The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, August 8, 1921, Page 12

ADVERTISEMENTS ' Getgt wa a Dollar “TheStory of the Nonpartisan League,” by Charles Ed- ward Russell, cloth bound, illustrated; retails for $2. We have been selling it, separate from Leader sub- scriptions, for $1.25. But there is a way you can get this great book for A DOL- LAR, half its regular book- store price. How? First, Something About the Book The book is the story of A. C. Townley and the Non- partisan League, written by one of America’s most noted writers on_political and economic subjects. It is published by Harper & Bros. Mr. Russell has been in personal touch with af- fairs in the states where the League was organized. He speaks from first hand knowledge. His book answers such questions as these: Was - the:League disloyal in the war? Has the League been_autocratic in management? . Is A. C. Townley a crook? His answers are NOT answers that the League would give, nor yet that League enemles would- give. They are his best, impartial judgment. Enemies of the League have quoted this book to prove their points. Leaguers have been pleased with the book. YOU ought to read it and OWN it. . Kill Two Birds . With One Stone Renew your Nonpartisan Leader subscription for two years, at $1.50 per year, which makes $3. Add ONE DOLLAR to your eheck, making it total $4, and you get the Russell book besides two years of the Leader! You are going to renew your Leader subscription anyway, cause you must have the mfor- fl. mation that no other farm pub- lication outside of the Leader can give { u. So just add $1 to | that $3 check -you are going to send us for the Leader and get by the next mail the book no farmer should be without. The Nonpartisan Leader Box 2072, Minneapolis, Mm Use the Following Blank: Nonpartisan Leader (Book Dept.), Box 2072, Minneapolis, Minn. Gentlemen: i Inclosed find “ $4 (check, currency, fl money order, draft) for which extend l. my subscription to'the Leader for TWO ~ years, and in addition send me Russell’s “The Story of the Nonpartisan League,” 833 pages, cloth bound, illustrated. : NG5 3 o s bn'vasisssshdsssvasssossseas NURSERY RHYME Har, Har, Harding, Lodge and Penrose too, Run this government, For me and you. = Har, ‘Har, Harvey, Raves in London town, -~~~ 'Wood to the Philippines, ~ Sims called down. Bill, Bill, Tafty Gets a piece of pie, But what is there in it - For you and 1? 3 Sleep, sleep, my baby, - - Close your eyes tight, They have rope enough To hang themselves right. * * * Why are two very fat men in bathing suits like food specula- tors? They are a pan' of sights (parasites). Don’t” throw any bricks! % * % x Evenif the governor of Illinois is guilty, as charged, he might be able to get off easy by claiming the alleged illegal transactions in the state’s cash were only a Small matter. g T ok % SHORT SKIRTS Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow—but who gives a darn for Mary’s lamb when he can see Mary’s calf. ; * * . MEXICO WANTS AN EARLY "UNDERSTANDING WITH THE UNITED STATES, BUT NOT AN OILY ONE. £ %% “Cy” Thomson of Austin, an i during five or six years as bookkeeper, stole over a million dollars from the Hormel Packing company without the company noticing it. There is some profit in a business that can go on paying blg dividends while one of its employes is making away with a cool million. c ok * * WHY FARMERS FAIL : (No. 4) James Peck’s crop Was certainly a whale; Thought he’d make a Barrel of kale. Gamblers knocked The prices down; Peck is broke and - Works in town. * *- * ‘A Minnesota packing house employe steals over a 'million, a Chicago banker disappears with a million of other people’s money, and the gover- nor of Illinois is accused of grafting to the extent of $700,000 off the state. What pikers ordinary highwaymen and burglars are! * Tk * THE FAKE VARIETY SHOULD BE CALLED “PROGRESS-IFS.”, * * * i WELCOME SIGN. An exchange says that an evengel- ist had tacked to @ tree at the inter- section of two roads a sign bearing this advice: “Prepare to meet thy God.” , And then along came a man from the state highway department who placed a sign below it with the single | word: “Detour.” * % The Cootey company of Minneapolis are big bugs among the prmtmg firms of that city. Cut_and Diied STRICTLY DRY (With apologies to the immortal author of that stirring drinking song, “Beer, Beer, Glorious Beer”). - Pop, pop, prohibition pop, Fill yourself up to the top, Policeman won’t nab you, Scandal won’t stab you, Beautiful, glorious pop. Pop, pop, legitimate pop, Fear not the raid of the cop, Drink till you’re sick of it, There is no stick in it, Beautiful, glorious pop. * * * NAMING YACHTS “Modesty” is the name of Banker Stillman’s private yacht, on which his wife charges he entertained other women. If “Cy” Thomson had a yacht we presume he named it “Hon- esty.” Other appropriate yacht names which readily suggest themselves are: " 'For Taft, the “Petite”; for Judge Landis, the “Meek”; sey, the “Timidity”; Ruth, the “Bunter.” T The sign, “Free Air,” at Stand- ard Oil company auto filling sta- tions, indicates that John D. hasn’t a monopoly on the atmos- phere yet. for Jack Demp- and for Babe * * The advertising fraternity claims the war was sold to *‘America by ap- proved = advertising methods. But that’s nothing. A summer drink manufacturer is selling trainloads of his product as a result of a million- dollar national -advertising campaign, in spite of the fact-that the pure food laws compel him to say on the label of the bottle, in large readable type, that it is made of acid and artificially colored. * * * ~ Would it be safe to trust the For- geot -Transfer & Storage company of aneapolls to remember to call for your trunk in-time to catch a train? 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THE CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY Department of Colonization and Development Montreal - S AN oty e e e Canada