New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 16, 1929, Page 8

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Our efrculation atatistice are based upon this audit Thie {nsures pro- tection against fraud in newspaper tribution fgures to botb uational local advertisers. and The ferald ta on sale dally in New York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Time Square; Schuitz's Newsstands Entrance Grand Central 42nd Btreet “700 Democrats Sounds familiar: End ‘Harmony' Lights Turned Jamaica Theater. . Session in Riot Police Clear out, ete The idea is now current that Wil- low Brook is to be the most expen- sive brook in Hartford county. One thing some aviators have yet to learn is to quit trying to fly into a fog. It was done in Ohio Jhe other day with dire results. Prudent ship captains centuries ago learned it is) n to| better to stop during a fog tha be in a hurry. Fogs are nature’s stop signals on water and alr lanes. State cooperation will enforce the dry That minds us that Connecticut has an en- law, says Mr. Doran, e forcement act and is supposed to be cooperating. And how! | a half-nelson | Hoods who concentrate their efforts slices of lucre of those that upon subtracting from the possession have much. There are a wealthy folk in Hartford, and when keen-witted with promises of quick turnovers and large number of some sharpers appear increased scads of money to be add: hard thinking, prove them- nitwits of calcula- tion. Much local excitement, accom- without work the victims ed or many of selves veritable panied by cries of revenge and the | application of the law's mighty ma- | jesty. the somebody has been bilked instead of These ever do not restrict their operations the that follows discovery that modern Robin Hoods how- to relieving rich of 1f cecding revelation would be merely surplus wealth. were 8o each suc- one more serial in The individual the funny story. surplus sums of the ordinary who has nothing to lose in a gamble likewlse are subjects for their solicitation. Thus.we read fr that the sharpers are found quently victims of such ‘Iin all walks of life Which must include the poor and trusting, and widows with small inheritances. At the time when the all but fever tipster sharpers have an oppor- nation has gone wild with the gaming | tunity as never before. Working up- on the credulity of thousands of per- the get-rich- | field | ddenly ex- | sons suffering from quick itch, the they find the ready for harvest, an pose comes along and an astonishing | number of people discover that they have been “taken in.” They then have time to reflect up- on how foolish they were, and how much better their finances would lw{‘ had they remained sensible to the | value of a conservative outlook. The quick schemes in the history of civi- total of exploded get-rich- | lization would fill a book. Getting | on the other fellow's NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. FRIDAY, AUGUST 16, 1929. A clerk who spoke French was ment as Secretary of the Treasury. instantly detached from her other On February 2, 1920, he resignad customers and the imposter got his| from the cabinet to qualify as Sena- | shopping quickly over with! {tor from Virginia, by appointment |of the governor, to succeed the late Scnator Martin. He was elected to the Senate November 2, 1920, -or aggeration. |the balance of the term expiring Bower: “Well, he got what was| March 3, 1925, and reeiected in 1924 {coming to him.” for the term ending 1931. Warren: “How's that?: Q. What is the value of a United Power: “His wifc's just pres States silver three-cent piece dated him with triplets! |FisEs procriabing Lioyd Rodenwold. | ™ pu (Copyright 1929. Reproduction | LIRS R aDECE Q. What country has the Forbidden) “Helvetia” on its coins? A. Switzerland. Develop Hadper hasn't been him- Q. How . Questions earth! NEVER HIMSELEF! T.eland self for years." |the English language? - and Answer: 1 i h | L en he hasn't been | under the influence of his wife he's| o been under the influence of liquor g et THE OLD ROLLER TOWEL Jon A. The vocabulary of the urner 0. W By Stephen Decio dear to this heart is roller towel Which fond recollection to my view. arbitration before there was even & . thought of