Norwich Bulletin Newspaper, June 18, 1910, Page 16

SHOWERS AND ‘'WARMER TODAY. . LOGAL SHOWERS SUNDAY. WHAT- IS GOING ON TONIGHT Vaudeville end Motion Pictures at Auditorium. Motion Pictures and Illustrated Songs at Breed Theater. ANNOUNCEMENTS See the shoe specials today, Satur- day, Frank A. Bill offers. Ladies’ $2.50 oxfords $2.00; rhen’s $2.50 shoes $2.00; men’s $3.50 oxfords and shoes $3.00. He has the exclusive sale of men’s King Quality and Ladies’ Patrician & Edward M. Foster of Waltham ‘Watch Co., Waltham, Mass., is about to take up his residence in this city and engage in the repairing of watch- es, clocks «and jewelry, having secured ~window space with the Gillette Optical Co., 132 Main street. Mr, Foster is a highly skilled work- man, being a graduate of the Wal- tham Horological school, having had twelve years’ experience in handling of watches and clocks of the highest des. He has also had several years’ ex- perience with the New England Watch company, and for the past seven years, has been employed in the finishing de- partment of the Waltham Watch Co., where he has finished. examined and adjusted watches of the highest grades. Auditorium Announcement Extraordi- nary. The week of June 20th at the Audi- ¢orium contains many items that should appeal to those in search of amusement. The management has had a four-foot airshaft cut through the center of tde ceiling, clear through te the roof, and with the big suction fan working, tne air and temperature of the theater is several degrees cooler than the street. Three acts comprise the vaudeville end of the show for next week, with the pictures coming in strong as a feature. Benwick & Hart head the vaudeville list, with their delightful comedy of college life en- titled the “Thunderstorm,” the scene being laid -in a pugilistic training quarters. Clara Rogers, the dainty celllst. will present a musical offer- ing on this mellow-toned instrument, something that will appeal to all Knowing how well Rube acts are liked here, the management have secured Crosby and Lee, who will appear in the rural skit, “Down Home.” Keeping right up to the minute the Auditorium has secured at considerable expense the only authorized pictures of Jack Johnson In training for the big fight of July 4th. These pictures were taken in Californla two weeks ago by John- son’s order, so the public could see for themselves his condliton for the coming battle. The trust has made a weak attempt to keep up with the pace by g to foist on the public a pic- ture of an ex-pugilist in a series of peses, but -the Johnson reel is the goods. Remember the date, Wednes- day, Thursday, Friday, June 22, 23 and 24. Watch for Jeffries next. BREED THEATER. -Harvard Boat Races,” Feature Picture. “Ya One of the most interesting and fa- miliar feature pictures of the season is on at the Breed theater today for the last time, and is a delightful ro- mance of the Thames, entitled Auntie at the Races. The stroke oar of the Harvard crew has a sweetheart who is very anxious to attend the races at New London, ‘but cannot do so without a chaperone, so the chivalrous athlete secures one of his chums to play the part of chap- erone, and hastily securing a disguise, prooceds at once to the home of the pretty girl, and presents to the father his chum, whom he introduces as his aunt. The giddy father is at once im- pressed with the “aunt,” and allows the danghter to go. Arriving at New Iondon, the girl overhears a plot to waylay her lover and prevent the Har- vard crew winning, and hastily sum- mons an officer, who forces the party into an auto with him, and succeeds in releasing the young fellow just in time to permit his reaching the boat house at Gales Ferry in time to take his place in the shell, and row the winning boat. All through the picture are familiar scenes of New London, its hotels, blg bdbridge, holiday crowd and the unexcelled wiew of the race and finish. A powerful hunting picture entitled The Egret Hunter, proves an interest- ing one, and Mr. Loud makes a hit with Nobody Knowa Where John Brewn