Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, February 7, 1883, Page 7

S e aceee Senaadine ‘e afaan o, \ pom— SEASON 1883. CAREWULLY SELECTED from the full line of the THE DAILY BEE-WED? Walil Paper.—- "W STORE-NEW STOCK-EASTE ey NESDAY FoBRUARY 1 GrEROIRGFIE ER. IBIE.A TRRID, 32 MAIN STREET AND 33 PEARL ST. (New McMahon Elock, next door to Postoffice) GOUNGIL BLUFFS, RESPECTFULLY ANNOUNCES THAT HE IS NOW RECEIVINGA VERY LARGE STOCK OF WALL PAPER AND WINDOW SHADS, {N PRIGES DUPLIGATED. 10WA, LEADING MANUFACTORIES. Citizens of Council Bluffs and surrounding towns are respectfully invited to examine THE NEW STYLES FOR 1883, whether you wish to buy or not, PRICES guar_‘ameed as LOW as anywhere in the United States. . COUNCIL BLUFTFS, PALACE PROPRIETOR OF—— MUSIC HALIL! MO B LTI R, TOW A. Headquarters for the justly Celebrated WEBER PIANOS, now approved and used by a’l first class Artists. WESTERN GOTTAGE AxD BURDETTE ORGANS. Importer and dealer in_MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 0 Guitars, Accordeons, iviusic Boxes, Italian Strings, Etc., Etc. F EVERY DESG'IPTION, such as Violins Also a full line of MUSIC BOOKS MUSIC BINDERS AND SHEERET MUSIO, Fancy Goods, Childrens' Carriages, Velocipedes, Bycicles, Carts and Wagons. will seli at To make room for new stock EXTRA LOW FIGURES FOR THE NEXT SIXTY DAYS. Good Organs at $50 and upward. Pianos and Organs sold for Cash and on Monthly Payments. Orders solicited. J. MUELLER, Council Bluffs, lowa. Address, COUNCIL BLUFES WATER That never require crimping, at Mrs. J. J. Guod' Also a full line of switches, flver and coloted nots. Waves made from Indies’ own ny other halr dealer. elsewhere, All goods warranted as represented. " DOCTOR STEINHARTS ESSENGE OF LIFE. For OLD AND YOUNG; MALN AND FRMALR, 1t ia sure, prompt and effectual remeds or In. digestion, Dyspep-ia, Intermittent Fovers, Want of Appetite, Nervous Debility in all its Stages, Weak Memory, Loss of Brain Power, Prostration, Weakness and general Loss of Power. It ropairs nervous waste, rejuvenates the faded intellect, strenghthens the enfecblod brain and restores surpris ng tone and vigor to the exhausted or- s, The experience of thousands proves it to an_ invaluable remedy. Prico, $1.00a bottle, orsix or#. For saleby all druggists, or sent secure from observation on receipt of price by Em;v 1P. 0. Box 2460 St DR. WHITTIER. 617 St. Charlea 8t, ST. LOUIS (Mo A REGULAR GRADUATE of two modi colleges,baa on lavger engagd In, the ment of OHRONIO, * NERYVOUS, SKI BLOOD Diseasos than any othor physician in B Louls as city papers show snd all old resldents know. Consultation free and invited, When il 18 Inconventent to visit the city for treatmeut wodiclasg ca be vont by mall or expross ovory whore, Curablo casos cusranteod; whore doab) exista It is frankly etatcd. Call of write. Nervous prostration, Debility, Ments! and Physical Weakness, Mercurial and other affections of Throat, Skin and Bones, Blood Tmpurities_and Blood Polsoning, | (, Bkin Affections, Old Sores and Uloers, | Tmpediments to Marriake, Khenmatism, Piles. Special attention to cases from over.worked brain, SURGICAL OASEE receive special attontion, Diseases arising from Imprudonce, Excesres, Indulzences MARRIAGE, 7, e story well told. Many GUXDE. reccipta; who may mar and cure. ho may not, w catises, consequie . wly DOCTOR STEINHART'S SUPPOSITORIES ! The Great Popular Remoly for Piles. Surecure for Blind, Bleeding & Iiching Piles And all forms of Hemorrholdal Tumors, These Surrosrrories act directly upon the coats of the Blood Vessels, and by their astringent effecta gentiy force the blood from the swollen tumors, lnd%)‘ making the coats of the veins strong, prevent the r refilling, and hence a radl- cal cure is sure to follow their use. Price, 78 cents a box. For sale Ilg alldrugeists, or sent hi ‘mail on receipt of price, by En_1ish Med! Xastitute, 718 Olive 3t &t Ly IMPERISHABLE PERFUME. Murray & Larman’s FLORIDA WATER, Best fr TCILET, BATH and ¥ ANDKFRCHIEF, [ S EORBRRRIT s e x - o WAVES. Btore, at pricus nover boters fauched b otc. at xreatly reduced prices, Also gold, balr. Do nob tall to call boforo