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BERALD PUBLISHING COMPANT yeimtiis Tosued Dafly (Suadey tod) 4% Moreld Bidg.. 67 Church Btroet Watered at the Pest Ofice at New Britaln o0 ‘Socons Clase Mail Matier. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Ofce ..... 928 Editorial Reoms ... 936 oaly proftable advertising medium tn the "Ciry.” Circulation books &nd Dress Momber of the Associated Trese Amociated Press is exclusively en- titled te the use for re-publication of il mews credited to it @ not otherwise credited fn this paper and also locul wpws published therein. Momber Awdit Baress of Circulation The A. B. C. is & mational organization which furnishes wewspapers aud sdver- tigrs with & strictly hemest analysis eof circulstion. Our clirculation etatistics are Sased this sudit. Thig insures pr tection agaisst fraud in mewspaper dis- tribution figures to boih uational and Jecal advestisers. laily 1n New and, Times | ! be confronted with a peculiar situ. per cent on its full valuation with reproduction costs accepted as an element in the figuring. The courts have held that in the case of public utilities such as tele- phone concerns, eight per cent is reasonable income. And by the way. there is also some disagreement to how to value such utilities in or- der to arrive at the reasonable re- turn. It may be hard o understand why the railroads are not allowed to earn mere than six per cent without dividing with the government, while other types of public utilities possessing more of a monopoly are allowed to earn eight per cent; but that is merely one of those things that defies the mind. PRIVATELY OWN AIRPORTS | The city of New Haven appears to ation with respect to an airport. The | city is anxious to step in line with those progressive municipalities pos- sessing such appurtenances, and is inclined to buy land at Morris Cove for a municipal airport. But a pri- vate concern is planning to develop clude the sewer assessments for the reasen that at the time the report was made the facts had not yet be- come generally known. Reference to the files shows that Mayor Paonessa started the sewer assesament rumpus at a later date than the period in- cluded in the state report. Hence the state report deceived us, as it did numerous other observers until a closer investigation was made. When the state report was com- pleted, on April 1, 1928, it was not knewn that $200,000 was owing to the city on account of sewer asseas- ments never billed, and this sum, therefors, was not listed among the uncollected accounts, The state re- port had it that only $222,000 of taxes remained uncollected on that date—a far less sum than in most of the other leading cities. But if the sewer assessments uncollectable are added some of the polish will be rubbed from the local record. Al- though a goodly percentage of the sewer assessments which were not billed have since been collected, some of the money is still on the books and a deal of it probably will re- MAY 23, Minneapeolis Nantucket . Nashville Norfolk, Vi Northfield, Vt. Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. ., 8t. Louis ‘Washingten Facts and Fancies When face to face with Kodaks, By Robert Quillen o Blessed are the poor. They can pol ': 1 !Ml.;vlthou! being annoyed LY | gocquge, perhaps if vou look glad, otographers, Tl w: 5 Gaihoasta ) R Desiring the same thing tends to n'::,"‘““" §oy o & A00ihppsie | make a happy marriage—unless it's i the same dollar, Every hick town has at least onc important citizen who wishes he dared wear a Of course can't raise wages. At times it is think up some Hadn't Worked Since? Mandy: “S8am dun tol’ me when Ah married him dat .life would be one long holiday.” ¥Friend: “And has it been?” 1929, The fiend who refuses to dim his [upon the decree ef the governmeat. lights! Revealing! Clarence: “Her line is like a clothesline.” Philip: “How so?" Clarence: “Airs a lot of intimate sturel” —Edith Margoles Nocturne! He was rather stupid and required the most minute instruction before executing an order, but still he was tall and handsome and knew how to make love much better than her husband. She told him she wéuld join him in the orchard at midnight, and ask- ed him to throw a pebble at her window when he arrived. The plan miscarried. Her husband detected the intrigue. She forgot to tell her lover what size pebble to use! Two of & Kind! r: “Do you believe in here- Mandy: “It sure has foh him. He hard to raise the president's $50,- hasn't wurked since 000 salary. [ PATERNITY By Fred Behrens They sat in & remote corner of !the Elizabethan Room. He, famous < writer of a thousand yarns; she, the Few of the big jobs are held bY | ogitrens of & vapid soclety column, The five-day week may effect some saving, but think how many emergency wards will. be required. dity? Julian: cousin. He' ‘Walter: cavator?"” Julian: “No, but he's a dentist!"” —Patricia Heller (Copyright, 1929, Reproduction Forbidden) “Certainly. There's