Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, August 12, 1911, Page 16

LOCAL S8HOWERS TODAY. FAIR TOMORROW. WHAT IS GOING ON TONIGHT ‘Movinc Pictures at the Breed The- ater, : . ANNOUNCEMENTS Attend the clearing ¢f shoes ‘and ox- fords now going on at Frank A. Bill's. Lagies’ $2.00 white oxfords 98c, ladies’ $4.00 uxfords $2.74, men’s $3.00° shoes and oxfords $2.23; the $3.50 ones at 5.1174, Get your size and save money today. BREED THEATER. The Indian’s Brother, one of the most sensatiorral and truly excellent Indian pictures ever produced by the Bicgraph compeny held the undivided attention of a tremendously large au- dience at the Breed last evening and will undoubtedly do so today. It is a film story with a powerful plot, showing exquisite glimpses of the Cal- ifornia hills and mountains, and tell- ing of the treachery existing between rival tribes of the red men. A very exciting chase occurs in one of the big scenes, adding to the excitement of the picture, while the scene of the burial of the great chief is weirdly pathetic, teaching the white race many facts concerning the disposal of their dead, and the rituals associated with the unusual ceremony. Village Gossip is a beautiful story of the simple life, being the first of a series of pictures entitled Life as It Is. There is no attempt to introduce start- ling offects or spectacular climaxes, and the result is one of the most tran- quil and natural . pictures that good judgment and- artistic excellence can produce. Miss Laws sings My Hula Hula Love and When You Were in Your Teens, winning well deserved encores. SUNDAY SUBJECTS. The subject for the Christian Sci- ence service Sunday morning is Seul. The Loyal Temperance association meets in the Bill block Sunday after- noon. At the Preston City Baptist church the sermon at the morning service will bekh_\' Dr. Frank White of Hot Springs, rk. The service at the Sheltering Arms on Sunday afternoon will be conducted by Rev. H. A, Franklin. Beadle and choir of At Trinity Methodist churck 10.30 a. m. sermon by Rev. James T. Docking, president of Cookman Institute, Jack- sonville, Fla. There will be no evening service. At the Sunday moruing service at the First Congregational church, Norwich Town, the sermon will be by Rev. Wil- liam H. Gane of Jewett City; The Ideal Man. AT and the union services the Second church on Sunday morning at Broadway Congregational church, the sermon will be by .Rev. George C. Pollock, D. D., cf this city. The pulpit of the Third Baptist church will be supplied at 10.30 a. m. Sunday by lay speakers from Central Baptist church. The evening service at 6 oclock will be in charge of the Young People’s society of the church. Christ and Trinity churches will unite for services tomorrow, the ninth Sunday after Trinitv. Rev. Ellis B. Dean, rector of Christ church, West- port, offi “ommunion at 9 o'clogck; morning gervice and sermon at 11. At Mt. Calvary church Sunday morn- ing service at 11 o'clock; subject, Pro- tection. Evening service at 7.45; sub- ject, Ged Has Done It. One sermon by Rev. Mr. Dennis, and one by James F. Garnett of Union Theological Sem- inary, Richmond. JURYMAN IN CAMORRA CASE STRICKEN Repert That Witness Had “Evil Eye” Was His Undoing. Ly Viterbo, Italy, August 11 to- trial of the Camorr i neer Schiavoni told how he obtained from Gennaro Abbatemaggio, the in- former, revelations involving Giovanni Rapl. the alleged treasurer of the Ca- morrists, in the murders of Cuocolo and his wife. The accused replied with charges against the moral character of the witness and it was whispered about the courtroom that he had an “evil eye.” Soon after this report was spread one of the jurymen became ill amd the session was su Truth and Fiction. The man who stoppec successful novel advertisements ha tune, therel truth is som than fiction.—New remunerative Herald. Wasted Space. an would have consumed less epace with a list of democrats not eli- gible to the presiden St. Louis Post-Dispatch, BULLETIN'S PATTERN SERVICE. 