starting such a medieval Facts and 1 ancies tussle over the alleged rights of the Eeneniie FRTERG A necessity is a luxury the Joneses have. COMPENSATION! ‘Warren: “Norris is given to ex- STATE COOPERATION AND AN EXAMPLE On the day that Prohibition Commissioner Doran announced to a The nations can’'t have parity if they aren’t willing to pare. Still, home folks would charge waiting world that if the states real- |you as much as resort people do if ly cooperate with the federal govern- | they had to get their share in two | months. same leations 1o Fun Shop kdltor, care of the New Britatn Hernld, and your letrer will be forwarded to New York nted | | ment to enforce prohibition it can be | of the government and all others who de- N WHY NOT A FUN-DICATE? Wonderful machine age! Machine | Syndicates may be 0. K. owners paying more taxes to pro-| Dut for ourselves, any day light in rigid and actual enforce- i\m:‘ a dole for men thrown out of [We'd hoost a fundicate, | work by the machines mirth, enforced to the satisfaction spread ment, | quoting Federal Attorney Loomis to came a dispatch from Indiana cheer throughout New the effect that the law machinery of | A8 & last desperate effort to foil | | {the rum runners, Detroit and Chi-| Language aggregafes approximately Indiana had broken down. This, the ! 450,000 words. If the dead words of our language are added, the number would reach 700,000 living and dead words Q. Ts the four leaf clover men- tioned in the Bible? A. No. Q. On what was the operetta, “The Student Prince” based? On the story “Karl Heinrlch, | by Meyer Foerster. Q. If two containers of the same size and material, one filled with | compressed air. the other containing |a vacuum, were submerged and re- leased at exactly the same depth, | which would rise to the surface ‘nm‘: | cago might be ceded to Canada. latter declared, was at the bottom of | the astonishing unenforcement of the | Old Dobbin had one good point | prohibition law in the Calumet dis- | Nobody brought out a new model | G300 o about the time you got him paid [ e for { manufacturing region east of Chica- | | 5o of Lake | Michigan and extending to Gary. It is impossible to combine the statements of the two officials with- | out growing dizzy. | healthy—and some must cat vege- What state in the Union has co- | tables to become soft prey for operated more “effectually” with the ' meat eaters. et | Cruisers are built solely as a pro- diana? That is the state, before even (cofion, Ceaser, you remember. prohibition |needed troops to protect his new Imlo effect, was bone dry of its own ‘lproymrlim in Gaul. | | the state—the steel and along the lower rim If an amendment is sacred, Mr Hoover, why are there no armed agents to enforce the 14th and 15th? is How the old presents QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau 1322 New York avenne, Washington. D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps | for reply. Medical, legal and marital advise cannot be given, nor can av- tended research “+ undertaken. All othar questions will receive a per- |sonal reply. Unsigned requests ean- | @ \what not o snawered, Al letters are| otin phrase “Tcce agnus Dol O o en ol inol change A CiRoldith e DloGiGal, g > Q Ahlatl State of Washington at the timé it Q. was admitted to the Union? of an organization? Olympia was the capital in A. Technically one name | 1889, Seattle has never been the seat appears on the charter of incorpor- ation granted to the organization by towel we'll nev- | tne state. The term, however, is al- 80 commonly ed to indicate an original member, one who was | present or took part in, or was on the original list of members who formed the organization Q. What is the area of th Desert? | H A vegetable diet makes crnmnrcs% | | the It hung like a pall on the wall of the washroom, national law than In- | And gathered the grime of the old | Press room's crew. | The sink and the soap and the dy that stood by it Remain; but the past recall. tempora! Also, transit The time-honored towel creaked on the wall. English spinners are not the first The grimy old towel, the slimy old| | thrown out of work. Look what towel, | in pneumonia, broke the |rayon did to the silk worms of Ja- The tacky old towel that hung