The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, August 9, 1920, Page 2

% ADVERTISEMENTS = IRAWHIDE SHOES Cut Out the Shoe Profiteer ON APPROVAL — NO MONEY IN AD’VANCE Why ‘we ncmlly DO eut out the PROFITEERING - MIDD: a minute’s rest. Every speaker had something to say about Si. was the most prominent one on: the lips of the Ferty-eighters, although 4 | he had the laborites buzzing for him | too. Looked for awhile as though the delegates would nominate old Si Kol- ogy for president, as they seemed to be talking about him so much. They made a good choice in Christensen, though. - Even after the convention was over, a dlsgruntled delegate said that in his opinion the platform was (#Si Kologically bad.” . So Si gets the blame for anything that went wrong. ‘When . the nominations for vice premdent were:in order old Si Kology had to take a back seat for Ida Klein. For several moments after the nomi- nations were offered, you could hear “Jda Klein,” “Ida Klein,” shouted from various parts of the hall, including the speaker’s platform. Ida’s boom didn’t get across, theugh, for Max Hayes carried off the honors as the delegates’ back number stylm g but only one stand- o willl out~ ™% wear. any- § thing you have. ever hud. Double leather soles and ‘' heels. ' Wate rproot upeclally treated uppers. ' Dirt, and i tongue. A on approval. Send for our free fllustmted catalog: { EQUITY SHOE COMPANY | § Boston Block Mi:meapohs, Minn. JORITY. g T Are women queer? @ We'll say they are. The other evening be- fore retiring Mrs. “Simp” Elkins of Fargo let her folding bed down, then looked under it for a possnble burglar. ) * * * ¥ 7]1[1! i SWEEREY SYSTEM S —A — &:&eflcfll finlnlns by mebag a kgl B mechnnia 3 bo previous FREE X:‘é?::"’x‘;’&%'r?é.“‘“““’a Plckares: mes ew. Million Dollar Trade School, T8 wmd 20 an, over l.m-n fow W ducted a “profiteer” verse contest. It’s “horribly good,” as Mabel would say, but we’ll have a dish of it anyway: " T paid eighteen buck for trousers, And ‘they’re shoddy wool, I fear; In two weeks I'll need some’ others, Oh! God bless this profiteer. ~ Shoes Pm wearmg, made of paper; «"When it rains they’ll disappear; New ones cost eleven dollars— - Oh! 'God bless this profiteer. Bulletmaker grabbed the dollars During war—three million clear— Ton spould, bare, o e rom factol L before you buy fence. Oh! God bless this profiteer. ALITY FENCE—LOW PRICES S HIGH QU. LT 0 Siits b ; AT et ‘You can not 2 Army.Lieutenant Carl Wanderer of y QU nearest (u:to UNITED FENCE COMPANY ‘Chicago shot his. wife, alleging she OF STILLWATER Fro * 806 Maln 8t. - Fortzo;ndllon. fowa Stillwater, Hlln Dow N Wanderers and hoboes both belong to ONE YEAR the same kettle of fish. T() PAY. T S g If somebody shonld W&D. the ' Pemocratic and Repubhcsn plat- _ forms, abont the only way they conld find it out would be to see ‘ewhether the document praises or : abuses President ‘Wilson. * * * dou NEW BUTTERFLY Sepscatotsare G itgaies drisctalp St Sog ot 3in the anti-League cities-of Fargo and : triots are agltatmg to. change the ""’“"“’““"’"‘ pm."