Went. SUNDAY SUBJECTS. The Loyal Temperance association meets in the Bill block at 4 o'clock. At the Broadway Congregational ehurch the pastor preach at the morning service. Rev. William T. Thayer will conduct the services at the Sheltering Arms on Sunday afternoon. At Taftville Congregational church Rev. D. B. MacLane wil preach Sun- day morning and evening. Rev. Jossph F. Cobb will preach atl the Buckingham Memorial on Unob- trusive Realism, Sunday morning. Sunday morning Rev. Dr. S. H. Howe will preach on Journeying Toward the East, at the Park Congregational church. Is the Universe, Includin Man, Evolved by Atomic Force? is the topic of the Christian Science service Sunday morning. At the Second Congregational church Rev. Herbert J. Wyckoff will preach Sunday morning on The Ultimate Proof of God. His evening topic is Seeking the Invincible. At the A. M. E. Zion church Sunday morning Rev. W. H. Eley, D. D., will ?ruch on Jesus and the Government. n the eveming he will preach on The Buds of Promise. Sunday morning Rev. J. H. Denniss will preach at the Mt. Calvary Baptist church on_We Never Saw It in g’ »Fashion. His evening topic is Life M.n Abundantly. Rev. J. R. Very will preach at South Coventry Sunday morning, Rev. R. H. Sherman of that place being at .the Third Baptist church. The pastor will preach in ‘the evening. At Trinity Episcopal church there will be Holy Communion at 9.30 . m., morning prayer and sermon at 10.30, and evening prayer at 7.30., the rector, Rev. J. Eldred Brown, otfl-claflng. ;anw-lle (:ongregnumal church the paftor will speak in the morning upon Changed Conditions and Our Struggle ith Them. There will be the usual p service in the evening. At First Baptist church the Hope Rebekas lodge, Uncas and Shetucket lodges will be guests at morning ser— viee. The pastor will preach. At the evening rvice the theme of sermon will be Epraphoditus. Rev. Neilson Poe C. winl officiate Bunday morning at St. Andrew’s Epis- ‘copal church at 10.30, when there will merning prayer and The or, Rev. F. J. Bo!-nn.n, 1 officiate the even.lng mer sermon. __ Trinity, Muhodm Eghup-l — church Sunday morning there will be a Children’s day sermon and child bap! Childhood. In the evening at 7 o'clock a Children’s day Sunday school con- cert will be given. At Christ church tomorrow the hours old Ayr- .y {:‘ "also izo iniee ! X No. 1, e18d FOR SALE—Nice ol wukl.“& G. Avory, D. Yantic, Conn. 3 " FOR SALE_Standing on the Charles R. Lyon_ farm ln unterhlry Apply to Frank V. Lyon, Sol?h Wlnd- O NEXPRRIENCED ome work embossing scheme; no canvassing; les. Commercial Art Oo-p-n?. 1 rivate family ess Bo. x_ 10, jel8d m&o e ‘Wlth FA.-II-Y at Communion at 9.30, morning prayer and sermon at 10.30, evening prayer and _sermon_at 7.30. At the morning service the Rev. F. J. Bohanon, rector of St. Andrew’s church, will officiate and preach. Girl Who Gets Under the Fence. A certain young woman who is much given to country delights is es- pecially fond of walking. Now walk- ing through a lovely lane with sun- beams sifting through breeze swayed leaflets is a deight to anybody, even the most conventional soul, but walk- ing through the really truly country, encounterin everything from wive fences to bulls, is quite another story. But even the fences have no terrors for this young woman; she has been “out” several years. How does she manage it? Why she first sizes the wegon, ply to Ar- Taftville. modern c enl-zeel In FOR 3 top, used three ontha. Address Box 40, Bultetin. D, App! thur ndryman, Jelsa R SALE—Twenty-five foot launch, I\a?clbln fine model, cost $600, sell lo; 1371‘;15 "John Parsons, 3 Peck St. e: ALE_No. 6 Remington type- writer, A No. 1 condition. Box 300, Buuezln jelsd MOTOR BOATS -Motor boats and cabin launches, qulrk delivery, full line asoline engines. The West Mystic fiontdCompany. West Mystic, Conn, hast JeT FOR SALE — 'l'en-room houlo,l been rented In two tenements, large lot, two minutes’ walk from school and trolley. Inquire at 56 Elizabeth St, after 4 p. m. apriéd terms, w ust e. FOR dress Box ‘00. Bullfitln Offll:e. Jelsa WANTED—Young women for post- office clerks, stenographers, bookkeep- ers and_other overnment positions. Salary $606 to $1200. Bureau nf In- struction, 58 Rochester, N. Y. jel8d MEN—Learn automobile business. Wages $25 weekly; $10 while learning. We teach by mail. Roches!er Auto School, 58 Rochester, N. Y. Je1 WANTED-—Notice. STORE TO RENT—S$15 a month will hire a nice large store on Franklin St. suitable for most in business. - dress Store, care letin. may288 TO RENT—Upp: emenc in Palhlt block, 2632 lt.r et. Am A, DI'XIHW! Browning TO NT—Furnished cottage at Qulke!