The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, January 21, 1918, Page 2

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Says the lawyer to his client: ‘““Yes, you’re bound to win the day!’”’ And the man gets education, while the lawyer get his pay! - “‘The bride’s a leading beauty,’’ writes the editor-in-chief—and the remnants of his conscience have another fit of grief! “You’ re the finest congregation that it’s been my lot to serve has his nerve ! ““‘The choicest kind of woolen,’’ ’ and they’re all a bunch of smners but the preacher says the merchant with a smlle, and he satisfies the lady, but he misses truth a mile! “‘““Your hat’s a dream of beauty!’’ prudence tells the man to say; but he inwardly compares it to a load of prairie hay! ““You’re a kind and loving husband,’ > coos the wife with careful stress; and of course she gets the money, but she has to have the dress! 1 ‘“I should like to tarry, w1fey, for I'd like to help you serub!”’ Then he starts off toward the office, but he angles to the club! "Twould be cruel to call us liars—it’s abrupt, and doesn’t suit— but we’d all have roeky traveling if they’d close the blarney route! ‘What a scad of sores and bruises every one of us would have, if they’d stop the manufacture of this spee1a1 brand of salve! OUR NATIONAL SCOLD Have you heard of our wonderful na- tional scold, ‘Who can not be shown, and who can "not be told— Teddy the Terrible, Teddy the Bold, The critic of Oyster Bay; That fellow who never as yet has been heard, To proffer to Wilson one ’couraging word, ‘Who knocks everybody to whom he’s referred; Have you ever heard of him,.I say? -Have you heard how he treated his neighbor, Bill- Taft, Inviting him on to his president's raft; Why, then he upset him, and quietly laughed, “ To see him go under the wave! According to Teddy nobody should dare, To have any views that the Scold doesn’t share, And nobody fits in the president’s chair— Save Teddy the Brave! * * * In looking through an old vol- ume of Scott the other day, we were surprised to note, in the poem called “Lochinvar”, this ex- pression: “He swam the Eske river where Ford there was none!” How ridicuiously old-fashioned that community must have been! Do you suppose there was a Buick in the neighborhood? * * * Our animal book has the picture of an ornery looking four-legged specimen -called an Aye-aye. - Evidently the poor beast has long been dominated by some political boss—hence the name! He looks like a stand-patter. *® * * A news item : concerning the Dickinson (N. -D.) post office building says: “The finishing - work on the new building has been begun.” 'We take it for granted, PAGE TWO i TR 10 J.ET. " therefore, that the beginning work has been finished. . * * *® A MINNEAPOLIS CLUB STAGED A BOXING MATCH BY CANDLE LIGHT; THE EFFECT WAS STRIK- . ING. *. % *® Mr. Tri, from Aberdeen, S. D., has opened a restaurant at Grassy Butte, N. D. A man with that name surely ought to succeed. * * * COMING BACK STRONG “It seems to me,” grumbled the grouchy husband to his wife, “it seems to me that you are wasting your time at that fancy work busi- ness!” “You do not understand,” retorted the wife, “for you do not now, and never did fancy work!” * * * - The growing actress, playing in a better theater, was heard to remark: “I have now reached the stage where more clothing is a necessity.” * * * WITH THE BIG RUSH ON, THE GERMAN AEROPLANES . HAVE TIME TO PAY LONDON ONLY A FLYING VISIT. * * *» “What is your name??” asked the steer of - the shoat. - “Squealie”, answered the pig. “I know that,” said the. steer, “but what is your pen name?” * * * & Golden Valley county was “high man” in North Dakota in the per capita of Red Cross subscriptions. Strange! A county could show such patriotism as that after producing two such traitors as Townley and Baer! * * * ) 2 The struggle for just grading of wheat in Dakota and Minnesota is such an old struggle that some ° of the farmers engaged in the con- troversy - have gotten their third hearing. 'Most men.are eighty and more before they get even their second hearlng. 9