8s8es AN EXCELLENT SUGGESTION FOR A SIMPLE LITTLE DRESS, Girl's Dress With Long or Puff Sleeves and Three Styles of Neck Finish. Fitm goods, like gingham or galatea, may be used for this design, which is ixo apprepriate for caskiere, ‘ienri- 4 or softer ginghams. Tne waist or 50dy portion is cut on simple straight ines, and the skirt portion is practical- !v a flounce, that may be plaitea cr gathered. For general or cool weathar vear the long sleeve, with high neck fin’ either the flat or standing collar, is oesirable, while for a dainty party i ‘n-allover or lawn with inser- tion of lace or_embroidery, the square Duten neck wili be especially attractive. The pattern is cut in four sizes—4, 6, 8 years. It requires 23 yards 2] material for the 4-year size. A of this illustration rnailed ] on receipt of 10 cents nlngm : gh The Builetin Company, Nerwich, Conn. | subject, of Broadway | ECHOES FROM THE LODGE ROOM PYTHIAN SISTERS. Clover temple, No. 9, Pythian Sisters, had its annual visitation by the su- preme and grand officers of Connecti- cut at its regular meeting in Pythien hall on Monday evening. There was a full attendance of the sisters to wel- come the visitors, and the sessicn, en- livened by interesting and encouraging addresses and followed by refresa- ments and a social hour, was highly profitable and greatly enjoved by ev- eryonz, i The visiting officers included: Su- preme Representatives Abbie Paimer- ton of New Haven and Jessie Perry of Union City, Conn.; Grand Chief Mary R. Clark of Beacon Falls, Conn.; Grand Mistress of Racords and Correspond- ence Lillian Turner of Hartford; Grand Mistress of Finances Mima Jef- frey of New London; Past Grand Chiefs - Mary Miller of New London and Laura Coit of this city, and Grand Deputy Emily Sanford of New London. The supreme and grand officers ih- stalled thess officers of Clover temple: Past chief, Sadie Frink; most excellent chief, Anna Guile; excellent senior, Emma Rist; excellent junior, Ella Chappell: manager, Laura Coit; mis- tress of finance, Neallie Bennett; mis- tress of records and correspondence, Lillian Rogers; protector, Mary Roatn; guard of the temple, Mary Nichols; truStees, Laura Coit, Ella Chappell, Minnie Noyes; representativa to meet- ing of grand lodge in Waterbury in October, Minnie Noyes; alternate, An- na Guilé. It was decided to change the temple's mesting night from the first and third Monday evenings of the month to the first and third Wednesday afternoons at 3 o'clock, starting on August 16th. Folowing the business, ice cream, faney cookies and cake were served and then thes New London officers de- parted for their homes, while the other officers remained in town as the guest of Mrs, Coit at her home on Hedge ave- nue. There werz also visitors from Willimantie present. On Thursday afternoon a number cf the Pythian Sisters from this city anl more from New London went with Supreme Representative Jessie Perry to Ocean Beach to assist her in pror erly celebrating her birthday. She one of the most efficient and enthusi- astic officers in the order and her many friends wish that she may enjoy many more birthdays and in her present good health and youthful spirits: In New)london Friday night the an- nual visitation to Goff temple was made by the supreme and grand offi- cers, and the Norwich sisters and some from Willimantic were representeds HEPTASCPHS. The district conveniion of the Ind2- pendent Order of Heptasophs will be held in this city in September. th2 ex- act date to be announced later. There are ten conclaves to be represented at this meeting and a supresme deputy will be elected at the convention. OowLS. Ferdinand D’Esopo. a well known lawyer of New Britain and Hartford. has been a~—-~inted deputy supreme president of the Order of Owls for the state of Connecticut. Mr. D'Esopo received his commission on Wednesday from Supreme President John W. Tal- bot of South Bend, Ind. “owLs. The degree team of Norwich Nest, No. 1596, is preparing industriously, under