‘ Hlll ‘Will rent to party M irls or small family by the week. Apply to E. Comstock, Quaker ‘Hill. ‘jeZTuThS TO RENT —Four-roém tenement, En- quire at Rathbone's Drug Store. Jjeléd OCEAN VIEW HOUSE, Ocean Beach, New London, Conn. ¥urnished rooms to rent, single and adjoining rooms, all new and modern. Je16d TO RENT—Old established bakery property; brick ovens; KODd place for live man to make mo Address R:}n;ns . Murray Blds W liimantle, Ct. e NORTH END BATTLEGROUND (Rock St.), lower tenement, newly painted and papered, in fine locality, 3!0 m-r month. J. E. Fanning, 31 Wil- low St. je1bd R T ROOM TO LET, 218 Main St., over Somers Bros., top floor. jel4d Magazine, Chicago. will send anyon interested free particulars of how lo become a newspaper correspondent. Good income possible. Work anywhere, n.llj clagdpar: time. Ask for Booklet 19. e fence up. Fences are of but two sorts, generally speaking, rail and wire, and they may be negotiated in just three ways. If there be a convenient open- ing this expgrt naturally crawls through. A close set rail fence is usually but a walkoven. “And now how will you take this one?” asked the writer as the expert came to a wire fence with the wires cloesly stretched, the lowest one seem- ing todbe about eight inches from the SEOUMC, terial for each locality. ‘Pandora Mfg “Eas:; ’lm;lg’hedf the slender ex- | Co., London, Ont. < jel8d pert, tossing herself at full length be- ver pro- side’ the fence. Then she grasped the | avseis Mvers miraonie ovener Buve lowest wire, raised it a® much as she | at sight. Hustlers earn $15__daily. could and at the same moment deftly | Tiogue Specialty Box 1025 rolled under.—Philadelphia Record. thony, L 3 LIVE AG! ticle that sells customers are waitin; ton Beach Co., 223 mont, Conn. WANTED—. ing less than § latest proposition. Particulars The Woodruff Merchandising Co St., Bennington, Vt. WANTED—Agents, canvi peddlers, everybody, here summer seller, “Corner; pure, delicious, healthy, refreshing. so cheap everybody buys, so good every buyer becomes a permanent customer; just_the thing for picnics, parties, ete. Send 10c today for 1 gal. package. Ad- dress Box 287, Jewett City, Conn. jel8d TEACI ! TEACHERS !—Wanted $1800-32300; 'HERS for 15 superintendencies, 50 HEAD new milch cows and spring- ers. New car just arrived. A lot of choice Guernseys, Ayrshires and Hol- steins. Also one choice registered Hol- stein bull 15 months old. E. E. Sha North F‘unklin. o1’ '$5-4, Wiilic. Div. Jjel6d —_— FOR SALE. A good productive farm, sitnated near Norwlch Ct., also near two factory vil- es and trolley road station. Will -el live stock, poultry, farming uten- sils and grow)n‘ crops with farm. If you would like to own a good farm for a little money and go to farming with one-third of the season’'s work done, come and lopok it over. Snui\lkd one mile from Poquetanuc E. Col- lins, owner. 'O \lel.anuck Ct. fr may2Twas FOR SALE—UPRIGHT PIANO. In good condition. Will be sold cheap for cash. Enquire at 35 Lafayette St mar1sd WANTED—Free samYlex agents only —faucet strainer, h preventer. Send 2c stamp (maillns cost); $5 profit daily and upward. lLet us prove it. O Seed Filter Co., New Yor! 84 Goon PAY—Cash weekly made, $10 earned spare time. checking, copying form letters, attending advertising ma- Co., at sight. No for it. ple Ave., Wood- jelss f:nt!, if you are earn- 5 weekly, send for our free. Main ellS Drink Willlams’ Root Beer all summer at 2c a quart. You will have a healthier and happier family.