The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, April 15, 1918, Page 2

P AY)VERTISEMENTS ~ HoeSHERMAN ==ST. PAUL MINNz==s FuLL VALUE Courtesy and Comfort have combined to make the New Sherman the most popular Hotel in St. Paul. More one dollar rooms than any other first class hotel in St. Paul. Cafe and Cafeteria. Angus J. Cameron I'ourth and Sibley Streets One block from Union Depot and Nonpartisan League Headquarters. R S O R ) ) P 71 R (D S ) O I3 I I You Are Surely Entitled to the Full Market Value for Your Livestock If you do not get if, somebody else gets the benefit you should have. The day is passed when business is done on. senti- ment, and only results in dollars and cents count. We want you to compare the re- sults in dollars and cents we get . for you with those received else- where. A comparison will convince you that “Kirk Service” gets you the most money for your livestock. J. R. Kirk Commission Co., Inc. South 8t. Pauli=Minn. Authorized Sales Agency of the American Society of Equity FRECKLES Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots There’s no Jlonger the slightest need of feeling ashamed of your freckles, as the prescription othine— double sueumh-—ls guaranteed to remove these homee- ly. spots. Simply get an ounce of othine—double strength— from Sour druggist, and apply a little of it night and moruing and you should soon see that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the lighter ones have vanished entirely. It s seldom that more than one ounce is needed to completely clear the skin and gain beautiful clear complexion. Be sure to ask for the double strength othine, as this is sold under xununtee of money back if it fails to remove freckles. KILL QUACK WITH THE Kovar Quack Grass Killer and Alfalfa Cultivator Thoroughly tested on my FNI>wn and other farms. Endorsed by agricultural experts and thousands of satisfied users. Keeps alfalfa fields clean and does not injure plants. I positvely guarantee sat- isfaction or money re- § funded. Wnte for free ch‘cular. How to Kill Two-Tooth View Quack Grass.” JOS. J. KOVAR, Mfr. BINDER TWINE 0.b. £ ucra ?l!:’n“ou}{nmom,qlfl:gh'l%’?“o vflfflm Consumers Cordage Co. firlnneapollo. fllnn 8 llention the Lander When Writinc Advcrtbm THE NEW NOBILITY Said the hen to the cow, on a bright summer’s morn, “My friend, will you give me a bite of your corn?” “YOUR FRIEND,” said the cow, “You presumptuous bird, how dare you make free with the Queen of the Herd! That era is past, for I'm living today on two-dollar corn, and fifteen- dollar hay! The hired man who milks me, no novice or freak, is laying by seventeen dollars per week! The girl at the house who takes care of the milk i is boss of her mistress, and dresses in silk! The milk that I give, by the latest report, is worth on the market ten cents for the quart! My butter is valued at fifty per pound, and cheese brings no less than six dollars a round! Then, think of my tallow, my bone, and my beef— so high that the butcher is classed as a thief! So, Biddy, I move with the Four Hundred now, and please to address me, ‘Your Highness, the Cow! ” ' “But, Your Highness, the Cow, has not heard of the boost that this era has given the Queen of the Roost! In times now departed my babies were bought by dozens and hundreds for little or naught, but now, just as soon as they’re able to peep, Owatonna, Minn. | ..‘._~._~.. ‘.«';4.._.. there’s nothing about them a particle cheap! My eggs which at one time were given away, are as precious and rare as gold nuggets today! sight My flesh and my feathers are clear out of ; my food costs my master a penny a bite! You must be pohte in accosting me, then, and please to address me, ‘Your Highness, the Hen! ” “Your Highness, the Hen, I salute with a bow!” “I salute and I honor Your Highness, the Cow!”: N WHAT’S YOUR OPINION? - Do you think that the ends of the kaiser’s mustache go up because the rest of him is so determined to go ‘down ? Don’t .you beheve it is much more polite for a father to meet his erring son with a bough, than it is"to meet him with a bark? Do you not suppose that the