the direction of its captain, Dr. George A. Boon, for the coming state field Gay competition at Lighthouse Point, New Haven on August 19th. rills are being held, and the Norwich_ Owls should be in fine form Ly a week from today. Sometihing New Every Day; Woods Hutchinson says that old age is a natural condition. Our scient- ists are making some wonderful dis- coveri hicago N No Piker in Business. These military terms are confusing. “Captain of Industry™ is often a Louisville Courier- A “Major Criminal. Journal. W.H. ZACK . . AUGTION TODAY AUGUST 12 The contents of a 9-room tenement newly furnished wlil be put up at public auction. Goods consist of Brass Beds, Ename! Beds, Springs, Mattresses, Birds- Eve Maple Dressers, Oak Dressers, Wash Stands, Auctioneer lor Furniture, Dining Room Furniture, Oae Fine Kitchen Range and other articles too numerous to mention will be sold to the highest bidder. SALE STARTS At 2.30 Saturday, Aug. 12, AT : B4 Union Street JOSEPH BRADFORD, Book Binder. Alank Baoks Mads and Ruled to Order 103 SRUADWAY. Telephons 353 3 | Post nearest to the place where said | Large and Small Rugs, Par-| under the heading of *“WANTED, FOR SALE or TO RENT” are inserted at the rate of 5 cents per line, six words to the line. w WANTED. WANTED—Card room help, spoolers and a aresser tender. Apply in person to Yantic Woolen Co. augld -| Sticat, 100 Seventh Street. FOR SALE. FOR SALE—Cottage of six rooms, bath and heat, in good condition. W. augl2d WANTED-—Position as housekeeper for elderly gentieman, by middle asca American lady. Write Mrs. J. Chup- man, lzfidB Mansfield Av ‘Willimantic. LIVE SPECIALTY—Will sell easily; very useful article; other fast sellers also; samples free. Wrife A, F. Horton, 5 Swain Place,Wakefield, Mass. augl2d CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATIONS open the way to good government positions. I can coach you by mail at small cost. Full particulars free to any American FOR SALE—Four year old gelding, ‘pacing a full mile in 2.35, well bred, kind and gentle tor a lady to drive. Call at Norwich Track or telephone C. D.afap‘cdock. 64-3, Jewett City, Conn. 31 FOR SALE—Small variety store, to- bacco, cigars and confectionery, ice cream and soda; stock and fixtures wiil be sold cheap, on easy terms; good lo- cation; excellent reasons for selling. Address A. C. Burdick, Jewett City, Conn. T augdd citizen of 18 or over. Write today for FOR SALE—One Stanley _steamer; Booklet E, 638. Earl Hopkins, Wasi- [g0od _condition. Address Box 372, ingion, D. C: augss Plainfield, Ct. aug8d MEN WANTED—Age 18-35, for fire- men 3100 monthly, and braKemen $30 on railroads in Norwich vicinity. Ex perience unnecessary; no strike. Pos] tions guaranteed competent men. Pro motion. Railroad Employing Headquar ters—289 men sent to positions in July. State age; send stamp. Railway Asso- ciation, Dept. 193, 227 Menroe Street, Brooklyn, ¥ augsS . I MADE $18,000.00 IN THREE YEARS in the mail order business; began small. Free booklet tells how. No ‘outfit’ scheme. Manager, Box 141, Marion, Kentucky. jv22s BIG PROFITS_Open a dyeing and cleaning establishment. No capital re- quired. Some make $1,000 to $5,000 yearly. Send for free booklet. System, 141 Marion, Kentueky. iy228 MEN WANTING outdoor work, prepare for good paying permanent po- sitions. State age; send stamp for par- ticulars. George H. Baker, President, Box 12, Bulletin. iv8ss _WANTED—Spinners. Glen Woolen Mills, Ct. auglld WANTED—Home by adoption for de- sirable American girl baby three months old. Appiy Conn. Children’s Aid Society. Room 60, Brown & Thom- son Bldg., Hartford.. auglod EXPERIENCED SALESMAN wishes position with high grade house; live wire and good character. K. Y. Z, Bulletin Office. aug9d YOUNG MAN 17 YEARS OF AGE wants position in some mechanical house. B. M. N, Bulletin Office. aug¥d WANTED—At Backus Hospital,- a good plain cook. augid 12,000 POSITIONS in the government service will soon be filled. Average salary $90 month. Mail clerks, ‘car- riers, clerks