The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, November 1, 1917, Page 14

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You see yis- terday I maid a trip thru the garden uv the gods, explored the depths uv the the cave uv the winds to a distance uv ’leven thousand foot an’ stood fur sev- eral minits, with oncovered hed, an’ viewed in silent awe .the pulsless form uv a petrefied indian. This indian, when he wuz a regular flesh an’ blud human being, iz sed to have lived sev- eral thousand years ago—even before the daze uv trusts, politickle rings an’ Nonpartisan Leegs. Az I looked with riverence upon his calm an’ plasid features I' wuz enclined to envy him the peace an’ contentment, not only that he enjoyed in the daze that air past an’ gone but the peace an’ contentment that he seamed to be en- joyin’ now. I thot uv how glorious it must have bin to live in the daze when the hole world wuz the comon property uv all humanity an’ when no man cud put up a sine, “This Is Private Prop- erty—Keep Off.” . S I thot uv the marvelous changes that had cum over the cuntry—uv how trusts an’ combinashuns had practical- 1y put a fence around the world an’ is- sued orders to “Keep Off the Grass.” I thot uv how much better off this Indian wuz now with only hiz fisical form turned into stone to remind us uv what magnificient specimens uv human bein's that growed in them good ole daze, while hiz sole wuz roamin’ at will up an’ down the broad valleys uv the happy huntin’ ground, where no man could say you nay an’ ever man's han’ wuz not agin hiz naber. MEETS MR. CRAFTY AT THE ELK HORN I say I wuz in this frame uy mind when I went to my roomin' house last nite an’ I sot out on the piaza ’till 'leven o’clock an’' smoked my pipe uv peace an’ longed fur time when the trusts would cease frum trubblin’ us an’' the trubbled wood be at rest. An so, this morning I awoke with a “Thinkin’ of the time when all our trubble would be over” ° refined mentality, took a brisk walk thru the park, eat a little trust-maid breakfast food, drank a little trust- controlled coffee, filled my pipe with trusted tobaco, lit it with a match maid by the match trust an’ went over an’ sot down on the piaza uv the Elk Horn in order to maik the peeple think I wuz a trust. ® I hadn’t sot thar more'n about ten minnits when Crafty cum outen the dinin’ room, smokin’ a seegar az big az a policeman’s billy an’ wearin’ a smile that looked like a half moon. I seed at wunce that he wuz happy an’ konclud- ed that he must have got good nuzs, He greeted me cheerily, ast about my helth an’ smiled benign'ly upon me. - As sune az the preliminary skirmish- _es wuz over he 'ged: “Got good nuze, Mr. Hed—corkin’ D AT TIOTTD MTWTAY Crafty’s Big Plan ~ Gets Jolted By L B. RIPP, the Reporter " guvernment in all its policies uv carry- - to the effeck that this senator promised - do we .care fur facks, Theze papers good nuze. Cum up to my room an’ T'll tell you the hole thing.” I follered him to the elevator an’ we shot up to the fifth floor and he led the way to his room—or rooms ruther. He occupied a magnificant sweet uv rooms at the southeast corner uv the bilding an’ the mornin’ sun wuz castin’ lace-wurk 'pictures on the floor. He pulled me out a big luther seeted cheer, opened up a fresh box uv seegars, pulled up anuther cheer an’ sot down sorter by the side uv me. ‘We put our feet upon the table and he started in, PAPERS LINED UP MR. HED HEARS “Now you will remember, Mr. Hed, how that I tole you I wuz goin’ to line up certain nuzepapers from which shud eminate the dope which other nuze- papers wood copy, and which wood do the bizness to this Leeg.” I admitted that he had tole me that. “Well,” he went on, enthusiastically, “the big battle haz started an’ I'm here to tell you she's goin’ fine. The big guns air batterin’' down the brestwurks an’ smashin’ the hevy artilery an’ purty sune the infantry will charge an’ when that iz over thar won’t be a Nonparte~ shun Leeger left to tell the tale.” He reached over an’ patted a pile uv nuzepapers, layin’ on the table. “Here,” he sed, “iz sum reports from the big guns. You see the Leeg had a big convenshun at St. Paul not long ago—jist the uther day, in facked. My instructshuns to the big papers wuz to maik the publick beleve this wuz a dis- loyal, seditious, traiterous, pro-German meetin’ an’ we wood thus turn publick sentiment agin ’em.” “But wuz - it a disloyal, seditious, traiterous an’ pro-German meetin'?” I ast, inocently. “Hell! no!”, he exclaimed. Ef you'd a seed the resolushuns thay passed you woodn’t ast sick a question. But that's the joke. The masses uv the peeple don't know the difference. The big papers don't publish the resolushuns. All thay publish iz colored nuze arti- cles and wun-sided editorials all uv which iz full uv dedly pizen.” “Well iz thar enny foundashun in facked fur sich stories? It seems that you have got to have sumthin’ to hang 7 BY DAY OR WEEK-~ [h7s At your tales onto or thay won’t hang toe gethgr." T'ELL WITH FACTS IS CRAFTY’'S POLICY “Shore we've got Qumth!n. 'to hang our tales onto. Didn't thay have a senator thar that has oppozed the in’ on the war?” “Yes, but it seams to me. I seen sumthin’ in the papers—sum paper— not to speak on the war question at all an’ that he broke hiz promise an’ that the Leeg had repudiated him fur it,” I sed ruther sharply. “Of course, of course, them'’s the facks,” he sed mercilessly, “but what don’t publish them facks an’ so the