New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 7, 1928, Page 6

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The Herald ta on sale @ally In New | York at Hotaling's Newsstand. Times 8quare; Bchultz's Newsstands, Entrauce | Grand Central, ¢2nd Btreet. It has been two months or more | since 1 department an nounced General was between an an actual capture secms to the differcnce poseession. war andino's capture The dif “tmminer rence fmminent captu cqual | | between hope and to 1 shot can | y, but not in | 1 convention. Tt appears that a § win the British de an American natior As a dispenscr of useful knowl- edge young Mr. Rockefeller is get- ting to be more accurate than his famed dad. What he said in Nash- ville ought to he good career to anybody wishing to go to to time worth a college merely waste and money. NEW ENGLAND DELEGATES The place of honor—eenter isle, tront—goes to the New England delegates at the Republican national convention. The dclegation from | Maine will be right in front of the | platforn and will not neced to stretch their necks to sce.what 1s | transpiring. The delegates from | Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Ver- | mont, Rhode Tsland and Connecticut follow. Thus the prestige of New Eng- land is maintained even at & national | convention. They probably will be | the cheer leaders for Hoover instead | of Coolidge, as was originally ex- | pected, the latest “I will not run” | letter from the Prasident to Chair- man Butl-r being quite definite about | AW to foree ARIFYING TH The effort of the registration of an automobile it can be towed over the highways | has ended in deserved failure. The Superior court, which was called upon to interpret this in the automobile luw the effort quickly and state befors point wost ctively. An automobile that cannot be oper- ated is not a self-propelling vehich nd the in the eyes of the | man with & broken n-hetter- down, see who wishes to have it to the not g0 1o days machine towed from his promises automobile bous e the expense of gotting out a regis- order 1o drag ceting caurt is not o optnton was o for irough th o ustice over the appealing down 5 ington Jndg of olo operats operated,” drciston DISCARDING Most of 1 BADIO STATIONS radio atations dered to show be allowed weem to Lo prospect of wnding careers, One or and it Court threatencd U. 8 Supreme have to decide Radio Commission Lis the po refuse licenses to broadeast: shudders to think what would i pen in the air if in ench tingency fhe Supreme Court should rule fn favor of the broadcasters; it speady Increase in a co would mean, a broadeasting stations, vastly increas- ing the chaos in the air and further | which precedad | ehanged his mind indi Qisgusting the meck owners of re- celving sets, who are supposed to take their licking lylng down and |of Newburyport, Mass, has the pe- | without murmuring. No one needs to | " be a prophet, however, to guess what the poor listeners would de about it. We suspect they have siready done considerable about it Before leaving the subject let's | consider the decision ef the Wana- | maker establishment ia Philadelphis, . which has operated & #@dlo station. The Wanamaker pesple suspected for a long time that their radio station brought ne appreciable re- turna. Their suspicions becoming strong cnough they finally decided to shut it off. Thus the announce- ment. The station will remain intaet and ready for uee if the public should demand it; but so far there has been no strenuous demand by the sup- posed army of listeners. A newspaper In Indlana situated in one of the cities where a radio station ordered off the air comes to hand. In contained frantic announcements to the public to write to the station demanding its com- was invance 4 before the Federal Unfortunately rosponse was edmittedly slightly. Commission. If the proprietors af the 162 mark- stations expect the publie to «ave them they are bound to be dis- appointed, with perhaps here and there an cxception. It might surprise even some of the more prominent stations how Indifferent the public n get. The novelty having worn off the radlo reception—which s to say that the day is past when any kind of a | solo by any kind of an amateur was acceptable 80 long as it eame through the alr—the demand for nothing but the best must be & & problem for the broadcasters. The indifference of the public to the fate |ot the broadcasters who have been marked for slaughter indicates clearly that there is little sympathy left for cheap programs. The radio public is becoming & hard task- | master. QUITTING UNDER FIRE Attorney General Arthur Reading of Massachusetts, who resigned his office aftsr the Leglslature had voted to impeach him, was rather poor timber for #uch an office, Throughout the leng Investigation the impeachment Teading had