in the offices at Wash- ington. . September examinations in Norwich, Ct. Write for full informa- tion and free sample examinations. Frankiin Institute, Dept. 36 H., Roches- ter, N. Y. - 3v2i LEARN AUTOMOBILE BUSINESS— We teach you at home; guarantee $25 weekly job. Rochester Auto School, 2310, Rochester, N. Y. iy26d WANTED—Old geese feather best cash prices paid. Addre: Dickinson, ‘General Delivery, Conn. INVESTORS are invited to investi- gate a proven copper property in Ari- zona, a territory producing more cop- per ‘than any other section of the United States. Investors will be fur- nished only facts concerning the prop- erty and development, with no mis- statements, evasions or misleading in- ferences; only statements true in every respect. ' We also invite personal in- spection. This presents an opportunity for investors to secure holdings in a property estimated to be coming one of the greatest copper producing mines in to T £ Apply Norwich Town, beds; C.oB Arizona at a price they can now af- ford. Sanford Kingsbery, Station A., San Antonio. Texas. aug8d ADDRESS WANTED Anyone knowing the present address of Mrs. George Russell, formerly of Pocotonic, Conn.. would confer a great favor by sending the same to MINNIE JEROME, Mt. Sunapee, N. H. Wanted--Spinners Apply at HALL BROS., Market Street. augiid HELP WANTED. Wanted at once, 26 MEN to do truck- ing on wharf at New London; also General Housework Girls and other Fe- male Help. FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. M. J. COSCORAN, Supt. Central Bldg. WANTED | Cooks, General House and Table Girls. J. B. LUCAS, Room 32 - - - Central Building LOST AND SOUND. LOST—Half Jersey and half Ayrshire cow, high thick horns, light in color. Finder return to R. R. Barber. R. F. D. 4, and receive reward. augl0Ths LEGAL NOTICES. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD ut Norwich, within and for the District of Norwich, on the 1lth day of August, LSON J. AYLING. Judge te of George K. Sanders, late of 1. in_said_District, deceased. Ordered, That the Administratrix cite the creditors of said deceased Lo bring in their claims against said estate within six months from this date. by posting a notice to that effect. together with a copy of this order. on the sign- deceased last dwelt, Town, and by publishing the same once in a2 newspaper having & circulation in said District, and make return to this Court. NELSON J. AYLING, ‘Judge. The above and foregoing is a true | copy of rscord. Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, Clerk. and in the same NOTICE.—AIl cred teased are hereby notified to present their claims against said entate to_the undersigned at 3 Thames Terrace, NoI- wich, Conn., within the time limited in the above and foregoing order. ISABELLE A. SANDERS, Administratrix. AFE ANITARY ATISFYING auglzd HOWTUCK PRING WATER Tel. 34-2. DENTIST DR. E. J. JONES Suite 46, Shannon Building Take elevator Shetuciset street trance. ‘Proka Norwich, Conn. Belivered lo Any Part of Norwich the Ale that is acknowledged to be tha best on the market — HANLEY'S PEERLESS. A teleyhone order wil receive promp: attention. 5 D. J. MGCCHMICK. 3C Frankiin' St HORSES FO% SALE—Among others have pair weighing about 2500. Prices right. 8dHenX‘y Arnold, Willimantie, Ct. aug! 10 RENT. : Grove, Niantic. TO RE! cottage, by Conn., furnished summer month or season; boating and bathing. Rt Pt T—-At Pine Call between 10 and 2 and 7 Mrs. W. M. Vars, 58 Hobart Ave. TO RENT—In the Vars block, No. 254 Franklin St, a very desirable modern tenement, 7 rooms, separate entrance; Call on Mrs. W. M. Vars, No. 58 Hobart Ave., from 10 to 2 and 7 to 9 p. m. may6STuTh TO RENT—A smail store, suitable for any light business, in a prosperous village near. Norwich. A good chance for a tailor or oemaker. Tenemeant with store if desired. Address L., care Bulletin. auglod TO RENT—Cottage of ten rooms, all modern improvements, 34 Summer St. Inquire on premises. TO RENT—Furnished rooms with use of kitchen. Mrs. Lees, 