGO' MILWAUKEE. Or to any polnt§beyond; or IF YOU ARET(}DING NORTH 8T. PAUL OR MINNEAPOLIS' Take the BEST ROUTE, the Chicago, Milwankee& 8t, Paul R’y # Ticket office located in Paxtoa Hotel, at corner Farnam and Fourteenth streets and at U, P. De- pot and st Mlllard Hotel, Omaha. arSee Time Table in another columa, F. A. NASH, General Avent, G. H, FOOTE, Ticket Agent, Omaha. MERRILL, A, V. H, CARPENTER, General Manager. Genoral Pass. Agent. RK, GEO. H. HEAFFORD, Genc il Sur b, TAK't Gar . 2aze. Awo NOTIOE OF PUBLIO SALE. OF LANDS WITHIN THE 0Otos and Missouri Reservation IN THE STATES OF KE3RABKA AND KABAS. 788 LAND OFFICH, April 30th, 1568, | on. Secretar of the ntcrior, the U. S, Land Othce at Beatrice, in the Stat’s of Nebraska, wili bs open on Thursday, the 81st Day of May, 1863, at 10 o'clock, &, m. For the purpore of receiving application to pur- indor of the lands of the Otoe and ation, in the states of Nebraska 11l be sold only to persons wh MERCHANDISE SOLID | ehail within threc months froms thedato of their CONSIGN D TO PARTIE3 IN COUNCIL BLUFFS. These cara will come through to deatination without s 0ppiic. Quick timy s theraby ireued. Ploase order yau goods via C. B, & Q, . R. AL B. WEST, _GENERAL AGENT. H. R.JONES applications mako a pon the same, and o panied by an affi o thie rosy The lacds will b> 80'd to the highost responsi- ble bidder, at not less than the appraised vaiue, in 80 acre tracts, and 0o one person will be al: owed to purchase more than 160 acres, except in cascs of tractional excesws (contiguous thereto where the survey of towcship and_section lines could nob be ma e to conform $0 the boundary lines of the resersation, in which case the exc:s not excoeding 40 acres, way be added to the 160 nt settlement upon pplication must be accom= 3 cvidoace of good fait a8 follows: ch, to become due and paya- on of three monihs from the date of filing application; one quarter in one year; one quarter in twn' years; one quarter in hice years from the date of salo, with interest at the rate of 5 per centum per annum; but in case of default In the first or cdsh paymont, the person thus defaulting sha'l forfeit abaolutely his Dougl ss Vapor S8toves :I;‘(i“,et‘f the tract for the purpose of which he has The best and simplest in the world, Alse for 74 Gasoline Stoves, Counci) Bluff, MRS, B. J. HILTON, M, D., PAYSICIAN AND SURCEON 222 Broadwav. Council Bluffs ¥i0s, OFFICEN. W, H. . rosex OFFICER & PUSEY, Council Bluffs, Ia. Established, - - 1866 Dealers in Forelgn and Domeetle Exchange ALL TIME, 8ix years old, sired by A der Abdallah. ' Dam, On by Also the Standard-bred Stallion ORIENTAL, Three years ol ?, sired by Almont d KENTUCKY CENTRAL Four years old b Will make th nt, he by Alexan- War Dance, nt Li;htning, by , by Belzorial, Belzorial was cxander's Abalikh, #eason at my ace on 20th St., two blocks west of Gr en Street cars, at 835 00 each. Mares not proving in fosl can be return. ed next seasdn froe of charge, The morey m be psid iuvarisbly in advance, For further pr ticulars see or addrese %e0d mbe Im ERSO ~—*‘Parts of the human body PR dfiiflape d_stren, an interesting advertisement long run per. In reply to inquiries we will say Shs ere a0 evidence ¢! humbug about thia On the contrary, the advertisers arv very highly in dorsed Interested persons may get sealed cir culars giving all particulars, ‘[Ivlnl all partion lars, b‘ addressing Erie Medical Cc., P, 0.