on| law by obtaining whisky for the boy | pan. [ the wall. Now hangs in the washroom a huge roll of paper, The old printer's er see more. |The new (see A. The one having a vacuum, be- cause it is lighter. Q. What is “esthetics A. The science or theory of the autiful | the national law went towel is gone {accord. And after the and Volstead 15th amend- e . nd- | ericansm: Spending millions to educate squirts who never know Indiana put further teeth into its what it's about; making no provision | ment act was passed, o O mores! Sic ‘hfl is the meaning of the dry law, making even the possession |to train genfus that is destitute. " that of liquor unlawful. Only a year or so | ago the governor of the with state, his son What is a “Charter” member and got away with this “heinous of- | = whose shouldn't grouch happ Think of the poor pays withont even | the bill calls for. | French paving. who ng what fense” because he ened to be| . n¢ { about governor. | If hasn't “cooperated' }know with the federal government relative | o1 v o (0T 1y po town 1s| like a blotter, to prohibition, then small enough to show silent pic-| And crumpled and in | tures sthll, it is too small to have.a ! wads on the floor. | | cool theater. | And often, when drying my hands in this fashion, I the state either. 25 Years Ago Today The American Hardware Corpora- tion has practicaly completed nego- Indiana Ch us directions) is used it cannot be scattered done. We find, however, no better con- G money through promises of speedy | riches arts | has been an industry of p: | since the dawn of ftime. It seems ‘![r‘m:u'ku]»lr that with ail the exper- | fence of the past a large proportion | | | of people never learn the fundamen- | Whenever the high school addition, note of the size the mayor visits under con- struction, he takes of the “theater.” However, there is a silver lining somewhere. Some day in the the need a place for a first class mas: future Democrats may meeting, and the high school audi- torium might be just the place to hear something about Jefferson and | the ment. need for Democratic govern- Nothing today looks more pih\ul‘ than a big double-truck trolley car apeeding along with only the motor- man as a passenger. Sergeant King hastens to inform us that the Common Council, and not the chief of police, is responsible for | the stop signs along the side streets West councilmanic order jutting into the Main street boulevard, the having been made before the legislative increase in police chief responsibilities. This is not, however, | & case of shifting blame upon the Council. The signals are all right, doing no particular harm. It only re mains to be seen what pe autoists bowling up the side streets can read and heed as they ride. The sergeant says that if they don't stop and get bumped it will be their own | fault. W eawait the first court hinging on that point with unfeigned interest. BROO) Workmen digging far under the the Embasey theater a week or two ago discovered the timerstell surface alongside perrennial which flow through the center of the city. According to the finding of the brook us used to pick and shovel lit is a question as to exactly who is | | responsible for ‘the long drawn-out | centage of | case | old- | tals of financial caution. | THE B NEW ORLEANS The street car war in New Orleans | entirely The Crescent City is being given a black | eye, as one city officlal admitted, but 1 TLE OF is not a local affair. tussle, | The Chase National bank of New | York, and the New York Trust com- as trustees for non-resident of the street pany, | bondholders rallway | company, have their hands in the | melee; and though the bankers are gentlemen who are keenly alive to their own interests, they cannot be said to be as keenly alive to the in- terests of th The arbitrate the cit a whole. street r officials refuse to differences with the | trolley operators. There have been instances where striking operators | refused to arbitrate, and they were subject to severe criticism for such an attitude. Manifestly, the conce | {or set of men which refu bitrate thinks strong enough case to warrant arbitration. | At the meeting of the City Council | the other da to ar- | it hasn't a | which broke up in a| | riot, there was