‘f} through those cities.. They want to call it Red; thte and Blue river. #5 o ig TOO EXCITING People with weak hearts are ad- . viged to'-refrain from. watclnng Cut and Dried HE TALK OF THE CONVENTION - Si Kology worked overtime at the ' Farmer-Labor convention—hardly got His name - the ouija board backed off' the map. . Seer and quit fooling around the Min- choice for vice presidént, —NEW MA- _/LEADERS, says' a headline in the “didn’t think the Tribune would be so | ; club.”” The Minneapolis Labor Review con-- Commondub was stopping shrapnel, : had been gadding about with a tramp. What ground has a Wanderer to bes lieve either: himself or his sparring . partner any better than a tramp? - " tain ‘Mrs. ~(ness of *“our best people.” " women throwing the slap back into v s we’d hate bo be so, unpopular: Rumors have been going the rounds i Grand Forks, N. D., that certain pa- -name of the Red river, which flows: »l —MR. DOOLEY : yacht races or. golf matchesh A OUIJA, WHERE IS THY STING! - The St. Paul clmrvoyant who “lo- cated” the slayer suspect, aided and | ¥ abetted by a detective, certainly has: We'd suggest that'all city detectives, barred under the law from accepting rewards, arrange to haye a clairvoy- ant handy after the evidence has been gathered and let the “seer” collect the rewards. A little “spht” afterward, ‘y’know, y’lmow mme rm i e &«%:fll’:’%fifilfi.flfi e:.a' . juse: 'V, - tied s Reibevit Worin Caoet * % Speaking about ‘ouija boards, we think the Minneapolis highbinder. clan ought to consult some more eminent; neapolis Tribune’s = political omJ_a board. . Every time that fool ouija “hand” stops, it says the League has been killed. * * * ~ + Bryan thinks the Democrat plat- form isn’t dry enough. 'Let him try reading it. It's dysty. * * * BATTLE LEAGUE Sam 0Z8, ma (loau wlll tit all worm WA YELLOW DEVIL FOR HORSES s WORMS.. Mumeapohs Tribune.” We thought all the time it was' the milling crowd that was' fiihtmg Townley and the | other Nonpartisan leaders, but we § J """t ris cneses mmm.@*-‘gfi'&m-r;%%fir % brazen as to boast of it, so we read further: “aneapohs players score in first mnmg over St. Paul baseball Prices are commg down!s Sndw shovels, ear muffs and overcoats . are ghqaper._v'l'lmn.ks, Mr. Palmer! S S - e A “teacher in' a. Montana rural school, wanting to:show up the fallacy of lymg, offered a prize to the pupllA g who could tell the bxggest lie. Pl “A. C. Townley. is a crook and is really working for the steel corpora- tion and the grain combine,” said one. “Willie Campbell never told a lxe "‘ said another. “The Nonpartisan league is nea.rly : dead,” said'a thlrd, and eamed oft the- pnze. g ...... In Australia the train carmng the Prince of Wales jumped the track. 'The train had been carry-' - ing mest to market a few days: i| ‘hefore, and is supposed to have-: lmd a httle kangaroo blood in it; o igl o Were surely glad we aren’t a cer- "H. A. P. of Philadelphia, | who recently took a crack at farmers’ wives for wanting to share the happi- “The Non- partisan Leader has recexved ‘a billiort (more or less) letters from League SaEhbkabYRE Souwaraati- | |, ................... : ‘s’.a'sa;h U. 8. SALVAGE COMPANY . ‘Wabasha St., H. Cor. 10th, St Paul, Minn, the Quaker City woman’s face. Gosh, "Ifi:inkmudbmakupmtombflinci with the Admiral” says ter of Miss, tural % & k% If the farmers -and working < ‘people of the ‘United States don’t, . ‘hang together, the day may come “ when they will hgve to hang sep- arat.ely. i natxon, if 1 kin gi ou an mjnncfimn. ¥ The watcbword of twentleth century ; life: “He's gettin’ hs and I’m gom : : ‘,‘togetmme” : i The Chicago Tribune pfint‘ed ‘the * G. 0. P. and Dem. platforms side by side, so the mtellxgent yoters’ could ‘make comparison. ‘Like comparing a ‘glass of boardmg house ice tea with a- scuttle of circus - lemonade.—NEW _egg”. just remmd hun this MAJ ORITY * hen fmnj; is always yellow want stepe e F *go seconds). g:v mfi you xul: our Dlrm % »MEI.I;IN fln‘l RUBBER. cc&“ g Mentmn ‘the Leader Wber- Wntmg Agvertisers PAGETWO e ':umtmnmenuaawuenw:—mmumum