New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 15, 1928, Page 6

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Our circulal ased upon this a Tiis insurce pro tection against fraud in news ais tribution figures to both national local advertisers. t Circulation = and adver st analysis o statistics ar ts on sale Newsstan The Herald York at _Hotaling’ Square: Schultz's Grand Centia ot story street time we about widening ch we 1t the time when the es the threat ing already said ¢ Te we prefer o ay street actually ung ened treatment. This, we trust sin v, will be soon. A joyrider who borrows a car is 1s a thief; and likely to be regarded there is no in that when the judge gives the rida. The U. 8. War Department, in de- 1ging ciding to spend $5,000 in dre the Housatonic river, at lvast gives g opera the impression that dredgin, tions are not after all. Down in Plainville the constables who was | snared a truck driver charged with driving an overloaded many conveyance. This is well. So trucks passing however, Britain that that the overloaded here before it reached Plainvill was headed through here and prob succeeded had i through Plainville also pass throus it is safe to a ol ably would have avon nization and wspaper Arch so terribly vxpensive | truck got by NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1928, riendship. The pals of youth are ear Lo all of us and we cannotf if the heavy Vestris remained | have been blamed | we remain human, for guessing wrong | hours of the early years of life, when 11 was joy, fun and gladness. It swamped sea and the afloat he would |just as much, | again. We, can imagine the captain’s | ditemma, he is dead and cannot [merely happened in this case that by forget the glad testify for himself, but he should not one of the pals had attained high | i e too highly blamed for the futali- { honor in his nation. There are thou- high as to ever forget the friendships of the blithesome early days. “]w‘,. ‘ 1t scems that woen and children were the major sufferers in the dis; aster, there were few of cither saved. — — A WAR ON PIRA 1t is somewhat difficult to compre- {"This does not indicate a callousness | upon the part of the men or officers | |aboard the ship, however. It appe if attempts were made to get isolated spots of the world to plague them off immediately it was !commerce and threaten the lives of that the Vestris could not float. Here honest mariners. Slowly they have been pushed to the wall by the gun- | boats of enlightened nations; once the United States single handed cleared the northern coust of Africa of these pests when other nations {as seen in the “breaks” were against the | weak. It is no easy matter to hang onto a lifeboat being launched from a listing and rolling ship, even for “CA man and even though it stays right Iside up. It appears that the greatest {loss of life came at launching time | Barbary chieftains. Today the black when passengers, notably the weak- flag waves intermittently only along er ones, were precipitated into the the coast of Asia, flaring forth only 1“ hen some luckless ship happens to ilra\'erac out-of-the way paths, This is what happened when the British ' ¢ |sea from the boats as they were low. cred away. That is sad indeed, but it was unavoidable. We nly con- dole with the unfortunates, but we | hesitate to blame anyone. | certa Foochow. This in enough to Tac Island, near all conscience is near In_New | Times tands, Dotrance | As to the cause of the accident— \ {it scems to be established that part | |of the cargo broke loose and crash- | how the scas are policed in that part |ed through a bulkhead, causing a list | of the world. which increased as the hours passed. | Newspaper accounts of the This alone not necessarily | dent read llke a page from the past. inci- would ielined 19 .yug0 o ship to roll on its side and |The Chinese pirates, noting the write an editorial about it; but hav- is to say go down. Water entered from some- | stranded steamer, boarded it with all flowed down into the side lowcred by the list and increased it |and after Killing until the ship was on its side and | escape, looted the | whe such as did not vessel and set it dipped up sufficient water to founder | afire. it. Where the leak was is not known, | It is with | reads the sequel to the bloodcurdling | story. One British destroyer dis- | patched to the scene captured 19 of it may never be. There is more than "a possibility that the sudden shift of strain caused by the cargo breaking * loose also warped the hull so that |2 seam or two parted or a plate |cated before the s h is over. The came