Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, August 18, 1917, Page 16

FAIR_TODAY AND = TOMORROW; WEST WINDS. i What Is Going On Tonight (-Moving Pictures at the Breed The- e. Vaudeville snd Mov the Davis Theatre. Feature Moving Pictures at the Au- ditorium Theatre- ANNOUNCEMENTS ‘E& - DAVIS THEATRE Four Shows Today—Mae Murray in The Plow Girl; Louise Glaum in A Strange Transgressor — Two Big Features Coming Monday, Douglas Fairbanks in His Latest Comedy, Down to Earth, £ Fictures at Crowded houses were in evidence at every performance at the Davis yes- rday and the photoplay bill more than came up to expectations. Mae Murray, the famous Paramount star, ana Louise Glaum, the Triangle Pea- cock woman, were both seen in won- derful productions and it is hard to determine which was the better as hoth pictures appealed t6 all who saw them. Mae Murray appears in_the Plow Girl, a Lasky production, which carries the spectator through many climes and is interesting from begin- ning to end. The Triangle feature which Miss Glaum appears in is called A Strange Transgressor. For the first time in her areer Miss Glaum appears with the s Triangle Kiddies in_this pro- To complete the show there Triangie comedy called His hankless Job. Next .week Douglas Fairbanks ap- pears in Down to Earth, his newest -icraft offering. On the same bill h Fairbanks is Bessie Love, the dainty Triangle star, in The Sawdust Ring, a five-part delightful story of sircus life. Also His Sudden Rival, a corking comedy that is made for aughing purposes only MAJESTIC ROOF GARDEN Valeska Suratt in The Slave Feature for To ht at the Majestic Roof Garden—Coming Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Charbino Brothers, Wonderful Athletes. feature photoplay for tonight he Majestic Roof rden will be n The Slave, a soul- f today in six parts. unfolds itself Caroline __(Valeska iady in a Tifth Ave- shop. Her nard strusgle s made the more unen- e sight of the luxury in the models live. Old Money- requent visitor at the shop, oline. She hesitates, also a victim of the , tells her significantly ge is honorable. Miss Suratt is known as the Empress of shio; ten. As the actress of a thous- ¢ mes, she is unchallenged. In he Siave she wears some of the most startling gowns ever shown on_stage or = e latest Mutual Week- funny comedy complete added attraction for esday and Wednes- o~ Prothers. two who do an athletic cond to none, will at 8.30. BREED THEATRE Nary Anderson and Antonio Moreno in The Magnificent Meddler, Fea- ture for Today—H. B. Warner Will be Seen Monday and Tuesday in The Danger Trail. The bill at the Breea tneawre for onsists of Mary Anderson and nio Moreno in The Ma cent story of a breezy voung 10 tried to mould the des- frontier town—and suc- 1e latest news in the Heart- and a very funny com- eaturing the famous comedian, e Mack ay and Tuesday the Breed H. B. Warner and porting cast in The Dan- picturization of James ood’s stirring drama of love and_bitter hate amid eep snows. The sixth chapter tal Ring will also be shown t Pathe Week will the bili for Monday and What Every German Knows. any army of one million men » purpose of the rnment to put in France before summer 16,000 field guns are re- "o ntracts for th nes have not yet been let. That i: ot the fault of Congress. It is the It of somebody in the War Depart- hat somebody is we hope on deem it a patriotic s just beginning to as- colossal cost of M. Den- d adminitsration of the ship- In Boston alone three vere lost in commencing the work necessary to restore the ners to a seaworthy condition today man. TIs the shipping scandal to be re eated in War Department in the case field gun: ess turns on the light the kept in the darl are well aware that are still on paper. Only le are deceived.