The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, November 29, 1917, Page 13

D All the dope Against the League The Daily 0ld Gangster Full underground leased wire report from Big Biz & Co., Wall Street, N. Y. Of politicians TFFor politicians By politicians Published in every city THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1917 Price—anything we can sting you for Billion Dollars (By B. B. & Co. wire) The League is no more. After col- lecting fifty billion dollars it blew up last night. Just as we said—it was a fake. In an inter- -view on the matter Teddy Roosevelt said: ‘“This is a great blow to me. I expected to have the League live another week as I have prepared a new editorial against it, which it is now useless to print.” | profits, are proved to be slackers. NONPARTISAN LEAGUE AGAIN BANKRUPT Squanders Fifty ® TOUCH NOT! " Our source ot income. Farmers Refuse To Buy Liberty Bonds, Also To Pay Taxes and To Listen To Sound Political Advice Farmers, getting fat and rich on war This is the statement today of three bankers, four packers and two millers, who met at the Chamber of Commerce to arrange | war will a loyalty meeting to inject new patriot- ism into the tillers of the soil. | eating {and he refused to Townley Disloyal— Wears Long Hair The president of the Nonpartisan league is fighting the government, He was observed last night at a cafe doughnuts, save the holes to help solve the food shortage. The barber who shaved him told his wife's great aunt that Townley was heard to say, while in the barber's chair, that ‘‘the last till peace comes.” This is pro-German ADVERTISEMENTS BOSTON, Mass. — Not long ago a man came to me who was neariy half a century old and asked me to give him a preliminary examination for life insur- ance, I was astonished to find him with the blood pressure of a boy of 20 and as full of vigor, vim and vitality as a young man: in fact a young man he really was notwithstanding his age. The secret he said_was talking iron—nuxated iron had filled him with renewed life. At 30 he was in bad health; at 46 he was careworn and nearly all in, Now at 50 after taking Nuxated Iron a miracle of vitality and his face beaming with the buoyancy of youth. As I have said a hundred times over, iron is the greatest of all strength builders. If people would only take Nux= ated Iron when they feel weak or run- down, instead of dosing themselves with habit-forming drugs, stimulants and alco- holic beverages I am convinced that in this way they could ward off disease, preventing it becoming organic in thou- sands of cases and thereby the lives of thousands might be saved who now die every year from penumonia, grippe, kid- ney, liver, heart trouble and other dan- gerous maladies. The. real and true cause which started their diseases was nothing more nor less than a_ weakened condition brought on by lack of iron in the blood. Iron is absolutely neces- sary to enable your blood to change food into living tissue. Without it, no matter how much or what you eat, your food merely passes through you without doing you any good. You don't get the strength out of it and as a consequence you become weak, pale and sickly look- ing just like a plant trying to grow in a soil deficient in iron. If you are not strong or well you owe it to yourself to ~ Like a Boy at 50, Bubbling Over With Vitality-Taking Iron Did It Doctor says Nuxated lvon is greatest of all strength builders—Often increasve the strength and endurance of delicate, nervous folks 100 per cent. in two weeks’ time. vou have gained. I have seen dozens of nervous run-down people who were ail~ ing all the while, double their strength and endurance and entirely get rid of all symptoms of dyspepsia, liver and other troubles in from ten to fourteen days time simply by taking iron in the proper form. And this after they had in some cases been doctoring for months without obtaining any benefit. But don’t take the old forms of reduced iron, iron acetate or tincture of iron simply to save a few cents. You must take iron in a form that can be easily absorbed and as- similated like nuxated iron if you want it to do you any good, otherwise it may prove worse than useless, Many an athlete or prizefighter has won the day simply because he knew the secret of great strength and endurance and filled his blood with iron before he went into the affray, while many another has gone down to inglorious defeat simply for the lack of iron.