off. Talk of hatches that were | penalty for piracy is death, and the not watertight, portholes that were | trials usually are devoid of hesitancy not well set is more or less idle. Any |or formality. ship that is far cnough gone to puta | A concerted war against the fe- hatch or a series of portholes under | maining piratical nests existing on water for any appreciable length of | the globe would yield quite satisfac- time is doomed. Ports and hatches tory employment for navy men on were not made to serve as a part of | gunboats large and small. “Seeing |the hull. the world” on ships is one It was a deplorable occurrence, it is | thing: a little action a navy iinst pirates natural to try and blame someone to | | deny that humanity cannot overcome |fate and chance. But the crux of the matter is that the captain was fn | command, he assumed the respon- sibility as someone has to at a time like that, and Not because would be just as gratifying. THI: NEW NORTH STATION New Britainites who haven't been | to Boston for some time, and there- | fore remember the “old North sta- he guessed wrong. | tion” as it used to be for years—a was inexperienced, | remarkable conglomeration not because he had any desire to lose | cient and antique t he of an- | not heen for the cagle eyes down in his ship, but because he was sincere- | made into one after consolidations of a citizen with widl agree tha truck p: least, n here Plainville, At go0d eyesight a perhaps many through the city that bears down too hard upon our expensive pavements Bristol congratulating itsel wpon the completion armory, and when it is dedi celebration will he one of the mos resounding ever held in the city, ¢ minating with a grand ball at which the governor and many sto Bristol the congratulating upon acquisition of this new building. Its service to the city will be manifold serving the purpose for which it wa constructed as well as providing a |in & large meeting pla or civic gather. ings in the future. R n eclectri THE VESTRIS DISAS The world has fied, and shocked, by a 1in be le of disas ter at seu. landsmen, placing their lives in the mast his ¢ with one of the inev A group r mariner ble, and to ou mind i which often unavoidabie, erg occr some sometime th ove met and conquercd live recent accident a Masterly cost many Sudly dil cost lives, hundred of them it appear sean p might hay saved sol cither a the origin of trouble or ever late from listed Wi when boat Taunched a badly s into tumnultuous s pper ha lay it to meet an cm out Lis plan o ows changes of confusion.’ 11 the lifr his e gurssed v atop a turl i opinion iig ning that he for ndecided d the ship boats tackle fa t of the Poo) 1 ¥ chin ¥, A er carefull to 1 Tt is a must consi ent 1 the ssengers the lifchoats bee must adr dered his overboar rin the p o8 of its new ated the officials | Pre will be present. We heartily join in |casket of his old friend and boy- times captain or- t} i Iy conce t ned with the safety of pas- ‘arious lines were made half a cen- he was forced to tury ago—will rub their eyes when :thvy reach that end of the Hub. The _new North station now is a reali sengers and crew, guess, and he was wrong. He met the situation in the maner ordained for . 'commanders who loose their ships, although all of its vast rece Inot yet completed. The cidy on the a life preserver. | Charte |ea it |deed, it is a new Boston in many respects. Now in addition to all the other downtown improvements the h way to the Bowery, where the Vice | Boston & Maine has done the greater upon the part of its bit in | city. he went overboard, disdaining even ' of late years has rejuvenat. A FRIEND OF DAWES The story of how Vice President Da a wended his t es in limousine ident laid a flower modernizing the | hood chum, Brad Hulbert, was like a | e from the book of fairy tales we }‘L’N‘Nt to all of New England. Bos- , 'as children loved so well. More than ton remains the hub of this tier of “:}m(, the body of Brad Hulbert lay |states and when all is said and done ne casket,” and his remains | New Englanders cannot help feeling a bit of pride in the progress made there; at least, such progres - ;\\ ere clad in a dress suit of expensive |texture. The Vice [President had seen to that. “Charley Dawes is a friend of mine,” Brad Hulbert had often told his friends. But these never believed the words. How could the Vice Pres- ident be a friend of Hulbert, he who | Engiand. Other citi possess more exp in the country - sive railroad sta- e tions than this new pilg erccted by the B. & M., but they haven't any- |thing with quite as many diverse in the sixties was having