—adv. —_— What a Summer Cold May Do. A summer cold if neglected is just as apt to develop into bronchitis or pneu- monia as at any other season. Do not neglect it. Take.Foley’'s Honey and Tar promptly. It loosens the coughs, soothes and heals the inflamed air passages, and expels the cold from the system. Lee & Osgood Co. _— LEGAL NOTICES. $100. $100. down and the balance on easy terms will buy a six room cottage. All modern, 10 minutes walk from center of city, and directly on trol- ley. Inquire of JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket S Norwich, Conn. What $1300. Will Do! TS, smrea‘. is a redhot Orangeade,” AT A COURT OF PROBATE HELD at Norwich, within and for the District of \orwlr‘h on the 16th day of June, | 20_high school principalships, $1600- Buy a good 60-acre farm, fine loca- A. D. 191 $2200; 30 high school positions, $500-| tion, ywlll‘keep 12 head of cattle, good Prosent NELSON . AYLING, Judge.|$1200; 15 grammar school principal- | 7-room house, large cattle barn, horse ships. $700-31600. We also have a great many graded and ungraded positions: Excellent salaries. No registration fee until position secured. Register now. Stuart Teachers’ Agency, Hartford, Connecticut. Je18d WANTED—Get a better place. Uncle Sam is best employer. Pay is high and sure; hours short; places ?ar anent; promotions regular; vacat. with pay; thousands of vacancies\ every month; all kinds of pleasant work ev- erywhere; no layoffs; no pull needed; barn, henhouse, 40 feet long. Al buildings Al, together with a full line of wagons and farming tools; $700 cash, balance on mortgage. Picture list. TRYON’S AGENCY, jeisd Willima FOR SALE Pope-Hartford Runaboul thoroughly equipped and in first-class Estate of Charles McChesne Norwich, in said District. de Isabella McChesney of Norwic. appeared in Court and filed a petition Praying, for the reasons therein set forth, that an instrument purporting to be the last will and testament of said deceased be admitted to probate. ‘Whereupon, it is Ordered. That said petition be heard and determined at the Probate Court Room in the City of Norwich, in said Distriet, on the 20th day of June, A. D. 1910, at 10 o’clock in the forenoon, and that notice of the v, late of pendency of said petition. and’ of said | common éducation sufficient. Find out | condition. earing thereon, be given by the pub- | how you can have ; osition guaran- GROSVENOR ELY, lication of this order one tima in some | teed You by askin. lay for Q 638.1 b 2 s newspaper having a circulation in said | It is free. ~Earl apkhu. wuhinftonv junldd 181 Washington Street g)i:tricft, at least two day; prior to the | D. C. ate of sai earing, an that return be made to this Court. i v e e g FOR SALE NELSON J. AYLING, Judge. |23 ags. 8. i Bthrop, The above and foregoing 1s a true | 5y, iy,D o % Norwieh, Conn. ‘Phone | Small home, all improvements, best copy_of recobd condition, with barn, large garden, Attest: FANNIE C. CHURCH, WANTED—Boarders In the country. well located. Cheap, on easy terms. Jeisa Clerk. | from May until September; R, #. D. and telephone. For _particulars address FRANCIS D. DONOHUE, Box 63, Norwich Town. _apr23TThS | open Evenings. Central Buliding. I WANTED _Experienced_quillers and | may2sd learners. Apply to West Side Stlk Mill. el WANTED Man or_woman_ to_clean 35 H house and wash pasmt.” Baqaire No. 31 orses On TUESDAY, JUNE 14th, the| Willow St. s817a Aiiier e Tomd Hust Acrieed. mak- ing a total of 35 Horses that I want to dispose of right away. There are some of the best chunks and drafters among NWVANTED—Men to learn barber trade. few weeks requir BLISSVILLE BRIDGE will == g Wa,gea whlle learninx Steady pnsltlon to public travel on account of repairs be closed and remain closed until further notice. | ress Moler's Barber © Collogs, New | them you ever saw. Come and see York City. Se17a " | them, Telephone 177-12. Store 74 Main Street, City. ALBERT W. LILLIBRIDGE, WANTED—A girl or woman for gen- ELMER R. PIERSON. Selectman of Town of Norwich. Zrallhoulework no washing or ironing. may23d JAMES H. KENNEDY, T e e e Selectman of Town of Lisbon. juni4d WANTED—Four first class carpenters to go to Deep River, Ct., next Monday WHITNEY’S AGENGY, mor W: 3.50 day. . M. wm':::gs. e e jefedu 227 Main 8t, Franklin Sguare. WANTED—At once, barber. Apply | fleal Es WE ARE NOW at Wauregan House Barber Shop. jeffil ut. .