—Boston ISN'T THIS THE SMARTEST TURBAN YOU'VE SEEN? SUNDAY SUBJECTS ' ion meets at 87 The Holiness Mi: Main street. .. At the Gospel Mission in the Steiner building meetings are held morning, afterngon and evening. ‘There will be preaching morning and evening by the pastor, Rev. B. W. Williams, ~at Mt." Calvary Baptist church. Sunday school will be held at noon. At Park Congregational church Un. nion service of Broadway, Congregational and Park churches will be held. Rev. Brownell Gage will preach. 5 At the Norwich Town Methodist church the morning subject will be Bringing Others to Christ. In the evening the subject will be Share Your Blessings. At Grace church, Yantic, Rev. J. W. Areson, rector, there will be celebra- tion of Holy communion, and sermon in the morning. The rector will be celebrant and preacher. : At Grace Memorial Baptist church there will be preaching morning and evening by Rev. J. Alexander Morris of New York city. There will be a session of the Sunday school at noon. The Associated Bible Students will hold Services in Buckingham Memor- ial hall, 307 Main street. There will be Bible study in the afternoon. The topic will be “Daniel's Vision of Earth's Empires.” At the McKinley avenue A. M. E. Zion church, Rev. Edward F. Barrow, pastor, there will be morning worship and sermon, Sunday school at noon, and evening worship with sermon The Book Found versus The Book Lost. Rev. Horace B. Sloat of Waterbury will preach at the morning and even- ing services at the Central Baptist church. There will be Sunday school at noon and a meeting of the B. Y. P. U. at the usual hour. The topic of the B. Y. P. U. meeting will be A Definite Purpose 2nd the Success It Wins. Miss Olive D. Linton will be the leader. At the Federated church, Rev. Ar- thur W. Burdon, pastor, there will be morning service with sermon by the pastor. The subject will be Imita- tors. There will be Sunday school at noon, a meeting of the Junior C. E. at 3 p. m, and of the C. E society at 6.30 p. m. There will be an evening service with short sermon on the subject, Unquenchable Love, cond when you want good help and want it quickly. now, but the best workers read Bulletin Want Ads. When you have a “don't want” which you believe might Bbe “some-one-elsec want.” Fur- niture, floor coverings, stoves, clothing, tools, etc., advertised in Bulletin Want Ads find ready sale. When you losa something— for most Norwich pecple are honest—and on finding anything dnetinctively, turn to Bulletin Want Ads to locate the loser. When a vacancy occurs in your rental property. When you want to sell your real estate. When you want to buy or sell pets, a business or a lease. Sc a Line FCR SALE FOR SALE Eight-room cottage, all latest im- provements, large barn, .and eight building lots, located in the best resi- dential section of Jewett City. For particulars, inquire of S. SEIGEL. Estate and Insurance, Norwich, Conn. may19d Tel. 243 Re: Cottage House, eight rooms with mod- ern conveniences, large barn in rear, three minutes’ walk from trolleys Must be sold to close estate R. S. BARTLETT, Trustee, Room 14, Central Building, City. FOR SALE WANTED ANTED—A teacher for for the Church Hill School in Ledn:d. Apply to Sam. uel B. Holdride o 5D Nooe: WANTED—Farmer small far with two boarders to ot Kadress Box 98 Buttetin o FOR SALE—A pair of young mv about 1300 1bs.; Jewett City. I3h_setter pup Baker. ohoan-_ ‘Norwich, d.um‘d s0d wife Sor W Baicer. S SALE—OD: horse, sound, safe Road from Baltic to Scotland, Ct. tred Fredett. wich soon; men and women desis government _aler] curlum Shule, 2 cluich and concrete jitney office for auto livery; J¥™ | office tf friotion oona.ulon. Lester Wil T B estnut horse, 0 combination and mm wn‘on BEioey 370 m. lll. A WORD to turkey raisers: Konemah £pecific No. 14 is a scientific treatment or the prevention and cure of black- e turkeys. szphud nevder fl‘allgd ared and sold by Konemah Poultry !l.rdl Norwich, Co: SALBSMAN—Traveling; salary expenses or commission: must be act- ive, .