326 Main St. augsd augdd FOR SALE—A grocery pusiness, with all fixtures, goods, horses and wagons, ted in Danielson; yearly business of about $10,000. Address Wm. K. Pike, Danielson, Conn. sugsd FOR SALE—Twin Excelsior, fully equipped; no reasonable offer refused. C. C. Simpson, 82 West Main, Norwich, augsd FOR SALE—An old _established plumbing and tinsmith_ business in Norwich, located in a district where there is no competition. Reason for selling, too much other business. C. P. Capron, 117 Main St, or 15 Town St. aug3dd FOR SALE_Five-passenger auto, in first class condition, néwly painted, will sell very cheap; no reasonable offer re- fused; will demonstrate any time. For particulars inquire at this office. jy21d TO RENT—Two flats with all modern improvements, at 15 Town St. aug3d TO_RENT_Tepement of 9 rooms at 33¢ Main St., now occupied by Mrs. Geo. A. Allen; all modern improve- ments. Inquire at 382 Main St. iy3id TO RENT —Possession given immed. ately, No. 8 Union St., second floor fla:, of seven rooms, with bath and toilet. Enquul‘ie of S. A. Gilbert, 141 Main St. jy31 S : TO RENT_Tenement of six rooms, with bath_and all _modern improve- ments, at 129 Cliff St. Apply on prem- ises. jy25d don, 82 McKinley Ave. y1 STORE TO RENT at 63 Franklin St.. au;tgg{lfie for most any kind of busines: e17 Two things you will eventually do— join the Norwich Motorcycle Club and buy a Flying Merkel. STEBBINS & GEYNET, Agents, augid (Evenings only). FOR SALE. Wm. F. Chapman property, adjoining Chelsea Savings Bank building. Ex- tends from Main to Cliff streets. Ex- cellent lJocation for a place of amuse- ment. Open for inspection Monday, 2.30 to 2 p. m. J. -T. CRUTTENDEN, augl2d - Administrator. Motorcycle Bargains Excelsior 1911 twin, 6 h. p., Thor 1910 twin, 6 h. p., Indian 1911 twin, 5 h. p. All three guaranteed in good condition. Prices very reasonable. V. PENDLETON, JR., C. augl2d 10 Broadway. GREAT OPPORTUNITY to buy a fine paying business—house, barn, henhouse, blacksmith shop and tools, general woodworking shop, gas- oline engine. Everything in fine order. Not many chances like this. E. A. PRENTICE, 'Phone 300. 86 auglzd FOR SALE 9 ROOM COTTAGE ON THAMES TERRACE, modern conveniences, electric lights, gas, cemented cellar, all in perfe=t order. Lot contains about 2 acres, 423 feet water front, near trolley and school, fine view of Thames River. Price very reasonable. Will b2 soid on easy terms. THOMAS H. BECKLEY, May Building, 278 Main St. Call and see my list of desirable properties. CHE St. CONFER WITH JEROME MAYER, Real Estate Broker FOR CRACKERJACK Hartford Investment Properties, augISw (803 Main St., Hartford) FOR SALE. 30 Grove St. Two-family house of six rooms Near car line. Modern Easy terms. each. conveniences. JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. SALE HORSES We are here with the kind you want —big- and small, in pairs and single. Come and see us. Prices right. Tel. 177-12. augld ELMER R. PIERSON. FOR SALE The Davenport Property situated at 253 Washington St., house of 10 rooms, steam heat, hardwood floors and electric lights throughout. Will be soid on easy terms. N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Main Street. Old Established Restaurant For Sale Cenlrally lorated. Will sell at great sacrifice. . Caure, ill health- Apply PECK’'S REAIL ESTATE AJGENCY, 122 Spring Street, or Rex Kestatrant, Willimantic., Conn. AUCTION T will sell at public auction Tuesday, August 15th, at the residence of Pete Duquette,-in the Viilage of Versailles, 3 horses, 8 cows, 9 pigs, cream sep- arator, 1 double wagon, 1 pair double harness, 1 buggy, 1 single harness, 4 acres of standing corn, 150 chickens, 4 tons hay. 5 tons oat straw, and other things too numerous to mention. If stormy, next pleasant day. WILLIAM B. WILCOX. Auctioneer. augsisw TO RENT—Tenement of seven rooms at 55 Franklin Street. Inquire at The Bulletin Office. je2d FURNISHED ROOMS, all modern com- venielllgss, 38 Union St. Telepnone 834- ¢. apr; .LIGHT