my an excavatol “And is his son an ex- Q. Where is the lengest canal in the world? A. The Grand Canal in China is probably the longest canal. It lies between Hangchow and Tientsin, the port of Peking. and covers a dis- tance of nearly 1,000 miles. Q. Is a deserter from the navy always subject to arrest? A. Yes. In time of peace, after two years from the date of experi- tion of his enlistment, he will suffer no penalty except an unsatisfactory discharge. Q. Who was Saint Corona? A. S8he was the wife of an Syrian Christian, who with her husband. was put to death in 8Syria in 176 A. D. because of their faith. . Between what years did the elder Pliny live? A. A.D, 23to 7. Q. How much difference in size and weight is there between the brain of an average male and an average female? A. The brain of the average white woman weighs 1300 grams or 45 ounces; while that of the average white man weighs 1450 grams or about 51 ounces, but taking into con- sideration the difference in height and weight of the male and fem: there is very little relative differ- ence. Q. What is the area of Cali- fornia? €. The Main strest widening probiem was again on the slate at the meet- ing of the atreet committes held last evening, and after an hour's discus- slon, the sitution had not beea clear- ed to any extent. A number of citizens on Grove Hill are planning to purchase 50 gray squirrels and establish them as famil] ts. ’l'h" ::hcn have been Informed that the automobile “E. V. C.” which covered a quarter of 3 mile in 32 seconde on the Stanley Quai ter road last Sunday belongs to the Electrical Vehicle Co. ot Hartford. COMMUNICATED Objections to Lunch Cart on Frauklin Square. Mr. Editor: Dear 8ir: I am not a resident of Franklin Square, or of that ward, but as an interested citizen of the city of New Britain I wish to veice objection in having a lunch eart, or a hash house as you may call it, put en that most beautiful corner of Franklin Bquare and Pearl street because it will make this point look like a run down dis- trict. I think the ordinance com- mittee of the common council dees not realize what they have done, It this lunch cart is erected on this plot of land it will apoil the looks i, wcrened A. 158,297 square miles. an airport on the Milford turnpike, jmain uncollectable, due to various e . Q. What is the nationality and men whe stand at the door for an|ye relaxcd after hours of mental |reasons. All of which, no doubt, in of Franklin S8quare which is in ene hour after saying they must 0. |(,,0ail; she, vibrant, palpitant, eag- of the finest districts in the city. I - e !and has advised the city that in view WHEN GOLF 1S DANGEROUS Practicing golf in the parks, where there are no facilities but plenty of opportunity to hit some- one on the head with either the ball or the club, naturally cannot be per- mitted. Signs are up in the park for- bidding the practice, but some golf practitioners don't take the trouble 1o read them; or perhaps don’t be- lieve in signs. Now the practitioners will be prosecuted, and no one will | e sorry except the victims. — A NEW JOB FOR COPS | Using policemen to flag trains at the Main street croming at such times when fire equipment is sup- posed to have the right of way, seems & simple way out of the dif- | ficulty. It is so simple, indeed, that | one wonders why the scheme wasn't thought of before. There are one or two difficulties, however, i. e.: At the moment the fire siren sounds there may not be a policeman near enough to the cross- ing te get there im time to flag trains; or if mo, & passenger train trom Bristol may be coming so fast | that to flag it may be difficult, es- pecially it the train already is bowl- ing along pretty close to the cross- ing. The Main street crossing, the “busiest along the New Haven sys- tem,” will remain a nuisance until it is removed. BIRTH AND DEATH DECLINES Figures: made public by the city department of health relative to the ! decling In bivths and deaths during the last five years are illuminating. They indicate less marrying, or less fecundity after marriage; and also an impreved technic in keeping babies alive atter they are born. The former high mertality rates among infants was what made the death rate high. The percentage has been reduced so substantially that the net result is a general reduction in the death rate. The days when there was an amaz- ing birth rate, accompanied by an: equally amazing death rate among infants, is past. Improved medical attendance and a more diffused knowledge of infant care is respon- sible for the decreased death rate. In spite of the decrease in births, the net result is a fair increase of the population. TRANSPORTATION RAT Railroads of the country, having | won the principle of taking current values of property into consideration in fixing railroad rates, may look forward to the future with a few de- grees meore confidence. But it re- quires a fine grade of optimism to imagine they will