-mumm.t. w;mnt to learn; splen- ortunity: former experien Landmark Clgar Co., Denver, ANEED. Tve @ new Iin Eesa Ninbs Soda, DArAImes, Tots: TO RENT r TO RENT—Basement tenement, three rooms, ,mprovements, everything but heat. {é Union St. 7 augx.u M0 BENT Seven-room cottage, ail imnmv-nunu for two weeks. lInquire A Kinney, Pleasant View, Wester- around | 13, e o arive: | X b5 s Tl FOR RENT—Furnished cottage, mod- ern improvements, or rooms with use of kitchen. 25 Grove 'WHEN in Willimantic, call at the t end trolley line; open day and night; auto service to Hartford every Weight | mornis 30 & m, fare $i. Ja it | morning, & e § ones Union St, Tel 50. auglod FOR RENT_Furnished, The Wig- wam and’ Kamp Komfort, for camping, at Horton’s Cove. Inquire Porter 1o, ers. Phone 687-4. augled TO RENT—Furnished rooms for light housekeeping. 83 Washington St Phone 274. augid "FOR RENT—Modern flve-room flat, 456 West Maln | with all improvements, very desirable poreh entrances. etc.. for $15.. Alling ubber Co. augzd 3. Clark Jet'e: e, nearl y new, perfect| School St. Inquire at Bullet! Orfice, ashington St, City, iy Hinen i LARGE m\uuucrvun wants shirta, _underwear, hoster. muse | FOR SALE Sacrifice. skirts direct 10 homes. Write for fres sampics. Madison Mills, 543 Broadway, WE BUY and sell tools, furnmiture, e, false teeth antiques else; old books Yite or call. Louls Doy New York Cits. augllSTuTh FOR SALE—A light runabout, price For further information, care Bulletin. reasonable. address Hupmobile, FOR SALB—A new milch, 5 year old Ayrshire cow with calf. South Canterbury. FOR SALE—1916_six_cvlinder Oak- Newton, Canter- WANTED—Five bright, Seosble la- dies B Comwsl. M. Paster, demonstrat, 3,426 fo 350 per weel . Goodrich Drug Dept, 181, Omaha, Nebr. 85 A DAY gathering evergreens, roots 10c brings book and war Botanical, 17, land touring car. and herbs; irces; particulars free. ew Haven, Conn, MARRY 1f lonely; for results try m best and most successful home hundreds rich wish marriage strictly confidential; years experience; descriptions free. The Successful Club, Mrs. Purdie, Box 556, Oakland, Calif. INVENT something bring wealt! invent and how to obtain through our credit system. 4223 Talbert Bidg. Washington, FOR SALE—Cutter-carrier. Giddings, P. O. strong’s ‘Crossing. FOR SALE—200 shects, pillow case: glassare ‘and sil- been used three table Mnen, dishe: kitchen utensils; months at the Goodyear nfly Conn. 2 FOR SALE—Some of the finest farms in New London and Windham coun- farms. houses and lots, very . H. Maine, Groton, Conn. our ideas may tells what to Parker, = just right Lathrop, Norwich Town. phone 1416. SALE — Frankiin practically new. , profitable work for women and girls in large rubber footwear fac- ideal conditions attractive town: fine the- d band, recreation grounds, 1'for dancing—or benefit of employ- beginners pald a worth-while sal- ary and given free board and room at ] : Tpewriter. in_Connecticut; Inquire at Bulletin for worker FOR SALE 1914 Overland in_good condition, Apply J. C. Keegan, 14 Pearl St TO RENT—Baiement tenement at 66 3yaod TO RENT—One-half of double houss No. 19 Olk St, Inquire of H. k. ujnzd‘!:‘er ie ¥ HE hnnusov— ~Furnished rooms to let; 31 and up per week. Rear of Bul- letin. Jyisd “FURNISHED Rooms, The Marguerite, cool, clean, pleasant réoms. No. § North Main St, iysd TO RENT—Furnished cottage at 176 Laurel Hill Ave. Inquire of P. X. Bray, 23) Central Ave. jyoa TO RENT—Rooms for light house- keeping. iva TO RENT—Neatly furnished room; also roum for light housekeeping. Mrs. May Kelley, 7 North High St Jjeld FURNISHED ROOMS and light houss- keeping at 106 School St. Phone 1048-3 apridd FURNISHED rcoms; reasonable rates. suitably for Light housekeeping: Mrs.. Emma orse, 18 Unlon St Jy2od FOR RENT 9 Room House FINE RESIDENCE PROPERTY $40.00 A MONTH Inquire JAS. L. CASE 37 Shetucket Street at end of a month can woman_welfare gs