dificulty in |supplementary public consenicnces. ie haunts r maintai himself as a THE SA} RST TARIE The clection being more than a waiter, whose were the Bowery, cheap, rather | as friends of where lodging W s than a mansion such government officials are he e it. But on more or less inte 4 fluence of the tariff argument. fome supposed to | cuss one point a r ing waiter dis- from the Vice Pres- live in? Once layed a letter lent. “He t was the laconic explanation. Yet no- all Brad was thought a little loose & ting remarks can be ventur This point is the in- sent me some moncy,” cnthusiastic proponents ) 1 body this. lican doctrine here, there and else Hulbe the really believed in where, I clction actually swung upon the at- L titud. the peopl the tariff. To these we wish to direct a upper story. Back Marietta, Ohio, Daw Hubert were boys, they They spent their s in when of toward pals, it seem we uarks and need go no further t | an Connecticut in doing so. he ¢ ther, companions on swims; and they played on big industries of Conncetiout ime baseball team. They were mostly in the all the to for- Charley citios, re are “together small they pare who were fowns with factories; usually It is hard in later lif are one-industry towns. Com- with the multitud. nd ittle potatoes. then, the <hould to the one’s hoyhood of indus- ex didn't t tries, 1 in the cities they of it if are of t? The Dawes climbed up small suceess while Brad | Naturaily, tariff disser- latter, it seen: But s in the ons have aled most 11 te, app sn't built that way tively ities of L viearious f his friend and was prond of plurality of (i Connecticut, industrial s 0 1re locate record of the After yoars of not seving each in at the old Hulbert tion Towey met Bectors shows that it was in the industrializ- whe was a ies where the Democratic party rom then on the friendship ved 1 from that time on h he about its strength, the tari said to have been carried in the was rene For one course, question can fo matter what happened to would king let the dent 1 the old waiter is confront- It mative in New Diritain—but only g in aid less than 400 votes, practically an ak. The riden, another t know was true ut the ame in it city Democrats rolled up lu s« of Hartford, Haven and Bridge- the tariff e in Connecticut, tariff wax - pluralities Finally the Vice Py ock—news came to him that nd Brad Hulbert had died in the Dowery lodging house. The Vice sident receiv- industrial ci New s a whole, i in the Waterbury, Taken was the 5 port, main i President acted quickly. His former where the important, did et at all. They went for Al Smith regardiiss o1 tin It in the the the industrial cities must have a nice funeral, and is most re troubled over it would be a the flower placed on Vice President e casket by I d nl himself. was country, small | sands of others who do not climb so | re hend, but pirates remain in a few | were slow to take action against the | steamer Hsin Chi went aground on | Chinese ports to raise a doubt us to | the fury of their traditional ferocity, ' satisfaction that one | | the pirates, and others may be lo- | railroad stations | ses are | If in surprising manner; in- This, of course, is an event of in- | typi- | |fies what is going on ail over New ! of Repub- | have been telling us that the | t is not hard to understand such ' towns—not cven all of them—and the rural unindustrialized parts of the state where the Kepublicans got suflicient votes to counter the Demo- | ~ratic wave in the cities, It is safe to assume that the Irural aweliers in Connecticut, who wen® so strongly Kepublican, did not ! do s0 on account of the tariff. They voted the ticket as a habit. They vote Republican regardless. In the where of all places a tariff discussion should arouse interest, |1he voters by their actions showed | conclusively that they did not take the tariff talk seriously. | cities, \F cts and Fancies By ROBERT QUILLEN You are definitely middle-aged if you read back to Page 86, discover the story is to be continued, and | neither swear nor kick Heckle: To interrupt the speaker with questions. First practiced by | {Eve when Adam came in at 2 a. m. | Queer civilization! It pities ordi- nary cripples and scorns those de- formed above the ears. Sins are much like dogs. Your own pet pooch would look vicious in the other fellow’s yard. | The objection to fame as a prize is ,that the same people who give it can {take it away. | - o P — Still, every driver who doesn’t take | to the ditch seems a road hog to the timid driver. Are men more thrifty than wom- en? Well, docs a woman come home and say she's going to have the