ever be granted rates by the Interstate Commerce | Commission which will be based | upoen repreduction costs entirely. Buch rates would be more than the traffic could bear, both freight | ments—in theory. But when the mo- |abreast with ease, six in an emer- | of the private enterprise a municipal | airport would not be necessary. It isn't often that a city, prepared i to expend money for a municipal | airport, is advised that it is un. necessary because private capital { stands ready to do the same things. ; One would think that, under the cir- | cumstances, the city would be pleas- ; ed to save its money and let the private copcern go ahead. Not so In New Britain. Although the airport committee will not have a final re- port ready until next week, it is tak- en for granted that it will prefer the municipal venture. This will make it easier for the airplanes using it, as the private poris charge real money for ship calls. A POSSIBLE LOCAL AIRPORT At no time for several years has the realization been better far a city | airport. Mayor Paonessa in his mes- sage to the Common Councll of spoke highly in favor of it; that does not go very far, however, without the money to pay for the land. The land ; now under surveillance is off Cor- bin avenue, near the Polish ceme- tery, and the owner has [ulx'nnteedl there will be no real estating in con- nection with the deal—that the city can have it at a rock-bottom price. ‘Which sounds agreeable, at least. The trouble in New Britain is that | we are in favor of many improve- | { | ment arrives to money there is a disposition to shelve the improvementy “until sometime later.” The years roll by, the improvements remain topics for conversation, and the tax ! rate goes up all the same, expend a little mere SAFETY AT 50 MILES AN HOUR The New london Day doubts! whether doing 50 miles an hour along the Milford pike is dangerous. But the way the New London paper | says it leads us to doubt whether the «ditor is serious. Perhaps he fsn't. | Many an editor seems to be serious ' and apoils the effect with a load of | facetious foolery in the last sen. ! tence. This is what we read into the following: “The Milford pike roadway, in question, can acconmodate four cars gency. Car going 50 miles an hour | on that road when it is not 100 over- crowded, and in view of its frcedom | from severe curves, is not doing jeopardy to much of anyhedy but the riders and the pedestrians.” Not to mention those unfortunates who may be so thoughtl:ss as to get into the way. in any other car HOW MANY ADY LISTENERS? The survey which states there arc 10,000,000 radio receiving sets in use sounds impressive. So does the esti- mate that there are 45,000,000 po- tential listeners. i But the point that s most neces- | and pamenger. It would be more than the public would pay, either | |®ary to such a survey is lacking. Of | the number of radio receiving sets, due course will be shown in the next state report, a year hence. THE BRITISH ELECTION CAMPAIGN The general election campaign un- der way in Great Britain, which will come to a head at the general elec- tion on May 30, is interesting 20, 000,000 voters in England, Wales. Bcotland and Northern Ireland. They will choose €15 members to con- stitute the next House of Commons. The disproportion between the size of the present Conservative majority in the House and the share of the total vote polled by Conservative candidates in the last election, con. sidered in conjunction with the anti- Conservative trends of the 50 or more by-elections held slnce 1924, makes it a safe prediction that the Conservatives at least will lose a large number of seats. Indeed, many observers qualitied to judge predict that there will be a turnover in the government, and that there will be a Liberal-Labor coalition, provided Lloyd George and Sir Ramscy Mac- Donald can come to terms. It is unlikely that either the Liber- al or the Labor parties will be able to obtain a separate control of Parliament. To obtain & majority of one, the Labor party would need to gain 157 seats; and to attain the same end the Liberal party would need to gain 268 seats. No one doubts that both these parties will show large galns, but it requires a special sort of optimist to suppose they will do as well as that. How- ever, both combined in all proba- | bility will have conaiderable of & ma- Jority over the Conservative party after the votes are counted, The three parties are appealing to & much larger electorate than ever before, and to a more independent electorate. The Equal Franchise act of 1928 reduced the age at which omen may vote from 30 to 21 years, adding more than 5,000,000 voters to the lists at one stroke, In many im- portant districts the women voters outnumber the men. Twenty-five years ago over 90 per cent of the | British voters were definitely lined up with oney or the other of the major parties and could be counted upon to cast their votes for its candidates in general