insisted that, being innocent, he would not resign under The alacrity with which he cg he knew when the fron was too hot. The attorney gencral accepted fees from the Decimo Club, Inc., after the club was recelving the at- tention of the authoritiea Later the attorney general walved further in- vestigation, indicating the club was 0. K. He fire, When an attorney general prac- tices law he must take care not to identified in a legal capacity with institutions that happen to be involved with Investigations or the scrutiny of the in any way, This is where Reading falled. T wyer for authorities wag an attorney general and also institutions which in the of wowd scrutiny of the at- natural course eventy under the 3 dew as Teading claime, his fees were ome torney geners tment mercly for legal services as a lawyer, t that he the lawyer was also ul should have gene warn- 1 him against accepting them: or. it he valued the fees more than the ttorney generalghip, he should have reaigned from the latter position. possibilities are, however, that thought a lawyer for the firms had at the The ¢ would never have besan ot satme time been attor- general, ittorney general who & law 18 mor cribed in his legalistic behagor He cs and his state job, tine practic ) other lawyars must 1 *ome iter, do not mix, \ MILCHANICAL FREIGHT YARD o thousand guests of the Bos- & Maine rallroad, we read, 4 the tirst freight corated with r—gay- roll bunting — hump in the new meehan- vard of tha railroad in find its alone proper designated point after ra maze of tracks. laselfication yard of the 4 cost $4.000,000. Tt marks a e affalrs o big road. It most up freight yard in the vinbol of 1he new and way 1o Ve 1« the The yard has o 000 freight cars a froad’'s facilitics < heing constru W “eports aren: & St suffering physical and A fow 11 but down and of the Homer leader- the into a rahip Han of which proud, ey Tioete 1 England can New feel and thess letters ‘would be | Radio | the | also accepted fees from | ‘Hw United 1. A. W. Corporatien. Iven | real- | years [tion cost only $22.000. A. NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, JUNE 7, 1928, A MAYCR AND THE LAW “Bossy” Gillis, the brassy mayor culiar notion that “the proper pla for trees s out in the woods.” Hi idea of a treeless Newburyport must seem novel to loyal ¥ankees living in a city which boasts of an unusually large number of beautiful Unfortunately, however, the mayor also belleves in action, and when trees obstructed the pro- ‘ | elm trees. Sress or Boasy's ambitious gasoline filling station acheme at the “Bimpson place,” a landmark, down came the trees. The mayor did mot | bothér with getting a permit, mor did he feel constrained by & soning ordinance, nor did the fact that the | Common Council had refused & per { mit for the filling station ! him, | Such a mayor! i Of course, he got arrested and | may be fined. But merely being | { arrested is nothing new in this chief | axecutive’s young lfe. His record up | to that point had been being con- | victed of shooting crap, cussing in public, gambling on the Lord’s day, sclling gasoline without a license, and punchng a previous mayor upon the jaw. Yet for awhile, when this civic clown became mayor the citizens liked It because he got publicity for the town. Before he is through his | term citizens will be wise to di courage him from running again: not even for the job of dog catcher. bother | | town THE PRE-CONVENTION CAMPAIGN EXPESSES | The Bcnate campalgn nvest |ing cominittee, after valiant strugz- gling with evidence and testimony 1egarding moneys expended to fur- | ther the interests of the various presidential aspirants, has made an interesting tabulation. It is found that the campaign to put over Herbert Hoover has cost more than the combined totals of all the other candidates in both parties. Which sounds terrible—if one thinks $350. | 522 apent on behalf of the com- | merce secrétary is a terrible sum. | Whether this is much or little 153 & matter of opinion. One must not | forget that Hoover from the first | haa been a nationwide candidate as | distingulshed from the favorite son candidates and those whose ambi- | tions have circulated only n scc- | tions of the country, For the late Benator Willls, for instance, who merely functioned as a favorite son eandidate in Ohio, more than $66,- 000 had been expended. If the ex- | penditurg for Willis had been in the | xsame proportion in the 47 other 35!41"-5 his campaign cost would have | mounted into the millions. In the case of Lowden more than $60,000 | has been epent, yet his candidacy | | goea no further than part of the | | farm belt ana he has gone so far | | | | | | s to say he will not be a presiden- | tial candidate unless the Republican party stands four-square upon a MeNary-Haugen platform. | The campaign