pleasant; don't write for illustrated book- “A Good Job at Beacon Falls. > . Beacon Falls Beacon Falls, Conn. Top Notch éarn good to make t! SALE — Overland touring car, in excellent condition; Teasonable offer. Danielson, Conn. FOR SALE—Ford roadster, repainted and overhauled. The Frisbie-CcCormick Co., 52 Shetucket St. 5 5-passenzer ! accept first dec: Telephone For further information apply to With Sleeve In Either of Two Styles. Linen. wique, challie, scrge, repp, poplin :ind silk are nice for this style. Gingham, lawn and percale, too, are desirabie. The dress is slashed in ened by shaped “godet” hould be of contrasting material sleeve Is finished in the same ._in short length. In wrist Jength, it has a band cuff. The pattern is cut fou zes: 4 6. 8 and 10 vears. It requires 3 3-4 yards of 36-inch material for an S-year size. A pattern of this illustration mailed to any address on receipt of 10 cents in_silver or stamps. Order through The Bulletin Company, Pattern Dept.. Norwich, Conn. A Burbank Wheat. If Luther Burbank is not mistaken in the promise of a “superwheat” which he has created by plant breeding he has got something that will revolu- tionize grain production in the United States by producing from 50 to 70 bushels of wheat an acre where ordin- ary wheat now yields 15 or 20 bushels. The world is going to need that kind of help and a newspaper writer who has talked to Mr. Burbank at Santa Rosa, ‘al. found him confident of making his forecase good in this important matter—Spirngfield Republican. CASTORIA in J;I;f;:'tgix:rcggd;e;n points and w Zores. These 7% acres of level land, surveyed and plotted for building lots, bordering | Nt river. room 14 Central Building, Norwich, Ct. Eight-room cottage house, barn & other buildings, all land machine worked, abundance of wood and fruit, | experi all crops beans, corn, cucumbers. lot of ha cow. 60 héns, 100 chickens, 1 hos, ming tools, complete outfit This j — place is situated in a good locality, | miles from railroad matn line Investigate. iences. Ver: Let me sho 41 West Broad St., Rooms 1 and 2, Balance of Express Wagons and Carriages at very low prices to close out stock and settle estate. FOR SALE LAND AT GALES FERRY FOR SALE—Ford touring, 1915 model, repainted and overhauled. McCormick Co.. 52 Shetucket St. auglsd FOR SALE—Maxwell model, run less than 4,000 miles. | Frisbie-MoCormick Co. WANTED—Girl 18 years up to leatn in “windin, for the right ide Silk Mill. hree or four rooms, with - small family. WANTED— 2 Shetucket St. A position to do house- FOR SALE —Maxwell Telephone & e first class condition, good tires. one extra. The Frisbie-McCormick Co., 52 Shetucket St FOR SALE Reo touring, 19 The Frisbie-Mc. 0., 52 Shetucket 5 FOR SALE—Chevrolet touring, E WANTED Men can easily earn end for details. Barnes Bros.’ Yalesville, Cona. whole or part Apply to R. S. BARTLETT, Trustee, 47 Acre Farm A middle aged Protestant woman wishes a position as SecKos _care for an overhauled, new tires and in perfect condition, : many other bargains. Cormick Co. FOR SALE*IOD b\whc‘lq of seed s 2 Shetucket St _ GOVERNMENT war positions open; clerical men-women The Washington Court Corner Washington Street and Greene Avenue ROOMS WITH OR WITHOUT BOARD Phone 1030 For Rent The building now occupied by The Plaut-Cadden Co., 144-146 Main St. Inquire of THE PLAUT-CADDEN CO. $100 tute. . Franklin Insti- 37-G.. Rochester, N. H. B. Bates, R. D. including potatoes, onigns. two are bargain. Immediate posse: £250 e L | uys a seashore lot fronting ocean. ne bathing beach and other conven- FOR SALE—One automobile, a2 man with years of a “position office work, keep him busy; salary is not lace to keep busy; ly understood. Ad- The well established roo that s, 341 Main st. 1)s0 “":-”"”u"g FOR SOLE — 1915 WANTED Auto Sales hd a | eral hot = ompelent girl for gen- , Bulletin Office. FOR SALE—Two or three of known team