-d lnsumnoo FOR SALE. WANTED—Girl to cook and do gen- eral housework; references required. Thames River ¥Farm of 22 acres, on Mrs. “B. S. Cutler, Stonington, Conn. | west bank, rear Massapeas station, | je1sd Cent. Vermont R R, about midway be’ tween orwic an ew mdon, lony WANTED A flat Dbottom rowboat. | rjver shore front, beautiful view. ood all-the-year dweiling and buiidings, never-failing running water in house Address Box 200, Bulletin Office, givinx price. jel tO takC Care Of a" your WANTED — Experienced revolver | fFom frhmu reservoir, well fruited, Jointers and Atters. Address Box 73, | 8ood factlities for boating and fishing = care Bulletin Office. may26d etc. Well adapted for country home or Carrlage and Wa On ?:r-masinz house. low and easy g WANTED For all particulars of the above or for other property for sale or te renmt, fl;l‘;; office om Fran Square. = - FOR SALE No. 52 Broadway Property formerly owned and occupied by the late Deacon Gates. An opportunity is offered to secure valuable site. Cotton spinners, families preferred; this work is out of town. Several laborers; this work is in the city, and are needed at once. Apply to Free Em- ployment Bureau, Central Building. junl7d S. H. REEVES, Sup’ WANTED SEWING MACHINES, Cash _ Registers, Typewriters, Bicyvcles and Baby Carriages to repair. Sup- plies and General Jobbing. A. H. OUSLEY, Sewing Machine Ex- pert, 65 Franklin St, opp. Bulletin office. Open evenings. may27d WANTED ‘Woman cook for small hotel at the Repairing and Painting. Carriage and Automobile Trimming and Upholstering The Scott & Clark CORPORBATION, 507-515 North Main Stree, JAMES L. CASE, 40 Shetucket St., Norwich, Ct. aproé shore. Family cooks, general house girls and experienced second girls. y J. B. LUCAS, I]unham S [:ucua"ut Room 32, Central Building. Junisd Seashore Property CARDWELL’S It is a good Cocoanut. —_—_ e LADIES’ PRIVATE HOME for con- finements; physicians attending; In- fants adopted, or boarded if desired; One Hundred Building Sites fronting on Atlantic Ocean, 50 by 150 feet; prices $250 to $500. jun17d il HAVE YOUR confidential; terms reasonable; in- Cottages for sale and to rent at close stamp; write to Collinsville San- | Watch Hill, Pleasant View, Quonocon- itarium. . O. Hert: taug and Narragansett Pier. Watches and Clocks Repaired |itarivm: - O Box 4. Herttora. Cr|tayg epd, Farmenpsets, Fler. g0 acre farm situated near a thriving manu- facturing village. New house, barn and other buildings; large orchard. In- ————————————————————————— LOST AND FOUND. by FRISWELL, un17da; 25- i vestigate. S licew 7 Feanking Stieet | drawbridge. black and Eyens e PR Bulletl white terrier dog. Address K. P skl st g o S g Rose Bo lill A“e o |B D 6 City. an recelve teward, jorsd | (Choice of D g y g, metvesh mallie S &b"%‘?'?g REALAEsT‘e'.E BROK(;S . hder please motify Sco ar ; LUCAS HALL, GotuarsHon. 7d__|41 West Broad Street, Room 1, West- FOUND—Scotch collie { can have same by plying to rington, 363 Boswell Ave., and paying charges. Ri%d erly, R. I. "Phone connection. Transportation free in auto. % DR. C. R. CHAMBERLAIN | & Denta/ Surgeon. MONEY LOANED In chargo of Dr. 8. L. Geers Watches lowelry 49 Shetucket Street. oct1sd 3. J. C. STONE. Prop Delivered to Any Part of Norwich the Ale that 1s acknowledged to be the best on the market HANLEY’S PEERLESS. A telephone crder will .M Securitles :I any ‘I: the recelve prompt attention. last fliness. e Buss. D. J. McCORMICK, 30 Franklin St. | 161 Main Strest Norwich, Genn, ooviéd mayl7TThS A. D. S. ALL CEREAL GOFFEE 15¢ a Ib.==-2 Ibs. for 25¢ 164 Main Street. Library Tea Store Open Wednes- day and Saturday evenings. THE COLLATERAL LOAN 143 Maim Street, Upstairs. 