elections. In the last election the number had fallen to about 60 per cent and it is estimated that in the 1929 election it will be found to have declined to such an extent that the independent voters, plus the new voters, will con- stitute two-thirds of the eleclorate. Observations On The Weather ‘Washington, for Southern tonight, ably with showers and night; fresh south and winds. Conditions: May R —Torecast New England cooler by T'ressure has |during the past X Fair | Friday partly cloudy, prob- southwest tn-| shippers or those who use the pas- |how many are dark half the time; CT®33ed in the north Atlantic states hours and has er to impress her mentality and personality upon the greater genius of the man. He leaned toward her. “I #am so weary,” he murmured. “I wish a good woman would take me in her arms and pet me as if 1 were a little boy."” The maternal in her became domi- nant. 8he took a cushion from the Never yet in all history have the [davenpert and deftly placed it be- common people scorned moral laws [hind his head. With gentle stroke obeyed by the rich, she amoothed his brow. Bhe thrilled. Here was the super- think he's a|man—a genius with a simple, boy- ish, monogamous nature. Beneath the gentle stroke of her fingers he grew reminiscent. A deep, brooding loneliness fifcd his eyes. In the old daya, only one class of [ “How I wish I were in New women got drunk. And in that par- [ York with my four babies!” he ticular, at least, there has been no |sighed. change. “I love babies she anawored. —_— They are so sweet, so soft, so cud- It isn't as bad as the headlines|dling.” make it appear. Most of the pee- “Mine certainly are,” he respond- ple you know never have killed any- | ed. body, “They make me regret T am not married,” she said dreamily, A critic says great men find the “They make me regret I am mar- light fiction of the day more rest- | maried,” he answered. “One is in ful than the other kind. What oth- [the chorus of ‘Whoopee,' one sells er kind? parasols at Macy's, one works in a — IFifth avenue candy shop, and the | Silent drama: A weary host and a | fourth is my stencgrapher!” |bored guest, each longing for the other to suggest going to bed, ‘When a man thinks he isn’'t at peace with the world, he isn't at peace with himself, the law. law, 8ince the world was young, rich have felt superior to Where everybody acorns the everybody is presperous. Americanism: great man. No, I can’t tell you !what great things he has done, but everybody says he is great.” The next war, up in the air, will be horrible enough; but thank goodness cooties can't fly, No rich man can use all of his opportunities. Think of the vaude- ville contract Mr, 8inclair could get after all this publicity. “Why net pass a bill to lift every farmer's mortgage? That woull tickle rural constituents, and the |president could be counted on to veto it, 1 Mr. Raskob's installment plan for 5 | iinvestors would be fine if the other, |installment plans left anything to! invest, | | ‘ Correct this sentence: “Well, well,”” the man chuckled; *if you ate enough at the bridge party, watch me enjoy these sardines.” Copyright 1929 Publishers Syndicate 5 Hae yo hoard this one ? "THE CADDIE SCORED An English visitor went for a day's golf to a Scottish course which, while very sporting, was so narrow that only the best of players could hope to keep out of difficul- ties. At the end of three holes the visi- tor had lost four halls and he start- ed to curse the course, the man con- structed it the club that owned it, and even the caddies that worked on it. A Enough to go around! Hectic Evening! James: “How did vou make out with your call last night 2" ¥red: “The 1 necked me for a couple of hours, her brother nicked | me for a couple of dollars, and her old man knocked me for a couple of goals!"” A. A, Osborne The older a woman grows the more she knows about men. he knows about women! Not N0 Close! “Why Ma imed teacher to my little girl, “how can you come to echool when your lit- tle hrother lius scarlet fever?” “Why, Mies Brown, he's only my half-brother!” answered Marie, i —Edvard O'Connor i g 2 BALLADE OF HIGHWAY | P _ ETIQUETTE \ Ry Henry Klinger Brutes who butcher their crippled wives, Yeggs who park on your window il who gamble lives, Rlackm:il bugs with their poison- ed quill-- These, the wrocks of a weakened “In fact,” he growled, *ihis easily the vilest place calling itself a golf-course that 1 have ever played on in my life.” “Dinna say th Th with human €tr, dinna aa\‘ thet,” pawkily remarked the caddie With a sty smi Ve hve'na played The older a man grows the less | QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and martial (advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are confidential. —Editor. Q. "What are the scven colors that form natural light? A. The seven colors that com- pose natural light are violet, indigo, blue, green, yellow, orange, and red. Q. When was the constitution of the United