| 18, Buffalo' N. ¥ ~Toledo Kve ofll-ly o lande will be sold upon which improye: ments are found belonging to Indians as reported by the appraisers in their schedule of their ap: pralsment. "The salo wil be gubjoct o spproval by the Sscrotary of the Interfor. and will be continned from day to day at Beatrice, un'll the lands aro disposed o, list of the lands, with the appraised value of each tract, will be found on fllo at the district aud office at Beatrice. H. W. PAR! Reglster, 9todt W, H SOMERS, Receiver, best by all who have put them | to & practical test. ADAPTED TO " HARD & SOFT COAL COKE OR WOOD. MANUFACTURED BY Buck’s Stove Co., SAINT LOUIS, | PIERCY & BRADFORD, BOLE AGENTS FOR OMA & 80UL.L BLUFFS ADDITIONAL LOUOAL WEW COMMERCIAL, CoUNoIL |N!.V'F'l MARKET, WirAT~No. 2 spring, 850 rejected bbc; good demund in to make & market; dealsrs paying 48 rejected oorn O 53 white corn, are light Oars—Soarce and in good demand; Ha: 00@7 50 per ton. 85 per bale, Ryr—40@45¢; light supply. (‘;(}I(N M A‘l 25 per 100 pounds, od eupply, prices at yards, 5 00 0. pely; P ¥ Coat—Delivered, hard, 1100 per ton; soft, b 50 per ton, Burtrr—Ga butter scarce and fn fair demand at 25@33c; creamery, 85¢, lGas—Ready sale and plenty at 10@11c per dozen, LakD—Fairbank's, wholesaling at 134c. PourTRY—Firm; dealers paying 130 por pound for turkeys and 10¢ for ¢ ena, VEGETABLES —Potat es, onions, H0c; cabbages, 30@40c per dozen; apples, 2 50 @3 50 per barcel, City flour from 1 60 to 8 40, BrooMs—2 00@3 00 per dozen, STOOK, CATTLE—3 00@3 50; calves 6 00@6 50, Hous—Market for hogs quiet, as the packing bouses are olosing; shippers are paying 6 00 The Maverick Natfonal Bank of Boston draws forelgn exchange, buys and sells Government and other In- vestment securities, and transacts any business for ita correspondents in the line of banking, m&th-me It you not married, write the Marriage Fund Mutral Trust' Association, Cedar Rapids, Tows, for circulars explain. vg the ‘The Union Club’s Finances. New York World: The Unlon lub's treasarer's (Mr. Horman H. L:Roy) annual statement has just been sont out, and it is both inter- esting and amuslng. There was spent in the restaurant §63,205, and in wines, liquors and cigars §67,615, showing that the members care more for drinking and smoking than thefr eating. Statlonery and printing cost $3,068, and books and newspapers only §1,246. What a tremendous correepondence the Ualon club men must have! It Is not surprising, in consideration of the past year's tarbances, to find that $6 901 was spent on gas, There {s a balance of $11,038, and the total expenditures were $200,448 The banks furnished by the club are the Ualon Trast com~ pany, which holds 8,038 of the club's balance; the Sesond National bank, which holds 2,000, and the Madison Square or “*Dade” bauk, which holds £1,000. Fifty-ihree new members have pald each au entrance foe of $300, which amounts to $15,900; 1,200 regular members have pald $75 aplece annual dues, and thirty-four six-months members the same, mak- ing a total ot $79,050. Mr. Lo Roy estimates that next year's recelpta will be $122 500, and expenditures $102,060, which will leave a favora- ble surplus of §10,450 The assets of the ciub are $408,630, having fu- creased during the past year $23 742, - In Mexico City a story in verses, Is sold on the streot, and it rehearses, That each son of toil, By 8t. Jacob’s Oil, Is cured of all painful reverses. RERR It He Bver Loses His Grip on Grace He'll go ror Him. Kagazine, If it hadn't boeen for my Sunday school class I'd have broken his back!" muttered Joe Fairburn to a fellow- passenger on the train from Westfield, New Jerzey. “‘It would have preju. diced my moral {nfluence on the in- tant mind or I'd have glven the in- fernal regions a hypodermle injection of him!"” “What did he do?’ asked the friend, “D>! Dam him!” snorted Mr, Fair- baurn, “Look here; that man knew I had been trying to get a servant glrl for four months, and finally I hooked one, took her out on the traln with men, and wo sat right behind the dog- goned cuspldor, Up he tunes to a friond of his about the smsll-pox at Westfield." ‘“‘I hear there were four deaths yesterday,’ said he. ‘“‘Dld you leaveyour mother well?"” I asked the glrl, hoping to dlstract her attentlon. ‘‘ ‘Somebody told me six,’ sald his friend, “‘This is all my property,’ I ob- served to tho glrl, pointing out the meadows to her. ‘List year I ralsed amilllon acres of chewing gum on that prairle.’ ¥ ‘‘ ‘Somebody tells me that Joe Falrburn lost three wervant girls by the disease,’ the sneak thief went on, [8} Dra ‘“ ‘And next year I'm golng to plant herring and seo if I can't raise shad,’ I told her in desperation. ‘‘ Faith, I think you'd better plant » few dlzpensarles and raise hospitals,’ sald she, and at the last station she left the traln, Oouldn’t hold her with a dog-collar and an ox-chaln, She was ecared out by the small-pox lie, and she left on foot, dum burst him! famlly owes me a dollar for beinga Christian!" ‘‘Haven't you got a servant glrl yet?” asked his friend, ‘‘Oh, I've got one,” grunted Mr, Kalrburn, “I've got one, but I had to pack her in a shawl-strap and walk out home with her. Bust him! If I ever backs!ldé and loose my grip on grace he'll feel llke a dootor's bill in & banlruptcy proceeding, now you hear me!” And then Mr, Fairburn changed the subject to the procediug Sunday'’s sermon, and wanted to know if his friend really thought that Nebuchad- nczzar ate grass or whethor the grass might not have been a figure of spoech for doughnnts, HumaN BLoop,—On the purlty and vitality of the blood depend the vigor and health of the whole eystem, Dls- ease of various kinds s often only the sign thdt nature is trylng to remove the dlstarbing cause. ~ A remedy that gives life and vigor to the blood, oradicates ecrofula and otner Impuri- ties from It, as Hood's Sarsaparllla undoubtedly does, must be the means of preventlng many dlseases that would occur without its ase. Sold by dealers, Califostda 4, Young man or woman, if you want big money for a small amount, take a certificate in the Marrisge Fund Mut- ual Trust Asscaiation, Cedar Rapids, owa, Cons —Thete is not enonh corn coming ‘| saw him ofcon. ANDY JOHNSON. ';.. venteen Years s Taylor—His Habits of Keonomy -~ His kirst Love, Latervlew with Parson Rrownlow's Son You were acquainted with Presi dent Johnson, were you not{” “Yen, very well,” replled Mr Brownlow, “and I liked him. He lived not far from my home, aud I He came to me after ho had made hls Union epeech, and asked me to arrangoe a meeting be- tweon him spd my father, Woforo this they had not beon on good terms. Johnson said he wented a reconcilia- tion now; that they were both In the samo boat, and they should row tc gother, T arranged the mecting, and a satlafactory understanding was at. tained.” “Pell me something new about him,” sald L HOW ANDY JOHNSON RAN AWAY ““Thers is much unpubiishod reminisconce about Aundy Johuson,” replled Mr. Brownlow. ‘“‘His family was the poorest of thy poor people of thesouth. Ho learncd his trado as tallor fn North Caroliua, but ran away bafore he had served out hls torm e apprentice. He wasa high spirited youth and his master was tyraunical Ono night he bundled up his clothes and left the country. He fled to South Oarolina and stayed there for some time, working as a journeyman tallor. Just before the famlily started for Tonnessee he retnrued. He went to his old master and cffered to pay for the time yet remaining of his ap pronticeship. Sald he: “I cannot work for you, but I recognlze the right yoa have to my service; I ap- prenticed myself voluntarily and am willlog to pay for my tlne.” 1 un- derstand the man forgave him, At this time he was eighteen yeara old and had lesrned to read while work- ing at the bench. SEVENTEEN YEARS A TAILOR. “DId ho stick to his trade after he came to Tennessec?” “Yen, The family conslsting of his mother and three children, of whom he was the oldest,came over the mountains In arickety, canvas covered wagon, and settled near Greenville, For the firat few days they lived In the wagon. Then they renind a log cabin, and Andy opened & little shop His aign was: in the village. “This log cabin