purchaaing RS, J. J. GOOJ MRS, 29 Mawn otroes, Cout CRATITUDE. DixvER, CoL., August 29, 1582, Grvis—I cannot find words w th which to ex Dbress my geatitude to you for the curs your Switt's Specific has effect:d in my case, 1 was affiicted with ths horrible disease for three yours, and after spending some time at the Hot ¥prings 1 used on'y one dozen small small bottleg of 8, § 8. and there isnot a ign of the disease remain. ing. My wores are alhealed, my throat fs en- tire'y well; ; Lam rid of s s s i 8 that torri K arug clerk, T have sern so andreds of men dosed with Calome, Lodide of Meacury and Iodide of Potash, ustil they were complete wrecks, that I shudder to thuk of the m's ry which has beon brought on the humanfamily by the use of Mercurials for Blood Diseascs. It is & cryiog shame that physi cfans will not acknowlcdge the morit of your GRAND Blood Medicine, Use my name as you wish., J. 1. RAFF, us, and we will CURE 1t you doubt, come to | YOU, or charge nothing! Write for particulars | and a copy of the little book, ** Message to the Unfortanate Suffering " Ask any Druggist a8 to our standiog. 19.81,000 Reward will he paid to any t wha w Il find, on_ana’ysis of 200 bott ea , one pa of Ma cury, lod de of um, or any Mineral substance. SWIFT 1¥1C C0., Proprictors, AtlantA, Ga. L | NERVOUS DEBILITY, or. . WO R SRATPRE Y, atmens A wpeciio for Hysterla, Horvous Headacho, Mo Memory,Epermatorrh Emlssion 0 exortios leads to curo recent treatment, fivo dollars; Convalelons Deprossion, Lose cncy, [avalakery Oce dolisz a box, or alx boxaet sy % by mall propaid co receipt of x boxzes to cure Any case, 4 by us for ex boxes, 8o wili sead the pur. fe0 10 return Vae frlca. We g ith ea°b ord compan ed wi chinsor an n ek ) 0L, L. T. FOSTER Youngstown, Ohlo, May 10, 1850, L & Co.—1 had agvery valas Tprised very highly avin on one foint and 1 © cn the other which made him vory pad bim under the charge of two veter b %0 cure bim. e9,1 dotormins glate bere §: tloe; I 892 t and thoy order ught 1 woul uisr glving rugglets have it Dr. B. 1. Kendall & Qo) urgh Falls, V | chambermsid, EOLD BY LL DRUGGIBYE dowly A ‘Troubles of & Bridal Party. Peck’s Sun. ‘‘Say, what kind of a hote! do you | keep?” said a green lonking man, as he stepped up to the counter and reg- istered his name, and added ‘‘and wife” after it. “‘Can a new marrled couple settle down here for two or three days and have a qulet visit with each other and not be scared out of their boots?” The hotel man said they could go right to their room and stay there threo days or three weeks, and never come to their meals if they didn’t want anything to eat. *‘But what s the matter? Have yon been annoyedi” ‘‘Annoyed? That doesn’t express it. We were married day before yester- day at St. Paul, and went to a hotel. I live about sixty miles west of St. Paul, and the traveling msn put up a job on me to make me tired. There were about a hundred of them snowed in at St. Paul, and I'll be darned if they didn't keep us awake all night They knew we were a bridal couple, and they bribed the bell boys and porters to let them act for them, and when we rung the bell for the bell boy a drummer for a Chicago cigar factory came in and wanted to know what was wanted. I ordered a pitcher of ice water, and a Milwaukee drummer for a grocery house brought it in, and he looked at my wife, who is bashfal, and made her feel real bad. Ididn't know they were drummers until the next day, or Ishould have killed some of them. 1 rang the bell for coal, and a travel- ing salesman who posts railroad cards around and works up excursions, he came in and fixed the fire, and he stayed and poked it for half an hour, and he had more gall than I ever sce, He asked o many questions about how long we had been married that I wauted to thomp him, but my wife said we didn’t want to have no row tho first day we were married. 