—E., Sauer, M. D. NOTE —,Nuxated Iron recommended above by Dr. E. Sauer, is not a patent medicine nor secret remedy, but one which is well known to druggists and whose iron constituents are widely pre- scribed by eminent physicians everywhere. Unlike the older inorganic iron products it is easily assimilated, does not injure the teeth, make them black, nor upset the stomach; on the contrary, it is a most potent remedy in nearly all forms of in- digestion as well as for nervous, run- down conditions. The manufacturers have such great confidence in nuxated iron, that they offer to forfeit $100.00 to any charitable institution if they cannot take any man or woman under 60 who lacks iron, and increase their strength 100 A Boob League Leaders Ought to be Shot Governor Fire- twist of the Annie- sotta P. S. com- mission issued a statement today saying that League leaders must be ‘‘stood up against a wall” It's the only way to defeat the farmers at the next election he says. Farmers Set Class Against Class The farmers tried to meet at Podunk vesterday but the business men drove them out with rot- ten eggs and a fire hose. This shows the League move- ment is a class movement, Otherwise, why Reads the Leader— Can’t Borrow Money Farmer Brown, a rank ‘‘disloyalist,” was denied a loan | at the Punkinville bank, because he was caught reading The Nonpartisan Leader the other day. The patriotic banker refused to give him a cent. | department. Whole Nation Unpatriotic The demand for copies of the resolu- tions of the St. Paul conference is so great that it proves practically every- body in the United States is a traitor. | should they read these resolutions? This is our nine-lived cat of slander propaganda of the Farmer Caught most insidious Eating Meat on Ikmd. Seist X Meatless Day. This is a picture Farmer Smith!qof our own patron refuses to help con- | gaint, serve the food sup- ply. He lives 40 miles from town and ran out of fish last meatless day and ate a_can of canned snail, which is meat under the ruling of the food B RET Perfectly Good Po- tato Found in Farmers' Garbage Can. A scandal oc- curred yesterday at the Jones farm. Gov't food sleuths found a spud in the garbage can, thrown out by Mrs. Tarmer Jones. Warrants _will be issued. Jones is pro-German and {unpatriotic al- though his four sons are in the army. IN TERMS OF FARM PRODUCTS The fare to Chicago takes one load of oats, and tips to the porter the price of two shoats; the meals in the diner, six bushels of wheat—one bushel at least for each portion of meat; our good mooley calf and our rooster are worth exactly the same as a good lower berth; when you land at the depot, three bushels of flax are needed to settle the bill for the hacks; a bell-hop comes racing to carry your grip, and a setting of eggs doesn 't equal the tip; the price of a room in a classy hotel, takes all of the onions a man has to sell; a big nigger presses a suit of your duds, and away goes a couple of bushels of spuds; a beautiful waitress comes smiling your way, and you tip her the price of a good load of hay; you go to a show, like a sociable guy, and give a spring colt for the tickets you buy; you remember your auntie with some souve- nirs, and sacrifice both of your fine yearling steers; you splash in the lake, and you visit the courses, and find that you’ve gone through a span of young horses! You hang around Chy for a long week or more, and squander that eighty in Range 54; and long before leaving this modern-day Rome, you find it essential to mortgage your home—BUT «BANG’’ GOES YOUR LITTLE BRASS, DOLLAR ALARM!. YOU AWAKE, AND, THANK HEAVEN—YOU ARE STILL ON THE FARM! J.E T “Keep a pig,” says Herbert Hoover. Yet a few Minot (N. D.) citizens who tried to do it, got into trouble with Bill Langer. They tried to keep the blind wvariety. - - There once was a man named Keren- sky, At first he looked simply immensky, But when trouble came He didn’t seem game, He picked up and streaked off hell- bentsky. it * * * IT COMES HIGHER NOW Every time you lick a postage stamp you taste the finest quality of tapioca starch, says a new governraent. bulle- tin. Last year enough tapioca, 517,000 pounds, was used on the 11,289,000,000 stamps to give every man, woman and child in New York City a big' dish of tapioca pudding. This is comforting reading, now that stamps cost 3 cents instead of two. But we don’t live in New York City. SOME MOUTH “Mrs. Smith, do have some more ice cream,” said the hostess. “Thank you,” said Mrs. Smith, *“I will," but just a mouthful.” “Mary, fill Mrs. Smith’s plate,” said the hostess. £ * * The official status of a Ford has now been determined by the courts. In Hoy versus Gorst, 154 Pacific reporter, the opinion of the court opens with the words: “This is an action in replevin to recover a Ford machine, called in the complaint an automobile."” . C % * * JOHN KNOX IS A GOOD NAME FOR A REFORMER; EVERY RE- FORMER KNOCKS MORE OR LESS —THAT'S PART OF HIS NECES- SARY BUSINESS. * * * LIBRARIANS FIND THAT OF ALL PROFESSIONAL OR TRADESMEN BOOKKEEPERS GIVE THEM THE MOST TROUBLBE. make the following test: See how long A you can work or how far you can walk vided they have no serious organic trou- without becoming tired. Next take two ble. 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