in behalf of Gov- | ernor Bmith of New York has cost | 18$121,471, naturally the highest of lany of the Democratic contenders. | | Whether his iz & Jaree or Ema | !sum is a matter of opinton. Both Me Hoover and | entered the present campaign nomination by far the most popular indidates in thelr respective par- ! ties. But popularity s not cnough. | | The candidates must wade into a | nationwide arena ‘and obtain in- structed delegates; the machinery to | n them comts son - body must provide the sinews "war. No candidate, unless he 1s jark horse scleeted to break a con- vention deadlock, could get nomination in any other way. reasonable expenditure of moncy is and what amounts to & | Smith for | ol money the A ssential yeasonable cxpenditure is something .upon which few men will agree, | A comparison with former since pre- the convention expenditures advent of the presidential prima shows conclusively that the present | cxpenditures on behalt of both Hoover and Smith are low. The cost of the pre-conventan | campaign in bahalf of Laonard | Wood, tn 1520, was $1,773,303; the | pre-convention camipaign on behalf | of Lowden at that time was 414,956, | .o ¢ The cost of the Harding pre-conven- tion campaign was a little 1 $100,600 but it is doubtful whether the snm spent had anything to do It was the dis Kenyon Awith the nomination closure before the investi | gating commiitte that more than a nd threc-quarters dollars expended on behalf of Wood, and the methods followed in { the expenditure of a part of the ! Lowden fund. helped to create the "deadlock at Chicago which resulied in the nomination of Harding. Cal- vin Coolldge, by the way, the only ! candis pgland hefore | the convention, enjoyed the expendi- of 868, I i a | vain effort to attain the nomina- the Jumes million | had bee te from New ture 5 on his be tion, On the Demoeratic side | pre-convention campaign of M. Cox for the Democratic nomina- Mitchell «hose hehalf ne v gotting convention | Palmer, on [ 860,000 was spent, er in the 1924 pre-convention poor support n the paign eods were ni), i being a cer- would be the cam tainty that Coolidge nominece for re-election, . | When one compares the high \Facts and Fancies | doing nothing tsn’t being good |seme fellox {10 abolish w | hat,” | The charter ahove { Plained the costs of the 1920 pre-convention era with the figures tabulated by the Senate comumittee this year, one cannot do otherwise than come to the conclusion that the pre-conven- tion expense system has suffered from a wave of economy. Crime will decreasc when the | &ood people begin to fight criminals | instcad of one another, Marriage might last longer if the | courtsflp wasn't cut short to get! ready in time for June. “Developing” & people means | teaching them new wants and new reasons to be discontented and un- happy. Business 1s a little slack, aud t only two behind with their w are Ford and the fool-Kkiller, Of course Tunney's inter Hhakespearc is a pos. Deing prize fighter doesn't make hini un- like other prople. towill is exerc e gentloman s “Then 1 pronounce. Awful thought! Some day Chinese armies will forget urn it is to run and butt out their brains, if any vords: the | whos straw hats are Lmu; bt they protect the | goes through The stiff to run down, cars better as one windshield, Righteousnsss isn't passive cgg gets rotten just by doing noth- | ing. Americanism: Thinking you are | plowing a lot of ground bhecaus you prance and fret in harn Ritchie won't get the hut ouldn’t the Land- | Jonti 2o0d on a cigar | - | Explorors an rtral Ameriea | have found a ball once used in a popular game, We were present the | day the Babe hit that one. Governor nomination, box lid. England and Fronce are willing | merely reserving tha | right to shoot up their own M guas when necessary. Another argument for birth con- trol is the number of graduation invitations we'll all be getting in few weeks. It you put new wine in old hot- tles, they burst. Which suggests the inadvisubility of putting the new waist measure in last summer’s trousers. 1t you aren't content to reach the | dinner table unlces you can choose YOUr OWn route, you are a Congen- tal Democrat. The Baltimore Evening Bun suge | 15 a plank that will seem wet to ts and dry to drys, but it won't Look at near-beer, I the dead can speak of a pug balancing a tea cup on his | knee must old John L. to| n his vocabuly | do. the sight ! canse Correct this sentenee: “When wife asks my opinion of a said he, look closely tell the truth.” Copyright. 1928, Publishers Syndicate my new and 25 Yéa;Ago i'oday ’ Twenty fife and drum corps arc competing today in the carnival conducted by the Tabs' corps Among them are the American and Ir. 0. U. ain and the Platnville corps. Major Alien of Hartford and George Lynch and Charles Mucller of New Britain are the judges. Work on the sewer tunnel is be- ing pressed, and the men, wearing rubber suits and using compressed air as motive power, are working night and day. committee held a meeting last evening, with W. B Attwood, A. J. Reynolds, B. F. Gaft- *. 