1 rung for a chambermoid to clean up the room and bring some towels, ‘and it was about half an hour before she came, and I went down to the office to see about my trunk, and the chamber- maid stayed about half an hour and was very interesting, and my wife sald she was a real pleasant, affectionate sort of a creature, far above her sta- tion, and I tell you I was mad when Ifound out that 1t was a smooth faced, handsome young Jewish drummer for a Milwaukee clothing houre, who was in with the gang, and he gave the chambermald $3 to loan him an old dress so he could play Whiu my wlfe told me that the he chambermaid patted her on the cheek, and sald tha: she was the sweotest bride that was ever in a hotel, and asked her for a kiss, and my wife said she thonght it would be no harm to kiss & poor cham- bermaid, and encouraged her, I wanted to kill him, aud I went down to the office the next morning, but the smooth faced cusa had gono to Fargo. It was all the landlord conld d me. somebody got iuto the room and put cracker crambs in our bed, and we found a cold oil cloth floor mat over the top sheet, enough to freezs any- body. But the worst was at nlght, We had just got comfortably in bed when there was a knock at the door, and I got up, and the watchman was there, and he said he wanted to polnt to hold | Well, while wo were at supper | ont to me the fire escape a0 I could g2t out In caso of fire, and I went out into the hall and he took me way out to the end of the hall to show it to me, and while I waa looking out of the wicdow my wife came running down the hall and begging mo to save her. T asked her what was the matter, and she said ss soon as I went oat a man that looked like a porter came in the room and told her to fly and nave herself and to follow her husbana. She folt awful when ehe found there was no trouble, and we got back into our room half frozs, I have got them fellows down fine. The fellow who called me out to look at the fire escape 18 a drammer for a Philadelphia milli- nery house, and the one that scared my wife out of her wits travels for a hearse factory at Rochester, N. Y. My wife says she would know him because he has a big grey mustache and wears a diamond collar button in his shirt. She thought he was pretty stylish for a porter at the time. They woko us up several timos in the night to tell us‘'what to do in case we were nick, and in the morning before we were up, & waiter brought up our breakfist. He said the landlord sent it up, and he just stood around until we had to sit up in bed and eat break- fast. I thought at the time It was kind in the landlord to sond up our breakfast, but when T found that the waiter who broughtit up was a travel- ing man for a reaper factory at Rock- ford, and remembered how darned impudent he lcoked et my wife. could have murdered him, but the cleck said ~ he had gone to Winnipeg. It was just about as bad coming dowa horo on the sleeping car, and I ] half the paescngers on the car were thoso same drummers that were anowed in. 1t was colder than Alaska, and I would order extra biankets, and they would steal thom, I had more than twenty blankets put on the bed, and in the moraing there was nothlng but s sheet over us And every time thero was a blanket spread over us there was a diffsrent porter put it on, and I think they were all traveling men. Every little while somebody would pull open the cur- talns and sit down ou my berth and begin to pull Gff his boots, and I would tell him the berth was occupied, and that he muat have made a mistake, and he would look around at us as innocent as could be, and ack car pardon, and then go out and dawn the porter. Once I felt somebody feeling about my berth, ard T ueked whye was tho mattor, and the fellow said he was looking for my wife's shoes to black. Then about every fitteen minutes the conductor would open the curtsivs and hold a red laatern in and ask for onr tickets. I think they punched my ticket 65 times. Anyway, it looked like porous plaster when I got wup in the morning, I think 1t was the traveling men who were playing con- dustor, but I was slecpy, and I thoughit the best way was to lot them punch it. Well, about 3 o'clock {in the morning scmebody punched us and eaid it was time to get up, as all the passengers wero up, and we would have breakfast in fiftcen minutes, And then we hustled aro nd and got dressed the best we could, laying on our backs and kicking our