horses, a pair of cattle. or would trade for rienced waitress and WANTED— A pummm by a first class Address A. J. onington, Conn. Buick, model ve veen ot D Whita FOR SALE—1915 A1 gondition. easy terms if desired it to you. WILLIAM A. WILCOX Farm Specialist, Westerly, R. I. Tel. 2365 FOR SALE | ESTATE M. B. RING 13-21 Chestnut Street FOR SALEOne touring car run but 4,600 miles; cash price strippers_for k: also card room help. Tie Norwich Woolen| FOR SALE—Youns palr h. or will trade Ior lighter work horses, young woman for office worl W \\Tl-l) = SALE OF REAL Pursuant to an order of Probate for the D authorizing and directing me the real estate of Almira L. late of Columbi ceased, T herebs real estate is for sale, and will at public or private sale, as may appear interest of said tate, after the lapse of five days the date of this notice. Dated at Columbia, GEORGE H. CHAMP FOR SALE Capen property Danielson, will win the was invested in a_brood for by us will pay rooklet free. Pine Ridge give notice for the best special boxes, at 60c up; special at- ladies who b make the soldiers hap- end it now, at Fagan's Position as janitress or Bulletin Office. LEGAL NOTICE. NOTICE. SEALED PROPOSALS will be re- ceived by the State Highway Commis- SURE OF IT, A black lisere straw turban, boat haped, has its top entirely covered wine colored asters, apparently I bow and band of Waek velevet ribbon set high. sioner, Fourth Floor, West End, State Capitol, Hartford, Connecticut, until 2 p. m., Mondav, August 20th. 1817, for the following section of State work, in accordance with plans and specifica- tions on file in the office of the State Highway Commissioner and at the of- fice of Division Engineer A. W. Bush- ell, Thayer Bldg., Norwich, Conn.: TOWN OF WATERFORD: About 00 linear feet of Graded Road on the Waterford-Niantic Road. All bids must be accompanied by a surety company bond or a certified check not less than one-third of the cost of the work. The State Highway Commissioner reserves the right to re- Jject any and all bids, Dated at Hartford, Connecticut, Au- gust 6th, 1917, C. J. BENNETT. STATE HIGHWAY COMMISSIONER. FOURTH FLOOR. WEST END, CAPI- TOL, HARTFORD, CONN. FOR SALE .. will be sold very r if taken at inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Cstate Broker. TED—Man and wife; woods with portable steam . take boarders The Child -’ Corporation, Putnam, Conn. 149 BROADWAY The very desirable property occu- pied by “the late Miss Dowd, as a rooming house for several years, beautifully situated on one of the best streets, containing 17 rooms with improvements, large spacious verandas, garage room for several machines, large lot. For particulars inquire : FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Building, Norwich, Conn. FOR SALE Very choice cottage house, all fur- nished, on Fisher’s Island; will be sold cheap 'if taken at once For full par- ticulars, inquire of JOHN A. MORAN, Rea! Estate Broker, Franklin Square, Norwich. FARMS FOR EXCHANGE. Two excellent farms; can trade either for city property of equal value; one 27 scres, state road, near city, modern buildings; also 180 acre stock farm with tools and equipment, fine build- ings, keeps 50 head. If interested, write or telephone TRYON’S AGENCY, Jez0a ‘Willimantic, Ct. - Chelsea Savings Bank Norwich ,Conn., Aug. 6, 1917. The board of Directors of the Bank have this day declared a dividend for the current six months at the rate of four per cent. _per annum, payable on and after the fifteenth of September. FRANK HEMPSTEAD, Treasurer THERE 1s no agvertising medium In Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- letin for Dusiness resuits. WASTED—Barber. E. A. PRENTICE Real Estate and Insurance TITLES SEARCHED AND SATIS- FACTION GIVEN 86 Cliff Street Masons’ Building Materials OF ALL KINDS For Sale by The Peck-McWilliams Co. WANTED—GIrls 16 vears of age to Apply West Side Silk WANTED —Old ¥ _$2 to '$15_per single and partial plates in send by parcel post and c return mail. 7 5. 