8 Andrews, and Edward . Kilbourne present. A. J. Sloper ex- work of the gas com- pany in getting the legislature to change the proposed charter to | leave it its rights in the streets, [saying that It was not done public- |1y as the company could hardly be | forty years. He « | hills, A. M. corps of New Brit-| It's the Month of Roses — and Something El berry festival season once more, But commencement and cost “berries” galore, Short-cake—but we're short bread and butter as well, is the gift month poor as h——! weddings and The Main Stake! “What this political cam- s this year is a slogan.” “Why not “To the victor oi { long the °THE ONLY TME THAT QUYS TAL WASS \S WHEN ' THE WVIND " \ BLOWIN' o i d Strongheart, the Pup The Return of 1) Daughter (A TNustic Mellerdrammer!) iy H . Chater The old Atkinson homestead stood Vigh, high, high up in the hills. It had heen built a eentury ago. But it wasn't the same since Ellen At- kinsou left it was a pretty gal chores ever sinee ahe years of age. Folks pr “ome day she would Broadway chore-us. vouldn't shine—she face powde Jud Atkinson, her dad, wuz meancst Lind of a skin-flint. almost dvuv Walt out o' the house jest cause he -wouldn’t work, An' Walt #till a youngster jest past id mean things to Ma Atlinson, I'a did. An’' he threat- ened Ellen o dozen times promisin® to put licr out o' the house jest ‘cause she wanted to sit 'round all day reaaing sex stuff, So one night jest as everybody turned in, Ellen she makes a rope of her handkerchiefs an® lets her- self down three stories and beats it away, That wuz five years agone. The old Atkinson homestead still stood high, high, high up en the Walt almost got a job a few years ago. Ma Atkinson wuz lookin® out o the winder waitin', waitin’, waitin’, She knew her gal would return sgome day. Pa Atkinson had had his hair cut sinc Ellen left, but otherwise the landcape hadn't changed any Suddenlike the little gate clicked. Someone wuz comin® up the path. It wuz a finoly rouged gal, with skirt 50 short it showed her carelessness. | There are no use in Leepin’ the | reader any longer in suspense. 1T WUZ ELLEN She wuz holdin' close her breast a olject. Every once in a while she'd look down at it, happy- like, Ma thrun open the door an' stood with outstretched arms. Pa went to the door, too. “Mamma!” shouted Ellen, *“I'm home again an’ I've brought some- thing home with me.” She pressed the bundle closer to her breast. Ma looked at Pa. Pa looked at Ma. “And mamma, decar, it's jest five years old.” “The dear,” smiled like. But Pa got “Ye've got some bringing into t old kid.” “Who said anything kid?" snapped back brought liome to ye a Scoteh.” Prodigal She wuz dicted shine in a But she used too much did three that the He to Ma, excited kinda angrified. cheek, Ellen, is house a five-year about e Ellen. I bottle o' Entirely Proper! First Woman Delegate: “What @ you going to wear to Houston?" Second Woman Delegate: “Oh, something conventional!” —Russell A. Kellett Revised Version: To alr is uman! “RA TENOR By Katherine W. Coler The Opera Tenor 1s handsomely xpected 1o go about with a brass | band. Mr. Andrews retorted, “This | performance looks more like a case {of the brass without the band.” Mr, | Sloper said his company had de- clined to sell to a trust. No definite faction was taken by the committee. | A fine program has becn arranged | for the ground breaking exerciscs of I the Swedish Lutheran church fo- lmorrow. The mayor will speak, and the common council will be present the invitation of Pastor Ohman, rhe Philharmonic band will play. | The June aumber of Bennett's New Rritain pocket guide has been 1 and cor ns much valuable Uinformation. Many of the fables | ave been revised Thers is more or less sentiment In ! tavor of the extension of the trolley | tines. People are secking homes on the outskirts and these sections are growing rapidly. There has been ne | xtengion within the city mits since | the Dolans substituted clectricity for | horses. That years ago and Kew Drit ton has ed 10, then issu vas severs n'e popul iner. 60 sines | The poet laurcate of England 1= ' Robert Bridges, paid And deserves every cent he carn, Because, if he wishes to master his 1 s There are so many tricks he must learn, may Mo must know how to dance and to fence and to ride, He must know how to faint, must know how to woo or murder a bride, And to play the paint. groan and He to o In they shoot of a wall And, although dummy used, Enless he has practiced way to fall He's sure o bruised him In front’ bullets are the right zet very much In “Cavalleria” knife, A