a petition signed by 50,000 citizens of the city demanding to | accept arbitration. The Council failed | to take such action. The repeal that the city force the company petition also of demanded the | an anti-jitney ordinance. | It appears that, in order to transport Jitney operators | sprang up in opposition to the street | car company. This did not please the | the lost | time in banning the jitneys by forc- ing their owners to put up excesive bonds. The to be that | people, aumerous company and Council no s idea seems raide | ‘onI\' way to enforce the law. ditions in the Industrial sections of | The tears and remembrance gather and fall, 1 =sigh (thouzh T'm not you'd call sentimental) TPor the classic old towel propped up the wall, sainted old towel, the old towel, gooey old the wall! n! He never gets foo to feel cheated hecause | no longer attractive. | Ana Funny bald and to be |his wife gent property on Elm street. At o will A A. Approximately 2 square miles | Q. When the nickname |4 “Rlack Jack” applied to Gen- eral Pershing? A. It is believed lo have origin- lated sometime between 1895 and 1899. At that time General Pershing |was tacticul instructor at West | Point Academy, and was also an | officer of the Tenth Cavalry, a ne- f]r”f r;‘};}“fl”{"“ “T’l"lj"l" “Y"“" Prlied | vorted into ynagogue. AE COULD MAKE A et did fugvstus Caeser |, The sclectmen have received two PRESENTABLE & dic Augus aeser S r & Cf Fuc ; ; ; | | bids so far for the construction of a iid any permanent good 1h}.n would | recorded event in the reign of an AFFEARANCE. . die? | bridge over East street. have resulted after the previous raid- | Egyptian king 4300 years B. C. is| ; A 11 | P. & I Corbin’s have applied for ing spree. [the invention of a hair grower .y| Q. What is the nf%“ permit to build a brick structure { his mother. ! 2 Jack Delaney, the light- | on the west side of Park street. Of course, the federal attorney Is . heavyweight boxer and| The airplane mystery has been inclined to blame conditions upon | when was he born? | solved at last. The so-called plane “foreigners.” But how many | A. Ovila Chapdelaine is his real | hag turned out to be the planet descendants of the Pilgrims and the | %0 Much easier on the nerves to set name and he was born March 19.| jupiter which appears in the sky aside an annual bombing day for - 11900, at $t. Francis, Canada. | every evening and slowly changes its all of it. 5 | Q. If two automobiles, each trav- | position. 5 cling at 35 miles per hour, collided | Qfficer HE_HAILED A TAXL head-on, what would be the force of 00,600 the state than in New York, where Al obfientiontotl the sterday, it the state cooperation is supposed it H. held in Derby y was first at its lowest ebb. Indeed, conditions — j There's good in everything: and | that when billboards at last join end ‘o and Hammond have proven to | end, the tourist can't steal so many he beyond description, and among |roastin’ ears. | tion in this city. Hartford and Stam- ! ford were anxious to have the affair | brought to their cities. | Progress on the interior of the new Y. M. C. A. gymnasium is being made at a satisfactory rate. The old Swedish Lutheran church | on Blm street is rapidly being con- in East Chicago, Indiana Gary Harbor, > The tainted The towel that hung on the hundreds of persons arrested by e 14 would depended and never | ey | |BiLL FELT WE COULDN'T GET THE And yet the world seem quiet and orderly if on your own observation raid took |5aW a headline. | were a mayor and a chief of o police. A lace a few years ag such ra | L years ago. If such valds | y,1..5 geldom change. The only| somewhat similar a & D. real name former W August 19, A. —— | Chicago has an average of two| hombings a week. and it would be| Puritans are in the state, anyway? Perhaps one person out of ten Correct this sentence: “T Bamforth has succeeded NEVET | 50 HAVING ACQUIRED Every race on earth is well repre A NEAT SUIT OF | word | tiations for the purchase of the Sar- many words are there ink standard Dictionary of the English | ! der but wiser. —— —————————— ] Officer Hellberg as day policeman. Directors of the Sovercigns Trad- ing company met last evening and opencd bids for the new building to- be constructed on Main