house warm enough to suit her and | |darn the expense? The millennium will be here soon after you see the first bronze statue |inseribed: “To John Jomes, who minded his own busine It's a ca of true love if he dis- covers how dumb she is and still thinks her wonderful, : Calling on the famous man to satisfy your curiosity. feeling ill-at-ease because you can't | offer peanuts as you can at the zoo. | cause shivering. And 1y true of overdrafts. ANl draft this Is especi The reality of prosperity depends on whether you compare it with the "hard old days or the present state of{ the big guy ! No matter how poor you are, if | you neither revere nor hate the rich, you're probably upper class You don’t need a press agent to attract attension. Have somebody tow you in. Every town has a bully who gets |by because better men dread the notoriety they would get by licking him, | The five senses: Money scnse, so- | ial sense, class sense, common sense and horse sense. Why weep because the buffalo were Killed? Think how much good | golf ground they would occupy Typical U. & “knowledge:" Chile (rich, cultured, larger than Great Britain) is a little jungle country full of naked niggers Correct this sentence: “When T ask John what he thinks of a new Ihat.” said she, “he always gives me | his honest opinion.” Copyright. 1928, Publishers ndicate, The Hartford archdcaconry was in sssion at St. Mark’s church here week in the rear, it is no need to dis. | few son last night ank Starkey pr sented the evils of Sunday amuse- ments and A, Victs and Frank Nuss spoke in their favor. The judg- es, M. C. Gussman, A. H. Abbe, and ucl B, Bassette decided against the | Sunday amusements, The fifth annual convention of the | Connecticut State Association of local fire insurance agents opened lin 1. 0. 0. this afternoon il cretary 1 Chartes I, s Frary & Clark spoke “Jobbers' Association as Viewed from an Ontside Standpoint,” at the ninth annual convenfion of the N: tional Hardware association in At lantic City fodav. 1o called the e trade the most ancient and rful of all the trades of Amonz the other local men G. " 1art, N. . Cooley, it the It Clitfard hrist and I Smith of man, present a and A Ton Rowland & greates sensa- Falls." Astound- foc Al special select company. A tion, ing 1« seenery. Large mighty production comparatively as | prodigions as Al copt station Now Britain | the terbury last nizht bt fi gue baskethall game | ntic cataract. insured ex- in the police room. half in Wa- Iy lost a 19 to 16. rness at t Gorman's—advt. of Tierlin is not so fa- toward its recent no leense action, Tt to losc $1,156 ‘n license fres Finest Jine of diamonds in the city at 8. H. Wood'; advt, The bgh school foothall team practiced the rain yesterday at Walnut 11 and intends to be ready Meriden Saturday, Cantain Cur- ect 2 thoranzh seaking ancscs to take the ‘s game irt 1ction s town vorahle stands men The leagn: w St < anly the ints of | neither school thinks much of id the and the in Lycoum— | teaving | Yours for a Bright Autumn? The oak leaves brighten on the trees In sunny Autumn days like these, But brighter still the joke leaves grow— : Just read the Fun Shop and you'll Kknow! It Ran Annoying! Chester: “That wife of yours, Ole, doesn't she irk you terribly?"” Olgson: “Yaw, sometimes ghe jerk me by the hair, sometimes she yerk me by the ear! THE CHICKEN COUNTERS! By Stephen Brock Mother writes. She's in the big prize story competition In Anyb sly's Magazine. Her story, “Carol's Eyes," Is just the right length and meets each and every *“conditio There isn't any doubt of it—she's sure to win a prize. Sister writes. She's in the Jollier's Weekly competition. First prize, five thousand dolla and it's just as good as won, Sister has arranged to quit her typewritist “position” And take a trip to Europe when the postman brings the “mun.” Brother writes, He's in the Brown Book contest. “Nothing to it," Brother says. He's “got the others beat a dozen blocks.” Thinks he may do Europe, too—he really ought to “do” it. But father says: “Why don't you put the money into stocks?" Father doesn’t write, He says he's too all-fired busy Buying stamps and mailing things for mother, Rob ahd Jean; But he says he's got a joke with a “twist” to make you dizzy, And a heap sight better than he's read in any magazine. All the world is scribbling, a millien pens are scratching, Turning out prize stories and loading up the mail. Coops of chickens counted long be- fore their time for halching, Everybody's writing, and none ¢x- peets to fail! The Groaning Board! Tobertson: “1 thought you told me, before 1 married you, that yon could make biscuits!” Mrs, Robertson: “Huh! T thought you toll me, hefore 1 married you, that you could make dough!