MANUFACTURING SPACE TO RENT—With or without power and steam— space. factory floor in Norwich. Fournier, ,000 square feet floor The lightest, cleanest, airfest Apply A. A. Troy Steam Laundry Build- Franklin St. in Chestnut Ave. je2sd cor. FOR RENT Batance of Season, Seashore Cottages from $100 to $1,500. FRANK W, COY, 6 High Street, Westerly, R. 1. WHITNEY’S ARGENCY, 227 Main St, Franklin Square, Real Estate and Insurance Selling, Renting and Care of REAL ESTATE FIRE INSURANCE at Lowest Rates in Sound, Reliable Companies. ACCIDENT INSURANCE PLATE GLASS INSURANCE FOR SALE. Automobile Bargain 1910 Model Buick Touring Car. in first class shape; shoes and tubes. quick ca limantic, Al new tires, extra ‘Will be sacrificed for Address Box 61, Wil- jv2ia l ROOMS TO RENT—Mrs. S, G. JCO!&K‘ h sale. Conn. - FOR SALE Small farm containing 6 aecres of good tillable land, an eight- room condition, also a barn, located in East Nor- wich, and within 20 minutes’ walk of Franklin Square. low. house in good Price For particulars, inquire of FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Central Bldg., Norwich, Conn, At Pleasaunt View I offer a ten-room coitage, all furnisa- ed, lot 50 by 200; the price reasonable, At Quonochontang . I offer an eight-room cottage, large lot, cement wall in front, cement walks, annual rental $200; price low. Seveniy-five Building Lots fronting on ocean, 50 by 150, at prices from $250 to $800." Very easy terms. Investigate. A six-acre farm for $275 cash. Send for Wilcox’s Farm Bulletin (choice of 400), ~ WILLIAM A. WILCOX, Real Estate Broker, No. 41 West Broad Street, Roems 1-2, ‘Westerly, R. L Distance 'Phone. Long je28d . . Fidelio Beer On Draft or in Bottles. Teanr Delivers Everywhere. H. JACKEL & CO. Tel. 136-5. cor. Market and Water Sts. on Diamonds, Watches, Jewelry and Securities of any kind at the Lowest Rates of Interest. An old established firm to deal with, (Established 1872.} THE COLLATERAL LOAN Co, 143 Main Street, Upstairs, THOROUGHBRED .WHITE .LEG- HORN COCKERELS for sale tobreed- ers—Fancy Stock, Young Chester White Pigs on hand. Yearling Bull—well marked Ayrshire ggs, Cream and Farm Products. BHXOAD BROJK FARM Tel 287-2. "F. C. ATCHISON, M. D, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Room 1, Second Fi sr. Shannon Bldg “Night ’phone. 1083. NORWICH. THERE is no adverti g medium in Eastern Connecticut equal Lo The Bul- letin for business results. ’ § MONEY LOANED THEME 1s no advertising medium in HEastern Connecticut equal to The Bul- lctin for business results. ALMA MATER. The oldest universi & Nox.in The valiey of the BT, Iw}::f 3;&"3&:&: {t nas taught An ‘tree s it Its learning - : hild— Th le’huolmo‘}d :f:;fi:?"-”éme. Thé oldest school to teach the law, it 1y, d t s o bividing what ! t be done sz:or%t in Rome mor l:::l‘:‘-‘.: s Iti?l’dbxy s m%’ du. £ s —— The school o{ Mether's ee. The oldest seminary, where - “Theology was taught, When Jove to and reverent prayer, And the Ete; Ough Were deep impressed on youthful “hearts In pure sincerit Came to earth with Absl's birth— The school of Mother’s Knee. The oldest—and the newest, too— 1t still maintains its place, And from its classes, ever full, It graduates the rac Without its teaching, where would sill .The best of living be? Twas planned by heaven this earth to leaven— The school of Mpther's Knee. —Priscilla Leonard, in Youth's Com- panion. GOPDBY. \ We say it for am hour eg for years. We say it smiling, say it choked tears: We say it coldly, say it with a kiss. ) And yet we have nmo other word thar this— “'Goodby.” We have no dearer word for our heart's friend. For him who journeys te the world's far end, And scars our seul with geing; thus we say, As unto him who steps but o'er the way— “Goodby.” Alike to those we love and these we hate, We saytx;o more in parting at 1ife’s gate, To him who passes out beyond earth's sight, We cry, h-’.- to the wanderer for a ni “Goodby.” —Unidentified. VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings Teacher—Tommy, do you know How Doth the Littls Busy Bee? Tommy— No: I only know he doth it!