which they rented was a poor affatr. It had only one room, and the door was so low that a medium sized woman must stoop in enterlng it. The logs were chinked with clay and the chimney was made of mud and branches mixed together. Here he lived and walked lnto town in the morning and back in the even- ing. He kept at talloring in Green- ville for seventeen years, working at the bench during the recesses of the legislature, and while he held other cffizes. He dld not glve up tailoring until he went to congress, and he made clothes from the time of his olectlon in August untll the time he left for Washington in Decomber, After that he was in public life much of his tlme, and he left the trade for good.” ‘‘He marrled In Greenvlile, did he not?” “Yes."” E“Andrsw Johnson's wife was the aughter of a shoemaker. Her name was Eliza McOardle. He was nine- teen years old when he marrled, and she was a little older. Miss McCardle had recelved the ordinary village school education, and she taught her husband to write and clpher. She was a bright woman, buf never ap- peared much in Washington soclety. Daring the ten years he was in con- grees ehe was here only a few months, and during his term at the white house she never appeared at public recoptione. That she was somewhat an Invalid at the time may have acccunted for this, ANDREW JOHNSON'S ECONOMY Had something to do with keeping his famlly at home. He was very eco- nomical, His clroumatances made him 80 when he was young, and his habits thus aoquired stuck to him, He disd worth §150,000, and this was purely the accumulatlon of his ealary and in- terest. He made litttle or no money outeide of hls salary, While he was In congress he accumulated $50,000, and out of hissalary as president, §70,- 020, The preeident’s salary was then $26,000, and I suppose Johnson saved more than any other president except Hayes. When he studled law he was too poor to buy books, and he spent his lelsure time about the court house in Greenville reading those belonging there, He never kept a horse or car- rlage, and during hls congresslonal campalgns he borrowed a nelghbor's steed to side over the dlstrict, This was probably one of the ressons why he did not give his children college edusation, Hlis three sons went to the common country school of the souath, and the only academic edunca- tlon given any one of them was to the youngest while he was president, who was then twelve years old. He sent this boy to school for a few months, His daughters were better treated, and they were at school in George- town while he was In the white house. Perhaps ne did not belleve In college education. Hoe had gotten along with 80 little himself."” JOHNBON AS A BCHOLAR, “Did he ever become anything of a soholar!" “No! He was a good speaker, but he was very ungrammatioal, Ho was a man of forcs and Ideas, buat he conld not write a spoach. While ho wae in the White House he din not write his own mosasges, You know Jere Black testified to huving written some parts of certaln mensages while on the wit- ness stand. Many of his speoches wera written by Judge Milllgan, who was his intlmate friend through 1ife. He and Johnson camo from the same town, They clected to the leg fslature at tho same time, and thry remalned frlends throughout lifs Milligan ofien disagreed with Johuson a8 to public mat.ers, but Johason stuck to his friseds, thoagh he did not always stick to his party Qae of his last aois as president was to obtaln for Milligan a judgeshlp fu the court of claims, ¢ “‘What kind of a man was ANDREW JOHNSON BOCIALLY]' ‘‘He could be very pleasant Indeed. But he did not care for soclety, and he shpnned the dinners of his brother statesmen., Mr. Johnson possessed great natlve personal dignity, and he could upon occations, b aa polite as a Chesterfivld. He had & way with him which pleased all with whom he came in contact, and he could