States adopted? How many amendments have there been? Has any amendment ever been changed or modified? What is necessary to chinge an amendment? A. The constitution ot the United States was ratified by nine states, as provided in Article —the last one being New York, July 16, 1788, when automatically it was adopted. March 4, 1789 was the day set for the operations of the new govern- ment te commence, There have been 19 amendments, the 20th (child labor) amendment not having been ratified by a sufficient number of states, Approximately 2,300 amend- ments have been urged. No amend- ment has been changed or modified. Amendments could only be changed {by the same procesmes required by the constitution for their adoption. Q. Has the United States govern- ment ever issued a twenty-five cent gold piece? A. No. gold pieces have been vately. Q. On what date did T.ee's snr- render in the Clvil war take place? A, April 9, 1865 Q. Who was Minerva? A. 8he was the goddess of Wwis- dom, war and weaving. in the old Greek mythology, She is also called Pallas Athcne. She sprang full grown from the forehead of Jupiter, ruled of gods and men. Athens was named for her, and her princi- pal temple was the Parthenon of Athens. plc goddesses, told of her wisdom and prowess, Q. What i3 fiat money? A. A money that is not redeem- able in coin znd whose value rests Some twenty-five cent issued pri- | I | She was one of the Olym- | ind many stories are | meaning of the name Armbuster? A. Tt is & German family name meaning “a maker of cross-bows", Q. What is the significance of the picture called “Hove"” by Watts? A. It consists of the figure of a woman sitting alone on top of the world, playing on the one remaining string of & broken musical instru- ment, It symbolizes the hope that remains through disaster. The idea traces back to the Greek myth of Pandora’s box. After all the spirits of evil and horror had come forth from the box, one spirit remained to come into the world of man—the spirit of hope. Q. How does California commare with Texas in length and width? A. California has a length of 770 miles and a gre: width of 375 miles, Texas has a length of 760 miles and a breadth of 620 miles. Q. What is the enlisted strength of the United States Army? A, 121,185, Q. Under what screen title was the story of “The Man Without a Country” filmed? A. Under the title “As No Man Has Loved”. Edward Hearn and Pauline Starkie were in the principal | roles, Q. How old is Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and when did he enter motion pictures? A. He is nineteen years old and entered motion pictures in 1923. 25 Years Ago Today The caucus of the Prohibitionists was held last evening. Eight dele- | gates were appointed to attend the state convention to be held in Hart- | ford on June 8. The auditors finished their work on the books of the first selectman today and found that during this year's administration of Newton It. | Hurlburt the sum of $162,264.87 was expended. really beileve that the common vouncil should reconsider their ac- tion, and hold another hearing on this matter. If a gas station was allowed to be erected on this site it would tmprove this district a great deal or put a one-story affair en this plot and it~ would be a great deal better. I think that the residents ot Franklin Square and vicinity do not knew what they do want erected on this site because at the hearing of the ordinance committes the other night a representative of the Swed- ish church said that tfie people of the church he was representing, were against a gas station on the site, but when it came down to 2 show-down, this same man jumped to his feet and addressed the chair- many saying that; ‘If it's got te coms to a show-down, the peeple of his church prefer a gas station, rather than a lunch cart.’ So you can ses how things are. They don't knew what they want but they're howling anyw It seems that a man can- not make an honeet living these davs when he buys a piece of property he's got to ask the residents of his district what he has got to build and how to bulld it. This 18 an outrage. When a man buys a piece of land and he has to pay taxes, we all know to the city, he should be allowed to build what he thinks best for the neighberhoed, and not what the neighbors think should be on the land. Please spare a little apace in your paper for these few’' words.