3 - —OPEN— Del-Hoff Cafe Business Men’s Lunch a speciaity. Alu Regular Dinner, fifty cents General Contractor All-orders recelve prompt and careful attention. Give me a trial order. Sat. isfaction guaranteed 23 r"9§TuT y9a | HA'- no-. llfl- ern amneu’eut ";‘m The h‘l‘- g;:::'u 5 TO RENT—Furnished cottage, and Avgust at Pleasant View. O. M. Randolph, § Chestnut St., July ddress West- jesd erly. RENT—Lower flat, 21 SiX rooms, good repalr. Inquire 40 Hobart Ave. 242 Franklin St.; per montb. Ad- East Great Plain. aprod Ripley reason- jesd NT—House rent %15 dress Dr. D. L. Jones, Tel. 736. TO RENT —-Basement at 55 Franklin street; suitable for the paint, plumbing or similar business.” mayl7d TO RENT. ice upper flat, § rooms. and storage, bath. gas; good repair. 40 Hobart Ave. Inquire cn premises. may7d TO RENT—Store at 55 Franklin St Enquire at this office, marl?d For Rent. Space for Manmufacturing. One large, well lighted room in see- ond story of our building, with or with- out power; can be rented for light manufacturing. Apply at office of THE BECKWITH COMPANY, INC., may30d Norwich, Conn. TO LET Possession given when desired. N. TARRANT & CO., 117 Malin St., City marl7d Now Is Your Opportunity to finish your house cleaning by installing new furniture. We have all your needs at the lowest possible prices. f C\omc into our store and inspzct the goods. M. HOURIGAN, 62-66 Main Street. apr2sd HERE'S NEWS worth hearing: Your best chance to save dimes or dollars, as the case may be, on Wines and Liquors and all kinds of Steamed Beer (bottled.) Qulck service, polite attention, serve you right 1f you'll give us the chance. Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place; see what we mean? Geo. Greenberger, 47 Franklin Street, Norwich, Conn. Jun2ad High Grade PIANOS Latest Sheet Music AND NEW STYLES WALL PAPER AT Yerrington's 49 Main Street mayl18d MISS M. C. ADLES, Hair, Scalp and Face Specialist REFINED OR FREAKY ? Which would you be? If you pile your head with horsehair switches and store puffs you Indicate your choicel In case you require addi- tional hair geg the best, and have it suited to your features — healthy, glosay, cut direct from French peas- ants’ heads. Miss Adles has it, In Norwich week of June 13th. Wauregnn House—N{ WICH. 210 West 111th St.—NEW YORK. Telephone 704. - junisa J. F, CONANT. I1 Franklin Street. ‘Whitestone Sc and the J. F. C. 1680 Cigars are the Dest en the market Try them. maritd ‘We are headquarters for NARRAGANSETT BANQUET AL®. Family trade -?vlhd &t 60c per doz. C. E. Wright, § Cove St. Tel oct30d FULL ASSOCIATED PRESS DESPATCHES POETRY. ONLY ANPm. NOow., Once he ,was puldant potent But hdl ‘only an editor now. Once he hailed as the head of the He is ndnly an editor now. Once ‘A?':‘hel"\;\;hue House he kinged Princes n:d diplomats thronged at his But oh! whnt a fall for a person sd He fl only an editor now, Once :rr:)wl:,ls brow was a glittertng Yet he's only an editor now. Trust-; boou ted tyranny quaked at whe Yet hel onlv an Captains of capital, doctors of graft, Stl oing pirates and masters of craf! hoo) when he glowered, and leapi when he laughed, Yot he's only an editor now, < Many a prophet he put in eclipse, But he's only an editor now. g Pearls wero the maxims that fell from s But he's only an editor now. Su(flaflmon declare that the papers tow editor now. Are solely perused for the news thew purvey And not for the things that the editorg say— ! And he's only an editor now. The beasts in the jungle ran hewling from him Who is only an editor now. Alas! that a hunter so mighty of 1im¥ Should be but an editor now ‘Would the lion have felt it so needfu} to flee, Wouldhllho‘ynx and the leopard have d tree If they had’*foreseen that their terros would he Only an editor now? For years a sclentist held in esteem, He is Bhly an editor now Autochthonous ungulates once were hig theme, But he’s only an editor now. Old “']-)rld enlightenment harked to hisg ore And decked him with medals a score But sages and seers will attend him na more: He is only an editor now, ribbons anad Chummy no King. Only an éditor now— Ah! how