be free. and-eaty withont abating one jot of dignity.” ‘‘What has become of his famlly ¢ ‘‘Most of them are dead. Ho had threo sons and two daughters, One daughter fs the sole sarvivor. Mortha Johnaon that was. and Mrs, Judge Petorson that ls, She was the €ldost caughter, and she presided at tho White Honezo while Johnson was president. She takes much after her father, has & atrikinly characterlatio face, and I8 & woman of great fntel lectual force. She {s marrled to Judge Peterson, a man much older than her. self, and she llves on a farm near Greenvillo, Ter.n. “By the way," contlnned Mr Brownlow, ‘'you have never heard of rew Johneon's firat love. The presldent fell in love early. Ho was ouly nineteen years old when he mar- rled, but two years before this, while he was & journeyman tailor in South Carollus, he fell in love with a doughter of & small planter. His love was rcturned, but the girl's father, who had a fow acres of land and a couple of negroes, would not counsent to his daughter marrying a tallor, and the futare prosident was rudely re- puleed.” *Ladles, if you would be forever redeemed from the physical disabill- tles that, in thousands of oaees, de- press the eplrit and absolutely fetter all the energles of womanhood, you have only to get Lydia E. Plnkham's Vogetable Compound. A Snake Story. Denvor Tribune. James Kelley and William Rowe had qulte a battle yesterday morning with snakes {n the Platte river bot- towme, about two miles from the olty, They started out for a walk, and thinking they might see somothing to shoot at, took thelr revolvers with them, but they wero not protectlve or sporting weapons, whon dealing with snakes. Walking along through the graes, all at once, witaln about four foet of them, thoy saw a rattle- sanke rear his head and splt fire and venom from his eyes and mouth. Both men were badly frightened, and Mr. Kolloy commenced to shoot at the reptile, bat none of the shots hit him. As each shot was fired hls snake- ship dodged, but all the time showed a great desire to fight, Whilo Mr, Kelley was shooting, Mr, Rowe hunted around and found of wolght, and as they ure gl nets, none lees than eight or ten pounds are caught, and they frequently ran up to twenty and thirty pounds, The can- nerles use all modern appliances, and the cont of the pack s Inoreased by competition, The consul states that an eatabllehment capable of turning Ing out 10 000 cases the season, costa from £12,000 and 816,000, At these figures several have started !nto bosl- nose, and after taklng everyching into consideration connected therewlth, footed up large profits at the close of the season. Some of the canneries average the cost of salmon at $2 50, others from this to 3 60, but find no difficulty In making sales at &5 por onase, REMEMBER THIS. If you are alok Hop Bitters will surely ald Nature fo making yon well when all olse fails, If you are costive or dyspeptlo, or are suffuring from any of the numer. ous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it 18 your own fault if you remain il for Hop Bitters are a soverelgn remedy in all such complalnts, If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney discase, stop tompting Death this momont, and turn for a oure to Hop Bittors, 1f you are sick with that terrible alekness Nervousness, you will find a “‘Balm In Gilead" in the use of Hop Bitters. two short clubs, and, armed with these, a desperate onslaught was made upon the snake, which resulted in its being knocked cold, It was ploked up and pat in an old powder can found near by, and the men started for the oity. Bat a lttle distance had been traversed when a huge bull snake was enoountered, which also showed fight. A llttle exertion on tho part of the hanters, with the exercise of thelr clubs, put it Into a state of insensl- bility, and it was packed away In an- other can and brought to the