5th St. Philadelphia, Pa. proportion; WANTED — Experienced housework references Address R. T., care Bulletin. shore WANTED—Second hand and antique furniture of all kinds;*get our before you sell. A. Bruckner, 55 -SIX ROOM APARTMENTS All modern conveniences and faultless | bath equipment. WANTED 10 Toolmakers 20 Machinists, 8 Farm- ers, Picker Room and Dye House help, 15 Spinners, Male Dish Washers, Chambermaids, 2 Coal Passers, 1 Foreman and Laborers. IMPLOYMENT BUREAU Ceo. L. Chesbro, Mgr. 20 Weavers, Buss Boys, rental $20 per month. Can sell you a fine new two-family house at an attractive price. Exceptionally fine house lots at reas- onatle prices; terms to suit. The Norwich Housing Co. ARCHA W. COIT, Agent ‘Telephone 1334 Central Bldg. FOR SALE 63 Broadway FOR SALE TWO COTTAGES Prices $2,300 and $1,900 Good location near city line Immediate possession JAMES L. CASE 37 SHETUCKET STREET SALE HORSES I have 20 Horses that giwess L5 :'r:l‘hsfm 900 to 1200 1bs. ELMER R. PIERSON. — e PIANO TUNING B. A. WIGHTMAN 3 Fairmount Street, jepnone 595-3 Norwi¢h, Corn. FOR RENT g house with all improvements, in the best location, Franklin Square. Inquire BROOKLYN OUTFITTERS STORE TO RENT About 20 to 25 feet, at 63 Franklin Street, suitable for almost any kind of business, at a reasonable price. In- quire at Bulletin Office. FOR SALE F_'—___m | FOR SALE No. 70 Williams St. splendid nodern home, In best residential section: all conveniences, large level corner lot; price reasonable 2nd easy terms if desirid. Inquire of THOS. H. BECKLEY 278 Main Street Phones 7%4 3 FOR SALE. Cottage Houses, Tenement and Bust ness Blocks, Building Lots, all in de- sirable locations. List your property it you care to seli or rent, as I have a number of people lookink for real es- tute investments. WILLIAM F. HILL, Real Estate and Insurance. fRoom 103. Thayer Bldg. Furnished Seashore Cottages For Sale or Rent at Watch Hill, Weekapaug, Plsasant View, and along the Rhode lsland also accessible Seashore Farms. Send for booklet. n FRANK W. coy WESTERLY, R. I. FOR SALE A fine seven room house with all modern improvements in good re cential section. A. M. AVERY Tel. 1122-2 52 Broadway $6,500.00 Will Buy Choice Residence Property Nine rooms and bath, electric lights, steam heat, hardwood floors; cemented cellar and separate well equipped want to |laundry room. House in splendid con- Nine of them dition; a most desirable and attrac- horses—the balance will tive property in every particular, and big value for the price asked. Unex- celled neighborhood, convenient to school and trolley. ARCHA W. COIT Telephone 1334 63 Broadway THERE 1= no advertising medium in Eastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- *in for business results. ¥ir FULL ASSOCIATED 23N S . . ..'PRESS DESPATCHES§ g POETRY ONLY A BOY. “Why, he's only a boy,” so the whispe: ran, Yes, oniy’ a boy with the heart of man. His head was high, ‘And his eyes shone bright, 4s he marched with the Others out ot sig] fiad many'a maiden, shy and ¢ “What, he go to wafl Why, hes ‘only & boy!” “Yes, he's only a boy, but his place is ther. And she bowed her head with Its very hair. “He would not st Could I say him nay While his heart was deep in the midst of the fray? His life was so sweet, 8o full of joy. And now ho has gorie—he's my only oy." He was only a boy,” 8o the caption ran, “But he played his part with the sou of 2 man, No mask of d No horror there, And’death had 5ot marred his features air, But a God-given peace that no death can destroy, And the sighed as they saw hin ‘He's only a boy. He was only a boy, with a man's work done, And his battle is fought and his race well run AnA the God o Who saw him fall, Has prepared him a place in the heroe hall, And the grieving will think ¢ always with jo As & martyr ‘to