—Today's Magazine. . Mrs, Jabbe—Jones practically lves in his automobile. Mr. Jabbe—Hasz to —he sold his home to buy it.—Chicago News. Smart—What’s worse than an end- seat hog? Wise—A middle-seat hog when there’s a rainsterm.—St. Louis Times. “Biggins is one of those people who hunt for trouble.” “Yes. Can't keep his eves off the thermometer.”—Wash- ington Star. “Well. little boy, did you go te the circusqthe other day?’ “Yes'ms. Pa wanted to go, so I had to go with him.”—Kansas City Journal. Patsy—Say, Chimmie, who was Rob- inson Crusoe? Chimmie—He wag de duck wot got a long term on de island. —St. Paul Despatch. “Bronson has. gone te Europe for his health.” “How did he lose hfs health?” “Farning money to go to Europe.”-—Boston Transcript. “Why is it that you never ask after your relationg when you meet them, doctor?” “Because I don’t care about giving advice free.”—Fliegends Blaet- ter. “It's hard fer a man to get alemg without a woman.” “There’s only ens thing harder.” “What?” “To get along with one.”-—Toledo Blade. By stopping all the little leaks And having pleasures few, I save enough in 50 weeks To last me two. 5 —Pittsburg Post. The heart eof man who's lost his wealth is never warped and wrung As when he lost his pocketknife one day when he was young. —Dallas News. “The way that man looked at me was most insulting.” “Did he stare?’ “No; he Jooked once and then turned away as if T were not worth neticing.” —London Ogpinion. Newton chuckled. “Lucky they didan’t think the law of gravity would be more popular without my name,” he cried. Herewith hé felt he had one on Aldrich.—New York Sun. Lady—Yes, I've an umbrells that needs mending; but how am I te knew that you will bring it back? Umbrella Mender—Have no fear, mum. I allus charges more for mendin’ thagn I could sell the umbreller for.—Red Hen. MUCH IN LITTLE Thers are more university students how than ever im the German father- land. Thelr number has risen frem 52,107 in 1910 te 54,822 this year, an increase of 4.6 per cent. The cork industry ie of great im- portance in Spain. Large cerk fac- tories are located in the districts of Catalonia, Estremadura and Andalusfa, employing several thousand workmen. The figures show that the number of British seamen employed in the British mercantile marine is steadily increas- ing, while the number of Lascars and Asiatics of all kinds is stationary. The demsnd for Cwba's hardweods and its cedar is inoreasing, as might naturally bs expected, and it is quits probable thet the succeeding year's ex- portation will show even larger gaine. The latest returns place the I - tion of India at 315.000,000. ot the entire area of India is no greater than that of nine ef our western states— Washington, Oregon. California, Tdahe. Nevada, Montana, Arizons, Utah and Wyoming. The number of emigrants I Spain during 1910 was 191,763, of 137,128 were males and 54,685 fewsles. Of the total, 157,197 satisd for $he Americas, 103,128 going to Argentina and 28,398 went to Africa. on the new system of merchan just introduced into Spain through the opening in Madrid of two bazars alpng lines corresponding to the American five and ten cent stores. Loeal newspapers are commaaiing dieinz Jewelry imported into the United States in the nine months ended March 31, 1909, totalled $640.463, doubline in the same period next year, while fer the nine months 2nded with March this yvear the jewelry imports were $1,585,- 696. As the cutting of the quewe in China becomes more general it possi that many of the younger men will be very willing te give up the native bar- ber and prefer to do their own shav- ing. If so, the/iemand for a Heht, in- expensive razor will develop. A German professor has ascertainzd that industrial cities windows whicn have not been washed for ten dais exclude from 35 to 48 per cent. of the light. If mot waszhed for feur weeks, they may exclude as much 28 80 per cent. of the light