street. Judge Cooper had a hard time in court today convincing a Hartford man that he had no right to swear because he was an Americvan citl- zen. The judge won, however, and the Hartford man went home sad- 0 Observations On The Weather Fair to- htly cooler and west Washington, Aug. 16 night and Saturday; s tonight; moderate north winds. Forecast for Eastern New Fair. Continued cool tonight; urday, partly cloudy; gentle moderate north and northeast winds. Forecast for New Haven and vieinity: Fair tonight and Satur- day. Conditions: Pressure has in- creased over the Atlantic coast sec- tions during the past 24 hours. The center of the area of high pressure is over the Ohio valley, at Parkers- burg, W. Va. Pleasant sunny cool days with | nights prevail over the Lake region, Was Seattle the capital of the| | Buffalo of goveernment of the territory or | Ohia valley and the North Atlantic states. Temperatures are rising over the Plains states and the Mis- sissippi valley. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday: High 32 88 62 T4 Atlanta ... Atlantic City Boston .... Chicago Cincinnati Denver . Duluth H: Los Angeles Miami Nantucket shville ... New Haven w Orleans . 70 | New York | Washington Norfolk, Va. . Northfield, Vt. Pittsburgh | Portland, Me. | was voted to hold the next conven- 8t. Louis 82 Frank ITalmer Rem;rted In Critical Condition Frank Palmer of 174 Winter street, is in a critical condition at the New Britain General hospital s the result of a shock suffered We nesday while at his work at the E. R, Hitchcock & Co. printting plant on Chestnut street. . EYESIGHT EXAMINATIONS HENRY F. REDDELL OPTOMETRIST RAPHAEL BUILDING 99 West Main 87 ELEVATOR sERVICE F T T E o 4 "PRECISION OF VISION" e | the impact? | CIGARETTE BUTT A. 70 miles per hour. WITH THE DRWVER ‘ Q. How old is Helen IF HE WOULD MAKE! | (1i1hic atar? SHASIREACR i A. She was born October 6, 1905 mail a check to a distant creditor,” said he, *“‘unless T have the money in the bank to meet it.” sented, including Turks. CLOTHES - Indlana has well cooperated with Wills, the the federal government; but the only way to enforce the federal and state | COP3 law Sam has changed people are asking Our Washington informative years, Uncle THE. DEPARTMENT STORE Q. How much white blood has a mulatto, a quadroon, and an octd DID BILL JONES| | 7 ", GET THE J0B?| ™" TOMORROW TELLS is to “wholesale raid"” and many of prehensive and from the time when shells stage a a function money. | every month. That seems to be the of the fi and white is The offspring negro | mulatto; the cross'of the mulatto with white quadroon | &\vmn\.e_ | (1-4 white blood): the of a quadroon with white is an octoroon | : currency. Herald office after having done duty A COMMUNITY COBBLER GOOD PUBLICITY! fi(d=8 “‘I‘\i:y’:n“l:fi::;\m o || left & batch of | A English traveller, whose train| Haynes: “The old Vikings ) photographs. These have struck ter- [stopped at an Aberdeen siding, ‘n‘”"‘(igllm\-i n_p[o scoured the sea i g o e G i 50 o 2 e ke o oo ; i " lout the window at the drizzling rain e tal fr sndorsel L hehed, A 11 161 a long time to convince fully half the | (8, 1€ SN A T L A @ re. | 118 our new cleaning compound ? A5 o nshel semtin ] hardened hereabouts||zuit. everything. was completely| Samuel Decker. ' 0, that the Chinese are a fully civilized | “drenched” and the native Aberdon- | S [ likewise very wet. | of money it the cross between a | known as tells all about varlous mint marks, descrites LOCAL NEWS FROM CHINA Several s is a enlisted men from the cross money U. S. Navy, who dropped into the mutilated currency out the coupon below and how in troubled China, were — | MoNEY EDITOR, Washington Bur ror to the office staff, and it will take 1322 New York Avenue, is and herewith five cents in postage stamps, % enclose journalists = 1,061,452 How long has Carter Glass of in the United States Post-Graduate! I Once girls were taught to dot their | ..