freedom— boy. —George 2. Brunjes, in Norwalk Ho THE IRISH CONVENTION, Sure, I can't be gay entirely and I feelln’ some alarm; Will old Trciand have 'its own rule and no Ulster keep it warm? When freedom claims ner red colleer waitin’, waitin’ to be wed, Wirra, must’ the ora lossoms all stript from r head? "Tis not that I'd be mindin' the bumps of merry sticks; But, mark, the ste s flashin’' and hark, the trigger clicks! Oh, one corner of my heart Is blue, a may be plainly seern And you must the orange with it k and's i Goa grant fleld be bright with dawnin —F. P. D, in New York Sun HUMOR OF THE DAY “The r's credit s certainly good.” “How's tI . ‘“Why, whenever he wants an advance he promptly writes a check "—Puck “Daughter, I have found 1sband for you. He is a poet and he disposes of all his poetry.” “Really? Then I do hope T won't b averse to him."—Pittshugh Press Ship’s_Officer—Oh, there goes eight balls. Excu me, my watch be low The Iad acious! Fancy your watch strik oud as that!—f don Opinion The Lady-—engaging a maid) And of course, 1 expect you to be very d creet. The Maid (eagerly)— Yes, mum; ce tainly mwm An® will there t muc to be discreet about, mum Loondor Sketch. War Gardener—By the wa did you fellows get in the house? Burglan—We came through the back window. War Gardenef (excitedly)—Great Scott, T hope you didn’t s potato pateh!—Chicago Herald Parent—Do you know parable my child? Johnnie—TYes, ir. Parent—And which of the parables do_you like best? Johnnie—TI like the one whers soms body loafs and fishes—Philadelphi Record. Miss Ascum—Do you know, I ofter wonder why a ship has tc weigh it anchor_every time it leaves port Mr. Dumley—Why-er-the weight ls constantly changing., you know, be cause of the-er-binnacies and things that accumulate on the anchor.—Phila delphia Press, “Grandma,” asked the six-year-old Paul, “what makes Helen such a pret ty littic 2 “She is pretty grandma replied *“because she is such a_good little girl " “But, grandma,” Paul = protested “you are awful good.”—Christian Reg ister. THE KALEIDOSCOPE On the Australia Day €lebration at Adelalde a&n g wa ' tor 600 pounds 10 order prohibiting Dutch ng the so-called “safe zone from leaving hgshour is still in force small vesscls Wwhose destination is Scandinavia may leave by special per- mit. Tandrath Gravenitz, hitherto head of the Imperial Fat Department, has been appointed Chief of the Imperial Chan cellery The Social-Democrat Inter national News Agenrcy describes him as wtionary an “extreme I message from Amsterdam atates bombs were againm - dropped on Ghent on Sa 3 morning. The thunder of Lelgium, the message reached a greater pitc of intensity tnan ever experienced hith- erto. et o Delegates of the Petrograd Couneil of Workmen's and Soldiers' Delegates, accompanied by British Soclalists, ar- rived in Paris from London on Sat morning. They will also visit whence they will sail Eng- s from RBerlin state that the has appointed Prince Eitel Friedricii to the chief command of the Pomeranian Field Artillery Regi No. 2, “in hearty recognition of ment, his excellent service during the whole war as troop-leader A TBelgian official telegram states that, in epite of all German aseertions to the contrary, the deportation of civilians in Belgian occupied territory to places behind the German front in France continues. From the Mons r gion 128 men were removed on June 26 and 39 on June e ———— CATARRH CANNOT BE CURED with local applications, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease.” Catarrt is a local disease, greatly Influericed by constitutional conditions, and In order to cure it you must take an interna remedy. Hall's Catarrh Medicine taken Internally and acts through th biood on the mucous surfaces of the m. | Hall's Catarrh Medicine wa Tibed by one of fthe best phys! Cians in this country for years. 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