® Yours respectfully PATRICK J. MCINERNEY. BALDNESS b Gues- TAMOUS ASSASSINS OF BISTORY ¥rom Julius Cacsar down to Alval history have met death viclently at the hands of fanati 1o Obregon, many famous figures of and political e mics. Our Washington Bureau has gathered the interesting tacts in ten of the principal crimes of this nature and included them in an interesting bul- letin called Some Famous Assastinations. Yeu will find it worth while read- ing. Fill out the coupun betow and send for it: -~ ‘ His Editor, Washingten Bureau, 1322 New York Ave, |1 want a copy of the bulletin Bome Famous Assassinations. and e or e and handling costs: close herewith five cents in coin, l stamps to cover post NAME lr'rr.b;s't AND NUMBER | are I am a reader of the New Brita T; Little Scorpions’ Club “THE UNSPEAKABLE “STINKY ™ DAVIS’ LATEST ATTEMPT To FORCE HI$ WAY INTo THE éLUB. == = CLIP COLPON Washington, BERE = == o= o= o= New, D, Britain Herald, loose, uncancelled U. 8. post in Herald, —— —— —— — o— senger trains. There are too many |how many are dark three-quarters other forms of transportation to per- of the time; mit the railroads to go to any such will, We brand humanity's paratites, Yet who's the bitterest social pill? {diminished decidedly over the Lake * "N°l O the course yet.” and how many are in 'region and much of the Mississippi use only when there is a special at- | valley. i monopoly of in freight traffic or passenger trans- vortatien. The motor truck, the buses and the private automobiles are means of transportation that will effectually keep rate-kiting in check, But there is one immediate ad- vantage likely, and that is to pre- vent reductions in rates of cons quence, such have heen demand the past few years. With the O'Fal- lon decision staring at the 1. (', it is unlikely ., indeed that reductions of any kind will be granted in the ‘he situation than many of the sets. | future, according to the financial | writers. This, it must he admiited, ' sounds reasonable. Another point is certain: The gov- ernment does not much money from the railroads on the paragraph in the transportation act which is supposed to yield haif the profits over six per cent. With the poasibilities bigher valuation always In there is scarcely a railread of con stquence that will ever earn & stand to receive of demanding the view, transportation, either | traction on the air? Unfortunately these are things that defy tabulation. The hroadcast- ing companies are frantically engag- 2d in causing the sets to he lighted up as muchas possible; hut they will never know how they The listeners is cven well or succeed, percentage harder to judge than formerly. because of the fact that the noveliy has few “fans” of worn off and bother ahout writing postal carde to the companics. The latter are more in the dark ahout NOT EVERYTHING INCLUDED Wihen the state recently made its report regarding uncollected taxes throvghout the state, which showed® t noble enterprise of coilecting tases, New ain vell up in front in the it was gencrally asumed that this included the late Jamentable dis- closures about sewer assessments that remained unpaid. ‘This, it ap- pears, wasin error. The stais report, lagging behind as usual, did not in- how ill | A long trough of low pressure ex- | tends from Doucet, Que., southwest- iwurd 10 the central plains states. Another trough overspreads the | | Ttocky mountain districts and the | great basin with centers at Calgary in the Canadian northwest and at Phoeniz, Ariz, The 1gh pressure centers overlie the middle Atlantic coast 3t A(lan-‘ tic City and the Pas, Man, | Thunder showers were renorted | yesterd~y and last night in Minne- sota, Wizconsin and the upper lake reion, also over Southern Florida and seattersd districts of the sonth- {€rn plains stztes and the far south- woet, Temnoratures continue ta rise in {the inferior valle Conditions | favor for this vicinity fair weather with lawlv rising temparature fol- lomed B <hawers m The fiend who refuses to aflflr lights! HAJOR LEAGUE LEADERS fhe Asmociated Prese Major league leaders sames of M 2.) ATIONAL Baiting—0'Doul, Phillie< tuns—O'Doul, Phillies, 2 Rung batted in—Hafey, Hits—Herman, Nobins, Doubles—Frisch. (‘ards ‘Iriples—Frisch Cards; ivates, 5, fond of chives, penning Dentists overly Playwrights awill; Fry th These, though moren mill, Raise no fears night But this bird hands chill: fiend who his lights. your By fresh (including from on the darkes! 413, ards, 4. 12 L. The refuses to Waner, Ott, Giants, 10 Stolen bases Smanson, Reds, 9. Pitching—Grimes, Pirates, won 6 lost 0, hives! May his luck in this world he ni! May his car be the one that dives O'er mome precipice, bridge o Temperatures yestords Hiv Aot 3 I Avntic City incinnati Tianvar [EBITEE Tatterse |1 .ae Angelas Yo ‘.\haml | hill! These the curses 1’1l hreathe unti I'm planted deep where the carth worm hites— And if they fail? ki The fiend who refuses to dim lights. Ratting —Kamm, White Sox Runs—Geohringer, Tigers, o4 Iiins batted in—Heilman, Tigers 325 Very good - Hite—CGiehringer Tigers, 49, Douhles—Kamm, White Sox, 18, Trinl s—Nlus. Browns, 4 Homers—Gehrig, Yanks, 9. Hiolen hases —Johnson, Gehringer, Tizers: Averill, Indians, Pitching—Uhle, Tigers, won 7, lost hi: Tenvol Editar, give me a chance This my somg of rights— Fry this egg on the public grill: to spill a driver 0. dim his salacious The cardroom kLihitizer who derives mistakes a perverted the me an eeric dim Then may he suffer from chronic r

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