** i's and cross their t's. g | e Congress? | Now they learn to dot their ey : el [ A. He was elected a member of i | the House of Representatives to the A 5 |57th (1901) and succeeeding Con- A FEW REASONS WRY TLOVE | >ofoce 1o reaizned histaeat Decems HIM! ber 16, 1918 to accept the appoint- Hilda Bran® cin | nation. |ians were NAME ... SR It is clear from these photographs | | Virginia been STREET AND NUMBER that the news dispatches from China CITY have been severely censored, or that the dispatch-writers have heen de- | linquent in giving all the details of certain occurrences. By The lifeblood of human exchange is money. For the first time in the size themselves Bureau bulletins on the subject metallic money of the the of the United States in detall; tells about the new Washington, I want a copy of the bulletin THE MONEY OF THE UNITE] to cover postage and | e MONEY many paper currency the history and haw prepared one of 1t the evolution animals seried as money; it coinage, and designs of its questions about its com cov sking of United fous Kinds of ates, where it Is coined tella how money gets Into circulation, what Is “legal tender,” and describes the paper reduced-size U. 8 be redeemed and other interesting send for this bulletin: =CLIP COUPON HERE =—— == = = = . New Britain Herald, D! D STATES, l U. B coin, or loose, uncancelled, handling BTATE S ot I am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. e s s Because, when angry, is fero- | ciously attractive, | 2 [Because the very sound of his voice | and children for- | o o000 fnstead of staying In-| Sonds a quiver all through me. | tunate enough not to be numbered | qoors. as is usual when the weather | Because he is world almost to | Because he hands. DBecanse, There were pictures, for instance of executions—public executions to which men, women among the damned were invited free, |is inclement, the populace, knows how f{o hold | v | while foreigners with a stomach for |a man, were walking up and down | The Toererville Trolley That Meets All the Trains. By Fontaine Fox. THE SKIPPER Wikl NoT PERMIT THE VILLAGE BOOTBLACK To WoRK oN THE ¢AR BUT NEVERTHELESS PASSENGERS CAN GET A SHINE WHILE RIPING To THE DEPoT. though highly stimulating, 1so thoroughly comfortable. | he isn't too worthy. | . seeming to have no par- the but going there men, ancient brook is still flow- | citizens not using automobiles would |such things were permitted to see | the st e | ticular place to go. e i ing, but instead of water passing on | b forced to use the trolleys or walk | the show upon payment of 75 cents. | oo o Because the surface, as was its pristine cus- tom, it now seeps through the ground under the buildings which The line Main and other streets lost brook is found whenever deep digging is done | almost district anywhere in the downtown Brooks like that show a marvelous inclination to get to their destination regardless of 1 once onditions. They are as determin which placed malled sticks to the two-cent stamp, on a letter ar envelope until it arrives somewhere—and even then continues to stick Willow thing of another species in Brook, however, is some- brook dom. That is a purling rivulet which Tefuses o be obliterated; and even to put it under a culvert part of the way has its difficulties, zccording to he city engineer. The difficulties, of course, are largely financial; dificulty $100,000 is nothing to regard ligh but a financial to the tune of 1y “GETTING RICH Much frequently how the flee QUICK fuss is made market of sharpers in stock e innocent persons of wi > that that one and position who fa xer ordinary degree of ution would expect from persons of edu- ation and r But one rarely hears of much fuss being made of how the strong fre- quently take advantage of the poor Laws exist to punish the Robin alth | if there were no jitneys. This busi- ness of drumming up trade for the | street car company is not entirely The books for original in Orleans, jit- ney law had been on the years but not enforced Meanwhile bombs are hurled street cars and attempts made to in- at terfere with their the business. The trol- leys, by way, are operated in some fashion by strikebreakers im- ported from elsewhere which that These strikebreakers pay for the risk er the strike lasts the et by firms exist for very purpose. receive The higher the high hey run lo bill to the str car company—and the worse the situation becomes for the w York bondholders In the merely result the strike bill of the company in long run will in a huge ex- pense on both sides exci