olty. When taken out of the cans they wore found to measure, respeotively, 7 feet and 8 loches and 6 feet. Owlng to the severe beating received, bath dled in the afternoon, but showed great fighting qualities as long as life lasted. The rattlesnake was sold to Tauman in the Windsor hotel block for §8, and will be stuffed. Daring the evening the bull-snake afforded a great deal of amusement to the crowd at Mr. Koelly's saloon—the Police Rales. A black string was at- tached to his head, and he was coiled up and placed apon the sldewalk. Un- suspeoting peoplo passing along, sur- prised at the roptile making a spring at them, would utter an exolamation of horror, juip aud ran, A nows paper man was oue of the vietims. He was walking down Holllday street, when the boys pulled the string jast a8 he got opposite the snake, A shriek, a bound, and he was ic the streot, rushing away to a place of safety. Both suakes were as large around as the arm of an ordinary slzed man, ard were evidently old-timers. They are sald to be the largest ever taken in Colorado. Angostura Bittars (o not only distin. guleh temselves by their aromatic odor above all othors generally uses, but they are wlso & sure preventive for ail diseases origina‘ing from tho digestive organs Doware of counterfeits, Ask your grocer or druggist Tor the genulne article, mavutactured by Dr. J. G. B Siergert & Sons, Northern Salmon Packing. Gregon Astorlan, Consul Francls, writing from Vie- torla on the salon catch, says that last year the fish began ruuning two woeks later than usual, but whed the fish came, they came in myriads, The first appearance of the salmon was at the north—at Skeena and Naas rivers, and River's Inlet—demonstrating agaln that they elther come from the west, or north, and not from the south as generally supposed—although the time of thelr running in the Columbla and other rivers south, on the coast, is several weeks earlier, The mouth of the Skeena ls in latitude 054°; Naas, 54 © 40 min,, and River's inlet, b1° 26 mip, The significance of the £sh coming from the north become more apparent when it ls remembered that Skeena is about 500 miles north of the Columbla. At the polnts above named there were last year four cannerles, and their season put-up amounted to 80,000 cases. At Alert bey, near the head of Vancouver's Island, the run waa still later, and 1ts cannery only put up 5,000 casos— 2000 less than the previous season, Oa Fraser river there were fifteen canneries in opperation, tho season commencing @ ntlaning later, and their put-up amouutlng to 200,000 cases. The twenty cannerles of the prov aggrogated 235,000 casos, each contalning four dozea cans, cal clated at 50 poands, giving 11,750,000 ponnds, 5,8 Tasy are ratod at 85 par oasw, and make a showing o valuo of §1,175,000, Almost the entlro pack of Britlsh Oolumbla has been sent to Kogland, Oanads sud Australia absorbing tha balance. As to the labor in these northern cannerles, with the excaption of overscers and adepts at the busl- ness, Calnamen, Indians and equaws porform most of the rough work on wages from $3) to §40 per mon‘h, The cannerles average about slxty hands, and tura out, if tho sapply of fish jaal to thelr work, from 200 to 260 cases per day. Outside the cannerlvs are white and Indlan fisher- men, who contract to faralsh fish from b to 10 cents apleso, regard less If you are a froquonter or a resl- dent of a miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries—malaria, epldemic, bilious and intermittent fevers—by the use of Hop Bitters. If you have rough, plmple or sal- low skin, bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable uanor-llr, Ho Bitters will glve you fair skin, rio blood, and sweetest breath, health and comfort, In short they cure all diseases of the stomch, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nervos, Kidnoys, Bright's Disease. $600 will bo paid for a case they wil not cure or help. That poor, bedridden, Invalld wife, {ster mothor, or daughter, can be made the ploture of health, by a fow bottles of Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. WIill you let them suffor? A Cbinaman on Muldoon. 