™ Mont Hurst Children's Garden of Cursest After trying for several hours to get George Jr. 10 g0 to sleep, lis mother, on hearing the clock striky 10, remarked: ust listen you are still aw “Well, T have to be awake before I can go to slcep, don’t 17" coun® tered Junior. From Our 1t is 10 o'clock and George McKamey Quest of the Missing Link! By R. Morton Dr. Gorges D fecto, F. R. 8, I. R. O, O. B. G., decided to lead an expedition in search of the Miesing Link. The personnel of the expedition was chosen with minute care. There must be no weak link in the human chain which was to brave the wilds avage lands in the great quest. v would not be linked with civil- ization for several years. The equip- ment and supplies were also chosen with scrupulous care. The Expedition was buried Dark Africa for two years. link was still missing! They invaded the fastnestes of Tibetan forbidden land. the Steepes and the unknown nds e Chinas. East TIndian Isles of Amazonian Wilds—finally in despair the Expedition returned to Amgica. Two wecks after Dr. Perfecto re- turned to America Mrs, I'erfecto was in th UE.yo.cctserfrP’eMericasamodt in the midst of a gener: house- cleaning, and upon moving the { burcau in the Doctor’s room found the Missing Link, right where the Doctor lost it! in The | | K Wherever he went he carried everything before him? In Good Circulation, Too! Mae: “A kiss speaks volume: Paul: “I'd like to have a complete set of your works!” —S. K. Silver The Razz-Word! Along about midnight life at Baile and Barnum'’s begins, Just as I was sipping my night-cap the cops me in. A big burl | He: cop yelled at . whatcha doing > ho, me?" 1 asked in my most surprised tone. me, “Insult me, whilya? You are un-|pose oi enabling the catcher to have der arrest for insulting an officer.” have I said to insult you “What? That's rich, but you can ask the Judge. So he took me down to the sta- tion, and he told the Judge this story; “Your Honor, I found this drunk down at Baile's, and,when 1 asks him what he was doing, he im- pudently sald WHOOPEE.' ‘Then the Judge said 30 days, and T atirted to say, “Who, me?” But I changed my mind and said, “Yes, sir.” —W. E. Wentworth Usually! Passenger (on Jerkwater R. R.): “What have we stopped for?" Conductor: *“We pass No. here.” Passenger: “What Conductor: “That's train on the road —Samuel Bonner (Cepyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) 572 No. 572?" the other QUESTIONR ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Questie= Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean. 1322 New York avenue, Washington D. C., encio:ing two cents in stampe for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertakem. All other questionr will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fidentlal.—Tditor. Q. What is the difference in weight between dry clay and damp plastic clay? A. Dry clay weighs 63 pounds per cubic foot and damp plastic clay 110 pounds per cubic foot. Q. Are there any state univer- sities that do not have fraternities? A. According to Baird’s Manual all the state universities have fra- ternities. Q. What is the origin name Iolgate? A, Falgut, Falgate, Folgate arc variant forms of spelling an Eng- | lish family name, meaning a bridge across a high road. The name| originated from a locality. Q. Where, in the United States, | can one get a copy of the Bible in the Polish language? | A, The American Bible society, Bible House, Astor Pl New York City, publishes the DBible in every language. Q. its specific gravity th me? A. No, Specific gravily changes with tempertature but proof remains | constant. The number expressing | proof when divided by two e presses the percentage of alcohol by volume, the remainder being wate ‘The proof is obtained by specific | gravity at 60 degrees F. Q. What is American Broadta A. It {8 an improper name for. broadtail processed lamb. The South American slink is sheared | close and dyed Dblack, brown or| platinum. Lt is also an improper name for Asiatic (Manchurian and northern China) lamb, sheared close and dyed. Q. What is the address of the American Society for the Advance- ment of Atheism A. Care of The Truth Secker, 14 Vesey street, New York City. Q. What is the value of Indian head pennies dated 19097 A. Twenty-five cen of the | | Mostly cloudy tonight Is the *“proof” of alcohol and | a better chance of throwing out a runner who is attempting to ad- vance a base. , Q. Is there a Moliammedaw shrine on the spot where the Jawish Temple used to stand in