clothes up in the air and catching them on ourselves when they came down, I got my pants on wrong side before and lost everything out of my pockets, and my wife lost her hair and had to tte a handkerchief around her head, and then we had cur berths made up and sat up till day- light, and the porter found my wife's hair and ploned it to the curtaina of a berth occupled by a preachor from Oshkosh, and he kicked, and got mad and talked about it, and wondered how it camo there, and he swore about it, and T think he travels for an Oehkosh ocarriage factory. Oh, I never had such a night, or two such nights, in all my life, and what 1 want to know is if I can be quiet here and get a littie sleep, and not be annoyed.” The hotel man told him if anybody came around to bother him to knock them clear down stairs and he would be responsible, and the brtdegroom took his satchel and his wife, and the colored man showed them a room, and they have not showed up aince. It is confounded mean in traveling men to get snowed in and form a syndicate to have fun. They will cause themselves to bo dis- liked if they keep on. Money for the Unmarried. One of the most eolid and tantial ioatitutions in this country is the M riage Fund and Mutual Trust Associ of Cedar Rapids, o 'hey are o izod under the laws of Iowa, and their ficers and directors are among the leading and most prominent busine:s men of Cedar Rapids, Every unmarried person should have a certificats in this aseoclation, Tt is & splendid investment, as safo as & government boad, You can justas well have a good sum of money to commence married life on as not. A large number of members have bsen paid off, receiving over 800 per cent on their inve-tment., Write for circulars fully detailing the plan, which 1# the finest kuown. Do not postpone it. Good agents wanted, Mention where you saw this notice 15 8m, Buck/in's Araica Balve The Besr SALVE in the world for Outs, 0 ovy, balt Rheum, Fe. or, Chapped Hands, Chil A eruptions, and Tt ie guaranteed to mioey refunded, #or ale by O, nstiufactfon r 25 couts per cX, Price, *" Qhodmer A Durab e Houee. A gentleman of Parkersburg, Pa, George Huston, will build a house en- tirely of fron. The floors of the hall, vestibale, and library will be laid with polished cast.iron tiles, in which dif- ferent qualitics of fron will be used to produce the same vartety of color as in ordinary tile floorirg All the other floors of the house will bo of stout iron plates firmly bolted to the iron joists, The outside walls and inside partitions will be composed of two courses of iron plates firmly bolted together, 80 as to be air-tight. These hollow fron walls and partitions will be used instead of chimneye and for conveying heat to difforent parts of the house, and ventilation. The hot smoke and s from the far-| naces passing throvgh che sides <f the | roows in this way will, it is claimed, | be almcat sufficient to keep the house comforiable in the coldest weather, so | that the heating can b done with | about one-half the fuel required in ordinary houses, All tho doors and window-sashes will also be firon, bat | will be constructed in such a light way and 80 nicely balanced upon hinges ensily as those made of wood. In the parlor will be a mantel of polished steel handeomely ornamented, There will be a similar ono in the divin, room, upon which will be ongnves huntivg scenes. In the library will bo a maseive mantol, so constructed that it will look as if it wero made of pig-lron fueed together. Mr, Huston admits that his honse may cost twice or threo times as much as an ordinary house, but claims that with a little attention it will last for centuries without repairs, and will never cost a cent for insurance, The young people of Des Moines have developed » species of influenza, which commences with hoarseness and coughing and is attended with violent vomiting, One voico all over the land goes up from mothers, that says, ‘‘My daugh- ters are so feeble and sad, with no strength. all out of broath and life at tho least oxertion,. What can we do for them?” The answer is simple and full of hope. One to four weeks' use of Hop Bitters will make