8an Francisco Chronicle, When Loo Fan shook up the pllo of collars on his Ironlog-table yestordsy morning he found amongst them one prodiglous plece of lineu that looked like the awning of an applo-stand. The mammoth neck-plece was large enough to_serve as a glrth for a cari- horse and the laundryman's eyes bulged out la amazament as he gazed at the brand: WILLIAM MULDOON, wrestler, auved hun areas. RUBBER BOOTS, SHOES & ARCTICS. 10,000 CASES, ncloding standards and grades to match, aro offered tothe jobbing trade ot loss than manufactarers’ pricos by FIELD, THAYER & CO, 178 Congress Btre:t, BOSTON, di FOR TABLE U The Natural Mineral, KAISER WATER From Birresborn on the Rhine RECOMMENDED BY THE HIGHEST MEDI- CAL AUTHORITIES, FRED'K HOLLENDER & CO,, Sole agert or the U. 8. and Canals, 115, 117, 119 ;Elm 8, WIFT'S SPECIFIC OURES SCROFULA. WIFT'S SPECIFIO CURES ULCERS. WIFT'S SPECIFIC s CURES OATARRH. SWIFT'S SPECIFIC CURES SORE! SWIFT'S SPECIFIO s CURES BOIL SWIFT'S SPECIFIC CURES ERUPTION WIFT'S SPECIFIC COURES ECZEMA. SWIFT'S SPECIFIO CURFS RHEUMATISM. “‘You sabbee Maldoon?” the amazsd froner lnquired of Wong Fat, who was figuring out what the dlecount on Sconchin’s bill should be In the event of the dlstingaished elocutionlst’s ap- pearing to redeem hls spare collar be- fore the close of the Sanday ple-nlo. Wong Fat responded promptly: *‘Oh, yeb! Meeabbee Muldoon heap well, Him Flenchman; allee same Judge Toeohy, Tad Flaneegee; aliee same Gilhoolee, Koonee, Mohonee.” ‘‘You eabbee lestle?” “Yoh, me sabbse lestlo—!lestle fo’ hashee. Mo waltee one time boaldin’ house—newspaypa man, lawya man, docta, him bloada boada hiwa lestle allee time fo' hashee—lan'lady, him lestle fo' money—both get velly thin —lestle too much ha'd wookee—no good."” ““Wha' fo' 'Melican likeo see lestle, likes see fighteo alles tlme?” “‘Oh, him heap flaid of him witee. Molican velly fond stay out latee. Him wifee get heap mad—taka poka —say, ‘Mo glvee him fiv'—taka pltcha lce wata—say, ‘Me coolee him off.’ Bymeby Molican man come home, takee oft him shoe, stealee up- stay; say, ‘Mo foolee ole woman,’ Allee same him wifee open him jeye; say, ‘Ha! who yon been so latee? Wha time you thinkee him be?' Den Melican man hlm say, ‘You betta leavee me lone—me velly bad man, Me eee fightee allee night—Patsee Hogee—Jack Hallnee. ~Me heap sabe Salllvan—knockee you out a minit, Me sabe Muldoon—glvee you fall —bleakee you neck. You lot up; me velly tongh man-—muchee Wwosee man Salllvan.’ Don him wifee bitee Mellcan man poka, wetee de flo Molican man yellee, ‘Mudda! fi! fi! pleece!’ Noxa day newspapa say heap muchee talkee high life. Velly bad on Molican man; him get dlvose, allee same Jim Fay—givee him wifee mililon dolla an’ ketchee nudda gal: 0o, ‘‘Mellcan man heap fool, eh?"” ARMY OFFIOER'S TESTIMONY, Captain Joseph L. Hayden, residing at No. 921 Fourth Streot, South Boaton Mass, formerly captain in the army, now with the Waiworth Manufacturing Compan: South Boston, writes April 28, 188 **While living in Cambridgeport my wife was nflllicted with terrible puins in her back e, accompaniod with great weak- d loss of appetite. She tried many w0 oalled remodies without avail, growing rapidly worse when her attention was call- ed to Hunt's Remedy, She purchased a hottle from Lowell’s drug store, in Ca bridgeport, and after taking the first dose she bogan to feel oasier, she could sleep wall, aud after continuing its use a short time the severe pains in her back and side entirely disappeared, and she is a well woman, Many of our relatives and friends baved used Hunt's Remedy with the most gratifying