Jerusalem? A.. The Mosque 3 Omar, a Mo- hammedan shrine stands there. The Temple was never rebuilt after it was destroved by the soldiers of Titus, The emperor Julian attempt- ed to rebuild it, about 363 A. D., but his premature death prevented its completion. Q. What is the farm population of the United States? A, 28.981,608. Q. When was the French law separating church and state passed? A, December 9, 1905. Q. On what date did Easter Sunday fall in 1§58 A April 1. Q. Did California furnish troops in the Civil war? A. When the Civil war broke out, California was thought to be contemplating secession and as cxempted from ' furnishing troops. The Union party became dominant, however, and contributed nearly $1,500,000 to the Federal govern- ment, and sent five companies of volunteers into the field. Q. How is twenty-one followed by twenty-two ciphers read? A. Twenty-one sextillion. Q. What is the origin of the ex- pression “to rob Pcter to pay Paul”? A. It is said to have originated in the reign of Edward VI, when the lands of St. Peter's at Westmin- ster were appropriated to raise money to repair St. Paul's church in London. Q. What is the meaning of the | name Schwetje? A. It is a German family name from “swinth” meaning strong, or robust. Q. To what race do the Jugo- slavs belong? A. They are a division of the Slavic race, numbering over 12,- 000,000 ,and occupying a fterrit of about 100,000 square miles southeastern Europe. any in Observations On The Weather Washington, Nov. 15.—Iorecast for Southern New Englan Mostly cloudy tonight and I'riday; some- what colder Friday; fresh to strong southwest shifting to west and northwest wind. Forecast for tern New Yorlk and somewhat colder Irids northwest portion tonight strong southwest shifting and northwest winds. Conditions: storm center and fres to in Inusa and fair weather followed by increasirg cloudiness. Temperatures yesterday: High (1] 56 [ 2] 56 60 (1] 60 56 5¢ 58 70 60 " 54 54 57 & 54 62 50 Low be 50 b 54 54 56 34 5¢ 4 50 b2 5 70 38 55 46 61 4 " 28 Atlanta . Atlantle City ... Boston .. RBuffalo . Chicago - Cincinnati Denver Detroit .. Duluth .. | Hatteras Kansas City Los Angeles Miami Minrteapolis Nantucket . New Haven New Orleans . New, York . Norfblk, Va. Northfield, V Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. St. Louis Washington PREPARE FOR kT WEE Columbus, 0.. Nov. 15 (UP)— Ohio State gridders are preparing for Illinois next week with the Muskingum game on the card for this Saturday. Yesterday was the first day the regulars were out n uniform signal drill and a few new plays constituted the only practice for them. o That Baby You've Longed For Mrs. Burton Advisws Women on Mother- hood and Cempanionship “For meversl years I was demied the blessing of motherhood,” writes = Mre. Margaret Burton of Kansss City. “I was terribly nervous and subject to periads ef terrible suffering aud melancholis. Now I am the proud mother of & besutitul little daughter and a tyue companion and in. spiration to my husband. I belleve i dreds of other women would like to kunow the mecret of mny happiness, and I will gladly reveal it to any married woman who will write me.” Mrs. Burtom offers her advice entirely without charge. She las nothing to sell. Letters should be addressed to Mra. Margaret Burton, 8088 Massachusetts, Kansas City, Ma. Oorre- spouder.ce will be strictly considential. Magnesia Best for Your Indigestion Against Doping Stomach With Aruficial Digestants Warn Most people sionally or who suffer, cither occa- chronically from gas, sour- indigestion, have mow discon- tinued disagrecablo diets, patent foodw and the use of harmful drugs, stomch that was over South Dakota yester- | day morning moved northeastward to Lake Supcrior. Tt has produced | light amonnts of rain over scattered | districts of the Mississippi [ Ohio valleys and the lake regions. | ‘The arca of high confinues | over the southern stat t of the | | Mississippi river. Strong southwest winds in s res - normally high temperatures from the Jower Mississippi valley north- castward to the lake region and the | north Atlantic state | Conditions favor for this vicinity | ssure AR to dances because miss the fun? The Bureau 1 fn Wiy Qur W attempts o cover enoug! alcad. that fundamental dance, <hington steps and variations in or want to out the coupon helow and send for it EDITOR, Washington Yoriz Avenue, ¥ Was e bulletin THOW ncelled U. S, T want a copy of t five conts in loose, une postage and handling ¢ NAME Q. Who said *“Brevity soul of wit”? | A. Shakespeare, In Hamlet, Act| Scerte 2, | Q. 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