sive costs of attempted opera- tion, and the strikers in lost wages. T who he loss to the public, both those usually and the business comm suffers from a lack of customers the unable ble public to reach stores, is incaleul Such affairs are looked | point cal at from any possible st The strike is not something | that concerns t street This be- | ing the case, there secems no valid | 1 only the the car ompany and strikers reason why the city should not force arbitration and end the dispute. there In fact, should have been 3ecause he doesn’t tell me that no one else understands him cause he doesn't mind being kept waiting occasionall Because he laughs as really enjoyed it. Because one minute he can be the most indiferent man in the world | and the next minute the tender- | est. Because he knows much than T, but pretends not to. Beecausge he can drive one hand as well That is how the naval boys got their | The Englishman observed this “big parade” with some surpri |and turning to a dour old Scot i the next compartment, he ventured | = {an inquiry. | being no extra fee for this privilege. | ] say, e the world are all tions; in civilized nations the idea is | Ple bobbing about it as | YOU tell me?” $|" “Aye,” responded the Scotsman removing his pipe. and allowing twinkle to appear in his eye, a custom o' th' folk, when it rains tae walk aboot on th' tarry| roads, tae get their hoots resoled o | Because the corners butehered flesh, but the Chinese exe- | droop just the least oL Recause he doesn’t wear sport-shirts Lt this brota | Hunting License List he is annoyed = | Because, when he smokes a pipe, h doesn’t go through tremendous hocus-pocus ahout it Because he i | he torture that the earlier knife-thrusts | Shows Large Increase s Washington, Aug. 16 (P—Hunting lic wnted in the United States and Alaska are reporied by the de- partment of to have in- creased duri of 1 to & 462,495 | fee and pictures—they paid their en allowed trance were to take as many close-ups as they wishcd, though he | fellow. those in why in £00d peo- wot, can my There are various sorts of execu- the to have it over with as quickly possble. In China, where everything s0 more is done in reverse gear, an execution a as he car with can with is a process of slow there where torture. Ior in- stance, were the pictures showing victims were given | of his mouth bit whenever 1.000 cuts with a knife on all wrw‘, of the body, the last heing a lunge into the heart. Before the execution is over the tim is a mass n[‘ full of surprises. admires my cutioners are so skill 3 Becanse faste in clothes. carcfully avoid fatal effects | g cause, even thot vehemently same! T protest most | just the And th DBES 8 he kisses me lined motley were other plctures of victims up for the headsman, agricultur g the 150,0 L over the precedir with a throng of citizens senson MEANT HIS STOMACH! Rastus: “Ah dun invite Sam John- to mah housn foh dinnah last the tutes H-1o A st b ;\1:n1‘v,\ and he behaved abdominab- 144,465 [ teady increase th ison of 4,904,740 brought state treasuries. enses and licenses | list last | looking on as if observing a baschall | 25 gain of game. a terrible example of those wi The Chinese idea is to make 2l son | of from Revenues totuled of §1 gures show a 0 0 {censes some manner deserved this punish- increuse White Triend inably.' " Rastus: “You ‘abom- mean ment, and they know nothing of the wntsmen sinc 1924-25, when $6.190.863 into the New York and refurns of $699.87 | Pennsylvania with 517,720 and $1,006,159, headed the year. effect upon the innocent & the bystanders. i \ ‘ “Ah ate means just everything in M ah sight!” A. Boylan, what Scenes in Chicago slaughter I suid houses are with 675,780 These mild in comparison v ON PARLE FRANCAIS! The way to get waited on in a crowded store was discovered by a | 3 | wag about town recently. Poor Jewish children of Venice| He simplv accosted a floorwalker o Lenefited by gift of |and said, “Fes one spik French for $158 from Premier Mussolini, buy zee bibelot, eh?” photographs don't Many authorities say that an alli- gator does not reach its full adult | growth until it is between 40 and 60 | years old. Their normal life is said to be between 100 and 200 years, w‘ been a (SFontaine Fox, 1929