resuits, 1 have recommended it many times, and as many times heard the samo atory, Huont's Itemedy is all that is claimed for it, snd & real blessing to all afflictad with kidney or liver trouble.” MADE A MAN COF HIM. Me C, O, Wheeler, No,23 Austin Cambridgs Mass,, makes the following re. markable atatement. On April 27, 1888, he Brites as follows; *‘I havebeen troub. led with kidney disesse for nearly twenty years, Have suffered at times with terri- ble puins in my ba k and limbs, I ueed many medizine:, but found not ed my ense until T took Hunt purchased » bottle of A, P. ( "Mremont Street, Boston, aud before [ had used this one bottle I found relief, and con- tinning its use, my pains and weakness all disappesred, and I feel like a new man, with new lifo and vigor. Hunt's Remedy did wonder for me, and 1 have no hesitan- ey in recommending it to all afficted with kidney or liver disease, as I um positive that by its use they will find iwmediate re. lief . P may use this letter in any way you choose, ko that the people may know of a sure medicine for the cure of all dis- eases of kidueys and liver,” Street O WIFT'S SPECIFI0O v REMOVES ALL TAINT. SWIFT'S SPEGIFIC IS THE GREAT BLOOD REMEDY OF THE AGE. Werite for full particulars to SWIFT SPECIFIC C0., Atlanta,Ba, SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 81 to 81.75 nar Bottla. Dr. Felix Le krun's e PREVENTIVE AND CURE 'FOR EITHER SEX. Thin romedy being injected dircetly to the seat of the discase, requires no change of diet or nau- seous, mercurial or polwonous medicines to be taken' internally. When used AS A PREVENTIVE by cither rex,it Is impossible to contract any pri- vate disea ¢; but in ghe crse of those already UNFORTUNATELY AFFLICTED wo guaranteo 8 boxes to care or we w Il refund the money. Price by mail, postage paid, 82 per box, or 8 boxes fur §5. Written Buarantees {ssued by all autho:ized agents. DR. FELIX LE BRUN & CO,, Sole Props. ©. F. Goodman, Diuggst, Sole Agent, for HEALTH IS WEALTH Di. E. C. Wrst's NERvE AND BRaix TR mAw BN T, n guarantoed specific for Hysteris, Dizzi- Convulsions, Fits, Norvious Neuralgia, ho, Nervors Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefullness, Mental ress on, Softening of the Lrain ting in fnsanity and %osding to misery, dec d desth Premature OTd Age, Barronuees, Lots of power in either sex, lnvoluntary Lo'ges aud Apormat= orahwa caused by overexertion of the brain, solfabuse or overindulgence. Each box \on- taine one menth's treatm-nt. 81.00 & box, or six hoxos for 85 00 sent by mail prepaid on r.celpt of price, WE GUARANTEE SIX BOXES, Ta cure my case. With each order roceived b n 101 H1X S0k 10, accompanlza with 80 00, we Wik wend the purchasnr our written guarantée to re fund the money if the treatment” does not effocs acuie. Guirantees issued only by. . F. GOODMAN m &ev wily Drugglst Omaha Nob, #1T Kt Ubarles 8t, ST. LOUIS Mo. A REGULAY GRADUATE of two medion llogea, s bon louger angaced 10, the reats \ont IRONIC, NERVOUS, SKIN AND BLOOD Diraase y other phyaician in 88, Louts an o 311 rostdents inow. and invited, When 1§ s ncon o city for treatmenty ent by mail Or oxpross everys where, Carabie ases guarsnbeed; whore doul oxlote id e fraukly stated, Call or write, _Nervoua_prosteation, Debility, Meatad acd_Phya W o Blood Tmpurities and Blood Poisoning, Bkin_Affections, Old S and_Ulocrs, i o Marrinve, Rhoumativm, “Special attention to oascs ivom over-workedtmain, SURGICAL OASAS e peciaBiiitontion, Diseases nrisiog from Trupradetive, Kxoesses, Indulcenoes Towa, highly spoken of by the leading papers, cations, You should secure a certificate at once, Write for circulars and appii- | and cure, Sealed for 25c postage or stam A . 2% ‘Wo notice the Marrisge Fund Mutusl 260 pages—the whol Trust Association, of Cedar Rapids, MARRIAGE story wel told, = Maay te; who may mags mow GIOXIEL. 00 " bk vy, vonsoq!