them healthy, roey, sprightly, and cheerful, A Rallroad Bible Drake's Magazine, ‘'Giot a Bible on this train?” shouted a lovg-haired chap, with a face like a flaxseed poultice, as tho conductor | came along. ‘‘Am scrry to say we're just omy,” replied the lantern-swinger. ‘‘The last one lost it grip in & smash-up.” “‘This is a douce of a road! Have ou got any Miltoue?” ivgqaired the iterature-secker, “Nothing 1n the ‘Paradiso Lost’ line,” “‘Any Byrons, Burnesses, Bacons, or Boantiful's Nose?"” “Not to-day." “Wel, what in thonder have you got in the way of literatoor?” A pack of cards,” ‘‘Ah! Thet's just what I wanted, Why couldn't you take a hint in the first place. Biing on your ralircad Biblo, and get me & congregation of threo before you take up the collec- tion,” The literary chap was accommo- dated and the services began. A Valueble Medioine, Huny's Reseoy,— 178 MaNY MERITS, Thers are no diseases more provalont, with porbags, the excep'i n of Coosumption, in this country, than ths Kidney and Liver Complain and 10 find & romody that would effectually ro- leve them hai long been the ain of many ¢ Mic- tod sulforers. Whether our babits ssa pe: plo wre conductive to thes iwaes, or whoether they may result from the peculiarity of our climate, 18 b:yond our comprohension, and fu cf 1iitle val. ue since an efflaclous r medy can be had; but of one thing we are sure, thit the long afflicted public will hail with oy the spacific which has againaad again proved its abllity to effectually cope with snd eradicate ane of this medicine 1s manufactured by tho Hunt's Kemedy Com pany of Providenco, It is not often that men tion of & patent medicine occurs in these colums but, when one comes under our notice possessing such undou'ted merit as tho one of whic speak, we cannot refealn from glviog 18 the it it desorves, It cures when sl other remsdics fall, &y it acts dirsct'y on bre Kidneys,Liver, and Bowels restoring them all at once to bealthy action. It laware to eradicate all disesscs of the Kidreys, Bladder, Uiluary Organs,—guch ag Gravel, Disbetos, Incontinence, Retention of the Urine, 1t has s wonderful effoct on Weakness thess discaser. Tre we and weights as to open and shut as or Pain in the Back, 8ids, or Lolns, aud has prov- ed itec!f the most reliable medicize extas r General Delility, Femile Disoases, Distorbed Blecp, Loss of Appetite, atd all complalrts of the Urino-Genital Organs., Its efficacy in cases of that dreadful scourge aud insilious deetroyers Bright's Diseare of tho Kidniys, has been re- mwar.ab'e; and, It 163 merit rested on ita succese 1n coping with that direiso alone, 1t would be worthy of high rank asa public benefchtor. I all di easesof the Liver—as Biliousness, Head- ache, Dyspops s, Sour Stomach, and Costiveness ib quickly induces that organ to heals y action, andremoves the cause ab the same time. Itis purely vegstable in compusition, belng entirely treo trom & | mercurial or mineral polsons, and posscasen raro virlues ai & vemedy for Heart Discaso and Rhoumatism. We have neither time norsp ce to do this medicine full justice; but tho public can obta'n full puiticlars in the shape of pamphle's and circulars by addressing Hunt's Remoy Company, Providence, R, L—Sclentifie Timos. Atimian Mop 8 yuu are y-ung Do i trers, o n HepSitters CORNICE WORKS! 0. SPECHT, - - Proprietor. 213 Harney ¥, - Omrha, Nob MANUFACTURERS OF Galvanized Iron CORNICES, DORMER WINDOWS, FINIALS Tin, Iron and Slate Roofing, Bpecht's Patent Metalle Skylight Patent Adjusted Ratchet Bar and Bracket Shelving, Iam the general agent for the above line of goods, IRON WENCING, Orestings, Balustrades, Verandas, Offies Bank Rallings, Window and Gellar uards; also GENERAL AGEN aath Dasthel oy me wiee J0850 JaMe8. 1 which will 1 ¥, such as has and will bo pul lished, bat & t1a life by the only porsan who 18 in posession of the facts & tai hiul and dov tod wife, Truth is more uter- han Astion. Avents shouid apply o) ter Ben 75 cts. for Sample book, J H Chambera& o, moaol-§v-e St Lanis Mal CHEIO ES: S5 IV LTI o MANUFACTURER OF Silver Plated mo. WINDOW SASH Door Plates Engraved to Orde:. No, 909 N, 7th 8t, Bt II'JN:. Mo