the lhonxhl_ of the come-down must sting— longer with Kaiser an® Only an editor now! A perny-a reformer, at that: Noone heer him or flourish’ the signs " not “Ted,” at the end of his chat Only an editor now. Glory ‘and honors forever behind, Heé's only an editor now Homeward he comes to the grit an® the grind, Only an editor now Home to the paste and the shears and the sweat To the rush and the clank and the clatter—and yet He's the happiest man in creagiumy T'1E et he's only an editor L H I.A in Nev VIEWS AND VARIETIES Clever Sayings For A rk News, “He was d 1 to his grave “Sure he Did vou expeet h fo wall there 7' —Pittabiiry by Doctor—What can T do for vout Patient—T have cut my index fingeny Doctor—Ve sorr But I am a spe< ctalist on the middle finger.—Fliegen+ de Blaetter. “Paul, if T were to marry widow Muller ens, n “Why not? how like me she is.' Yes the reason.”—lLustige Blaett Nervous Old Lady (in rallway ears riage)—I hope that gun is not loads ed, sir? Sportsman—I'm afrald it im However, I will insert this cork in the muzzle. There, quite e now. Thae nervous old lady breathed a sigh of relief —M, A. P. The Narrator—And from mr tea shot the ball caught the dog, lifted him over a bush and landed him in a pond; and I've never been able to | duce the dog to come on to the lir with me since. The Listener—Per he objects to be seen out with nias.—London Opinion. “l understand that the president of vour college is leaving this ar,” Yes.” ' “A better offer?’ mething of that kind. I think he was offered even less salary, but he will have only half as much to collect for the endo ment fund.”—St, Louis Post-Despat The Greeks had emerged from thae wooden horse and were smiting the Trojans hip and thigl “When they brought us in here,” explained tha Greeks, “they virtually gave us the freedom of the city.” Later they even found fault with Troy's management of its colonial possessions.—Chicaga Tribune. MUCH IN LITTLE Tt is estimated that more than four thousand cars will be required to mar« ket the peach crop of Georgla. An Englishman 30 years old mayv exa pect 38 yvears 2 months more of life; @ woman, 34 years 1 month, Of the 282 steamships which carrieq steerage passengers across the Ats lantic during the first half of 1909, 143 were “equipped with wireless instru-» ments, Grasshoppers have their organs of hearing at the base of the abdomen, that is, at the same place where the corresponding organ of the Noctuidae has been discovered, One life lost for every 1,440,000 passengers carried is the record on steam passenger vessels in 1908, ac- cording to the annual report of the United States steamboat inspection service, which has just been made publie, The output of the Belfast shipping yards in 1909 was 118,660 tons, against 156,820 tons in 1908. Only once in the last twelve vears has the output of the port been lower, and that was in 1904, when the tonnage launched was 74,114 ton o From Vienna Consul General Denhy writes: “The Austrians probably use & higher average quality of tea than any other people in the world, except perhaps the Russians, and these two nations prepare their tea for drinking in a more intelligent way than others. The number of suicides among the students In Russian schools has in- creased to such an extraordianry ex- tent, says The Russische Korrespon- deuyz, “that Mr. Schwartz, the ministew of education, i« making a searching in- vestigasjon with a view to ascertain- Ing the use.” Germany has a soft thing in the now flourishing diamond Aelds of her Southwestern African colony. These are worked by syndicates that turn over to the government 80 per cent, of the profits. The average produc- tion is now about 45000 karats a month.—N. Y. Pre: One of the most important and ben- eficial schemes embarked upon by the Belfast corporation is the Improve- ment of a number of unhealthy areas by the removal of existing houses and the construction of new streets and dwellings in their places. It is esti- mated that the cost of the new houses will be about $550.000 and will accom« odate 4,000 persous 4