process he does not survive; he's stabled with a “Sameon” he's thankful to take his own life, In “Aida” he's buried alive. In And, should he live on, still hia fate is not tame, He is never shelf; As a rule he is wed to some cajol- ling dame Who is even more stout than him- self! consigned to the Too Much for Them} Visitor: “They say there's lots of unemployment in this country. Have you any bread-line in your city Donnelly: “We had until the; to passing out my wife's bread. —Jerome F. Hakes (Copyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESATIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, lcgal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken, other questions will recelve & per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are co! fidential —Editor. Q. What do baggers"” American history? A, The term was first used in the term *carpet the carly days of the western states | with reference to wild-cat bankers, who had ng fixed residence and could not be located when wanted. It was later applied approbriously in the days of reconstruction in the South, to northern adventurers who, by means of freedmen's votes, ob- tained offices in the southern states. Q. From what was the name of the Canary Islands derived? A. From the Latin word “Canls" meaning “dog”. It is supposed that the shape of the largest Island of the group rescmbled & dog, hence the name, Q. Can a negro enlist In the United States navy as an approntice seaman ? A Yes Q. What is the address of Lyon, the movie actor? A. Caddo Productions, Metro- politan Studios, 1040 Las Palmas Avenue, Hollywood, California. Q. Is Canadlan immigration to Ben the United Stattes controlled by the | quota law? A. There ia no quota for Cana- dian immigrants. Q. Is there any way white window shades? A ‘Wall paper cleaner can be used for freshening up slightly soiled window shades. Linen shades of good quality can be cleaned by stretching them tightly on a curtain stretcher or tacking them on the floor and scrubbing with warm soapsuds. They should be rinsed to clean Al mean in connection vmhl son avenue, New York city. Q. Where is “Wrigley Field” located 7 | A, At Chicago, Niinots; it 1s the bascball park of the Chicago Na- | tional league baseball club. Q. What does the name Dora mean? | A, “Git”. It is a contraction |of Dorothy which means “gift of God’ Q. 1Is there any place in the United States where English is not the official language? A. No. Q. Can a negro ex-soldier with 'an honorable discharge be buried in Arlington cemetery? A. Yes Q. How ean paint be removed | from & brick wall” A. The United States Bureau of Standards suggests the following: First wash the surface thoroughly with a strong solution of caustic soda er lye, (use rubber gloves). Then 1f any pigment or other com- ponent of the paint leaves a stain on the brick or in its pores, apply with a fiber brush a paste made by mixing about 3 parts of hydrated lime and one part of caustic soda | with water. Leave paste on the sur- | ‘face for scveral hours, then wash off with warm water, and finally rinse thoroughly with clear water, | It may be necessary to repeat the paste application scveral times, de.| | pending upon the character of the paint and the kind of brick. Q. What is the value of a United States large copper cent dated | 1847 and a half dime dated 15537 Temperatures yesterday: High 72 72 56 54 56 60 8 58 62 52 54 . 76 Low 111 60 53 ) 4 50 60 53 44 73 63 6 60 74 (13 54 58 70 6 (1] “ Atlanta Atlantic City ... Doston . . Buftalo ... Chicago .... Cincinnatl . Denver ... | Detroit .. | Dututh Hatteras | Jucksonville | Kansas Ci Los Angeles [Miami ... | Minneapolis Nantucket New Haven . ceee New Orleans ,...... New York .. Norfolk Northficld, Vt. . 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Conditions: {over northern New England | morning, Concord, New Hampshire, 1 29.64 inches. Showery conditions | prevail from the central Ohio valley jand Appalachian district eastward to the coast, due to the sluggish | movement of the areas of high pres- sure. Disturbances noted crday | over the Rocky mountain regions { moved to the plains states and ap- pear this morning as a Jong trough extending from Arizona northeast- rd to Minnesota and thenee northwestward to the Canadian Pressure 18 relatively high over the central districts from the lake region southward to the Guif. Tem- | peratures arc somewhat warmer in portions of Southern New England |and the middle Atlantic coast sec- tlons and are rising over the plains states and intertor valleys. Con- ditions favor for this vicinity fair | weatheér and not much change in | temperature. with warm water applied with a| brush and ironed entirely dry. Q & barrel? A. A barrel (liquid measure) contains 7,276.5 cubic inches. Q. 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