con- servation of time effected by setting our clocks ahead and knocking an hour’s daylight out of the morning,. is also going to help to knock the daylight out of the kaiser? Does it not seem that the summer has stolen a March on us? " With clothing going up the way it is doing, wouldn’t it be wise to wear union-alls and then run. straps under our shoes, Uncle Sam fashion? ; * * * “Forget your party,” urges the president. We did that once, and the poor wife sat around in a state of overdressed uneasiness for two hours waiting for us to get heme and take her as we :promised. - No, Mr. Wilson, sub- - sequent experience has taught us never to do such a trick again; we value domestic fehclty too highly! ) : * 0 kox REACTION! We view the ashpi’e, ghastly sight— (The snow has ‘gone away)— And we forget how warm and’ bnght It burned the other day; We only think about the dough We’ve*handed out for-coal, And now, worse than two months ago, We shlver in our soul! S . * * ‘“THE SIGN OF THE TIMES It’s very plain to all, no: doubt, -The baseball season’s nigh, When even ladies go about Intent to strike a flyl ** - It’s very plain again, I trow, Clothes prices are a fright, " - For when Helen Moller dances- now, i Her clothes are out. iz J.E.T. ROTATION. OF CROPS A stranger passing by a field where a farmer was working, noticed the farmer kill a snake, and then care- fully lay it in the furrow and plow it under. “Why are you so careful about bury- ing that snake?” asked the stranger. “Wall,” said the farmer, “I believe in rotation of crops!” “That may ke, but what has that -got to do with it?” “Well, stranger, it is just like this: IfI bury that snake its body will de- cay, fertilize the ground, and make more corn, won’t it?” “And the corn will make more whis- ky, won’t it?” “Yes.” “And the whisky will make more snakes, and then I can start in on the rotation again. Get-up!” . *® & * “If you have any doubt, lady, that this is not new stock,” said the merchant, “I can refer you to dozens of customérs who have been buying it from me for the -la.st ten years.” * lk__ 2 ‘NVhen the day comes each year to o turn your clock . ahead an hour, you }- had better do it before you go to ‘bed or you are gomg to get beaten out of a good solid hour's sleep, : S : “John,” cried the ‘wife, “you never talked that way to me when I was | merely your fiancee!” “Perhaps not,” said the husband “but you see it~is different, now that you are' my de-fiance!” * * * - HAPPY IS THE MAN WHO CAN FIND. HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD | ~WITHOUT THE AID OF A GRAVE- DIGGER! - Ik t % ~The local postman on our route -Is snubbed at by his “betters,” Yet he's no ' poor, 'unlearned galoot,v But quite. stters!” : ADVERTISEMENTS P/ Outdoor Workers | are subject to exposure to all kinds of weather, and strenuous outdoor work brings the rheumatic aches. You can’t afford to belaid up, so heed that first twinge of rheumatism. Use Sloan’s Liniment. Clean and con- venient, no need to rub, no stains, no clumsy plasters and your pain dlsappears. S trains, neuralgia aches and stiff, lorf :u:‘cl; are all relleved by the appli- | cation of Sloan’s Liniment, erous size bottles o¥ all druggistsy Doy . Sloan’s Linimaent KILLS PAIN Sloan’s prices not increased 25¢, 50c, $1.00 WE WANT | -} CREAM | * WOOL | BEANS You- have to ship out this season Cattle Hides, Horse Hides, Dry Hides, Pelts, Skins, Tallow, Furs, Prices are high and market booming. Write us for quotations, Tags, Etc. Where your shipments bring most money. THE R.-E. COBB C0. ST. PAUL, MINN. Established 1888 o f o . U. 8. Food Administration License G-07178 Sy Save Grain By having better pastures and better hay -and more .of both. Do it with Sweet Clover. Sow with grain any time during April and May. Send for snmple and- price. CLOVERLEA SEED (0. BLANCHARD, N. D. rWll.l. SAVE YOUR CHICKS ‘' Any reader of thls aper who wfltes P, the Poultryman, at 1%1 N. 2ad St, m.‘m'fiii'" 1 wfllneelunli‘m(!owofhlsnawh let, ‘While Diarrhoea in Baby Chicks,”” It te ‘how. to prevent, remedy aud save the whole haf n -free, thi Furges At ‘once.—Ady. g